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Shit thread
First for Swanson
>>153790822>reddit
Boman.
whoa. pause. everyone should be heemed equally.
Who will be the next brazillian champ?
just how bad is de ridder
How are you not gonna do McGregor v Diaz 3 on this, they'd both be down for it even if it were openweight
>>153790903Better than Robert Whittaker
>>153790899
>>153790920That was pre-anemia
Dana fucked up badly publicly overpaying a bum like Conor benn 15M. Any remotely popular fighter is going to be increasingly make huge demands It’s already becoming clear Jon was meant to fight but asked for too much, possibly Islam as well
How to save UFC:Super mega heavyweight.
OHHHHHHHH YOU'VE DONE IT NOW
Stop running Khabitchslam
>>153790944Women's heavyweight would save wmma
>>153790937Francis Ngubu lmao
Bad week for Jon
>>153790987OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HE'S SHOOK
what we need are mystery cards where we have like 10 fighters all from the same weight class and they get picked 2 at a time to fight in real time
so they wanted a guy named Islam to headline the White House card huh?
>>153791040name an american champion or even a draw from america
>>153791056Kayla Harrison. Colby Covington.
>>153791040I wonder if the administration vetoed the fight. Islam accepting and then turning it down days later makes no sense otherwise
Kayla Harrison vs Islam having sex in the octagon.
Islam and his team couldn't get security clearance because of ties to Islamic extremism. It's quite obvious.
Spoiler alert; fuck yuo
>>153791056Cub swanson
>>153791066kinda what I'm thinking too, US starts a war in Iran on behalf of Israel and then they have a guy literally named 'Islam' headline the White House event against a spicy turbo manlet, probably a confusing look for their core audience
Dana needs to fuck off to boxing forever
>>153791098Core audience isn’t stupid. They know a fighter named Islam doesn’t represent Islam.
islam fears our grappling
charles made that shit look easy.Was Max the Adesanya of FW? A title run in a division without anyone with good takedowns?
>>153791110yeah but on the white house lawn b?
>MMA >Core audience isn’t stupidWho’s gonna tell him
>izzy catching strays
america has no stars no championsno draws
>>153791158Fuck yourself.
>>153791115Another Topiglet masterclass against the elderly geriatrics *chef's kiss*
Anyone got a clip of kyoma akimoto heeming patchy? I feel like UFC needs to sign him ASAP
Ilia has no control over who he fights.pisslam actually ASKED for kamaru usman lmfao
>america has no starsGane>no championsGane>no drawsGane
hold on, is it too late for Islam to move up to 185? UFC FREEDOM 250 WHITE HOUSE ISLAM VS ISRAEL
>>153791214Ilia asked to fight Gaethje
>>153791133he was the real target all along. hate that mf.
>>153791205
>>153791244this isn't the finish
>>153791222ilia said gaethje would deserve itislam was asking to fight gaethje at 155 btw
>>153791244>Mario bautista and jakub cracker couldn't do this
>>153791252My bad wrong webm
Ilia has no control over who he fights unlike all the champions I dislike who do
>Arman? No brazza I must fight 40 yr old justin gaychee
to be fair justin is the 7th or 8th best lightweight so he does deserve an undisputed title fight
Justin would heem Arman labeit
CHAMA>chama
>>153791293>>153763258replay
>>153791293ufc should really allow knees to the head
The ‘ustin’s getting whooped by max at 55 will not age well
why is every ufc negotiation shrouded in lies and confusion
>>153791293>20yo pretty much all heems and 12-1, heemed patchyHes too good for Rizin
>>153791345heeming patchy shits isn't impressive thoughbeit
Just how good are those Rizin guys
>>153791364Most of them are shit but a few top dawlgs came out of Rizin. Jiri and Manel Kape came over from there.
>>153791359Bautista couldn't heem patchy at age 30. Yes heeming that blockhead is impressive
>>153791387manel krap doesn't deserve to be uttered in the same breath as jirbeast
I needed that Charles win. It redeemed the entire card.
>>153791403I hear ya but he's still #2 in his division.
Seriously does anybody here have a solution for restless legs when trying to sleep? I can't stop moving the damn things.
That boring decision redeemed the card full of boring decisions
>>153791423amputation
Based Islam refusing to fight in front of ZOG's most loyal golem
>>153791423Pregabalin/Gabapentin. Maybe propanolol too. I take 100mg pregab in the evening to stop it
>>153791478Great excuse ahmed
>>153791489>pump yourself full of drugs cause your legs a bit shakywhew lad
ending the fight with a few seconds of real fighting is the shit cherry on top of all the shit. as if just to confirm to everyone that you intentionally scammed them.
there's literally no reason to pay the fighters more besides charity
>>153791502Works m8. Helps with social anxiety too
>>153791500Khabib has disgraced the Ummah
>>153791500Khabib is dumb but tbf he specifically said he liked trump because he was anti-war in the Middle East
>>153790987Damn, jon buck jones might chimp out this week
>>153791394Bautista is a pillowfisted bitch
If it was actually Islam, Topuria would be talking and posting about it right nowBesides, rumor was that Islam and Garry are scheduled to fight relatively soon. Garry is currently in training camp too
>thinking KhaGOAT cares about what happens to Shia dogs
>>153791537before the white house dropped, both islam and ilia tweeted about something big coming, and its the biggest fight they could make
MVP World Heavyweight MMA Champion Brendan Schaub
>>153791552Imagine saying something like this publiclyWhat a retard
Imagine being a funko pop collecting retard who watches Luke Thomas and lets his wife fuck black men on their bed
get thumped fartles
which figther will be drafted to die for the epstein gang ?
RDR vs Borralho looked like two drunk retards fighting down the pub. Khamzat could get 20 defences if he actually fought
>>153791345>meanwhile, the 21 year old 12-1 fighter they're trying to push
>>153791423Tire them out in the day you fat fuck>>153791489>>153791502>>153791516>Taking Gabapentin for restless legs and anxietyYeah it's called being a junky. You take it nightly because you're a junky piggy and now you have x10 restlless leg symptoms and anxiety because you are withdrawing from it daily.
Is this the best base for being a bad motherfucker?
>>153791567Right? Hes worth at least $10 mil with the name recognition
charles could've easily forced a stoppage if he actually threw some gnp but he's too much of a faggotstill did 100x more than khamzat though
>>153791364Pretty good it seems, i like to rewatch the Jiri vs Nemkov fight a lothttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCR-P4K3xaI
ilia whitehouse? brazza i thought you say williams khaos
>>153791737>source: random spanish topiglet with 20 followers on X
>>153791737Is this confrimed?
>he calls it X
>>153791806https://x.com/ChampRDS/status/2030770098420519259idk but gaethje was told Thursday that he definitely wasnt on the card, then Friday he was told he might be on the card.
>>153791806yeah
>>153791805Strickland heavily implied Islam and Khamzat got banned from the whitehouse. The original post doesn’t say Islam pulled out, just that the something happened on his end
No one ever finished Patchy Mix, then he fought in Rizin. It means Rizin is better than UFC.
very glad to see not even one post about poofta boxing tonight
>>153791877Rizin is underrated
>>153790903He’s too old. Had a small window when he joined UFC but it’s closed now. Only going to get slower and more hittable
>>153791244how did anyone think this dude would be a ufc contender watched him in bellator a few times and he was always a slow awkward one dimensional grappler like a small man gm3
>Zuffa boxing is in the apexGood god
>>153791854>>153791865This doesnt confirm Islam pulling out you fucks
>>153791877Can you stop posting this you dumb cumhead fuck
>Can you stop posting this you dumb cumhead fuck
>>153791956Fuck you bud. Stupid dick posting rumor as fact.
How is this possible?
I run heem and you are all my bitches
>Fuck you bud. Stupid dick posting rumor as fact.
>I run heem and you are all my bitches
N-N-N-N-N-NIGGER!!!!!
>N-N-N-N-N-NI-ACK!!!!
Vallejos will heem
umm you’re both chinois
Ok Im sorry Ill stop please
NiGGER FAGGOT NIGGER
>>153792019Thats an asian man punching an asian man
wtf 327 is a beast of a card
We are a 4th of the way through with 2026 and there has been exactly 1 title fight this year
>>153792034It's ok but God like for 2026 standards
>>153792032Shut up wu mao
>>153792048The next fight not for vacant will be Strickland vs Chimaev at 328
>>153791944I confirmed it
>>153792048$1.1B per year from paramount was the worst possible thing for this sport. UFC got paid and they don’t care anymore
everyone's talking about Khamzat not fighting but Dricus refuses to book a fight as well and he doesn't have faggot ass ramadan as an excuse
>>153791115what the fuck is this shit lmao
>>153791552>just have to get off all the roids and growlth pebtidez b. 6 muntskek if he got off all the gear hes on would turn into a hw blob with bitch tits or a skinny fat lanklet with bitch tits.
What do you guys thing Gerudo pussy is like? Haha
I don’t think people can even comprehend what Gane’s going to do to Pereira.
>>153792126heavenly
Dana specifically said the "big" 7th white house fight that fell through was due to "weird circumstances around it" that he "shouldn't talk about" and he outright denies it being jones' now i personally think mcgregor was never getting the fight (for multiple reasons) so imo the fight was khamzat's and if it was an injury he would've just said that.so it was likely because khamzat might genuinely blow himself up in the oval office
daner said toporia wasnt originally supposed to be on the white house card and islam didnt pull out
Sex having has taught me so much. Like, sometimes, you've lost the first round. There weren't any big moments and you lacked the volume. Round two is some stalling in the clinch trying to recover. Third round you looks stiff and get finished right out the gate.
>>153792189Obviously Jon was the original main event
source for islam pulling out of the white house is a dazn editor with 40k followers btw not some random account like the resident muzzpoofters want you to believe
>>153792144poke him in the eye probably
>>153792189BDS sissies... Clitia Topiglets... our narrative...
Who knew some random Spanish retard on twitter didn’t know what fight the UFC had planned
>>153792196This was much, much funnier in your head. You should feel bad for posting this.
permanently ban charliekirk
Fuck that
>>153792216Ah so it was funny, then!
>>153792169Khamzat would mean the dictator and his entourage would be pushing to come and its just not what you want at the WH
>DAZN editor
Dana said Islam is injured and we won’t see him for a while so that’s another division on ice
>>153792213They were NEVER headlining the White House card with a Russian vs a Spanish-Georgian
hearing whispers of gane at the white house
KEEEEEK topiglets have to spread fake propoganda to hype up their DEI midget
>>153792240155 has been on ice since Conor won the belt. That division is almost as bad as heavyweight with the logjam and stalling shit
>>153792169Khamzat is fighting Strickland in may, check his social media he’s in camp
This doo stalks other men in social media
>>153792260no camp during ramadan brazza i must rest
almost sad how insecure the brazzasisters are. but, then again, even khabib was a fraud. they know their whole empire is nothing but smoke and mirrors. no goats but the animal.
>>153792169It was probably Islam vs Topuria because of this >>153792244
Topiglets know how bad of a look him fighting ANOTHER old bum is so they had to make up fake rumours. Every accusation is a confession sadly
>>153791394Bautista couldn’t finish a sentence
>>153792280There was no 7th fight. At least according to Dana Gaethje and Ilia weren’t meant to be on the card until something else fell through. I still think it was Jones
>>153792282tbf bumtista did almost headshot dead that small brazza
>>153792292I thought it was clear with the messages Dana has been sending on interviews that Jones wasn't 'reliable', maybe it was their vendetta after Jones had the whole Aspinal ducking episode. But isn't his health/hips all fucked up too? Maybe he's overplaying that angle but it's one more thing that goes with what Dana said, at this point he could easily get injured on camp close to the fight and they have to replace the main event on short notice.
So what we know so far>Gaethje wasn't on the card before Friday>Ilia vs Islam had already been signed but apparently they were NOT planned for the Whitehouse, Ilia was called in last minute to save the card. This is apparently why his Manager was doing all nighters >Jon Jones seemed to have been in the talks to fight at the White House, but he wasn't the one who fell through Is this actually about McGregor? What else could this be?
sorry to ruin the parade but goobs sparks charles in the first exchange if they fought next. you might not want to hear that, I dont want to hear that, but it's true.
poor little brazzas. no power. no speed. just careerist laying. no legends. no future. the puzzle will be solved and it will all go away like a dream.
Dana White has unequivocally proven to me there is no such thing as smart successful people and it all comes down to successful lucky people The UFC has a once in a lifetime opportunity to host a card on the White House lawn in front of the American people and the most racist, anti Mexican and pro American president in history and the card consists of An American getting slept by a Spanish speaking Brazilian A Brazilian vs a French black man A zoomer American getting wrestle fucked by an Arab A Spanish speaking Brazilian about to sleep an American An American bum fighting an American bum A Mexican speaking Brazilian vs a Mexican American
>>153792344>Ilia vs Islam had already been signedAccording to who? Dana said Islam is injured
>>153792344>all nightersYeah I'm sure his manager was pulling all nighters for.. well for... ya know to.. They asked he said yes. Fkin casuals
Dana is a fucking retard He is willing to get 15 million for that bum Connor Benn to fight a bum but can’t bring his cheap bald ass to pay Jones and McGregor ten million each to save the White House card and make it the goat card
>Clitia Topiglets need to lie, defame, and slander to hype up their fraudulent DEI piglet
The main event was supposed to be McGregor vs Colby What happened was that McGregor raped another girl and Colby ran out of paid leave for his Publix side job
Crazy that Khamzat will defend before ilia and against a real contender
>>153792344Yan vs O’Malley 2 but petr ended up still injured. Zahabi is such a random fighter to put on the card he’s the odd one out
What happens if Trump is impeached due to the Israel-Iran fiasco? Will the event go on?
>>153792400no its literally his birthday partymaybe they do it at his place though
>>153792400>thinks a US president would EVER be impeached for a war
>>153792400It wouldnt matter at all
Obligatory Slampapi respect post!
>>153792400Why wouldn’t it? The jannys impeached him twice in the past and nothing happened
>the biggest fight of my career on WH?>no brazza give me Usmengkwab
>>153792422wait he's balding?
obviously islam sucks now, but was he EVER good?
netflix can zeem the ufc in the blink of an eye. just budget $500m a year on fights and put on a 6 fight card every month. done
>>153792430He has probably 3 good wins, that’s about it
>>153792405>>153792410>>153792425I think this time is different. I don’t want to ruin your goyslop, but the situation is escalating out of control, anti-semitism is running rampant, and Israel clearly doesn’t give a fuck. I think there’s a good chance it will end up cancelled.
>If I keep up the libel it will make Clitia look less embarrassing for ducking Armdaddy!kwab
me bloody eyequiero respirar tu cuello me bloody eyedeja que te diga cosas al oídopara que te acuerdes si no estás conmigome bloody eye
>>153792451Yeah they just need to cut this fucking freak already so his reddit LGBT fanbase fucks off and stops ruining the sport
The reaction to this card proves nobody gives a shit about Clitia or AGPoatan If Slamdaddy, Zatdaddy or Jondaddy fight it’s hype every time
>>153792456>cut Tomala>promote the fight to undisputed here Daner, I saved your shitty card.
>>153792464Brvtal Trvke
>>153792400As far as I know the only thing that gives ground to have a president impeached is having Monica Lewinsky visiting the oval office.
>>153792378Hey don't know if you havent read the sticky in the brazzacord but Justin is our honorary brazza via our kadydaddy and Alidaddy. A DOMINANCEMMA fighter and therefore our boy. Hate to see you banned or worse... Lets just say a lot of people are lurking in the cord, brazza... Be careful and don't disrespect Gaethje. To quote Slamdaddy "Real champion must fight gaethje. It good for legacy..." Be humble.
lel jones cucked these queers yet again. when will they learn.
>IM DA BES FUCKIN BOXA- ACK!!!!!!Imagine what KhaGOD would do to hin
How hard was it to get at least Jones on this card?Dana is useless
>>153792529Hey mate can you please stop impersonating me?
>>153792529Jon priced himself out again
>>153792529Jon would have gotten a DUI a day before the event.
Fucken idiots believing it was Ilia vs IslamFuckeb stupid fucking faggots
>>153792529>>153792543Far more likely he's embarrassed they never called him back after he retired but he had some schizo faith that Jesus was just testing him and he would be at the white house. Then when everyone started asking him about the card he just lied and said he was in negotiations.
Khabib taught Islam how to duck like Musashi taught Jiri how to be a samurai
got em revved as usual
PIGna is a petty bitch and snubbed GOATnes because he refused to fight Tomala
>>153792554Taught him too well I fear considering he even ducked matchups Khabib wanted like Gamrot
it was supposed to be Islam vs Brock but Islam was no I was just joking brazza
>>153792513they never do
>>153792529Gane's a bigger drawl than Jon, b.
If you thought it was Islam vs Topuria at the WHITE house card I am going to need you to invert your penis immediately
the problem is that the ufc deceives all their fighters all the time. they build huge cards out of fake bricks and gasp when it collapses under the weight.
>>153792555he still crying on twitter?
*hides post*he's fine
Aaron "Shakespeare" Pico
>>153792563I can’t believe the retards here thought actually thought that Islam was scared of gayrot
I don't ask, for much these daysAnd I don't bitch, and whine, if I don't get my wayI only wanna fuck another behind my lover's backI sit and watch it grow standin' where I'm atFertilize another behind my lover's backAnd I'm keepin' my secrets mineI push my seed in her bush for lifeIts gonna work because I'm pushin' it rightIf Mary drops my baby girl tonightI would name her Rock-N-Roll
>>153792581Why did he duck him then
>>153792591scared
Fighters have no control over their opponents apart from when it suits my narrative
ClozaBLACKED literally singing love songs for he Jondaddy.
>>153792581GOATrot won this shit with the first two rounds thoughbeit
ME HECKIN ORB!!
>the roots>a love songput the buckfast down
>>153792572not really he already deleted his tweets
>BEASTPURIA?????? noooo.........
Let's get retarded (Hah)Let's get retardedin hereLet's get retarded (Hah)Let's get retardedin hereLet's get retarded (Hah)Let's get retardedin hereLet's get retarded (Hah)Let's get retardedin here, yeah>>153792451
Clozapiggy loves he Black daddies so so much.
Tomdaddy won the story
>>153792636shame about his son
>>153792638Tomala goes by xe/xer pronouns
>hmm WH card you say?>15 million dollars to Conor Benn#rapedanawhite
charles subs islam and ilia in the same night
Hunter Campbell runs the UFC.
GODmala got them boys oinkin'
>Jones vs Pereira >Islam vs Topuria>Khamzat vs StricklandThese were the fights fans expected to headline the WH cardDana is GENUINELY a useless nigger
>>153792651an*
>>153792657igger*
>>153792660woah pal
big c is a bit heartbroken heem any pics of pvz to help dull the pain would be appreciated
Maximus Hall vs son of Tom Aspinall for the biggest retard in the UK belt.
Tom of Finland vs Jon Jones for the gayest man in history belt.
>>153792693Another Tom already holds that belt, I fear
>>153792688isn't harvey price still alive he must way like 160 or so
why wouldnt they do gooby/chandler at leasti think daner is going through something
>>153792704daner is not ever going to let gooby fight again because he wants to retain the exclusivity rights until he's too old to fight. daner knows that gooby vs perry in bkfc would draw more than any shitty card he could put together
why does nobody believe in gaethje
>>153792723he's old and not very good
>>153792723dude barely beat fiziev. doo has nothing
>Gaethje vs Topuria is a replacement for the original main event. This fight fell through during a power slap event and wasn't the fight that fell through at the UFC press conference.>Islam has a hand injury and is going to be out for a while.>Neither Ilia, Islam, Gaethje or Jon were originally going to be at the white house.What the fuck kind of meme fight was going to headline? Conor did say he accepted a white house fight but is now likely going to be on International fight week.Was it going to be some wacky shit like Terence Crawford vs Gooby in mma? He has been hinting he would do it if he got the same payday he normally gets. Can't think of what else it could possibly be aside from Aspinall vs Pereira but Tom's eye still hurthttps://youtu.be/2EV1yApkTd0?t=745
>>153792729>Jon [wasn't] originally going to be at the white house.idk where you get this. daner confirmed that jones was in negotiations, but claims he wouldn't have jones on the card all along. which sounds like daner saving face for them not reaching a number. pretty sure the original main event, and the reason pereira vacated his LHW belt was jones vs pereira
>>153792704Because there's absolutely no payoff with that gay fight. At least with someone else there's a delusional hope spot that if Gooby wins, it would mean something. If Canor gets heemed then it's the bookend and someone gets to say they were the last to heem him. Who cares if Canor beats Chandler? Chandler's somehow worse than Tony was at his worst. If Chandler beat Conor it doesnt mean shit anymore. Plus Chandler is a faggot.
a kid named michael chandler
>>153792742some of us respect the sanctity of TUF
GANEDADDY YOUR BBC IS TOO BI-AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YOU'RE BREAKING ME APART HNNNNNNNNNNNG
>>153792741No, the matchmakers talked to him but he wasnt in actual 'negotiations' and wasnt the fight that fell through. An incident happened that crashed the original main event that Dana picked to headline. They were notified of it falling through during a power slap card.Obviously it wasnt Pereira, he's still on the card. Obviously it wasnt jones because jones wants to be on the card. There was another fight that was sealed. Even Gaethje said he was notified first that he wasnt going to be on the card last thursday, then the real main event FELL THROUGH and they called him back and said its possible he's back on the card.
>>153792759It was gonna be Brawlk Lesner vs Alex Pereira for the undisputed heavyweight title my sources tell me.
exchange Tomala for Ditcheva
gane vs rozenstruik 2 comaingane vs rozenstruik 3 main
someone should do those colby style promos with hookers but with shemales instead
It was Ilia Vs gooby
>>153792775if by exchange you mean shoot in a ditch
>>153792778Someone should hang you, you mentally ill freak
Chef Gane’s Guide to Gourmet Greatness.
postlims could save the ufc
Feel like current Charles heems Ilia
>>153792759its obviously jones or dana wouldnt be talking so much shit about jones suddenly. piers morgan asked him multiple times if jones is on the card and he just sort of said nothing. but now hes talking about jones heemed hips and that he was never ever going to put him on the card
>>153792786shut up bitch
we're just too slick
>>153792846bro think he dricus
dricus my balls across your forehead
Where’s the wonk nose poster? I want to see some wonk nose posting
It's pretty obvious that there was no fight that got canceled. They were just acting as if a fight got canceled to justify the card that we got even though that is what they had in mind all along.
>>153792907this is why we pay you top dollar b
forgot to pay the swede again
>>153792943pay the man his top dollar
>>153792832Bubba, the Garth Topuria fight is a replacement for a fight that was locked in by Dana. I don't think Jones was ever "locked in". The hips thing was a while ago. It seems another fight was actually scheduled that dana picked to be the headliner. Besides Dana's been asked about the hip thing at a conference a while back.Something actually happened during the power slap event where the fight fell through. So even if the match makers kept Jones in mind as an alternate, Dana picked another fight to be main event originally. DANA let Gaethje know he wasnt going to be needed for WH card last thursday. Jones did not pull out, he still was hoping he would be the one to headline. Do you see what I mean?
>>153792959>>153792993keep em coming
>>153792996It was gonna be Musk vs Zuck playa!
musk vs zuck my balls across your forehead
>>153792757thawlts on gayne vs pereddit?
>>153793010how do these greasy dagos have money
>>153793020sold loads of gay porn to your father
good grief
k im going to bedgood nite
I feel like Trump probably threw a full diaper tantrum over having a Muslim headline the event but didn't even bother to look at the card until the last min because of the war
Fuck the white house card the real bangers are at UFC 327 its stacked from top to bottom unironically
Watching Jon on ig live brooding like a teenage girl is hilarious
yeah tell em daner. you fucking hear this shit eddie hearn you fucking pussy? you might have signed the heavyweight (paper) champ of the world but you will NEVER smell those apex centre merch profits. maybe the saudis will throw you a bone you broke reddit bitch
>>153793280Im gonna fucking skin dana white and hang his corpse from the ceiling of the apex
>>153793295that's revoltingrebellious even
>>153793184Concession accepted, bitch.
>>153793201his favourite fighter iskhabib, why would he care?
>>153793305Fuck you Ill hang you too like we used to do
>>153793295You'll have to get through me first
Gina Gerudo
>>153793314>used to
>>153793201topuria's manager confirmed it wasn't islam
we used to get hanged by sweeties we still do but we used to too
>>153793201lol his hand is injured and he's going to be out for a while.
>>153793295>>153793314Dumb goof
Dana is bitchmade
>>153793420Fuck you Ill skin you too and bury your corpse in shit
>>153793420danabeast has me and all my friends seething
Dana's statements really stick with me
>>153790845kwab gracie wants so bad to be a diaz bro but he just don't have the hands playboy
When you sign to fight me, it’s a celebration. You ring back home, you ring your wife, ‘Baby, we’ve done it. We’re rich baby. Maricio Ruffy made us rich. Break out the red panties
jailinbros....
>>153793506Completely sober too
Drew Dober heems Jones
>>153793722Proof?
>>153792729GSP or Logan Paul
So you can't even buy tickets for Freedom 250? It's just gonna be Trump and his buddies in attendance? More quiet crowd than the Apex.
>>153793816Front row is reserved for ghislaine and Jeff and the little St James crew!
No fat drunk mexicans screaming? Yeah not watching that crap buddyboy.
i don't even have the ufc audio on most of the time
how much longer can this continue?
>>153793874turn your tv on pal
>>153793934Huh why?*checks tv opas*Paraolympics? Shit mang you competing?
>>153793946how ever did you know
>>153792400muh impeachment is a libtard fantasy that is never gonna happen, Trump will continue to fuck Iran up which will cause Iran to keep fucking with the petrodollar while China keeps playing it safe as fuck and focusing on economics. This will tank the global economy and pretty much only China will end up in a good position from this whole shitshow.
>>153793774He didnt drink that
the ufc's initial offer of cannonier vs allen main event was rejected by congress
>>153793002
>>153792729hearing rumblings it was tony vs khabib. khabib needs the money bad but he pushed too hard and blew his bussy inside out and had to pull out. or so he says...
>>153794043you'd think it would be tony pulling out of kvassblob vis an vis picrel
Gane being handed the nuclear codes after dismantling Alex Pereira 49-46 at the White House
A white dove lands on Gane's hand as he delivers his post fight speech. He kisses it gently
The president specifically requested Kyle Daukaus. Huge Cage Fury fan.
Islam wasn't on the necessary gear for the fight.
"If the universe seems directionless, it is because everything is moving in the same direction. If it appears decentralised, it is because every point is equally central. If it feels aimless, it is because every single event is equally part of the grand plan. May no tongue attempt to disprove these claims."Gane at the White House
Chills
me when ciryl gane KOs pooreira in the first round
This kvass is not just prescribed for me
>>153794175turn your window closed
It's funny that Dana says he welcomes competition. Yjk he'd deploy some mossad wet work jobs if you went against him
Will Gane finally be cut when he pushes Pereira to a NC with 3 low blows and 12 eye pokes?
>>153794206Dana doesn't care about competition, but the TKO jews giving him orders are the ones who want to destroy everything.
The decree of the almighty is as real as it gets. And it's mindblowing
The Third Temple will be built on fight island
>>153792704Daner is a senile retard and a vengeful petty drunk who can tell who said what to him or about him
Gane will not just be fighting Pereira in there. He is fighting a literal and actual manifestation of evil.
>>153794249worst of all he's a shabbos
Gane is not fighting anyone in there, he is fighting no one. Only wind and dust and air. He might as well be fighting himself in there.
Gane will be fighting nothing but words in there, worst of all, his own. What he had said will come back at him as fierce and strong as he had let them out.
Gane claims to have big news pending and then just rocks up to a fifa esports tournament in a boxxy tee and gold chain
i like to think sweetden is a cute girl with an endearing laugh
I would demolish Gane in NHL 2006
i would wipe the floor with you in nhl pal
Gane's own words will get caught in the winds that sweep through the whitehouse lawn. They will swirl around the octagon and deliver to him his own words to choke on.
As he struggles for breath, a thousand eyes will be fixed on him as his own eyes bulges out of his skull. His hands will thrash about and his face will turn a slightly darker shade.
>>153794176I kinda hope Gane is the same old and just eye-pokes Alex in the first round to end the fight, just so that Dana has to stand on the press conference later and explain why a guy who's notorious for eye-pokes and strikes to the back of the head is still getting booked for these high-stake fights. Imagine Gane eventually becoming champ because all the other HW contenders are in surgery for eye damage
Can you imagine the kind of glowies ops being ran on Eddie hearn right now?
Up until now, Gane's fight against the devil has been an spiritual one, waged with words of wisdom. But where the good word fails, physical force must take its place. The only way to stop the demon Poatan is to destroy the body which hosts it. Gane at the White House
The last that people will see of Ciryl Gane is of him dying as all the life from him is violently taken away. A corpse will lie at the dead center of the octagon.
Tom Aspinall said he was going to say no to Eddie hearn, but hearn hired a private jet for tom to go to Monaco and it won him over
>>153794415are you implying the son of britains biggest bookies isn't mi6
In the distance low humming turned to chanting will be heard.
>>153794436aspinall is like the brass gyal that get sent over dubai iykyk ygm
Tom Aspinall got one photo op with a dodgy jacket in front of a PJ and sold his soul
many such cases
ASPINALL SOUNDS OFF ON WHY REACTOR 4 IS FINE ACTUALLY
>me name's tom aspinall and i'm bleedin' out me bloody eyes me
it's been 3 years since strick vs jizzy
been 3 years since my balls across your forehead
>former UFC heavyweight champion fights on Jake Paul undercard
>>153794539a promotion that has outlasted Affliction lmao
>>153794539Former PFL champ on a Gina carano undercard. Chills!
>>153794519its been 15 years since GSP/Shields
I was watching Grand Sumo and those guys are the real deal.
>>153794574what does this say about Stipe and Jones (as a Hw)
>>153794539>ducks Nemkov to fight a bum
Arthritis jones may go and get himself heemed by ngub on Netflix out of pure spite
>philipe lins that was the best they got?! KWAB
>>153794591you tell me
gon gones
swed swedes
>>153794604shows Randy is still the goat HW not Stipe, that is until Jones takes out Nigonu and Reyes
Il Topur
>>153794617forced to sniff against a real fighting man sadly
Zil Topur was a Quarren official who represented the planet Dac in the Galactic Senate after former Senator Tikkes joined the Confederacy of Independent Systems.
>be ufc hw champduck LHW at HW>leave ufc>go to pfl>be pfl hw champduck LHW at HW>leave pflaccept fight against LHW >co-main for Strikeforce card in 2026
>>1537946252warriors
>>153794660this is what ari took from us bruder
OOOOOOOOOOH HE'S HURT
>>153794665we still got the Meta Apex
>>153794686*tap tap tap*
>>153794686got some of that dom cruz in him i can see it
>>153790937zozzle
oh thank god
>>153794716chills
>>153794686dustin poirier
>>153794539>>153794716anderson silva vs t-wood in a UFC RULES fight!
>>153794686Me thinking about DDP vs Zatdaddy round 5
>>153794689Islam would like to know this sexy BBC daddy's location
>>153794787why is he like this
>>153794791Only Zonald's finest twinks make it to the white house lawn!
>>153794791mcgregor
>>153794791he gay
Chandler's bizarre call out of mcgregor in the wwe crowd is the biggest KWAB moment of all time
PHILLIPELINS
>>153794829Who?
So Dana’s card for the White House in front of the most pro American president in history is a bunch of Spanish speaking Brazilians and an Arab beating the fuck out of Americans?
Why didn't musumeci get on the card?
There is something about Tom that makes me really hate him and I can’t place it why, can someone help me figure it out?It’s not that I think he’s putting on a character it’s just this weird way he acts, it’s like he is a good guy but it’s also clear he tries to be the good guy like he does PR training or something. And he’s such a little lickarse to anyone above him in a position of power and never picks a side
>>153794809yjk he and brie sleep in separate rooms "on account of his snoring"
>>153794852>he’s such a little lickarse to anyone above him in a position of power and never picks a sideits just this
>>153794852I am the man you seek
>>153794852He's nothing
>>153794852
>>153794852Nothing he says carries any weight. Any statement he makes is said with non-commited cowardly inflection, an implied shrug of indifference, not the cool kind of indifference but one that stems from fear and anxiety. He self deprecates, a cheap form of fake humility. He's a big scared man who does not know who he is. Gane showed us who he is
>>153794852that prick got laser surgery for myopia and pretend it was because of THE eyepoke
>It’s not that I think he’s putting on a character it’s just this weird way he acts, it’s like he is a good guy but it’s also clear he tries to be the good guy like he does PR training or something.thomas "tom" aspinall has always been a goofy face character however he has no charisma and tries to play the good guy athlete in a sport centered around hurting people like a young cejudo or a not quite as fat daniel cormier (FAT!) this is a not just see through but also really off-putting>And he’s such a little lickarse to anyone above him in a position of power and never picks a sidethomas r retardsson is good friends with piers r morgan and was going to have him walk him out against jones this should tell you everything you need to knowcf >>153794874see >>153794885 >>153794890and add to these that everything he accused the GOAT of doing he is now doing albeitsoever that ole jonesy had ripped a pec and shitforbrains is doing the milkjob of the century over his eyeand he's a beg for mmaguru a grown man and all
>>153794852I watched an interview with him the other day talking about the Eddie hearn stuff. In the background a loud sound goes off and he glares over at the sound. Seems like a primadonna
woah big text
>>153794900literally 'beit
what else do i have left in the tank
Aspinall seems like he'd never shag an ebony queen, like he'd be afraid of it. It's a position I can't endorse
>>153790895AHHHH AHHHHHH MY RIB!
the thing about aspinall is that he cheated against pav and is not a skilled fighter he is just fast for his size he for some reason has shaved a target on his chin which he keeps exposed he quits fights in an olivieraesque manner while presenting himself as the next ngannou now say what you will about francis don't hold back on my account but that sand shoveling gorilla in his prime would murder aspinall in his prime long story short aspinall is just an average bloke
we haven't even touched on the topic of andrew "andy" aspinall
islam is a pussy
>>153794967The old paedophile
plus his pasta is shit
Thomas Binhole has been going on and on about his peepers but now that Gane is figthing Pereira he's acting like he's ready to get back to training. He's afraid of Gane. Factual.
Tom's Rigatoni slaps
Andy ruined tom's career by bringing up moving to boxing in front of the media
Andy ruined Tom's little boy anus by penetrating it with his penis repeatedly.
>>153795000You would know you fuken faggotini. Respectfully.
>>153795027And what? My lobster pasta is on route.
Gane can only win interims but chokes every time he fights for undisputed
>If he can find a way to win these next 2 rounds DC, we could be witnessing the first ever three divis-OOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH >CIRYL GANE!!! HAS PUT... THE DREEEAM TO REST HERE TONIGHT!!!>Joe this aint look right. JOE. Joe HE AINT BREATHIN MAN! This is BAD. Joe THIS BAD...THEY USIN DUH FIBALATOR JOE!>Bon voyage, Alex... Je suis desole.SOON
Dana and Ari's shameless greed will be their undoing.
gane
>>153795035I could mever afored that
Death to Israel (the country)
Dana's looksmaxxing period was funny as fuck. Jumped on a crazy gear cycle and took a bunch of photos of his cum gutters before getting fat again
>>153795149BAD GOY!!!!! MOLOCH, ELIMINATE THIS PEST!!!
>>153795087Two more weeks
>>153794852He's British
>>153794539Philipe Lins!? Out of all the HWs that would gladly get heemed for a six figure payday you end up with this guy?
The fact Derrick Lewis has consistently been in a top ten heavyweight is all the reasons needed to not consider MMA a real sport.MMA should be in the same category as field hockey and Curling
My bawls was hot!
Post concept: telling you guys Im gay and then saying psyche
>>153795248nobody cares if its a real sport or not, watching heems is fun there's a reason ppl watch streetbeefs my manthe problem with the ufc is that the ruleset benefits jiu jitsu cross sniffers by prohibiting grounded knees and kicks, which would greatly benefit violencemaxxing wrestlers like in rizin
It could've been Ngannou vs Smiff...
Tony vs Khabib was the original main event
CHAMA
https://youtube.com/shorts/SaKrp3ahakE?si=wrSbyw7fKGrNemRg
CSO
Steiney from Nelk vs Khabib
HUUUUM
the duke of Austria vs Tony
>>153795312but khabib couldn't make 265
>>153792077Dricus’ psyche resulted gravely wounded in his last fight.
>headlines ufc 300>headlines ufc debut on paramount>headlines ufc at the white houseGaethje is the main character of MMA.
>>153795248>MMA should be in the same category as field hockey and CurlingI'm pretty sure it is
Corruption is not bad. Corruption is only bad if I am not involved.
>>153795414Unironically this.
>>153795248Rico ducked Derrick
>>153795414If I am part of the corruption I will DEFEND IT!
>>153795402>dedicate mma career to being entertaining>receive infinite rewardscurious...
>>153795402He was co-main on 300.
Da PFL is going *whistles whilst raising hand*
Garth is what War machine could have been had he not chosen the dark left hand path
>>153795560Schaub is looking good
Fart Fairy is looking giga-chopped, the fuck happened to this bitch?
>>153790908How is there no (You) s on this 10/10 post?
Playing touch butt with goob in the white house lawn
>>153795584Got rid of the teenage boy haircut so is no longer appealing to pedos such as yourself
>>153795590
>>153795584dafuq is that thumbnail?
>>153795584She was always ugly and you need to kill yourself
>>153795584Nothing happened to her, you just developed a modicum of self respect.
Fight Fairy x MMA Guru
>>153795670You're a revolting mutilated mutt
It's cuffing season, I need a big boy
new>>153795726>>153795726>>153795726>>153795726
>>153795584never herd of her b. new journalist?
>>153795402He's not even good. Inspiring.
>>153795718you did it b you saved her honor
