Hustle edition./hoc/vious: >>153733375
not interested in this thread's theme
>>153739030>not flames themedbased
>>153739045I know but we have to throw the Blue Jackets a bone every once in a while.
>>153739051There only notable poster killed himself in a grease fire years ago
Watch along on the app hockeyfrenshttps://apps.apple.com/us/app/kstp-5-minneapolis-st-paul-mn/id546024067
Shant
Since both America and Canada make cartoons, why there aren't any ice hockey cartoons?I found a few examples, but they are few and far between.
shut the fuck up peru gain height take a shower
>>153739081It's hard to animate the puck.
>>153739068
Less than 24 hours before the trade deadline is over. Did your team buy/sell everything they needed to do or are they probably doing it at the last minute?
>>153739062AWOOOGA AWOOOGA
CANT CLEAVE THE BEAV>10 conference wins >17-0-0 overall including 6 shutouts >.952 SV%>0.95 GAA
>>153739110No :(
>>153739062
This is now a #LeafsForever thread
>>153739081>>153739094I found The Raccoons On Ice as well. Do you like The Raccoons?
>>153739150LeafsForever.... SUCK
i feel bad that Our Sennies have to share a province with the laffs
#NoMoreBrotherWars
>>153739195kek this nigga has a diff hairstyle everytime I see him.
Are the rags trading Trocheck today?
oh yeah jackies edish
>>153739195>Okay so for this promo get in your hockey gear.. haha how crazy would that be?Why...... ?And what is Maffews doing with that earring, zesty mofo
>>153739110Patrik Allvin has his work cut out for him...He still has all the following UFA's he MUST trade:>Blueger>Kane>KampfAs well as at least one (1) of the vets in:>Boeser>Garland>Pettershit>Hronek
new tage thompson content! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SnCR5QlYR6k
>>153739195Good God
>>153739278>this is what having to play on the laffs does to your hairline
>>153739278
I just wanted to say post appointment we got way better news than we could’ve ever anticipated or hoped for and I wanted to thank all of you for lifting me and my family up in prayer <3
My penguins (:
>>153739330good news is great news
>>153739195/hoc/ should get one and have a tourny
Is it just me or
>>153739389That would just end up like this
>>153739278>american genetics
>>153739254Vancouver just traded Jett Woo for Jack Thompson. That's a start, I guess?
>>153739195im lovin it
>>153739278Positively aztecian
>>153739278thats my captain
>>153739290He was born with it
petry is off to minisoda
>>153739560i used to have that camera
>>153739522Stocking up for another Calder Cup run!
>>153739572Sad
>THIS GUY eats food from the Golden Arches
>>153739572No 3peat this year then?
>>153739683Never discount the Kitties.
eating some cold cut chicken straight out the box bros
>>153739683No, instead, this year, Tampa Bay gets to complete their 3yr "Dynasty Run", which won't count cause it's been several years since, so it will invariably be declared an Asterisk Stan Lee >isn't that exciting, though? Gary's a genius
>>153739330We hope you enjoy your flight... >and as always, Thank You for flying /hoc/
lil rito won
>>153739831I too have been down that bad
>scoreless draw at the inaugural UCHC in lovely St Louis
Wonder what trade the Avies make before the deadline
>>153740085Shut the fuck up
>>153739444
>>153740105They just traded a 1st and a 5th for Nicolas Roy. Both conditional, of course.
>>153740105They want McMann but the Leafs are still considering if they give him a contract. Bardakov and Olofsson may get shipped out.The only trade that's basically guaranteed is that they Avs want another winger, probably can't expect more than that. They also have 3M in Burns bonuses that they want to fit under this season's salary cap.
>>153740157
The drunkest drunk to ever be drunk who's drunk all the time.This drunk fuck should retire before embarrassing himself even more.
>>153739614Is that a fucking safety pin in his ear??
>>153740351He can't stop drinking. His entire career is built on sharing drinks with hockey executives.
>he fell for the classic ruse
Knights Kraken Kings broship we out here
>>153740200Saw that but they still have 1 more move to make>>153740241I'm always weary when names are public. Sometimes it's agents leaking, sometimes the team to up the pressure. It could happen but seems a little rich for Colorado. Maybe the 1st in the Roy deal was a gesture of good faith.I'm still a little bummed they couldn't pull ROR but whatever, the team is in a good position if Nuke can get his game back.
Da Blackhawks :)ALSO, WHERE ARE THE FRGGIN’ TRADES?!
>>153740477Trades are cancelled due to NTCs, sorry.
>>153740473Yeah it's rare that trade rumors actually turn to trades. The rumored alternative 3C if there was no Kadri retention was Laughton but they got Roy instead who nobody had mentioned.So they may end up trading for a completely different winger than the rumored names like McMann, Mercer, Mikheyev and Foegele.Nichushkin is likely getting traded after the season (along with Colton and Drury) since he's unpopular with the team and wants a new challenge somewhere else, but replacing what he does for the team is going to be hard. His 5-on-5 production hasn't even really dropped off, he's just not getting any PP points since he's not on PP1 anymore.
>>153740477brb extending Blueger and Kane. Rebuild over.
>>153740477Cancelled due to ungrateful goyim
>>153740614I would love to have Teddy Blueger back on my Nuckies! He's lots of fun to watch, always works hard even when the rest of the team is shit.
>>153740371Announcing a trade in a drunken stupor then that trade is undone by one player not waiving his NTC should be embarrassing enough for him to never show his face again.>>153740473Take away the man's cocaine, and he'll be alright.
kwaboty
>>153740692KWAB
>>153740648same. Hronek is going to be a great Captain as well. If we get first overall I am also really excited about agressive we can be in free agency. Schmaltz and Coyle are going to be available. I know they are in their 30s but think of that experience. They are also proven point producers. Demko will bounce back and so will EP40. Going to be playoffs next year for sure!
>>153740692Fun fact if he wasn’t on team Canada I wouldn’t know who he was
>>153740587I'd heard they tried to trade him over the summer but I dunno if that's true or not. His production has tanked and he's fumbled the puck all over the ice. I haven't seen him do much down low on screens or cleaning up the trash. But he has the potential to catch fire so they'll probably keep himTheoretically an LOC and Kivi return shores up the depth but another big piece would be huge which is partly why I wanted ROR both for production and for physicality. We'll see.
>28How to avoid aging like this?
>>153740731
>>153740731need to work on your flow
>>153740711>EP40 bouncing backWe don't post fanfiction here
>>153740731Quit editing his hairline to look better
>>153740816>We don't post fanfiction hereBut we post about a random Easter night all the time???>maybe I imagined it...[]
>overtimeherewegoooooo
>>153740833That's not fanfiction it really happened I was there
>>153740731mans is born in the 90s he's old af bro
that nasty tip made me think of another that wasn't expected
>>153740816he got multiple points last night. He will be 60 point player at least next year. Sure, he will not reach the heights of 100 points but he is still going to rack up a healthy point total with better wingers that are going to come in free agency. Eberle is going to be available too. Imagine EP40 and Eberle on PP1 with Kane crashing the net? Going to be a great 2026-2027.
>>153740932>Imagine EP40 and Eberle on PP1 with Kane crashing the net?Is it still 2019?
SKAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR IT'S OGRE
>>153740932wow only 12 million dollars for 60 points what a steal
>>153740849me too it was when bud1
Kirby Dach is only 25
bud did not 1
was it just 1 thread
>>153741007who won?
>>153741113Dylan
>>153740968>>153741051it is called good business. It will also mean the thousands and thousands of Canucks fans who will dream of the playoffs will get to see their dreams come true.
Our Sennies finna blow tf outta the Lames tonite
Laffs and rags has potential to be a meme, I shall be watching
sabies finna bouta take over the #1 spot in atlantic
>>153741193that is nice. I suppose you can celebrate your Intercontiental title as compared tot he Heavyweight title that the Canucks have all but wrapped up.
>>153741182That's a very good promotion for laffs->ragsI'm sold
>>153741146I'm absolutely dreaming, and even manifesting, playoffs next year for the Canucks. This'll be a quick turnaround once we get Mckenna.
we dont manifest here
>michael bunting to the stars
>>153741182>Laffs and rags
actually I'm manifesting a good post or two
>so there is this gareth guy
>>153741269Is this the first one?It's pretty good
>>153741286Thank you, the key is focus and determination. And getting pucks in deep of course
Did penguins did anything to improve for the 'offs?
20 or so bing until puck drop in Halifax> Are you peppered?
>>153741327They're looking to bring back Teddy Blueger.
>>153741327nope they're still going to lose to my islanders
>>153741228Ohgren EP40 DOCKarlson Rossi DebruskBrock Coyle ChytilMcKenna Blueger HoglanderThat gives us the flexibility of Kampf as cover for McKenna as he will likley need to be a healthy scratch for a while to learn the right way. Coyle and Blueger on multi year deals will give us the stability down the middle. I can see this forward group easily leading us to 90 points and the playoffs. Can't wait to be partying on Scott Road for the 1st round next spring!
>>153741330pumping Sloan as we speak
>baseball general is called /mlb/>football general is called /nfl/>basketball general is called /nba/Why is the hockey general called /hoc/ instead of /nhl/?
>>153741357>>153741357>>153741357Great question, newfish
>>153741357We're not as close minded as those people. There is a whole world of hockey out there for us to not talk about or occasionally bring up and get called a retard.
>>153741381I remember being just a young lad when he won Rookie of the year. Oh how the time flies by...
>>153741380I've trying to get my work to purchase an air hockey table and they ended up getting this super fucking shitty tablet curling game. I have not given up and when they crane that fucker in through the balcony I will post with regular updates >:]
>>153741381perfect fit for their culture
>>153741357I wish we discussed more hockey beyond the nhl, like AHL/ncaa/shl/liiga
bitchboy foegele banished to the sens don't ever speak ill about the oilers again pussy.
how much does it cost to check out a hitmen game
>>153741327They get Sid back
>>153741403I'm watching collage right now, wtf Also waiting for the Q league to start >You just have poor timing, that's all that is
>>153741403>AHLI have an hot take. Run of the mill AHL players make like $50k a year, and then if they get optioned to an NHL team suddenly their salary jumps to like $1M, even if they don't touch the fucking major league ice once. Seems a bit unfair to me. I would be going to HR if my peers were making 20 times more than me
>>153741113rosemount
>the city of Alaska
>collage
>>153741423>poor timingmuch like you had when you decided to make your retarded posts after my islanders missed the playoffs on 04/17/2022
>>153741330go moose go
>>153741403What I get so far is like NHL is a Divison 1 league for ice hockey in the US, AHL is a Division 2 league. NCAA is college ice hockey. (Do colleges in the US give scholarships for ice hockey? I thought nearly all of them were for football)SHL and Liiga are the Swedish and Finnish ice hockey leagues respectively. Do you think those leagues are better than the AHL but lower than the NHL or they are their own world?
>>153741435NiceI guess no one gets to purify themselves this year, what a shame
>>153741468NCAA has scholarships and can pay players go be a brown manlet someplace else
>>153741480>NCAA has scholarshipsFor all sports?
>>153741403I'm down to talk WCHA womens hockey
>>153741493not everywhere but yes
>>153741468>Do colleges in the US give scholarships for ice hockey?they do, especially Division I teams. for example Macklin got free entry to BU to play for the Terriers, didn't actually do any fucking classes, and then hopped to the NHL. His boyfran Will did the same thing at BC. a lot of the NCAA teams make more revenue than AHL teams
>>153741502>didn't actually do any fucking classesYou don't know that
>>153741468AHL and ECHL are affiliate leagues, and the play varies throughout the season because of the roster exchanges ALL the North American minor leagues are better than ALL the European pro leagues by proxy, including WHL, OHL, and the French Canadian Ice Hockey League >college hockey is a money laundering scheme
>>153741468College hockey can be quite prestigious in terms of fans and in terms of education. A lot of Ivy League schools have teams
>>153741516he has alluded to it in interviews. athletic scholarships kind of work that way. there are literal retards getting Harvard degrees because they need to stack their football team with non autists
>>153741520Junior is no diferent. I follow a few of the BCHL teams here in the BCHL along with some PJHL. The roster turnover is just a part of it. You bring in players you hope will move on to bigger and better things. All part of the fun and the bragging rights of seeing player "X" before he got big at whatever college he ends up at.
>>153741502>>153741523Going to college in the US sounds like a lot of fun. A whole world opens before you. Here universities just give you a piece of paper that says you've completed your studies, so you can start looking for a real job. Of course there's parties and sport games, but nothing like the Americans have. It makes you wish you were American.
>>153741549good post
/hoc/ means we are all about ice hockey, alwaysnot just Gary League, or international crap, or just college stuffWe are the all-encompassing hockey forum
>>153741547Most people leaving US colleges are saddled with lifelong debt and literally can't use their degree otherwise they won't make enough money to pay off said debt.
>>153741564But the memories from college are priceless.
Emily Kaplan is on my TV
post the webm
>>153741541I was watching the Penticon Vees all the way to their premiere in the WHLVery proud of Penticon, also love Junior league play, and academy and prep school gamesNot as much cause you can only take so much of a single camera shot in a half-barn But still a lot of fun, fun to follow local stuff and small town stuff
>>153741582
>>153741559
>>153741564maybe if you pick a fucking retarded major, even then you can just transfer you credits to a cheap online school and get a degree in a real major
Bunting and Myers make sense for vibes. They’re both known to be funny and well liked that’s a good injection of energy my stars desperately need.
>>153741547yeah I went to collidge in Boston and it was not just amazing memories but it was formative for me in so many ways. I couldn't imagine what path I would be on if I hadn't, I'm sure life would be fine but it would completely different.>>153741564the >most people get useless degreesmeme needs to die. some people do shit degrees, and some people do quality degrees but don't have the life skill to use them in the real work, most people fall into neither of these categories. Focks/Sky News would love you to believe 80% of college students are majoring in Transgender Emotional Biology (TGB) but nobody actually is
>>153741610>vibesdylan reached a new level of cope kwab
>>153741610Cope
>>153741601I dunno, man, South Pro and Federal Pro are pretty damn fun the fucking fans are too much, completely full of it
>>153741619>>153741621There’s nothing to cope for the team was great as it was but now they have good locker room guys and they got them for practically nothing.
>>153741618forgot pickerel
>>153741600apparently they're fraudsthey retract their balls inside their pevic boneand their pelvic bone is rock hard from all the micro fissures that have healed stronger
>>153741633>There’s nothing to cope forno milly
>>153741601>The Mason–Dixon Line is a historical boundary line in the United States that originally separated the colonies of Pennsylvania and Maryland, surveyed between 1763 and 1767 by the English surveyors Charles Mason and Jeremiah Dixon.>Over time, it became a symbolic dividing line between the Northern free states and the Southern slave states before the American Civil War.So the Mason-Dixon lines separates the Northeastern and Midwest states from the South and West of the United States? I mean, your statement has a degree of truth (or it's just a joke), but now California has ice hockey teams, Florida has ice hockey teams, Texas has ice hockey teams too.If anything, you could wish more people were into ice hockey, since that helps the sport grow and become more popular.>>153741618How did an Australian end up going to college in the US? As far as I know, Australians like to go to college in Australia itself.
>>153741636>I get goosebumps every time -_-
>>153741636imagine being on team canada for olympic hockey and forgetting how to skate or play defense
>>153741636>we don't need bouchard, we have makarNow I understand what they meant
>>153741651>How did an Australian end up going to college in the US? As far as I know, Australians like to go to college in Australia itself.My life is complicated anon, the story would amount to a blogpost and we have some real spërgs on /hoc/ so I just won't. But suffice to say I've been aroundhttps://youtu.be/TMaP6soLkms?si=qYqxNyWpvPTHu1D_
kek sold out MSG. Womens on the rise boys club being left behind.
MEXICO has an ice hockey league>with four teams, but still GO STONE HEADSGO OLMEC
>>153741651we prefer our sport to be gatekept from sunbelt retards
>>153741634nursing is almost always a separate level than undergraduate in the US, so those are differentGeneral education, elementary education, and general business are absolutely retarded.. check out any of their course work, an 8th grade math class is harder than their hardest class
>>153741651No we're full sorry to say
>>153741672more comped seats than an early aew show kwab
>>153741663sick jerseys though
I think its ridiculous that colleges offer 4 year degrees in dental hygiene I could become a competent dental hygienist in probably 2 weeks max
>>153741672I listened to an interview with Megan Keller, total bro, would grab a beer with her
>>153741696Give it up you fucking moron.
>>153741691aewsissies...>>153741702Yeah the women are pretty cool even though the fan base is troons and feminists.
>>153741683I'm sure I could try Quebec. French is related to Spanish after all and I already know English. Are there any people from Quebec here?Though I think all hockey teams have something to offer. Just a question to find your own team and root for it.
>>153741502I think Will might have taken some actual classes? Macklin thinks only of hockey though.>>153741651I think there's also a temporal element of mason-dixon, as in the north before westward expansion made the line irrelevant.I've been to uni both here and in the US, and the experience was pretty similar apart from some logistics and a different emphasis on breadth.
>>153741681nursing is a 4-year bachelor degree anon. 3 people in my family have done it.there are lower levels than RN which are associate/certificate degrees and suchnot I guess.Ellemennary education is a fun one. every single state has a teacher shortage crisis and not a single fucking school is hiring. same in Australia, literally one year it all over the news that there were thousands of unemployed education graduates and politicians scolding universities for offering so many seats for a degree with no hope of a job, and literally 6 months later all over the news was every school straddled with vacant teaching positions and couldn't find any applicants. fucking weird shit going on there.
watch jt miller show out against matthews and friends
>>153741672And to think I thought the pwhl would die in 3 years
>>153741728He majored in Communication Studies and led the entire NCAA in points as a 17-18 yr old.He would have to be a retard to bother doing any coursework. Not ruling that out though
>>153741618I regret not going to the city and joining a frat so much
I'm not playing tonight, for roster management purposes
>>153741784well, by actual classes i meant like basketweaving and introduction to trombonery, not calculus. but who knows. he seems more put together, but the bar isn't exactly high for hockey kids.
>>153741547It really isn’t like in the movies. A lot of people graduate to unemployment and debt. I’m lucky that my parents paid my tuition, but I had no money beyond that. I needed to focus on school and internships so it wasn’t a party
>>153741651Same. I wish more people in America liked hockey
Adéla Šapovalivová with 4 playoff goals so far
TUSKS UP
>>153741784>>153741804Gavin McKenna is taking a flyfishing class at penn state. If you don't care about actually finishing your degree you can take a bunch of bullshit classes just to stay eligible for sports.
nhl prospect in gender studies class
Wasn’t killorn an honors student at Harvard?
>>153741764Millr is on ltir
>french canadians
>>153741925What would Quebec be like if it were part of the US?
>>153741791You know anon I did that very thing. It was some wild fucking times. But to be honest, wild times and good memories happen regardless. If you can enjoy a city that isn't or isn't yet a nanny state when you're 18-24ish you have some crazy experiences
>>153741843film studies, my beloved
>>153741956even more obnoxious
>>153741956A cold, slightly nicer Louisiana with not quite as good food (still pretty good food though)
>>153741956Even poorer
>>153741808My college experience was exactly like the movies if not better.
>>153741965I took that but I actually did learn a lot and it made me appreciate movies more. We watched a ton of movies like Citizen Kane, On the Waterfront, The Graduate, etc. before getting into recent film.
our pens :)
>>153741980Wow i watched all those movies for free and didnt have to pay to call it an education
>"retool"
>>153741993My first signing bonus was more than the cost of my entire education, so I got my money's worth.
good evening /hoc/
>>153742002Rags arent getting any better until they force mika out
>>153741980I read an article the other day where film professors said they can't get their students to watch movies now because zoomies don't have the attention span to watch anything longer than a TikTok video
my flysies are about to start against the mormons
>>153742004Didnt ask
the losing streak is over. today the leafs will WIN.
>>153742008good evening, pekka
>>153742010And Lafreniere, he has a losing attitude
>>153742024Who do you think he got it from
gary is about to drop a bunch of pucks in just a moment
Foegle to the Sennies
>>153742028He was criticized for his effort and attitude in juniors
happy trade deadline day eve :)
>>153742008IltaaIsn't like 2 AM in Finland, btw?
>>153741964I’m a 28 year old boomer :(
>>153742046iltaa. it is. I'm on sick leave, so more hockey for me.
>>153741672Is this some pro wrestling trick where they tarp off 2/3rds of the arena and call it a sellout?
>>153742049>I'm a Looker>I'm a Gooner>I'm a Lennial Boomer
>>153741993put another way, you could have watched all those movies and padded your gpa at the same time.>>153742015this is a problem with mental discipline in general. professors are also struggling with students who can't read a whole book. at some point campuses are going to fully switch to live interrogations to nullify technological crutches and force attention.
>>153741965For me, it was East Asian studies
>>153742050Do you go to Liiga games or do you prefer to watch them on TV? How different are they from NHL games?
How he king with no ring?
>>153742060>campuses are going to fully switch to live interrogationsWhat do you mean?
>>153742071I had a season ticket last season, but this season it's just been a game here and there. The skill gap is obviously very wide, so the game looks slower and sloppier, but I want to support the local team.
>7pm listed start time>15 minutes of pregame trade deadline discussionIm fucking sick of garys fucking faggot shit
>>153741976God I envy you fratbros
>>153742103Isn't the pregame discussion supposed to happen before the game officially starts?
>>153742085Grades coming entirely from handwritten in-person exams and direct interactions with the people running the classes, testing on content you can't make AI summarise etc.>>153742065Like you took it for fun or it was an easy credits novelty?
>>153742111you'd think.
and I want to know have I gone too far?have I sunk to a brand new low?and I want to know if I've gone too farcause I've lost all my self control
>>153742103The real problem is that Gary can't convince networks to carry a half hour of pre-game shit starting at 6:30
jackies scarrrrrr
>>153742118It is like that in Finland? Or games start on time?
>>153742103Anthems, ceremonies, and other rituals are all part of the game.
/hoc/'s Jackies :)
>missed.my former favorite rags players so i could listen james duthie and friends jerk each other off.
>Edmonton Oilers forward Zach Hyman and his family are the primary NHL-affiliated owners of an OHL team, having purchased the Brantford Bulldogs in January 2025. >Hyman, along with his father Stuart and brother Spencer, took over ownership from former owner Michael Andlauer.i bet this jew's gonna somehow own half the nhl far in to the future
kulikov back and tipping own goals already.>>153742132they start on time.
would you ever try to injure an opponent?
>rags
>rags13 FUCKING SECONDS
>>153742144too bad their promised land is being pounded by iran
>>153742148No
>>153742146
>>153742166Jackies leading the league in goals by defensepersons!
time for some high quality hockey
>>153741596SOEX is one of the best rinks I have ever visited with the BC Hockey Hall of Fame. Went to a couple of games there just to hang out in the spring in Penticton. Been digging watching the Vees lay waste to the Dub this year on Victory Plus and hoping to get out to a game maybe in a couple of weeks time.
>>153742008Huomenta Pekka <3
>>153742178get the puck to werenski, that kid's got it all!oh shit he's still out!
>>153742189<3
>>153742148Whatever it takes to win.
the hockey fujos found out about mitchell marner it's over
>>153742148Absolutely, when it matters
Does Helsinki has the best hockey teams in Finland or it is more evenly spread between them and Espoo, Tampere, Vantaa, Oulu, Turku and so on?
>laffs
>>153742113Former
>>153742205Helsinki, Vantaa and Espoo can be considered one region, and they haven't had the best team in quite a while. Tampere has two solid teams, so that'd be my choice for the best hockey city. Oulu and Turku haven't been good in a while either, despite having above average salaries.
>>153742205Ilves is their best team
Just added a packet of watermelon liquid IV to my half gallon bottle of water :) stay hydrated bros! >laffs >rags
>>153742249Based! I’ve always wanted to get an ivy drip. I’ll have to settle for Pocari sweat
>all these southern hemisphere flagsheated rivalry killed /hoc/
This is the first time I've been able to listen to a Bruins game live since fucking Janree.LET'S GOOOOOOI am trying to write a journal paper so this all a bit scrambled but whatever it's fucking Friday
>>153742260Peru seems ok. He asks legitimate questions.
>>153742268I like Peru. Reminds me of Canada.
>>153742268he want's to suck your cock
LFG
>>153742274Who doesnt
This is the first time I didn’t ask
SCAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR
PENS SCAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR
>>153742268I like him and hope he sticks around :)
>>153742202the hockey fujos knew about marner/matthews 43 years ago. that ship is old and busted.
why the fuck would dahlin even do that, what was he thinking
>>153742260canadian gatekeeping killed /hoc/
>>153742236>>153742240Go Ilves them. You know, it would be cool if foreign teams got to play in the NHL. Like a mini league of the best NHL teams vs the best teams of Sweden, Finland and so on.
>>153742313It's up to us to protect the game.
>>153742273I used to be a Canadian like you, then my leaf fell off.
>>153742317like a club world cup in soccer. only problem probably is that the NHL season is so long, that there's nowhere to put it.
both from novokuznetsk, and both shit this season. coincidence? I don't think so.
>>153742323protect from what? new fans? man you are full of shit>>153742326kek
>>153742338Bob looks so fucking sad man....
any decent trades yet
>>153742345.873 would make you sad, too
>>153742353wolf out of cantgary
>>153742329>The NHL season typically lasts 8 to 9 months, running from late September (preseason) through mid-June (Stanley Cup Final). The regular season consists of 82 games per team, running from early October to mid-April. The playoffs then run for about two months, ending in early-to-mid June.That's quite a long time. What happens on /hoc/ between July and Septemer?I hope I can get to watch the Stanley Cup game. It looks like is the biggest event of the year for ice hockey.
>>153742353bunting to stars for 3rd round pick
>>153742353gretzky to the kings
>>153742339No, to protect it from nu-fans
>>153742362it's a best of 7 series. you'll get your chances.
speaking of academics
>>153742362>What happens on /hoc/ between July and Septemer?Calgary Flames discussion.
can someone let me know if this is the milds year
>>153742338>russian goaltending
>>153742302wrong. the shorks girlies want him swimming with their prettyboys.
>>153742385Nah
>>153742385gotta beat the stars and the avs in succession just to make it to the conference final. going to be tough.
at work desu
>>153742375apparently when it was the kids' time to pick which book they wanted they all picked Macklin's favourite book :3
The laffs and rags are both bad
>>153742395Sorry bro
>>153742396i wish macklin read heated rivalry to me
>>153742388oh, i'm sure they would. just saying they already knew about him.i wonder if they're into the implicit drama of him being on one of the designated hated teams now.
>>153742396Cute :3
JEN!
>>153742396what do they have on their heads?
>>153742417sharks
gary reads to me
>>153742396my kid here wants to join
>mfw I will never be a high school hockey chad:(
>>153742434maybe next year anon, he's not quite at that reading level. Also he's sniffling a lot and I think poses a health risk to the class
>>153742439What's high school ice hockey like?
>laffs trade and and scratch a bunch of players>some dude gets moved up from the 3rd line to the 1st line>he scores 2 goals in 2 games as a result of moving up>hurrrr where was that all season pal, why werent you doing that from the 4th line bud, youre a dawg and the league thinks guys like you are a jokeJeff O'Neil is a fucking faggot.
>>153742454https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzhSpdPqexY
>>153742459he sure is a clown
>>153742454Irrelevant everywhere except Minnesota for some reason.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ihtoEpbhIs
new scrubs is good
>>153742471sir this is /hoc/
>>153742454My nephews played in hockey leagues in elementary and middle school and were literally scouted and recruited by a private high school to play hockey for them. And they all hope to be scouted into one of the pro leagues>spoiler: they aren't
geno just lost his mind
>>153742454Very gay.Some Canadian even wrote a book about it.
>two hand chop straight to the race The fuck's going on in hockey right now
>>153742474true. new diablo season next week bro on tuesday
wtf malkin you done son
so who are the bad guys tonight?
>>153742474scrubs is /hoc/ related
>>153742459not first time in the league history when finn is used in wrong place, do they even check what kind of player they are getting?
>>153742481face*
Jeez never seen Malkin seethe like that.
malkin chimpout
Evgeni Chimpkin
crazy
>>153742486leafsrangersflyerspenguins panthersbruinslightning islanders
>>153742471I stopped watching it when the new cast was introduced in the later seasons. Can I just start the new season despite that?
is malkin on nofap?
>>153742486sabres
Welp, Malkin's getting suspended.
>>153742500>kongs>not the bad guysbit sussy lad
>>153742507yeah of course
>>153742500https://youtu.be/h8VaqQrCmXM?si=iYutHuWHeXlSEMuV
>Malkin thwacking elves
>>153742531swedes are just the opposite
penguins...
why even have a stick if you can't hit people in the head with it
>>153742536This twink ain't no viking
>>153742462>2015 was 11 years ago>>153742465>Irrelevant everywhere except Minnesota for some reasonNot even in Canada?>>153742475Do they still play hockey or do they play other sports nowadays?
my penguins :(
>>153742547has he considered lifting a weight
>>153742547well no shit since vikings in general are made up lie, hes filthy german
>>153742548the smaller one got crushed by a hit and witched to tennis (still plays) the other one a knee injury and pretty much dropped sports altogether. he's an apprentice electrician now
>pongs
only shit teams today
>>153742548>Not even in Canada?No, up here you get to fuck off from school for half the day to play hockey if there's even a chance you might get drafted.
These ESPN commentators are so fucking stupid, christ almighty. Both of them were swearing up and down that would for sure get called back.
>>153742454https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTh7w9ARn/
every national game ive watched this season turns into a clown show like thisyou would swear its on purpose
>>153742454like this leafs vs rangers game
My Sabies :)
PAIN
Imagine my level of comfy rn
>>153742434kek
>>153742621soup and sandwich level
mammies mammies
>>153742621So comfy I forgot pic
>sabres - pens game has 3 short handed goals and it's not even half over
>>153742617PUSH
>>153742636That looks really comfy.
sigh.
How bad does one have to be to lose to Toronto?
>>153742462Love this guy he's hilarious
Our Jackies SCAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR
>>1537425482022 ok?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XW9MJD9Nssw
>>153742638Dabres games are a trip, brih
>>153742640Ty my leafy friend
>russian goaltendingis getting really tiresome
do we have webm of malkin's attempted murder?
>>153742667You'd get banned for posting it.
>>153742667>>153742587
>>153742264its thursday bro
the new york sirens just did something i have never seen before in my life and hope to never see again #girlmath
malkin did nothing wrong
>>153742686don't know how i missed that.i like that the gloves come off after.
>>153742692everything the pens do is wrong
not a great evening for the pongs
MY SPUDS
>>153742688Thursday fucking sucked. Friday's better, wake up early and enjoy it
you gotta punch him in the visor
My penguins ):
Wow, great defense Erik!Very cool!
is owen power good?
where's that guy with the dabres webm
>>153742739bust
>>153742739With a name like that how could he not be.
how many games does malkin get
Owen White Power
>>153742739who?
>>153739030>BUSTIEwhat did they mean by this?
>>153742739I prefer Steve Bennett
Sent an email to tsn telling them to get that fat fuck jeff oneil off my television screen
>>153742739if he was good at drinking he would be Owen Plower
now this is comfy
getting chippy in pittsburgh
any more trades?
>>153742758Matthews got two games for a much softer stick to the face of Dahlin.
remember when a guy fell to his death at a penguins game earlier this year and everyone forgot about it
>>153742888wtf? how? where did he fall to?
>>153742854mackinnon to mtl
So now that Nicolas Roy is from from Toronto who are we pretending to call Marners now
>>153742908Back to reality
>>153742908hell just kidding he was already in pittsburgh...
>>153742952>>153742975I’ll get me coat
>>153742908https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eN21YKWaJIQ&t=4s
>>153742975@grok explain this joke
don't watch much other hockey. just canucks games. watching pens and sabres. So this is how it is supposed to be played?
are albertans usually this red?
>>153742998pens can be bullied into freaking out
>>153742998um no
>>153742998I'm also watching our expansion friends, gonna be fun supporting them in the playoffs.
>>153743010this could be considered racist
>>153743010It's because he has spent the last month getting exposed
I thought they said this is a "buyer's" market?
>>153743057imagine getting this look after dropping your trousers
>>153743025As someone who lived through Bertuzzi and McSorley that was absolutely nothing.
>>153743010saaaaaaaaaaar
>>153743010kek. bitch-made faggot-ass softpusy
>>153743071we tried, but you wouldn't believe what people were offering. We also just ran out of time. We do have some extensions to announce though...
>>153743086delete this
How much are the Dabres gonna overpay to re-acquire this fucker?
>>153742831I hear the new game is also good
>>153743101nobody wants to go to the sabres
pens gonna pens. can we get stuart skinner out of this hell already. i very much care about him as a fellow edmontonian.
>>153742985>Fan falls from PPG, Paints Arena.
>>153743072better than this I guess
>>153743101The Sabres are retarded
>>153743113Unless Gary tells them they want to...
the pens should trade Chinakhov so they do not have to wear these yellow jerseys anymore
>>153743122are skinner dinners still available?
>>153743086What the fuck is Bouchard doing there?
>>153743131>>153743057what happened to her?
>>153743142What does he have to do with them
>>153743153what McSecondPlace told him to do
>>153743108Same, I've only played a couple RE games but honestly the new one made em want to finally go through them.
>>153743148>Canadian cuisineIt's grim up there
>>153743154anorexic and loves the attention people give her for thinking she's anorexic
>laffs>ragstruly a battle of the ages
>>153743155being the source of their yellow fever
>>153743183Good. Total fattie death
>>153743148>>153743179you now remember they failed to sign Kuzmenko because of a dinner out at Joey's
Kek how did I miss this, your president is unhingedhttps://youtu.be/uGueVFiIVkM
>>153743206Trump wants Canada.Speaking of that, let's say the whole of Canada joins the US. How does that affect hockey?
>>153743227We would inherit bad hockey players like McDavid and MacKinnon.
jesus christ.
The Columbus Blue Jackets
If you want Canadian hockey, you'd have to consult Shannon first. Sorry, I don't make the rules.
my jackies :)
>>153743227>let them ruin our country with their faggotry tooNo.
>>153743267
>>153743227IIHF would probably keep separate Canadian and American teams to keep things interesting/profitable. Olympics would be a joke however
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OIAnRDYm7_I
>>153743266Hockey hasn't made Shannon happy in years. Gary gives no care to what that smug prick from Abbotsford thinks.
****TRADE ALERT*****PERRON FROM THE SENS TO THE RED WINGS
how in the heck did THAT stay out
nothing but a 4th rounder in return, to a divisional rival toohave the sens given up?
>Hearing McDavid and Jarry to Toronto for Matthews and Woll
>>153743408canadiancurler.jpg
my broons can't lose to the preds >:(
*****TRADE ALERT*****MY DICK TO YOUR BUTT
>>153742985mamie bah deserves my bwc
>>153743445b-but we're both boys
ermmm what did they mean by this?
>>153743391>>153743411Yzerplan bros...We are Eating GOOD Tonight!
>>153743267true!
>ruins
>>153743445lol rekt
What is Hyman's first name? Buster?
>>153743509Poppa
>>153743507>>153743507>>153743507NEW
>>153739062>https://apps.apple.com/us/app/kstp-5-minneapolis-st-paul-mn/id546024067what dis is
