>Saturday 14th March 20263pm Burnley v AFC Bournemouth3pm Sunderland v Brighton & Hove Albion5.30pm Arsenal v Everton5.30pm Chelsea v Newcastle United8pm West Ham United v Manchester City >Sunday 15th March 20262pm Crystal Palace v Leeds United2pm Manchester United (PGMOL) v Aston Villa2pm Nottingham Forest v Fulham4.30pm Liverpool v Tottenham Hotspur >Monday 16th March 20268pm Brentford v Wolverhampton Wanderers
>>153767824IBP.....
WHAP ON THE FOOTY!!!
West Ham AND Forest need to do the finkable
finkin relegation is the ONLY way the "Igor Out" facebook group can win
>>153767976>british birds still have more dirt under their long ghetto nails than this crusty remote
Spurs are fucking shit and WILL be relegated. Palace at home was their easiest remaining fixture and they got DEMOLISHED :-)
>>153768004I only have dirt under my right index finger all the time for some reason, guess I just work hard
jewliano jewcario (hate this mug on FIFA he's shit for me but good for everyone else) jewd jewpencejewy van de jew jewtian jewmerojewtiny jewdogiejewnor jewllagherjewão jewlinhajewcas jewgvall jewvi jewmonsjewjan jewlujewskijewdal jewlo jewani
>>153768053Wow, your cock's that small huh?
>>153768067for got to say that jewy van de jew is the same as jewcario on jEwA FC 26 for me
Will Spurs be saved by the bottom 3 teams having unusually low point-tally's for the fucking 2nd year in a row?
PGMOLiverpool
>>153768117West Ham and Wolves will finish above Spurs18th Wolves, 19th Spurs, 20th Burnley
>>153768117Spuds will be saved by Arsenal winning points against Wet Spam in their ultimately fruitless pursuit of the league title
>>153768117Spurs will beat Liverpool next weekend.
>>153768117get back on the pitch dejan
Spurs sold the previous seasons' leading goalscorer in 3 successive seasons It's a party-planning business with a shit football club stapled on to the side on it
>>153767930The premier league made sure everton didn't get relegated, there's no way in hell they are letting Spurs get relegated
>>153768084what did he mean by this?
>Liverpool midfielder Ryan Gravenberch has signed a new long-term deal to keep him at the club until 2032.
>>153768374so u don't know?
Clubs I'm currently embarrassed for>Arsenal>Chelsea
>>153768547not allowed to criticise this golden boy or vvd
>Arsenal have won more games than Manchester United have played this seasondave mate...
Spurs need to get Edu in right now
>>153769143There's a 24 day period that Man U don't even play. Absolutely insane.
>>153768181Richarlison and Solanke cost 60m each. You can't blame the owners for not spending money, the players just haven't been good enough.
Ryan Reynolds: "We played better football than Chelsea but our squad wasn't built with 2 billion dollars."
>>153769691120 million on utter tosspotsdefo can blame them for poor tranafer policu
at diss point, arsenal bottling the title and not getting relegated will feel like a trophy in itself
HAAAAAAASSSSSS ANYBODY SEEN LIVERSISSYYYYYY???
Yeah I have he bludgeoned Dave to death with a ballpeen hammer
>>153778540holy based fuck that manure rat
hehe
>>153779940KLENK
>>153779940>I'll give it to the fat fucker, he knows how to take a beatingBAH GAWD IT'S HOGWHEELS>>153780155kek
Morning all Spurs are going down
finkin Igor better get the sack an anuva night of mantroony talking to himself
Spurs' future rivals Wycombe were 2-0 in the 87th minute and ended up losing 3-2
very VERY funny Newcastle are a forgotten Saudi plaything. sold their soul for a shot at fame (catch phrase and wig and the jokes are lame!)
>>153781529Remember when they wore tea towels
>>153781529They won a league cup tho!!!!
The funniest video of Spurs' Palace loss didn't get the attention it deserved, it was an official club interview with Solanke who said after the match the players all agreed they needed to play a bit better from now on. Sleepwalking right into League Two!
Spurs need to play a bit better and they'll stay up!
>Evan Ferguson’s story at AS Roma is over. He will have the left ankle surgery and at the end of the season the striker will return to Brighton.
>>153781529Yeah because they aren't allowed to spend any money
>Luka Vušković: "To be honest, it wasn't the Premier League I really wanted. I wasn't thinking about playing in England. I was always only thinking about the Croatian league, but of the European leagues, Spain was somehow the closest to me, and now the German league. I'd love to play in Spain".Spursbros...
>>153769621a 40 game season for a big club is nasty
Lincoln City fans were chanting "Tottenham away, ole, ole!" yesterday https://x.com/SpursAreGettingRelegated/status/2030322463561687343
>>153781919they just spent £150m on Wissa, Elanga and Ramsey
>Conor Gallagher is Spurs' highest paid player. The last time he won at the Tottenham Hotspur stadium, he was a Chelsea player.
>>153781529Incredible level of obsession with an apparent joke club. But it's been that way since Keegan shit himself 30 years ago.
>>153782125How much did le god six spend in the same time period?
>>153782213No the Geordies tried to be the big boys and they (you) don't get to cower away so easily. See also: Spurs ITT.
he only said "mate" once
>>153782243I don't support Newcastle and never have. Just saying Newcastle have been obsessed over since they choked the title to United all those years ago, well before the Saudi money, yet people like you continue to insist they're irrelevant.
>>153782199Fucking insane fact
>>153782226Only Liverpool and Chelsea spent significantly more than them. It's not the big six's fault Newcastle keep blowing their budget on shit players.How much did Aston Villa spend in the same period?
wtf I love ai now??
>>153782286>he only said "mate" once
>>153782393They all spent more or the same, without having to sell their best player for 100m+ to fund it, while starting from a higher base. Because Dunkin Donuts et al are counted as a legitimate source of sporting funds but the Saudi investment fund is not.Its entirely unsurprising that they haven't managed to catch up when they aren't allowed to do what the teams ahead of them did to get there.
>>153782491wtf grok is more based than I thought
>>153782491ohnonono
>>153782960when they talk about other social media platforms do they also mention who owns it?
>>153782393arsenal spent like quarter of a billion in the summer
Grok is retarded, just like Elon
>>153768117Hammers are only 1 point behind them, there's no safety from it this season
>>153783046I don't even know how Elon gets dressed in the morning!
Let 4plebs show that we are acknowledging Spurs as the worst football club in the entire pyramid at the time of writing
>>153783151Franchise & Hashtag still exist.
>keinan davis is 28yo
Fulham beat Spurs then got knocked out of the FA Cup by a non-league team
>blunderland
How the fuck is there another fucking old firm derby?
blud hasn't managed for 20 (twenty) years
>>153783356The SPL format is such that Celtic always play Rangers 4 times a season. Then because they're the two richest teams in the country they'll probably end up playing each other in the two domestic cups at some stage too. So there's an Old Firm derby pretty much every month.
>>153783361He would have managed England to silverware, but the English press are too retarded to understand the concept of reincarnation.
spuds have been doing so poorly for god knows when i feel like the players don't put any effort in them anymore because they think some 1st-tier teams, be it in our outside england, will still buy them in the next window so why bother trying. hammers at least are trying to pick up points.
>>153783498wet sham have been unlucky in a fair few games recently, it's not as bad as it looks>robbed by the ref vs Forest>Got taken out by endless Fergie Time vs United>Just couldn't get it over the line vs Bournemouth>Series of defensive disasters vs Liverpool, wouldn't have conceded 5 there normallyEven the chelsea result was down to Nuno making the wrong subs, they could have easily seen that out if he wasn't so naive. With how they've been since Jan, West Ham could and probably should have been clear of Spurs
>>153782960
>Some very preliminary talks have been held between Tottenham Hotspur and Edu Gaspar.>A move for him in the summer is seen as very possiblewhat the fuck is this shit lmao, agent vinai at it again
>>153783533>>153782491Dummies just ruined their lives to impress edgelords on twitter. Sad!
Chelshit and their man ager had 5 atb against pub side Wrexham and still needed clear refball to beat them
>>153783608Says more about the state of society that something as innocuous as that can ruin your life.
>Tony Cascarino EXPLAINS POSITIVES of Tottenham being RELEGATED from the Premier League talkSHITE at the Acceptance stage
>>153783533Pathetic Arsecunt has just ruined his life over this.
>>153783937Diego Jota literally did kill his brother Be it at the customer lie of a leisurely 10mph/a physically impossible fireball or The Truth of 110mph due to an enforced medical
>>153783853Agreed. They should get their heads kicked in but instead they'll just get doxxed and fired from their job (if they've got one)
WHAT A DELECTABLE MEDLEYOF FOOTBALLING SPLENDOUR
>>153783996Here's a worse punishment: getting their dick sucked by (You) the Liversissy.
>>153784028Could be worse, could be a greasy Greekman
>blunderland lost to a team getting relegated from League 1tremendous
>>153784047looks like the club that man city will face next
>>153782491what was the prompt that it said this
>>153784046Weaksauce retort, Liversissy. Nothing could be worse than being in the vicinity of your axe wound stink.
>>153784063some twitter user asked for a chocolate cookie recipe and grok came up with that
>>153784092>This flag>Talking about stinkThere were 2 Greek kids in my school and no joke they smelled fucking awful. Being forced to sit next to them was a fate worse than death (closesly followed by the Zimbabwean kid who's breath smelt like a broken sewage pipe)
>>153782491>>153783533Liversissy presumably reporting GROK into the wee hours
>>153784115>There were 2 Greek kids in my schoolJust say you're miffed they didn't fuck your ass and leave it at that.
Right, which of you lads is this?https://www.youtube.com/shorts/-TH74U4cNFE
>>153784168Stinky reply from a stinky guy. To keep this /epl/ related, one of the gReeks looked identical to Luis Suarez.
>Blunderland>Fulhamwew lad
>>153784061Nah, Arsenal have been getting all the shitters this year
Man City to get Liverpool next roundArsenal to get Port Vale
Watched far too much football this week. Put the normal news on to get away from it and the host made a joke about Spurs going down.Every time I try to leave they pull me back in!!
Saw the US president on tv and I thought I had to adjust the colour on my screen for a second!
>>153784321praying for this
>>153784446He has extremely orange skin due to cheap fake tan.
>>153784446I know a Have I Got News For You enjoyer when I see one
>>153784446This has caught me off guard before. It's always weird to see an American who's white.
>>153783580ANUDDA EX-ARSENAL PLAYERHOLY FUCK WHEN WILL THEY LEARNGET DISS VINAI N*BB* OUT OF MY CLUB
>>153784490stopped watching HIGNFYused to be good but gotten shit recently
>>153784092Kek done him
>>153784543Hislop, emphasis on slop, fell off hard
>>153784092>Weaksaucekek that's a funny word I'm going to add it to my repertoire (which in itself is kind of a funny word!)
Liversissy having a rough time ever since GROK bodied them
>>153784063'What were Margaret Thatcher's last words'
>>153784788>>153784873KEKAROO
>>153782491Couldn't have said it better myself
>mfw Englel will never win a major tournament in your lifetime
>YWNWA - You'll Never Win Again>without diving GROK sama I didnt know you was chill like that
>>153781802KEK HOGGERS
SICKENING. Why doesn't the UK government just ban the internet then? It would solve all the issues. Half of the internet isn't usable with UK IPs anyway.
Spurs are Erectile Dysfunction FC. Struggling to stay up.
>>153784046Greeks are gay, it's just their DNA Going greek means going gay
>>153785340THEY INVENTED GAYNESS.
>>153785355KEKKKK DAVE HAS A VAG
>>153785143This is the year..unless Trump cancel the tournament kek
>>153785387Doubtful. As usual, if Kane is shit or off form, there is nobody to score. Pickford is shit, despite how many games he plays. If he was 4 inches taller he'd be great. Our defence is shocking. We have no left back (Hall is always injured, Riley is a meme, MLS is a midfielder who plays LB) and our RB is literally James and only James (who is made of glass). Left Wing is shit (Gordon is the best option but Tuchel will play Rashford). RW and No.10 are the only ones with depth. Centre Mid is Rice + Friend (probably Anderson, but who knows atm). And No.10 is likely to be Bellendham despite him being shit. Palmer is hot and cold. Eze doesn't play enough. Foden is hot and cold. England will be lucky to get out of the group.
been out of the loop for a while, surely the best defensive duo in english football(van de ven and C.romero) are doing a good job keeping tottenham hotspurs football club in the top ranks of the english premier league.
>>153785467O'Hara stormed off the set after Cundy started bantering him.
>>153785467Why would a bandwagoner who lives in a desert care about local rivalries? Have you even been to London?
everyone seems to agree forest aren’t going down
>>153785570Wolves, Burnley and West Ham.
>>153785567bet you couldnt Kuwait to say that
>>153785673I don't get it
>>153785699i don't give forty fucks about you or anybody in your crew, dave mate. don't even bother replying to this comment, i just bodied you
>>153785703
>PremArsenal, Manchester City, Chelsea, Liverpool, Leeds, West Ham/Brentford>ChampionshipSouthampton>League 1Port ValeDraw tomorrow evening
>>153785756Well City will get Port Vale, Chelsea or Liverpool will get Southampton. Arsenal will get the other one. Leeds remaining one.
reminder the FA want City to win the quad so if Pep leaves it doesn't make the PL look shit.
>>153785610You missed Tottenham in there
>>153785791Only three can go down and Spurs won't. For one, the FA won't allow it.
Liversissy got bodied by GROK
>my gimmick got bodied by my other gimmick
>>153785788aw with some real incoherent babble right here
>>153783608>>153783996Liversissy you soft cunt
don't you get tired of switching vpn all the time 190?
>>153785527What a faggot
What an awful football weekend. Get rid of the FA.
Vinai deserves acknowledgment at the 2027 PFAs Lifetime Achievement Award
>>153785567no need to be rattled mate, supporting the mighty spurs is a DARING act.
Did Blunderland really lose to a team who are bottom of league one? Deary me what a smelly little tinpot club they are
>liverpool
>>153785963We don't sign our posts here
>>153785467Fuck off back to /are/
>>153786410Yeah they didAnd the mighty Manchester United lost to a team in a league two Dear oh dear
>Rangers kwab
body that freakABUGods always win
>>153786864fat nonce have a walk and eat some salad you dumb fat cunt no one likes you
>>153788284why does smoke/steam escape at the end
>>153788371It's the universal sign for finished
>>153782491Unfathomably based
>>153767930How did Spurs end up in this position? I checked their team at one point during this season and they had a ton of injured players. Is that the main reason or they just suck regardless?
>>153788362little Indian boy learning English from dubbed anime go back to Iraq and fuck off back to /ars/
the number one way to figure out a JF is if they don't hate manure they never grew up in england
>>153788284kek
GROK bodying liversissy wasnt on my bingo card but im here for it
all it took was a GROK gif in the morning to get Dave seething on twitter and posting his account in this thread to beg for followers
>>153789352beat your local tranny in with a hammer kek
>>153788284FATALITY
my arsies :)my firesies :)
>>153785355KEk Dave is dilating out of his hole
>>153789325>>153782491>>153782960This is the funniest shit ive seen posted here in a long time
You'll never walk alone? More like, you'll never be a woman.
>>153789491Cracker that
>>153789491KEK yeah they say that to the Trancunians
heartwarming to see dortmund and liverpool fans singing you'll never be a woman to bayern troonich and transchester dilated customers
ABUchads love hammers for some reason West Ham staying up?
>>153789574fraid so
phwoar, imagine spending a billy to go down
>>153789677Based Boehl-man
>>153789491Kek
>>153789574>West Ham staying up?i reckonthink it'll be leeds that go down, i don't see them getting more than 2-3pts from their remaining fixtures. that said i don't see spurs getting any at all from theirs in their current form
>>153789677chelsea, man u, spurs and arsenal not winning the league with all that money spent is damning
>>153788284>white man utd fanpainfully unrealistic, blatant AI
>>153790179FACT CHECKMan United, Chelsea, and Arsenal have all won the premier league more than liverpool
>>153790975Damn...
>>153790951ABUGods have shooters in Zimbabwe too
>>153790975Man United and Arsenal haven't won the Premier League. Only City, Liverpool and Chelsea have.
>>153791209Liverpool haven't won anything legitimately since 1954
>>153791116jej
>>153791235Good for them, doesn't mean Manchester United haven't had ref help and rigging to win silverware since the change from Newton Heath.
Old trannord
>>153791116BAH GAWD IT'S UNGOBINGU
Comprehensive Liversissy Melty
David up all night chatting to himself again, hate to see it from that rabbi
You are one mentally ill bastard Liversissy
First time visiting epl, why is this liversissy fella so gay? Lol.
>>153792402His dad raped him. He accuses everyone of talking to themselves when you mention it.
>>153791116lmao
Clubs who've won the league title more than Spurs (3+)>Manchester United, Liverpool, Arsenal, Manchester City, Everton, Aston Villa, Sunderland, Chelsea, Newcastle United, Sheffield Wednesday, Wolverhampton Wanderers, Leeds United, Huddersfield Town and Blackburn RoversClubs who've won the league title as many times as Spurs (2)>Preston North End, Burnley, Portsmouth and Derby CountyClubs who've won fewer titles than Spurs, but more recently>Ipswich Town, Nottingham Forest and Leicester City
davina been rattled all day because it was international womens day (something he'll never be)
>>153791485>>153792356>>153792402>>153792434KLENK
Liversissy mixing it up this morning. Using a USA flag instead of the Cucknada flag. He used to use an Irish and Australian one too but haven't seen them for a while.
>>153788284mortal kombat but battering a yanited lardass
Is this literally just one guy talking to himself? No way multiple people are actually this mentally ill
>>153792537Probably.
Morning all Spurs are getting relegated
Zesty "Phil" Foden won't be going to the World Cup.
>>153793304Calm down Dave
>>153791116corrrr propa bashed his skull in
>Alan Pardew EXPLAINS how he'd keep Tottenham in the Premier League & AVOID RELEGATION wtf are they waiting for? GET HIM IN
>>153794062hmm
>>153794069he didn't quite get all of it!
>>153793304Never shows up for England so wouldnt care. Bellingham has way better.
>>153794240Him and Mainoo showed up for one game against the pathetic Dutch sissies.
I can't understand why they're going down. Spurs get loads of praise from opposition managers
>>153794693It's because of their rigid wage structure. Sure Chelsea's wage bill is only £400k a year more, but that's like having a new signing on £7kpw. Once that stifling system is ripped up you'll see the real power of Spurs.
>>153792537it's Dave rambling to himself in embarrassing fashion until a non-freak enters the scene and bodies him
>Livramento to city>Tonali to real madrid
Spurs will win the CL then get relegated
>>153794828oh I'm sorry do the spurs have access to a tardis that I don't know about?
>>153794838I do, hello mate!Oh... tard-IS!
>>153794910We don't list our psychological profiles here
my arsie :)my firesie :)
On behalf of /epl/ I will phone in to The Sports Bar tonight I'll pretend to be a Spurs fan so they let me on then I'll slag them off as they are going to be relegated
>>153795282Don't because you'll make Jamie O'Hara cry and storm off
>>153794416Van Djik and Gakpo?
Another day of Liversissy talking to himself
>>153795773
There was a time when Leeds were Man United's main rival because Liverpool were too far away competitively to keep up with.
> Jack Colback has announced his retirement from professional football after nearly 500 senior appearances.
>>153796050Bit of a scumbag prick if I recall!
Would this team come straight back up? (Spurs aren't going down btw).
>>153796097>Vicario no longer in goalImmediately better than what they have now
>>153796097>Maddison relegated a 2nd team in 2 seasonskek
The "CityPool" era where Man City won every season. Not much of a rivalry
>>153796488If he isn't pulling down teams he's pulling down shorts
>
>>153796823Is it really out of stock or did they just pull it from sale out of cringe and pretended its sold out?Usually the S or XXXXL sizes will hold out.
>>153796905They pulled it after rival fans took the piss out of them for it.They tried to pull a Lil B and make "Spursy" based. Didn't work.
>>153796913They should try it again but with the word that we cannot say outside of /b/.
>>153796928That could end up being the "Coolest Monkey in the Jungle" fiasco all over again!
City vs. Liverpool looool
Man City draws: Liverpool, Real Madrid, Bayern Munich, PSGequivalent Arsenal draws: Southampton, Bayer Leverkusen, Bodo Glimt
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS ANYBODY SEEN LIVERSISSY?!!
Weird how Arsenal keep getting "lucky" draws or referee calls.Coincidental that the head of PL said they work to have different winners
>Arsenal struggled against a L1 team at home>People now seething that they drew a Championship team (also away) they're getting 'easy draws'And easy draw would have been Leeds, who they've battered twice this season 9-0 in total. Arsenal will lose to Saints.
>>153797031kys Arsewog
>>153797031say that without crying aw you fucking little mug
>>153794800*rapes you*
>The Billion Pound Bottle Job Woofters draw Port Vale at home>'ummm babeth how do I make this about Arthenal??'
oh aw when will you learn
Wait where are Spurs in the FA cup draw?
All of this has little if anything to do with Spurs getting definitely relegated thanks to their cowardly fans failing to protest for decades on end
>Manchester City vs LivershitcuntspoolOh well better luck next season liversissy
Arsenal and Chelsea yet to play any Premier League side
>>153797650I believe both have played all 19 other PL sides this season
Man City getting another easy draw.
Liverpool FC academy is the #1 producer of McDonald's employees in the UK
Liversissy has been detained by the Metropolitan Police after being caught selling batty behind Anfield
Man U lost against 10 men?!?
Liversissy got bummed by 10 men?!?
Ate liverpoo Ate Manchester poonitedSimple as
>>153797980afraid so fella! TWICE! got mantroony so worked up remembering the tragedy that he's posting his gay homosexual sex daydreams
does manure ever play?
>>153798225yeah in the carabao cup until they got BATTERED by Grimsby
>>153798250kek they got done by a championship side?
i, too, love to regurgitate the same boring old "club rivarly wheee!" zingers and retorts day after day.
>>153798307sounds like you're part of the problem, but you seem to also be a victim of 'oversharing' we didn't really need to know all that
>>153796097>WH vs BFMake up pen call for a clear pen ignored minutes before ruined the early spurs relegation party. Stupid refs keeps shitting on pretty much every PL match .
The only difference between Liversissy and Dave is that Liversissy uses a VPN.
>>153798262not the championship....
>>153796097Gray will be bought up by a real club. Brentford or Brighton or something Did not care about the rest
There is no Liversissy, just a collection of ABUGods that post anti-manure content. We don't like plastics, we don't like JFs, we don't like the religion that the Glazers practice. It's not a mentality, it's a lifestyle.
>>153798490tell me when I'm telling lies
>>153798485>real club>Brighton
>153798490Liversissy...
>summerville injureddon't you dare fuck up the spurs relegated storyline now
>>153798485>>153798610more like REAL GAY, amirite?
>>153798428so you're telling me they were ousted by a league 1 side? boy that is grim
>>153798756no mate, not league one......
Mantroony on the ropes, he'll probably report this post too
>>153798756outed by a League 1 side? but Brighton are in the PL
>>153798895Yeah he will to this the little Yid United customer
Dr. Tottenham about to help Atletico Madrid then Liverpool
What a terrible terrible thread this is. Do better.
>drthey haven't been promoted yet!!
Thinking about when Levy was asked directly to his face "What do you think of Tottenham?" and he started laughing and how underrated that moment was
Terrible night for the homosexual (liversissy)
>Robbie Keane being lined up to takeover from Tudor already
Thinking about United getting little bro'd by the Grimsby manager after losing to them
KWABchester United
Liversissy opens doors with his mouth.
>>153799328Amorim was trying to get sacked la'That became pretty clear towards the end of his tenure
Evening all, Mantroony can't stop thinking about gay sex
Is Liversissy the one who got raped by his dad?
>>153799409Yeah x
>>153799380Another day another piece of manure sacked
It's a new dawnIt's a new dayIt's a new lifeFor meAnd I'm feeling good
>>153799422Awh bless him xx
>>153799409Kek.This moment was underrated here. Then the Lavia snub (never seen again)
>>153799439dilated lost to 10 men while having a 2 man advantage
>>153799454>dilated lost to 10 men while having a 2 man advantageu don't say....
>>153799409HOWLING>>153799442For me its Klopps shit eating grin
>>153799439It was a penalty and a wondergoal they hardly got battered
>>153799439>It's a new dawn>It's a new day>It's a new life>For me>And I'm feeling good
>>153799439how do you let Anthony Gordon score against you hahahaha
>>153799409What are they like x
>>153799494Yanited lost to 10 men TWICE?! In the SAME season?! With TWO different managers?!
Holy shit I think they've turned off flags.
>>153799502have the next Peter schmeichel in net
>>153799425KEK post the videos of hasidic david being BATTERED
man poo are shit xx
>>153799523False alarm, cookie fuckup.
>>153799523>Holy shit I think they've turned off flags.wish they would
>>153799541Man U lost to 10 man Newcastle
>>153799564KEK>>153799557no then we can't bully the kuwaiti, mutt and aussie aw
>>153799564HOWLING
>>153799564david needs to calm down on the kosher pies
Comprehensive David Dilation
>>153799557It's shit without flags tbfwy
>>153799584that part x
>>153799584that part
>>153799598>that part>>153799597>that part xKek
>>153799564kek
Hasidic David has been bodied (like his club when they face 10 men)
>>153799519LOL caught him
>>153799409
tomorrow will either be the most boring day in /sp/ history or the best day
>Real Madrid have Mauricio Pochettino on the shortlist of candidates to replace Álvaro Arbeloa ahead of next seasonNo one ever try telling me he isn't the definition of someone falling up.
>>153800586>No one ever try telling me he isn't the definition of someone falling up.POTTAH!
>>153798800ok look I know I'm not an expert by any means and I'm always going to be behind the eight ball with my flag, but even I know to quote your brethren that you're 'taking the piss' and mocking my lack of lower leagues. If you think for a second I'm some gullible rube that believes manure lost to some team beyond league 1 you can piss off and try and take someone else for a ride
>>153801032sorry mate but the mighty Manchester United lost to a team in League Two. Yes League Two
don't believe there is a league two nor would there be a world where any team in the prem (even manure) would lose to this fictional league. I like to poke fun of those Manchester perverts as much as the next guy but I feel like you're mocking me now and I'm disengaging
does manure play enough games for supporters to even remember who is on the team? There is a rat looking guy, a bunch of flops, a couple of real fatsos, harry maguire, the fella who looks like has had his head in a vice, I just don't know what to think about all that
>West Ham and Leeds on the shortlist of candidates to face Arsenal in the semi-final of the FA Cup
speaking of arsenal wouldn't mind taking one of wrightys silly caps off his head and watch him.a girly stagger about to try and get it back ( to no avail of course)
also wrighty knew that old codger was alive the whole time he's just a ham
>>153801032>>153801953>>153802228>>153802721>>153802807Calm down Liversissy
The Liversissy situation is CRAZY
>>153803559>>153803678Comprehensive Liversissy Melty
>>153801953fraid so
Why do Liverpool always get easy draws in competitions
Liverpool should've gotten Grimsby, at least they'd beat them
>>153799325bro should have been sacked minute he started syaing weird shit in the mediawhy the FUCK dis we hire that weirdowhole boardwhole leadershipweirdoswhy would you hire arsenal people to run the teamits bogglingfuck sakewe done
Morning all Spurs are going down and Dr. Tottenham will lose both legs against Atletico Madrid after taking their worst player and breaking their wage structure for him no less
Another day another mantroony midnight melty
ANDWE'RE LIVEThis morning to tell you that Man Dilated are a grim little club
>>153804112>>153804156>>153804240Good morning
This is the gayest fag shit I've heard in years. All the pseudo sophisticated intellect football 'fans' and youtube personalities are using this retarded take>"I don't think anyone actually wants to see spurs relegated">"they're good for the sport to have the biggest teams in the premier league">"I would miss the north london derby">"it would destroy the club for good"????These are the EXACT reason I want them GONE, and also that sp*rs fans will KILL themselves in enormous numbers. Put Everton back in the big six and fuck off
>>153804396>they're good for the sport to have the biggest teams in the premier league"Wouldn't it make the PL look even stronger than ever that a club like Spurs can get relegated without getting a point deduction or anything but because every club in the league can beat them?
>>153804406It does yeahHowever it also kills the bizarre idea that this hasn't been a competitive season and people really want to cling on to that for some reason
>>153804428Wolves, an abysmal side, rock bottom, are performing exceptionally well despite early relegation. Fight fir top 4 has been vicious. The title fight is very likely to come down to 1 or 2 points. I think play styles have become far more clinical particularly defensively which some have adapted to poorly. It's been extremely competitive. A lot of surprise results all season. This will probably be one of the hardest seasons in premier league history.
Why people larp by saying they don't want to see bad things happen to others as if they aren't also grotty spiteful cretins like the rest of humanity? I want to see things I dislike be completely destroyed in a flaming ball of pain and misfortune. I want to see tottenham obliterated and not just because their owners consume kosher produce.
>>153804463In all honesty I'm totally ambivalent to anything other than what is directly happening to me personally
anyone can beat anyone because the top teams are shit, not because the bottom teams are good
i hate spurs and i hate 14-25 year old girls (mainly chavs or chav adjacent) becoming single mums bc they can't keep their legs closed and posting their pregnancy tests on insta
>>153804428it's been competitive but it feels more like it's down to the bigger clubs all being poor this season rather than any of the midtable clubs actually raising their standards
>>153804505Shit take
>>153804550Plus 14-25 year old chav slags mainly support tottenham
>>153804396>and also that sp*rs fans will KILL themselves in enormous numbersYou're fucked in the head m8Hope no one close to you kills themselvesWouldn't be saying that if you experienced it
>>153804632Can you not tell that post was a joke
>>153804428>it also kills the bizarre idea that this hasn't been a competitive seasonI would have said it shows the opposite exactly because of that though. That a large club can get almost relegated because it's so incredibly competitive and no one gets a free pass anymore. >>153804505It's weird because most of the English clubs are doing really well in the Champions League with Newcastle being the only who had to play extra games but they got through those with ease as well. I guess you could argue that every top club in the whole continent is shit now though but that seems silly. If everyone's shit then no one is and wouldn't that mean it's competitive after all?
Best Premier league era? And why was in the early 2010's?
I'm unsure whether I want Brentford, Newcastle or Everton as the new big 6 candidate. I really like Brentford but their long term ability is to be seen. On the other hand Everton seem a traditional candidate and a good replacement for tottenham. We could do with fresh blood but we'll have to see. Villa can get fucked.
>>153804664>it was just a joke bro!!!!Backpedalling pussy
>>153804550and gypsies >>153804574yeah desu seen a few support chelsea and arsenal but spurs about does it
Ousting a dedicated Spurs fan only for him to be replaced by an Arsenal fan who did his best to relegate the club on his first season. And then at the same time replacing the only fucker who's won you anything in decades with an Arsenal fan who also helped relegate the club. It sounds made up but it really happened
>>153804783sorry but The Fantastic Five isn't accepting new membership applications right now
Arsenal are winning quadruple this season. Mikel arteta solved football
>Igor Tudor: "Our main focus is the Premier League" CL is officially TOSSED
Mikel Sharteta changing the game like his dad Pep Guardiola. Bringing football back to the boring 2000s without long shots, without flair and without the hard men but with zesty diving divas
>Uefa has serious concerns about the impact of the Premier League's new financial rules on the rest of Europe.>England's top-flight clubs have voted to move to a system called squad cost ratio (SCR) next season.>This allows teams to spend 85% of their income on player costs, although a complicated set of factors means clubs could go as high as 115%.>Uefa's SCR spending limit is 70%, which all clubs in the Champions League, Europa League and Conference League must adhere to.>There is no universal SCR or percentage across the top leagues, but others have more stringent rules than the Premier League.>It means Premier League clubs not in Europe would have much higher spending power.>Uefa, European football's governing body, fears that it could undermine financial stability measures.>Clubs on the continent may be forced to take additional risks - facing higher costs and losses - to retain their players.>But the Premier League rejects the claim, insisting its new rules will ensure competitive balance. It is against one uniform financial fair play system.UEFA SHITTING THEMSELVES
>>153805091It's never been more over for JFs
>Joey Barton arrested after alleged fight near Liverpool golf course leaves man 'wounded'Monsieur Barton at it again
>>153804712Early 00s was peak PL.
>>153805091Maybe they can investigate how PSG bribe teams to postpone their matches
A new era is upon us
that's how i fuck small malaysian boys (of legal age)GG Chelsea football club
If I was Cvancara in the Celtic game vs Rangers and that girl ran up to me to get a hug and selfie, I'd have bodied that slag and said "fuck off slag" in my Slav accent
>PL All Time League TableSpurs are literally too big to go down
Imagine this stadium in the Championshiplel
>>153805428>arse wins PL title>spurs go down>spurs win the 2026-27 Championship title>can claim to have won a league title more recently than arse
>>153804550Somebody tell Mr Evra that in England we say 'series'
>>153805428This one was bad enough.
talkSHITE gets completely dominated by horse racing during Cheltenham but they're still finding time to slag off Spurs
City has to fight 4 teams that has won trophies for the past 5 years and Arsenal for their next 7 games
>and Arsenal
https://www.skysports.com/football/news/11095/13517664/joey-barton-former-footballer-arrested-after-alleged-assault-in-merseysideThe woke liberal media coming after are Joey again. He dindu nuffin but tell the truth bout muzlims!!!!
>>153804783Everton have always been a member of the big five.
Late 00's/Early 10's was the peak of the Premier League for overall entertainment and skill. The current league is boring because everybody plays the stats.
Genuinely curious about this and realise I’m going to get shit for askingWhy is 50% of these threads just weird cunts shouting DAVE and LIVERSISSY at each other? Why do these threads always degrade into that? How did it even start?
In case anyone missed my boring posts ITT I am making the point for the early 2010's being the best era for the Premier League and I will let you know that!
Which player has played in all 4 of these derbies?
>>153805781The decent posters got shouted down and everyone left, now this mentally ill autist is just talking to himself 90% of the time
>>153805823Robbie Keane
>>153805856When did Robbie Keane ever play for a Manchester club? (It's Kolo Toure btw)
>>153805823toure.don't drink it's bad for your liver
Football's a bit like the internet innit? Back in the early '00s - early '10s it was pretty neat. Loads of websites vying for your attention, every time you logged on it was a new adventure, heck you could even make your own website and have it become popular. You could more or less do what you wanted.Then new rules came in that stifled all competition and put control in the hands of a few dual-citizen ran sites. There was no new adventure because the outcome was predetermined. No one makes new websites because why bother? Just make a sub for it, just make a server on discord, just give your money to the dual-citizens while they squeeze your throat tighter and tighter with their slippery reptilian claws. But at least you're still free to do what you want, as long as it's what you're told.Sad.
>>153805876yeah thinking back to the early 00s - early 10s when anyone could win the league
>>153805823What about this one:>Old Firm derby>Merseyside derby>Manchester derby>Tyne/Wear derby>Old Farm derby>South Wales derby
>>153805887Point is there was no rules in place that stopped others from competing. How did Chelsea get into that table from nowhere? How did Man City?
>>153805903robbie keane
>>153805903Bellamy
>>153805958Correct
>>153805781It's literally one sperg who has shat up this general since October.
>>153805887>liversimp crying because his club were complacent for 30 years and barely ever competed for the title
why are you guys dragging your feet about setting your clocks ahead, it's messed up my viewing schedule
>>153806039step aside pele, now THAT'S a lot of goals
embarrassing how much they rim this useless cunt
Is Canada the Australia of the northern hemisphere?
>Kyle Walker has announced his retirement from international football after earning 96 caps for England
I'm also announcing my retirement from international football
>>153805781Theres a liverpool fan who uses a VPN and ruins every thread.
>>15380617596 was not enough
Unreal how Spurs' Fergie is Mauricio Pochettino. It even reads like it's a fucking joke BUT IT ISN'T
>>153784015sovl
>>153806175I too am announcing my international retirement. Touch decision but feel it's the decision for me and my family.
>>153806316vpn off
>>153806167Shittest "big name" manager I might have ever seen. If he was called Maurice Potter he would be managing Ebbsfleet.
>everyone gets an easy matchup except LiverpoolABL FA never change
>everyone gets an easy matchup except MancityABC FA never change
game should be starting in 40 bings if Europe didn't have such a laissez-faire attitude towards things
>>153806442>implying Liverpool won't get batteredshiggy diggy etc
Liverpool against the almighty Galatasaray? Its over
Liversissy had a promising visit to the dole office today
Only 5 and a bit hours to go
>Eni Aluko awarded £340k for deliberating distorting an opinion and suffering from acute hurt feeling syndrome
>>153806713>Spams about his pathetic characters every single day>Calling others unemployedLol. Lmao, even.
NOOOOO IBP FUCK OFF HE'S MADE A GOOD POINT
>>153806713Rattled him
weirdos
Fucking sick of these matches being split across three different channels. Put them back on ITV! Do something Starmer you fucking useless cunt!
No way Liverpool are going to lose to some kebab fuckers right
>>153807032Their first team lost to Wolves who are already relegated
>>153806969You need to subscribe to a myriad of services chud, now hand over your card details.
liversissy melty of titanic proportions
>Sheffield Wednesday look set to start life in League One next season with a 15-point deduction, because none of the bidders currently trying to buy the club are prepared to pay £15m to the outgoing owner, Dejphon Chansiri.oh no no no
>>153807747PSR saves another one!
AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA LIVERSISSY IN TATTERSPathetic little club
generational flop Wirtz HOOKED
>>153808179Shit player x
Liverpool not only beaten but comfortably outplayed
Are Liverpool finished?
>>153808574They never began
>Liverpool has lost 12 games in all competitions this season in which they've conceded the opening goal Mental midgets.
>>153808577The peak of Liverpool's PL history>Two fake titles>Winning the league cup on penalties>Beating Spuds>All while on PEDsGirm.
>>153808593>girm
>>153808632that's the new term we're all using
>>153808593forgot the champions league la x
>>153808651Americans are always so behind>>153808666That's covered in the>Beating Spudsentry :)
>>153808651last time it was used was by a portuguese in 2024
>>153805781Everyone hates Manure customers
Wait until you see the goal Spurs conceded lmaoooooo
>>153808674nah think you're missing out AC Milan la x
>>153808593>GrimGood morning saaaaaaar love from Uttar Pradesh saaaarrrr go go Manchesaaaaarrr Unite
>>153805781there was a certain angry bitter poster that unironically lost it after diwali last October and started calling everyone liversissy. Don't believe me? Check when diwali was and the first use of the liversissy term
>>153808959KEK I forgot about it kicking off during Diwali, makes you think
I doubt Liverpool can fix all their problems over the summer. Next season will be yet another rebuilding phase.
Lads... (this was before the third goal)
I knew even then
>spuds
>subbing your keeper after 16 minutes
>>153808959>there was a certain angry bitter poster that unironically lost it after diwali last October and started calling everyone liversissy. Don't believe me? Check when diwali was and the first use of the liversissy termi do remember posting this tbf
>>153809063I'm not watching- What happened?
Jason Cundy just barged past me in a rush towards talkSPORT Towers, he had a mask tucked under his arm and a portrait of Igor Tudor
>>153809155He was dreadful then got hookedCried on his way down the tunnelNow 4-0 LMAO
it's 4
FOUR FOUR FOUR FOUR FOUR FOUR FOUR FOUR FOUR FOUR FOUR FOUR FOUR FOUR FOUR FOUR FOUR FOUR FOUR FOUR FOUR FOUR FOUR FOUR FOUR FOUR FOUR FOUR FOUR FOUR FOUR FOUR FOUR FOUR FOUR FOUR FOUR FOUR FOUR FOUR FOUR FOUR FOUR FOUR FOUR FOUR FOUR FOUR FOUR FOUR FOUR FOUR FOUR FOUR FOUR FOUR FOUR FOUR FOUR FOUR FOUR FOUR FOUR FOUR
>Tfw you weren't born a Spurs fanBased
>>153809006Quasimodo ova hea
Welp
Come back is officially ON!
spurs doing their best man u impression
I hate canadians
>>153809649and Christmas decorations as well I bet
>>153809674why would i hate christmas decorations? trying to be funny you fucking cocksucker
>>153809702we don't sign our posts here
>0-0>go away for like 2 seconds>4-1boggledim dunim dunsend spurs down
Those first 3 goals were so funny they were pure slapstick
orale vato güey
>>153809749u dun?
>>153809749u fink?
>>153809749u boggled?
They somehow made an even worse appointment after filthy frank's shitshow. This level of mismanagement is legendary
Bad result for Liverpool but theyre strong at Anfield, reckon they will smash Gala 4-0 in the rematch.Then again, before the season most wouldve expected Liverpool to curbstomp them 9/10 times
Migrate (not immigrate) when full >>153809965>>153809965>>153809965
>>153809976>when fullthey just can't listen can they
>>153810265fraid so
