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Castrate Dana.
HEEM>>153790908
Can gane?
TOM ASPINALL SOUNDS OFF ON THE STATUS OF REACTOR 4
dana has to know how shit this fake card is
>>153795753I can't tell if this is AI because I don't remember if Poatan and Jan ever even fought.
>>153795764If it's all heems, will you apologize for the months of whining?
The white house card is great. You were just idiots who fell for hype that it would be like 3+ title fights.
>>153795748soccer kicks and grounded knees are so kino, hope the UFC, bellator, ONE and basically everything that isnt RIZIN dies and we go back to the PRIDE era, only the japanese know how to run this shit
>>153795764BAD GOY!!!!! THIS POST IS ANTISEMITIC!! MOLOCH, OBLITERATE THIS PEST>>153795780EXCELLENT GOY! YOU ARE HEREBY INVITED TO EPSTEIN ISLAND!!!!
I know what's I'm doing for the next 3 hourshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlzKWJIdruo
>>153795837Hell yeah can't wait to hear his thoughts on Freedom 250
>>153795835>third worlder stuck on stale /pol/ memeschecks out
>>153795851That's texas you mutt
>>153795851It’s no meme. DaddYahu dogwalked Dirty Diaper Goynald in he diarrhoea drenched dementia depends
>>153795877how many pictures of men in diapers do you have saved to your computer, muhammad?
>>153795877I hate you so much, but you're right and that's even more painful
>>153795877Sadly a factual fact
unironically speaking, whatever daner is doing is clearly working, so it can only be the fighters that are to blame.
>>153795780Gane will steal the show
Yeah I'm a jacked Taiwanese boy whatup
alright charles, you're 36 and you got 3 losses to avenge. all three of those fighters are still active. let's do this.
Helwani just confirmed that UFC did in fact negotiate with Jones but they couldn't come to terms with money!
>>153795888Tomala identifies as an orbussy AGPiggy
>how did Sharles become a monster in his mid 30sdon't be naive
>>1537959584, Cub swanson is still active
>>153795964Ariel confirmed that Sunday at 12:47 AM on the UFC 326 post fight show, and is only REconfirming it now. CAZZIE SCUM
>>153795984I was most likely sleeping during that.
>>153795977that was when charles was in beta testing, doesn't count
idk why i dislike max but i just do.maybe cause he talks like a retard and has pillowfists, idk. Feels good seeing him get fraud checked.I think arman would fuck him up worse. Maybe even paddy.book it, daner.
my achey breaky hand oh and ramadan brazza you know this. give me irish badass ian gary
BDSpiggies really believed an announcement from Iraqi prolapse
Damn what happened to Fart Fairy, she's looking extra mega chopped lately.
>>153796009The guy is an straight heemer. My porgnosis? You have some sand in yuor pussy. Respectfully.
>fighters don't want to fight>fighters pullout of fightsbut keep blaming dana
Get max Holloway on some estradiol and watch him soar!
>WOOOOOOOOOOOO LE BEST BAWXER IN THE POOFC BABY!!! THE BEST IS SEXUALLY REPRESSED!!! WOOO LET'S GOOOOO!! GONNA KISS MY KID ON THE MOUTH IF I WIN THIS ONE!!!! LET'S GO REDDIT ARE YOU WITH ME OR NOT?!!!!
Dana forced Arman to rip his bussy in half the day before he fought was supposed to fight Islam
>>153796219This brings me memories from high school. A friend invited me to his house and the first thing that happened was that my friend kissed his mom on the lips like passionately in front of me like it was a normal greeting. I was stunned as fuck and had to pretend I thought nothing of it to not make it awkard lole.
>>153796261should have kissed her too
>>153795775no. i want the special one off event with decisions from jones and islam
arman
fartman
arman arman arman arman arman
>>153796366>>153796335Stop you’re gonna scare Clitia
francis was a free agent, they could have done jon vs francis at the white house
Arman will one day become champion and his struggle will be rewarded
Francis Ngannou fumbled an undisputed UFC heavyweight belt to 2 bodies under his belt and no job.
Meanwhile Gane will be winning the championship on the biggest UFC card of all time, kwab
>>153796406
>>153796457Total gear head move to fumble with your trunk latch this much, gotta love the schaubster man
>>153796447*interim
>>153795761One eye requiring surgery. Not great, not terrible
>>153796470Tom Aspinal is gonna be stripped soon unless he suddenly grows a pair of balls.
>>153796469I like how frank is more concerned with the cans holding the food up
>>153795761>STILL milking the eye poke You realize this pussy is never fighting again, right?
Hope Pereira heems Gane and then Tomala vacates to get knocked out dead in a boxing match which would promote Alex to undisputed and first real triple C.
Still have some bad taste in my mouth from that absolute shit card Saturday
>>153796525In my opinion once Poatan knocks out Gane he is undisputed GOAT. Nobody else has even attempted to win championship belts in 3 weight classes have they?
AGPoatan finna fart on Ganedaddy’s thang, I fear
>>153796541I spent most of Saturday under my house spreading caustic lime powder and spraying diluted bleach with a hand pump to clean up a septic pipe flood under my house and I'm actually glad I didn't waste my time watching that whole bullshit event.
alex could have fought jon, khamzat or gane and he made the best career choice
>Spammy is a ganeposter now
>>153796525Gane is programmed to never lose, even when he loses, he somehow wins (the volkov fight)
Gane will win regardless but the idea Poaturd could be the GOAT without ever fighting a good wrestler is laughable
>>153796574Has anybody else ever knocked out champions in 3 weight classes? Has anybody ever even attempted to do that before Poatan?
How does Poatan deal with this?
Nobody has ever oinked and squirted on a BBC in 3 girth classes!
>>153796608Just knocks him the fuck out with a left hook from hell the moment that down syndrome tard moves his hand away from his chin to reach for an eye poke.
>>153796611Um, Poatan never oinked on a bbc at LHW
>>153796611I did sadly.
>>153796611Genuinely thought he died when this happened
Ducking at 170 as well is crazy KWAB
we gon fine out satday nite
>>153796611If Alex becomes the first triple champ then Izzy heeming him dead is the best win of all time.
His posts really stick with me
>>153796708Ducking a striker from a lower weightclass? Doesn't sound like the Islam I know bubba.
>>153796723It's insane how many of my posts have imprinted on you.
>>153796463>ukraine flagsmdh could sumo just be about ye olde nippon?
Stop running Pigslam
>>153796740You imprinted on my poster?!
He knew pillowfist volk wasn’t going to lay him out
>>153795765They did, it was for a #1 contender fight back in 2023
Fuck Islam for not be available the 3 minutes a year when Clitia actually fights
Why are there so many pro manlet edits of ilia? Jeets?
If Adriano Martins does this to him, than Topuria would put Islam into a fucking coma.
>>153796768>short guy gets heems>hurr durr why do short people like him
No brazza I can't fight because uhh yous see this is only 1 months after Ramadan is still post-ramadan you know dis second most holy month of year.
>>153796771>than Good evening sir
>>153796797That's actually the correct word, but nice try stupid.
He meant Than Topuria.
Is Gable Steveson good?
Who?
Vallejos will heem
>Who?
*penetrates deep into your orbitals*
Vallejos vs than Topuria
>NUKEHANDSpuria???? N-NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SAVE ME ALLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK ACK ACK
BREAKING: sources allege the ufc was thinking about putting together a fight. both fighters have denied this. however, their managers have confirmed it. and, yet, the ufc has denied knowing who these fighters are. they are both ranked heavyweights.
>>153796850Then is used to reference time while than is used to make comparisons. Just an FYI before you embarrass yourself further.
>>153796834Nah
>>153796261jej
Thanpuria
>>153796870*a FYI. "an" is a word you use when the next words starts with a e i o u."An animal""A fire"
>>153796892an hombre
>>153796892Incorrect.
>no Jon Jones >No Conor >No Diaz >Not even Michael fucking Chandler Great legendary cars you got their danaredit
>>153796914Lmao, just noticed that for bizarre incomprehensible reasons I read it as "Fee-wah-yee">>153796912that too
An than Topuria
>>153796933>Not even Michael fucking ChandlerBoy do I have some news for you
How much is Francis getting paid to heem that bum?
Suga is fight THE Aiemann Zahabi?? This is the fans main event right there
>>153796993Intercept those missiles, playa!
>>153797005
Aiemann zahabi looking behind his shoulders as he heard someone call his name
god i'm miserable
>>153796933You are welcome
ciryl :) of the gane variety
>>153797022more memes the habibtis love them
Last event he the White House announcement broke me
>>153797051The A list stars were out in force for the coveted bmf title
Mix was sacrificed in the Sakakibara altar
>>153796870The famous "if-than" conditional
>>153797079crazy how much of a bum he is.
>>153797051who's the broad
>>153797079the wonks haven't been seen since this debacle
Can't believe no UFC fighter has came out doing the aura farm it's literally free clout I might need to get into being a agent
>>153797102I was hoping you would know...
>>153796954are you a algerian. Respectfully
for me it's lucas tracy
>the number was too small for jones>just the right size for illia makes sense
Trump is not the first person to set up an MMA event in his house yard
Volk vs Lopes 3 will happen someday, maybe in boxing
>>153797211Not in my watch
a fist is the arrow head and a arm is the arrow wood, just as a foot is the arrow head and a legs is the arrow wood. in this way they are the same strike.
>>153797220on not in you dumb fucking wahrani
What kind of humiliation ritual for America do they want by putting Ilia vs Garth as the main event ffs
GSP is the greatest of all time as an overall fighter. No steroid scandals, long defense record, double champ. Mighty Mouse and Fedor are close up there too annd Islam is getting up there. Jones is a steroid cheat along with Silva. Also Silva ruined his career at the end with all the losses.
jones would beat the fucking shit out of gsp
>>153797250UFC at the white house is itself a humiliation ritual for the country
talmbout some 20 kg difference in mass
>>153797271They should invite Terry Crews to put the belts in the fighters for pottery
>>153797250Trump is just a fan of sport who wanted an MMA fight in his house yard like any normal person. There's no propaganda aspect
Crazy how GSP has the same hairline as Silva
>>153797271People are not talking about this enough. Forget the line up. Having an mma event in the fucking white house is utterly embarrassing. Literally Idiocracy (2006) levels of retardation.
>>153797320luke has been making a video a day for months
>>153796708pathetic
>>153797320Shut the fuck up leftist>Idiocracy (2006) Whatever this thing is, I bet it's better than swedeshit
>>153797337The only mma content I consume are fighter interviews by Ariel Helwani.
>>153797344lilja4ever alone is worth 1000 khaleds or that andrew tate song with the woman you know the thing
Is the UFC heavyweight champion getting mogged by some boxing manager?
>>153797364
Sometimes I look at my pinky and remember it's the same size as Kayla Harrison's clitoris.
>>153797382Jones never vacated so he is technically still the Champion until someone wins a Heavyweight championship fight
Mya Lesnar should fight Amanda Nunes on the White House card.
>>153797408Actually, Francis is the lineal champion, cazzie
The lukes ITT want to see gaethje knocked the fuck out infront of his president not knowing tuporia will start sucking trump's cock 0.1sec after the fight ends
>>153797413please ma'am could you spare just 1 egg to secure my bloodline
>>153797447You sound upset
>>153797413Brock cloned himself
>>153797413
>>153797413You could blast 8 ropes onto that back with zero overlap.
Per Ariel Helwani, Conor McGregor was originally supposed to fight Carlos Prates The UFC pulled the rug under him and booked Prates vs JDM insteadIf this fight were to take place, it likely would have been at the White Househttps://x.com/ChampRDS/status/2031064451672137730?s=20
>>153797320ZOG needs people to watch goyslop to distract them from jewish wars
Everything I learn about the Whitehouse card makes it look more and more like a shit show. They knew about this card as early as August. How is it this hard to book one event? And why were they still trying to get fights settled and moving fights on and off a WEEK before the announcement?
Eddie Hearn on the Helwani show currently and I think he is winning every battle (dana will inevitably win the war) but Eddie has the gift of the gab and wins and media skirmish
He was friends with epstein so what
>>153797519Card won't be happening might, Iran will have boots on ground soon and it will be a bad look for Donald to have a UFC event at the white house whilst soldiers are being killed
Mya Lesnar is the future of the sport
Remember when Dana went all in on Zuckerberg vs Musk lol
>>153797519Daddyran will nuke the PooSA before it ever happens
>>153797522Eddie is good at talking. But the people behind the scenes at the UFC who do all the actual work (not Dana) are good at the most important stuff.
>>153797557Is it still happening?
>>153797522>on the Helwani showstarting his foray into mma on a massive L
>>153797423francis can't read
Wars between countries should be solved like in the Medieval Age, King vs King or Champion vs Champion. Trump vs Khamenei Junior, who wins?
>>153797671Khamenei would butt scoot, Herb would stand him up, and Donald would heem him with a lead right hook (Trump is naturally right handed, but fights southpaw)
>>153797623Eddie Hern has been on the Helwani show a half dozen times already cazzie
>>153797623Helwani covers boxing too, Hearn has linked up with him in the past
>>153797537Lmao ahhahahha
Trump doesn't fight, he just heems niggers dead.
My training camp starts tomorrow. Anyone want to party tonight?
>>153797671Khamenei has a wrestling background he would be hitting non-stop Iranian body locks on him and win by 50-45 decision after breaking his spirit
>>153797671Trump's the hardest hitting 265 pounder. When he sends people to die for Israel, they don't fucking move.
>>153797706DDPonald heemed big beautiful Bill’s thang with he maggot maw sadly
97 days until Gane fights.
Tom Aspinal refuses to go to training until he gets approval from his government healthcare jeet doctor?Lmao. See you some time 2027, tardspinal
>>153797742That wasn't the insult that you thought it was
>>153797724Any proof of this or just you being mentally disturbed?
Got my boy kibble (ground beef + rice) and ready to watch the MMA Hour with Ariel Helwani.
>GOOD CBS MORNINGS SAR
Is it too hard to ask for a president that isn't a geriatric who shits himself constantlyIt's been nothing but old foggeys for 12 years
*spreads ass*
You think the drug testers giggle when Max whips out his micropenis to pee in a cup?
>>153797749What part?
>>153797761here is a suggestion for the next election>>153797770>government healthcareimplying that is a bad thing
americans have been heeming before we were a country and its not stopping anytime soom so buckle up trannies
>>153797755Epstein's private emails where he makes an inquiry about Putin having footage of Donald Trump giving Bubba a blow jobBill Clinton went by the nickname "Bubba" in Epstein's circles, but it could also be referring to Ghislane Maxwell's pet horse, named Bubba after Clinton (the joke was that Bill Clinton is hung like a horse)
>>153797785forgot the pic>>153797761
>>153797761‘Somdaddy will heem albeit
>>153797785You believe state funded public healthcare is good quality?
>>153797810We teetering into /pol/ territory here, but I think it is to an extent. Not completely.
>>153797792You have any proof of this?
Give me the toughest fight possible. A challenge befitting a champion. Give me Justin Gaethje
>>153797819Wow, okay then
Have you ever seen someone get heemed irl? One time this homeless guy tried robbing me and my dad after we got mcdonalds big bwadfast and my dad flat out heemed him. He was like get in the car. Never talked about it. Only time.
>>153797840Your dad is based af
>>153797840What's his name
>>153797840I slipped getting out of the shower and got heemed by the toilet.
There's 2 Bo Nickals?
give it to me straight ladsis topuria the facorite cause he's better than gaethje or are retards favoring him jusc cause gaethje is white and maga coded?need to be smart about my bets
>>153797924How'd that happen?
>>153797988gaycheese is washed paddy is just that badonly thing is topuria is susceptible to a head kick heem
>>153797988Don’t listen to the libtards, guaranteed win for Gaethje
Zero aura
Jon asks to be released. https://x.com/JonnyBones/status/2031103838590021805
>>153797988Gambling is weakness for the soul
>>153798060jon vs ngannou
>>153798060I'm not reading that shit
>>153798067stfu dumb sandnigger
>>153798060>Bones outThat sounded way better in his head
>>153796708 oh so Mick Maynard was calling Islam a pussy ahahahahahahaha
>>153798067You mean like that's a bad character trait to gamble or something?
>>153798060So it was Jon vs Pereira after all not Gane Poatan, i wonder if it was interim or they were planning to strip Tom
>>153798060kid doesn't want to fight, simple as
>>153798060what a fag
>>153798060Piglet energy
>>153798060Typical
>>153798060KWABOTY 2026
At the end of the day Jon remains the greatest of all time, Jon won.
>>153798060still relevant
>>153798186Forever the guy who ducked the first real contender. Bitch made!! Adesanya would never.
Conor is saving the white racehttps://x.com/TheNotoriousMMA/status/2031065142536896801
Another Luke Thomas Tvkelear Detonation
>>153798215https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7iKoH6LceBo
>>153797382yeah i dress better than both of these clowns. theyre the type that think that expensive = good. absolutely tasteless.
>>153798230jacket and sweatpantslooks pretty casual to me
>>153798060yes, please release this clown along with mcgregor
>>153798230Canadians are literally the best humans on planet earth
>>153798060>After everything I've given to the UFC, the years, the title defenses, the fightsHasn't he also been a pain in the dick for the UFC to deal with? All the legal stuff, the banned substances, the picograms, the 30 million... I haven't watched the UFC for long, but to me it seems they have bent over backwards for him way more than any other fighter, except maybe McGregor
>>153798060the gane curse takes all
>>153798060i had to clear my cookies as fast as i could after hearing the news from the bonescord this is a sad day for mma i'm off to dull the paincloz out
>>153798264If he was a pain in the ass to work with, they would have cut him like they did with Ngannou yet dana didn't, he went to every podcast to scream about his greatness in 2024
Prime Chuck heems that skinny shit Jones
>>153798173shut up monitor on sign your post YOU ARE A SOMALI jon is fine
how long until Jones commits suicide
>>153798241its all branded shit
Tom be like you me bloody peepers m8 save me queen Elizabeth
>>153798324???
this is so shit fuck daner the stupid bald cunt i hope he gets aids in his ass
we need to get trump aware of this disgrace
>>153798060Whenever a fighter argues with Dana I automatically believe them over Dana lol Too bad jones singed a long deal when he was already half retired. UFC won’t release him
If Gane beats Poatan, Jon will absorb that legacy too, people will assume Jon would have beat him
i am so miserable i was supposed to have the last laugh and instead i'm not it's not fair
>francis>jon>soon tomGane Is Eternal
>>153798324knower>>153798342retarded bitch
>>153797840I saw a bar fight that killed a guy. He got knocked down, whiplashed his head hard on the concrete floor and died in the hospital the next day. Wasn’t even a big punch, short little jab on the nose. Not sure what happened to the other guy, must have done a few years for manslaughter
I wish Trump would send the card back to Hunter and tell him to do better like them Saudi guys did when they tried to under deliver some wmma bullshit to them.
We don't slander Dana here. You're looking for two doors down and to the left.
>>153798397no one asked
I pearsonally hope Trunp Vince McMahons Bo Nigger via laying an greasy Khamzat on his head
danna should kill hismelf
Last week's card is a solid argument against fight pay raise
If Netflix is smart they can steal the Heavyweight divsion from the UFC
I haven't thought of ONE Championship in months.
money makes fighters lazy
>>153798496Cody deserves one....both Codys
this is Tom's fault for not being able to fight and not giving Jon a layup fight for the White House card
>free man again>$10-20M per fight>jones btfo>no more child support to payNGANNOUCHADS WE *LITERALLY* CANNOT STOP WINNING
>>153798538Still a stupid nigger though isnt he? That'll never change.
>>153797988Topuria is the favorite because he’s better than Garth everywhere except kicking and maybe pure wrestling. Garth is getting slept inside 2 rounds
>>153798538>gane curse (permanently attached to soul)not worth it bubba
>both are half mexican half germans>both are heemers>both have complex issues with womenWar Machine wrapping the belt on Gaethje would be a solid passing of the torch
how much tax payer money are they paying ilia to go with the shocking upset script
>>153798597nah I saw Gaethje walk into a 7/11 and get a free slurpee after high fiving the lady behind the counter, they're on two different wavelengths
>>153797840filmed a guy get lynched in the street by 10 niggas
>>153798648they finished him with a metal hockey stick
>>153797840I have seen many poeple weemed. Where I live people are ofen assaulted. I would say every two-3weeks O average seeing an weem for the last few years
>>153797840i saw big dan miragliotta heem two wiggers with a wheelkick
THAI STEEL CUPS
>>153798811icarus laughed as he fell
it's gonna be brazy when garth pulls out and chandler finishes aptoro
Why does Dana even bother with his lies?
>>153798923to get you revved
>>153798923"i want to kill my parents" level mental illness, like all successful people
>>153798825Here's what they dont tell you..
>>153798806you getting bombed rn m8?
>>153798923It's to cover for Hunter's shortcomings
>>153798923He thniks we are jabronis
>>153798996They didn't tell him?
>>153799024Who's this messican
>>153799101friend of the owner
>>153799101He knows the owner, go check in the office before you do say anything else.
>>153799101He will execute yuo. Silence.
>>153799004while they're only "officially" targeting the US bases, debris/shrapnel doesn't discriminate. personally i haven't seen or heard anything in my vicinity though
>schaub getting sued out the ass>bones crashing outDamn our goats are really over
Did the United States destroy another dictator or something? Damn Trump is on fire this year.
bones crashing out is Dana's fault desu couldn't he shell out 30-40 mil for the GOAT!!!!!
>jon will lose>schaub will losebeen hearing this shit for a decade and we are bigger than ever
>>153799223Him and Dana just bodied some Persian freaks in the war room, all whilst running up Bo Nickal highlights and sipping some Howler Head
how do you guys tell same flags apart
Ciryl Gane: Tortured Genius
>>153799209>>153799209>>schaub getting sued out the assBig brown will win the case just in time for the next comedy special
>>153799223they bombed the shit out of this nigga i think
>>153799249You don't sip howler head you shoot it ya muzzie
Dana is based for making his bacha bazi bones crash out. Jon has done so much and yet so little, many are saying this
>>153799223Russias not allowed in the Olympics over the Ukraine situation but the US is allowed 45+ proxy wars and coupe attempts.
Jon screwed Jon.
Tiptronic Topruti Little Ting Tong Ting
>>153799294you can sip howler head on ice, it dulls the burn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qcoaLHyTmV4Your Muay Thai is beautiful :3
>>153799438OOOOOHHH
>>153799438this is kinda wholesome
jon should have just taken the burger king coupon they offered him to fight gane, and then work his way up to an aspinall fight or something for real money.
>>153797381Been thinking of rewatching that thang.
>>153797382god brits are so soulless
>>153799438Jones can appreciate flyweights, the goat knows lighter man's skill is what's what
>>153798923Classic case of DDS right here
>>153799361That's what happens when you're the Big Dawg
Here are the facts:>jon wanted 30mil for the aspinall fight because it was a dangerous matchup (his own words)>they offered him 30mil, he accepted, then later declined and retired>when news of the white house card came about, jon declared himself unretired and said he'd do anything to be on the card, and that it wasn't about money (implying he'd take less than he asked for the aspinall fight)>jon leaks that he has severe arthritis and needs a hip replacement to a complete random (retarded)>jon enters into negotiations for the white house card, is offered 15 million and declinesJon has no one to blame but himself.
>>153797382>US CHP AM
>>153799614no way he was offered $15m.
