I hate Paramount so much it's unreal
So where does Oliveria go from here? From a rankings perspective the obvious answer is an Arman rematch for #1 contender but then does that mean the BMF title is on the line? Then what happens if either guy wins but gets heemed by Topuria? Does Topuria get the belt despite the fact that he already should have it from heeming Holloway? This stupid fucking belt creates more problems than it’s worth
Hey alright.
heem has been cancelled
>>153771159Paramount and Charles Oliviera ruined the UFC. I'm honestly done. I will spend Saturdays with my family instead of this now
Charles is such a pussy. Couldn't stand and bang with max, instead decides to snuggle for 25 minutes. Hope he has ass cancer
This fight sucked. Tell me later if anyone retires.
Gane? Gane will heem.
Smalloway got embarrassed but this was not BMF
>>153771159>bfm
go to /box/ if you don't like grappling
>>153778037Remember when you niggas were sucking his cock? Dude is shady as fuck and always has been. Weigh drains more than anyone. Quits often. Cheats constantly. Lay and prays. He's shit.
Ronda is gonna save MMA again
The Chinese guy destroying Cody’s balls was the most entertaining part of the entire night
I asked you goofs if this card was worth watching instead of gooning and I was told yes.
Thank God for RIZIN
>>153778110An actual good grappler would've submitted. Randy or Tito would've put Max's lights out with ground and pound. Charles lay and prayed like a faggot bitch. Big difference. It's MMA now to just hold until the bell rings.
>topuria heemed both Max and Charles yet isn’t recognized as the BMF champthe belt should have been discontinued after the Illia/Max fight because now it’s a fucking joke
That little nigga he's holding is chill
/box/ won
>>153778155You’re seething over a fake belt that doesn’t mean anything
>>153778123kek fr
>>153771159Fake belt, shit fight, shit White House card, fuck Dana Kike so much
>>153778165This guy is definitely a time traveler my gut tells me so
He's ignoring the daughter whos hype as shit for him :(
The white house card will conclude with an american getting slaughtered in front of a diaper shitting pedophilecan't think of a more fitting finale
The Lion doesn't concern himself with winning a BMF fight like a BMF
>everyone who's booing is a casual when do we put joe out to pasture
Which flag predicted shartles to laynpray the whole fight
max's wife was mogging hard in there
Picks 7 winsGeorgiaIrelandPeruUSA x2BrazilCosta Rica
>>153778258as long as it's not crotchsniffing I'm willing to sacrifice my fellow American
Fuck that ugly favela faggot and his whole bloodline.Thank God the real BMF has a name.
What's next ? France beats Brazil again.Gane will heem Poorear.BSD will heem Shartles.Facts. We are not the same.
Charlomed Oliveirov
>>153778258Im okay with this because I hate garth
>>153778273The Leon era man, what a time to be a fan of the sport
I'm still going to watch the whitehouse card, but it's only because I'm a stupid goy.
That was unforgivable.
Ddp will shit on caio
When you think White House, you think Aiemann Zahabi, you think Kyle Daukaus, you think Steve Garcia.
>>153778330Ilia must have literal plot armour
>>153778349Good goy. There might not be a White House card when the Iranians burn the White House though.
>>153778316Wooohoooooo! I won another picks thread with that sexy picture of Lisa
Joanna making cute faces to the camera while they were announcing the HOF induction was my favorite part of the night
You think bo nickal
>put it on shrimp during round 5>its just them hugging for three minutes I masturbated to furry yaoi less gay than that
BAN CHARLES FROM THE WHITE HOUSE!!!!HAVE HIM FIGHT MUSLIM FIGHTERS FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE SINCE HE LOVES WRESTLEFUCKING SO MUCH!!!
First BMF fight that didn't end in a finish, it should be retired after this
One of these days you kids will learn grappling beats striking 90% of the time >>153763994
topuria is never losing btw
>josh emmett is headlining in 2026what in the world?
>>153778316One of the easiest ever, honestly. The only fight i wasn't confident was Chiwiwis' one.That being said, it is only the second time i get it all right in all these years i've been here.
>>153778258ilia is an honorary mexican, which makes him more american than even i
This is unironically one of the top 10 anime betrayals.
I guess this is a great way for max to leave the meme belt behind and become a real champion again
at least we also found out how pisslam vs max woulda played out
>>153778480it's called the gaypex m8
They should cut him to send a message
Charles must really hit like a truck, 155lb hydrated brain Max was visibly affected by every single shot he landed. Justin probably wasn't bullshitting when he said Charles hits harder than anyone he's ever fought
I think every single Chatri card for the last year has been better than every Daner card. That’s how bad it is now
You guys didn't pick the guy who never fought a real grappler before right?
>>153778537Hydration brain is mostly a meme. Max is still a 145 guy and it showed.
>>153778502gaethje is literally half mexican
We found out on satday nite
>>153778335
>>153778480In the paramount era
>>153778330Ilia will get fraud checked against Paddy or Armen. He probably murders Gaethje tho
>>153778537cool story, well none of it matters because topturo is back
>wrestlefucking for the bmf beltquite possibly the gayest thing ive ever seen
When are they going to stop putting on a card every week? All these shows are watered down snoozefests with 80% of the card being made up by unknown shitters.
>bmf beltquite possibly the gayest thing ive ever seen
>>153778543I sure did
die faggot
reminder max vs charles was sold as the trailer for the white house card
peahead is a terrible presenter
I just saw the White House Card disappoint is immeasurable and my morning is ruined
Ever since Charles ditched the rock things haven’t been the same
>>153778687garth is finally going to use his fabled wrestling and do topurio like charles did max
>>153778718Nobody cares about Conor anymore
>>153778391What if the false flag attack takes place during the card? The other candidate is the world cup but that feels a little too high profile. UFC is more of a throwaway wgaf thing but still famous enough for headlines.
>>153778687makes sense considering the white house card is utter dogshit
anyone else watch the multi-cam?
Ultimate Surrender is more entertaining than paramount era UFC
>>153778720>Gaethje front headlocks Ilia for 23 minutes of control time
>>153778744is that an option on paramount plus?
Gane.
gayest fight ive ever seen
>>153778427>First BMF fight that didn't end in a finishMax took washed up Dustin to a decision, too
at first i thought jones wouldnt be on the card because he had a recent video saying his hips are messed up and he wants to be able to play with his new toddler so i thought he was just retired forever due to injury. but then he made a different video later saying hes in negotiations for the white house but then nothing. conor has also made recent videos saying hes in talks about that card. then to have neither of them or amanda nunes. Also Gaethje doesnt deserve a title fight. But Alex vs Gane is actually pretty interesting and im excited for it, Gane bloodied up Tom and won round 1 so I see him as a legitimate champion that if Alex can beat then Alex deserves the belt
Kyle Dakaus on the wite house card lfg
Post Dober heem.
There’s no one to blame but Dana himself
>>153778920Dana has no involvement in matchmaking.
>>153778335didnt BSD get the absolute living piss beaten out of him by money moicano though
>>153778763>DC, the actual wrestler of the commentary team, addresses the elephant in the room that Charles humping Max for 23 minutes goes against the spirit of the BMF title>Rogan and Anik immediately jump down his throat doing damage controlFunniest part
how do you stop all the wrestlefucking? go to bigger gloves?
Max was never good
>>153778930He should be there for his company
>>153778950Quicker separations.
>>153778950you get better fighters
>>153778950refs get a cattle prod
The shit skeleton tried the same thing on the BMF
>>153779027this
>>153778920this is true. imagine being charles, or any other fighter for that matter, and watching khamzhat and islam winning title fights by just lay'n'praying and getting all the money and praise with zero repercussion. why would you ever risk irreversible brain damage if you can just do that instead. it's on the ufc to change the rules if they don't want fights to be like this.
BMF has no meaning, its not meant for strikers. Its just a way for them to market a non title fight. First fight was Nate Diaz vs Masvidal, Nate Diaz has way more submissions (12) thans kos or tkos (5).
>>153778950Learn how to sprawl. Every striker should watch yan vs dvalishpenis to see how you shut down a grappler as a striker
>>153778950You just fucking heem
>>153779040Its more of an ledgends belt b
So much complaining on Twitter right now tooI saw several heems including a headkick heem on Friday Fights just yesterday. Miracles happen every week in Thailand meanwhile poofc fans have to scrape by for months just for an inkling of a good cardFree yourselves, bums
>>153779061rizin was better
>>153778744>>153778779YeeIts neat
>>153779081peach
What is Pereira thinking right now?
>>153778741it's outdoors so something gay will happen, but nobody will care because it's invite only 2,500 staged audience so if there's some false flag and Trump barely survives or whatever it'll all be scripted, maybe they sacrifice Chandler
>>153779104Chama
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1PBHWjAefb8 open in new tab, press play and then click 5 and 6 fast on your keyboard
>>153779122don't do this, it turns you gay
>>153779106Hero position
Im really surprised at how shit the UFC product is these days. I didn't realize how bad it got because I haven't watched it in years. Realistically how can they fix it?
>>153778886best part of the card by far
fucked up how tom is going to lame out alex's third belt by making it an interim when he's obviously just going to get his new boyfriend that hates dana to ask the ufc for ridiculous money they'll never give to fight again, because he wants to get released to do boxing.
>>153779162They cant. The roster is too big and they are beholden to have too many events with these deals.
>>153779162its literally better than ever considering they just bagged $7.7b for 7 years of programming in the US. I think they are just going for a good on average product. so lower highs and higher lows. paramount is the Prozac of ufc
Steve Garcia: From the Apex to The White House
if alex pereira wins the heavyweight does he automatically become the goat or nah
>>153779189>first undisputed triple champ>gets it by Whittakeringthanks Dana
>>153779222it's interim m8
>>153779222Portuguese is such a disgusting language so not unless he learns english like the true goat Silva
I guess it's confirmed that Gane will take a dive then
>>153779211Someone should do a timeline of the baba o'riley highlight reel to show there are no recent epic knockouts
the UFC being able to afford to not have jones or goobler fight on a card like the white house is the canary in the cold mind you fools
>>153779262you literally speak english you fat muttand you're cursed to only speak one language since you're a dumb american
>>153779263He wont have to; he sucks naturally you see
WTF i though Jon Morgan died
gane is going to wrestlefuck pereira at the shite house lmfaothere won't even be any boos since the crowd is just trumps pedo pals who dont like mma to begin with, just dead silence
>>153779262Some of their music is cool b
>>153779222Interim belt aint worth shit
More like UFC Mid HouseGoddamn thats a lame ass card
>fell asleep at the main card >see the stats for the main fightOnce again my body has saved me
>>153778950Liver shots
>>153779222No. Unless he KO's Gane in the first minute
gane will throw just like every time the ufc needs him to
gane is literally a HW pereira its over for that dumbass hue
>>153779425gane is pillowfisted you mong
>>153779451yeah at HW. if he blood let to make MW he would be zeeming niggas too
Gane is a heem machine.
Aiemann ZahabiMauricio RuffyKyle DaukausSteve GarciaThe greatest card of all time.Spectacle.History.
https://x.com/arielhelwani/status/2030446595251093968oh shit lmao
>>153779035seems like an arm break could happen doing this but nothing ever goes wrong for illa
Paramoney
most fights are scripted, i lament
>>153779528why would he be paid to lose, but also his dude is held hostage? wouldnt it be one or the other?
Can’t believe some white boys pride themselves on bagging a panface gookezoid. Sad state of affairs.Overrated Max Holloway can only fight midgets at 145 and strikers. Anyone thinking Charles would fight him like a retard after watching the rematch with Chandler was sorry mistaken. Max should be happy he couldn’t fight Khabib back then.
crafty vet found a workaround and honestly? i respect it.
Forced to throw the picks by a mysterious bikergang called the Ganes of Anarchy
Daddyveira got the Holloclittysissies creaming and screaming
>strike? you really expect him to take a risk like that in a fight to determine the baddest motherfucker?
The one positive thing is that this mickey mouse BMF shit is now dead and buried.
*squeezes your face really hard*yeah shouldn't have fucked with me, I'm a bad motherfucker
I legit tapped out of this event half way through the the prelims. And I have never felt more free.The Paramount pacing is absolutely horrid, mediocre, heatless fight in to 20 minutes of adds in to sizzle reel in to 10 more minutes of the same exact fucking AI slop ads. It's a completely unwatchable experience. I can't stand it. It's going against everything that made people like the UFC.
main event would have been more kino if it was completely in the dark
That's what Arman does to Ilia btw
Ehrm, is AURA a fight stat?
>>153779663yeah the ads are hell. why dont they make an ad free tier for double the price or something
Thank God I didn't listen to both /heem/ and reddit who were glazing Max's le takedown defense and ability to get back to his feet lol. And his le ONE PUNCH knockout power (despite needing 25 whole minutes and 200 punches to heem Gaychee). Sometimes you guys really are the most cazzie bunch in the world.
>>153779682Arman gets knocked out by Ilia. Arman should be embarrassed for giving a bum like Gamrot relevance in the rankings.
>>153779696this doo was on reddit lmao
>>153779696nobody but you could have predicted charles grappling max
How we feeling?
tobias still cross?
The system is broken. People are just laying on top of someone with no hope of submitting them or gnping them to finish, knowing that they're given the benefit of the doubt that eventually they'll do that so they just lay there knowing they'll eventually be given the decision since laying on someone doing nothing is seen as you winning the fight.
>The UFC did seriously try to have Jon Jones on the White House card, and they couldn't get to the number.Jon spent months saying being on the white house card wasn't about money though? How peculiar...
>>153779663same thing here pal
why zahabi make it make sense
>opening fight of UFC White House, the biggest sporting event in American history >Lopes vs Garcia thanks a lot drumpf
>>153779696I didn’t get the people saying he had knock out power. Max has never slept anyone. He’s just not fighting man let’s anymore and Justin was a great matchup for him
and consider that charles did ten times as much as khamzat
spent the night at the old wmma's instead of watching ufc was it any good
>>153779766It was the best man you missed out bigly.
>>153779769Based.
>>153779769kek
>>153779744Can you imagine how embarrassing it would be for no americans to win on their own card?
>>153779769we dont sign our tweets here
>>153779775well i needed a roof over my head i assume max handled business
>>153779769>le leans into ithonestly almost gayer than sucking dick
>>153779711i hope alex kills gane
Time to end this suffering...I need a minute to myself...So I...can drift...away...
>>153779769doesn't this individual crawl reddit looking for succulent cocks
>>153779744Song Yadong just lost to O'MalleyMerab beat O'Malley twice and has been promised an immediate rematch with YanYan is injured right nowThey're not going to book O'Malley to get brutally raped by a Russian Muslim on the white house lawn in front of the entire nationBautista is O'Malley's sparring partner, they probably don't want to fight each otherThat just leaves Sandhagen and Zahabi, and Trump would probably like to see a Canadian lose
>>153779787Bo nigger, Chandler and O'Malley will win so it'll be alright.
>>153779805because you are a low iq gurucel incapable of original thawlta golem essentiallysad really
GDS
>>153779752He slept Garth and Korean Zombie. Zombie was washed and Garth got his eyes gauged and nose broken in round one, but he still slept them both.
>>153779830Gunior Dos Santos
>>153779816Bo's fighting a fellow american, doesn't countchandler's not winningnor is garciao'malley is the closest thing to a guaranteed win for a burger and even then he could fuck it up somehow
>>153779816>Bo niggerKyle Daukaus is American, no matter what an American loses that match up>Chandler>winningAlso don't be surprised when O'Malley over looks Zahabi and gets outclassed
There are anons out there who still think Michael Chandler can win a fight in big 2026
>>153779711Fucking hell why isn’t that cuck chandler cut?
Zahabi by extremely boring control time based decision
wait they got goobys hue body double against chandler at the white house KEK
Jesus Christ that White House card looks like total dogshit. I want someone to give me an honest answer here: why is this company so fucking massively incompetent when it comes to giving fans what they want? How in the actual fuck did Dana White, who is both friends with Trump and being given the honor hosting the first ever sporting event at the White House, consider this to be an acceptable card? Fucking Bo Nickal and Diego Lopez
This guy looks like a NERD. I could heem him.
>>153779842Georges Daint Sierre>>153779830gurucels really think they're on the team lmao pay up piggy
>>153779890Bro called out ddp when rdrs shit hands made his face look like that lmao im going to heem a bet on ddp KO
>>153779857he probably said he'd do it for next to nothing
Real ones know Gane is being paid to lose (again)
I don't see how Poatan beats Gane. Gane is bigger, faster, more skilled.
>>153779839That’s sort of my implication. KZ wasn’t in prime and Justin got finished in the fifth, but I’ve never seen a fight with Max that made me think he got heavier hands. Everything he does is based on overwhelming damage through volume. >>153779890This is Imavov’s signature win btw. Strickland is truly ahead of most Middleweights around
>>153779925not to mention cooler
pereira would beat gane in kickboxing
The UFC press conference feed went on for 25 minutes waiting for Sharles to show up and he never did.
>>153779925Hes just going to punch Gane in the face and knock him out likes hes done a bunch of other people.
>>153779911dricus walks through him like it's nothing. which then reveals dricus would fuck up imavov. i guess the division is pretty much over at that point.
>>153779928Stricklands only real competition is ddp abs khamzat. Ddp can win on the feet and khamzat probably can get him down. Otherwise i dont see anyone getting passed his Stonewall Strickland Stance
>>153779942he got cut
Why doesn't Charles just learn english? He could speak directly to his english speaking fans, and read Harry Potter in the original format.
Charles was striking alright...for fighter pay!
ganebeast has me seething, i'm afraid
o shit daner speaked why didnt no 1 say nothing?https://youtu.be/1rpRkyYzdG0
>youtube can auto-dub videos nowcool. I didn't know that.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v71A_iX7k8Y
>>153779972A gane induced melty
>>153779972I see Darren got a tanning bed.
>>153779979it cannot smell good there
>>153779769top fucking kek>>153779711here is that white house card I was telling you about bro, hopefully gane eye pokes poatan
Also dana used this post-presser to shit on Arman (again) there is literally nothing else they can do besides cut him. What are they gunna do put him against Holloway?
Me? Nah, I didn't watch the main event.
me bloody eyequiero respirar tu cuello me bloody eyedeja que te diga cosas al oídopara que te acuerdes si no estás conmigome bloody eye
FUCK CHUCK
Bo wins the rematch.
>>153778153This.Charles was just looking for a decision. BMF should be change to BFM(Boring Fucking Man) as long as Charles holds that title. If you're so good in the ground at least finish the guy with ground and pound or with a submission.
>>153780047Why didn't max do this?
In Olivi's interview with Charles she asked him how much it means to be the first Brazilian BMF title holder, like it's a real belt.
>>153780068forgot
aspinallwhat a disgrace
>>153779744Ritualistic canadian sacrifice. Think nothing of it.
drew dober is asking you all nicely to stop being racist
i would actually watch BKFC is they signed prospects, i don't really care to watch UFC rejects, and i don't like kickboxing cause 10 oz gloves, karate combat might be the step to take cause at least they had niggas like mokaev on it and that was an actual prospect
1,000 years of gaslighting still won't convince fans that hug chess is as entertaining as fighting
>>153780103i don't care much for it the skin is greasy and the gravy overrated
>>153780084I'm not the one killing niggas
>>153779711
i would actually suck a cock if some guy presented it to me, i don't really care for females, downloading grindr might be the step to take because they at least have hot studs on there that are actually dtf.
Alex has been knocked unconscious he can never be the GOAT. Only Jones and Khabib can be the GOAT.
>>153780138that sounds hella gay dude
>>153771159So what do we think about that Freedom card?
>>153780158gane
>>153779809>it foretold the departure of the fans and the death of the sport
>>153778854The BMF wasn't on the line there
>>153780199yes it was
>BDS sissies thought pooaway could beat KhaGOAT or Slamdaddy
thinking about her hurts so much bros
>>153779839Volume exhaustion heems, thoughbeit. Old Zombie when he was running in eyes closed. Garth after 5 rounds in a swang off. It was dumb to think that = knockout power. But people will still think it just like the announcers say Garth has one punch knockout power in his hands when he hasnt heemed with his hands in 7 years.
>>153780232kek remember when tony fell through and max was gonna fight khabib? i think they even did a press conference but holloway pulled out. that would have been the most embarrassing fight.
*sigh*
>>153780140Dumb argument. He's not the GOAT, but the loss isn't why. If jones fought the same opponent 4 times and got caught in one of those and slept, Jon would still be the goat, skill wise.
Max’s shit wrestling wouldn’t survive prime Chad Mendes. That sparkplug built fucker would beat the shit out of Holloway. Peeps were trying to sell me on Max being an all timer when Paul Felder could handle Charles grappling better than him.
Why the FRICK would you put Gaethje vs Topuria as the main event for the white house card and not Jones? Dana is fucking RETARDED.
>>153780084Why is his nickname TND then.
>>153780136Colby is ranked #13.
>>153780244Garth got some p4p record against some punching machine at the UFC PI years ago, adding to his myth of being a heemer. Tony Ferguson got dropped by Pettis and other fighters while Gaethje couldn’t even put down a flushed schizo version of him that already ruined his leg beforehand and cut weight twice.
I got caught. Max got DOMINATED.
How did Charles beat hollowbrain? Did anyone here watch it?
>>153780287Jones' old gay ass can't be trusted in a main event.
>>153780329ye simply took him down every time. charle didnt stall though like some people... max got plenty stretched and folded
>>153780329Charles wrestlefucked him for 24 minutes then cracked his chin when Max did his stupid little point down with 5 seconds left
Featherweight all time rankings1) Aldo2) Volk3) Conor4) Holloway
>>153780367Volk beat Aldo
Who will be the heavyweight champion by the end of the year?
>>153780383Jamahal Hill
>>153780383Gane will humiliate Pereddit in a striking masterclass then be promoted to Undisputed champ when they finna strip Tomala over inactivity
>>153780377Conor flatlined aldo
>>153780377Conor beat Aldo first in a much better fashion but I’m not placing him above Jose. I’m giving Aldo credit for having a long standing reign. Volk fought in a more modern era but most of the guys he fought kind of suck. Yair, Ortega, Zombie, Diego Lopes are middling opposition. Aldo would dominate all those guys. Volk is only a champ right now because Topuria left the division.
i can't believe the subhuman betrayed the warrior spirit and rugpulled millions of fans. this has never happened in the whole history of march 2026.
Well that card fucking sucked formerly sucking fucked
https://youtube.com/shorts/u2QXxkx6lfM?si=NPy-vBGUdyFwh7Tk
>2 inch reach advantage GODne will dominate with his jab and superior footwork.
Gane has bigger hands
>>153780405Gane beat Francis in their fight and simulated Aspinall. Far as anyone should be concerned, he’s a defending HW champ that is once again fighting for his earned crown. Alex is fucked
>>153780452why does the ufc know what fights are happening years in advace
>>153780461Think of it, Gane has defeated:>JDS>Volkov (x2)>Lewis>Ngannou>Tuivasa>Jones>Spivak>AspinallHe’s the GOAT.
I am being treated by the owner of the store
treated like a BITCH heyyooo
pereira flowstate attack vs gane flowstate circling will be the highest level of striking skill in ufc heavyweight history, i fear
>>153780503Nevertheless
>>153780329See>>153778663Elite grappler vs a grapplet. Story as old as time. Max had no chance.
>>153780510>I fearTrepidation regarding the historic magnitude of such a monumentous demonstration of combat sports at the highest level, perhaps? Hm?
>>153780480Gane is a story winner too. Jones has arthritis in his hip and seethes impotently, Ngannou got slept by AJ and simulated a kid via wheelie, and Tom is humiliating himself while pretending to have a meme eye disease that got cured with LASIK. Gane is just a winner overall
Daner kept saying the Whitehouse card was handpicked himself.
The only thing we have to fear is fear itself formerly afraid of itself
The White House (Formerly Executive Mansion)
>>153780537All true.
Arman says he already talked to Hunter, title fights he can have any of them he wants now apparently.https://youtube.com/shorts/5Xdsu1p8_uM?si=aqywqclXc3rAaDUv
I'm gay
Oliveira simply stole the showDeal with it, minsissies
>>153780383Pereira. He is absolutely massive for the division. Can't believe he used to cut to flyweight.
>>153780579Sadly arman already beat him so unfortunately nobody cares he won't be getting a title shot + Topuria knocked him the fuck out + his wife is bogged and his kids are ugly dirty favela rat
I guess we can conclude that Max didn't want to win against Charles
Who am I: >"Durrr let's go down for scheduled maintenance during Saturday daytime hours central time hurrr"
who revved this doo lmao
>>153780622Who?
max 48-47 after watching it again
>>153780624the other Sneed
kek Michael Chandler looked better
>>153779711>OMalley fighting Zahabi after his win over SongWhy>Daukaus fighting at allBo isn’t even good, Pyfer is the better peckerwood at that weight class anyways.>Ruffy fighting Chandler This isn’t that bad. Chandler hasn’t won shit in a while but he knows his role, and that’s best for this card. It’s actually winnable for him, but so have plenty of other fights. All things considered it’s as expected. Lopes vs Garcia is good matchmaking, the timing is odd though.
1 real legend per generation
why is he so racist
>>153779711chandler I know we couldn't get you the Conor fight but we got the next best thing for you
>>153780692it's fun
>>153780461Again with this story? He fouled Aspinall
>>153780299there is some meritocracy in this joke of a "sport"
>>153780753that was his free foul
Max Holloway couldn't wrestle a rapist off his ma
>>153780753>tf>tplisten kid this aint serie a, this is the fight business, this is what we do
I wanna make it very quick and brutal for Gane fans: he will NEVER be an UFC champion, screencap it
>>153778591You're a mutt and a tranny
gane has been champ for like 5 years
>>153780780fuck you nigga
>>153780780Gane heems poohand and broken in the same night
blame Max for not stuffing the takedowns
either way jones is beating the winner
>>153780808This is the post
Regarding Oliveira vs Max this was to be expected. Most people have recency bias on top of being clinically braindead
Gate was 10M the bmf title is here to stay baby
>>153780753If Aspinall had any sort of fighting spirit, he’d just poke Gane like a real one. He insteas coped and showed his lack of heart out there, that’s a close to simulating someone as you can get. Reminder this dude tapped to a heel hook and his dad said he lost due to kidney stones. I don’t trust Aspinall.
>>153780836Jon beat them both
>>153780790Haha,no
the thing about aspinall is that he spent 2 years bitching about jones allegedly doing what he is allegedly doing except jon actually ripped a pec whereas tom just wants his specs covered by the nhs
fuck you bitch
>>153780850Broken got broken in one round you think poohand with his square stance and no head movement has a chance against the napoleonic military academys finest? I throw not
Mma fans should watch: One FC, Bare Knuck, Streetbeefs and King of the Streets. You want real ones, watch these orgs
>>153780868Of he course he doesGane is shit, always has been, and has exactly 0 chance of ever becoming UFC champWhy? Becuase he is stupid.
>>153780888Very based
>>153780888nice digs bruder but since when was being in mensa important in blood sports tito is a legend of the sport
isaac newton heems pereira
What are yew beewing me fohr, I've jest bean double eyepowked knuckle deep!! Me son mate, he needs his special accommodations fer christ sakes
Gane Derangement Syndrome is gonna become rampant around here throughout the next few months - look after yourselves.
>>153780140Jon only beat PRIDE fc fighters that sucked in the ufc ruleset, middleweights, midgets and journeymen.Khabib mostly beat bums with negative records or debuting.Islam, Volk, DJ and arguably even Merab and Dricus are higher tier.
>>153780961Gane fucked em real good with that last one
Where can I watch last nights fights???
>>153780968Mmacore
>>153780961>>153780780.
Uh oh, a Troonmala shitalian is having a melty
>>153781004Jon Jones incarnated
>>153781004Sometimes people have trouble accepting the presence of greatness.
ME HECKING PEEEEEEEEEPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERS SAVE ME REDDIT
ganeposting > watching this slop
Cyril Gane is a stupid man.
>>153781004why can't gane be my father
Taira subs vanUlberg kos jiri
>>153780968Is that bangs girl?
>>153781004I can dislike Gane and Aspinall, thank you very much.
I saw this coming from a mile away. a man that posts kwabibesque crypto scam on his xitter and repeats the exact wording, simply won't go down the pathway of legit BMF win. decommission that stupid shit already. it has like six gorillion different claimants far more worth of holding than Shartles winning it off the control time.
a decision is basically a loophole that can't be realistically closed. any fighter who plans to do it is a scammer and a fraud.
Just saw the UFC white house card, why are they sacrificing Gayne to Pereira?
quit fookin' booing me m8 me retarded son Goomba finks you're saying "GOOOO" and it's overstimulating the poor lad
>>153781102You have it the other way around, Monsieur.
>Lopes vs GarciaGoing from a title fight to Garcia is rough>Nickal vs DaukausYeah it's alright I guess but kinda weak for for the white house card>Ruffy vs ChandlerWas this suppose to be Conor vs Chandler but it fell out? Why else would they make this fight?>O'Malley vs ZahabiWhat is this?>Pereira vs GaneExpected but kinda lame because it's for the interim>Topuria vs GaethjeAlso expected but feels underwhelmingKind of a weak card really. Like is that it?
You wont even see me, I'll just be gane...
>>153781168Gane wouldn't dare to eye poke in trumps presence which removes his biggest advantage
>>153781173you haven't seen anything yet. wait until we start losing like 1 a week and getting them replaced.
>>153781180Go back to Gayddit
>>153781173They didn't tell you?
>no jones>no islam>no tony>no brock>no rico>no gsp>no mcgregor>no dc>no diaz brosno dice
>>153781207monsieur from morocco, pipe down
Watching the RDR fight and yelling Edmond Tarverdyan instructions at my screen
>>153781197If the main and co-main falls through just go ahead and cancel the event. The other fights are replaceable.
>>153781173Garcia's one of the more entertaining up and comers. He's on like an 7 fight finish streak. Never a boring fight.
>>153781216What?
>>153781219Brawlk's 48 yrs old bubba. He came back in 2016 washed when he fought Mark Hunt. One of the worst come back fights of all time.
>>153781243Makes sense for it to be an opener.
>>153781231care to extrapolate?
>>153781173>Kind of a weak card really. Like is that it?this isnt the final card>Topuria vs Gaethjethis fight wont happen.>Pereira vs Ganethis fight wont happen.>O'Malley vs Zahabithis fight wont happen.>Ruffy vs Chandlerthis fight wont happen.>Nickal vs Daukausthis fight wont happen.>Lopes vs Garciathis fight wont happen.
chandler got hit with the we have gooby at home
>>153781293guarantee he's doing it for peanuts too
>>153781269brock vs tai. loser leaves the sport. forever. super heavyweight fight
brock would beat the unholy shit out of thomas aspinall
>>153779711inspired by the chandler matchup
If chandler wins this, he's back in the mix for red panty night
>>153781345the state...
and if he loses? the known: he will be raising two black sons.
has goobys label put out any music
>Feel kinda bad for not staying for the bmf fight>Turns out it was a boring grappling session
>HOLY GUACAMOLE GODLES!!!! You aren't just back for revenge after my BOTCHED WIN AGAINST YOU and my BMEMEF belt but you're here for MY WIFE?!?! And after you DROP BOMBS on her ISLAND WHORE pussy like PEARL HARBOR you're just gonna PASS HER OFF TO GODrab and GODjo?!?!?!>what else can I say but YABBA DABBA DOO IM THE BEST KEK IN UFC BABY!!
the drop off in quality under paramount+ is a sight to behold
>>153781375probably a song or two and then gooby just moved on
>>153781402The dropoff in quality of your mom's minge post death has really fallen off I'm afraid
>>153781281Instead of clinching or moving his head he decided to get lit up at distance for most of the first 2 rounds
>>153780780Genuinely why does Gane gets so many title shots? He's fought for the title in 4 out of his last 8 fights, 5 if you count the mickey mouse interim against poowis
the mild mannered motherfucker belt
>>153781435The maggoty mom minge belt (extra large)
>>153781402The news that your jondaddy is officially retired for good is really sticking with you huh?
would you raise a doctor and lawyer?
>>153781446Clozzy doesn't even know what he's bitching about anymore, fatso probably just ran out of dipping sauce tub of shit lard pedo
theres still time for jones to fight dana wouldnt present this card to the president. this is all one big joke
>>153781475just two psychopaths hanging out
>>153781375The last Xzibit album and then Xzibit featured the Goobygirls in a song about their boyfriend cheating on them
>>153781433Every fight that the incumbent champion (Gane, for over 4 years) is involved in naturally becomes a title fight because they are defending their belt.
We know who the piggy is and we know exactly how to make him squeal
>best BJJ guy in UFC history >can't finish a rear naked choke GRIM
>>153781433Because he showed belonged in there with tom more than other opponents.>but le volkovHe was manhandled by Tom and even taken down by Gane with a broken foot. And he was shit in that fight he landed one punch. He deserves way more shit for that performance than he gets. He should have put on the gas.As much as I fucking hate heavyweight it's nice to have a new rivalry where you don't know who would win with Tom and Gane. If Pereira beats Gane, it makes the anticipation for the Pereira vs Tom fight higher than anyone else he could beat. If Gane beats Pereira, their rematch is going to be huge with all the added anti-fans wanting to see Gane lose for ruining Pereira's triple champ dreams.
>>153781397Factual post sadly
Was Holloway always this shit or did he used to be good?
>>153781616It's the first time he faced a competent grappler
>>153781616He was a always just a size bully in FW. He is a BUM and hid wife hates him and wants him to die.
>>153781639She is a very keen woman, I tend to agree with her perspective
>>153781660an astute dame
Ari Emmanuel's tenure as head has been nothing but detrimental to the quality of ufc events. We're literally getting jewed.
just woke up to watch heems. didnt find it as boring as everyone. max really didn't do basic things to slow him down. it's good for the divison that he's not crowding the title contention. it will probably be better for him to fight with guys like ruffy, fiziev, bsd or likely paddy next.
>>153781667Indeed.
>>153781433It's a sort of ancient magic with his tattoos. They buff his speech, persuasion and charisma stats so that the matchmakers can't decline his demands.
Aljo and Merab gotta be the worst "if one man can hold you down.." duo
>>153781230Commence par me parler poliment!
>>153781639Leave him the fuck alone. All this from behind a computer screen when he would smash your teeth in in real life.
>>153781875The worst?
>>153781995worst for the guy getting held down.
What if garth does to topurio what he did to paddy?
>>153782069Yeah what if man
>>153782069Yopurio is mentally compromised f4om the divorce its garths year
>>153781639True Clitia Topiglet has no good wins other than he Slamdaddy’s sloppy seconds. Poor little Clitia
Like 5 anons jumped on me for saying Charles had no business in a "BMF" fight and look what fucking happened. Booed out the building for putting on an absolute snoozer.
Justin Gaethie man he's gonna become a champion at the white house just you watch
>>153782220Scared Israel. This was the moment you knew that Israel was scared.
>>153782220Im so fucking pissed. I can be okay with islam and khamzat pulling that kinda shit but this fight should have been fun. There's no way they can market the belt after this. No one is going to buy charles being a bmf
Ilia gets knocked out at the white house lawn while millions watch. An endless sea of eyes staring down at Topuria's lifeless corpse while Gaethje does his third backflip in a row. Such beauty.
The BMF belt should be contested at different weightclasses.
>Charles basically retired the toy beltmy goat
>>153782279Nah dawg youre getting 25min of lay and pray meta, and you'll LOVE it. I personally cant wait for rogan to constantly screech "OH ITS DEEP" while they lay there
>>153780790dropped by pooeyvasa
>>153781004>including the back of the head hammerfists in the compilationbased
>>153782310At the white house lawn hangs corpses from the trees, swaying in the breeze. Old traditions come back when Ilia gets hanged. His lifeless corpse dancing a tune to the calm summer winds.
The eyes, the many, the endless judges from a distance as corpses of fallen warriors dances between the trees.
If you don’t like wrestling, watch kick boxing.
>>153782356If only, we're getting nyquil
The melodies of summer winds drown out the voices of the endless. The hanged men dances to their own silence.
Has Jones been raped again?
>>153782412Corpses, trees, eyes. UFC White House.
>>153782384We do watch kickboxing. ONE has great friday fights. BMF should be the UFCs Thai belt, would be kino to have stand up only with small gloves
>>153782412We are getting tranquility at the White House lawn.
>>153782439Boooo
>>153782445The lawmakers chant
>>153782452Kek
I wonder how many bonuses dober and robocop got
>so i'm not thrilled with arman and it's not just the stuff you see publicly there's a bunch of reasons>would you care to elaborate on that?>nokek
At the oval office sits the president with his most trusted advisers. Presented are several policies and actions that needs to be decided and with every fight a decision will be made. If the american fighter wins it is a "yes" but if they lose it is a "no". The future of The United States of America rests upon the fighters at UFC White House.
Has Dober been arrested for racially motivated violence yet?
kwab
Go on a three fight losing streak, call that a patchy mix
>>153779711Pretty pathetic way to celebrate America having ALL of the US fighters getting their asses kicked
>>153782519This makes more sense than whatever’s happening right now.
>>153782547Lmao this is so fucking funny
>>153780962>dribus do feces being higher on the Goat list than Khabib >let alone jones
Dober would be a champion if he had to fight black guy for it
Nothing says go USA like American fighters Justin Gaethje and Michael Chandler getting executed and retired
Vallejos will heem
I can't believe i thought the white house card was gonna be special
How come blacks fell off so hard at combat sports? We used to get black champions pretty regularly.
>>153781433One of the few HW that doesn't look like a duffel bag filled with rancid lard, simple as. And he probably just says yes or hon hon hon to whatever Dana throws at him.
>>153780158Kyle daucaus will heem
Kyle Daucaus, wow.
the worst part is that we know charles can fight like a heterosexual. he fully chose to be a fag and treat the BMF belt like the real one.
>>153782884They didn't tell you?
>>153782928Walk on.
>>153782937I recognize this speech pattern being used here
>>153782884Chandler is working overtime to fix this vacuum
>>153782884they stopped protecting them, unironically
>>153779711it's a shit card. but at least will get to see a humiliation ritual for the USA.
Why are people saying de shitter got robbed?
>never watched the UFC but it's the White House so let's tune in because murica >OK so apparently that muscle midget is the most American of them all >great he got knocked out in 3 minutes by some Brazilian >now he is getting stretchered out >now he's holding hands with his two BLACK sons!?>That's "as american as it gets"?
>>153782871GIGA HEEM
>>153783017Who is saying that?
>>153780962>beat a journeyman on short notice for a meaningless interim title>gets stripped hours away from the biggest card in UFC's history up until that point>year layoff>has the best performance in his career which coincidentally is the one fight he tested positive for PEDS >year layoff >rematch the washed version of the guy that beated the shit out of you for three rounds and a half >put another performance of a lifetime after moving the event to another state in days notice, coincidentally testing positive again >glorified sparring contest against smiff >life and death with santos going into the fight on one knee >decisively lost to a guy that went 3-4 after fighting you jon's career is quite dreadful post USADA ngl, thank god gane cucked him out of the white house, cant stand that insufferable faggot
>>153783017They must be saying they believe that he should have been scored as the winner of the fight, right?
>>153782999every day is an humiliation ritual for the USA b
>>153783017That means when the wrong guy wins a decision
>>153783017Probably salty gamblers, clear Borralho win, i wish the fight was 5 rounds though, i can see Borralho clipping him as he gasses out
>>153782776blud is never beating the allegations :skull:
Why are people saying Drew Dober heemed Michael Johnson?
Ilia heems Garth dead 1st roundGane heems Pereira 4th round.Zahabi grapplefucks O'cuckleyRuffy heems Chandler.Nickal wins. who cares.Lopes heem Garcia.
Heem saying
>>153783092It means like to knock somebody out
?
Why are people saying to make another thread?
>>153783120Because after 500 replies threads stop bumping and fall off the catalog
put me on the white house card
Why are people saying to put them on the white house card?
>>153783093Zahabi simply isnt good enough to beat suga and that’s why the fight was made
Why are people saying that they matched Omalley against Zahabi because he is sure to win?
>>153783099>>153783099>>153783099El nuevo
Yesterday's Oliviera would raoe Pigslam BADLYIt seems he really was poisoned by the bacon oil carpet sands.
>>153783093Gane can't heem shit and zahabi simply isn't on the level to beat Sean.
>>153779692cause then people would not pay at all and just pirate that
>>153778316Johnson throwing the fight heemed my picks
>>153782508The number 1 main reason arman is in the permanent dog house is because khamzat was supposed to lose the ddp fight and Arman was the nigger in the woodpile telling khamzat dont do anything but stay in crucifix to which khmzat agreed as arman was special guest coach for some reason
>>153778115Alway been a ugly ass bitch. Look at that vile face mole.
>>153778613Paddy KEK. Arman is a retarded hot head faggot. He will never get the fight.
