hocvious - >>153725174
My short poem:Tuch, oh Tuch you greedy fuckYour childhood dream was to be a Buffalo SabreYet you stabbed them in the back like a Jew with a dreidel
Hearing rumblings
>>153729777Me too but I can’t decide what I’m hungry for
i don't know why so many people think bob is moving
>>153729710why is this significant?
>>153729777Big if true
>>153729826Because it’s a slow news day.
Colton Parayko to the Buffalo Sabres for 2026 1st round pick and Radim Mrtka
When you go to a hockey game, do you bring your own food and drink, or do you prefer to buy what they sell there?
doubt they're in on thomas now
The streets are saying Colorado is considering trading Nichushkin to Calgary for Kadri.
I can't hear the puck
>>153729888JUST FUCKING GO TO A GAME JESUS CHRIST
>>153729888you'd have to sneak your food in. but i don't know. i don't eat at games. all my money goes to beer.
Do you think Shannon wears his flame jerseys whenever he goes out to buy his wife’s boyfriend condoms?
>>153729888Eat and get drunk before the game. Maintain buzz w overpriced light beer at the game.
>>153729894Kadri would be a great fit in Colorado
>>153729891>buffalel aint even gonna make the playoffs before they deal away the farmcmtsu
>>153729913No, he wouldn't.
>>153729894>>153729913Kadri pls come back
>>153729905My leaf fell off. There are not ice rinks here.>>153729906>>153729910Is drinking beer allowed in games? Alcoholic drinks aren't allowed here, as far as I know. They can sell you food and any non-alcoholic drink, though.
>>153729938poodri wishes he could still skate this well
>>153729938>38 year old Kadri pls come back to play 3rd center and cost us 7 million for four more yearsLiterally retarded people like you shouldn't have access to the internet
>>153729888A shitty slice of pizza for $10 + waiting in line obviously isn't like good, but if you're going right from work to the game you might not have a lot of time. I think food/drink is usually better away from the "big leagues," like my minor league soccer team hooks me up
Flames
>>153729938So what was the point of getting rid of him??
>>153729965Damn Swede someone sounds jealous of Kadri
>>153729863>>153729891I'm not surprised they moved Mrtka, they have more than enough D to use. I was surprised when they took another D in the draft in the first place.
>>153729942There would be riots if you couldn’t get beer at a hockey game.
>>153729988he stunk up the locker room
>>153729942Americans and Canadians can get beer during the games but it’s banned here
>>153730013Wine?
>>153730013Interesting. Do you think it has had any effect on hockey as a sport in Sweden?
>>153730027Nope
WEEGAR TO UTAH
>>153730071conroy only sells never buys
>>153730027Hockey is much more family friendly now and ultras are almost extinct. I don’t think it’s all that much related to alcohol as they claim
I'm a sleepy girl. I might have to nap instead of watching the games tonight
>>153729942they deliver beer to your seat where i live. the town arena is also connected to the town casino, so that's a part of it.
I just want a full day of hockey. I’m watching that Love Story JFK Jr/Carolyn Bessette show and it STINKS. I’m sorry but the Kennedy family are boring as hell.
>>153730095Imagine missing out on fights in the crowd because you didn't allow beer
i will cheer for colorado if it means i dont have to see that ugly chink for the next 6 months in the cup stills
>>153730095Hockey without beer should be a crime
>>153730169You’d cheer for anyone against my stars because you’re a JEALOUS HATER.
I'm a jealous hater
>>153730224>jealous of no millymopr
>>153730169>uglyC'mon man
>>153730257>>153730286>so jealous he replied twice KWAJB
>>153729905you can bring as many burritos as you can fit in your pockets
>>153730329for >>153729888
hearing rumblings about a potential deal being made between me and uber eats
Did you guys see Gary on tv today? I was at work and almost freaked out
>>153730399you got fleeced
>>153730399hawaiian bros has bogo mixed plate
>>153729888I normally buy a snack, even if it’s expensive. College hockey (NCAA) has much cheaper snacks, my team has $1 hot dog night
>I have another delivery to announce
i got drunk and told my bro id pay for his son to play hockey, how fucked am i?
>>153730545FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU BETTMANTHIS WAS ALL YOU AND I'M GONNA PROVE IT I'M NOT CRAZY THEY THINK I'M CRAZY BUT I KNOW IT WAS YOU GARY IT WAS YOU ALL ALONG
>>153730559Apologize and say you were drunk
I have often wondered if this is essentially the kinda thing that makes players pursue coaching.
If McDavid gets 10 points in his next 5 games, he'll match Patrick Marleau's career output of 1,197 points in 1,000 fewer games played than Marleau had in his careerMcDavid's currently at 1,187 points in 774 games, Marleau had 1,197 points in 1,779 games
>>153730575and?
>>153729807Rumors make it sound like Florida wants to sell
>they're making a hockey romance movie to capitalise on HR>they thought hetshit was the playoh no...
>>153730575>he’ll be tied with that other player who never won any cups Lmao
>>153730575they also share the same amount of cups
>>153730593but not the same amount of olympic gold medals :^)
>>153730610nor conn smythe awards
>>153730593Jen
>>153730590>reverse brokeback mountain where a gay hockey pwhl couple breaks up and the female lead ends up with a guy truly stunning
>>153730593He looks like a chimp in this picture
>>153730673That's just genderbent brokeback mountain, anon, not reverse. They don't end up together.
why is everyone in the western conference building an anti-oilers roster
>>153730590Gary is an idiot. He needs to lean into the fujoshi audience
>>153730768Because they all know how funny it is going to be if McDavid retires cupless.
Blow Jackets would be winning the Pacific and wouldn't even make the playoffs in the east lol
>>153730768they're all based Flamiacs (Flames Maniacs)
>>153730769they are very easy to please
My penguins ):
>>153730776Not a single team in the pacific has both a positive goal differential and an over 50% win rate
vancouverites are so desperate to have their own marner
FREED FROM DESIRE, MIND AND SENSES PURIFIED
>no you NEED to trade for a sniper because....we haven't had one since the 90's!
>>153730825Why are they all so mad at Hughes? Because they traded him away and he won Olympic Gold?
MY LEAFS DON'T HAVE A FARM SYSTEM, THEY'VE GOT THEIR TROMBOLESE
what do canadians do in the winter when you can't grow food?
>>153730825Vancouver shall be sacrificed for the greater good of Alberta. Inshallah.
>>153730861They eat pickled food
>>153730850I mean even subconsciously I’m sure that’s part of it.
>>153730861unlike you children, i'm not a bigot. so i have native friends that give me moose meat.
Perfect... soft...
>>153730878pickles are made of cucumbers which you can't grow in the winter
>>153730861consume american tears
>>153730861They get on reddit and farm for karma, obviouslySee these? >>153730825>>153730874
>>153730861Ice fish durrr
>>153730898
>>153730889Are only natives allowed to hunt moose in Canada? EMBARRASSING
>>153730890Elite goaltending
>>153730889>so i have native friend
>>1537308421000000 times better than 7 nation army
>>153730909there's a a few tag lotteries for the HUUWHITE man. my neighbour won one two years ago.
>>153730890Not FBA approved.
What does moose meat taste like
idk i've been vegan since the 2011 vancouver riot
>>153730939A little gamey. It’s alright though. Growing up in Alaska we’d have moose steaks or moose tacos every so often and it wasn’t bad at all.
>>153730947People looked like they were having a good time destroying their own city though
>>153730939a little like bison, less gamey than deer
Which game are we watching, boys?
>>153730144Saturday brohan. I woke up and it was like 12 hours of hockey. or even if they keep doing the euro-market games some weekdays (Mondays?) they start a game after around lunch time and then it staggers almost evenly to go into the night plus the west coast games. but Saturdays are more solidly all day
>>153730973Red wings vs golden knights
>most dangerous draw in Saint JohnPuck drop in London now
>THIS MAN is a Gold Medalist
turk lesnar will be the answer to the celebrini dynasty
Carney's over here telling parliament how good hockey is RIGHT NOW.
>>153730781and what of the humble Caniac?
>>153730768Cuz no one's worried about mackinnon and makar anymore lol
why do they say there is a trade if the player with a no trade has yet to approve it?
>>153731027huge fags
>>153731020did he bring his daughterson?
>>153731052I only saw his wife on the news. Assuming that is a different person.
>>153731008He looked great playing the Greyhounds last year, hope he turns out well and goes pro
>>153731020carney is an oilers fag. he regularly skated with the team during the '25 playoffs. bad voodo that guy brought.
>>153731068surprised, assumed a guy with a troon kid would be a canucks fan
>>153731068such a lovable faggot
>>153731020Is he announcing a plan to save Canadian hockey?
>>153730926another 90s dance bangerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_KztNIg4cvE
>>153731008he'll be in the whl draft this year, i guess
Suspect thread even for /hoc/
>>153731102Yes they just infact signed a bill today allowing more immigrants
>>153731008the prequel to turk lesnarhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=38MbOTmwfeA
>>153731102He's acquired several large samoans from Redbank whose job will be to fill the entire goal.
>>153730908I really like this picture.
>>153731068
Thank the Flames for being a good farm team for the rest of the league.
>>153731141let him play
celebrini should play for team usa since we taught him how to play hockey
yaaaaay women wooooo
>scoreless draws
Da Blackhawks :)
Vegas will win right?
>>153731244Hopefully not how funny would that be.
what did utah trade for weegar
>>153731244Vegass kinda forgot how to play hockey...
I'm enjoying seeing the Syrup Leaves losing streak
>>153731264 I knew Joe Nieuwendyk. Joe Nieuwendyk was a friend of mine. Weegar, you're no Joe Nieuwendyk. (aka not Iginla)
>>153731244Nope
>Not even 2 minutes in>Vegas scoreLol
>>153731221It's free money
Takeaways from the speech>manitoba and prince edward island traded to australia for south australia and a first round pick>samoan goalfillers>joint cooperation on nuclear beavers and platypi>a party will be held at bruce's house tomorrow night
Leaves make first score but lets see if they can keep it up
Remember when flames said they won the tkachuk trade
>>153731313Remember when Canucks said they won the hughes trade?
heard the flames traded weeger. Great trade. Who did the flames get
>>153731320No.
>>153731321Olli Matta
>>153731321A favor from Gary
>>153731334>Olli Mattaoh thats a super real name of an actual human for sure
>two most dangerous Gary League draws
>>153731244nora a cute
What do you need to start your own hockey team?
>>153731374more than just a nod and wink from Gary Bruce Bettman, Straya
Kyrou or Trocheck?
Do any of you tape your stick for synthetic ice?
morning guys is this where we discuss the trades that literally arent frickin happening what the frick
>>153731374friendship
>>153731407Do you need special blades for that? never tried polyice before
What if they covered the players feet in ice and replaced the rink with blades
BUSINESS IDEA:Magic
>scorefull draw in Grand Rapids
>>153731244on one hand they haven't beaten a playoff team in ageson the other they're overduebet on that game if you hate yourself
>>153731439Business idea:Women have to play hockey naked
>>153731465wtf these dykes are hot
>>153731460raped raped raped
>>153731472they're probably pretty cold actually
The ottawa 67s rink is dilapidated kwab
no one ever scored again
>>153731374Ice and some cool guys
>>153731432I only use it for shooting so I wouldn’t know. I’ve seen people skate on synthetic ice but it gets scuffed so easily I can’t imagine using regular skates on it
vegas should unironically selltry to get something for assmuch andersshit
>>153731005phenotype: american
Vegass
>>153731505don't get too cockya calder cup ahl team could beat the golden showers rn
wow adin hill fucking sucks
alexa, play sandstorm by darude
why dont they play with 6 guys on all the time if hill can't stop routine shots
>>153731501>>153731505mind if i save both these?
>>153731514he was on team canada in the 4naysh
>>153731512Well, I guess it's fitting the Griffins are winning the Calder this season, for starters... love to see the Wings win the Cup, Grand Rapids win the Calder, and Toledo win the Kelly >cause I love overkill
2014
>>153731526Yes, I think I can allow that
>>153731465>perfect for breeding warrior off spring
>>153731514Just like my islanders
My leafs are currently up 1-1.
that ref is RACISS! why you throwing a brotha in the sin bin
>>153731532
>>153730679What exactly was MacKinnon doing here? Does he know how to backcheck?
>>153731514Apparently he has been one of the most unreliable tendies this season.I wonder what the hell happened but he sucks fucking ass now
>>153729726He’s going things that I’ve literally never seen done on a hockey rink
>>153731573he is worse to watch in person than his stats make him appearmotherfucker shoulda played with akira on the swiss olympic team because he is SWISS FUCKIN CHEESE
Wow, Utah is pretty desperate to give up 3 second round picks for weegar.
Thinking about cracking open a cold one
>>153731601
Tyler myers has been traded
oilers and blackhawks about to make another trade. Stan Bowman trading for another one of his old players
Thinking about getting drunk and checking up on all the live aboard sailing youtube channels i used to watch during the pandemic
The more I think about hockey, the more I’ve come to realize that it is a combination of every sport, except football, on ice. Hear me out: You play 82 games with 5 players (plus a goalie) like basketball. You have defensemen and goalies like soccer. And the minor league and trading prospects matters like baseball.
>>153731601Don't over do it bud
>>153731620it's really similar to indoor soccer
>>153731620It also has bodily contact and padded armor like handegg
>>153731607Elias Pettersson is now the voice of the locker room.
>>153731620it's also cute and gay like figure skating
>>153731620There's also flopping like basketball and divegrass
>>153731620and the grievous bodily harm of american football
Go Avs! ^-^
>>153731644Ok, then
>>153731644top shelf bussy
>>153731644On brand for the Avs
SCARRRRRRRRRRR
Another deal pending player waiver of his no-trade clause, here is the framework of what's been discussed:To #LetsGoOilers:C Jason Dickinsonanother pieceTo #Blackhawks:F Andrew MangiapaneConditional pick
>>153729888You're supposed to pre drink before the game until you're nearly blackout drunk but be careful not to fall off the nosebleeds onto the lower bowl concrete floor like pens fans do all the time
>>153731641>>153731629Good points. So it is basically every sport but on ice.
you can call me the goal artisan
>>153731644So that's why that one anon calls them softpuss.
>scorefull draw in Newark
MALFUNCTION AT THE JUNCTION
>>153731668Hawks might be including one of their better prospects and getting a 1st rounder Hard to tell what’s real
who are the bad guys tonight bros
>>153731746Yes
>>153731746vegass>laffsrandiesst. pooisjlmi
Conroybros what do we think
>>153731782i'm back on the convoy
Why am I listening to Steve levy call this game right now what did I do to wind up on this timeline
bud1
>>153731782That's a lot to give up but that guy is under contact for 5 years. Great haul for the flames but they will probably fuck up all 3 of those picks.
4naysh > 'lympics
Pretty disappointing return for Myers, will essentially be a 3rd (very late 2nd) in 2027, and that's with retaining 50% of salary.It's nice the Canucks are finally trying to rebuild, but really they're still under water from all the bad contracts and trades they made over the past few years. The return on miller was terrible, the Marcus petterson trade was terrible, the demko and petterson contracts were terrible given the questions around the players when they were signed.
vancouver has retarded management like buffalo but they escape criticism because they're not in the east
>>153731809Myers is a shit defenceman. 36 years old, UFA, 7 foot tall pussy. NMC. Canucks are lucky they got anything for him.
>>153731817i don't think they escape criticism so much as there isn't anything that needs to be saidone of the hardest self-kwabbings i've ever seen a team commit
>>153731817I agree. Worst management of all the Canadian teams. Worst fans too.
My laffs are currently blowing the devils out 2-2.
>>153731837They should shut it down and save their energy for the rags tomorrow.
>>153731782Flames are the next dynasty
>>153731644She's my kind of woman
Avs making big moveshttps://x.com/Avalanche/status/2029370412572803307
>>153731864>Nick Blankenburgthe soft avs continue becoming softer
sorry but i will not be attending edmonton's cup parade this summer for personal reasons
>>153731864He's a small guy
>>153730147why are the debbies always getting choked out?
who was impregnated here?
Colton Dach and Jason Dickinson to the Oils for mangiapane + 1st round pick. I was wondering why Dach wasn't playing
i miss the 90s penguins logo
I don't think /hoc/'s Jackies are going to make any moves
Shan’t be watching the abysmal garyproduct this evening
>vegass haven't beat a playoff team since 20th November
Ducks will pass Vegass tonight in the standings
>>153731943there's been some debate about that, but i think the narrative is leaning toward will being a princesss
>>153731972gonna head down the local wharf and suck some cock? What're you gonna buy with all that dosh??
>>153731973it's unbelievable how shit the pacific isthere is no reason that division should have three guaranteed playoff berths
neither of these players are getting traded
>W-when is someone going to trade for me? Guys? ....
>>153731988Sounds like Gary hasn't been paritying hard enough.
>>153732001they need to wait until he's done heating up and is cooling off, he's too hot to handle right now teams will get burned
what even is this hair cut
>>153732013gotta go fast
>>153731988.they should have 1 spot
>>153732013guys start norwooding and crazy things happen. you'll never see mackinnon with a weird haircut
>scorefull draw in Norfolk
>>153732013very brave for a bald guythe warrior of light cut from a few expansions agoor he's subtly trying to get traded to st louis
>>153732013the mullet should have never made it out of australiafucking bogans>>153732037fuck you
>>153732013asked his mom to give him a cool fade
Everyone in Edmonton is mad they’re paying top4 prices for depth players, even though they already have three of the top 10 point leaders this season. Same franchise that wanted Jason Robertson for future considerations btw.
>>153732013>what even is this hair cuthe's turning into a fucking Danny McBride character
Who will get that midget Conor Garland?
>>153732042it's not even a real mullet. far too short and even. i think this grew out of the family of fauxhawks.
>>153732051
>>153732034my job is having hockey night at a admirals gameshould I go? norfolk is pretty far away and gay
ok but did anyone get shannon's opinion about all this?
>>153732068They're also not having a great season, so I wouldn't go unless I really wanted to go to an Admirals game and didn't give a shit how they were doing
>>153732077Shannons busy gettin laid
>>153731982based affirmation ducky
>>153732013A project manager got sent to HR training for saying that kids all have fag hair these days
>>153731864Backup D on a minimum contract who ideally doesn't see minutes in the playoffs. He's actually had a good season which is probably why they made this deal even though an undersized RD is really not what the Avs need at all.
>>153732127He's not wrong
Warroad plays next.
>>153732127he's too based for the modern workforce
>>153732013a sad attempt at being cool
>>153732127*project manager I work with. He was talking about our first year apprentices>>153732136>>153732146Apparently the one kid cried lmao
Ez win tonight boys
DEVILS WHAT ARE YOU DOING??!?!
>>153732158reminds me of trb
>>153732168And that crying kid was being a fagWhy would anyone encourage faggot--- sorry, I forgot what decade it was >carryon
>laffs
>>153732119she's thinking about her flamiac boyfriend
steve dangle reportedly selling his TML cuck chair
DEVILSSSSSSSSS
>>153732210heard he's planning on moving to fortnite variety streamer
>>153732210even comes with a widdle tiny cuck logo
Why are the laffs trying to win? Don’t they know they’ve out of the playoffs?
>Oilers gave up a 1st round pick for Jason DickinsonWhy are they trying so hard to make McDavid leave?
>>153732227>Don’t they know they’ve out of the playoffs?shut up esl retard
WHY TF IS TALBOT SO BAD?????????????????????????????????????
Uh oh red wang bros.... they're messin up
KWAB
Do the devils really have a bunch of single seats where you sit all by yourself?
>in a team with a gold medalist connor brown is their best player
>>153732263uhh based
>>153732210where is that real estate anon who sends lowball offers
>>153732249they're trying to win now not tomorrow besides no rookie is developing under knoblauch's taliban
>>153732263Whats wrong with wanting to sit by yourself?
>>153732254kekekekek
>>153732277this>get up and get beers and snacks whenever you want>never have to get up for other people leaving the aisleseems like a sweet deal
why is watching garbage v garbage so much more fun than watching a tie game between contenders.
>>153732277you should find a /hoc/ friend
My laffs get a point even if they blow the game here, so this is basically the equivalent of winning the stanley cup to us.
>>153732307like there's always something exciting going on with the leafs
Canada would’ve won Gold if Stolarz was in net.
>>153732315Thank you Gary
>>153732307there are some sports that are just more fun when the players suck, like volleyball
lol whatdevils looking like team canada out there
Incredible saves
its amazing how much veg-ass cock gary still sucks
this nigga matthews built like a marshmallow
Name a more laughable organization in professional sports.
>>153732307you can just enjoy the sport as is with no expectations
>>153732343He's also bald
>>153732346Cleveland Browns, but it's close.
>>153732309I wish we could have irl /hoc/ meetups. I haven't had a friend since school
BULLLSHIT that was a goal for red wings. oh well. this better go to a shootout since I want to be entertained. but that is wack it still would have went in if he didnt "bat it in"
>>153732329my favorite football games are when it's two dogshit teams dragging the bar lower and lower
a garypoint for (((garys))) sportsbetting team. based gary! for the love of the game, right?
If Larkin is out for literally any amount of time then Detroit can kiss their playoff aspirations goodbye.
Gary. Knows. Best.
please god
>Laffs
LAFFS LAFFS LAFFS LAFFS LAFFS LAFFS LAFFS LAFFS LAFFS LAFFS LAFFS LAFFS LAFFS LAFFS LAFFS LAFFS LAFFS LAFFS LAFFS LAFFS LAFFS LAFFS LAFFS LAFFS LAFFS LAFFS LAFFS LAFFS LAFFS LAFFS LAFFS LAFFS LAFFS LAFFS LAFFS LAFFS LAFFS LAFFS LAFFS LAFFS LAFFS LAFFS LAFFS
LEAFS LOSE AGAIN
>>153732363watch the overhead pov you retard
>>153732361HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GTFO MY CITY PUSSY
Wow, what do you know, the laffs... blew the game!
>>153732373Hey, look, it's a Gold Medalist
>>153732384
>>153732361a lot of people dont stay friends with their high school or collage age friends. maybe one or two but usually its just your spouse and family. thats what is with me although im breaking up with this girl because shes just too problematic and much older than mebut HOC is eternal and always there
People will be disappointed soon when they see that Tyler Myers isnt playing on the Canucks anymore
>>153732391>cheap iihf pewteri guess only people from nations that have won both 4nations and olympic gold know the difference
>>153732387this was meant for matthews and willy sorry anon i'll be your friend :3
>>153732343>>153732353it's hard to believe he's only 28
think Knies regrets it yet?
>>153732417cute:3
>>153732403they still have ep40
>there are still no american triple gold club memberswut
>>153732403can't wait to see him dive like the rest of the asstards do on a nightly basis.
LETS GO BOYS
>devils analysts making fantasies about their 14th place team making the playoffs
>wongs
holy crow that is BULSHIIIIIIITTT4 on 3 OT that is WACKKKK. Can't believe the Red Wings snatched defeat from the jaws of victory (actually I can, not completely surprised)
>>153732435ur mum and I knocked out the triple mile high club in one flight lel
>>153732403thanks for the memories
>>153732448I like your gimmick
Batting the puck should not be a goal. Just like kicking. Hockey is about shooting the puck. Not batting stuff in.
>>153732448Well look at the bright side. At least you're in a playoff spot.
gary sure loves to give (((his))) team "home" rink advantage in the playoffs every season...wonder (((why)))
Gary's knights and marner will take the cuppie and you should just accept it now.
>Red WangsYou fuggin morons
>scores 3 goals in the 1st period for only the 2nd time this season>still losebravo Wings
>>153732343>>153732353>>153732419i think he's a handsome young man
anyone who wins is the benefit of jewish rigging, says guy who watches a league where the oilers picked first overall four times in six years and then never won anything
trb is a proud member of the triple crohn's club
Jesus Christ My Knighties didn't deserve that win but glad they got it.Also that fucking retard trying to pull a Maradona when the puck was already gonna go in the net. Thanks faggot lol
gary i fucking hate you and your ref bullshit
>>153732483you fell for it. congrats.
>>153732488It wasn't going to go into the net, it was sailing across the crease and away.
#Throwback #YouthAspirations
>>153732479thank god those eyesore jerseys are gone
and the classic
>>153732482he looks like the cool uncle that gives you your first beer
good fair win by the las vegas golden khnights
>>153732417Thanks fren :3 >>153732399That's reassuring. Thank you. I'm starting to get close to my 30s.
>in the league 10 years>only 4 "high"lightskek
>detoilet
/KRAK/
With or without Myers, I’m still excited to Experience Vancouver Canucks Hockey!
¡VAMO LOS PATOS!
>>1537325163 points for Marner. He's a difference maker now.
swedestinks OUT
McCarron is going to rape macBITCH on Sunday.
>>153732547QUACK QUACK
why is gare trying to force me to watch the islanders tonight?
i want to see bitchkinnon chimp out
thinking my nuckies are gonna surprise people tonight
god i hate womeme so much
>>153732618did you know some of them have buttholes? just found out
>>153732623b-but girls don't poop
>Adam Pelech has played the 2nd most games in islanders history for defensemen
>>153732618Islam is right
>>153732618this post goes very hard
The Ducks should bring back Corey Perry for the playoffs
MY KRAKKIES! :)
krak'd
>>153732618Flag checks out
>Kevin Lankinen is 7-20-4 this seasonjeeeeeeeeeeeesus Vancouver
>>153732663>finnish goaltending
JLMIbros, beat the Quackers
norf
Don't give up the first goal challenge level: Ducks
>>153732399I don't have enough swag for a BPD chud gf
>>153732676This but the opposite
uhehehehehe, guess who scored
Just yet another Minnesotan scoring a goal.
why did shannon give up on his team again? building is not even half full and he cant even be bothered to show up.
I hate mackenzie weegar and would have traded him for herpes he's shit he's stupid he's just awful enjoy your single mother raised eye shadow wearing they them defenceperson utah *spit*
>>153732733because the tickets are still expensive and only going up in price for some reason
>>153732734you don't have to be angry, the flames got a great return
Dave made a big save
>>153732727Your team isn't playing today, retard
>>153732733fuck the canucks ownership. shannon blackpilled himself
>>153732748Neither is (Yours) faggot.
>TRADED AWAY:2027 1st-Round Pick2027 3rd-Round Pick2028 2nd-Round Pick2029 2nd-Round PickStuart SkinnerBrett KulakAndrew Mangiapane>ADDEDSpencer StastneyTristan JarrySamuel Poulin Connor MurphyJason DickinsonColton Dach
>>153732744They could have gotten a bag of picks back and it would have been a great trade
>>153732562How does this trigger? Oilers miss the playoffs, or do they have to do worse?
another shift where pettershit causes the nuckies to be stapled in their own zone
My ducks are just cursed
Yall see Austin mathews cute latina gf
>open claw, lets pivot to the new jersey market. >yes, keep offers at 70% under asking
>>153732833post her
>>153732833>cute latinano such thing
>>153732802settled at the lottery, i imagine
how the fuck does pageau/holmstrom/lee work so well
>>153732839You could have just said you were gay
>>153732724Achievable natty?
>>153732855the white man marches on
>>153732851so it's a magnet situation.
>>153732708>>153732722KWAB
>>153732868with swoosh swoosh noises every step
Cheers to all you East Coasters joining us in Real Pacific Hours!
who do i root for in the east
>>153732888The meteor.
DUCKS SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
CUTTER JLYI
>>153732884>10:30 est>rphdont think so. rph is when I talk about the shitty video games I play at 3 am est.
>>153732906How's Injustice 2 going?
>>153732912max leveled harley quinn to level 30, wasn't too fun. started playing atrocitus. he's fun as fuck and got him up to level 20 already. thanks for asking bro I always enjoy hearing what vidya you're playing too.
>>153732936I have been having trouble finding a replacement for hollow knight/silksong. I played them back to back and 100ed them both.
CUTTER AGAIN
Leo is playing fucking amazing.
>>153732936for me its his kitty :)
>>153732952how about a shotgun in your mouth?
>>153732964I want a Leo to cutter goal for the hatty
>>153732968I don't play EA games
JLMI you fucks are useless
>>153732952Give the old Ys games a spin on max difficulty.
>>153732968What is your problem? Who fucked your girl?
>>153732772they've wasted 11 years of mcdavid already and you clown on them for trading away journeymen and picks ineligible to play until he's 35. i think you're a retard
shittich
SENNECKE FOR 20
The Canucks have had enough of not being taken seriously.
go duckbros go!!!
>>153732990mcdavid is the real retard here for staying in that shithole for so long
>>153733013he should simply defect to the sharks to help raise sid's daughter.
does asstin mathews having an american latina gf mean he will leave the laffs soon
NHL Superstar Center Elias Pettersson
>>153732618greetings from Kazakhstan
>>153733061Future Carolina Hurricane I've heard.
>>153733013>american failing to understand what honour and loyality meansshocker
>>153733083It even shows in all their star players. Matthew Tkachuk and Quitt Hughes already gone, Brady and Matthews have one foot out the door.
>>153733083>The clown stayed in the funhouse as it burned to the ground
>>153732952I only play out of date games that are on sale for cheap. I got Injustice 2 for 6 bucks. It's fun for a fighting game because it has a bit of an end game. Level up a character to 30, move on to the next.
i want a latina gf too
>>153733120yep. IIRC selänne took less than a mil as a one year deal for ducks management to get cash to get a cup. they got pronger and won the cup. matthews would fuckin NEVER. russians are the same, i cant believe that 17 mil.
>>153733142remember when karyia and selanne both signed with the avalanche and didnt win shit
>>153733070>point a game vs carolina in his careerno wonder, they think he is good
refs are in playoff form, they ain't calling shit
yeah dude you should waste your career on a team nosediving because they are run by retards only to be traded at some point down the line anyways but i'm sure they wouldn't do that to a loyal player, he was so loyal and honorable spending his prime in the basement while the team lit itself on fire with no end in sight
>>153733208they've been doing that for a bit, wonder if it was a directive
>>153733151Queeriya had already been to a game 7 SCF, or at least his body made it to game 7 not sure his head returned to earth after game 6.Teemu came back and won with SOVL.What's your point?
>>153733231I hope so the fairy puck era was just as bad as dead puck era
>>153733220If the team you’re on is shit it’s your fault as a player. Tired of all these star players getting absolved from all the blame and placing it on management or coaching.>>153733231
>>153733249I don't really have a point, it was just a big deal at the time.I attended game 2 of the 2007 cup final. Wasn't even a fan of either team. I won a contest.
Go Ducks!
>>153733260I'm sure it was McDavid's idea to sign Nurse and Bouchard for $20m~Actually it probably was, nevermind bad example.
>>153732836so based; Florida boomers deserve to suffer
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