Free Malkin edition./hoc/vious: >>153759191
>rags
>>153768705My penguins ):
>>153768705good bake :)LET'S GO PENSET'SGOPENS
WE'RE BACK!
is Jack Hughes the American Sidney Crosby now?
>>153768705USA USA USA chants at the Devils game right now when he scored the decisive goal
>Jack "The Golden Boy" Hughes>Jack "Suck my Puck" Hughes>Jack "Lick my Stick" Hughes>Jack "The Cannuck Killer" Hughes
ducks are winning the cup, it was revealed to me in a dream
>>153768732poor swedes always getting stuck with my nuckies
>>153768705>Free Malkinmore like Throw-Away-The-Key Malkin
>Hat trick
>>153768736I'm looking forward to watching him grow in the league like Sydney
>>153768732>Verhoeff 2nd over StenbergI thought he was supposed to be a step below Mckenna and Stenberg. Is Craig going by positional need or something?
Golden boy has trick.
I'm predicting the NHL front page pun now:>Jack Trick
>>153768764Stenberg is pnly 25 days younger than Schaefer. And a manlet.
>>153768741>Jack "Hat Trick" Hughes
throw the hats!
BEST PLAYER IN THE WORLD
USA USA USA
>>153768732Laffs absolutely shouldn't be gifted a 1st overall immediately after fucking up their Cup window
>Crowds of people will never do the collective USA chant and play patriotic American music in jubilation when you accomplish somethingWhy even live? Why even FUCKING live? I wish that could have been me and I'll never get to experience that.
Please watch the Kwings
>>153768780does she shit with that ass???
>>153768780image the smell (of her trailer not her unwiped anus)
welp now that the rags/debras game is over i will now watch the bald philly coach yell at his russian star for not dumping and chasing enough
A "Jack" trick if you will
>>153768705>Crowd chanting USA USA USA after Jack Hughes scores>That has to feel amazing for Hughes. Major respect to him (and it's deserved) and to hockey fans in general.(re: since your comment was at the end of the previous thread)its great in general, very awesome, gotta love it
>>153768732>kitties>first round pick in 26huh?
>>153768780Imagine the clapping noises
>>153768804That's what I said >>153768771
>>153768705come on OP wtf is this its supposed to be the DEBILSGolden boy hat trick >>153768804golden boiiiiiiiii Jack Trick
It'll never get old
Guys how about this, just came up with it;>Jack Trick
>>153768822Should've participated in the council meeting if you feel so strongly about it.
>>153768824that bad guys always wear red and black
>>153768829hey that's pretty clever
>>153768788I used to love going to K wings games as a kid. haven't seen them in like over 20 years
>>153768808Imagine what his dad must feel like, too. Jim has to be one of the most proud dad in all of sports regardless of what sport it is.
>>153768850tickets are still cheap;used to drop by when i had the chance while I was working up in Kalamazoo
SCAAAAAARRR KWINGS
>>153768867they look like that and say that
i miss when /hoc/ was good
>>153768887something tells me you're the bad factor in the equation butthead
>>153768896we don’t sign our posts here
>>153768896>>153768910ooh burn
>>153768887Ever since February 22nd this place has been amazing now that the Can'tnadians have nothing left to be smug about. That was the best humbling ever
>>153768886yes>>153768887i've been having blastSTUUUUUUTUUUUUU
>>153768788actually I think one of my buddies might be at that game in Kzoo. he's got major TDS though and a huge pot head so he usually freaks out any time I I try to have a conversation with him, even about hockey.cant get that stream to play the audio (gray button in the upper right corner doesnt play audio) and even with adguard for some reason the hockey stream site is ESPECIALLY cancerous today
>>153768824
>>153768867Dusting this one off from the Olympics in Asia
>>153768928just use tor and switch to a non block IP to click the sportbro link; they usually work better
>and full of cum
>>153768941kek
>>153768976>xhitter screencapshan’t be reading
we're back
>>153768732>ryan lin finally more asians in hockey
Name ONE reason my Devils aren't winning the Stanley Cup next year
>>153769027they're a bad team
>>153769027Nemec is a bust
>>153769027Jack Hughe's refusal to fix his teeth leads to an infection causing him to miss the playoffs
Are there any good pests in the 2026 draft class?The kitties need a Marchand replacement
>>153769037Four wins in a row btw
>>153768732manny's son is gonna be an absolute studmaybe not 1st line franchise material, but certainly a force
>>153769027they really aren't that great
>>153769059what are the odds he retires by 2028?
This guy makes more than Connor McDavid. The Toronto Maple Leafs bent over backwards to make him the highest-paid player. They wanted eight years; Matthews agreed to four.The Leafs still paid him, and they paid him to be the captain—not just when things are easy and he’s scoring 69 goals, but also when things are tough and adversity hits.Real captains battle no matter what. They don’t run like Quinn Hughes did in Vancouver, but Matthews isn’t showing that kind of leadership.In overtime against the Philadelphia Flyers, Matthews was open in the slot against Dan Vladar. That’s not Ron Hextall in net—that’s Dan Vladar. He’s not an elite goalie. You have to end the game in overtime there.The Leafs have bent over backwards to please Matthews. If he’s not happy, you either get things sorted out with him—or you move on.
>>153769027shartstorm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9OaNKMMIyLY
>>153768732sennies mentioned
>>153769121Another of Gary's jewish tricks
>>153768705Who -really- was in the wrong here?
>McAcne>McAssist>McAutism>McBaby>McBeta>McBitch>McBottom>McBroken>McBTFO>McBussy>McBusted>McCooked>McCry>McCrybaby>McCuck>McDogshit>McDick>McDiva>McDive>McEliminated>McExhausted>McFaggot>McFlop>McFolded>McFraud>McFruitcake>McFrustrated>McGay>McGolf>McHomo>McInvisible>McJobber>McJustNotReadyYet>McKWAB>McLabamba>McLoser>McManadvantage>McMuffin>McNineteenNinety>McOverrated>McOverworked>McPowerplay>McPussy>McQueen>McRefbabby>McRegularseason>McRetard>McSecondary>McSelfish>McShit>McSilver>McSissy>McStatpad>McTantrum>McTired>McToddler>McTrash>McWashed>McWhiner>McZoomer
>>153769121>>153769135why they lost the draft pick? i remember hearing something, but cant recall
>>153769147Dahlin came out of it looking like a coward.
>>153769100American players dont want to have to spend that much time in Canada. its just not worth it
>>153769177why did phil kessel choose to live in toronto after retirement then
>>153768994the K Wings stream on the streaming site (some how only on one stream) is completely fucked up for me. cant unmute it from the button in the upper right corner of the video, and awhile ago it kept going to a disney ad IN STREAM that covered the entire video. now it loads 15 seconds and then stops.
>>153769147he could have decapitated him
he's got that steely gaze of a leader
>>153769160agreed, and before that he was swining his stick like it was in his asshole
>>153768936thats still hilarious even though Castro jr resigned in shame over a year ago. I dont even know who their current PM is right now. but it would be great to update this with something from the olympics
>>153769208maybe malkin thought there was a venomous spider on dahlin's collarbone
>>153769211when i was playing NHL 13 be a pro mode i was happy when i got A on chest
>>153768863I moved to Florida from Kzoo over 10 years ago and no plans to ever return other than for christmas to see my parents and thats not even every year
>>153769224it's a proud accomplishment
>>153769147malkin
>>153769211Bedard is still a teen emotionally
>>153769192yea its fucky for me too, I got the stream up but it keeps lagging>>153769231Id get filtered by the gators ngl
>>153769252
>>153769211why is there a bruise or something on his lip?
>>153769211perhaps the blackcocks should get another player, bedard can't do everyone's job
>>153769286he was kissing WAY too hard the night before
>>153769286he's a rough and tumble guy
>>153769291i think they're going all in on getting mckenna now that they traded away everybody
>>153769286there's nothing shameful about having herpes in current year
>>153769121why i inherited this is beyond me
>>153769232pens drafted my player, then traded to toronto and when i got the chance i made contract with pens. it was absurd; my player, crosby and malkin all centers and all over 96 overall
>>153769324bold of you to assume bedard has ever had sex
>>153769100Can't wait for him to go play in a real country away from that toxicity of your media
>>153769355
>>153769189Why did Mario Lemieux and Wayne Gretzky choose to live in USA? Majority of all the Canadians stay in here after they retire
wait a minute, BOTH coaches in this philly/pens game are bald. both of them. i'll have to think on this
>>153769355he hasn't, it was a locker room prank
RAKELL SCAAAAARRRRRRRRRR
>>153769383You have to be smart to be a coach so most coaches are bald because their big brain pushes the hair off the head.
darth vladar? more like barf vladar
>>153769383>i'll have to think on thisdon't think too hard, ya might go bald
>>153768967ok finally got it going. Jesus what an annoying bunch of bullshit just to watch these retards. trying to spot my buddy in the crowd though. thanks. pretty much just had to download the browser then edit the TORC file to Canada and it worked but still streaming like shit. but at least theres audio and no ads. its not my internet
>>153769406big brains do be like that
>>153769426you joined too lateits ayatollover
>>153769426>annoying bunch of bullshit just to watch these retards
this niggas name is bump
>>153768928what the fuck is adguard bro use ublock origin and a browser that wasn't designed for milking cattle
>>153769362crosby taught him the benefits of semen retention
hate how the olympics brought all these blogging plebbitors here
Be honest brosDo you turn off ublock when you're on onhockey
SCAARRRRRR KARLSSON
>karlsson, son of karl
>>153769150Vegas doesn't know how NMCs work so they cried to Gary to punish the sens
why is the baseball general /mlb/ but the hockey general is /hoc/ not /nhl/?
>>153768737>it’s a power play goal>fuck you sam rosen
>>153769515gary would sue if we used /nhl/ without paying his fee
>>153769515We love the game, not the Gary.
>>153769539only the NHL matters thoughbeit
>>153769486>dickinson>>153769494and ofc its vegass' fault... man how can one franchise suck so hard?
>>153769547nice post intern
>>153769370America is a shithole now so you have to use people who retired 30 years agoWe'll see where Crosby ends up
>>153769483I added that banner to my blocklist instead
>>153769547we talk about icelandic senior men's division II league too sometimes
>>153769547NHL scouts disagree with you
>everyone seething about NHL superiority is a cancuck or foreigner
Coming off a win in Chicago, how can you not be excited to Experience Vancouver Canucks Hockey right now?
Our Dabres!
bing bang boom it's 3-3
battle of the shit goaltending is ongoing in pennsylvania
>>153769616they're swiss cheese out there
>>153769590man you suck
based ally in enemy territory
>cucking chicano blackhawksbased canadians
>>153769602I for one am excited to see what their shit post-deadline lineup looks like
Threadly reminder to set your alarms for 2am so you can set your clocks forward (BC excepted).
>>153769616
>>153769649nope, we in BC do it 1 more time and then never again forever
only 6 more months on real pacific hours
wow K wings blow. guess I missed the Griffins as well. oh well I hope the habs v kings game is entertaining just gonna watch that on my actual TV. they really try their damnest to make pirate streaming a pain in your assholes.
>>153769664No come watch Muskegon now
It's only fitting we join the Mountain Time Alliance.
>>153769461I use Safari which is the best browser hands down, and not a resource hog data miner. I was using TOR like another anon suggested to try and watch a minor league game because the only stream available in the US was extremely cancerous
who's taking the gold in cripple hockey?
>>153769547I know but we should discuss ncaa playoffs
>>153769679i'm literally in this picture
>>153769690but the women already played
>>153769515because we sometimes talk about stuff like KHL ECHL SPHL and others like OLYMPIC AMERICA DOMINATION HOCKEY
>>153769639OUR DABRES :DDD
>>153769561If America is a shit hole you live in the 4th world. Fuck outta here with that nonsense. The entirety of Can'tnada is equivalent to less than Alabama
>>153769694i think it's unavoidable since the spotlight is on mckenna right now
>>153769699What were you doing that day?
>>153769602who's this stacked up Canucks baddie?
Go Sabres
some solid games happening tonight
>>153769694is that the american amateur league which cucks foreigners out of all their good players>>153769702ah true /hoc/ is really /nhl/ + /ncaa/, unlike football which is /nfl/ + /cfb/. I forgot our Dominion is extended into college as well
thirsty jews incoming
>>153769747it's ok gary will melt all 32 arena's ice and send the water over asap
>>153769640There's something so comfy about shit hockey and hoping these young guys turn into something good one day.
>>153769640there was a shitpost deadline? I forgot to make my final submissions.
My Blackhawks :)
>>153769737lmao look at this faggot seething when no one takes usa seriously
>>153769690oh ive still got a few days left of my peacock prescription is the cripple hockey on?
>>153769773that's fine you can still submit them but you only get partial credit for doing so late
>>153769733you got any yummy snacks, pekka?
>>153769676its intermission BORING
>>153769777checked but wasted
>>153769803it'll be over soon
>>153769777>no one takes usa seriously
>>153769754i hope he starts with vegas
>jets vs nucksreal wet noodle contest inbound
>>153769802i have some kettle cooked chili flavored chips but I think I'll save them for tomorrow nightany good snacks over there?
>>153769843>Midoff of the week
>>153769844Sorry I don't speak 3rd place
>>153769830>proving my pointKWAB
the canucks top issues:1) too many petterssons2) skankinen3) boeser is a washed unc4) bald gm
>>153769788our cripples DESTROYED the italian cripples 14-1. next games are on monday.
>>153769873>still saltyKWAB
>>153769877Number 4 should be number 1The aura loss that comes with a bald gm can devastate a team
>>153769877Don't forget swedish GM as well
lets go mammies scarr more on them bitches!
>>153769886do tards also compete in cripple hockey? or is there a separate tard hockey tournament in the paralympics
the oilers top issues1) they traded skinner for skinner but twice as expensive plus a shit attitude that makes the team hate him hahahahaha what the fuck were they thinking
>>153769918They do it's called women's hockey
>>153769891keep being delusional :DD
>>153769939Fucking keb beat me to it
>>153769893sad but true
do blackhawk fans paint their nails like bearsfags?
>>153769844>asking an American if they have any good snacks over thereYou have no idea. They even completely mog us leafs in snacks.
Tage Thompson is handsome and good at hockey
>>153769960My neighbor is a jeet and her mom lives in Vancouver. She brings us over your snacks and I think they're pretty good. American snacks tend to be more filling though because no one cares about health
Ayo fuck Montreal you frog faggots
>>153769990i yearn to sample american hockey arena concession probably better in the south if i had to guess
RED WINGS WIN STANLEY CHECK EM
i was honestly more disappointed when allvin went from boudreau to tocchett to a guy with hair than any of the trades hes made
>>153770006Retard
>>153770002boiled hot dogs are good, i could be impartial because they are nostalgia for me
>>153769918tards only compete in the special olympics
Everything that could possibly have gone wrong this season for the Canucks has happened except for Linus Karlsson actually turning into a real NHLer.
Excuse me, Olympic Gold medalist Connor Hellebuyck allowed a goal on the first shot? This is a national hero?
Canes @ Flames tonight
>>153770031nah they have differently abled people in there too, not just the retards
cam on clubbiesscor som fackin goals
>>153770050that's what you get with winnipeg jeets defence in front of you
>>153770050yeah
>>153770050A players ability in the arena coincides with how much of his pay goes to taxes
nobody takes blind hockey seriously around here god dammit! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DbpnuY-xEx8
>>153770061>tranime
>>153769941
>>153770063this, for instance one disability which lets you play in the retard olympics is being spanish
Guys I know who wins StanLeeCup this year but Gary told me I can't tell you yet
>>153770086wow pittsburgh must have the lowest taxes in the continent then
you're not paid to block shots you bald moron
*SSSSCCCCCAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>153770002
SCAAAAAAR LUMBERJACKS!!!
my islanders have been carrying the broship lately
>>153770149>mmm, piss droplet garnish
>>153770134it is certainly not as bad as half
>>153769956>zesty actin thug hasbara
>>153770112like said; keep being delusional. your bloating do not affect me
>>153769844I have apples and bananas
>>153770186what about my gloating? It clearly has
i leafs manage to end the game one goal up they win
i wonder if the moslem will play tomorrow
>>153770202nah, you are wasting your time pal
>>153770215Well he’s not getting paid to sit around.
another score for Muskegon !!!
deserve to win o meter said the knights should've won yesterday
FINISH HIM
>>153770215too bad mackinnon has lost the plot, he isn't winning anything anymore
>>153770215bednar says yes
>another goal for maccelliwow laffs finally learned how to use him?
imagine tage thompson choking you out then doing whatever he wants to you haha
SCARRS KOPITAR GKG
>>153769877Damn that sucks. My Devils have no issues
habs miss playoffs cap it
>>153768705SCOREY PERRY
>>153770349God I love him
>>153770215>DNP: attending protests about the war in Iran
cam on refs the stick was up his damn gooch
>>153770346It’s entirely possible 0 (zero) Canadian teams make the playoffs.
>l4ffs
>>153770401Not surprising, you're the second best nation at hockey. It's gonna be tough in an American league
>>153770401*Gary's hand wringing intensifies*
>>153770401make it happen gary
>>153770401JEN
goal "chicken" tender good with plum sauce or bbq
I was just looking at the box scores before going to drop a deuce, and tampa - toronto was tied at 1....what the heck happened?
Really appreciate the Laffs helping my Bolts get back on track
>>153770453We don't need to know that you're pooping out of your butt, for future reference
>>153770235
got the puck first, but somehow theyve taken the penalty shot away because of a replay on jumbotron. its not even a penalty.
>>153770401It's ok you're a cricket nation now
>>153770401* total canacuck death *
Fun Fact if they only counted wins and losses and not all this participation trophy crap the NJ Devils would be in a playoff position right now
>>153770453We call that a marner here
the sabres are like, really good
>>153770503yea but without you have bullshit teams being in a spot they don't deserveSee CFB playoffs James Madison and Tulane
>>153770401
>>153770473Kuch got blatantly hooked right before that and they didn’t call it anyway
>>153770560We know hockey here out west.
>>153770549we will enter the age of canadian humiliation
>>153770503being up 14th over 21st is not worth fighting for
>>153770503they still would have got a point for a tie without a shootout retard
>>153770471I think we do
>>153770503wait a fucking second, hockey doesn't have ties, right? that's just povertyball shit
Just need a vintage Matthews hatty to get back into this one
Minnetonka vs Moorhead about to start>Edina BTFO
>>153770655when the heck is the last time he got one of those? i don't think he's getting one against uncle corey...
>>153770655that vintage is expired
>everyone anticipated what Steve Yzerman would do at trade deadline>Perron and Faulk
Half these commercials have McDavid in them. This dude is rolling in cash.Serious question, why dont these cupless ultra wealthy players like McDavid and Matthews purposely take really small contracts so their team has more salary cap for better players?
>>153770664GO SPUDS
OUR DABRESNO. 1 IN THE EAST UNTIL THE LAFFS SHIT THE BED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>153770731canadian commercials dont pay anything.
>>153770731>take less moneycool it with the antisemitism
>>153770731>pride>money>the nhlpa would shit a fucking brick because their contract would be used as an example to suppress everyone else's
>>153770731their (((agents))) negotiate for them
Why can't leafs just take the L?
Kek what a save by Lankinen.
>>153770472man mutts are ugly
>>153770716me on the left
>>153770749Carolina is still in first place
>>153770784
>>153770777my fuckin doctor doesn't want to refer mebeing retarded is not enough apparently
>>15377073112.5 for Connor mcdavid is doing exactly what you described. He’s probably a 20 mil player
>gary is making us share points again
>>153770731>purposely take really small contractsThe Union won't allow it because their whole reason for existing is to maintain the value of player contracts. In order to do that, the contracts must reflect real value relative to a "free" market
>>153770799Fuck 'em
ref down in la
Jets are looking like Team Canada out there.
>>153770749Shit team
>>153770803
>>153770803we don't post selfies here
>>153770820It's probably the lowest the was allowed to take. If kaprizov is worth 16 mcdavid is 18 minimum
>I have to be a leaf fan for the next 2 hoursChrist almighty, this fucking sucks.
FLYERS BLOW IT
>shittsburgh>assville
>>153770401If Edmonton was in the Eastern Conference they would be out of the playoffs
>>153770879
Tonka too strong
>>153770897is he printing those out to do a tribute?
>pens diving like the absolute faggots they are
>>153770910lotta hockey left to play
>>153770919Sabretooth doesn't speak, so we'll likely never know.
shootout in pittsburgh
>>153770973pens lost in shootout AGAIN
my flysies beat shittsburgh AND the reffies :)
>>153770973shitout in shittsburgh
Ope
wake up Moorhead
>>153770754https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocQsWXudESw
/hoc/ is pretty slow tonight regardless of these terrific matcheshello?
>>153770749DABRES :DDDD
>>153771041I got in a fight w my wife and don’t feel like being funny tonight
>>153771041Gary isn’t giving me enough commercial breaks to go to the bathroom or post on /hoc/.
>>153771041sorry im back for the first time in a while and i scared everyone off with my stink
>>153771057did you beat her up real good?
>>153771041I should be out clubbing or having fun, but instead I'm shitposting with you guys
>>153771041use your asian io find a solution
GUENTHER!!!
>all the canadian stan lee ads are about "CHASING SILVER"how mind broken are canadians rn lmao
>>153770973>14 (fourteen) gary pointsif they reach 20 they should all be ritually sacrificed
>>153771041Devils - Rangers was like the gold medal match for the Hudson River (and therefore the world) so we’re all just recharging our batteries now
>>153771085>muttoid projectionlmao be more mad you are raceless and rootless bastard :DD
>>153771041I can't see the puck
>>153771098I prefer the St. Lawrence River.
>>153771094
>>153771126i got a new 27" monitor so i can see the puck now :DD
>>153771093>1993
>>153771110You are literally Asian
I am SICK of all these motherfucking PETTERSSONS on this motherfucking TEAM
>>153771140>i can see the puck nowDoes it make the game any better?
much better period for les habitants
>>153771158idk im still staring at all the fat asses :drool:
>>153771153Elias Pettersson the Defencemen is awesome.
slafkovsky, le tir, et le buuut
>>153771093>Meanwhile in Finland
ET LE BUT! SLAFKOVSKÝ!
charlottetown lost 14-2 to chicoutimi today kwab
Laffs haven't won a game since the olympic break
My fault. I was thinking about Lankinens shutout.
celebrini is multi-talented
>>153769886I watched about 10 minutes of it. the black dude Jones did this hilarious 360 spin at some point. not trying to make fun of them it would really suck to lose your legs but it's pretty goofy looking. and a bit too slow to watch
>>153771217Just like my Islanders
>>153771093>tfw no Stanley Cup stuffies
>>153769602I need this stacked up Canadian's number. one of the best things about living in Tampa Bay Area is how many based hot Canadian chicks visit or move there. but its not quite in season yet but soon.
Had a random thought today about how PEDs almost seem to not exist in the world of hockey … nobody seems to be on em, the league doesn’t seem to test for or ever bust anyone for em, it’s nice
what happened to the leafs? i thought berube was decent cuz they made a deep run last year
>>153771256those are the only cups he'll ever touch
>>153771334fumbled marner
>>153771334idk but it's pretty funny
>>153771334>laffs
>>153771297Crosby is natty
>>153771334>what happened to the leafs?
>>153771334>A 2nd round exit is a deep runbut the truth:>Too many passengers, too many Marners and too many fans in the arena
>>153771342ehm ackshually the 1st+5th for roy is part of the marner tree
>>153771341JEN
>>153771334/hoc/ doesnt want to admit they were wrong. kyle dubas won.
>>153771389everybody called him kyle numale but he has amassed 10 trillion picks for the pens
>>153771389I consider Dubas won if he can rebuild the Penguins properly. But the advantage is on his side and I hope he can capitalize on that.
holy shit, brayden schenn just got traded to the islanders
>>153771041>yo mikkä!>wazzaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>153771297Not sure if you've ever met NHL players outside their uniforms but many of them are scrawny. The guys in the 90s though were taking them for sure. A guy like Scott Stevens 100% on em
there was also that time that ovechkin healed his broken ass leg in 2 days somehow
IT'S ALL OGRE NOW
teddy blueger the human booger
look gary i said you could have just skipped the game and gave the bolts the 2 points, but you didntwhy, so the laffs could be humiliated again? hows that fair? cant a kind man like you afford my laffs a little bit of mercy? please?
sharks islanders is the /hoc/ event of the evening
>>153771297Most players now are either lanklets or twinks or dyels
Is this good
>>153771658
>>153771658Not even interesting enough to get on Hockey Night in Canada.
>>153771687I wonder how many of them can bench 3pl8
My penguins ):
>>153771725didney
>>153771694not at all
>>153771725Probably sub 10%
>>153771747he's gonna look like carrot top by the time he retires
Moorhead scaaaaaaaarrrr
didney corbsy
>>153771694It's good if you like laughing at the oilels and take joy in them winning zero Cups after all that lottery luck
>>153771658nope it's the MN state tourney
>>153771784why is he so zesty?
crosby is dedicated to fitness
now it's the time for the leafs comeback
Fox is not good
>>153771763Good thing gymceling isn't very important for this sport
Watching the laffs play really helps me appreciate my Dabres
>>153771829he's locked in
>>153771870Cardio matters a lot more
That there new Youngblood movie was pretty good, I enjoyed it, even though it starred a coloured person and a Quebecer
toews is more washed than my freshly washed laundry
>>153771838based
>>153771961Which one?
>>153771961jen
>>153771969the one who went to india and shit himself for 2 weeks straight in order to cure himself of long covid or something
>>153771961The fact he’s still playing this deep into the season is impressive after so much time away from the NHL.
>>153771900he's lucky that he channeled his autism into something useful
morning sharks nation are we READY
>>153772014Are you saying it wasn't useful to channel my autism entirely into 4chan, Warhammer and Pokemon?
>>153772105yes
>>153772191omg
>>153771799I love it because I get to see all the talent pass through my team and never have to worry about the Soilers winning shit
NOOO WAYMY MAMMIES
>>153771658not the flames???
i am not a fan of this thread
Good news is my Bolts btfo the Laffs again. Bad news is they’ll get btfo by Buffalo tomorrow.
>>153772373we're all sharkies now :3 *kisses you*
>>153772191
why aren't the laughs winning for the womens
>get scored on twice in 30 seconds>proceed to get your ass beat in the brawlif my utes don't win this i'm blowing my shit smooth off
SLAF BUUUUUUUUUUT
Habs tied it
Jake evans now that’s a name I haven’t heard in a while I can remember 1 or 2 trade deadlines ago he was a big name being tossed around I wonder what went wrong there
Habs took the lead
HABITANT BUUUUUUUUUUTTHEY STOLE THE LEAD BACK!!
Back to back but? Oh my.
LAFFS ARE STORMING BACK BABY!!!!!
Nick "The Dagger" Suzuki
is AMerican country music popular in Winnipeg/Manitoba?
wow those habs took the lead in like 30 seconds. blink and you missed it
Hellebuyck really is a 3v3 GOD
LEAFS LOSE AGAAAAAAAAAAAIN
>>153772112I made the same mistake :(
Pettersson, to Arshdeep. Back to Pettersson. Takes a look, passes back to Arshdeep. To Pettersson. Arshdeep now, Pettersson, Arshdeep SHOOTS! Just wide, picked up by Zeevstein Buiumberg, to Arshdeep he SCAAAAAAAAAAAARS! HE SCAAARS! Vancouver deficit reduced to 5!
there was once a time, very long ago it seems, where the prospect of an ep40 breakaway in overtime would bring hopeful excitement
Habs winscreenshot this
>>153772542helle misses his American bros
>laffs
>>153772555Checked. Will report this prediction
The Habs are my favorite team to watch So so so kino
>>153772550JEN
>>153772555trips of truthbut.. we'll see
>>153772555checked
>>153772578Same. So many comeback wins. Even as a Kings fan I enjoyed this game
dobes was chimping out for some reason
Wait this game was in LA? Kwab
what was Dobes yelling about
>>153772550The Canucks waived Bains ever since he was no longer marketable after Diwali Night.
>Montreal Canadiens>Best players aren't CanadiansKek
Great job DobesFuck you Montembum
>kangz
>>153772555told you
>>153772638What do you mean? Both Caufield and Hutson are Canadian.
>WE WUZ KANGS
i guess i'll switch over to the jackets/mammory glands game then
>>153772642I don't know why they keep playing Montembeult other than to inflate the egos of the Quebecois? None of the Canadian players should be starting for Montreal
>>153772555CHEQUED
Noooo my laffs 2nd round pick :(
>>153772691MSL likes him, the boys like him. It's pity at this point.
>>153772673>Both Caufield and Hutson are CanadianWhatever helps you sleep at night 2nd place
>>153772691the habs are contractually obligated to put fr*nch people on the ice from time to time
>>153772555CHEQUEDHABS FOR THE CUP
>>153772691montembélite!just believe lil bro
>>153772712Two Canadian men shoot their loads into two American women, two Canadians pop out. Usually boys since that's how our seed works.
>>153772555>it's realHOLY SHIT
Moorhead scaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrr
>>153772723fattest, frenchest goalie in the league
>>153772555
>>153772686My mammies will find a way to win :)
>>153772733Cope
Gary really doesn’t want Utah to lose
>>153772756Just speaking fax is all
>Dangle reading the Vaporeon copypastaWow, leafs sucking shit mindbroke him
>>153772691Some of the losses was because of squeaky goals I doubt Dobeš could have saved also. But others, he was really not good at all. A mixed, unfortunate season to be honest.
Think I will get high and stick around for sharks/islanders before I play vidya.
>>153772769They're American. Keep coping all you want though, I'm enjoying the 2nd place cope
>>153772778FUCK OFF ALREADY AND STOP POSTING THAT GIF AND THAT BUM, HE'S DONE HE'S NOT ON THIS TEAM COME NEXT SEASON. END OF!
>4-4>two gordie howesdidn't I say this game would be a barnburner?
>>153772757utes are getting raped by the refs what are you talking about
>>153772802It's been a ton of fun, miska
STEVE DANGLE READING FURRY FANFIC ON STREAMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0W6CrUiInJcTHIS IS NOT A DRILL
>>153772575>>153772555I can confirm this prediction is true. The trips of truth never fails.
>>153772745WE GOT A GAME
>>153772817sounds about right
NEW>>153754835>>153754835
mammies win!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>153772754YESSIRRRR
>>153772886glad to see when a people embrace their national sport like you have
>>153772910>>153772910>>153772910NEW
>>1537728254-3
