>Lap:#8359>Countdown to THE DEATH OF F1:https://f1exposure.com>Previous thread:>>153741185 #>/f1/ Essentials:https://pastebin.com/tZ67Gcuq>24/7 stream of the F1 Reviews from 1990-2009 (and possibly more F1-related content in the future):https://angelthump.com/gimi>Lewis Hamilton Grands Prix with Ferrari without scoring a podium:24>Toyota Gazoo Racing Haas F1 Team powered by Ferrari F1 Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:215>Fernando Alonso F1 Grands Prix since last win:225 (224 starts)>2026 WDC Standings:VER: 1000000GAS: 0COL: 0ALO: 0STR: 0ALB: 0>2026 WCC Standings:Alpine: 0Aston Martin: 0Williams: 0Audi: 0Cadillac: 0>2026 WEC Standings:BOT: 0washedmilton: 10000mickey mouse nowins: 10000>News:FP2: Cuckold (1:19.729), Dogshit (+0.214), Mid Bongshitter (+0.320)FP1: Charles Leclerc (1:20.267), Lewis Hamilton (+0.469), Max GOATstappen (+0.522)#mcpedocheats#mercedescheats/f1/ still falls for ferrari gloryrunning in fp1mercedes still trying to hide their illegal engine advantage
Williams is fat
Maybe 2027, Fernando
>alonso literally and unironically shat up another team he joinedHow the fuck he keeps doing it
ANGELA WHITE POLE
>>153746088This is fanboysm thread
mcllel looking good they just need to sort out the issues
>>153746088i can feel the neckbeard coming off this post
>>153746120yes it's definitely his fault that the engine is vibrating and causing issues, that pesky alonso!
>>153746102Even the drivers?>>153746129I can smell the curry coming off of your post.
>>153746088what did he mean by this?
>>153746146the car is okay and doing what he expects
>Lap:#8360>Previous thread:>>153743885Oops, sorry i was rushing to make a white ppl edition
>>153746134Anal gaping for everyone no exceptions
I hope Russell gets some kind of race penalty for running into linblad or whoever it was he ran into.He won't, but I still hope.
status?
>everyone flying off the track just trying to keep up with cheatcedesamazing fp2, glad we're seeing them calibrate how much to sandbag so they can "just barely" get pole in quali
>suka linblyad
OI OI OIAUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIEOI OI OI
>>153746172>Sergio Pidoras
>New cars are very technical with battery recharging, multiple flaps to open, etc>Big brain stuff>Piastri 1st, Norris 7thkek
Supercar race is starting. Actually good racing.
>shat
>>153746186lawson is also behind the indianfuckign 10iq kiwi
>>153746121I want her to sing their National AnthemAt the end she blows the mic
>lindblad already ahead of kwabjarabdulbros?
>>153746195>>153746202indians are not welcome itt
>>153746206what about me :)
>>153746179>Max PUTAppen
It's shocking how much louder the V8s are.
>pozfags doubted me again
>In November, Newey, Lawrence Stroll and Andy Cowell went to Tokyo. That was when they discovered that the staff working on the engine was smaller than they thought, with a lot of new faces, and that many of the original staff would not be returning to workShould stick to fucking mercedes LOL. Hopefully Daddy stroll find a way to break Honda Contrack in 2027 so can they switch back to Mercedes again
Are the cars complete and utter shit?
>>153746270>will finish optimistic
>>153746276LMAOOOOCVCKED BY THE REDBVLL
>107% time: 1:25.310 >Lance Stroll: 1:25.816
>>153746276They only wanted to work with Horner.
Never EVER let your engineer to become team leader. Didnt work for Binotto, Didnt work for Newey
>>153746299
>>153746299Horner was against thisGuess he's happy (watching from the sidelines again)
best new cars are ~3s slower than purposing gen
morning lads
>>153746349mind you, they gain way more time with active aero than the old ones did with drs. tragic regs
>>153746354get fucked fuckhead. i'll slam the car door on your head til your skull is smashed into 900 little pieces
>>153746369https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jrjwm0O1dDY
>>153746349People need to stop comparing the times.The cars are slower but we only have a comparison between them and the porpoise cars with several years of development.More importantly though time final time shouldn't matter, like this >>153746363 anon said they're gaining a shitload more time with their '0 drag mode' wings.The things that make them so much worse is the shitty sound, the lifting on a straight or in high speed corners where they should be flat out, and the ever-present obesity issue.If they went like a rocket ship down the straights and a shopping trolley around the corners the racing is still going to be shitty to watch, idgaf if they're setting 1:20 lap times around Spa.
>>153746299Baffling decision this. Surely the team principal isn't a role suited to a techy autism nerd.
>dies due to nerve damageHeh, nothingu personarru, Museo-kun.
>>153746380whole energy harvesting regs are fundamentally flawed for fast tracks like this where they dont get much breaking time to gen power
>>153746197they did a race run sim you retard
Somehow Ferrari has managed to make a very decent car. Is it his year or will the strategists be too retarded?
>Baku on the chopping block soonOkay this is way too far
>>153746391IT WAS ME ALONSO IT WAS ME
>Go to visit Honda, Japan in November>See that the work force is 30% of what you expected and they're all fresh faced new guys who have never worked on an engine beforekek. Aston Martin got chinked.
didn't watch a minute of live coverage today how dogfuck bull SHIT are these new motors?
>>153746413They're not though, it's entirely down to them removing the MGU-H and artificially limiting the maximum rate of charge through other means.We might have not even noticed a change from the previous engine regs without these useless, illogical restrictions.
>Renault engine worked in the Renault>Blew up constantly in the Red Bull>Honda engine worked in the Red Bull>Can't do 5 laps in the Aston MartinHmm... there's something in this.
I don't like this, Chuck is giving me hope.
I have been hearing from friends who are working at the GP that Alonso is thinking of retiring without warning mid-race.
>>153746518and he's been discussing this openly has he
newey is a bald fraud
>>153746518damon hill tier kwab
>>153746518that's some next level shitting
>gasly 16th>collapinto 18thSo the whole preseason really was just a bluff
Stewpid bros, it's Azer-bye-jan
Just 1 billion more will fix it
Is Audi actually good?
>>153746146Piastri championship confirmed.
>>153746154its ok, you are forgiven
>>153746585Spoiler:It's not actually against Iran, it's against the Kurds in the south of their own country.
What's the record for most pointless races in a row?Bottas is at 29 atm and will most likely go to 53 by the end of this year.
>>153746293they chinks(bug people) are soulless creatures, they are unable of wanting anything
>>153746659Japs are nips, not chinks. Although they did chink Aston.
>>153746663same thing
Newey is shit
Just woke up. How ogre is it?
>>153746665Nah. Japanese girls are marriage tier.
>>153746672Japs are shit
>>153746672no, they are bug people, they will eat you bug kids alive>>153746670they took it they took it
whites>>>>>latinas>brown latinas>chinks>blacksbut i do have a fetish with latinas
>>153746629what's stopping him from building a secret lab that doesnt respect budget caps, secretly makes a whole bunch of discoveries and send all of their results to the aston martin engineers
Koreans are the best chinks.Chinks are average chinks.Island chinks are okayish chinks.Japs are the worst chinks.
>>153746695Koreans are soulless
>>153746698all chinks are soulless, thats not a property you can rate in this ranking
>>153746700hi Kalergi
>>153746700this post is incorrect, i sentence you to death by aston martins vibrations
will Newey get btfo by the 107% rule?
we are getting imola as replacement for the war
>>153746714Alonso was inside it for FP2. Qualifying they likely will (if the car survives the lap).
>>153746695Are Korean women good for you?
once i thought i was out they pull me back it
Has the Aston ran within the 107% of the fastest lap in the session yet?
>>153746714They've changed it to the 109% rule
>>153746718Total menheras
>>153746737jew reference or real?
Well I just did the math and the 107% time for FP2 was 1m25.31s and Stroll's best time was 1m25.816s
>>153746740
>>153746754jejeje
your garage sir
Chuds were wrong again. These regulations are amazing and maybe best in the history.
>>153746760Why is it so tight?
Andrea Antonelli's sister
>>153746760>>153746771Following standard real estate trends in Melbourne. If they wanted a bigger pitbox they should've bought one before 2000.
>>153746760they are operateing out of a temporary garage next year>it will get worse before it gets bettar
>>153746760Bit tiny
>>153746771virgin
>>153746760like dude the poor wagie on the left is getting his feet smashed
newey is elite
>>153746802at what?
Why do bongs hate Russell? too white?
>>153746812He's upper class. They hate him because he's better than them.
>>153746806shitting out shit cars
>>153746819his car got shitted, though
>>153746817Every driver in F1 is upper class. What?
>>153746827not lewis, he is a i was going to type a racial slur, but i dont want out unpàid friends banning methe joke was the implication that said race couldnt be upper class
>>153746827>Every driver in F1 is upper class.Every* driver in F1 comes from money. Only George is upper class.*Most.
>>153746842ummm fair
>F1 TV Premium>€11.99 / Monthma vafanculo pezzi di merdaback to high seas, it seems, but next year, this season is a write-off for Ferrari
>>153746842I thought George was from a trailer park
>>153746694Nothing, that's what RedBull PowerTrannies does with AVLPapa Stroll will just have to buy MAHLE, I guess.
jorj is from toy store
george russell (made in china)
>>153746827Class in the UK has nothing to do with money, Bearman and Norizz come off as less upper class than George despite coming from more money.
abhorrent threadnext time you tards need to treat a hungol thread like a indog thread instead of actually using it>>153746154retard
george is painfully middle class
>>153746903I thought class doesn't have anything to do with money in the UK
>>153746903Sorry, I wasn't aware that there were layers to the poofters.
>>153746903>nothingtoo much
I like George, good lad
>>153746931>brownoid reading comprehension
>>153746948that's your own fault
>>153746948does he like you back?
>>153746950Its 2 am and I'm skim reading
IRAN PLEASE BOMB YAS MARINA IT IS SACRED TO ISRAEL AND THE US
wow I can't imagine anything better than to wake up 4 hours before I usually do to see guys over 10 years younger live the best life
>bring back danger in F1 Why aren't you happy? These are probably one of most dangerous cars in F1 history.
>>153746966>the best lifefor that f1® needs to get significantly more horny (and not in a queer way)
so less of george's tits and more of some (female) whores >>153744778
>>153747011Women are not for your entertainment
Perez looks super ugly in the F1 opening
>>153746903It makes all the pleb commercials has to do for sponsors even funnier.
>our first race day done>no coom postingim saddened... where is javanon..?
>>153747011decent legs, but thats it, even jorge can do better
>>153747036he can make his own legs better?
>>153747026have some Andrea Schlager shoulder
>>153747039i was talking about the lady, how the only REDEEMING characteristic are her legs, and how jorge could do better, as could find a better girl to cum inside
Mercedes is back again, never in doubt
>>153747054she doesn't have tits so she's irrelevant
>>153747062thats what i was saying
>>153747022Yes they are not entertaining when racing (F1Academy)
>>153747079i was saying you're gay
Merc are just calibrating how much power to unleash in quali, they were just driving to a delta on their fast laps. expect them to be around 3 tenths faster than Ferrari to not look too dominant. Mclels will fit into that gap
>>153747090then you are wrong
>>153747111good!now tits
For me, its female Ferrari technicians.
>>153746694A sense of honour and decency
>F1 back>Feel nothingLads...
>>153747183just blame george
>>153747183pozzed?
>>153746918white ppl didn't have any problem with my great op
remember lads:germanic flag: medshitternordic flag: abdul
>>153747048Heh, I'd want to Schlag her.
>>153747213it's indog tier, as discussed stop doing itstop acting retarded
The Honda interns are vibecoding the engine
>>153747236>many members of honda now are fresh to f1i knew/f1/ knewso why didn't an actual f1 team?
>>153747236The real kicker is Mr Nui finding out that his partners were 30% of the original team, the TP himselfLike... BRO?
>>153747245they are the second worst engine, miles behind the rest, their whole team could be new and it would still be unacceptablei just dont buy the narrative that since in 2020 they left the sport for a few months they are this much behind nowno, they are bug people
>>153746163It can't be any more over
>>153746421this is >our yearlike every year since 2008
>>153747265>they left the sport for a few monthswhere do you get this fromeveryone left the f1 engine makeer
>>153747231>discussed white ppl love it, only browns seethe
>>153747306indog nonsense
Honda engine vibrations break the battery leading to an unquenchable fire burning stroll to a crisp.How likely is this scenario?
The globohomos NEED Honda to be responsible for this shitshow. If it's poowey or kwablonso, their house of cards fails and the collapse propagates far past the surrounding architecture.
look at dem hips
>>153746276Fucking retards, everybody and their dog knew Honda let majority of people go after 2021 and only run skeleton crew for RB engine support after that.
>>153747348>in honour of ... for ... on sundayaustralians are complete and utter faggots
>>153747294in 2020 honda said that they were leaving the sport, but in 2021 they went back on their decision, if they were unable to hold their employees/find new ones in the last 5 years its because they are bug people
>>153747359>if they were unable to hold their employeesthey had already left then anon>find new onesthey did, just without any experience in making an f1 engineis this too difficult for you
I am tired of Mercedes unterhunding, at least before Horner would occasionally insult Wolff, now that he's not there anymore no one will stop his autism.
>>1537473685 years ago, you gain experience in 5 yearsno, bug people
>>153747348why not jodi
>>153747380you go make an engine then pablo
>it's the Renault PU that's the problem>we need to get a Mercedes PU, bro, that's the missing piece>???>P16/P18 in both sessions>3 seconds off the pace
>>153747348Both of these women desperately need babies inside them.>>153747392Nasty slut. She probably smells bad.
>>153747048>43 yet still looks like thisRuth in absolute shambles
>>153747356Wonder if they'll do a Welcome to Country before the anthem on race day.
>>153747427>a Welcome to Country'welcome to country' is not a nounwhy do you people even call it thata welcome to country what
>>153747405Mrs. Schmitz has already had 2
>>153747435I said what I said.
>>153747405>tattoos
>>153747448Send your countryman a dm and tell him to try for a boy to replace Max next time.https://uk.linkedin.com/in/markus-schmitz-084aab19a?trk=public_post_feed-actor-name
>>153747432It's a ceremony where the locals welcome the white fella to their land and let them play their sports on it.
>>153747457fuck off, normienot signing up for your goyim database
>>153747459i know what it is, my point was morewhy does the word ceremony fall away when you weirdos talk about it
>>153747459Take a trip to BLUDY London and look for a BLUDY JF fella speaking BLUDY German, he should stick out like a BLUDY sore thumb.
Reminder that Australia started as a landfill for the most dangerous violent alpha males from the West and now they are cucks who let aboriginals fuck their wives as reparations. I give it 5 years before this race is renamed Aboriginal Grand Prix.
>>153747466Because it's not needed?
oops, meant >>153747479 for ze BLUDY German >>153747463
>>153747488yes it isthe ceremony itself is weird enough as it is you don't have to make it more weird
>>153747338globohomos are shitting on honda, but medshitters are shitting on poowey?
Just tried the F1tv trial for their premium subscription. It supose to have, multiview, 4k and HDR but nooooooo. Any of that is unavaliable on PC, android or androidTV and nvidia TV. Must be that fag tim apple blocking everyone else. At this point he should buy liberty media and sunk F1 for good.
>>153747395not my name
>>153747506proof?
>>153747504>4k and HDRthat's premiumfree trail is just normal
>>153747348cooming in honour of Laura Muller and Hannah Schmitz
>>153747524Nope
>>153747541
>>153747521ive told you my name several times
NEW DRIVING STANDARDS GUIDELINES JUST DROPPED
>>153747579>a lock up or small steering correction do not necessarily imply a driver has lost controllike alonso abudabi 2012 when passing wobbler? yeah he had it under control, but who will judge this? i dont like it
>>153747557Nah, she's still fine. Just needs to dye her hair and eyebrows back to a darker colour. And binge on junk food for about a week.
>>153747551>this will sell our product
>>153747348>A day just for women? nein nein nein
>>153747579>Apex vary depending on racing line>Must be ahead of the front axle at the apexIts ogre
>>153747579guaranteed r*ddit crying when Amx pushes Norris off when he tries to overtake from the outside without ever being ahead
konichiwa, hentai-ningen
It just keeps getting worse
>>153747737Oyasuminasai baka kokujin
amr didn't monitor the situation and paid the price
>>153747782>they copied>didn't do any checking
>>153747579I swear half the problems with modern F1 are down to Sainz and Russell trying to radically change the rules each race in response to whatever bad experience they just had
>>153747551I can fix her.
>>153747808he lost the fucking car
>>153747762
Dear Honda, maybe it's time to go our separate ways. But hey... It's not me, it's you. So yeah: Please beat yourself up. Maybe we can stay friends until I bury you in my next book. I'm sure you will find someone else. Jk. You suck and Toyota runs Japan.Fuck you.Sincerely,Adrian
>>153747748This may be the dumbest thing I've ever heard
>>153747863No a single ball in this photo
his path is so dark, darker than i could have ever imagine
hmmmm...
>>153747748Crazy Its almost like newey has never even run a team
>>153747932kek what an embarrassment
I just woke up, what did I miss?
>>153747948they took it they took it
I'm just glad Buttass and Poorez are also on the back of the grid.
>>153747748I guess that's why newey got that surprise promotion last year.They got rid of the guy that didn't even check on the engines once.
>>153747915
>>153747896Nah, Newey san would write a letter about how much shame the Honda clan brought to the house of Aston. And he would politely suggest them to return to the old ways and commit seppuku.
all the sacrifice just to stay alive, for nothing, should have died in 2015maybe 2015 wasnt ron the drunk, maybe it was honda all along, but why?
>>153747863It's a good thing Chuck bought leo... just think what could've happened if it was Zhou that purchased him.>>153747932>>153747748Strulović's legacy is going to be pissing away multiple lifetimes worth of fortunes trying to get his son onto the top step of the podium like a 1 man Toyota F1.
>>153747994Just liked the idea of this megalomaniac breaking up with someone
>>153747748>>153747932Astonbros... what will be the next humiliating factoid that is more humiliating than the ones before it? And how low can we fall before we reach the rock bottom?
>>153747748
>>153748009I never noticed Zhou's chin before
LeClerk sissies, how we feeling?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXMu_YgGgPM
browns be like>i'm whiterich browns be like>i'm brown
>>153747930Should have been a devout catholic and none of this would have happened tbqh familia
>>153748124do you say it because of linbad? i dont find any other f1 relation
>>153748136hamilton thinks he's african
>>153748124
>>153748018Aston to not start in fear of Honda Battery inflicting 3rd degree burns on the drivers asses.
>>153748142ohhh right, completely forgot about hamil
>>153748042I still haven't noticed it
>>153748059>not Asston ShartinOne job...
>amx doing 3 sec lift and coast into t6 just so he can dump the battery on the back straightfuck this fucking CLOWN shit
>>153748124>be likeThis sort of use of the habitual "be" in modern English was popularised by black Americans
>>153748009leo was given by god, he was not bought with money
>>153746875>Feminized nations idolize foreignerspositively nietzschean my slime
>>153748223bro be yappin
>>153747025>using driving gloves with a lawnmowerhe really is the goat
REMINDER:>YOUR TOP 41. mercedeswinslol2. rari3. chealaren4. dead bull
>>153748238will RUS ANT LEC be the new HAM ROS VET?
Take the thong out yo bussy lando
>>1537482385.Ass
>>153747392I want her to dominate me.
As much as I enjoy laughing at Fernando Alison's never-ending suffering, I do think it would be absolutely peak for the old man to succeed in the end and retire on a high.
>>153748277this is the end, it was today!, today!, and they took it from him!, they took it!
>everyone knows that Mercedes will be by far the best PU for these regs >team has been a Mercedes customer since 2009>road car company heavily collaborates with Mercedes>Mercedes and Toto Wolff own shares of the road car company>Mercedes even let them trace their car at one point>decide to ditch Mercedes PUs for Honda because you absolutely 100% need to be a works team for reasons>the point of being a works team is close, seamless integration between chassis and PU>???>let Honda operate independently with zero supervision until 3 months before the first raceWhat the FUCK were Aston Martin thinking?
>>153748188no
assembling my 1992 williams lego set in these trying times
>>153748313>>everyone knows that Mercedes will be by far the best PU for these regsthey are the worst, the are the only non legal engine
>>153748313>Aston Martin thinkingObviously they weren't, Lawrence clearly just throws money at his problems and expects them to be resolved like every other billionaire retard
My father once told me a story about how at the height of the cold war, the space race, the Americans were investing millions of dollars into developing a pen that could write in space. The Russians? They used a fucking pencil.That's me, Fernando. I'm the fucking pencil. Honda knew this, and now they're trying to erase everything i've ever built.
>>153748238switch 2 and 3 Dead Bull is closer to midfield than the top 3
>>153748313saw the timeline of shit and decided to go all in
>>153748238i remember when it was twitter stealing 4chan memes and not the other way around
Yeah, max is washed
>>153748313>Aston Martinit's just name, it's racing point with some new people they best they can do is copy mercedes
AMX DOODwat nau?
>>153748348thats a quote from civ 6
>>153748383>>153748377>>153748372>>153748358>>153748349Can you stop fucking baiting you retarded faggot?It's blatant as shit and embarrassing, KYS.
>>153748398He's a D1 Max hater
>>153748313The would've lost all flexibility otherwise
>>153748235These look like working gloves (equally unnecessary for a lawnmower)For me it's the white shoes, ironed shirt and nice pants
153748398Says the jeet who does nothing but posts lazy braindead baits
I can't wait to see Alonso get raped by Honda
>>153748435alonso got shit on by ocon, bro
>>153748426The white shoes really is the funniest part.153748433His posts are just as bad, both of you should KYS.
>>153748348Glass half-full, glass half-empty. It doesn't make a difference.The glass is fucking upside down and we're all in it.
>>153748449ocon got shit on by Ollie!, bro
>didn't even check who was on the honda teamThat's what happens when you just throw money at shit
So what's the /effjuan/ take on Asston Martini being fucking retards once again
Aston Shartin after half a lap on Sunday.
>>153748463after gasly took two dumps on the rat
>>153748492it's shitted
>>153748501i still disagree with this, in monaco 24 they were 7-1 or 6-1, it was what went on that race what changed everything
>>153748492idk why people even fell for the aston or williams memes when the top 4 teams were always going to be rbr, merc, ferrari and mclaren no matter what
>>153748492Gonna have to sell my civic
Japanese are kinda retards
>>153748510holding the shit in doesn't matter after you release it
>>153748492Now with Adrian Newey!
>>153748526>[lust provoking image]
I don't buy for a second that AM didn't do their due diligence on Honda, that sounds like complete bullshit.
>>153748348That story omits a few important details to make the burgers look too dumb (I hate then dont get me wrong, but this is not the place to make fun of them)
>>153747748owari da...
>>153748529for edd maybe
>>153748492Turns out that Republicans and Kokoomus were wrong. Being rich doesn't automatically mean that you're intelligent or even smart. Lawrence Stroll became a billionaire because of his early life connections but those don't help in F1. He's been completely exposed as a stupid motherfucker on par with Andrea Sassetti.
I bet Newey has thought about blowing his brains out.
>>153748526what are you saying man
haha imagine the poor intern engineer at honda desperately trying to make high-speed, ultra lean combustion to work when there's no in-cylinder knock sensors and your predecessors threw all blueprints into shredder haha
>>153748529another one for you
>>153748545that this >>153748510 doesn't matter
>>153748544>reneged on his promise to his wife that he would retire and go sailing around the world with her just to get assfucked by tiny Japanese "penises"LMAOHe will get divorced, the value of his shares will dump, he will get stuck with Stroll/Crawford as his drivers and no other team will touch him after this fiasco.
>>153748549>Leo on the couch after Leclerc invited him in for an interview>>153748530It's a rich dumbass trying to make his kid a champion, the half-dozen other stupid decisions they've made didn't convince you?
Worshipping Bernie Collins asshole
>>153748549>TETSUOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>153748544TAKESHI FIX THE FUCKING ENGINE AND BATTERY
>>153748570>KAORIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
>>153748552then say that you son of a bitch
>Formula 1 is set to not replace the Bahrain and Saudi Arabian Grands Prix if they are cancelled due to the ongoing conflict in the Middle East.
>>153748589goodin 23 they put imola 05 for free on the youtube, maybe they do something similar with saudi and barehim
>>153748589>another month breakebin!
>>153748589Our only home is if Dominecali has even a hint of leverage to twist Liberty's arm for a cheeky Imola pop-up race.
>>153748589another test week mayhaps? Please?t. Adrian
Fuck it I'll put money on Aston winning the WCC
>>153747579>apex based decisions still happeningthe problem is still there. the rules are basically saying you can't compromise the other drivers line. overtakes often take multiple corners
>>153747579>a lock up or small steering correction do not necessarily imply a driver has lost control>The apex may vary depending on the racing line taken>Overtaking on the INSIDE of a corner: have its front axle AT LEAST ALONGSIDE THE MIRROR>Overtaking on the outside will always be viewed as a more difficult manoeuvre to accomplishLEWIS YOU ARE AN EIGHT TIME WORLD CHAMPION
>>1537486005 weeks but who's counting?
Aston Martin dream teamAdrian NeweyFernando AlonsoHondaand a couple billion dollarsWhat could possibly go wrong?
Honda*
>>153748589i dont care at least the dogshit goatfucker GPs are cancelled thank god
>>153747400Trust the plan
>>153748588not everything has to be so literal
I hate everything and every single faggot who overhyped the Bahrain and Barcelona testings as if they were meaningful to the actual season's performance even though it has never amounted to anything.
>>153748697You can't hate Edd he's just trying to pay his grocery bills now join The Race members club
Depends on what you want to believe. I believe it's a complex set of things. I believe Newey did ask for changes late (many reports out there that he waited till the last minute to decide on suspension layout), and I believe Honda over estimated their ability to deliver/under estimated the complexity. But if you read what was changes... peripherals and HOW THEY ARE ATTACHED to the car body was changed... Honda should have said, no, let's iterate towards that... but maybe they couldn't/not allowed to (just do it, like McLaren days)... I don't know. But it sure is easy to pile on Honda right now.One glaring thing that is not being talked about, the gearbox. It is rumored to have sync problems and can't handle full power. And while honda did some virtual testing, they didn't have the actual gearbox to test with for a long time accord to reports.I AM a Honda fan... but I am also pragmatic, if it's Honda's fault, it is - and they have faults here. I am sad and disappointed at the showing. But the pile on Honda and this assumption that they are somehow stupid.... that is not entirely fair.
>>153748589in 2011 the Bahrain GP was cancelled because of Arab Spring whatever that was and it was all good, it's nothing new
>>153748589Good. You don't need 24 races a year.
>>153748691i understand, some anons think im gay when i tell them to kiss me and hold me tight, or that im going to rape them
last digit is how many races ferrari will win this year
>>153748720>Arab SpringBizarre that they started running it again considering that bullshit never ended.
>turns out everybody was sandbagging except Alpiss
>>153748720had it been in 2012 alonso would have won the championship
Mercedeswinslol
>>153748730I just know you better than you know yourself
>>153748716Sounds like Newey bought too hard into his own myth and tried to make the most XTREME aero ever
>>153748740good for you
Plot twist: Newey has Parkison's and he just drew the car with shaky hands
here's hoping the Mercedes PUs keep blowing up
>>153748746thanks
guys does anyone here understand all the new rules and regs I'm totally lost I've paid no attention at all I'm still shocked at how different the front wings are now
>>153748769Exactly the same just more battery and slower cars
>>153748697>tp>tfHow do you do fellow alpine supporter who fell for the "colapinto is a senna regen" psyop
electric cars are gayer than aidswhy would f1 willingly go further towards electric powered? really fucking baffling
just saw someone walking into my work wearing a merc f1 jacket
>>153748779They wanted Audi in F1
>>153748794audi is my enemy>>153748769yeah, since the engine is now more battery the car had less power, so they fdid the front drs so that the car uses less energy in the straights
>>153748398>calling out Mercedes unterhunding is baiting
>>153748765you're welcome
>>153748794if i'm audi i would be very offended that they made the rules 100% more homosexual just to entice me to join
>>153748716>But if you read what was changes... peripherals and HOW THEY ARE ATTACHED to the car body was changed... Honda should have said, no, let's iterate towards that... but maybe they couldn't/not allowed toIt's a third world mindstate. Never say no or else you and your whole family will be killed by the top guy. So instead of saying no you fuck around and try to shift the blame like your life depends on it. The only thing they can do is fire the factory, which the FIA won't allow. I think what FIA will do is they will get a forced development boost from Mercedes or Ferrari and once the engine is good enough everyone will hail Japanese ingenuity and willingness to adapt.
>>153748778Pretty much the same as you frogs do and believing Gaseoso could mog Prost in the long run.
>max almost inaudible in fp1>muted in fp2Why is he being silenced?
>>153748785Cadillac failed bigly by not having Perez walk on stage wearing a Mickey Mouse t-shirt, jeans, and straw sombrero. Completely lost the American audience.>Where the -uh- windscreen on this car, Senior Cadillac?>You no clean Checo, you race! Carrera vamanos Checo!I should be the publicity manager of an F1 team.
https://youtu.be/_-dHzTnuRcE>30 to 42 km/h speed deficit while clipping on the straightsNo shit this is awful. Can't imagine race day faring any better.
>>153748832
gemini, summarize this thread for me please
gimini
you guys will shut up when aston martin reveals they've been sandbagging the entire time and finish in the upper midfield
>>153748348using a normal pencil in space is fucking retarded. having small particles of graphite, a conductive material floating around in a zero gravity enviroment around very delicate and essential electronic equipment might not be the greatest idea
>>153748860>random cooming over female mechanics
>>153748860https://vocaroo.com/125NzxkcVs0l
with the cancellation of bahrain and saudi gp this season will already be great
If enough engines blow up, Aston Martin can just trundle around in second gear and maybe still pick up some points.
>>153748873just wanted to thank you for this relevant webmthanks
>>153747748the power of memes
>>153748885>classic f1 pastaIs gemini really familiar with those things? Impressive
>>153748537yeah iirc the mutts developed the ballpoint pen so overall probably better investment from the NASA
>>153748885>fake rumor he's retiring mid-racegrok has the real inside scoop
>>153748891they would have to complete, how much was it? 90%? of race distance?
>>153748873did she died?
>>153748909i dont think it was that way, i think that was already an invention, but since gravity isnt real in space the ink wouldnt go down the pen and it would work in space, i dont recall wha tthey did but they fixed the problem
>>153748839>no checo, we hired you do to the drywall in the factory, not drive the car
>>153748794notice how it's always the Germans
>>153748885can we start adding this to the end of every thread?
Biz idea: Finnish Grand Prix in Tamperehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YEz_knq9YGo
>>153748905thats grok, i think gemini sucks
>>153748769cars have to slow down at end of straight or they run out of battery and have less power than 1970s f1 cars. front wing has DRS now to help the energy starved engines make their full laps for which they still need to slow down constantly for example the red bull did 3 sec of lift n coast with 2 downshifts into t6 ie. he lifted at the timestamp https://youtu.be/VsdTCkQBDMA?t=30 and rolled into the corner at significantly lower speed otherwise he will run out of power at the long straight. and i cant remember if the onboard stuck with him because in my mind he still runs out of battery toward the end of the backstraight but thats the gist of it. cars have much less power toward the end of straights unless they use the boost button which is like the old DRS except it makes the engine ignore derating/clipping and will starve the battery instead of harvesting. there will probably be lots of overtakes where a car just slingshots past another car at the end of straight but then their car becomes a 1970s car that weights x2 as much and we don't know if even that is enough to make the car behind be able to pass because every driver has said overtaking is basically impossible.
>>153748953>this thread appear to be larp as it references regulations that have not occurred yetSomehow still impressive even when it makes a mistake
>>153748885>95% memes, greentext, slurs, and "this kills F1" doomerism>very little serious analysis, maximum banter
>2026this kills f1
Impressive, very nice. Now let's see Claude's summary.
>FP2 fastest time: 1:19.729>F2 pole: 1:28.695>F3 pole: 1:34.187I don't see a problem
>>153748952nice!
>2026 is three months from now
>>153749012How the fuck are we in 2026 already? Seriously, we just finished a decade.
>>153748953>doesn't know what year it isgoogle bros?
>>153749016the chinks took it the chinks took it
is there an echo in here echo in here
>>153749016you've always just finished a decade if you think about it
>ferrari has best reliabilityNukes gonna fly this year
>>153749026unless you've existed for less than ten years (like our simulation)
Alright Im done with F1, i need to watch a new sport (preferably one where female athletes have large buttocks)
>>153749054women's sumo
>>153749054f1 academy
>>153749054Horse racing
>>153749054esports
>>153749054curling
Da Cadillac Racing :)
>>153748885ask him about leo
>>153749054sports pornhub marathon race
>>153749054F1 engineering
it*
How many mirrors will Cadillac lose during the main race?
>>153749117>The Dreamstinkface from big bummed wrestling girl>Realityrikishi = 2026 F1 season, girl = mehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6OwsROlhyc
can't wait to see these every session
waitwhat's the point of designing a race car that has no power if it goes fast
>>153749173Attracting car manufacturers that bring value to Formula 1®
>>153749173globohomos thought ev bubble wouldn't burst so soon
>>153749173you'll power nothing, and you'll be happy
>Finally in italy>no electrical outlet matches my chargeri feel like aston martin right now
>>153749213oh no! that means no sex with beautiful Italian girls for you!
>>153749219>now
>>153749213better find one or no phoneposting 4 u
>>153749234im on my laptop, i dont browse 4chan with my phone. Its against the sites culture, and, me personally, i dont understand how someone could possibly think 4chans mobile version is usable>>153749219i dont wanna have sex with italian girls, i wanna watch vrooms
>>153748934.t Stefano Dominicali
>>153749243vroums are about 4 hours. what are you going to do with the remaining 20 hours if not hot sex with Francesca, Giulia and Alessandra?
>>153749251eat like a pig and drink like an elephant
meow
what now?
>>153749286win the war in 2 weeks
>>153748348Your father told you a made up story that only idiots believe, because it reaffirms their already dumb assumptions.
>>153749302how's the war going anyway?
>>1537493023 day military operation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dy_HXz-71vAwhat the actual fuck is this
>>153749054Skiing, Beach handball, Volleyball, anything involving the beach...There's plenty tbf.
>>153749286it's good news, less semen slurping
>>153749324pinnacle of motorsport
what did she mean by this?
>>153749324grim
>>153749324hot take: these regulations are actually bad
the jedda circuit can be remade in any coastal town. dunecunes can fuck off
>>153749337that sunken area on her chest is where you're supposed to park your penis during facefucking sessions with her
>>153749324kek&KWAB
>>153749277built for hardcore sex
>>153748739The seethe incoming when Russell easily gets P1 tomorrow(From me included), as if we we're not told months ago
>>153749337are we meant to look anywhere but her pokey-out nipple?
>>153749361actually there will be plenty of >russell is le good villain f1 needs after goblincoping in the mix
yeah, im thinking NARB will be a good villian after having goblino
>>153749337nah shes a diddy foid
>>153749361I'm all in on my boy Antonelli (figuratively speaking, since I'm not actually a gambling man)
>>153749277>AfD posters in backgroundWTF is she NAZI?
>>153749368a funny guy
>>153748313>auto gspot
>>153749286>Stroll convinced Netanyahu to convince Trump to invade Iran just to give newey and honda more time to save face
>>153749377vips and sophia together could have saved the white race that's why the jews had to stage the gamer moment to keep them apart
>>153749382This gspot is real at least
I've been looking for answers my entire life Fernando and you know what I realised the other day? I can't even remember the fucking question.
imagine another decade of mercedes dominance but with NARB instead of HAM
>>153749384You jest but that's exactly how it went down
>>153749397is he going to cry?
>>153749411He's about to shid himself
>>153749390Now it will be Abdul Vips and Fatima Flörsch :(((((
>Mercedes orchestrated the Iran war to skip 2 races and delay other teams from being able to use the ADUO mechanism
>>153749404>Competent HamiltonSo no good races like Germany 2019 or 70th Anniversary?
>>153749404AMX will take Russells seat for next season if that is the case
>>153749414bet the poop will be perfectly aerodynamic
>>153749432>Toto will fire the world championHe's not retarded, you know.
>>153749436what if he has already been sacked like hill after 95
>>153749436Yeah, he's not retarded and knows that if NARB wins, he only won because of the car.
Why would they cancel Bahrain and Jeddah
>>153749440>>153749443Toto is not Frank Williams lol, he's not firing Jorj in the middle of a dominant season. Kimi is much more likely to get the boot if he doesn't get some wins in the dominant car.
>>153749455Ramadan, innit?
Someone should tell irgc there's an american base at the lusail
going to need some computer genius to plant some really bad shit on narb's computer and make it public. like naked little girls and boys or animal porn. he will not be able to show his face in public for 10-15 years (because he will be gaoled)
Jannies banned my picture but I won't be silenced dammit
>>153749324
>>153749478Nothing wrong with animal "porn" though I have seen many videos of animals mating
>>153749482what was it?
>>153749277>>153749337would bang like an Aston Martin Honda motor
>>153749509An innocent frogRelated to your previous comment on Newey
>>153749529that motor has no bang at all
>>153749534janny will pay
friendly reminder to create your team in Fantasy GP and join the league (12481614)
Why is there a guy in F3 named Ugo Ugochukwu
>>153749672His mom started writing their surname in the first name box on his birth certificate, then realized her mistake halfway through. Too bad Ugo's father wasn't there to help her out.
>Aston Martin arrived in Australia with four batteries, but two of these have shown problems with operation and communication with the control system. As a result, the team currently has only two operational units, both already installed in the cars.
>>153749695Call James Vowels and see if he can get duracell to send some batteries their way
>>153749695why didn't newey build a chassis that made broken batteries functional when inserted?
I'm relenting
>>153749767gg
>>153749695They're 100% not starting the race lmao
>>153749773I'm sure they'll at least go for the start and park it after the first lap
bottas and perez will not be P21 and P22
>>153746088
>>153749796park it on the formation lap, just like sochi 2017
>>153749432AMX will torpedo Russlel
>>153749695>ask Honda to change the battery design with a month left to go>Japanese servilism prevents them from pointing out your retardation and saying no>Glorious battery folded 1 thousand times turns out to be a clocking time bomb
can only think honder sent the redundant staff from postie bike assembly to the f1 programbold move, big leap in engineering. will need time for it to come good
>>153749843>clocking time bomb
>>153749861meant ticking lol, excuse my eslism
>>153749861Great calves. I think I see a nice bulge too OwO
i will ask grok to create new OP if nobody will
>>153749944calm down
~
>>153749970>>153749970>>153749970
>>153749972
>>153749796How will they do that if FP3 and quali will already destroy their only batteries?
>>153750439byee~!
