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Kangz Edition
>>153739030
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*****TRADE ALERT****
MY FIST TO YOUR FACE
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But can they hold onto the lead?
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Go Bruins!
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tage thompson is tall and handsome
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TYLER MYERS HAS BEEN TRADED
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BUT IT. DID. NOT. GO!
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>>153743536
he has also married and reproduced
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>>153743543
for what? a bucket of pucks?
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>>153743507
Hell yeah my favorite Iron Maiden song is Phantom of the Opera.
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>Sens vs Flames
>Only 2 shots in the first 8 minutes
Wtf
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>>153743561
hockey is hard
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>>153743558
>DiAnno era
Dumbass
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*****TRADE ALERT*****
MY THUMB TO YOUR MOM’S COOTER
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>>153743558
For me? It's Hallowed Be Thy Name.
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>>153743584
my mom is 65 and has had too much plastic surgery
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If you like hockey, do you like metal bands?
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>>153743584
anon pls
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>>153743583
I thought Scandinavians had good taste in metal.
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>>153743583
>he thinks you can rock without substance abuse
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>>153743607
I need to get more into metal but there is a big overlap
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>>153743603
she's gonna need more in the morning iykwim
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>>153743607
no i like hardcore gangsta rap
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Gonna be a nice summer
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>>153743616
Do they?
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>>153743616
that swede recommended me man o war
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>>153743640
we've gone over this, bieber is NOT a rapper.
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>laffs
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>>153743616
For fans yes. But for players as far as I know Tuukka Rask was the only outspoken metalhead player.
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>laffs
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mika choke
KWAB
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I can't skate :(
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>ruin3
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>laff5
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>>153743703
Can you see the puck?
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badtthews has 1 goal in 13 games
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>>153743641
September seventeeeeeeeeen for a girl I know it's mother's day
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Zibanejad made up for it
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>laffs
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>laffs
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>laff5
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come on you kitties
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>laff5
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>>153743616
Pretty sure they use steel just like everyone else
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>>153743703
neither can I :(
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>>153743710
yeah but only on slow motion replays and I have to squint real hard
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>>153743714
For me it's "Escape is at Hand for the Traveling Man"
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>>153743616
the mailman doesnt but i do. top 5 bands of all time:

1. deftones
2. sum 41
3. alien ant farm
4. disturbed
5. alice in chains
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Why do so many metal bands release one or two good albums and then start sucking? Mastodon, Baroness, The Sword, the list goes on.
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>>153743727
why are there more panturd fans in Columbus than there are in Sunrise?
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>>153743743
based deftones enjoyer
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>>153743758
they have fans everywhere
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>>153743743
>1. deftones
queer. rest of them are good except (((disturbed)))
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>>153743727
did my rat tip that goal in?
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>>153743741
based
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>Rags are beating the fucking >laffs
Steve Dangle is gonna have a melty.
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>blu3 jack3ts
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>>153743727
TKD

>>153743758
Because Americans can resist a bandwagon
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>>153743768
Did any of those "fans" watch the Stanley Cup Finals 3 years ago?
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>>153743760
TIIIME
WE DISCOVER THE ENTRY
TO OTHER PLANES

>>153743773
i love his unhinged political rants on facebook actually
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meow meow :)
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>BREAKING: Auston Matthews has been traded to the Tijuana Lounge Lizards
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>>153743776
nope
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>>153743792
says the cuck that has to root for Americans because of 1993.
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>ruins
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sick goal for "jaroslav smeller"
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my broons :(
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no goal
>>153743796
probably not
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>pulling the goalie at 5 minutes
All the more time to play in shame
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2014
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>>153743838
forgot this
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my jackies :)
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/hoc/'s Jackies :)
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TUSKS UP
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>>153743888
checked
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>senaturds losing to the fumes
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>>153743535
>>153743706
>>153743480

how the fuck are we losing to the (child and animal sexual) Predators
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Reminder that Pitt/Buff was the hyped game for today...
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meow meow :(
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kitties sure fell off a cliff this year huh
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>laffs
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>laff6
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>Buffalo and Tampa have the same amount of points in the East
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>>153743939
which is weird considering how hyped up they were in september
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Rangers are going to win a regulation game at home
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Hey guys, stepped away to grab a coffee
is the laffs game still tied 2-2, really hoping they can win one after this streak.
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>>153743907
They traded away their dead weights for draft capital.
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>matt coronato broke his own stick, then tripped and fell on his broken stick
looney tunes hockey
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lindy ruff is the last coach to take the sabres to the playoffs
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>go buy a snack
>suddenly it's 2-6
>gay parole still hasn't scored
man
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jackies are 1 point behind bombston and 3 behind the islanders with a game in hand
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>>153743966
it's way too late for coffee wtf are you doin bro
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>>153743963
>weird how hyped they were before their captain and best player got hurt
No shit sherlock
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>Hearing Ryan O'Reilly has refused to waive his non-existant NTC
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the leafs are losing on purpose right???
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>>153743997
at the very least the rest of the roster should have stepped up
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>>153743996
gotta get a roll up bro
plus I got a decaff :D
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were fucking getting blown out by the fucking RAGS
THE FUCKING RAGS
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS "FRANCHISE"
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>>153744017
nah it's just classic
>laffs
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rock bottom laffs
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Maybe they should move the Maple Leafs out of Toronto
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>Kitties are most likely not making it to the playoffs
>Bolts are on a losing streak
Florida is fucking collapsing
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>>153743907
it's a miracle this team has an over 50% win rate. they should be rebuilding
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>>153744032
Their pick is top-5 protected
Maybe they're tanking for a RHD
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>>153744047
finally
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>>153744019
I mean they went to the finals 3 years in a row. Theyre probably just out of gas. That and all the injuries didnt help.
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The leafs are unwatchable, they’re not even worth discussing.
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My penguins ):
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there always has to be a sacrificial shit toronno team, 2024 it was the jays, 2025 it was the craps, 2026 its the laffs
just how it goes
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>>153743916
DABRES :DDDD
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>>153744047
Just like my islanders
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>>153744047
>kitties draft Mckenna
>Florida dominates for another decade
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>>153744068
it was close at first
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>>153744075
don't leak the script, intern
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Perron to Detroit is the single move Yzerman is going to make this deadline.
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lotta big games tomorrow
we’re eatin good fellas
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>>153743713
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>>153744091
Gary let me leak it
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Canucks will lose the draft lottery
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What should I get for dinner tomorrow?
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>EDINAWINSLOL
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>>153744161
One of the best days in a long time
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>>153744188
Chinese or Barbecue
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>rags
>finally manage to win a game at home since november
>still in last place
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>>153744188
Teriyaki steak.
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>>153744188
spaghetti
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>>153744161
it's strange that friday will have good games. normally gary hates fridays
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>>153744206
based krakhead
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The Blue Jackets, who are out of the playoff picture, have the same amount of points as the Knights who are first in the Pacific
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>>153744202
jen
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muh teds
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>>153744233
they've also won 3 more games than them
fucking garypoints I swear
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>>153744233
They are only a point out of a wildcard spot.
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>>153744233
nobody in the pacific should make playoffs
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buffalo vs dallas cup
wwyd
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>>153744244
post cock and balls in his honor
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>>153744270
BASED
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>>153744233
We finna boutta yoink a wc slot desu
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Thank God tomorrow is Friday
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>>153744270
Buffalo wins the cup in overtime on a very controversial call.
Make it happen.
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>>153744270
buffalo 100%
i already see elliot rodgerson too much
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good lord what is happening in there
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>>153744188
baked potatoes, meatballs with onion bits, lingonberry jam and a pint of 3% milk
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>>153744047
INTO THE SEA
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>>153744337
>this nigga lives in an IKEA
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>>153744327
Islanders Hockey
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>>153744290
you're welcome
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>>153744188
Kraft dinner and hotdog
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oh my god nyquist finally scored a goal
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Blue jackets should make the cannon their main logo. This would get them into the playoffs
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>>153744188
sketti
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Finally, Sens got a goal.
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ITS NOT FUCKING FAIR
no one gives a FUCK about 90% of the teams, but when they play against the >laffs they all try as hard as they can to win even if they want to fucking tank.
Just because its teh le ebic to troll the leafs
GARY SAVE US
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>>153744209
>>153744381
I could go for some yummy chicken parm with vodka sauce and plenty of spaghetti
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>>153744401
Suffah >laffs fag
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Stutzle just got clotheslined
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Huomenta but the opposite
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I bought Stefano sauce for my spaghetti. It was made by Stefano himself
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>>153744421
the money you spend on storebought sauces you could spend on solid household ingredients and make your own sauce that doesnt have a bunch of unhealthy artifical shit
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Why are there a bunch of green dudes watching the Sens vs Flames game?
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>>153744432
If I cared about that I wouldn’t be making goyslop parm
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>>153744443
Hockey is for everyone chud
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>>153744432
Stefano doesnt use artifical ingredients
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>>153744443
gleep glorp nigga
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>>153744432
only campbells brags about being 3d printed food for poors
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>>153744421
joey?
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>>153744481
mama roo?
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>>153744401
>GARY SAVE US
Hamilton expansion is inevitable
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>>153744504
joey stefano isn't a marsupial as far as i know
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>>153744233
It's called being in an actually good division and having to work for the playoffs
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MY sabies
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Falling asleep to the sound of rain outside :)
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How in the hell is Korpisalo even still in the NHL?
Send him DOWN
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is this picture what anon was referencing when he said the fujos discovered marner or is this yet more phresh content?
also i never realized he was a pocket boyfriend
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sighh,,, mcdavid used to be cool with"mcjesus" until the whole carney thing happened.
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>chris burke
used to be an asstro with that name, they tried forcing him into the killer b's meme but he sucked
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Teen burger is only $5! What a deal
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>>153744599
hell yeah brotherman
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>>153744616
you're gonna have to provide more context
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>>153744606
That guy with beard used to play for the Sharks
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>>153744630
Carney is a rootless cosmopolitan banker trying to cloak himself in the culture of Alberta
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wow winnipeg destroyed Tampa. even though my stupid antenna can barely display 20 fps which made it a brutal experience. thats the Hellebuyck I remember from the GOLD MEDAL WIN FOR TEAM USA

a couple threads back about the Matthews v McDavid Mc Don Don's commercial, it bums me out we won't get those in the USA. but we get 4 card pokeman packs so we got that going for us.
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tampa bay more like suck and gay
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predditors are blowing it
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>>153744639
I think he's Macklin's hockey dad still?
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Kek Canucks 43 pts
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>>153744642
but he's from edmonton and probably grew up an oiler fan
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>>153744617
He got.... JOKERED?
Loosest butthole in the crowd right there
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>>153744606
i see marner learned to hide his horse teeth quite well
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islanders look like utter shit
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>>153744668
Weak pp
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>>153744661
What part of "rootless cosmopolitan" don't you understand?
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Bow down to the new king of the Atlantic
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>>153744642
many believe his skate with the oilers during the '25 season cursed the team
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>ruins
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>>153744602
Remember the 85 save playoff game? I miss those days
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>>153744702
this is truly heinous lmao
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>>153744702
i remember when putin skated with some russian team
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>>153744702
I would gladly cut off my right arm if everything east of Thunder Bay sunk into the ocean
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this kings islanders game has gotta be one of the worst games ive watched in a couple months
kongs fans how do you do it
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they had a good rally at the end but looking alive at that point is just not enough. </3
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if sam bennett happens to see this know you're not welcome in okotoks, alberta. bitchmade fag.
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>>153743939
They are tired and want to go to bed. They went to the finals three years in a row
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>>153744790
Do you hear the cannons behind you? They're coming.
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>>153744298
>lost my pet ferret in 99 after No Goal
>Sabres win on bullshit call
It'd be for you Black Bandit.
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you're fucking nothing to me /hoc/
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>>153744869
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ANDOVER ROBBED
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we need more men
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Sens, please don't blow this lead like the last game.
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>>153744869
But you are everything to me (:
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GO KANGS GO
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*****TRADE ALERT*****
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muh KANGS WINNIN THE CUP
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>>153744702
>>153744616
He's trying to stop them from seceding lmfao
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go kongs go
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>>153744869
You should go get a teen burger you will feel better
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*whiny bitch voice*
We have a trade to announce
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*****TRADE ALERT*****
AIDS-FILLED TURKEY BASTER TO YOUR RECTUM
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>>153744904
My GM wants to trade men for boys
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Lmao Celebrini has almost twice as many point than Bedard
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>>153745018
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I wonder who's the worst player in Nhl atm?
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>>153745046
Matthews
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>We are adding one (1) second back to the clock
>Islanders score
lmao
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>>153744823
c-cannons?
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>>153745046
our melanated friend darnell
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The Connors comercials are just Bedard job searching, he knows he isnt cut out for the NHL
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>>153745046
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>>153745067
There is clearly bad ice back there. JT Miller also has some trouble
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>>153745018
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>>153745083
acknowledging that would mean giving up “haha nigger bad”
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>>153745083
>>153745100
he has a big toolbox but no tools
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>>153744925
that better be a man
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DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FLAMES LOSE
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Lol
Lames
Lmao even
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my sennies :)
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Nurse is actually a decent defender when you play a man to man system but in 2023 Vegas exposed the Oilers' man to man coverage so hard they spent thr first quarter of 2023-24 forcing some meme zone coverage before backing off to something more standard and going on a run
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wtf is happening to my botls
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>>153745211
>n
it's called comeuppance anon >:|
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>>153745211
>Kucherov doesn't score 3 points
>lose

Many such cases
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>>153745211
They want to see Buffalo complete their miracle season as much as the rest of us.
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Krakens vs Sabres would be the best finals. Make it happen Gary
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Wow
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>>153745441
what a game
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>>153745447
interesting
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>>153745296
Oilers - Canes 20 year anniversary kino THANK YOU GARY :)
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>>153745296
the interns are taking note
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Connar Garland actually got traded
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i'm gonna watch willmack ship videos on tiktok before bed
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mckenna-kane dynamic duo can't wait fuck ep40 and his little friends
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>>153745447
Columbus is building a team of agitators.
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>>153745585
he's actually bigger in person
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>>153745567
Gn <3
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>>153745585
>wanting evander kane on your team
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>>153745620
Night night fren <3
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Your new Stanley cup winner
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>at my local ice rink tonight
>doing some light hockey practice but mostly just having fun skating around
>go take my jacket off and leave it with the rest of my stuff
>some cute asian girls sitting nearby call out and stop me
>they say I'm really good
>they smile and laugh as they say they were watching me
>I smile back but don't really know how respond to compliments so I just say "oh thanks that's kind"
>they ask if can do any jumps or spins
>tell them I can
>they ask if I can show them
>tell them there's too many people on the for me to feel comfortable doing any but tell them there's lessons if they want to learn
>excuse myself and get back on the ice
Were they trying to flirt I'm legit retarded
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>>153745682
download grindr my guy, you're gay
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its pretty amazing how much more retarded that bald swedish faggot is compared to ken holland.
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>>153745716
I skate for hockey not figure skating you retard
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>>153745716
>>153745759
this rivalry is getting a little too heated for me lads
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>>153745046
remember when swedes unironically thought elias pettershit was going to be a franchise player because he had one good season on meme ice at timra?
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>>153745735
The GM is also Swedish and bald. Coincidence?
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>>153745632
Indeed
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Why are canadians allowed to post here after their country was disgraced in the winter olympics?
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>>153745799
It's wierd.. with his big head he should be a super smart player
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>>153745830
/hoc/ is sports limbo and this is their penance
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>>153745799
he was so good then. but other than that hes just not a good player. sure he had that 100 point season but talk about fluke. i think its just time to accept that what he is now is who he actually is. thank god my team isnt paying him 11.6 atleast
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Every team Luke Schenn goes to dies
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>>153745851
Sad
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>>153745830
this is the worst general on this board, you're in the containment cell
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BREAKING NEWS CONOR GARLAND GOT TRADED
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what is the least ruinous way on my wallet to play nhl 26
(yes i am aware its shit)
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>>153745930
Yeah we know
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>>153745966
nhl 94 romhacks
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Nicolas Roy and Jason Dickinson (who Allvin traded along with a 2nd round pick to take the cap hit) each got a 1st round pick while the Canucks ONLY got a 2nd and 3rd round pick for Connor Garland signed long term... not too excited.
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>>153746022
Are they handing out asian girls free with jerseys up there
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"""Buyer's market"""
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>>153746076
More like retard market
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>>153746022
>the only attractive canadian chicks are asian
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>>153746099
Seems light
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>>153746099
Oh man I really fucking hate that one and I don't even follow Washington.
Hope it's bullshit.
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>>153746076
No one is saying this, dumbass
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>>153746110
Why
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>>153746115
Are you retarded
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>>153746117
RHD with 37 even strength points in 55 games
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>>153746099
What a fucking retarded move. Ducks see a glimpse of success and throws it all away. Grim

>>153746110
He's literally 40 years old.
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>>153746099
caps makin out like bandits
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>>153746119
Are you? That's a low first for a franchise face who 18 years into his career is still putting up consistent numbers.
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>>153746137
Retard
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carlson is fuckin hurt bros
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>>153746140
Why would Elliot freidjew post something fake
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>>153746151
He said Parayko to Buffalel like it was a sure thing before it fell apart because Parayko is a moody little bitch faggot that needs to go to a large sunbelt market like Gary intended.
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>>153746148
Full participant in practice and Anaheim can annul the trade if he fails his physical.
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Sabres fan. Explain to me what I should expect with Logan Stanley and Luke Schenn.
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>>153745064
The Jackets are coming
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Sharks should have got Corey Perry to mentor Celebrini
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>>153746143
You dont give a 1st for a 40 year old. Especially on a young rebuild team thats just finding its feet in the league. You just dont do that. Well played by the Capitals, they know how to run business.
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>>153746189
so he can learn to scratch his balls 10 different ways ? corey perry should seek christ.
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>>153746203
much better
>>153746200
a late 1st rounder, sven twinkteam bandwagoner
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>>153746213
Don't seethe at me because you got fleeced.
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Parayko refused to go to Buffalo. He literally said fuck you I'm not going to Buffalo
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>>153746226
Well yeah. if they don't win the cup you're stuck living in BUFFALO
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>>153746187
well yeah, aventchally at like the end of the month. frankly I don't think they have what it takes
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>>153746238
I must believe cause eventually all the bad luck will end... Right?
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Blue jackets need to change their ugly ass logo if they expect to win
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>>153746244
yeah following a sports team is tyrannical circus of mental gymnastics. we're all in this together.
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>>153746226
What a nice guy, saving Buffalo from having to watch his garbage play
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>>153746251
Pettershit destroyed the team
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>>153746251
>when you brap so stinky it clear the whole roster
peterpan-sama i kneel
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/hoc/ always says they love stay at home defensemen but then nobody ever watches your nikita zadorovs or your colton paraykos or your zac bolducs
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Shannon loves midget hockey players. He is probably in tears because of Garland being traded
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bro wtf is the canucks roster gonna look like
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>>153746291
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43 days until the playoffs start
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>>153746279
I wish Parayko had stayed at home instead of going to Italy
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>>153746291
Arshdeep 2.0
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>>153746310
Mystery Nuckas
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March 26 is Autism Acceptance night in Vancouver
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>>153746184
john scott & josh gorges as the 3rd pair
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>>153746371
Yes we CAN
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he's quite stylish
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>>153746291
McKenna and the Ruck twins
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>>153746485
Jackies going to love him. He is an absolute demon with a mini stick
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>>153746485
'least he won't get his jugular slit with his little turtleneck
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>>153746485
the only guy to ever really get under the oilers' skin. see you in valhalla sweet prince.
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>>153746511
he moves to quickly to the dirty areas for that. guy is small but he is hard as fuck.
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going to miss Garly

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zEs3a2ePc80
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>>153746332
call up Chase Wouters lol
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>>153746291
them and Abby have games tomorrow. I am thinking about going to the Abby game just for the lolz. They are equally crap this year.
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What’s his fucking problem?
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>>153746681
fucking hell the man can't catch a break. reminds me a little of my pondhockey days
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>>153746650
He kek'd when everyone else jej'd
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My nuckies :)
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>>153746727
I was listening to the donnie and dhali podcast and craig button was saying that players don't want to play in vancouver because of how management is treating the players (such as asking myers to waive his ntc when he took less money to have it)
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>>153746681
my best canuck memory of him:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oyhNnQsjLdE
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>>153746761
I guess he's an artiste
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>>153746650
He came, he saw, he destroyed a potential cup winner by trading for the worst 3rd pair in the entire NHL.

After a spring and a 1st round playoff exit at the hands of Stanley and Schenn every Buffalo fan will beg for the return of Adams and curse the name of Kekäläinen.

Why he chose to take a huge dump on his own face is a Finnish mystery, and a lesson for other franchises. Don't let Finns near the wheel.
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>>153746808
Dude so true
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>>153746808
Puke Schenn won't even play
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Accodding to slovak media simon nemec goes to the sharks
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>>153747351
they pray he gets traded at least
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dawn of the last day

eight hours remain
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>>153748591
christ he's so small and insignificant
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hoc more like GAY LOL LMAO
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>>153748631
Kek and LMFAO ROFL
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>>153743628
>he thinks they really do drugs
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Woke up to see our Jackies made a move last night :)
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>>153748689
They got Conor Garland. He is the one that got McDavid legit pissed and suspended
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>>153748726
>scrappy manlet
good for the 3rd line
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>>153748726
Based
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Could the knights miss the playoffs?
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We watching ‘lanche and stars tonight /hoc/?
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https://youtu.be/OQdVSis0i3U
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@Windy
This could be you mate. We just need to get you voice changing software and a model
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>>153744075
he's an emotional bitch
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Jobs numbers looking like shit
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>>153748842
I wish
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Shant be watching the poopalanche
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>>153748923
I'm jobbing at you right now
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>>153746281
Nathan Gerbe had the heart of a lion
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I'm watching the Ducks tonight
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nylander is still on my fucking team...
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The oilers should teach tristan jarry muay thai
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Waiting for my turn to do my daily report so I can go take my morning Marner but people won't stop fucking yapping.
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>>153748854
That’s the game of the night to me. The kitties are too shit to get excited over
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Claire Hanna is a rocket
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>>153748923
just like my flyers
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>>153749039
There's always next century well win in 2149
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someone take petterson already
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>>153749039
Time is flat fucking circle
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I'm waiting on Canadanon's report. Shut the fuck up.
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Da Blackhawks :)
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>>153749050
50% retention and maybe some team will take him
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how to speedrun becoming a multimillionaire:
1: be a billionaire
2: get divorced
3: profit
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>>153748995
We're ready for your report now
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>>153749075
>7 years of nearly 6 mil in dead cap
Only the truely retarded pull that trigger
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why didn't the clubbies sign derek ryan
he's a mormon
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>>153749091
Morning Marner was smooth and a little fiery. No doubt because of the Mexican I had yesterday
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>>153749131
What was his name haha
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It’s up
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>>153749150
My crappies chances way too high without Dowd or Carlson
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>>153749150
>laffs
>rags
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>>153749150
>laffs
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I'm on Planet Retool right now
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>John Carlson has been traded to the Duck - TSN Hockey
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>>153749169
Old news
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>>153749150
3% chance our Jackies win the cup :)
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>>153749150
i'm going to need the oilers to start tanking a little bit
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>0G 3A in his last 5 games
Shouldn't have had all that pasta in Milano, Auston.
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>>153749150
Thanks for posting these daily anon, I appreciate it.

My heart is slightly warmer seeing that the Bruins aren't beyond hope. I just want to see them go all the way before I fucking die
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>>153749175
Coach Bones was available at the start of the season and they could have been second in the Metro
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>>153749169
One duck?
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>>153749184
Dios mio... el goblino de anaheim...
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1967
1993
2014
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>>153749189
Evason is a fucking terrorist
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>>153749184
he just needs a generational talent on his line
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>>153749220
>ynr Brad Larsen stiffling development of Kent Johnson and Cole Sillinger
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They got Howie Mandel on SN
Fucking GAY
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>>153749271
maybe you're new but /hoc/ is a tsn board
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>>153749247
Vincent too :(
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>>153749279
I also like tsn better but I was watching the highlights on shartnet
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>>153749150
I’ll be so pissed if the kraken make playoffs over the sharks
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>watching sportsnet on deadline day
ishygddt
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>>153749205
5974 reasons you remain obsessed
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>>153749304
gross is that the latest friedman podcast?
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>>153749225
erm, isn't he supposed to be the generational talent???
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>laffs
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I can already tell he just wants to go home and eat 19 to 23 sour keys
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>>153749184
They call him 007
0G 0A 7GP
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>>153749328
Huh? M-Me, O-Dog?
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I'm going to get certified to work in the nhlpa and slowly work my way up until I get enough power to be able to remove no trade clauses, wish me luck bros
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>>153749328
he'll be fine after a few harvey's burgers
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>>153749358
Jen
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>>153749376
What's your current religion and willingness to convert to Judaism?
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If i get the word of a potential riot against management im taking the first flight
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>>153749401
I miss the hongcouver riots, the leafsies would never
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>>153749413
They'd have to make the SCF. Hell, the ECF is out of reach.
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>>153749433
I member I was a little kid when Sundin dragged them to the conference finals....
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Would Binny be good on mon Habitants?
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>>153749437
There are posters today that have never watched a game on a tube television.
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>>153749413
Cope they would they'd just have to be home before 10
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duthie is calling ping pong table tennis
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>>153749442
Idk but Habs are starting Monty tonight and I doubt they're moving Dobeš for Binner.
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>>153749442
Binnington belongs in the AHL
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king kong went to hong kong to play ping pong with his ding dong
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>>153749486
It's over for hasbs.
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TSN NOW CHECK OUT ODOG
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remember when the >laffs traded tuuka rask to the bruins for andrew raycroft kwab
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marty won but o'dog's serve was beautiful
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>>153749494
You forgot Evander Kane also cheated on his wife>>153749494
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>>153749444
My first conscious hockey memory was the 2002 Olympics game, canada against chezch. But in my real timeline where im from this was a final game, and jagr scored the winner to get chezch the gold.
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>>153749437
it's crazy how many leafs fans i see online blaming him for their shortcomings in those days. in my mind the leafs destroyed sundins career
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>>153749328
I listen to Overdrive at work everyday and I have quite a solid theory-of-mind for Jeff O'Neill. If I was being generous I'd say 85 IQ max.
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>>153749499
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>shan't
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>>153749501
How many times did he eliminate the >laffs?
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Pettershit is still a Canuck
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there's not enough women on the tsn panel
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>>153749530
>Ask ridiculous prices for middle six/pairing players
>Find one team willing to pay that ridiculous price
>Block the trade
KWAB
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>>153749539
Not enough women on /hoc/ too. I might be the only one
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>>153749520
>leafs fans i see online blaming him for their shortcomin
Based indeed. If you dont get a cup, ALWAYS blame the sweds in your squad.
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TSN doing some ghoulish AI shit turn away
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Often at the deadline, the Wings lift a D off >laffs to solidify their D corps and signify a death knell for >laffs.
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ducks overpaid for carlson
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>>153749444
my first conscious memory was a really funny >wongs moment
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>>153749537
He should fuck off to Detroit as a 2C. Might save his career.
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>>153749554
that was upsetting
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>>153749560
11.6 is not second line center money unless you're named Tavares
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>>153749557
They wanted to add more to their carls(s)on collection. Please understand.
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>>153749539
_/ _/ _/
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>>153749547
There are no women on /hoc/, we are a boys only high school
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>>153749548
Reminder the lafftards actually booed Borje Salming. Never mind the later love fest, those pieces of shit started off booing him. Fuck laffs forever.
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>>153749501
Islels trading Chara and Spezza for Alexei Yashin
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boys only psychiatric hospital
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>>153749586
i wore a turtleneck when i played novice because i thought yashin was cool af
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>>153749501
the pooins entire franchise only exists because my laffs feel bad for them over and over again
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>>153749520
Sundin had a great career, almost 1400 points, and literally every laffer loves him to this very day. What are you talking about
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>>153749570
My nuckies just have to keep some of the contract on the books.
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>nineteen six seven
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>>153749607
they wanted his head when he left for vancouver
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>>153749607
>>153749613
He also refused to waive his NMC and some Laffs fans blame him for setting their franchise back years because of that. Fuck Laffs fans
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>>153749548
true
with swedes u concede & with finns u win
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sundin was a nik antropov merchant
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Canadian franchises have NEVER won the Kanada-malja
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Sundin looked like a nerd. Forsberg was the cool one.
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>>153749578
Pride of Orange with smelly /hoc/ men being idols
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q2WXPr4Q9IY

sundin mogged laffs media
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Less than 4 hours before the trade deadline. Are you nervous?
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>>153749619
Maybe at the time but retrospective look they blame management now which makes senses considering how horrid their asset management has been.
>Foligno for a first
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I remember when the Leafs traded Wendell Clark to the Nordiques for Sundin and all the the Leaf fans were crying and in tears that Wendy was gone and they didnt like Sundin
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>>153749670
No, another trade deadline has been wasted and all the trade rumors are garbage clickbait
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>>153749676
leafsies fans only complain desu
Look at Bustthews still having almost 30 goals and they want his head
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Islanders are trying to trade Duclair...Mike Sillingerbros are we worried? Our record...
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oh nice I didn't know they were streaming the trade day on YouTube
I was watching it on teevee like the boomer child I am
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40jQRuSxtq0
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Blaming players is a sign of low IQ
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you NEED to trade this guy today. If you dont trade him TODAY your franchise will never recover EVER
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>old man o-dog can't work an iPad
lmaooooooo
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>>153749592
Yashin was cool as fuck
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>>153749736
he keeps getting more and more based
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>>153749735
Petersson
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>>153749700
When your team flounders it's the captain's responsibility to say the right things
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>>153749772
He aint a captain desu
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>>153749771
What a fucking bust my jackies drafted
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someone has got to take Petterson
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>>153749777
demanding the C be stripped from JT and given to him was not a captain move
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>>153749777
>laffs
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>>153749736
My dad struggles with texting
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>>153749802
my boomer parents pigeon peck type everything
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>>153749811
>>153749811
>>153749811
New
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>>153749771
who the hell is bobby brink
>>
1. There are loads of Canadian players on every cup winner
2. There are mostly Canadian coaches on every cup
3. Most cup winning GMs are Canadians

Now why can't Canadian franchises win?



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