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blame Jerome for poor takedown defense
i tried to laugh about it
Trannyspinall status?
Hunter has told Arman he is to enjoy a title shot anywhere he chooses within the promotion. https://youtube.com/shorts/5Xdsu1p8_uM?si=aqywqclXc3rAaDUv
>>153783240https://x.com/ChampRDS/status/2030531216689017337
You said he's being treated by the owner?
>>153783234This broke Charles mentally and he didn't recover. It's why he refused to stand with Holloway
Paramount really is going to be the end, isn't it?
>>153783243If hunter hears that armans title shot has been interrupted then when he comes down on them they and their whole family are to be executed.
Huh, my whole family?
>>153783279Go check.
>>153783279You, and everybody else
Steve Garcia.
https://youtu.be/UVSk4NvsFZE?si=8Srzha2UJAYF2LtT
My whole family? Damn.
Yesterday's Oliviera would raoe Pigslam BADLYIt seems he really was poisoned by the bacon oil carpet sands. I fear
>This is once in a lifetime you'll never see this again Still ain't never seen somebody piss drunk off 1 budweiser trying to bluff their way into drinking a 6 pack under the lays potato chips
>that white house cardembarrassing, poofc fell off hard
Max being exposed as a bum is awful for topiglet All his decent wins got destroyed by Islam in their primes
>>153783352>I fearJust what are you afraid of exactly?
the card is fucking horrible. not even a single fight worth anything. cut tomala and promote it to undisputed. also rape gaygee and give Ilia shartman or slampiggy.
>>153783384Yeah it's bullshit
surely there's NO WAY this next card doesn't deliver right? Jiri is literally not capable of not delivering heemkinoRIGHT?
>>153783268I really believe so, not only they don't have to put on good cards anymore but, was there ever a point in time when we had this many belts devalued?>Van fluked it>Volk at the end of the day didn't beat Ilia back to get it>Ilia got LW gifted to him then ducked Arman>3 of Islam's defences were basically gifted too, 4 if you think Volk won the first fight>if Jiri wins he still got molested by Alex twice, if Ulberg wins he didn't beat Alex and he had to rob Jan to get there anyway who Alex still edged out >HW is a complete fucking disasterand it doesn't end there because on the remaining divisions there's nothing exciting on the horizon>only rematches for Yan>Islam and Khamzat are fucking bores >>>wmmahow is it not over?
Arman always pick the correct winner
>>153783372so don't watch crying bitch nigga
>>153783423The next card is UFC Fight Night: Emmett vs. Vallejos
the only way to actually make this card worth anything is to force Tomala to fight.
>>153783314wow
Why did Gane tap?
UFC Noche : Ion Cutelaba vs Ank 3
>>153783477the pay was good. he's guaranteed to do it again on WHC if they pay him enough.
>>153783451A guaranteed hit then
Apparently they didn't tell Lopes he was fighting at the Whitehouse
>>153783451That's a good one as well
>>153783543inb4 he's still injured
>>153783500In Josh Emmett's last fight he lost in 40 seconds to an arm barIn the fight before that he got brutally beaten down over five rounds by Lerone Murphy This is probably going to be a stinky fight, he's fucking old now
>>153783384Clitia AGPiglet doesn’t fight under 35s sadly
I'm tellin' ya, Donte Johnson is a future Champion
>>153783426When GSP retired the first time, people were saying the same thing
>>153783550>Diego Lopes vs Michael ChandlerA overly aggressive sperg who is very reliant on hurting his opponent vs Diego Lopes. Very likely the American loses>Bo Nickal vs Kyle DaukausAmerican on American violence>Mauricio Ruffy vs Michael ChandlerChandler is 42, hasn't won a fight in five years, and lost to Paddy Pimplett. It would be shocking if the American wins>Sean O'Malley vs Aiemann ZahabiThis is very obviously intended as a lay up fight for O'Malley but I wouldn't be surprised if it was a 50/50 fight>Alex Periera vs Cyril GaneNo Americans>Ilia Topuria vs Justin GaethjeLive execution of an american citizen by a Spanish speaker on the white house lawn as the main event
>>153783433shut yo bald faggot ass up dana
>The official BMF champion lost to both the Lineal BMF championslol
I've changed my mind about Holloway being a better fighter than Aldo, he was a better striker that was lucky to never face a good grappler.Prime Chad Mendes ragdolls Holloway at 145.
Fuckin sucks dude Max vs Aldo 2 is what got me in to UFC and this nigga been ass since the first Volk fight only small flashes in the pan like KOing Garth but aint done SHIT for like years baka
Islam vs Topuria will unite the Lineal BMF championshipThe winner of that fight will rematch Oliveira to unify the Lineal and Official BMF belt
>>153783625Kattar beatdown and zombie faceplant heem were cool
>>153783624People forget man Strikeforce Jose Aldo was a different beast
>>153783605Lopes is fighting Garcia. It's a banger. Garcia can def winNickal/Daukaus will also be a banger. It'll be at least as fun as Daukaus/Allen was, which had high pace and brutal grappling exchangesRuffy will heem Chandler badlyO'Malley should retire if he loses to ZahabiPereira is an American citizen living in Connecticut. American dreamTopuria will bow before Trump and declare him the leader of the free worldToo bad Jones isn't on this. He would've been the perfect American representative
Kyle daucaus is this generation's Tj Grant
Clitia Topiglet will snack out of DDPonalds dingleberry depends
>>153783689>He would've been the perfect American representativeA closeted homosexual woman beater?
>>153783689>Too bad Jones isn't on this. He would've been the perfect American representativeA arrogant serial felon who keeps getting away with his crimes because he's rich and famous?
Stop running piggy
The BMF has spoken
max did a good job at fighting the submission attempts de ridder doesnt have the du plessis magic it seems
why is everyone so upsetthe original bmf fight was dogshit too, arguably worse than this
you just don't get illlia REALLY wants to fight Islam thats why he keeps signing contracts to fight guys who aren't Islam
>>153783240wtf chad hunter
Since Volk styled on Max striking wise and had him on skates using pure kickboxing, he is the true lineal BMF
>>153783243this shit is such cap lmaodana is clearly still mad that he missed weight but he wants to make it look worse than it is to justify not giving him the shot
A full night's sleep did not help dull the pain.
Cant wait for steve garcia to rape lopiss
imagine how unimpressed the normies will be when they see the guys fighting in the main event after they just watched Gane vs Alex
DC (former two division champion) suggested that BMF fights should have more striking. Jon Anik immediately and passionately disagreed.
>>153783911they might like it, casuals think one sided beatdowns or early out cold knockouts are good fights just because of the activityufc really blew it bro, this is gonna be the ufc's superbowl and they're gonna embarrass themselves
>>153783911Gane jabbing an old and overweight pereira to a boring decision won’t be riveting to cazzies
>>153783854ilia vacated to move up while islam was still 155 champ. we don't have time to chase islam all the way to heavyweight.
I'm so fucking tired of having to see dozens of insanely attractive women dressed slutty every time they do a crowd shot. Every FUCKING event. You literally cannot suffer in the US. How is this country real????
>>153783426Grim times
>>153783953You’re clearly not in a rush since you fight once a year
I need PVZ butthole to calm me down
Vallejos will heem
The White house card was billed as the best card in UFC history surpassing 300 but it's on par with the upcoming 327 and like 10 times worse than 300
It was idiotic to book a grappler for the BMF. Islam and Khamzat also have a ton of finishes, you can never really on grapplefuckers to be exciting
>>153783984i can't believe they just bought a new ilia to replace the old one
>>153783920The former fighters tend to be candid in their opinions on commentary I've noticed
>>153783572no, that was the guard changing and draws fucking off, this time around the guard can't change because the new fighters fucking suck, boring crotch sniffing is running rampant, people get title shots off a one win streak so there's no hype and everyone and their mother is getting a belt
>>153783992charles never fought like that before. khamzat(at the behest of arman) created the new meta
>>153783920Yeah let's just make rules mid match to benefit the fighter we are rooting for. DC is closed friends with max, you could hear his frustration every time charles go the takedown.
>>153783743>>153783761the GOAT
UFC sucks ass how does any sit through this garbage wtf happened
>>153784072>It's just a normal fight
a real BMF would care about the crowd and let himself get finished after realising he has no way to win. Max is just petty mf, survived all sub attempts but couldn't even do shit on his meme point down thingie.
>>153784107The best is behind us now, I wouldn't even tell people to get into the sport anymore now
>>153784124controversial, yet wise
>>153784124Korean Zombie did exactly that when he realised he was down 3 rounds and just swang and banged
>I'm gonna spend the next 5 years on 4chan talking about how bad the UFC is, just like I've done for the last 10!lmao
>>153784193Max wanted to but Chuck wouldn't let him.
>>153784201who isn't tilted after watching that tho
>>153784071He did in the hapler rematch
>>153784214me cuz I recognized it was a bad card and took the vodpill. only tuned in for the main event and lost interest after 10 minutes. anyone getting mad doesn't have anything else going on in life. you shut in neets treat a bad card like a personal insult on your family's honor. try living your lives
they just need stricter punishments for pulling out of fights. ideas?
if you want to wash the bad taste out of your mouth you can watch the recent Aljamain Sterling vs Benson Henderson Real American Freestyle match
>>153784245bappa I pay good money for paramount plus I expect a quality product
>>153784258They've got Arman in a non sexual relationship with Nina I think that's punishment enough.
Next bum striker who people will pretend has good TDD:
>>153784265so cancel sub if you're continuously disappointed. bitching in the unwashed asshole of the internet accomplishes literally nothingalso it's like $70 for the year. that's the price of a happy meal in today's economy. calm down
poofc is dying...
>>153784276no offense my doo but you're posting is kinda jewish you're trying too many angles of attack that seemingly conflict like 'just cancel goy oy vey it's not that much money why complain' I just want entertaining fights and this is an entertainment company
>>153784300they're two separate points, Muhammad Islamabad. you want entertainment. if you're not entertained, look for it elsewhere. you may be surprised to learn that's an option. no one's got you chained to a wall and forced to watch only ufc cards or only mma or only combat sports or only live entertainment broadcasts. it's a big world
>>153784322I don't know why you came to 4chan if complaining upsets you so much. This is a site for gripes. If you don't like bitching you should find a new site.
charles won the point down. A true BMF.
>>153783689>Topuria will bow before Trump and declare him the leader of the free worldTrump's not even gonna to be there. He's going to be in the oval office giving bibi sloppy toppy.
>>153784341>admits everyone's bitching>I'm the one that's upsetthis is probably the most interesting phenomenon on 4chan that speaks to most posters here being genuinely socially stunted. if you disagree and present cogent arguments for why you disagree, you must be upset. what an interesting worldview. does it stem from having parents that always scolded you? bullying in school?anyway, I don't come here that often
gaethje will do better than people expect. this is a man who decisioned the fiziev twice. he can solve striking puzzles of the highest level.
>>153784376bappa you actually are you think you're above it by going meta and bitching about the bitching but that's just reddit bitching
>>153784348DaddYahu finna walk DDPonald out wi’ dookie dripping from he dementia depends
>>153784399I'm not bitching. I'm giving advice. take it or leave it. your life is yours to shape
>>153784440advice is off topic b be careful
I got to see an guy get kikced in his peins so much he threw up. Im happy with the current product.
>>153784393naah not happening bud. We will not see a second round.
the only interesting fights for Ilia are Arman and Islam. they're gonna let him go for the 3rd belt now that they let Pereira do it
>wasted some of Tom's prime years trying to book a fight with Jones>haven't even threatened to strip Chimaev despite his ridiculous inactivity and continue to allow him to shit up an already shit division>allowed Paddy Pimblett to fight for a title because they were mad at Arman which in turn has led to a completely uninteresting Gaethje title shot that everyone knows is a foregone conclusion>Volk vs. Diego 2 for some reason>trying to force Merab vs. Yan 3 instead of making Merab earn another shot and allowing Yan to fight someone new>hype up a White House card with only six fights which everyone assumes means it'll be stacked except it turns out it's just Ilia, Pereira and a series of bizarre mismatches that look like they should be prelims on a mid-tier numbered cardI'm not saying the UFC is over but I don't understand what the fuck they're doing lately.
gaethje has a 1 inch reach advantage. do not forget to include that in your calculations.
>>153784532personally, i am not going to read this post
>>153784488Feel like that's happened three times this year between japanese promotions and this
>>153784532the ufc's goal is to get the most money for the least amount spent on fights. they will never stop getting better at it.
>allowed Paddy Pimblett to fight for a title because they were mad at Arman which in turn has led to a completely uninteresting Gaethje title shot that everyone knows is a foregone conclusionEveryone was super dismissive of Justin going into the Paddy fight, too.
>>153784532Chimaev fought in August and will fight again after Ramadan. A champ fighting once a year is nothing newVolk/Diego 2 suckedThe White House fights are all bangersMerab/Yan 3 is still very high quality
>>153784532>I'm not saying the UFC is overI am
>>153784588>Chimaev fought in August and will fight again after Ramadan.Chimaev has been talking about wanting to move up and tried to get on the White House card to fight Pereira or Jones or whomever instead of booking a fight in his own division. I'll be honestly surprised if he even fights this year, but I hope he does.>The White House fights are all bangersIlia vs. Garth isn't a banger, it's one sided and will probably end in the first round. Pereira vs. Gane is a banger. The rest of the fights are decidedly not bangers and some of them are complete mismatches or bizarre choices (why Zahabi and not Sandhagen?). One-sided mismatches are not bangers. Zahabi fights are not bangers. Ruffy vs. Chandler might be interesting if it makes it out of round 1 but that's a big if and I'm not sure Chandler should even be ranked.>Merab/Yan 3 is still very high qualityIt's not necessary and we're all tired of rematches. I'd rather see something new like Yan vs. Umar while Merab fights someone else.
>>153784588All the fights suck except for Alex. Gathje gets killed early, Aiemann heems Sean early, Ruffly kills Chandler, Bo Nigger.
We arent letting Jones or Conor anywhere near Freedom 250, not a fucking chance kid
>>153784245>SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR YOU CANNOT COMPLAIN ABOUT A PAID PRODUCT YOU USED TO ENJOY PLUMMET IN QUALITY SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARSThe jews ain't gonna invite you to the pedo island Ranjeet
>>153784739Seems like you were trying to hurt his feelings with this message.
>>153784588>The White House fights are all bangersYeah bro, AiemaNN Zahabi, Michael Chandler, and Kyle Daukus on the main card. ABSOLUTE PEACH OF A BEAST OF A PEACH OF BEAST OF A PEACH OF A BANGER THANK YOU DANA!
how much longer can michael chandler
>>The White House fights are all bangers
The UFC white house card is shit
The Jiri card should have been the white house card
>>153783689>garcia can def win No he can’t. Lopes has a granite chin and Garcia relies on his power. Lopes will eat his best shots and finish Garcia when he gets tired
>>153784684O'Malley fights are bangers and Zahabi has some dog in him. It will be a banger. Daukaus/Bo is a banger. Lopes/Garcia is a banger. Ilia catching another body is a banger. Ruffy delivering another great highlight is a banger. Banger doesn't mean it has to be FOTN quality. Heem levels are measured in many ways. Chimaev will fight this summer against StricklandYan vs anyone is gonna be great. Merab was an excellent champ. It'll be a good way to define the trilogy between 2 of the best BWs of this generation>>153784720>heems sucklog off and don't come back
>>153784773Jiri is too good for that garbage, 327 is unironically a better card not even memeing
>>153784777you obv didn't watch the Kattar fight. Garcia has evolved. he can fight on the outside as the longer guy. anyway even if Diego wins it'll be fun>iron chinVolk made him shit his pants in the 2nd fight>>153784757calm down and enjoy the fights. you'll be on here watching them anyway. doing it miserably is a choice
>>153784793Jiri is dogshit, he's about to get slimed out by Bergdaddy
>>153784708Not my BMF
I liked when Jon Jones said fighting at the White House would be like serving in the military.
If you need storylines to enjoy fights then you can go watch wwe
>>153784739Complaining on 4chan does nothing and is only an action taken by inert chuds with no agency irl. If you don't like the product, stop paying for it and do something else with your life.
>>153784801>calm down and enjoy the fights.No, I am not going to shut up and enjoy the goyslop after being promised the best card of all time. Kill yourself you unpaid UFC shill. I called in and requested a refund from paramount today
>>153784840nigga is on a gossip site acting like he's above storylines
>>153784778>O'Malley fights are bangers and Zahabi has some dog in him. It will be a banger.The Chito fight was a banger? The Yadong fight was a banger? The first Merab fight was a banger? The Kris Moutinho fight was a banger? News to me.>Daukaus/Bo is a banger. Lopes/Garcia is a banger.Lopsided mismatches are not bangers. I'd love to believe Daukaus could give Bo some trouble, though. >Ilia catching another body is a banger.It's a waste of time. There are other more interesting fights available for him right now but we've been forced into this because the UFC decided to let Paddy fight for a title shot.>Banger doesn't mean it has to be FOTN quality.No, but boring, unnecessary mismatches aren't bangers. They're not interesting fights. "Heems = good" is a retarded casual mentality. Not all heems are exciting. Ilia will heem Garth and I'll feel nothing from it because it's a foregone conclusion.
>>153784532>I don't understand what the fuck they're doing lately>On March 24, 2025, private equity firm Silver Lake completed a deal to take Endeavor private.They're owned by private equity now anon. Their only priority is to make line go up.
>>153784849Okay. Now calm down and enjoy the fights through a stream because you'll obviously be here posting anyway. Doing it miserably is a choice>>153784863The Chito and Moutinhi fights were thrashings. The Yadong fight was a nice redemption tour. The Merab fight was a dramatic fall from the top. All kino. Daukaus is a good grappler and we'll hopefully see some good and violent grappling sequences. Ilia fighting Gaethje is going to be very fun. All the fights are going to deliver highlights. If that does nothing for you, don't watch. Instead, being a sad case, you'll watch while admittedly feeling empty inside for most of it. That's just weird.
>>153784899Suck my dick nigger faggot shit eater
Looks like Jones will remain the greatest of all time
>>153784910Breathe, buddy. Take a breath.
Suck my nigger dick shit faggot eater
>>153784899Alright you're just baiting. I'm done engaging.
>>153784951>only one side can have a genuine opinion Okay, anon. Enjoy the upcoming cards.
So where does Oliveira go from here? Common sense says Arman vs him for #1 contender but now he’s got the BMF belt attached to him. And when Topuria smokes either of them does that mean he’s now BMF champ even though he technically is anyway because he heemed Oliveria?
>>153784852The only storyline I care about is prospects climbing through the ranks and getting to the top. If the fighter is good I will pirate the fight. Simple as.
>>153784981He and Arman should rematch and the BMF title should be retroactively dissolved. Winner should fight Ilia. If Ilia beats Arman, he should be allowed to challenge Islam for a 3rd title. >>153784986Based.
>>153784981He will fight Goobs next fer sure in the summer blawgbuster
>BMF Belt
>>153784846>SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARS YOU CAN'T USE THIS INTERNET FORUM TO DISCUSS THINGS SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARSYou should kill yourself you retarded mutilated kike
>>153785022You're welcome to continue a spiraling discussion about how much you hate the UFC for the next 10 years. Well adjusted people would just stop watching and pursue other interests. Anyway, that's enough free advice for you anons. Good luck!
>>153785049Spoken like a true cuckTruly a real muttmerican KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
Still the GOAT
i just can't see illia beating arman given the fact that illia said he will never fight arman
>>153785091Replace it with a mercedes-benz w124
why tf is bo nickal on there? he managed to fraud his way to ufc 300 then got exposed by a bum. now they're doing this again?
>>153785091Prime Conor, Aldo, Volk, Topuria would've been an amazing 4 Kings situation
>>153784863Daukaus is unironically going to win. He’s miles above Viera in MMA, including as a grappler
>>153785127This moment was an all time aura loss for toepiglet regretfully
>>153783099Can't believe my goat turned into a dagestani hugger>>153783987327 looks better to me, why isnt kevin holland on the trump card
squeal....I SAID SQUEAL PIGGY
>>153784981Slamdaddy is the BMF
>>153785137There's no better american prospect on the roster. Seriously, name one.
sugar shawn ducked sandhagen
>>153785187Jacobe Smith
>>153785187Joe Pyfer
>>153785187JacoBBC smith smokes Bo Piggle
>>153785137Bo is a Trump supporting chud The entire card is an ode to Trump’s ego
>>153785235
>>153785186Sadly a very incorrect statement, unless you meant he is the BitchMadeFaggot then yes you are correct.
>>153785235Clitia craves a new kinda BBC since Jaidaddy’s black mamba spunked xer Serrano ham hole
>>153784863Daukaus can give Bo trouble. He’s very long and has a nasty front choke game. Could tag Bo from distance or snatch his neck when Bo shoots
The Evloev Murphy card looks like a stealth banger
>real BMF >lightweight champion >welterweight champion >PFP no.1 >snapped combined 57 winstreak in title fights >makes putrid piggies the world over squirt losergoo from their deformed ingrown clitties Is there anything our Slampapi can’t do?
He can't win against Adriano Martins
They should have had Adesanya/Pyfer on the White House card. Guy calls himself no body cam and it’s an American knocking out a black immigrant
Adriano Martins would knock Islam the fuck out
>>153785385They know Daddysanya is roasting that piglet.
Based spammy getting started bright and early with bullshit
Charles thought it meant 'Best Man Friend' so he gave Max a big hug.
The number 1 main reason arman is in the permanent dog house is because khamzat was supposed to lose the ddp fight and Arman was the nigger in the woodpile telling khamzat dont do anything but stay in crucifix to which khmzat agreed as arman was special guest coach for some reason.
>>1537854132-3 years ago yeah but after Imavov one shotted him it’s clear his chin is gone
Daddy piggy ahhh type shit lmao
>>153785413Hope Izzy makes that comeback, if he goes out, at least go out on a win
>>153784910
>>153785385Strickland has already shown him that there's levels to this shit.
>BEASTpuria HAS NUKES IN HIS HANDS? W-WAIT NO SAAAAAAVE ME ALLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHCK
>>153785519Do you ever say anything funny or worthwhile?
>>153785519lol
>>153785532U fuken idiot
>>153785445U fuken idiot
sanya's chin didn't go his defenses were just bums
>>153785537:(
What does the spoid ("Slovenia") look like irl?
>>153785556Islam's best win is Dober
>>153785587
>>153785600he's definitely white. too broken brained by jews and blacks and daddies of all colors to be anything else
Ilia vs Dober is really the fight to make
>>153783099Why does Dana lie
Pigslam's bacon safe got cracked by Tyrone's BBC lockpick
>>153785441Vovdaddy will champ after Zatdaddy. Joe Pigfart got violated by Hiswifesson
Aspinall v Gane 2Pereira v ChimaevChimaev v StricklandIslam v Morales/GarryTopuria v ArmanBOOK EM DANA
98 days until Gane fights.
Zatdaddy will chase AGPoatan to heavyweight
>>153785671>eyepokes tom>gets promoted to headline the white houseHow does he do it?
last night was just more proof that fighters make the choice to get submitted
>>153785697charles never got anything fully locked in
>>153785736he had a neck crank (fake submission)
>>153785671I hope he thoroughly schools Pereira. That dude's hype is overblown just like Izzy's was. Neither guy can deal with a real grappler, but Gane has the chance to even diminish his striking legacy. I don't say this as a hater. I just want MMA history to be accurately reflected. Poatan is being treated like an all-time great even though he's not.
>>153785764NEEEEEEERD
Was putting gane on the white house card a calculated move by daner to get the gane posters on our side?
>>153785519Lmao
>>153785790>calculated move by danerNOINVOLVEMENTINMATCHMAKING
>>153785827>Dana said
>>153783139To be honest those are some seriously violent hammerfists. What the fuck.
Garth could hilariously expose Ilia if he actually bothered to work on a kicking game
>>153783920Let’s be veridical here: Anik would whoop DC’s ass if it ever came down to it.
Volk actually does beat ilia in the rematch
>>153785876DC's arteries are wider than Anik's neck he'd be sandblasting that cake.
>>153785876I think you'd be surprised bapa
>>153785917DC has the ass of a white man
Ehhh, let's go for that
Volk and Jack Della Smegmalena failed where Adriano Martins easily succeeded.
>>153785937
I don't think vallejos is good enough to beat emmet
>>153785868He’d tko him like he did Palomino. But the gods refuse to grant us such kino.
>>153786001what a faggot
>>153786001What a taggof
>Colby covington
>>153785296I literally do not know the doos on the comain
>>153785688Gane is the puppetmaster of the UFC, the matchmaker behind the shadows
>>153786037But enough about ThroatGOAT Troonmala
Jon Jones used to suck off Colby and eat his ass in college. It's true!
>>153786148Colbussy bucks and arches his bussy for his Africandaddies
>>153786178smdh you made it gay
name one UFC card in 2026 that wasn't shit or disappointing
Poatan got heemed at middleweight. Gane is going to destroy him.
CONSUME THE SLOP GOY
>>153786001reminds me of my last ex who spammed endless texts and text-essays after the breakup, to which I would occasionally reply "yeah ok I see your point" which somehow made her more mad and send more texts lmao
Brotha, Hawaii have no wrestling
>>153786001
>>153786371Every single fight is going to be a lay-n-pray meta snooze fest. I think im good, dead sport
>>153786293This will be foty
>>153786427Are you trying to say Jon Jones is acting like a woman? Curious...
>>153786081Luke riley is a heemer
>the perfect record doesn't exi-
>>153786257see >>153786371
>>153786503Holy shit did he spark out THE Bogdan Grad? Now I see why he's the comain
Jon is crashing out again
>>153786257327 looks OK so far but I have a feeling I'm not going to be posting on /heem/ by the end of this year
>>153786535hes from paddys camp
>>153786544>35m>36m
What an ugly fucking subhuman
>>153786554THE Baddy!?
>>153786544why does it read like he's trying to directly message someone and is having a conversation, but instead posts his line on his public twatter?
>>153786570yeah
>>153786544GSP would never
>>153786544drunk faggot lmao
>>153786586Because he's a narcissist so he craves attention plus he assumes whomever he's talmbout is watching his twitter (X)
>>153786586he's drunk out of his mind using voice to text
GSP tweeting about the alien who stopped time in Montreal
Nate Diaz tweeting ''Brendan the big ol pussy Schaub''
Who is the Leon Kennedy of the UFC?
>>153786569At least he isn't Indian
Leon "Edwards" Kennedy
>>153786727Wonderboy definitely
>>153783221Cyclops is flushed, typical Brit bong.
>>153786727Lone'er Kavanagh
>>153783372Mafia sold it out to California faggots. Of course the jewFC to go down the drain
>>153786764>>153786782Alright then who's the Chris Redfield of the UFC?
Are the younger guys actually getting better or the old guys just washed
>>153786845>Are the younger guys actually getting better or the old guys just washed?Afraid so.
>Dana White: "I'm not thrilled with Arman right now... and there's a lot of different reasons, it's not just the stuff that you see publicly".Arman has literally run out of punishments, what is next kek? he is secretly just padding his record with bums so when he actually does become champion everyone will have fallen, the only thing he could possibly do now is cut him
>>153786098Chadspinall made Jon retire in fear, permanently blocking him from GOAT status
They ain't had to do Michael Johnson like that
>jon is a le hecking psychopath narcissist!!1DC said it best, Jon is typical.
WE CANNOT FOLLOW THEM
>>153787005excellent cat bruder hh
>>153786958Typical?
>>153787033He's what's expected.
Bryce Mitchell publicly said he loves Hitler and that the holocaust was justified and he's in less hot water than Arman is
>>153787075actions speak louder than words
>>153787075Bryce also makes weight.
does herb dean have only fans
>>153787100Khamzat missed weight by 15 pounds and forced the UFC to pivot an entire numbered card around him and then went in to one fight a year mode and Dana worships the ground he walks on
would love to see that fucking ass clapping
>>153787033
>>153787143Did he pull out less than 12 hours before a title fight against someone the UFC is currently marketing as the GOAT lightweight? Nuance, bappa.
>>153787143Dana is pissed arman is clapping nina and dana wants to
>>153787170>someone the UFC is currently marketing as the GOAT lightweightthey're not doing that
>>153787186-_-
>>153787198me at the /heem/ meet when a ganeposter tries to introduce themselves
>>153787186I think you'd be surprised
>>153787168Rest in peace my granny, she got hit by a bazookaYeah, I think about her every time I hit the hookahKaboom, kablaow, kaboomI was in my room tryna teach my little sisterThen I heard a boom and it sounded like a missileWho that is? What that was?
>>153787216So you don't like gane anymore?
>>153787238im /poatan/ as of last night, keep up b
>>153787248You like Poatan now?
>>153787248we call him chama round these parts slick
Dana giving the white house shot to Gane (the biggest payday in the game) is the equivalent of spitting right in the face of Tom
>>153787270no we don't
>>153787293>the biggest payday in the gameA Smoothie King gift card and a Planet Fitness membership?
>>153787293shite house isn't a big payday you goof there are no tickets and no PPV sales, gane will be paid his usual contracted amount
This white house card isn't happening, there will be boots on the ground next month so it is getting cancelled, sorry bro's
>>153787186>>153787328This is your brain on Luke Thomas.
>>153786828Chris Weidman, of course
>>153787308oh yes we do
>>153786828Didn't go beyond the tutorial in res 1, no idea what he does in it
Has there ever been a bigger fall from grace in MMA than Trannyspinall?
You now remember Gregor Gillespie
Ablert Wesker = Derick Lewis
Zuffa Boxing live!!
>>153787474Future Tomala after he is viciously knocked out by Anthony Joshua
>>153787537That's a chastity belt I fear
>>153787577You're afraid of them?
what's that line in daner's head
>>153787666he's afraid of missing out on that dihh
got hit in the head with a golf club today ama
>>153787676Vaporized that ignoramous
>>153787482I remember Kevin Pee and Gregor Gillespee
Jon's being emo. His baby momma is getting heemed today.
>>153787696You got hit in the head with a golf club?
>>153787710GODne really did this
>>153787728A man chooses, a slave obeys
RDR can move up and now LHW will finally have a fresh contender
>>153787728that is correct
>>153787745How'd that happen?
>>153787742Robert Whittaker vs Reiner Der Ridder 2
>>153787738very disrespectful
>>153787696Sounds loike an day in my loife waht happened b
>>153787764
>>153787750>>153787777hell hath no fury like a wmma scorned bappas also my clothes were all torn up and some books set on fire, not an easy day up north
>>153786544>I'm brother as fuck, but do not lie on meJon posting like a 50 year old man on Facebook going through a messy divorce
>>153787780If I remember right that was from the clip of Dana slapping Mrs. White.
*hides posts*jon is fine
>>153787787You be living like that?
>>153787820chatri willing no daner willing probably
>>153787482he would have ragdolled Max Holloway
>>153787537holy humiliation ritual
>>153787913Holy fucking shit. Somebody call the freaking X-Men
that was one of the worst numbered cards in a long whileand i hate to bite into the "ufc is shit now" narrative but the next few months are not looking peachy
>>153788084>"ufc is shit now" narrativeIt's not a narrative it's just nothing but shit cards full of fights that don't matterName a SINGLE good card this year
I am so excited for UFC ZOG 250
>>153788084It has been ugly. Broadcasting errors are just salt in the wound.
Darren ''the damage'' Elkins could have saved the card
Jon jones is a typical man. I love him!
max kwabbaway
The UFC has been shit for like 3 years now
Keep an eye out for a fighter named max holloway
>>153788172you talmbout Fight Night 74 at the Sasktel Centre?
Who you got for Amanda Lemos vs Gillian Robertson?
>>153788207The fans.
>>153787667cum gutter for trump and turki
>>153788105the strickland vs hernandez card was decent, not great but still alrightthe rest was kinda shite if we're being real
>>153788207The sport of MMA
Every single Tomala fan's clitty leaked twp juices when GODne was teeing off on xer.
GODne
They did not tell you?
6 million more title shots for GODne
Dream believeAnd make it happen
>>153786906dudes be doing anything to impress the baddies
>>153786906
Arman was sitting with Nina again...I dont inply anything with this im just nooticing
>>153788611Arman and Dana are Eskimo brothers
jon got bitched by dana
So why exactly did Dana start lying about Jon not being planned for the white house cardThere's literally nothing to be gained from this He could just say "yeah Jon fucked up again" and no one would put blame on him
>>153788668chinaman won this fight
max holloway is an over rated bum
>>153788768It's impossible to be a bum when you have literally won the biggest prize you can in the sport
>>153788755Apparently it wasn't Ilia vs Garth originally
>>153788788cherry picked all of his fightsweight bully
>>153788802You can just say you started watching in 2022
>>153787706A black man can't run? Officer Nerd
>>153788668vet move by cody here
>>153788837he's a fraud and a bum
the situation with Arman is as hilarious as it gets because the signs are all there but yeah let's wait until it happens for real.
>>153788855What did you mean by this
The original plan was McGregor vs Topuria
What happened to "the card will feature 6 title fights" and "Dana is working day and night on this thing"
>>153788863 They didn't tell you?
>>153788539they way mir just shrugs that off at the end lol
>>153788884>the card will feature 6 title fightsThat was just Trump doing his usual bullshit spew and everyone noding their heads until it came time to actually schedule the thing>Dana is working day and night on this thingDana hasn't been involved in matchmaking since the Fertittas leftIn the past it was Joe Silva doing all the work, in the present it's Hunter CampbellDana just always takes the credit and the blow back as the front ma
>>153788768It's impossible to be a bum when he succeeded in Twitch streaming, he gets free money reading donations while playing the latest goyslop
>>153788855this could be a multitude of things arman being blackballed in the ufc to him dating the whore he's always with
>>153788884Oh, well you see; Dana is an cocksucking retar
>>153788863Arman committed the cardinal sin of having a solid hairline at age 30
>>153788888
>>153789074They say the eyes are the windows to the soul
>>153789098What is Sweden loike right now
>>153789133I don't know
>>153789154Ok man
>>153789098They are saying i fucked your mommy raw style
>>153789390That's some shit Arman would actually do then eat the world's biggest blueberry muffin or someshit
-Gaethje didn't know he was fighting on the White house card until last Thursday-Diego Lopes didn't know until the announcement -Kyle Daukaus also didn't know-Sean O'Malley knew for a bit but he didn't know anything about who else was on the card-Jones claims he was in talks the entire time and Dana claims he's lyingWhat actually happened with this shit. They had a whole half year to prep, why was it this slap dash
i wanna see gaethje heem just for the lolz, but yeah it will be based seeing chandler get beat up
>>153789434So is Daukaus still fighting Luque or is that off now
>>153789468Luque is fighting Fatselum
In times of bad cards I handle my thick peins to feel better. Not sure how yoy guys cope.
Dana used to glaze Jon every 5 seconds, in every interview and livestream, now he is bitter cause Jon didn't sign his contract
watch Rizin
>>153789743>watch patchy mix KEK
>>153789755Patch Mix got heemed dead in Rizin like two days ago
unironic insider here, Makhachev vs Topuria was the fight that got cancelled for the white house. Pisslam pulled out for some reason
>>153789776oh for real? finna watch that later then
UFC 300 was the last gasp of a dying company
>>153789776kek no fucking way
>>153783099Pullout merchant Makhachev
>>153789863>tati chose marrying this doo over a schaub trugg walgsmdh
>>153789919Niggas unironically thought doo was beating merab
Islam has betrayed America
>>153789776unironically an early stoppage
People who believe they were putting Islam or Khamzat vs Sean on the whitehouse card in the current political climate are extremely retarded
Patchy Mix probably had a horrible debilitating injury that he hasn't told the public about. A back injury or something He was always worse than people said, he was a very one dimensional size bully, but he wasn't THIS hopeless
>>153787913
>>153789996His injury is an ugly wife!
So a 20 year old Japanese MMA fighter without a Wikipedia page heemed patchy mix. Before that Patchy Mix's last two losses by decision in the UFC, and he looked awful in both. Rizin has delivered what should have happened in Patchy Mix's UFC debut. Not only that, but Rizin had 10 fights out of 12 end via finish on their last card, compared to the boring nothing that was the UFC's last card. At this point even Dan Hooker's Polynesian bumfights is a better product than the slop UFC puts on
>>153789996his last few fights he's been fighting like he shit himself and is trying to keep the turd from falling out of his shorts
Pico will avenge minx, mark my words
>>153789996https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJnLEwDkoRE I watched this video that popped up after searching patchy mix on youtube and he said that he had a height advantage over every single smellator can he beat
>>153790104What the UFC represents is the highest level of mixed martial arts competition in the world
>>153790104He was fighting people literally half his size like horiguchi, this was at FW
>>153790018Imagine the sons tho
Islam ducked twice
>>153790178yeah it's a fair investment plus ok tits for a wmma
no brazza I kennot fight the geopolitical landscape is shaky you kno dis
Islam is such a little bitch
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH
i will reiterate that islam probably thinks he can destroy ilia. khabib is the one with the human iq who knows he can't. it's always been this way.
>>153790311Why is Gane black in this image?
>>153790311why is alex white?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RE6wA3BUDaY
The white house card is good the only fight that might be meh is Bo Nickal and Kyle Daukaus but Trump mentioned Bo before so that's probably why he's on the card.
>>153790311can't believe MVP heemed Strickland
>>153790311Cyril Joshua heemed Cub pereira
the brazzas were very fond of the ayatollah, trump shouldn’t have done that
>>153790169He still looked bigger than this Japanese kid, and I'd bet he has a significant strength advantage over him too. Regardless this kid could have been 10lb or more lighter, he still would have smoked Patchy
The UFC matchmakers staying up all night panicking because they realised there’s no good American fighters is a hilarious image
GANE JUST PUT THE WHOLE DIVISION ON ICE FOR A YEAR AND YOU WANT TO GIVE HIM A FIFTH FUCKING TITLE SHOT BALF FUCKIGN FAGGOT FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKK YYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUU
>>153790558
>>153790104Was it a brutal heem? maybe Rizin ain't so bad after all
>>153790581Tom could have continued
I hope trump shits on Dana for making gaethje get slept by apturo in front of a billion people. Maybe topturo will glaze Trump in person and make him okay with it idk.
>pisslam ducked ilia againKWAB
Garth SuperbonTrainingCamp will put on a masterful backfoot kicking display and decision Ilia for good
Kyoma akimoto, people forget man
>>153790588It wasn't that good of a heem but he got beat up a lot and almost stopped towards the end of the first round, and then similarly beaten up in the second round and the ref stopped it after he got a shin to the dome when he was on the floor
>>153790623no one in poofc did him like that btw
>>153790583Context? I’m unfamiliar with the sand religions
Stop running Islam.
Islam ducked?
>>153790629Wish i watched it live
>>153790678It's their signature move
islam ducked again, anyways in other news water is wet
>>153790182>>153790245>>153789915>>153790678>>153790677Source? (Your Islamophobia doesn't count)
>>153790712your people count my grains of rice nig
>>153790711Khabib wouldn't have ducked. Islam ruined fazzas legacy
>>153790712Kill yourself
>>153790712MMA Guru
>Khabib wouldn't have ducked
>>153790712A Spanish guy with 200 twitter followers said so
Me and Khabib are both known for our love for Tiramisu.
>we could've had ilia vs islam and pereira vs gane on the same cardislam is such a faggot holy shit
Severe IDS in the chat
Cowardslam refused to fight
>>153790745He just doesn't have a warrior spirit. Islam is an athlete, not a fighter.
brazza i fight for legasy, which is why i need wan fight wis namba wan cantender child porn
I just got some juicy ass strawberries
ganeald will be given the keys to america
sorry brazza ski slope open on june 14
Ganebeast.
>>153790759Prates or morales would kill ilia at 170, it’s a meme fight whether islam ducked or not
>>153790739Talmbout el cid
>>153790773is getting hemmed
Kickboxing seems like the best base for fighting
brazza i need wan fight wis namba wan gay guy for ah... *micro chubs up* uh... legasy...
my walk out song would be that one that goes "clit clit boob"
>>153790782By Tom, maybe.
Swap diego lopes with Cub swanson
>>153790804It's entirely possible.
"Brother what's wrong""Thinking about how I duck Tony Ferguson brother
>>153790822>>153790822>>153790822
Pereira winning is good for Tom. Much easier matchup for him
>>153790826...that's ank b
