>Tuesday 3rd March 20267.30pm AFC Bournemouth 0-0 Brentford7.30pm Everton 2-0 Burnley7.30pm Leeds United 0-1 Sunderland8.15pm Wolverhampton Wanderers 2-1 Liverpool>Wednesday 4th March 20267.30pm Aston Villa 1-4 Chelsea7.30pm Brighton & Hove Albion 0-1 Arsenal7.30pm Fulham 0-1 West Ham United7.30pm Manchester City 2-2 Nottingham Forest8.15pm Newcastle United 2-1 Manchester United>Thursday 5th March 20268pm Tottenham Hotspur v Crystal Palace
first for fucking femboys
>Jürgen Klopp wants to return to coaching. Months after joining Red Bull, he already misses daily coaching work. If he returns to club football, Real Madrid is most likely. They've lost another one on a free to Real Madrid
3rd for goal of the season
At the risk of sounding like convicted nonce David Coote, Fabian Hurzeler is an arrogant German cunt.
>>153737194He does seem to moan a lot
Is Arteta a genius for going all-in on the archetypal multifaceted CB players? Hincapie, Calafiori, Ben White, Timber, Tomiyasu etc.
>>153737194>David Cootehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Coote_(referee)>paedophile>gay>match fixing>coke fiend>shit talkerWhat a mess. I bet he posts in /epl/.
>>153737281why did you leave out>association football referee
called the missus on her lunch break to tell her dave is still bumping his flop of a thread. She laughed and asked why he doesn't just save himself the embarrassment and let it quietly sink like a stone in the catalogue, but I don't have to heart to take away her innocence in knowing what kind of angry and bitter creatures lurk about
>>153737372Give this gimmick a rest mate
>>153737381stop flopping threads you little weasel and I'd have nothing to laugh at you about
>>153737389Who do you think you're talking to
>>153737399DJ Threadflopper sinking like a stone in a catalogue near you
Spurs playing tonight so we can watch that
>>153737598what channel will that be on?
>tfw back to zero
>>153737281>postshe's definitely a janny here
>>153737281he makes lug threads
Dave you fat retard lol ten men lol
>>153737372kek
Awww where's David gone the little Hasidic pussy, was giving it the biggun yesterday. Did something happen?
Comprehensive Sissy Melty.
>>153738044it's an honour just to be nominated
>>153737929Manure customers are fairweather, they've tucked their furry tails between their legs and ran off
tottenjews are unironicly 1 (one) point off the drop
Just say random words. That’ll contribute.
man poo shit lol
Meanwhile:>Nottingham Forest's global head of football Edu has been asked to stay away from the club's training ground amid mounting uncertainty over his future.>BBC Sport reported on Monday that the executive's role at the City Ground is under significant internal scrutiny owing to the club's poor season so far.>Forest are 17th in the Premier League and level on points with West Ham, outside the relegation zone only on goal difference.>It is understood Edu, 47, has not been present at a Forest's three most recent games, against Fenerbahce, Brighton and Manchester City.>The club have declined to comment but sources close to Forest insist that Edu continues to work as normal.
>>153738354relegation 6 pointer matchy
just did a fat dorgu on the carrick
Just done a manure on the trannord
>the slav was mantroony on a VPN all along
>>153738963>>153738576KEK
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS ANYBODY SEEN JEWISH DAVE??!palace lol
IT'S HAPPENING
>Riggingham Rigspuds
>Kwabbingham Kwabspuds
Manure bought Newcastle's red cardPalace can't afford buying a red card so you know it's an actual red card
Get this vile lot flushed. Cheating, shit at football, hacking players down
Will Spurs get RAPED like Manure? At least Spurs would be getting RAPED with a man down. Manure had a man up on Newcastle and got RAPED by the real United.
>>153737033Fans streaming for the exits, ha ha ha5 Live's Jonathan Pearce says 'Let's give them the benefit of the doubt and assume they're going for a HT cup of tea'.
Hahaha Spuds fans acting like Tran U customers
1-2 Palace, things get better and better.
The gutless customers who refused to protest are directly to blame. FINK they should be ashamed of themselves
corrrr am finkin spurs and man u fans shud be ashamed of themselves your not doing anyone favurs
Palace can beat a team that has 10 men, why can't Transfer Dilated
Spurs are in trouble
no way they actually get relegated right
#Frankout#Angeout#Nunoutand #Frankout again because why not>>153739557>the benefit of the doubtdoubtful, the local stream showed outside people leaving the premises
>>153739986Perhaps it's what the spurs institution needs, a 100% clean break and starting from 0.This shit has been going for half a decade and more already, every season there is a different scapegoat and every season it gets consistently worse.
Spurs are just lucky they have the best defensive partnership in Europe because otherwise they'd already be 20th. Always a silver lining
On God what is this shit
>>153739986They are absolutely going down. West Ham are showing fight, and they beat Spurs at Spurs, as are Wolves. Spurs are showing nothing and they need their returning players, some who have been out for 7 months and aren't all that great anyway, to come back tomorrow and instantly hit the form of their lives.
spurs haven't won a league title in 65 years if they get relegated can we finally stop pretending they're in the big six
>>1537400839 easy points.
>>153740142yes, say hello to THE FANTASTIC FIVE
>>153740109Hammers have got a tough fixture run and have blown multiple games they should have won recently, I can see them cocking it up still
Most embarrassing loss of the season. Anyone who supports Liverpool should be ashamed of themself.
...tottenham are finished right?
>>153741002im finkin liverpool and spurs in downfall ya no
>>153741002what about when Tranchester Poonited lost to Grimsby Town?
>They hired a manager who plays 3 at the backDidn't they learn from Amorim?
>>153741058reigning champions losing to a relegated team is embarrassing
>>153741002Wolves thoroughly deserved the win too. Dominated Liverpool from kickoff.
>>153741013Who cares it's just a sport earning money for families. Think about the doctors who are saving lives.
>>153737033
>>153741095>He doesn’t believe in the Wolves great escape
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>153741150Van Der Ven is banned for Liverpool as well. Those are also pretty close fixtures. It'll hurt them even more.
Arsenal pajeet Venkatesham working hard to get Tottenham relegated.
>>153741186duhlol
What do you think /epl/?
I can console her.
Actually think the game is gone
>>153741245unbelievably grim
It’s who we are mate
>>153737281>name is Dave>supports United>hates Liverpool (especially hated "Kloppo")>unemployed >unhinged>grotesque desires sexually that bleed out into his daily life and ramblings Really got me finkin desu
>>153741245horrifyingly grim
>>153741290you'll recall that schizo Dave was also one of the most vociferous defenders of gay pedo ref Dave
>>153737281Funny how he did all this shit, and the only thing that actually got him in trouble was being an ABL.
I would unironically rather be the next Supreme Leader of Iran than a Spurs fan this evening.
Spurs unironically need a Sean Dyche or Sam Allardici
>>153741300>>153741290It wouldn't surprise me. Coke addiction would explain the all night unhinged spam threads
>posts about spurs >liversissy jumps out of the shadows to change the subject to Man United Hmm... is Liversissy a jew?
>>153741391Liversissy is not a person, it's more like an ethos. There are many Liversissies in this very thread. Spiritually jewish to be sure.
>Liverpool (defending champions, £500m spent) suffered the most embarrassing defeat in PL history>United with their 12 players were embarrassed by a struggling team with 10 in humbling fashion>Arsenal fluked their way past 14th with their only shot on target>Chelsea needed refball to get past a decent side>City were held in an embarrassing way against a side fighting relegation>Spurs just had their relegation confirmed after their embarrassing defeat with 12 men against a side where everyone has given upHas this been the worst week of football for Sky and their chosen clubs since records began?
>>153741391>>153741463Im starting to notice this
>>153741494>their only shot on targetThey had 2, Brighton only managed 3
>they might actually play in the premier league next seasonpost yfw they get promoted /epl/
Igor Tudor after the match said he believes now more than ever that Spurs will stay up lmao
>>153741531got a cheeky fiver riding on polymarket that liam delap gets loaned to millwall if they get promoted
>no more wolves>no more spudssoul, shame bumley can't get their shit together and add forest to the relegation list
>>153741058Or how about Transchester Dilated losing to 10 man Everton
>>153741290and he's Jewish and reports you for saying what the spurs fans call themselves
>>153741354When did the German become so based
>ynr John Carver
The TOTTENHAM Army (and they should not be referred to as any other kind of Army) have said they'd prefer to be relegated as it would lead to cheaper tickets.
>>153741391Not allowed to mention spurs. Liversissy doesnt like it x
i'm jewish
Cheers for antisemitism the league wouldnt be as fun without it this season
Keira Knightley and Miley Cyrus have more at the back than Spurs.
Wrexham will beat Chelsea by 2 goalsCheckem
Johan Lange and Vinai Vinketesham are lower than scum and pig feces. Nick Beucher should be drowned in a bathtub. Joe Lewis needs to be raped in the mouth
Vicario can’t save a document on Microsoft Word
>>153741944CHECKED
>replying to yourselfgrim grim grim GRIM
i'm the angriest and bitteriest man in this chat
Just mad you can’t get digits like me
>>153741962Fr?
>>153741962Unless you're perpetually angry anon then no.
>>153741985uh no man can outdo me for anger AND bitterness
>>153741531>Mfw Millwall gets promoted and West Ham go down
https://youtu.be/hOeqy25-TbA>logenham
Spurs aren't going down. Arsecucks won't win anything.Spurs>Liverpool (A)Loss>Forest (H)Win>Sunderland (A)Win>Brighton (H)Win>Wolves (A)Win>Villa (A)Loss>Leeds (H)Win>Chelsea (A)Loss>Everton (H)LossSo they're safe.Forest>Fulham (H)Loss>Spurs (A)Loss>Villa (H)Loss>Burnley (H)Win>Sunderland (A)Loss>Chelsea (A)Loss>Newcastle (H)Loss>United (A)Loss>Mememouth (H)LossSo they're down.West Ham>City (H)Loss>Villa (A)Loss>Wolves (H)Win>Palace (A)Loss>Everton (H)Loss>Brentford (A)Loss>Arsenal (H)Win>Newcastle (A)Loss>Leeds (H)LossSo they go down.Simple as.
>get PGMOL help>Still fumble against 10 men
>>153741989hi Dave, how's Ramadan going bro
>>153742124Unitedchads. We're so FUCKING BACK.
>>153742106I was told the slav baby rapist would score a hat trick? Couldn't even do it against 10 men
>>153742097Based TRVTH poster. /epl/ will NOT like this!!!!
>>153742097So you think Spuds, who have won 2 games since October, are going to win 5 of their remaining 9?
>>153742164I think Manure are ahit
>>153742164Yes, but they don't even need to. They just need to win two. If they beat Forest, they're safe, regardless of other results. They're getting Kudus back and other players. If Kudus wasn't injured all season they'd be 5 places higher, minimum.
>>153742182Kudus just dribbles down blind alleys and loses the ball because he doesn’t pass. It’d be good to have him back but he’s not going to turn this shit we’re in around
Spurs won't get relegated. Will end up finishing 12th and end up getting a decent manager in the summer. Even as an Arsenal fan I can see all this talk of us getting relegated is just sensationalist clickbait.
>Tottenham lose last 5games>Still somehow 16thCould everyone stop being so shit so Tottenham can go down please?
>>153742250>as an Arsenal fan>all this talk of us getting relegated
THEY LOST TO TEN MENTHEY LOST TO TEN MEEEEeeeeeNNN(Twice) TRANSCHESTER DILATED THEY LOST TO TEN MEN
The table since November 1st. They're gone
>>153742285he said "us" because spurs are an israeli club
>>153742321I thought that too, but apparently they're winning 5 of their remaining 9
>>153742097>Spuds>beating Forest who are also battling relegation>beating Sunderland away when many of the top clubs have failed to do this>beating resurgent Wolves away>beating a Leeds team still probably not safe at that pointPeak delusion. At best they get a couple of draws there.
>>153742322no wonder they're so shit at football
update
>>153742449spurs are israeli and tran u are jewish ownedit makes sense
What are goals doing being ruled out for this. Football has become so tiring
kino
CongratulationsFor relegationWhen I tell everyone that you're going down the lotCongratulationsFor desperationI want the world to know we're happy as can be.
Why didn't Isak (£150M), Wirtz (£130M), and Ekitike (£90M) stop Wolves beating Liverpool.
>>153743168why did Shitsko, Mbummer and Poonya allow Grimsby Town to beat Tranchester Poonited?
>>153743168good question
>>153743248The magic trio that lost to 10 men TWICE
>>153743168excellent query
Ngubchester Dilated just need another 100m for an Antony just to loan him out so they can maybeeee beat a team like Grimsby
>>153743248I was told Benjamin Tesco Express the child rapist scores hattys for fun. Why did he ghost against Grimsby and Newcastle?
>>153743484he was paying homage to the ghosts of the Munich Air Fumble
>>153743248Benjamin Seskenyahu couldn't get against 10 men? 100 milly down the drain
>>153743168But I was TOLD Florian Auschwirtz was the greatest player off all time... is that not true?
That'll be 500k per week for Sharton and United will be BACK!
>>153743248Irish GROK tell me why Zestchester Dilated couldn't beat Everton and Newcastle while they both had 10 men against 12
>>153743168Not to mention Mo Salah the "Egyptian Queen" stealing 400k A WEEK for *checks notes* FIVE goals in 10 months...
>>153743516chat im hearing Anderson snubbed tran u, is this true?
Comprehensive David Dilation.
>>153743537Mad to think Liverpool customers think they're getting £200m for him in the summer
>>153743168Holy fuck it's real...
>>153743539Oh it's true >>153743554KEK it's true
>>153743506AIEEEE BIG BEN SAVE ME SCORE AGAINST 10 MEN FFS CARRICKKKKKKKK
Newcastle (Red card) 2-1 Yanited
>>153743168Liverpool have a strong relationship with losing 2-1>>153743564Be lucky to get 20 pence for him
>>153742315>THEY LOST TO TEN MEN>THEY LOST TO TEN MEEEEeeeeeNNN>(Twice) >TRANSCHESTER DILATED >THEY LOST TO TEN MENthey really did hahahahahaha
Newcastle were in relegation form AND played with 10 men against 12 men and still beat Manchester United
RICE SAKA IN CONTROLCOME ON ASSNA GIVE US A GOALOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WE GOT A CORNER
>>153743588give carrick the contract and make him sign da ting
>>153743168All jokes aside, why does liverpool lose so many games? They spend so much money.
EKIZABY, AISHWARYA GET IN HERE YOU TRAMPS, STARBOY SAKA AND MAINOO JUST LINKED UP, AAAA I NEED THE SMELLING POPPADOMS
>>153743614>Newcastle were in relegation form AND played with 10 men against 12 men and still beat Manchester Unitedthat part>>153743645>EKIZABY, AISHWARYA GET IN HERE YOU TRAMPS, STARBOY SAKA AND MAINOO JUST LINKED UP, AAAA I NEED THE SMELLING POPPADOMSHOWLING
>>153743645kek african name
>>153743596Slabhead only scores big goals. What a Chad.
>>153743248Tesco Express can't score. Mbeumo is a fat pig. Cunha does nothing at all
>>153743663All goals are big goals for United these days. So sad.
Comprehensive Liversissy Melty
next you'll be telling me washed up Salah has more G/A contributions than Cunha and Sesko
what's bro doing
how do you lose against 10 men when PGMOL pull out all the stops to help you
>>153743711BIG defending, BIG clean sheet by the next Peter SchMICHEAL
Mohammad Salah (400k per week) has scored only 5 goals this season. For comparison, Benjamin Sesko (bench player) has scored 8 goals.
>>153743716Pathetic toothless display from manure
Liverpool LEGEND Steven Gerrard has NEVER won a Premier League title
>>153743711genuine retardation from MalakaI watched crowd footage from the other end of his run and it's just baffling, he makes no effort to get to him at any point
>G/A contributions in 25/26Salah 11Sesko 9Cunha 8
>>153743777250 milly to get kwabbed up by a washed african?
>>153743742GROK is this true?
>>153743774that's what DEI gets you
>>153743783ask chat
>>153743801is DEI code for Ten Hag?
>>153743783chat has a washed up african done more in the league this season than manures marquee signings despite leaving for afcon?
There once was a ship that put to seaAnd the name of the ship Was Liversissyyy
>>153743832>chat has a washed up african done more in the league this season than manures marquee signings despite leaving for afcon?fraid so
>>153743801Blackchester
i REALLY would love for spurs to get relegated just cause i think it's hilarious but there's zero chance they go down right. if it gets really dicey with a few games left you know they're gonna get some "favorable" calls. the premier league won't let one of their cash cows go down
Man United lost 2-1 to Newcastle UnitedNewcastle United had 10 men lol
>>153743766This is honestly embarrassing. As a lifelong Liverpool customer I cant help but hate my stupid cuck club.
>>153743868that part>>153743867fuck spurs but they'll get ref help
>>153743867people from Dave's religion will make some calls to get Spuds to stay up
GROK is it true that Liverpool FC lost to a team in 20th place in a non meme cup game?
>>153743868>Man United lost 2-1 to Newcastle United>Newcastle United had 10 men lolno way
>>153743881yeah they will. imagine if they do go down i think it'd be a financial implosion, i doubt they'd come right back up. premier league won't let it happen, they have too many customers overseas
>>153743871Me too sister
it's joever
>>153743930chat carrick were supposed to save us innih
>>153743892This is true frfr no cap
manure lol
>>153743955Broken by 10 man EvertonBroken by 10 man NewcastleBottlechester United
>>153743867>you know they're gonna get some "favorable" callsThat started weeks ago. They're just so dogshit the favourable calls aren't helping them.I've even heard that Israel ordered the US to start WWIII just to deflect from how utterly DOGSHIT Spurs are.
>>153742131>I was told the slav baby rapist would score a hat trick? Couldn't even do it against 10 menhe's shit
>>153743978Man United ordered America to start WW3? Crazy work
>>153743698well now that you mention it..
>>153743993>Utd get battered everywhere they goKEK
awww widdle mantroony hurt his feefees
Why is Liversissy having a meltdown this time?
>>153744030confirmed
>>153744085months of pent up rage from dilating every week when united won
>>153744030He's in tatters
>>153744134why would he care about Newcastle
>>153743777>>G/A contributions in 25/26>Salah 11>Sesko 9>Cunha 8really?!?
>West Ham relegating Spurs>West Ham relegating Kudus>Nuno relegating Spursit is writtencome on you bastard irons
>>153744240that's kino here's more kino
That levy guy got a hot head but he got outta there in time.
Man United had two managers this season lolThey both got BATTERED by 10 men lol
>>153744085Because his team is 6th while his biggest rival is 3rd
Tottenham Hotsperm lmao
>>153744345what a flop club lol
>>153744364How did that even happen? Man United have been trash this season but they're above liverpool who were title contenders lmao.
Dave's club lost kekDave's religion's club is getting relegated kek
why no wun tell me we were all in herepropa bogglin'
>United used up their new owner bounce + new manager bounce + purple patch so they could be 3 points ahead, in March, of the worst Liverpool team in 70 years
Just 100m on another Antony and 100m on another hojlund and 100m on another ugarte and they could be FOUR points ahead of Liverpool
>>153744444babysteps my kraut mick friend, they're slowly improving after being BATTERED by Spurs in the Europa League final last year and handing Spurs (a club that famously never wins a trophy) a trophy
>>153744403Dave's club is above yours
>>153744543warra trophyalso not above my club :)
>>153744543They can't refute this
>>153744543What happens when they spend 500m on bulls for Isa instead of good players
>>153744403>Dave's club lost kek>Dave's religion's club is getting relegated kekThis makes (((them))) seethe
Maddison another relegation on his CV
>working night shift>open /epl/>liversissy still shitting up the thread>liversissy is unemployed Sad. Any acknowledgement of this post is further proof :/
>>153744240curious to know what B’s later posts were like
defending premier league champion with 500million spentlost to last place Wolvesno wonder this guy is going nuclearlmao
manure fumble to a team with ten menthey scatter like cockroacheskek
>>153744751>*chucks another dart*
Kek
manure lost KEK
>wake up>see unprecedented mantroony mental breakdown ITTJesus Christ some people really need a break
Tottenham are going to sack Igor in the next 6 hours
>>153746035afraid he's a lost cause
>>153745812are abs x
>"United Strand!!!"
We need to think more about players' mental health. The fans and social media can be really hurtful and unkind. I think as fans we have the responsibility to ensure that the athletes are treated as such, and not like monkeys in the zoo. I think much of Tottenham's decline in form is due to being over worked and abused by a series of very unkind managers like Mourinho and Conte. If you compare them to more nurturing managers, like Arteta, it's quite clear we as fans should call for action to protect these players from abuse.
jej this gets xer upset
Another sad night of Dave posting his interracial BBC fantasies
almost more fake, made-up personalities on diss breadberg than actual real posters
>comes in yours thread to shit on manure and leave
eyyuwweghhh stomakinghhfun ov muhhhnchessserunitid ueughhhh
>>153746489KEK I'M HOWLING
Kinda hope Forest win the Europa League and get relegated. Imagine the look on all the silly little johnny foreigner faces when England have a 2nd division club in their precious Champions League
Morning all Spurs are going down
Spurs going down like a plane in Munich
>>153737033The turd won't be flushed. I just checked the table. There are 4 clubs in danger, only one of those 4 will be relegated.
Despite all the contrived talk about the quality of the league, that was one of the most entertaining PL weeks in about a decade
>>153747000Um no actually, football was more entertaining when Liverpool and Man City were the only two good teams in the league and everyone else was dogshit. Having actual parity in the league (where any team can take points off each other) means it's not as entertaining.
>>153747000The bottomish half of the table has been way more entertaining for the last two or three years, any team can slip down, players player like they mean it, the stadiums have sovl and are not filled with tourists. Meanwhile at the top it is the opposite.
>>153747033>>153747000City still winning the league though
Is he now the only man who can save Tottenham?
WHAT A DELECTABLE MEDLEY OF FOOTBALLING SPLENDOUR!
I see it was another night of sanity in this general.Sorry, I meant INsanity.
>>153747189He was failing at Forest only a few weeks ago
Ange vindicated
That's it. Five defeats in a row, I can't take it anymore. So I desperately looked at the t&c of my Slop Six subscription to see if there was a feeless cancellation causes but to my incredulity there was not a single one such stipulation baked into the deal. I'm locked into this monthly subscription until the life of the contract expires unless I pay a lump-sum that - anyway - closely matches the remaining repayments so there's absolutely no point. No point in this Slop Six eithr. Can't cancel or even switch which tier of Slop Six I signed up for, dreadful. This is the worst day of my life.
God I hope they get relegated
>>153747148In the last few seasons, the promoted sides have gone straight back down and the relegation fight has been pretty predictable. It's only this season that the promoted sides are actually putting up a fight, and the league is more entertaining as a result.
>>153747561Does the God Six become the God Five is Spurs go down?
Spurs will not be relegated. The powers-that-be will not allow it. At most, they'll be 2 points off the red zone and that's it. Be realistic now, people.
>>153747665Realistically, there have only been 3 teams in the last 5 years that have actually challenged for the title (City, Liverpool, Arsenal). Man Utd and Chelsea have been fairly mediocre since their current owners took over, you'd be better off grouping them with Newcastle and Villa as part of the chasing pack.
>>153747597>Arsenal losing their free 6 points every seasona win for the league tbhwy
>>153747806Manure might actually win the Europa League as well if Spurs can't cuck them out of winning it again.
>>153747806Not just 6 points from playing Spurs but also 6 points from Spurs playing City. 12 points just down the drain.
Really gets the noggin joggin'...
>>153748085Yea no way Lammens is that close to the 8sec limit without being fouled once
>>153747665Depends on Sky. They could and likely will angle it in a way where Spurs are still included because they're the biggest club in the EFL so it's as though they're overseeing the rest of the pyramid system.
>>153748194>They could and likely will angle it in a way where Spurs are still included because they're the biggest club in the EFL so it's as though they're overseeing the rest of the pyramid system.I can already imagine the patronising comments about every other club in the EFL were that to happen.
Tottenham fans fight among themselves as their team lose at home to Crystal Palace
>>153748373Are they fighting over whether its ok to self-identify with the word beginning with the letter found between X and Z in the alphabet?
1. Arse Anal2. Man Shitty3. Manurenited4. Ass cheek Filla5. Chelshit6. Liverpoo7. Bentford8. Ever-tug9. Bum2Mouth10.Full Hambeast11. Bummerland12. New Half-le13. Kiss-all Phallus14. Tighten and Unload All on Men15. AIDS AIDS AIDS16. Ploppingham Flopspurs17. Nut-in-him Faggiest18. Breast Man19. Bum Lee20. Pull my hard-on Wanderers
>>153747699Chelsea have been fairly mediocre for about a decade desu. They've won cups, but their league performances have been anything but special.
>>153748568You didn't need to rename Brighton.
>>153748568Coulda just called Fulham the cottagers iykyk
>>153748628Oh, I know. See you at the park sweetie ;)
>>153748568>japanese humor
>>153748568>liverpooThats a good one kek
The Finker has been unmasked
>>153748753none of the the slop six customers here go to games
Petition to throw every game against West Ham for the rest of the season
curious if ARSE fans would rather win the league or see spurs go down
>>153748855https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqgSO8_cRio
>>153748855It'd surely be to win the league Spurs will see to themselves that they go down, even if not this season then before very long They've had warning after warning and done fuck all about it. None of the players want to be there. Captain and vice-captain trading red card bans. Employees support Arsenal. Owner wants them to vacate the stadium. Fans want to defect to Barnet. Abysmal football. Nothing positive there at all
possession football is SHIThopefully Arsenal winning the league means we go back to pre-Pep EPLArteta is saving football
finkin it makes sense to leave games early because then you can make a head start for those away trips to preston and bristol
>>153748896I hope Hull City gets promoted. We need an anchor point in the North East.
>>153748889Back to your containment thread, chum
Reminder that Manchester United are an Asian trans club.
>Ynr relegationbound Spuds finished 4th in the CL table
>>153748920Why do you spend you days talking about trannies on spee?
Will pool embarrass themselves again tonight?
>>153748896Is Norwich/Ipswich the longest distance derby in the country? Do the other Welsh teams consider Wrexham a derby? Inquiring minds want to know.
>>153743642wtf this has to be shopped???
>>153748896Do fans actually travel from the north like Newcastle to watch their teams play in London? That sounds so fucking hardcore
>>153748961>hardcorefrom everything I've seen it always looks like a delightful train ride with fellow supporters where they drink and have snacks
>>153748980Pretty much.Away days are fun and a whole day away from the nagging Mrs to have a laugh with your mates. What's not to love
In case you're mentally-deficient and so start feeling sorry for them, the cowardly Spurs fans deserve relegation. Next protest against ENIC is in 2 and a half weeks' time. Nothing until then! GET FUCKING FLUSHED
arseanal fans already talking about the team downing tools against West Ham
I still laugh at this.
still amazed at the crazy accuracy of this
Da Arsenal :)Da Chicago Fire FC :)
>>153748961Away fans tend to be the best fans, home fans have way more cazzies.Not a rule but an observation.
Gimmick idea: post screenshots of my own posts from the past and say I am laughing at them still
Haha what am I like crazy days
>>153749114Liversissy moment (canadian variant)
>>153737491Keane's a different story tbf to him. He holds a grudge because of the way Fergie treated him during his ousting from the club. His is a more "legitimate" issue.
>>153749030lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Remember Stephen and his massive hog?
>>153749170I remember it as average
my boy jlingz becomes the first english player to play in Brazil's top league.https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/c20zg2w7zwwo
Had a nightmare that Dele Alli joined spurs and saved them from relegation
Useless FA cup weekend ugh
>>153749262Funny you should say that...https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/c3v7700kneeo
>>153749273don't be spoiled, not everything can be as exciting as traditional Thursday night champions league action
>>153749290Literally zero chance Igor would let him near his first team. He is what the rest of the tottenshart players are. Lazy stupid careless retards.
>>153749334Do you mean Igor or Delle?
>>153749290He was at the Arsenal match being paraded around at half time to the fans begging him to come back. Him and Poch were fucking useless and those are their ideal summer signings
>>153749273>Any weekend that isn't the BASED international breakInto the bin it goes
My team will ended up signing Richarlison.
>Tottenham Hotspur are considering their options for a second change of manager in a month after three defeats in Igor Tudor's first three matches in charge thrust the club into a relegation crisis. >As well as from a shell-shocked home crowd, many of whom left at half-time, there was also pressure on the club's directors from members of the exclusive Tunnel Club. Some of those fans in the private members' section, with season tickets costing about £20,000 per seat, directed their displeasure up one tier at the likes of Arsenal fan and chief executive Vinai Venkatesham. >Those who saw it unfold said that the criticism was not sweary and was all the more stinging for that reason. Tunnel Club members, usually a fairly reserved part of the match-going fanbase, who pay a premium for access to the club's best hospitality, asked specific questions about the direction of Spurs under the Lewis family ownership. >The question of whether Tudor stays will sit with Arsenal fan Venkatesham and sporting director Johan Lange - who would make a recommendation to the Lewis family representative Nick Beucher in Florida. https://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2026/03/06/tottenham-weigh-up-second-manager-in-month-igor-tudor/
>>153749262captain alli getting them promoted from the chumpionship would be kino nglthen we get to watch them get relegated again
>>153749505reckon Arne Slot could keep them up
>>153749505Front-runner is De Zerbi
>>153741245Utter woke nonsense
>>153741962Hope things get better for you
>>153741245>standaloneThe worst possible conjugation this club could use, disgusting.
Manure lost against 10 men wtf hahahaha
>>153749505I know football fans like to place all the blame on the directors and money-men, but they are not the ones responsible for what is happening on the pitch. If the same players are failing under several managers, maybe you should look at them instead. Romero is supposed to be their captain and leader, yet he clearly fails to enforce any standards in the squad on and off the pitch.
>>153749045KEK exposed that angry and bitter freak>>153749445Richarlison and Jogadinha do Paqueta
>>153749624>Manure lost against 10 men wtf hahahahatwice in the same season
>>153747623I'm not talking about demotions, I'm talking about the bottom half of the table, and I fail to see how the same 3 or 4 oil state, international investment fund and american billionaires owned teams fighting for the crown is as exciting but you do you.
>>153749714>I'm not talking about demotions, I'm talking about the bottom half of the table, and I fail to see how the same 3 or 4 oil state, international investment fund and american billionaires owned teams fighting for the crown is as exciting but you do you.That's why League One is the best
>>153749760did you know a team in league two beat Transchester Dilated
>>153747189YESSFINK DISS WUN FOR ME
>>153749505GET THEM ALL OUTWHO THE FUCKHIRED THAT MORON IGOR TUDORITS JUST ACTUALLY BOGGLINI WANT HEADS ROLLIN'I WANT A GUILLOTINE IUT
>>153748930we winnin whole fing
The death of Elizabeth has been sad to see
>>153749253
>>153749885The macho man was never the same after it happened.
>>153741186>jewish community
>>153750023Lex has never been held accountable
>>153750116think god took care of that one.
Dave Meltzer because he had a melty after bottling 2-1 against 10 men
manure has never had a five star match
>>153750141why ts nigga wearing a tracksuit when his crusty ahh ain't running nowhere I had
Manure should've played at the Ajinomoto Stadium
Got no mates so ordered a Domino's and will be playing Dragon Ball Xenoverse 2 tonight. Hate these shite cup games. Want proper Premier League footy back on.
>>153750277collecting sweat for johnny knoxville and bam margera to chug
Spurs fans are saying that Tudor should be sacked and they should bring in a Tottenham man that gets the club and can immediately earn the respect of the players. But who actually fits that criteria? Chelsea brought in Lampard as an interim a few seasons ago (and it didn't work for them anyway). Man Utd have brought in Ole and Carrick for that role in recent years. Tottenham don't really have any legends of the same calibre, partly because they've won fuck all in living memory.
>>153750651Comfy
>>153750679RYAN MASON
cam on spuds
>>153750780phwoarpropa god birbington diss wun
>>153750679When they say a manager needs to be sacked it's because they want Poch back
>>153750851one of the away stadiums Spurs will be playing at within the next 5 seasons
>>153750141>Have Lex Luger as your new babyface>He's an absolute prick to all of the fans and you can tell he wishes he was anyway but around themVince didn't think that one through.
Spurs are fucked. Their team is built to play Angeball, so if they go for a Dyche or even Allardici they're never going to adapt quick enough. Maybe a couple of months of 'arry's vibesball might do the trick. Realistically they only need a run of 2 wins and a draw to get them out of trouble though
>>153750679Welcome to Tottenham, Gareth Southgate
>>153751037>only need a run of 2 wins and a draw>Have won 2 of their last 20>9 matches left>only
>>153751059Wolves beat Villa and Liverpool and drew with Arsenal in the last month or so. It's not impossible.
>>153750651only three words needed there champ
>Gakpo starting>Again
>>153751076Wolves are on the upswing. Spurs are on the collapse.
>>153751076not impossible for Wolves to catch Spuds
why didn't manure come out?
disgraceful language from 2005. we have all moved on from this.
>>153751493bloody journos would have your head if you said this today
>>153751224disgraceful behaviour, he refuses to drop Gakpo out of spite
>>153751816I thought Gakpo was the best left winger in the league after Diaz went to Germany?
>>153751832He was. Hardly my fault he's decided to shit the bed is it?
>>153751849>He was>SimpsonsReactionImage.jpg
>>153751860Who was better?
mad how a washed Gakpoo has as many goals as Starboy Bukrappo Sucka
>>153751493
>>153750851That's gotta be a nightmare in the winter. Or maybe you can get rid of the ice super satisfyingly like in those videos where people basically peel off ice from their cars and stuff
Manure lost to 10 men
>>153751832He still is, he's just the new scapegoat for a certain subset of Liverpool fans, before it was Diaz for no end product and Szoboszlai for not shooting from long range enough, before that it was Henderson
>>153746073damn this anon called it. Nice job anon
washed Mohamed Salah just knocked another one in but you won't hear it from the media
>>153753063>washed Mohamed Salah hasn't that fella done more this season than Sesko and Cunha?
>>153751455>why didn't manure come out?I understood this reference
>>153750851one of the worst things I've ever seen
Alisson are you gonna keep a clean sheet or are you gonna do your Lammens impression
Oh Dave you fat bastard
Unfortunately Jamie Cumming did a decent Lammens impression in the Championship today
easy peasywhich shit cunts are we battering in the next round?
>celebrating a win against wolves Tinpot
the Poonited vs 10 man Newcastle rematch is tomorrow?
PGMOL only let's liverpool replay their games after a loss :(
Was Manure's FA Cup tie postponed?
Oops! Changed his flag again
>>153753789fraid so>>153753341>Oh Dave you fat bastardKEK based Tuchel
Why is liversissy so schizo
Why is mantroony so vexed over fumbling to 10 men
>What's more important, getting 3 points in the league or winning a knockout match in a cup you aren't going to win?
probably more important not losing to 10 men twice in the same season with 2 managers that were supposed to take you to the big time
cody gakpo simply must play more minutes
can you atleast be funny with your characterfaggotry
whats raheem sterling up to these days i wonderi cant imagine anyone knows
>>153754223i bet raheem sterling knows
>>153754223Went to a Dutch club I think and had to wait a while to get his work visa so the club decided to train in Belgium or something to accommodate him in the mean time.
>>153754151slightly underrated because he's overhated
Wolves is based >take points off liverpool when they're fighting for UCL>let liverpool win in fa cup so they have more games to play They're top tier ABLs
>>153754321>he thinks there's going to be a UCL fight after Poonited's new manager bounce purple patch has expired
>>153754482There's at least 5 teams better than Liverpool in epl rn.
United had to have no European competition, get knocked out of a cup by Brighton, get knocked out of a cup by GRIMSBY, just to be 3 points ahead of their rivals (that's the only trophy they try to achieve these days)Excuse me for my poor English
>>153754530and let me guess, one of them is Michael Carrick's Manchester United whose new manager bounce purple patch just expired and left behind a team full of proven shitters like Kobbie Mainoo and Tyrone Malaria?
>>153754549>>153754568Same person
>>153744840
>>153756571You know what's scary? He's reacting like that and he's not even a Y**. So how are the Y*** reacting?
Van de Ven is shit btw. Gets away with it because he's white. Watch him. All he does is run and hoof the ball. No technique.
>>153757211blame the owners not van de venlevy is laffing rnlittle did evrywun know he was holdin' shidd togethernow its fucked even more than wiv levy in charge
/epl/ top 5 highest g/a this season1. Haaland >292. Fernandes >21Pedro>19Semenyo>19Thiago>19
>>153757991>No Wirtz>No Isak>No Salah>No GakpoI think your list is broken
>>153757991Joao Pedro is easily signing of the season. Fernandes is a magician for doing that at Man United.
>>153758134Good hattrick this week I must say
mainoo is shitUnited will not get anywhere if they keep playing this mid
>>153758134funnily enough pedro was signed to play as a second striker but delap is so shit that he had to play up top instead
The funniest outcome of this season would be Spurs being relegated but getting to the Champion's League final only to be beaten by Kane's Bayern.
>>153754302>slightly underrateduh...no, I mean, real world football is not FM or FIFA where xG says everybody about a player. >he's overhatedThe problem is the manager that to the detriment of the team plays Gakpo all matches even when he is often doing shit.And no, it's not about a thriving in bundesland Diaz, Federico Chiesa is twice the player Gakpo is.
>>153760067verifiably not true, he's benched gakpoo before>>153758134>Fernandes is a magician for doing that at Man United.amazing what you can accomplish at man u with ref help
Cody Gakpo is still going to start for Netherlands in the world cup
probably because he's a good player world class? nogood? yes his competition is noa lang
>>153760112thing with gakpoo is he's a good rotational player, you don't want him starting games every week because he's super predictable and only good against tired legs, nowadays he's so shit that people are doing revisionism on diaz
>'Lost' Trent Alexander-Arnold called out by Spanish media after 'incredibly weak' error gifted Celta Vigo an equaliser amid difficult debut season at Real Madrid
>>153760112You have to be genuinely dumb to not see Fernandes is a good player. I literally support Liverpool but would take him in a heartbeat.
>>153759778nah we hafta beat bayernlike holy shit that would be amazing to beat kane to ucl trophy
>>153760574I'd take him back in a heartbeat. And sell him to Brentford
stop savin chat
>>153754223Last seen at 3am entering the Jumbo centre in maspalomas. Feared to have sustained several career ending pozloads
>>153751875Mitoma
>>153759778Kane scores 4 in the final
Spurs WILL be going down :-)
>>153756571Fully melted
Will >YOU be purchasing the are slag Chloe Kelly Barbie?
>>153760112>verifiably not true, he's benched gakpoo beforeYeah, sure, 1 benching out 10 games is "verifiably true" in your delulu. >implying Fernandes is good because of refsAnd just like that your credibility is gone
>tranbzonsporTheir previous record signing was about 6m by the way.
>West Brom, Leicester, and Sheff Wed all in the Champ drop zonemake it fucking happen
>>153762638Spurs will be there next season
>>153762025>I'dno one asked hogwheels
>>153763111
>4chanShame about Mansfield
>He was meant to take De Bruyne's crown. Instead, Foden's City career is flatlining >With 76 minutes gone at the Etihad Stadium on Wednesday night, Phil Foden was culpable for what might prove the title race's defining moment. With Manchester City leading Nottingham Forest 2-1, Foden lost Elliot Anderson, who ran off him and curled home a 20-yard equaliser. Sixty seconds later, Pep Guardiola substituted his England playmaker. >As Morgan Gibbs-White's first equaliser could also be traced back to a loose Foden touch, this was a miserable evening for him. >He is no longer a shoo-in for a seat on England's World Cup plane. With Foden still to agree a new contract - his current terms end in June 2027 - he is at an intriguing juncture of a garlanded career.
>>153763730b-but his world class pass....!!!!!!!
>>153763730Insane how it takes 9 months of complete dross, the most dismal football in the league, before people call out a City FLOP
>no palmer, caicedo or enzo in the chelsea squadupset incoming
Football in 2026 is boring if you’re not black or half/black
>>153763949>half/blackInteresting use of punctuation there you ESL prick.
>not black or half/blackthe header on 4-4-3 Boehly's DO NOT SIGN list
>be black>missed penalty kick
>>153763730heh..young fodelingz just needs more time..
My Arsenal :)My Chicago Fire :)
Yep. Chelsea are shit
/sp/ got taken down because Liversissy started posting kids. Dirty fucking nonce.
>>153764702we don't sign our posts here
>>153764619They just scored tho, oh wait no THEY haven't
>>153764702Knew that Liversissy was a wrong un
>mantroony immediately runs back to 4chan to consume cpDisgusting PeruvianAnyway, Blackchester Dilated lost to 10 men
Comprehensive Soggy Bog Victory
lads will we see Millwall/West Ham kino next season?
oh my god
>>153766517Thought Wrexham equalised there but no, definitely offside.
>3 teams have moved into the quarter-finals of the fa cup>all 3 of them are le big 6
>>153766797why didn't Man U come out?
>>153767000
>>153766603thanks for the update Geoff
>>153750679Jermaine Jenas. No I won't elaborate on why
>>153750679Tim Sherwood kek.
>>153750679Chris Benoit Assou Ekotto
>>153766797Based God Six.
>>153766797>big 6Should reconsider this concept even if Spurs somehow don't get relegated
>>153767675or if spurs get relegated they do a fan vote to appoint a new member of the Big 6
better yet the Visit Rawanda 6
>>153767710nah the name will just die, spurs fans are the only ones who still cling to the concept.
>>153767852ah ok like how nadal fans call this the big 4
Next>>153767930>>153767930
>>153767242Coin coin coin coin
If Spurs drop out of the God Six Arsenal do also as they don't have a European trophy
why are we expected to pretend van de ven is a good player and that spurs are a big club
