Sens Edition >>153768705
Canes @ Flames begins now
/KRAK/
CAM ON SPUUUUUUUUDS
Lmao Brady is still in Ottawa
>>153772948Nah, our >shorks are winning
Stop making these shit Canadian teams the thread theme
Thread reminder: We own you
Schaefer > Celebrini
When will hockey east playoffs be finalized?
do the habs still need a 2C?
>>153772980>back to back after losing to a musical note and a kickgrim
>>153772910Hell yeah I love the Sens. Karlsson in 2017 was one of the greatest performances I've seen.
TUSKS UP
>>153773055what digimon is that
>>153773017Tomorrow when Buffalo beats Tampa so bad they get relegated to the echl
>>153773055i wasn't necessarily worried about losing, i was just worried about losing after getting mogged in the brawl
>>153773076Mamoswine, you dingus
>>153772989nuh uh fagit
>>153772989no you don't!
HEEEEM
My penguins ):
>>153773103
>>153772989who cares about the olympics? now it's all about the race to playoffs
>>153772989
>>153773144Yeah we need to defend our 33 year title reign
>>153773138fite me u bish
injun night in calgary
Huomenta but the opposite
>>153773076It's actually a pal
Moorhead empty net down 1 with 1 min to go
>>153773083regulation doesnt happen in /nhl
>our
PULLED GOALIE SCOOOOOOOOOAAAARRRRR
MOORHEAD SCAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR
Should I call my old man tomorrow or monday night?
>>153772910they're making sissy edits of matthews on facebook
my moths won tonightmy stars will win tomorrow
>>153773298share some with us so we can judge them
>>153773262Kino goal Warroad did the same thing earlier
>>153773171
>>153773289why do you need to call him?
>>153772989fucking download adobe photoshop, it takes not even an hour
>>153773370UMEMEET AT THE BORDERNOWFAGIT
>>153773407But that image took 5 seconds. Considering its just a throw away joke post why would he put the extra effort in?
hi bros
>>153773429I'll fight you on your home turf. See you in Kashmir
>>153773167Who is this supposed to bother even
>>153773455coward
>>153773378I want to see how he's doing since I couldn't speak to him last week
>>153773167Imagine losing to this, I know I can't
>>153773486
>>153773450Hello fren <3
Who was the better team today?
>>153773543how was your day? i'm tired and have to be up "early" tomorrow and it's dst, so i'm gonna try to go to bed early
>>153773520How dare you post our Shannon
We've come a long way, friends
oh hey, tony D did good
>ACKAROV
>>153773492is he sick?
askysisters... he's busting again...
>>153773729>>153773744does anyone actually have any confidence in him anymore
>>153773771nah i already hopped on the ravensbergen wagon
anthony duclair is being sent to hell for that
Jack Hughes
>>153773856American Hero
>>153773876
>>153773856>>153773876Jackowitz Hughenstein.
i just found out today that this bossman hails from montreal and not toronto
did you know they made a pokemon that's just a set of keys - steve dangle
>>153774021it's only a matter of time before he joins his mother in the jewish sports hall of fame
>>153774039>not like my glorious genwun with pokemon made out of eggs and magnets
midlife crisis unc hairstyle
what if we took the dumbest gen1 concepts and then made the whole next generation that gay, that's all new pokemon are - steve dangledon't think he should be using slurs like that but it's hard to disagree with his point
>>153774238Looks like the type of guy that still goes to clubs looking to score coke but nobody sells to him because they all think he's a cop
Pokemon is something you are supposed to grow out of by age 10
>>153774259why are you watching himdoes he arouses you or something
>>153774238I think it looks cool.
>>153774356I would never hear a thing about Steve dangle if not for this dudes obsession
I missed the hit (jacking off) does anyone have the webm??
>>153774259where is dingle talking about this? on his own podcast or else wear?
Oh man, that hit on that one Krak player must've hurt.
>>153774356yes he's very handsome and i wish he cheered for my team so we could suck each others dicks while cheering for the montreal canadiens>>153774438someone said he read the vaporeon copypasta so i'm listening through his leafs/lightning cast
>>153774428>grown ass man still touching his clitty
>>153774519Nigga, you're gay.
>>153774549yeah i said that
is it really necessary to have Tara Sloane do some sjw interview every time the game comes back from commercial break
>>153774593yes. the bay area is the sneeden of north america.
Celebrini SSSSSSSSCCCCCCCCAAAAAAARRRRR
my macky :)
Steve's chat made him read the Vaporeon copypasta on stream
>>153774701No one gives a fuck
jumbo joe is going to like that one
Moorhead back to back state champs
>>153774727cope
SPUDS!!!
>>153774727in all fairness, i bookmarked it for later viewing
Throw all Celebrini simps into a wood chipper.
>tfw 40 in 5 monthsam i an unc
>>153774829Do u have any niece of newphews?
>>153774829Age is just a number anonBut that's a high number
i'm getting sloshed so someone pay extra close attention to the sharks/jlmi game in my stead okay thanks buddy
>>153774908>Age is just a numberKill yourself.
for me it's michael misa
>>153774956Pace yourself bud
>>153774961Why did that trigger such an angry response?
>advertisements for polymart
Flames getting cucked on their own broadcast
THATS MY GOAT
brother what the fuck was that just stand up
>>153775103eat rock candy
Goddamnit Bussi I was hoping your light pounding tonight wasn't gonna bust. Seems like they slipped one in on ya and ya just weren't prepared for the shot. Could'a used that shutout stat.
>>153775023It's a co-opted phrase used by Flames fans
People dont talk about this dude enough
Another goal for the Sens. Yeah.
>>153774701Timestamp?>>153774727I care deeply, it was my donation
>>153775269Didn't Askarov, Vlad.
Sorry I tried. I'll go back to r/hockey.
>>153775269he's a diving pussy
>>153774674Why are you rooting for a team that’s from California?
>>153774428
>>153775269feel like i hear that sentiment on a weekly basis but nobody has anything else to say about him
>>153775328A little woo for the snes scoring isn't exciting
>>153775269he will win the art ross this season
>>153775366Because this thread is so shit I larp as fans of 20 different teams just to liven it up
>>153775292>I care deeply, it was my donationwait, were you also the Lopunny chad?
>pay money to steve dangle>rush back to your friend simulator /hoc/ to tell everyone>get called a fagMoney well spent.
>>153775475Yessir. I have unlimited access to my Dad's credit cards because he's a lawyer.
>>153775549based if truestill kinda based even if larpingkeep tormenting Steve with obscure Pokémon erotica
>steve dangle>pokemonz>bussi bussi bussiAbsolute shit tier crowd in here tonight.
>kr-ACK-en
>>153775638keep seething, you gay fag
frenships on /hoc/ aren't simulated. they are real.
Bussi getting prolapsed
he's dead, jim
>>153775860_/ _/ _/
F R O S T ROSTatta boy frosty my favorite flame
>>153775860unironically please kill yourself you relentless shitposter
>>153775860I don't bring /pol/ to /hoc/ and also I feel bad for all the Russians playing in the NHL who are stuck in the middle of all this>tl;dr: meh
>>153775734We'd have noone if we didn't have each other
>>153775734Everything is a simulation bud, all of you are imaginary in my dream world :)
>>153775989Why did they get rid of so many players but keep hoob
>>153776050Never wake the dreamer
>>153776028Tldr youre a spineless cuck and the San Jose Sharks unlike you are never afraid to take a stance on literal life or death issues.
LolKrakheadsLmao even
>>153776088Huberdeau will miss the remainder of the season with a hip injury. If he will be dealt (lol) it will be in the offseason.
>>153776177lets see if the jannies can answer that for ya
>>153775269He is the NHL's quintessential statpadder.Oh dude, he put up 4 assists on the bottom of the Atlantic >laffs! Wowie!
>>153776088No one wants Pooperdeau
>>153776199I'd say hoob is worth a 1st if the flams retend 50%
EP40 is a cool ass nickname i'm not gonna lie
>>153776280i prefer EK65
>>153776280The basketball mammoth had a Russian guy named AK47. I think he also peaked early and had a lot of injuries
>>153776263
>>153776250Think of the post season numbers he could put up
>>153776306I hate EK65 with every fiber of my being.
Where the fuck are the krakheads?There is a Krak game happening, and I see no Krakheads itt.
>>153776540they're all at the
A very serious organizationhttps://edmontonjournal.com/sports/hockey/nhl/cult-of-hockey/edmonton-oilers-bob-stauffer-could-be-general-manager-of-edmonton-oilers-ex-player-says-hmm
>>153776954As in Stauffers microwave mac and cheese?
>>153776540sorry, dnd ran late this weekoh look they're losing, what a suprise
>>153777061How does one justify spending all that money on a team that hasn't won a cup since the 60s?
>>153777217If you're not playing a warlock who worships a sea god, I'll be disappointed.
Watching that 70s show
>>153777361Where
>>153777398At my parents house
You guys are really boring tonight
get your maklin celebrini figurine NOW
>>153777447just like my e-slop
>>153777447What do you want to do?
>>153777297great old one warlock, close enough
>uhm... do you mind if i have the puck, anon?wat do?
>>153777505What e-slop are you referring to?
>>153777447sorry anon we'll try harder to entertain you
imagine if the sharks knew how to win face-offs
P I C K L E SICKLES
>>153777447i go away when /pol/ spills into /hoc/
oh okay the Hurricanes just aren't playing tonightthanks for wasting my timenot a bent leg or wet lock of hair in sight
yeah that's about right
>>153777539>yeah if i can have your number haha ;)
This is getting embarrassing. No team should not be getting booty blasted by the Sens.
>>153776954Be honest, there are a lot of fans who can run a pro sports team with great results. You just don't treat the players as human
>>153777239I think he got something like $700 in donations for his stream today so I think he's probably got some money to spare
>>153777853the magnets are active to try to keep the pacific competitive
>>153777239You buy all that Team Can'tnada crap and you haven't even seen them win the Olympic Gold in over a decade
>>153777539i recoil in disgust from the dandruff/lice in her hair
I'm just going to play some vidya before bed, gg snes
>>153778001Why do people even donate to him? He doesn't need our money
>>153777988Chris Drury tried this and it didn't work
>This just in: Canadian man dress as a Spartan outfit violates massive squid
>>153777853*Playoffs bound sennies ;)
>>153778198Doujin name?
>>153778198https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gi5nCd1ZVrwSENS ARMY...
>>153778150Bro come back, your Kraks got a goal. I'm sure they'll totally make a comeback.>>153778200>>153778278You guys aren't even Canadians. Why do you care if the Sens are doing well?
holy fuck this senators turd is boring
>>153778358I care because >>153778278 he cares
If only the Sens could play this good every game :(
>Schaefer! None of that shit!jen
>refs cheating like madone of the fun little tricks of aussie sports is how you can still go after players for punishments after the game is over
>>153778358some people don't buy into The Narrative and just cheer for teams because of non-gps location based reasonsdon't tell this to gary and his marketing team though because they will hunt down those people and kill them
>>153778546Like our Canadian Islanders fans and American Flames bros
>>153778603And our Turkish and Brazilian Sharks fujo girlies
Reffies managing the game in san jose. Pathetic.
this game STINKS
>>153778686you voted for ityou payed for it
>>153778686at least they aren't just sitting on their phones I guess
>>153778725>Implying he isn't pirating the gameLmao
>>153778750cope i have sportsnet+ premium
>>153778737
T H E - B E E HE-B EE
>take a shower>come back>7-3
>>153778758Why would you do that to yourself?
>>153778758are you allowed to? do you use a vpn?
Wish I didnt watch this islanders/sharks game
>paying for shit when its free online
>>153778793It was 7 - 3
shit kr-ACK-en bros comeback time?
Schaefer just embarrassed Celebrini
>>153778851Yeah no. They're not coming back from this. Gg.
shartzal is a dirty fuck
askarov? more like can't decide on which maskarov to wherearaov
The anime girls did not disappoint tonight. Put on a good show.
>>153778898You're not affiliated with me, pedo fag.
our macky lost :(
right in the 5 hole
HOR BOVAT
should have executed the refs after the whistle if that's how they're going to act
LETS GO /HOC/ ALL NIGHTER WITH ME LETS WATCH THE ASIAN LEAGUE AND WORK OUR WAY BACK AROUND THE GLOBE!!!
>>153778957I'll meet you over in /afl/
>>153778916Kek, oh yes he is
GG shorksGood impression by Schenn. Now something to do about that power play
always a bad night when my sharkies lose to the broship :\
>>153777538is this from a new magic the gathering set?wow Calgary Flames kicked butt. reminds me of playing NHL 94 again. except back then instead of Carolina they were from CONNETICUNT and called the Whale Tails
>Macklin Cuckitini
>>153778957I'll be up for awhile yet just chilling
>>153778974is that what we call referee interference
>>153778892Tell Sherwood he's a fucking fag
>>153778987I'm glad this style went away by 2000. It looks so trashy
>>153778968>>153778994LETS GOOOOOOALL NIGHTER SATURDAY!!!!!
>>153779070Dont forget we lose an hour :(
>>153778974>>153778991Mackletransitive verb:to fail to meet the expectation or hope ofMackled, Mackles, Macklin
>>153779055dare i say.....low test?
>>153779088FUCK i forgot about that. i hate springing forward
>>153779088LETS GOOOO THANK YOU FARMERS GOD BLESS YOU
I was coached to focus on things that we as a team could control because losing one's shit at the referees, even when justified, is generally just a distraction from playing to win. To that end, I am going to suggest that the Sharks place Reaves on waivers tomorrow morning because what we saw tonight demonstrated that the deterrent factor of having an enforcer on the roster is precisely zero.
>>153778957i only pull all nighters for /tourdefrance/ or /magog/ aka cs2 major tournaments
why are "bo horvat" and "brock nelson" so good now lmao was lou right?
>>153779139read this post in a high pitched bitch voice
>>153779150Off you go then
there is literally nothing wrong with having a high pitched bitch voice
>>153779150>all nighter for bicycles.....
>>153779203
>>153779195they don't do warped tour anymore bro...its over
macksisters we lostbud1
celebrinibros...
>>153779219never heard of zagnut
>>153779233how DARE that motherfucker tap MY MACKY CELEBRATION in the HEAD very LIGHTLY and on ACCIDENT
>>153779233How the fuck do you get checked by Barzal
>>153779233The kids who won the Calder...
>>153779233why does the trainer look like he's gonna kiss his neck? t.heated rivals fan
>>153779233He will be fine. That happens
>My Sharkies
if I'm Reaves I'm waiting outside of Barzals hotel room with a fucking spiked baseball bat
>>153779383cope my left hand is the one moving the mouse and tapping the keys while my right is under the table watching macky
Leafs fans threatened Marner’s family.
>>153779383this is literally me
>>153779383canonically she is the same thing but a woman now
>>153779377he was fine. the islanders might have some issues when the coven decides what hex to use in response.
daniel was drunk at the bar again talking about trump and israel while trever and i were trying to watch hockey
>>153779453i hope they cast the testicular torsion hex... whenever he's on the powerplay
>>153779458*trevor
>>153779458is that you, henrik sedin?
>>153779467probably a more useful spell than giving all the team's dads cancer
>>153779403>SAAR WE DO NOT LIKE YOUR FAMILY MEMBER MITCHELL SAAR
>>153779458Oh ya where was cory?
>>153779501the Saars also carjacked him
>>153779467>testicular torsionI can feel my balls twisting while I read that
It’s funny how Americans and Canadians will have a fake name like Hanifin and Celebrini just so their hockey kid will be unique
>>153779055I love thongs of course and especially when gen x milf's wear them to this day, but it's crazy that there was a time when thongs were displayed outside/above the pants with a forced wedgie or whatever. just kind of retardedgreat media stuff, baggy underwear for men, thongs sticking out over women's jeans. riiiiiiiiiiight wonderful media and entertainment trends
>>153779518You're just used to everyone being named Ahmed, Muhamed and Ismail
>>153779383Ban the wojak
>>153779518cope celebrini is a croatian name
>>153779095No I prefer my women to look classy and demure. That shit looks like tweaker fashion from the trailer park >>153779519we all know (((who))) is responsible
>>153779518>kirby>arber
>>153779518>mad there are more last names than Carlson
>>153779530Are they actually from Croatia or is this a social media thing? Obviously the name itself is Italian.
>5'10>160lbs soaking wet>can't skate>muffin shotThis kid stinks
>>153779571>Celebrini is of Croat descent through his paternal grandfather, Anton Celebrini, who was born in Porat near Malinska, Croatia, on the island of Krk.[4] At the time of his emigration, the region was part of Yugoslavia.[5] Despite the surname sounding Italian, which is common in the Croatian Northern Adriatic, the family identifies as Croatian.
>>153779219C not being collard greens is a crime or h being ham hock. G being gumbo over grits is understandable but jello instead of jambalaya? and no peanut butter mayo sandwiches?ninja plz
>>153779582Canamutts
>>153779582Didn’t Gary have some delusions about him playing for Italy
>>153779578leave will's ex-boyfriend gay parole alone>>153779582interesting! though it makes me wonder if 'sounds italian' is another way of saying assimilated.
>>153779582have a last name end in -i is common in the southern Europe/Levantine portions of the old world. Usually it's a reflection of where your family came from
>>153779518>t. SvenskarallenmatOrkonholdbjorn
>>153779403Skinner had it worse and did fine, mitch is just bitchmade
>>153779748Soilers fans deserve all the misery for blaming Skinner. Not his fault Bouchard couldn't guard a refrigerator door
hey flamesbro's how about andersson for whitecloud who says no
>>153779849>who says noEvery girl I've ever asked out.
>>153779855KWAB
Great, now i'm sipping coffee at 3 am instead of 2 am.
I know this is an unpopular opinion but this is a lost season. They should tank. I felt this way before since I felt it was unlikely they’d do anything, and I don’t think losing a 1st rd playoff series in 5 or 6 games is really “experience” for a team whose core players are all 20 and under.But I really feel this way now because we’ve seen that teams now know how to deal with cele. Be extremely physical, targeting him and even committing penalties on him because they aren’t getting called and the sharks don’t have enough goons to prevent it. even with Sherwood they’re a soft fucking team right now. That’s what happens when you fill your team with salary fillers and your main goon is a 54yo reaves. Ferraro isn’t a goon. He gets down but he isn’t that guy. None of them are.If Dickinson is going to continue to suck maybe he needs to find his niche in the nhl as a fucking headhunter. He’s got the body. Send his fucking ass to AKA this summer. Have khabib teach him how to throw his weight around and hope it can translate to the ice and have them teach him how to fight too. I’m half jesting on that but for real he needs to learn to be a savage this offseason. Guys like Barzal need to learn that if they try to hurt cele, there is a guy on our team that will return the favor two fold.I hate to say it but that’s helped the panthers as massive of pieces of shits they are. As long as the DPS is run by, of all fucking people, George fucking parros. The poster child for goons during his time, a guy who owns a fucking clothing brand called violent gentlemen.That is who the league put in charge of player safety. They want this. They want violence and apparently they want violence towards Mack.It’s up to the sharks to protect him but that’s not happening this year. Tank and pray you get chase reid with the sharks pick and somehow land ryan Lin wi the the oils. That would basically be the end game. Then you sign as many goons as you can, like even the 3rd line has goons.
>>153779906>eastbeast>westleast
>>153779930yo anon, look
>>153779958>*punch*
>>153779958HA! got his ass
>>153779958
>*shoots the puck at you*
>>153779990>*laughs, makes a snowball, throws it on you but the -10C snow just explodes on your jacket without causing you any actual pain*
Where the heck did 2 AM goI wasn't supposed to be awake for Real Pacific Hours
>>153780018Also known as Real Chad Hours
>>153780021trvke
muh kongs its so over
>>153780018if you experienced clock "science" then be grateful it means you're not a cantnuvks fan
>>153780041We want to lose at this point to move up in the draft. This offseason we gotta trade Doughty and see if anyone wants Panarin, Kuemper, Moore and Kempe. Tear it all down and start over. Even the team in Ontario is ass right now. Only good player is Lee
It’s up
now the sun wont be directly over head at high noon during winter hours anymore wont somebody think of the children
>>153780060yeah tank atp feel bad for kopitar tho
>>153780135If you want to feel worse, his last career home game will be against Edmonton. Hockey gods are cruel
>>153780126
>>153780126>0.1%the leafs can still make it!
>>153780018
go canucksgo ducksgo flamesgo kingsgo knightsgo krakengo oilersgo sharks
>>153780153Are you taking Colorado or the field? I feel like Wild and Golden Knights have a good chance to take them out. Out East I am taking Montreal
>>153780180>kek>kek>>kek>kek>kek>kek>kek
>>153780195
>>153780195colorado will crash and burn like the ruins a few years ago
>>153780211Getting Kadri is big though. Mackinnon has a chip on his shoulder after that embarrassment in the Olympics
what do we do about this?
>>153780254kadri is a geezer
>>153780270have all the players on each team fight their teammates until there's one alpha left
time for chinese dating sim
>>153780291he has played well this year and he's not even that old
>>153780311have fun im playing some runescape
>>153780270positive a lot of team captains are picked by management as spokesmen
>>153780351just got the shit beat out of me in a boxing match by the ex husband of the girl who is paying me to pretend to be her boyfriend
>>153780378kek
>>153780378them chinese love to box i heard thats a huge regional sport in some areas of china, anyway i suggest telling the girl about that and she'll feel bad for you and you'll get sexy time as she takes care of you.
>>153780391>>153780393she gave me big hearts for getting in to it in the first place (even tho she told me not too) then another heart when I got knocked out. when i woke up in the hospital her, the girl im living with and the girl who wants to be my gf but I always ignore shows up at the hospital. so i talked to the dude in the hospital bed next to me. he had a broken leg because he got beat up by a woman, he told me to tread careful in matters of the heart. think thats enough for today.
>>153780420oof thats a tough situation but i reckon the dude next to you gave you some good advice, play this one out slow and make a calculated decision here bud.
zamnn bitchkinnon is not even better than norrisman bouchgod?
>>153780429thanks pal
>hottest chuck in the game>is also a single motherkek, you got me chinks
>kid is literally learning english from a book called "maple leaf english"kwab
>>153772910News said some old hockey player just admitted to being a homo. Which one was it? Some 40 yo
>>153780483Cindy Crosby
>>153780483I think on account of all the Hæted Rævalry hype I think news of this nature would be headlines and easy to find and I'm not seeing anything.Might I suggest you dreamt it?
>>153780937>Hæted RævalryNever do this again.
>>153780483malkin stopped posting on twitter after getting exposed for liking cum cleanup cuckoldry videos
>>153780983I'll take your feedback on board but frankly I do what I want
>0G 4A in 7 games since coming back from ItalyAuston... Easy on the lasagna...
>>153781121He broke you mentally
>>153781121the soilers could really use a goal scorer
You'd think with all the talented Canadians in the league that at least a few would "answer the call" and go to a contender Canadian team to end >1993. Nope life is simply to comfy for the Canadian whereever in America he is - Pittsburgh, Florida, Vegas, San Jose...
>>153781347comfy is just a code word for boring desu
You'd think in a place called Thailand they would dress a little more classy
>>153781347>Chuds prefer to be with their own kindShocking
>>153781347gary's merc system is rigged such that these players are unable to do that
>>153782186All Volkskanadians must return to ze Fatherland und put an end to >1993.
Only 3 teams can win the cupCarolinaColoradoDallasThe other teams, they are just too bad.
this nigga really said carolina XD
>>153781347A few did. Look what happened to McGaykid. The GM proceeded to surround his talent with the worst defense and Bulju. He dragged them kicking and screaming to back to back finals only for the tendies to let in softies. You can argue he should have taken a paycut but what would the GM have done with an extra 3-4 million? Add another pylon like Cody Ceci?
>>153778898
Fiume is Italian
>>153773975>Binnishit
I take it back the sharks don't deserve Celebrini and Smith, that fanbase has changed for the worse
What the FUCK!?
>>153783027Because they hunger for a cup after years of suffering like Buffalo and Vancouver?
>>153783054really wish my debbies didn't fire ruff
bedard and matthews should honestly just switch places
>>153782810why didnt the goalie move
>MLSE cannot be happy. This kind of losing hits them hard in the wallet if fans tune out. Ticket sales, ratings, merch…. It’s one thing to not make the playoffs, another to seem to not even try.Oh noes, MLSE revenue is down. DOWN, I SAY!
>>153783148And hairlines
>>153783233Had the Prime Minister been alerted to a possible tank season yet? Over half the fans have vacated by current projection.
>>153783233>ticket salesare they not sold out already?
>>153781121That's my good medallist captain
>>153780483It's not Shayne corson, I can assure you
>>153783276Playoffs ticket sales go straight to owners, no revenue sharing.
> Kucherov, Hedman and Vasilevskiy will all be headed to the Hockey Hall of Fame. Corey Perry, who was acquired at the deadline, will be eventually be enshrined alongside his teammates as well.
watching old fights on the youtubes with my morning tea
>>153783174its just a bag of pucks
>>153783301At least he has one cup so legitimize his entry. He has the only non-asterisk cup in the class.
>>153779530Crot is Italian cley
>>153783309Which ones?
>>153783290>stack the deck so sunbelt teams make the playoffs each year>revenue share regular season games to hedge your bets against fair-weather casuals Masterclass in growing the game from Gary
>>153783327>muh asterix
>>153783337https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6Dd0xVGyzAa lot of good jody shelley scraps in it
>>153783338>laffs
Devils went down to Pittsburgh They were lookn for a playoff spot to steal
>>153783350**
>>153783354Wish the VHS rip was better. Shelley one of my favorite Jackets.
>>153783376masterclass cope
>>153783366Devils aren't making the playoffs, m4*2
**>it was in***
>>153783383shelley was a legend here. they did a fan vote a few years ago for best moosehead of all time and shelley beat out mackinnon. he could've ran for mayor.
>>153783383I swear they purposely sabotage NHL highlights on youtube, everything looks 50 years older than it should
>>153783233Wishful thinking but no matter how bad the laffs sink the seats are full.
>on-ice product
>>153783354also a rare swedish tough guy, elias abrahamsson his nickname was volvo turbo lol
>>153783485Interns work fast and cast a wide net
daaamnhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOL9ls6TJFQ
>>153783485nhl.com doesnt even bother to upload all the goal videos on the gameday page half the time. leafs/lightning from last night is missing 2
Who in the Eastern conference can actually beat Carolina?
>>153783510>>153775396
>>153783528Whoever makes the ECF sweeps them
>>153783528Carolina is still the same team they are every year. A well oiled machine that’s impressive in the regular season but gets exposed by their goaltender in the playoffs. Wouldn’t even surprise me if the isles did it and the isles are like watching the game at 0.5x speed
>>153783516They want you to watch it live or pay for the app ;)
>>153783528canes always choke in the playoffs, avs will too
>>153775396>>153783510https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVQkkZvV1PQ BAH GAWD KING, MICHEALS' TUNING UP THE BAND
>>153783528literally every playoff team in the atlantic
>>153783571Kadri is getting suspended in the 1st round
Huomenta
>>153783622but the oppositefuck gaylight savings
>>153783566I'm talking a clip from 2005 looking like it's from 1965, bizarre zapruder tier quality
they should rename wrist shots arm shots because you're still mostly using your arms
>>153783808doesnt that describe every shotyou can hold a stick with your legs
>>153783814slap shot power comes mostly from the core so they should call those core shots
WYNA LIU YOU CLASSLESS BOZO THIS IS CLEARLY FOUR TENNIS PLAYERS YOUR STUPID GAME IS BROKEN AND PROBABLY UNVERIFIED FAN SUBMISSIONS AT THIS POINT
I saw sidney Crosby put some zip on a one handed back hand shot. I can't even conceive of lifting the puck one handed on the back hand like that
>>153779578>Huberdeau>Drouin>Laferriere>Pelletier>and now this guysNotice something?
>>153783820its still an arm shot
>>153783907well if everything is an arm shot to you then it would be redundant to ever use the word arm and thus we search for a more accurate term you cornball dingus
>>153783939hence why we call it a wrist shot
What if the leafs don’t win a single game for the rest of the year?
>>153783882I like anthony duclair even though patrick roy and approximately ten different NHL general managers do not
>>153784001patrick roy had duclair in quebec too
>>153783882will there ever be another lecavalier again?
>>153783988finally tickets will be cheap
Has any group of sports fans suffered more than the Toronto fans who started to support them in the 70s and still do today?
>>153783988Then they will get their first rounder back.They still need to fire all of upper management who made this a cluster fuck of a year.They fired so many key people and wonder why this year was a complete failure.
I am surprised the laffs still suck, but what the hell is up with ChicagoHow are they somehow run even worse than the laffs?They got Bedard and have literally done nothing since.
>>153784163>Bedard is an RFA after this seasonWho's picking him up?No way in fuck he signs unless they give him 15 mill
>>153783950try using only your wrists to shoot the puck and let us know how that goes
>>153784163Bedard is a bust
lost an hour of sleep >:(
>>153784266that explains why I'm so sleepy this morning >:(
>>153784273we'll make it bro
Gavin McKenna assaulted another person, surely he can't get picked as nr 1?
Bedard is Patrick Kane 2.0.Kane still needed a stacked team to win those 3 cups back in the 2010's. Meanwhile Bedard has got fuckall.
>>153784163Truly a retarded franchise that has no idea how to build around him, Bedard is simply fucked staying there.
>>153784289Good thing he is out after April, he can go anywhere, I would be INCREDIBLY surprised if they convince him to stay
Lost an hour of not asking
>>153784314lost the cup for over 30 years and don't even mention the olympic gold medal
>>153784284lmaoprime kane was much quicker than conor will ever be
>>153784279WAGMI
>>153784289It’s shocking to see how far they’ve fallen considering they had a dynasty not too long ago.
>>153784338Seething
>>153784357this. they were elite back when I was in high school. in 2013 they were unbeatable
>>153784284They have a defenseman from belarus who gets confused a lot
>>153784357ya why can't they always be a dynasty it doesn't make sense
>>153784386It was a different time...
>>153784365but enough about you
>>153784283only if he's still elite
My redwings will bootyblast these devils of New Jersey (redundant) screencap this
Why are the flippin games so flippin early?
>>153784657No swearing this is a family friendly community
I heard that Arvi is having good season with the Bruins ?
where is everyone
its gonna be weird seeing mr carlson flying the orange. apparently he had an emotional phonecall with backstrom
>>153784731looking for the puck
>>153784357>not 3 in 4Sorry. Dynasty status denied.
>>153784690Sure, why not. They are all overachieving at the moment.
>>153784595Larkin is still day to day and it's March.There will be a bootyblasting but not for the Wings.
>>153784915Even in Gary's NuHL?
>>153784731having the annual /hoc/ orgy. you weren't invited?
>>153784940ok screencap my post if you're not afraid
It’s so over for my penguins ):
I married common street trash
My husband's a selfish asshole
>>153784965No dynasties allowed in the Gary era
>>153785113The Gera if you will
>first in Pacific Division>negative goal differentialGary seriously
>>153785227Nobody in that division deserves to make playoffs
Landeskog out with a lower body injury after Cale fired a shot into his balls last game.
>>153785227>second and third and fourth and fifth and sixth and seventh and eighth in Pacific Division>More losses than wins
>>153785308The Brock Faber Special
it's actually crazy how inconsistent dominoes is. I order literally the same thing every time (medium cheese, extra cheese well done) and sometimes it's fantastic and other times like just now it's downright inedible. im giving up on them as soon as my dominoes points are gone.
>>153785308JEN
>>153777421You are supposed to say Down the Street
knights play the oilers toknight. both shit lately
>>153784731I was at the grocery shop
>>153785380>grocery shopfalse flagger
I found the puck. now what?
>>153785398I needed food for next week
>>153785438it's already next week
>>153785437SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
>>153785329start ordering from your local pizzeria. they'll have more consistency
>>153785443My week is synchronized with the work week
>>153785113>forgetting florida 2024-27
watching the german broadcast
>>153785474>>153785474>>153785474NEW
>>153784186try using only your abs to shoot the puck and let us know how that goes
>>153785329works on my machine
>>153783528Themselves
