>Tuesday 3rd March 20267.30pm AFC Bournemouth 0-0 Brentford7.30pm Everton 2-0 Burnley7.30pm Leeds United 0-1 Sunderland8.15pm Wolverhampton Wanderers 2-1 Liverpool >Wednesday 4th March 20267.30pm Aston Villa v Chelsea7.30pm Brighton & Hove Albion v Arsenal7.30pm Fulham v West Ham United7.30pm Manchester City v Nottingham Forest8.15pm Newcastle United v Manchester United>Thursday 5th March 20268pm Tottenham Hotspur v Crystal Palace
All wolves needed was a white manager
OH MY WORD RIO NGUMBUM
hahahaha slipppypoo
>>153722427they're gonna stay up mark my word
dave will be up to the wee hours bumping his latest flop of a thread
Jarvis activate the livermeme
piss poor play from alisson
>>153722453sad
>>153722448Their fixture doesn't look good though, all their remaining opponents have better league positions.
ABLCHADS WINS LET'S FUCKING GO ARSENAL 25/26
>>153722473wdhmbt
>>153722473lmao fuck off gb
>>153722468I saw this joke
>>153722472back to ars
>>153722427Kick it out
Steven Gerrard was genuinely a dogshit player
Brentford with another slurper.
HAHAHAHAH.LICERPOOL
>>153722493ya some eager beaver wrote it before I had a chance to think of it
Steven Gerrard made Carrick his bitch
>losing to wolves BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAJAJHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA WHAT A PATHETIC LITTLE CLUB
>>153722515based Roman Reigns acknowledger
>>153722521cursed leaf
GROK, how many premier league titles did Slippy G win?
Arsenal could draw with Wolves, why couldn't Liverpool?
just woke up the missus to show her dave has two flopped threads sinking like a stone in the catalogue, she laughed so hard she couldn't fall back asleep (that's me in the doghouse!)
>>153722541ewww wrestling
>>153722551Because Liverpool is a small club, lol x
Grok why did Steven Gerrard bench Michael Carrick for so many national team matches?
>Liversissy getting bodied in 3 threads KEKOLACant wait for Liverpool to lose to Wolves again in a few days.
chat why do man united fans go so crazy over their own black academy grads?
HAAAAAAAAAAAAS ANYONE SEEN SHITIZEN???Liverpool are fucking shit!!! Wolves will relegate Spurs as well btw
>>153722548Sheeeeeeeesssshhhhh
Biblical David Dilation
>open /epl/>incessant characterfag spamming>close /epl/
>>153722415>I'm the only burger hereneat
terrible night for the homeless (he's stealing wifi so he can cry about gerrard)
>>153722572Inevitable really. The insufferable little runt has made himself one large faggot shaped target...Hoping for a Chelsea win this week! GGCFC!
>>153722586>>153722589ooooh
>Liverpool win, Hasidic David meltdownI win>Liverpool lose, Hasidic David meltdown I win
Alex Jiminez upgrade lessgoooooo
>>153722563And shit as well!
>>153722557>extreme world wide wrestlingpiss off with your outlaw mud show
>Nevertheless, Slot's side should never have lost this game and it speaks volumes about their struggles that for the fifth time this season, they conceded a winner after the 90th minute - the most ever by a team in a single campaign.OOF
>>153722599fuck off fifa tard
they are gonna do it
>>153722606TRUE!
>>153722595to be fair the other one left (presumably for a feeding)
>>153722592>terrible night for the homeless (he's stealing wifi so he can cry about gerrard)Spotted mantroony sniffing around the bins at the bus station in Hyde
>>153722608erm it's actually extremely world wide wrestling wrestling, dronie
>>153722610Why cant they just defend? They have a centerback earning 400k a week...
>>153722610H O W L I N G'mentality monsters' LOL! "Set Piece Kings" flopping about for penalties for 90 minutes more like
>>153722630maybe your grandpa still calls it that
>>153722453>dave will be up to the wee hours bumping his latest flop of a thread
arsenal are winning the league, there's no competition for us :')
>>153722637my grandpa watches NXTrans
>>153722635>>153722631Embarrassing innit
let none of this distract you from the fact that Spurs are going to be relegated and likely even finish 20th
>ABUGods falseflagging his own thread and laughing at Liverpool to get the post numbers over so Mantroony's thread gets buriedI see you
>>153722663sorry mate now allowed to talk about spurs otherwise you're an anti semitic liverpool customer
>Virgil van Dijk says Liverpool were ‘slow and predictable’ in loss to Wolves Always good for a post-match quote which spreads the blame
>>153722676The entire club is infested with blame shifters.
slot seethinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZ3O6MEAb2c
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS ANYBODY SEEN LIVERSISSY??!
just did score predictions for remaining games, this is the final table. wolves actually manage to pull it off, crazyand arsenal slip to second but that was a known fact by mid season so hardly worth mentioning
>>153722722Has he blamed the wind yet?
>Wolves have won as many home games this week as Tottenham have won since April 2025
Arsenal failing to win the title, and Spurs being relegated would make this arguably the greatest season in premier league history.
Please give Slot a lifetime contract
>>153722722Shill your YouTube account elsewhere
>>153722878kek it's that zesty manure troon
Man United can go 6 points clear of Liverpool tomorrow
>>153722933they finish the season 7 points clear of liverpool
>>153722933warra trophy
>>153722722Suppose at least he's honest about how shit they are
What happened to 100m Antony
>>153722878>>153722931He has the scousers on strings! Love it.
>>153723108Yasssss queennn and he looks fabulousssssss while doing it x
>LiverpoolKWAB
Big Ben sends his regards
popping in just to laugh at liverscum
>>153722878Boy has Aids
indy is proper fuming
Comprehensive David Melty
Worse defending champions of all time
dave is a pathetic little man
>>153722415RAH RAH WOLVES
>>153723546Ez liversissy
>>153723939>Worse defending champions Good morning SARRR!
>>153724026that part
Bruno Fernandes has a higher G/A for Manchester United than Slippy G has for Liverpoo
>>153724422but how many times has bruno slipped?
Bruno Fernandes has a higher cry per game for Manchester United than Slippy G has for Liverpoo
>>153724350
Bruno Fernandes has been Premier League player of the week 4 times this season. More than any other player.
>>153724448Admittedly, Slippy G has more slips in big games.
Igor Thiago has been Premier League player of the month twice this season. More than any other player.
>>153724714>Igor Thiago is ONLY 24 years oldHow the fuck.
>>153724777Chadzilians are built different
How did Liverpool (500m spent in summer) lose to Wolves (20th)?
>>153724795because they are shit
>>153724789nigga looks like he's in his 30s
https://x.com/TheHateCentral/status/2028584472120033298 what is it with scousers who flopped as soon as they moved to madrid
>>153724905they can't handle the pressure of playing for a big club
Slot did nothing wrongSlot in
>>153722515Das it mane
wow yet another night of mantroony chatting to himself
>rashford will win la liga because madrid are in tremor and they won't have mbappe who's injured pretty bad, dude probably prefers to keep himself safe for WCdude deserves it ig
>>153724970Very true (Rooney doesn't count because Man Utd aren't a big club)
yeah rashfords such a good bloke, our brave lionwould let him date my daughter our brave lion
I had the craziest dream last night. I dreamt that Liverpool (defending pl champions) lost to wolves (bottom of the league) hahaha can you imagine?
>liversissy still seething and refusing to dilate
Liverpool have lost five games thanks to 90th minute goals in the Premier League this season, the most of any side in a single campaign in the competition's history.
The virgin slot
Punching one scouser a day keeps the doctor away.
>>153722931Extremely working class phenotype
>>153725891Bitching about Mikel Pulis when Liverpool are 16 points behind and already out of title contention was a true 0 IQ moment
>>153726072Then weirdly in the post-match last night Slot started off by saying Liverpool are too dependent on set pieces
>>153722453Seething lmao
Dave having a field day on HYS
OnanaSanchoGarnachoRashfordAntonyThe legendary /mug/ heroes will all return once their loans have ended.
It's comical how the response to slipperpool collapsing is some random whining about manure. Your club is still shit.
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS ANYBODY SEEN LIVERSISSY!!!!???
>>153726166Sancho's contract is expiring after this season, united wont activate the additional 1-year option.
Since Liverpool are always the best at everything in the eyes of their customers (John W. Henry calls them this). Best transfer window, best at set pieces etc.They're the best at being the worst ever reigning champions
>>153726295they're the best ever at collapsing at wolves
>>153726295They're the best at collapsing in injury time.
>>153726295>>153726310>>153726314Best murderers too
now they think people should just let them win
>>153726360Always the victim...
Expect a wave of dog shit Liverpool fanart from 3pm onwards
>win 1 in 28>then 2 in 2they're back!
Spurs broke their wage structure for Conor Gallagher
>>153726166forgot Hojlund
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>153726444will probably sneak into the CL because Chelsea are shit but it's a bit embarrassing to finish below United
>still PL champions>still in the FA cup and CL>still on for CL qualification in a rebuild season>all this while mourning Jota RIP
>>153726475>rebuild season>muh JotaGenuinely staggering cope
>>153726475Looks like next season is also a rebuild season la.
>Darren Fletcher's Man United star son Jack is handed huge ban for 'gay boy' slur at opponent who made comments about his football legend dad and twin brother
Now it all makes sense!
Da Arsenal :)Da Chicago Fire :)
>>153726360Kek
>>153726498Based. God hates fags.
>>153726498gay
Liversissy on suicide watch
>>153725836True lol
>>153725911Based Benji. Hattrick tonight?
>>153726295>>153726310>>153726314>>153726355KEKAROO
midweek kino today
Jota killed himself so he wouldn't have to go back to Liverpool. They just cant stop killing people. The tally is now 98.
>>153726674It will be 99 when liversissy ropes.
not a meme questiondid liverpool get an insurance payout from jotas big lambo oopsie
>>153726684I haven't seen any mention of it, but they did pay out his contract in full to his wife.
>>153726674Didn't 2 survivors die at Illsbreh 2.0 in Paris
>>153726695Killed themselves. They weren't even there and got triggered by watching it on the telly (seriously)
>>153726684Clubs normally get insurance so the contracted salary is paid out if the player dies.
thinking about last night when Liverpool lost to Wolves
>>153726718Thinking about me captaining ekitiki in my FPL team like an idiot
>>153726684I imagine that they did but also his wife did too. But it'd be interesting to see if the insurance company jew them (late at night, sports car, speeding, possibly drink or drugs) they might just pay out because the optics would look bad if they dont
>Manchester United midfielder Jack Fletcher has apologised for using a homophobic slur that has led to him receiving a six-match ban.>The England Under-19 international, son of United legend Darren Fletcher, was shown a red card in the 62nd minute of a 5-2 EFL Trophy defeat by Barnsley in October.>At the time it was not clear what had prompted the decision.>However, the Football Association has now confirmed that Fletcher, 18, was sent off for calling an opponent "gay boy".
>>153726750>six match ban for 'gay boy' But 'stupid fucking cunt' is okay I suppose
>>153726674Do the children of Hillsborough survivors killing themselves count too?
>>153726498Gay boy is quintessential british youth insult. Even gays use it.
>>153726767Surely confirmation that the victim really is a gay boy. Nobody else would take offence. It's only painful if it's true.Like when Vinicius got called a nigger. You wouldn't be offended if you were white, it's just a silly thing to say.
>>153726360
>>153726772Just don't understand why they're so obsessed with a word. He's a multi millionaire sports ball kicker. Le history angle is absolutely irrelevant.
>>153726656Sure, if CarrPRICK doesn't sub me again. Time to show Noobcastle why I became a Yanited chad.
Newcastle are in 13th and Howe is still not under threatWhat does he actually have to do to lose his job?
>>153726750>"gay boy"I'd say this affectionately and jovially to a friend but never as an insult. "Victim" must be closet bent
https://youtube.com/shorts/u_IIeIJnJRo?si=_TbXMdhsugh7pFuHGary Neville is absolutely pathetic
transfield
>>153726750>six-match ban for being homophobicwow fucking gay ass league
>>153726817Was it a toxic middle aged white man?
>>153726423my wolfies :)
>Manchester United defender Harry Maguire has been handed a 15-month suspended sentence by a Greek court following an incident on the island of Mykonos in August 2020.>England international Maguire was given a suspended sentence of 21 months and 10 days in prison in 2020, after initially being found guilty of repeated bodily harm, attempted bribery, violence against public employees and insult.>The following day Maguire's legal team lodged an appeal against the verdict. In accordance with Greek law, the appeal nullified his conviction and meant there would be a full retrial.>The retrial was postponed on four occasions between 2023 and 2025, before it restarted in Syros on Wednesday.>It concluded that Maguire was guilty of non-serious assault, resisting arrest and attempted bribery.>In accordance with the reduced severity of the defender's crimes, Maguire's sentence was reduced to 15 months.>Sources have told BBC Sport that Maguire denies wrongdoing and plans to appeal to the Supreme Court.>Maguire has rejected a number of opportunities to settle the case out of court, as he is determined to clear his name legally.
https://www.skysports.com/football/news/11667/13515101/jack-fletcher-man-utd-midfielder-apologises-after-being-handed-six-match-ban-for-homophobic-slur
>>153726790Subbed with 10 minutes to go i think. Cant risk SeskGOAT getting injured.
>>153726480>half the team leaves or dies>grab some spare parts to be able to field a teamof course it's a rebuild season
>>153726498as a reminder whatever insults used against his father and brother are completely acceptable and it's only not acceptable when you use a no-no word
>>153727049>leaf intelligenceEntire season was supposed to be building on last year and to show that Slot can build and manage a squad himself. He can't.
>>153726851Kek
500M to get worse.
>>153726166>Garnacho>AntonyWait, they're out on loan and not sold? I thought Garnacho went for like 47m and Antony and United came to an agreement to terminate his contract or something and joined Betis permanently. Was I dreaming all that?
>>153727116It should have been are darwins year
fabrizio bros?
What's the first thing you think when seeing this image in /epl/?
>>153727220Transchester Dilated legend Wayne Trooney
Another day of Indian mantroony chatting to himself
>>153727220>transfield >>153726851Kekd
>>153727235>Transchester Dilated legend Wayne TrooneyKek that's what started the gigamelty
>>153727235kek same
>>153727253pure mental illness
>>153727195The only thing with more holes than OSRS's codebase is Old Trafford's roof.
** LIVERSISSY MELTY IN PROCESS **His dole appointment is over and now the thread will know xer fury!P.s. liverpool fc is currently 6th after spending 500m
>>153727281>is currently
>>153727220>First thing you thinkThat it is time to leave the thread for a couple of hours
>>153727281you can tell xhe is upset because they/them pulled out the Canadian vpn
>>153727300This. You just KNOW a Liversissy melty is coming. Especially after Wolves slapped them up lile pathetic little bitches kek.
>spam about Liverpool during the working day>laugh at Manure when the working day is overSo Mancunians are jobless mongs living like third worlders and ABUs have jobs and make money?
>>153727286United fans are Indians, didn't you knowwww
daves a paki living on bennies like every other paki JEJ
>>153727331HOWLING
>>153727281Oof done him
I got banned for saying Yid, a term which Spurs fans call themselves. Shame that the Tran U customer is of Jewish heritage
>>153727130You weren't, that Anon is a retard.
As a /mug/ enjoyer, you HAVE to be excited for their next season. If they keep Carrick - they'll have a bad patch and realise they've appointed someone off a very short burst of form and decent fixtures. Don't appoint him - the new guy will have people banging on about Carrick everytime he loses a game. Meanwhile they'll spend another fortune on shite and win nothing.
Mantroony is the most dire gimmick I've seen on /sp/. I would even give a pass to Wayne Trooney, the most obvious and least original zinger, if he had been fucking trannies or was a tranny himself, but he's not so it's shit.
/mug/ todayIt's coming
do you think brighton can derail arsenal's title challenge by taking points from them at the amex
>>153727240he's an unemployed dosser freak that's why he's been on 4chan all day kek
>>153726498Fags eternally btfo. Based fletch.
They've turned on him. Another rebuild season is imminent.
>>153727416Liversissy is desperate because his club is unfortunately shit :(
Not sure why Gravenberch seems to be immune from any criticism. He has been shocking lately.
Szobo is leaving :(
>>153727522Deserves a proper club tbf
>>153727522Welcome to Manchester United!
>>153727522>>153727544he is from a third world country like slovenia so it makes sense he'd fit in at manure
>>153727556Was that the thinking behind bringing him to pool?
>>153727580kek done him
>>153727556>we don't want our best player anywaysKEK! Do Livercucks really?
Liverpool =/= Newcastle. We dictate whether our players leave or not.
>>153727635>trent trentlexander-trentnold
>>153727394Seems like it. Apparently Garnacho was 40m pounds. And Antony was about 21-22m which Wikipedia just doesn't mention for whatever reason. Barca has the option to buy Trashford for 30m, which I imagine they probably will cause he seems to be working out well for them. Sancho signed a 5 year deal + 1 in 2021 so odds are he'll be off too. Unless they want to risk it for like 5-10m or something. Onana is probably the only one who will definitely go back to United and even then he'll probably just get sent out on loan immediately. Or sold of course.
>>153727628Liversissy is a sick individual
>>153727648How did that transfer work out for Madrid?
>>153727654So much for never walking alone
>>153727657That has no relevance.
>>153727741YOU have no relevance.
sanchez dropped
>>153727659Never walk alone unless you fulfill yoir contract and go to a bigger club
>>153726425sorry mate not allowed to talk about other clubs except liverpool, the Ys said so
>>153727825Your paper thin "argument " made no sense you silly cunt.
>>153727580no it was because he SNUBbed SNUBchester United
>>153727930>yoir Transchester Dilated fans are Indians hahahahahah
>>153728003I'm sorry.
>>153727522Bizarre that men start gossiping like a bunch of girls because a millionaire liked a post linking him to a new multi million £ job
Big Ben warra player
>>153726991>>153726991man utd matchy
>>153727000>attempted bribery>refuses to settle out of courtWhy can't spastic dagoes hold together a coherent argument?
>>153728215Gay boy
>>153728215Reminder that Albanian gangsters posing as Greek waiters tried to kidnap Daisy and Harry got immediately involved and that's what caused the big shitstorm.
The Albanias just wanted seconds after Daisy got gangbanged by the lads the night before (Harry is gay)
>>153728287>scouse tranny>seething>can't help but bring up lurid gay, interracial and rape fantasies Please stop visiting this website and seek immediate help.
>>153727657How did that transfer work out for Liverpool?
>>153728324That part x
>>153728327tidy 10 million transfer fee and wages saved, made out like bandits
>>153727657>Liverpool fan mocking another club's transfer window
>>153728187already a Canadian in that thread, shan't be playing second fiddle to anyone
>Baleba
AISHWARYA PASS ME THE POPPADOMS STARBOY DIALLO IS ON THE BENCH AAAAAA
>pope benched for ramsdaleHas he been that bad?
>>153728324Not my fault you and he are rentboys, cope more binsniffer KEK
>>153727544153727416t. Mantroony
for me itsVillaBrightonWest HamForestNewcastle
>>153728521the coward deleted it!
Watching a series of set piece between two groups of men dressed in football kits
Manchester United
>>153727130Manure customers will do anything to memoryhole hundred million pound shitter Antony
>>153727000Can't travel to World Cup matches in Canada with a criminal background.
>>153728539t. from the future
>>153727000>BriberyTurns out he didn't bribe enough
>>153728351>10 million transfer fee8.5m
>>153728553>Newton Heath LYRI refuse to recognise the rebrand
>>153728628Did you know that they haven't won a Premier League title? Only City, Liverpool and Chelsea have.
didn't they enact the Wirtz rule to avoid offside calls like this?
>Peter Bankes refereeing against NewcastleThings to expect from this match>United scoring an offside goal and it being allowed to stand>United getting a penalty after no contact>Newcastle having an onside goal ruled out for offside>Newcastle not getting a penalty for a blatant foul, probably handball, in the box>>153728723It only lasted for one match for when they were trying to protect Wirtz.
Brighton fan, are Arsenal always this difficult to watch "play"? This is fucking unbearable.
One of life's great mysteries is how 80% of PGMOL including leadership are from Manchester yet do not support United.
>Arsenal's xG is 0.01Artetenyahu will pay for his crimes
These people should be hung from Westminster Bridge.
>>153728832>lifelong Atherton Collieries fan mate stop asking questions
My bird's working at Villa tonight.Hope she gets home ok
>>153728487He's been pretty shite yesThere's a reason Newcastle were desperate for Trafford
>>153728904purse bursting at the seams with knicked pies and sausages no doubt
alright lads, we can do it. no red cards!
West Ham leadingSpurs bleeding
>>153729113forest in trouble
>>153729125forever blowing bubbles
Mbungo misses hahahahahah And the ref gives Newcastle a red card to make up for it
>Clearly makes contact>Still doesn't appeal for the penalty>Send him off for simulation insteadYep, it's a Peter Bankes match alright.
kino
MANC BASTARDS HAHAHAHAHZAHA
ANTHONY POORDON SCORED AGAINST MANURE HAHAHAHAHAHA HOW EMBARRASSING
don't worry PGMOL is still rigging it for manure, they'll get points
Can't believe United have managed to score in the 9th minute of the 3 minutes stoppage time! We're back bros!
>west ham will finish above spurs>wolves won't finish 20thWhat a season
How the FUCK do you concede to Gordon
>westhamYea spurs are fucking finished
where were you when arseanal won the 2026 title?
So who's buying Gibbs white and Elliot Anderson when Forrest gets relegated?
Arsenal deserved to win the leagueEveryone else have been terrible
>>153729421city
>>153729421City are getting Anderson (SNUBBED Manchester Dilated)Dilated are getting Gibbs Shite (Because he's black)
Are Arsenal paying teams off this season? The number of own goals and goalkeeping errors isn't normal
>>153729421Won't be slipperpool, who the fuck would jump on that sinking ship?
>RodriKwab
>watch the replays>Arselel goal came from a handball
The day football died…
The only race anyone cares about
but /sp/ told me wogsnal would choke
>>153729656We won't recognize their illegal title. Simple as.
>>153729654I am so hyped for this
genuinely think united will catch city
>>153729684ofc they will, PGMOL want their favourite back
GO BACK TO HELL DEMON
>>153729656It has required them actively paying off the refs tbf
>>153729636Brighton should have also had a penalty.Still, Arsenal deserve it more. Can't believe Poop Fraudiolel bottled it. Needs another billion in the summer to complete his rebuild I guess.
Someone really has to recheck every Arse goal resulting from their illegal corner routines and adjust the table.
>>153729654Can it happen?Will spurs go down?
>>153729733It's likely they don't get another point until the end of April.
>>153729636>>153729676>>153729727Someone help this guy...he's about tohave a heart attack
>>153729781uhhhhh I only made one of these posts
>man shaky cant even beat nottm Haram football won. It's over.
>>153729781Lol
>>153728980God I hope so
>>153729733Extremely difficult list of fixtures for them. If they don't beat palace I think it's over. They're getting smashed in the next 3 games after palace, a certainty.
got to say Poonited are coping well with 10 men against Poocastle
>>153729733Unironically they are gone
>>153729733Don't worry, they have Dominic Solanke back
>>153729707Then why are they not getting any benefits from the refs? Is paying off the ref the same as not getting players sent off for nothing like last season? Arsenal has to pay off the ref to play under the same rules as everyone else? Seems a bit unfair if you ask me.
>>153729948Arsenal literally scored from a handball this match, the only goal of the match. Arsenal, if refereed correctly, would be 10th. Dumb African.
>>153729948one rule for Arsenal one rule for everyone else
>>153729948Every single goal they score from a corner should be ruled out for the six fouls they make as the ball comes in
If anything arsenal are one of the teams that are negatively impacted the most by referees. Many terrible decisions today.>>153729998Like basically every other team that does it? Admit it, you're salty arsenal are succeeding so you're looking to cope by accusing them of cheating. Which is bot behaviour.
Britain needs RestoringNOW
same old Arsenal, always cheating
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>>153730234
AGAINST 10 MEN DAVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
A certain someone is not going to react well to this result.
>SHITnited
CARRICK'S AT THE WHEEL
Now now Dave it’s not our fault the mighty Transchester Dilated can’t beat a 10 man Poocastle even with the help of refball
guys
/mug/ is back boys
MUG WHERE????
AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>struggling against 10 men every single time>we're le backlol
>still going to finish 3rd in our crisis/rebuild/mourning season
This was Carrick's easiest match of the lot as well
>bottling to 10 man sandcastlesGRIMRIM
OH NO!anyway...
>>153730466They haven't beat Newcastle at home for 6 years lol
>>153730504There's comedy at the other end of the table as well where West Ham are about to overtake Spurs
>>153730504Why do we even say "big six" when only the top 5 enter relevant competitions?
>>153730532It was expanded purely to make sure Spurs were a part of it
miss me yet?
>>153730504and here we have it, the biggest and best teams in england
>>153730546Shinji Okazaki? Not really
>>153730102>cheatingYou miswrote winning
/epl/'s gonna be mental this week
>>153730578>no league title in 20 years>no trophy of any description in 6 years>always winning
>>153730532used to be a big 4 of man u, chelsea, liverpool and arsenal then it was expanded to 6 after man cheaty started winning titles and spuds needed marketing for their big new shiny stadium
>>153730611>used to be a big 4 of man u, chelsea, liverpool and arsenalChelsea weren't a part of it mate
>>153730611spurs were never top 6.
>>153730609liverpool lost hogwheels
Wew I guess the season is overPep dropping points at home against shitters...you don't see that often
>>153730638>april 19thgonna see it again
>>153730616Chelsea has won the premier league more times than liverpool lad
>>153730638>seasonPep is a corpse. He's like biden. Dead man walking. The cub now rules the safari.
the baddies (liverpool) lostthe goodies (newcastle) wonis the universe healing?
>Liverpool LOSE>Man City LOSE>Man United LOSE>Arsenal WINGRIM SEASON
Spurs losing tomorrow is going to be pure comedy
I love these new rules that fans have decided>"n-no the title doesn't count! you used corners and defending!"Suck it up losers.
>>153730616they have been since the 2000s >>153730619yeah which is why spuds being '''big six''' is pure marketing, like I said. Only one of that group to have never won the EPL
The FA is banning Arsenal's gangbang the keeper technique next season
>>153730670Peter Schmeichel, who purposefully abused the backpass to the point it was banned, whinging about this was a bridge too far
We almost got a kino Zirkzee blooter but Transdale ruined it
>>153730692ramsGOAT*
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>>153730674Spuds are in the "Big Six" is because when the "Top 4" was expanded to include Man City, Spuds were regularly getting into the top 4 so it didn't make sense to exclude them.
>>153730708Not keepers fault by the way. Ball curls with pace and is impossible to see until the last second because Maguire is shielding it.
>>153730708insane strike
>liverpool loses away to 20th place Wolves>City loses at home to 17th place Forest>United loses away to 12th place NewcastleRIGGY RIGGY RIGGY ALL IN THE SAME WEEK RIGGY RIGGY RIGGY
Liverpool spent 500m pounds to lose to Wolves
>>153730745chat is this true?
Liversimp reeling out one of his favoured gimmicks. Fan art tomorrow.
>>153730751'fraid so
Are we allowed to mention how often Newcastle players are laying on the floor? Every week they waste time and dive.
>>153730774Alri, Dave? You fucking tramp.
>>153730774thats arsenal though
pondering the state of liversissy hairlines right now
if anyone needed a win it was gb good for him
aw falseflagdon't fall for it lads
Dave you useless bellend
>>153730785Truth nukehe will pretend its someone else though. probs aw or some liverpoo fan
I wonder if dave knew his flopped threads were going to be a bad omen
>>153730774this but brighton (lowest ball in play percentage of all teams)
all of you lot are fucked in the head like
>>153730774Had a player sent off for diving and still won
>>153730774Going by the replies to this post id have to say we're not allowed to talk about this. Same category as mentioning the yid army it seems.
>>153730670>you didnt allow us to score on you and then you went ahead and scored on us without us wanting it!>worst season EVER
>>153730830West Ham are the only team we are allowed to talk about (but not in regards to a relegation battle)
>>153730838kek based wrighty
aw really doesn't like the stoke fc chat
Quality of football in the league would increase drastically if Arsenal, Newcastle, and Brighton were removed.
Spurs ARE getting relegated there's no debate any more. Down they go!!
>>153730877this but just arsenal
>>153730877Add Spurs
>>153730893Form table is more damning (dead last)
>>153730877Newcastle's fourth choice striker has just scored the goal of the season
>>153730933This is goal of the season
are we allowed to talk about chelsea yet
>>153730877the only teams that play good football this season are chelsea united and bournemouth
Short-term specialist Igor Tudor
>>153730611Wrong, it's always been the Big Five and Chelsea were never anywhere near it until Abramovich bought a bunch of trophies.
I think most football fans have unreasonable demands of their teams. >we need 3 midfielders >a striker>a winger >a fullback*loses game narrowly*>wtf why did we lose??!!*demands manager is sacked*
>>153730504chelesa would be so comfortable if they didn't piss away 4 points against leeds and burnleybut I guess every team has games they drop points in. still no more than chelsea
>>153730964He's been brought in to implement cutting edge training routines for facing tough championship teams like Middlesboro and Blackburn.
>>153731007He actually played a great cb in a deadly juve team. I remember him. Good player. He can teach them defense so at least they dont drop points.
>only took one lost for people to call for Carrick's headLol. Amorimfags won
Where's Dave hiding? What's his newest cope?
calm down aw you couldnt possibly choke now... right?
>>153731032United fans don't seem arsed tbf. 1 loss from 10 and 3rd in the league.
>>153731017Their defenders were seen ignoring his advice. They have fuck all to play for now. Team is shit and it'll take years to rebuild. Would not be surprised if some try to force moves regardless of relegation status. They won't be competing at the top again for many years. They're all in sulk mode right now, meant to be fighting for their teams place in the league but every game they are shit. None of them have an affinity for that shit club, not even the staff. Sinking ship, down to the championship.
>>153731079>Their defenders were seen ignoring his adviceSpurs briefed against this being true (it is completely true) to their favoured journos Then the week after they made an official complaint to the Premier League for an upsetting tweet NOT a club in complete control of its emotions!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOST TO 10 MEN LMAoooo
>>153731032Dave's sniffing bins in a Manchester bus station
>Poonited fans really thought they were back because they combo'ed a new manager bounce into a purple patch
>>153731239They are back though? Back to being a little meme club lollllllllll
>>153731169Even their fans are toxic as fuck. Down at the bottom fighting for their lives and all the fans give a fuck about is arsenal LOL. Toxic petty loser fanbase, the worst in english football. Team is has practically no backing.
reminder
Teams that have conceded to William Osula>Bromley>Liverpoo FC>Bradford City>Shartchester Poonited
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>>153732128>its happening.gif
>>153732128cam on palace
Manchester United lol
>>153732518I can't stand them but they did accumulate enough surprising wins post-Amorim to get ignored a bit Never lose focus on United losing to a 10-man Newcastle. It's utterly pathetic But still, Wolves vs. Liverpool is just so much worse
the jawdees are revolting.
the haircut countdown is reset to zero
>>153732518>Manchester United lol>Liverpoo lol>Manchester Shitty lolWe just need Palace to come through to complete the best match week of the season.
I reckon Tranchester Poonited just need a midfielder and they could realistically win the league next season
This is going to be fun next year. Coventry, Millwall and Wrexham would be kino for the ages. However it goes, it's going to be cool having fresh teams promoted. Southampton are likely to go up it seems.
lesta shitty :(
>>153733078They've started their loan repayments with the devil after their PL title. Fuck em, we get some new blood in the PL. It's best this way. Also their team is outrageously black. Wonder if this has anything to do with their tragic performances. You need strong characters and composure in these moments, which is not exactly their strength.
Get in
Newcastle's next four games>Man City>Barcelona>Chelsea>BarcelonaEnjoy that ya diving cunts
Newcastle will beat Barcelona lol
>>153733062>WrexhamWe are going to see that funny deadpool dude every game
>>153733376i will cheers marra
>>153733411Barcelona will unironically rape Newcastle 5-0 at Nou Camp
liverpool spent 115m on poundland trossard
bracing for lisa nandy's thoughts on this at the next pmqs
>>153733062DO IT FRANK I STILL BELIEVE
>>153730877I'd throw Liverpool into that mix at the minute and take out Brighton. They only thing they're shit at is finishing chances. If they had kept hold of paedo Pedro they'd probably be top 6
It is better to fail aiming high than to succeed aiming low. And we of Spurs have set our sights very high... so high, in fact, that even failure will have in it an echo of glory.-Bill Nicholson
Mantroony spent all of his jobless day whining about Liverpoo only for his own club to get KWABbed.....against 10 men.....AGAIN
Man Poo got beaten by this KEKKKKK
genuinely how will spuds fans cope if they go down the same season that arse wins the league
how do u cope with man doodoo bottling against 10 men
His smile has vanished and his patience is depleted
>>153730087Voting for Rupert Lowe and sending this clown BACK
>>153730962It’s chelsea fc not chelsea united you fucking YANK
>>153734689I meant Chelsea Man Utd and Bournemouth here is my post from a couple weeks ago: >>153463802
I wonder what Eddie Meme's priorities are now.Scrape 7th place?Win the FA cup?Try to win the CL?
This is all well and good but it doesn't deflect from Spurs getting relegated
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS ANYBODY SEEN MANTROONY??!
Tonight's purchase after the loss (yes it is real https://shop.tottenhamhotspur.com/spurs-nike-mens-white-spursy-t-shirt/nkme3525 )
>Paul Scholes tears into Michael Carrick and calls Man United 'crap' under him
Mantroony melty
manure fans tucking their tails between their legs and abandoning this general until the next win when manure are BACK
>>153735295He's so fucking bitterWhat happened to him
>manure slip from 3rd to 3rd>liverpoo slip from 5th to 6thComprehensive Liversissy Victory.
race for European places AND the relegation scrap are gonna be kino this season. Just hope CP are beating the Spuds tonight.
>8th in the championship can get promoted to the PL next season grim
>>153735910Laying the groundwork for an epic spuds return to the top tier.
>>153735295Unc is acting like 14 yo internet troll it's sad to see
Feeling abit spursy today
>>153735910The EFL want more TV money. Only reason they've done it. The system is used in the National League and it is fucking wank.
>Igor Tudor says 'real pressure is in other jobs' rather than managing Tottenham. >"This is, in the end, only sport. To earn money for families and doctors who are doing operations, deciding about life and death."
>>153735956He's spot on.
Where are you hiding Dave?
WHAT A DELECTABLE MEDLEY OF FOOTBALLING SPLENDOUR!!
>>153735295What the fuck’s his problem? He’s completely silent while they’re doing well and getting results, but the instant they lose a game, he’s gloating. It’s like he wants them to fail. wtf is wrong with ex-United players
>>153736042He's the complete opposite of Dave huh
>>153736042Ex-United players want to be the only thing people love about United. They don't want to ever be playing second-fiddle to a different United team than theirs. They also are eternally resentful when the club gives attention or jobs to people that aren't them. Carrick being Carrick is why Scholes is angry. If it was some random German manager, he wouldn't care.
What did he mean by this
>>153736303it's a star wars reference, 'live long and carry on'
are spurs too big to go downitll be west ham surely
>>153736012His arsenal seethe has been very enjoyable
>>153733352Vile
>>153736892*vial
>>153736769>are spurs too big to go downNoThey have no league wins in 2026
NEW>>153737033>>153737033>>153737033
>>153736102Genuinely think you’re right. It’s just so utterly senseless. Guys like Keane and scholes come across like spoilt children, with literally no explanation whatsoever. It’s pathetic and I wish they’d all just fuck off at this point.
Can we ignore the other retard threads and just have a non-spastic thread next please
>>153737039we're on 493 posts here, you fucking spastic
>>153737588
>>153737536Never going to happen
new thread is comfy it just has bad pr
>>153722515how can you see something like this and not make monkey noises lol
>>153726498>football legend dad
