Why don’t they tickle?

19-19

someone needs to heem rogan right now

Guy left his wife because she refused bolt Ons btw

uh oh
>>153777115
>>153777062
>>153776997
>>153776960

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Didn't know there were fucking fags in the bronx!!!

PARAMOUNT CRASHED WTF

HEEM CRASHY

>>153777081
Sniffing

IT'S OVER

OH MY I SURE DO LOVE PARAMOUNT

>stream down
jews doing me a favour and saving me from this slop

charles made paramount go to sleep

>>153777201
rogan called out the odds right as it did

holloway is getting acked

I came to drop a borallo. Is the fight good?

CRASHED
LMAO
JEWS
NIGGERS
FUCKING CHEAPSKATE
KIKES
FUCK
YOU

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>153777184
PARAMOUNT YOU FUCKS!!!!

WELCOME TO THE PARAMOUNT ERA

do all streams just rip from Paramount?
Is it all over?

Hello is this tech support?

Lmao

Spanish feed is good btw

lmao i done watching the UFC
holy shit this sport when down the drain
fucking hate joe rogan

>i stopped playing poe to watch this shit

send in the jeets

THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS KISSING HIM

spottsurge dot net
streams are up

>>153777296
Spics can’t stop winning

>>153777277
full ksw on the fan. paramount are the bad motherfuckers now

Aight, I'll just wake up and see the oliveria decision win tomorrow then

It's back up. Embarrassing.

>after Paramount crash
olives is still on top

I fw you Charles but grapplers can't be BMFs

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Im out here on my raench you know
Us Brazillian, we all have raench

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>shit bmf main event
>shit paramount streaming service
>shit white house card
Yup, it's fucking over!

to be completely desu, this is a fitting end to this meme belt

>>153777336
SAAAAAR
THANK YOU FOR FIXING
SAAAAAR

what's the fucking point of this gimmick belt if you're not gonna have two pure strikers

going to bed. gn guys

>>153777370
same, good night guys

Dana has chosen not to award the BMF belt

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>mfw the guy with the most submissions ever grapples all fight

we back

>>153777365
you're welcome

any point watching rounds 4/5?

>>153777370
be up early for zuffa boxing

all max has to do is point down at the start of the round. charles said he'd oblige max if he did it

>>153777081
death by BOPE snusnu

only a hue would lay and pray for a meme belt

fucking boring as shit

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Reminder Max talked shit about Masvidal being BMF champion
you get what you fucking deserve

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whoever posted the methstreams link you're a dirty fag

this is what GANE will do to alex

No way Sharles is accurate enough to hit Max's micropeen

HOLY TAKEDOWN

boring motherfucker

could this be holloways last fight?

Still better than Islam or Khamzat's last fights

at least khabib submitted people.....

>>153777453
lmao casual

Max has no snap to his punches gay cheese is going to get absolutely to throttled if he got heemed by such a shitter

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Trap

Max looks way too small in comparison. Anyone know their fight night weights?

get dc some coke his blood sugar is tanked

Jfc this is boring

holy shit i wish i never had to hear rogan and dc speak again

i've seen enough let topuria send olivera to the shadow realms again

so the BMF title is gonna go to another hugger with ground game. It should be limited to standing only

Lmao this is the most exciting combat sport in the world? These are the two baddest motherfuckers kek?

it's time to face it
max has sugar in his trunk

>be shitskin Brazilian
>hug on the ground
>win
When do we butcher these fucking cocaine peddling losers?

dogshit fight fuck was expecting something good

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I miss these niggas

Two right to the back of the head

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>5 rounds of wrestlefucking
>no damage or blood during it
KILL THE FUCKING BELT NOW

jake paul heems both of these homos

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bad motherfuckers

Massive story aura loss for Charles

>Baddest Mother Fucker
>fight is bad
what did you expect retards?

Max fought at bitch weight, now at 155 he fights real men that walk around 185+

>>153777515
Woah 244 whole dollars!!! Don't spend it all in one place champ

>literally just hugging him
OH HES PUNISHING HIM

At least dustin retired with his pride

am a bmf

stfu rogan

UFC needs a 10 second rule. If you don’t submit a grapple within 10 seconds you stand up.

I just fixed this nigger faggot sport for free.

these old guys are killing the sport imagine if we got gamrot vs fiziev instead

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And this is why Boxing is the superior sport
Glad Dana is paying peanuts to this modern fighters because they don't deserve the money.

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is this the gayest sport...wtf am i watching thank god the F1 is on also

please max ko him on the final 10 seconds

HUGE STORY LOSS FOR CHARLES
HUGE STORY LOSS FOR CHARLES
HUGE STORY LOSS FOR CHARLES
HUGE STORY LOSS FOR CHARLES

ITS OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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here's your bmf bro

>>153777500
no he's right, that's the meta now. Just hold the guy down and win on points. Gane is going to hold alex down for 5 rounds and you'll hear rogan screech "OOOH ITS DEEPS HES SLEEPING" and alex is just going to lay there, for 5 rounds

STAND UP FAGGOTS

Stevewilldoit bet 350k to win 900k on Charles dude is the opposite of the Drake curse

>>153777627
Retard

>max should stay here and stall
imagine saying this in a bmf fight

STAND UP YOU BOOTLEG MEXICAN YOU NEED TO KNOCK HIM OUT

Hand on the bible lamest fight ive ever seen

WOW I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE THIS EXACT FIGHT AT THE WHITE HOUSE

>>153777787
DC is a faggot so..

i really hope both of these guys get hit by a bus

Holloway is so weak and small I dont know how people thought this was going to go any different

Dogshit lay on him ((fighting))

5/10 card PLEASE retire the BMF belt after this

>>153777787
that nigga has lost his mind after losing to jones twice

>>153777816
This is boring and gay
Final thirty seconds better point faggot

i didn't pay for this and i still feel robbed

The white house card feels so forced and gay no one asked for that gay boot licking shit

>>153777821
(you) voted for it
(you) will pay tax money for security

Dana White your faggot hugging lay on the ground sport is fucking gay and you should kill yourself on live stream.

You’ve had years to stop these kinds of fights from happening and you’ve done nothing to stop it.

You deserve to lose everything.

Holy fuck. Dana is gonna tear this Oliveira guy a new asshole.

i only saw this is on tonight just now and read the play by play, is this really a complete shitshow of a card? thank god i stopped watching earlier this year.

imagine if both of these niggas agreed to do this in protest of fighter pay

Can we get rid of this WWE belt now please

This fight means the death of heemers

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something to wash away the taste of this dogshit fight
1/2

sure, this fight was a fucking disgrace BUT you can't tell me topurio would be able to do anything if charles fought him like this

Completely lost all respect for Olivera. Absolute pussy

charles aura gone

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Where's his main event?

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>people thoughted Max would win

>>153777900
It wasn't good. The Paramount stream cut out for a solid two minutes in the middle of the main event.

>>153777886
Shit like this is why he’s pivoting to boxing and mailing it in for the ufc, he’s only a figurehead for the ufc now he is not making the descions

illa heemed both of these shitters

congrats chrales, conor will take that bmf betl SOON

lmao hope you little goys are happy paying for ufc to see the most boring main card in history

This fight was pretty much the only one I was looking forwards to all first half of 2026 and its a complete shitshow.
Yeah, i think i'm glad I stopped watching this garbage

Paul Felder and Cub Swanson are the BMFs

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2/2

I'm so glad I gooned instead of watching all the fights

Topuria will sleep Charles anyway. this belt is totally useless.

FUTURE IS BLEAK WITH PARAMOUNT

fucking awful

>>153777989
fake and faggy tho

>>153777980
I've never given Dana (((White))) a single dollar.

>>153777980
nobody here pays

>>153777965
jesus christ. i really hope they get their shit together because the idea of the sport still appeals to me. but i watched every card for more than a year (posting plenty of jav here all the while) and that was enough for me. wasn't fun anymore.

mmgay is dogshit lel

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>>153777980
>paying for ufc

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WHEN THE DARKNESS COMES

>>153777980
>get streaming service, ufc cards, free grocery delivery, discount on gas all for $8 a month
yeah no complaints

They need to scrap the boringest mother fucker belt. UFC is such a gay sport now lmao, just foreigners taking undetectables and seeing who has a bigger wrestling gas tank. Most of these fighters can survive 25 minutes of wrestling it isn’t even that difficult

>Yet another main event dominated by laying and stalling
The UFC deserves this kek.

dana absolutely fuming

don’t care the 2 good fighters in this division made this dude look like a bum

>>153778026
turn your monitor on

BMF belt is officially meaningless (always has been).

>BMF
bussy munching faggots

>>153778106
no dimes reply

>>153778132
>BIGGEST MUTHAFUCKIN FAGGOTS

the fuck is his dad holding

Was chucky crying for a second? Wtf?

Olives probably didn't want his family to see him get slept

unironically thought max could beat islam at one point

>belt taken by volka and lila
>bmf belt stolen by a wrestlefucker
please retire max, theres no more glory for you here

>>153777989
beautiful. fuck that boring faggot. dana shouldn't pay either of them.

Max "what's wrestling?" Holloway

ITT SEETHE

Hahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahahahahgahagagagagagagagagagagagahahahahahahahaha

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>i aint done yet
>i aint done yet
>i aint done yet
>i aint done ye-

>>153777627
STFU dude don't be mean to people nobody should ever bet more than 10 bucks on a sports bet or they are degen.

>>153777886
This is an honest to god truthnuke like this sport should easily be top 4 in the USA and he fucked it up.

if brazilians are good at your sport it’s not a real sport

Im starting to fucking hate this shit. Every event i cant wait for it to end. Back in 2018 I remember just reading post fight threads all night and thinking back over all the crazy shit that just happened. Now it just fucking sucks. And its basically every card now

>>153778373
just stop watching. it's not worth it anymore.

holloway should go to bkfc

Charles subs Topuria late 2026 to become champ again

cap this

>>153778436
Ok
cap

>>153778373
Things used to be so much better it's not even fucking funny. I'd watch every card religiously even when I was working night shifts. Can barely bother watching any now.

>>153778373
even the post fight conferences were better

>>153778468
The top fighters all role play with fake social media personalities created by a media team that directs them from things like their charities or what they dress. Like the “chama” guy that pretends to be super cultured but he just was a tire guy until a media team created a personality for him

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Wait, you didn't like that a super hyped up fight that was sold as 2 warriors slugging it out turned out to be a guy wrapping his legs around the other guy and not letting him move for 95% of the fight? You aren't a real fan like me.

>>153778631
Ummmmmmm actually I'm going to pretend to like it because Charles is christian like me

so i noticed none of these threads were titled /heem/, coincidence?

you got more power siiiick