>>153804280
finland
First for Swanson
Why has Colby not fought since December 14, 2024
Jones ducked
Who y'all got here?
>>153808601Big Balkan Cock?
>>153808600delet
>>153808570He developed a Gambling addiction, i am afraid
>>153808570He fought Rockhold in December 2025.
Last thread was a mess. Please post about MMA related topics in this thread. Now, does Gina Carano eat ass?
>>153808570See >>153808601
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EEg843aMQM8its live why didnt no 1 say nothing
>>153808540OMG COLBY IS FUCKING BACKI MISSED HIM SO BADHES THE GOAT
>>153808637she's not like that and the last thread was the best all year
Its nice getting compliments from younger women but it does make you feel a bit old in a way I cant explain. Any other handsome anons feel this? Ugly fuckless wonders need not respond.
>>153808668Didn't know Schaubster was sweet, roganite rubbed off on him
>>153808654We don't watch that crap here
Front-runner for KWAB award of 2026: Pisslam Duckhachev
I really don't want to live in a world where jones is exposed as a ducker like khabib
>>153808685yeah it's the way they have their life ahead of themselves and you know they will become jaded with time
>>153808716I want to see Dana exposed now, would be kino
>>153808733are you an homosex. Respectfully
I would be very careful if I were slampiggy's papa. if he doesn't, then kwabib will surely kill him if they need another ducking scheme >fight usmeng>muh hecking papaand it's over.
What happened to DDP's aura? Kwabzat clearly hasn't absorbed it. Did it simply evaporate?
JDM broke Islam's handJDM did the damageJDM won
>>153808570>>153808654We're watching Tyler1
Vallejos will heem
The guy who stuffed Khamzat is a harder fight than the guy who got mounted by Bryce Mitchell
>>153808820sneed isn't even here
>>153808864Interesting useage of words. They betray you and reveal your gayness. Stuffed? Men? Ill bet youd love Umar to stuff you like a Dagestani Christmas pidgeon
>>153808886Yes I am, what are you talking about?
Dana White is guest posing at the Arnold Classic. He is going to hit his rear naked double glutw spread for the fans
>>153808858unlikely. Ilia is a better Vallejos and he couldn't heem emmett
Brown faggot general
>>153809425congrats on your rank promotion
The banana tempts the little monkey, but the sweetness rots his teeth.
>>153809445Obrigado
>>153809423Vallejos is more technical though, in his previous fights he played it conservative until an opening shows up, i can see wearing out emmett the first 3 rounds before chasing the heem
>>153809445Ill bet I can oil check you
>>153808996uhh based
>>153809488kek>>153809445primate pining for potassium?
Why do famous people post their kids on social media?
>>153809663Good heems but what about his jab is it good? The jab is very important especially against the emmet
96 days until Gane fights.
>>153809678DC should post his other daughter
>>153809663lmfao you call that a heem?
>>153809678>missed my daughter's birthday so I'm buying her stuffsmdh absentee fathers do a better job
Ronda said dana knows the white house card sucks, blames paramount
ronda says ufc is curently the worst place for an athlete to get paid, former champion valentinas is selling her titties to make money on onlyfans, they living in poverty fighting. ufc just got billion dollars and they cant give fighters living wage. how they can inspire kids or get actual fighters, just go to football. too much greed is scaring fighters away.
>>153809957yeah but what did she do when she had a voice worth listening to? suck off daner and reebok thats what
Met arman today on my way back from work.
>>153809957UFC profits are for shareholders, not fighters.
>>153809975Give her a break b no one has put a microphone in front of her in years.
>>153810001What was Arman doing at the banana plantation?
>>153809957Is that true about Valentina? Is there any photographic proof?
>>153809957no surprise valentina is a slut
>>153809957I will never forgive ronda for what she did to Schaub
Schaub fucked prime Rhonda in every hole with his disgusting, dry, flakey, circumcised cock.
>>153810086Absolutely not trueValentina fights twice a year and it’s always title fights She’s prob making $900k in fight purses/bonuses alone
Party on the beach down in Copacabana
>>153810131Doesn't matter, valentina is still single meanwhile ronda is getting dicked by the guy who flatlined Schaub, Ronda won
ronda called cyborg a roided up bitch and said fuck her
>>153809782Bryce subs him at 135
There's a double dutch bus rolling down the street, it's moving kinda fast so shuffle your feet
Sneed is melting his brain with YouTube Shorts again I fear
my hips are heemed but dont tell anyone because my livelihood depends on people perceiving me as the best fighter to exist
>>153810271The fuck you want me to do about it chud?
>askren's close call made Jorge realise how defining that knee was to him and decided to amend grudgestoo bad kwabib is fazzakilling scum so we will never get this kind of kino with him and goobs
>>153810509Clitia, it’s time to seek treatment for your BDS. It already ruined your marriage and had your wife oinking on miamichad BBC
>>153810573>Clitiaprojection
>>153810650When Aljodaddy’s obelisk makes impact:
>>153810472Bisping did the same shit I didn't see you complaining.
>>153810233he alsom heemed gonzaga, overheem and barnett all in the span of a year alone
>>153810705Islam got no meat breh
>>153810705>manga panel pantiesi'm sorry clitslam, i didn't understand you
>“The difference between me and you is your value is based on perception,” Topuria said.>“You need to sell that. You need to say to your fans how much you are making because you need to fulfil something that you are missing inside yourself.”
Remember when shrimp ate the poopy paki pizza and got terribly sick? Lmfao, based pakis poisoned that jeet freak with literal feces
>>153811286But when Conor does it he's the GOAT, Illia even copied his entire gimmick. Talk about irony
all the followers he bought couldn't care less what he is paid
Pakdaddies literally run this whole place lmfao, piggies are so cooked fr
>>153811359Factual.
>>153811247
Everybody on /heem/ know dont piss off spammy playa!
>>153809678>14>looks 34she fucks white guys 100%
Extremely rare 4 point throw in U20 world wrestling championships
spammys mother fucks animals
ufc have all the money ever and they cant:secure ricoput gable on the white house cardjones fightetcsmdh my head
>>153811406GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY just fuckin heemed the guy this is the equivalent of getting a big toy in your happy meal
what do you mean you wont fight for 2 burger king coupons? kek
>>153811406islamgereev b
*sigh*
*looks out window contemplatively*
*heart heavy with contemplation*
>>153811569
>>153811474>sorry guys no bonuses until August we gotta pay that boxer kid $15M
>>153811584hahaha admittedly i was a little slimmer back then
jones should be shot dead not given a fight
islam duckachev
>>153811620what a silly thing to write
>>153811620Good post.
2026 has been a crazy year so far
fighter pay
Let’s run the numbers /heem/>$1.1 billion per year from paramount >another ~$150M from ticket sales and merchandising >corporate tax maybe 15% >UFC takes 80% of the remainder >leaves ~210M for fighter pay >43 events, average 13 fights per = 559 fights per year >averages around $188k per fighter, per fight >instead UFC pays peanuts to 90% of fighters and $2M-5M to headliners >dana says you eat what you kill as shareholders keep 4x more than fighters >offers you a 3-fight deal for 16/16 UFC is a farce Unironically Elon/Zuck need to buy the whole brand and subsidize reducing the shareholder chunk by 50%
you have a higher percentage chance of dying boxing so of course they deserve more money, I mean seeing Islam and Khamzat win their titles on 0 damage is very telling about MMA fighter pay
>>153811658>unironically a new tycoon needs to take overyou can lead a sickle cell diabetic to water but you cannot make it drink - ciryl gane
Our Jondaddy should be slurped, suckled and serviced
Wowhttps://youtu.be/7iKoH6LceBo?si=nPZ8ErRxxnB3S072
>>153811658no one gives a shit
>>153811683luke has good delivery for these guys it's far less stuffy and condescending
>>153811475i met gane in person and he's easily 7 feet tall. why don't they disclose the truth?
>>153811286He reads lots of books
cyborg is doing damage control about her doping history after ronda called her a roided monkey who took gina's place in ufc
>>153811713would love to see cyborg batter rondas bullshit career
>>153811713rondacels on bonnar watch
>>153811713>archaic wmma
We don't watch or discuss wmma here.
>>153811286
>>153811736STFU fag discuss Jon's gay bullshit then
>>153809957Don't care. I don't pay for ppvs or paramount so I'm not going to be a hypocrite and pretend to care about fighter pay.
If these fags care about pay then they could just boycott the event instead of whine about some boxer’s payday. Or talk about this bullshit when they’re not in the twilight of their career. MMA fighters are pathetic and fight for the yearly earnings of a McDonald’s wagie. >>153811713Ronda has only lost to roidheads. Nunes and Holly aren’t natural. None of them were attractive but WMMA went down the shitter when Nunes was a champ
>>153811740>somebody wasted time of his life to prompt that image
>>153811713>muh roidsreddit opinion
if the fighters just go on strike for a year, ufc doesnt get their paramount money and are fucked.
>>153811764his life if we're to call it that is otherwise spent drinking buckfast
>>153811800I seriously doubt the roster could last a year without pay.
i prefer male boxing or female anything. if it has to be female athletics then power slap smack that pussy
>>153811800luckily daner has a roster full of brazilians and libertarians
>>153811808then the oliverias and gaethjes' just have to feed and pay rent for the poor ones.
remove the seethe center of the brain and nobody on earth cares about fighter pay anymore. it's literally just envy of danabeast and his empire.
I am the toughest man in this mens shleter riht now
>>153811808if they all go fight for usman in africa who knows
>>153811827hunter your making a fool of yourself
>>153811827Do you not think divisions like HW suffer due to goyna lowballing the fuck out of everyone? We coulda had rico in contention and tai tuivasa is still ranked instead
>>153811800the pay is bad only bad if you live in a western country
fighting will always be glory first thats the ultimate prize. does anyone get into fighting expecting to live to 90
>>153811827The only reason I care about fighter pay is that it's bad for the long term health of the sportLess money in MMA -> Less Athelets willing to take the risk of being an MMA fighter -> Less and less fighters means less money in the sport -> death
Rico should've had to go through contender series
Less athletes? Like whom? Dominick Reyes? Jamahal Hill? No thanks. I'll take child abuse victims like Jon and drunken mechanics like Alex.
>>153811968he is only 1-0 in mma. such a nwb
Reyes beat Jon.
>>153811988how bout stan up guys like bo nigga
>>153811996on planet retard
There’s a world where Alex beats Gane, Tom subs Alex which leads to Gane getting his third title shot in a row (sixth overall)
tom only wishes he was this kind of champ
Jon beat Reyes. GSP lost to Hendricks and got finished by a lightweight. Fedor lost to Arona and got finished by a middleweight. Silva lost to Chris. Mighty Mouse fought in a dead weight class. Jones is the best.
>>153812078>Jon beat Reyesyeah nah
years of this retard running through the same dialogue chain on the same argument. go ahead, post the journalist scores. it's what you do every time. >waaah waaah, this dude that has a blog said jon lost, it's not fair!yes we know you're a cry baby bitch that can't get over jon jones winning fights. that really sucks for you! how about you take the rest of the evening and do something constructive, like suicide
Aaron Pico
GSP had to fight a one eyed, battered Bisping to get the MW belt. He ducked Silva. Retired ducking Hendricks II. He ducked Lawler. He wont do RAF. He wont do UFC BJJ. GSP is the worst of all time
>>153812115he did thougheverbeit
>>153812115Jon deflected most of Reyes punches. Dom didn’t land anything of note that could even make a close fight seem like a robbery.
biggest robbery? khabib stealing everything from the fans
>>153812168We both know that's not how it went down. Man
>Ticket refunds are available at the point of purchase. Jones will now rematch with karate expert Lyoto Machida in the new main event of UFC 152 in Toronto, Canada. >UPDATE: Later in the day, the UFC announced that Machida had opted not to take the fight. Instead, the UFC 152 headlining title fight will be between Jon Jones and Vitor Belfort.
>>153811740Accurate
“UFC 151 will be remembered as the event Jon Jones and Greg Jackson murdered.”
>>153811713>admiting to taking roids in Dillashaw fashionThis is why Jones is the greatest of all time, he never stooped that low, he maintained that it was just boner pills
>>153812168
Jones had to fight against roided Vitor, roided Rampage, roided Machida, roided Chael, and fake natty Daniel Cormier. He’s the GOAT as far as anyone should be concerned.
>emmett vs vallejosthis isn't a terrible card...seeing chris curtis lose again because his opponent just circles left (or right) would be hilarious. idk how someone who is sean's whipping boy is so fucking terrible in the stand up.
That’s a whole lot of fat middleweights
>>153812156God bless GSP going over the bums and cans of the MMA online community
>Saku Jr. got heemed glad I missed it>Patchy Mix got heemedfuck I missed it
>>153812250merked by a 19 year oldwhew.
>>153812262If this was like the elbow Jon GOAT Jones landed on Gus, then I’d see your point. A shot like this didn’t do anything that could net Dominick the win. Judges got it right, as we’ve seen Reyes get btfo repeatedly while Jon won a belt at heavyweight as a guy he beat (Glover) became the LHW champ.
Jon lost 5 rounds vs Dominick Reyes....WOW!
Vallejos vs Emmett should have been in the casablanca but Vall flatlining him would have looked nightmarish on CBS
>>153812273>fat middleweightSlept Fedor>fat lightweight>knocked around GSP silly>>jobber gookSubmitted Anderson Silva>fat featherweightsIslam and Khabib’s favorite meal
Jon Jones wins its that simple
Aaron "Whipping Boy" Pico
>>153812310after a careful rewatch, jon slipped most of reyes' shots.jon 48-47 ez.
>>153812273show some respect to Brandon Vera
Jon had 0 takedowns and got outboxed?????>>153812341
what if he made himself chinny
Reyes had a spy in Jones' camp, everyone knows this
what if we just stop counting wins without finishes
he literally cannot stop winning
>>153812456is this the guy asking for $5000 over a bank transfer?
Jesus Christ man... she looks like the nun
do you think tom aspinall ever forgets to pretend being blind?
Clitia xisters this is BAD Our fatty piggy manager just admitted we priced ourselves out of the Islam fight. What’s the cope for this one?
ilia and justin are real ones. they don't care about the small payout they want to be a part of the biggest moment in mma history
what if to get a title shot you need to have an undefeated record? and like if you have one loss you like dont ever fight for the belt unless you win 15+ fights in a row against other one loss guys. And like if you lose that only fight two loss guys. Boxing has it down. Boxing won
>>153811406That's the flying squirrel. Every kid in America who's done folkstyle has done it at least a dozen times. I guess it's impressive to those russian bums who don't know shit about wrestling which is why no knees off the couch Usman gave Chimmy a better fight (and got robbed btw) than Dupigslut
Usyk vs Rico should have been an MMA bout
>>153812507r*ssians are a protected species in UFC. It's all a work. Tibau went off script and no-sold Kebab's shitty takedowns throughout their entire fight. The judges already has the cards written up.
>>153812488>manager says he was negotiating for more moneyparadigm shift
>>153812474that's just a 40 year old woman chud
>>153812561>>153812507Is this how Amerigoys cope with having no champions
>>153812555whos to say the second fight wont be. maybe tommy hearn + mvp mma appear
>>153812570FACT: Topiglet refused to fight.
>>153812580It's true tho. Even kebibi knew he lost that fight which is why he cried like a bitch on live tv when they announced he was the winner. You can't sell a big bad hotshot from russland when 3/4ths of his fights are 2 rnders against local scrubs with no wiki page and a combined 13-98 record. Gotta sacrifice some of the midpackers.
Nobody gets more special treatment in the UFC than mid American wrestlers like Colbussy and Bo Shittles
Anyone got a webm of Cody gettin nutted?
Colbster is legit. Bo diddle got exposed because his fights were actually legitimate (unlike kebitchs).
On paper Jones is the last person to win an Undisputed Heavyweight title fightIn reality Gane has been the champ for over four years
I'd argue colby is a real one just for the fact that he never cuts weight
Tomala being "champ" is actually the greatest sign of the UFC being a work and if you can't see that then you're dumber and have less test than aew fan
>>153812657in actuality the ufc belt is made of paper and ngannou is the millennial hw champ
Colby lost to Costa in poker
Colby lost to Costa in porker
in what way was bo exposed? he fought a good fighter doing shit he never seen before, he got caught kinda. I see him getting that strap before his careers over its just gonna happen
>>153812657Gane hasn't won a fight in like a decade. He lost to Tom Aspinall a few months ago.
Coker lost to Colby in coaster
did anyone watch the ufc on cbs this past weekend
wtf is a cbs
Francis vs Gane? Now that was a robbery. Jones tanked a nut shot and defeated Gane while Aspinall quit MMA and became a vlogger. Levels
>>153812770>wtf is a cbsits an mma network. CVS TV last carried mixed marital arts in primetime 16 years ago, averaging 2.86 million for a Strikeforce event in April 2010.
>>153812262>exposed so bad in the striking that you resorted to 'winning' the latter rounds by diving into Reyes crotch this is why it's universally agreed that jon not only lost the fight, but also the story.
>>153812799thats a low single
>>153812812a failed one
You Colby man it's good to see you how's life been treating youHaha yeah manCan I get uhhh... a cheese steak on white bread yeah boars head and make sure to add salt and pepper. Thanks Colby.So when are you fighting again? Or are you done with the whole UFC thing now
>Bongs can’t into wrestlingThat’s why your main champs lost to a washed up welterweight with colitis and the other got grapplefucked by a wonk eye Paki and Sean Brady.
Wow Reyes did so well by landing a couple punches
>You Colby man it's good to see you how's life been treating you
Wow Jones did so well by sniffing a couple crotches
Colby lost to fucking Joaquin Buckley. The same guy who got styled on by Kevin HollandNot even Usman fell that far
>>153812835and he resorted into panic wrassling in the championship rounds because the only concept of boxing defense his zesty ass has is to run away or start twerking
reyes lost to spann
>>153812995who cares he beat jon jones
>>153812955Usman took it seriously while Colbeast had a tire around his waist. Buckley also was uniquely lackadaisical against Buckley while he was way more cautious against Colby. At least he didn’t get slept like Wonderboy did, Colby’s pretty tough.
reyes lost to jan
>Buckley also was uniquely lackadaisical against Buckley
reyes lost to jiri. reyes lost to ulberg. reyes choked a rematch
>>153813011was taht b4 or after he busted buck on joon jones
>>153812995>>153813011>>153813024just how shit is jon jones
Buckley do be good against Buckley doe
Charles showed Holloway was a cut baby who banked on taking hits from smaller guys at 145 who lose little grappling threat. Max has never beat a great fighter in their prime, and can’t take hits the same way as he does at featherweight. Max loses to prime Tony Ferguson. Charles Oliviera also loses to prime Nate Diaz.
>>153813029after. jones since beat gane and stipe. jones cant lose b what a GOAT
Jones went to decision with Smith.
>>153813045and all lose to Edgar and Henderson.
>>153813055smith is dangerous? dubs a dub b
>18 days until dogbender gets heemed>18 days until spammy commits suicide
max won a 1st round finishshartles won a 25 minute snoozefest everyone hated
Charles got caughtMax got dominated
They would rather pay this rando 15M than Jon Jones
>>153813282they offered jon 15mil you dolt
>>153808570he's a bitch, gets blacked everytime he gets in the octagon, he's a coward, he's shit, he ducks every decent fighter in his division, he's so scared he couldn't even make it on the piggyhouse card even though he is trump's #1 dick sucker.
>>153813282Man this canor ben must be a huge star in the world of boxing
>>153813040speaking like this daily can't be healthy
>>153812361Lidell brutally knocked him out at MW in Pride when overheem actually looked like a regular human being tbf
>>153813162ebin :Dd
>>153813341No one has ever heard of him. The goys over on /box swear he's an industry plant.
I would like to sniff Gina Caranos smelly poop hole if you know what I mean
>>153813566your not making much cents
I just noticed how dead the current WMMA is after the recent years, feels so empty.
>>153813618I don't give a fuck about that or the ugly dyke you posted
Colby Covington is still the 3rd greatest welterweight fighter of all time, and that fact makes basedboy cucks seethe massively kek
>>153813687Well of course not, you're from sweden where muslim men are more your preference.
>no Jones >No McGregor >No Diaz >Not even a fucking big chungus Brilliant card daner
I wish Gina adopted me when i was a wee lad
>>153813687GUS LOSTJONES WON
>>153813707I wish Gina wee lad me when i was adopted
growing up with gane as a father was... challenging, to say the least. every day was spent in his shadow. it took me my whole life just to find my own passion, of posting here.
Gane was an abusive father, eye pokes, groin strikes, blows to the back of the head. Every lost title resulted in a beating for me. Tom won and I lost.
nothing says Freedom like Cyril "French Faggot" Gane
no one in my nonheem life is taking my recent assault seriously
would yujiro hanma rape dana white?
>>153813876Yujiro wouldn't lower himself to touching a man who looks down on and takes advantage of a Fighter's pride like Dana
>>153813876does he fight in rizin or something
The stillness of the ocean
The violence of the waves
The toilet of the butt
I asked Dana if I could start my contract at 13/13 and he slapped my nutsack right off my body
The Whispering Sound
would it be gay if I put a fleshlight in my butt and you fucked it haha
The Bay of Battle
imagine how badly gane would fuck up aspinall
The Calmness of Combat
Gane's Serenity
The Greatness of Gane
>>153814307just imagined it holy hell Gane fucked that boy up
>>153814257if you include the plastic shell its fine but without it its low key gay i fear
Ganeness
We watching this? https://www.tapology.com/fightcenter/events/140740-hype-fc
Any UFC approved glasses available at the White House?
Guys i can't hide it anymore. I think I'm becoming a boxing fan..
Gane the Great
>>153814393we don't watch that shit
>>153814423You already were, you always have been, and you will remain so.
Dana really thought he was going to take over boxing by putting on fights in the apex
Who is the Bam Adebayo of mma?
>>153814672Sup Sneed, still gay?
>>153814723Yeah I'm actually having a really bad day today spammy :(
Meanwhile in an alternate reality:"Sup Gay, still sneed?"
>>153814778Wow...much to think about here
Who is this sport for anymore?
>>153814901Gamblers unironically lol
>>153814901It dulls the pain
>>153814901ganelers, i fear
>>153814583/box/GOD here, your boy Dana is retarded for signing that bum Benn and putting on soulless fights on Sunday evening. Nobody tunes in for that.
>>153814901Who did it used to be for?
>Time is a flat circle Does this actually mean anything or is it just something retards say to sound like faggots?
>>153815006the retards that were also based, a based retard if you will
>>153815016Watch True Detective season 1. You’ll understand them.
>>153815016I don't think the goal is to sound like a faggot
>>153815016It's kind of like as above so below etc etc pagan cope
>>153815016You'll make this post again
>>153815040I don't think I'd like that kind of show
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kn6-c223DUU
>>153814995>/box/GODno such thing
>>153815073It’s only 8 episodes. You don’t have to watch any more seasons from it after the first season.
Box is mogging us lately, even Dana is trying to jump ship sadly
he pulled it off when everyone said he couldn't
Rough and rowdy was actually a banger why did they stop making cards
>>153815136He can fuck off to boxing forever
>>153815174This bald faggot has become a cancer to our sport
When Dana is gone you'll finally realize how good we really had it
>>153815205Reebok partnership era was peak cazzie
whats the UFC going to be like in 2030?
>>153815006Real ones
>>153815073it's peak midwit-core, good on you for avoiding it
>>153815264flying cars
>>153815286I just can't watch anything with a detective or crime angle anymore
>>153815286>t. peak midwit
The UFC is dying:GSP's knees are gone and he's retired.Anderson may not return, he's like 40 and he probably will be asked to never kick again with that leg.Aldo was never a big draw, and now he has a cervical spine injury.Pettis has injury problems.Hendricks doesn't seem to be a big draw, despite WW being a good division to watch these days.Chris Weidman needs more wins, could be a good draw in the future.TJ Grant needs more wins, not sure if he's a big draw.Nobody cares about Mighty Mouse.Ronda has no competition.Jones is pretty much their only big draw, and I doubt he's in GSP numbers territory.
Diaz in those black and white Reebok shorts was pretty much Goku
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCJfr1B-dwghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZ2DDeoZcfEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JQBEqbHvaMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n6CFWus4548
Cui = John DodsonZarbon = Michael MoralesFreiza Soldier = BenevidezDodoria = Roy Nelson
>>153815328Weidman was a great fighter and champ being a victim of hubris is a great honor
>>153814087He threatens to rape Tokugawa though.
>tranime
Petr Yan = VegetaMerab = GokuAljo = KrillinO'Malley = Frieza
Please save this sport Petr Yan & Ilia Topuria, you are our only hope.
I love when Petr Yan wins by mixing his pocket boxing that never does any real damage to his opponent with his empty control time wrestling to go to a competitive and contentious five round decision
Mixing of the Martial Arts
Petr Yan does a cool outside trip and then lays on his opponent for the rest of the round to steal a decision: Flirting Khabib shoots a single leg like a freight train and then lays in brutal ground and pound on his opponent for the rest of the round, making the conscious decision to abandon position to create more opportunities for strikes: Harassment
GOATr GODn
Gane is the A-side.
>>153816010yeah it was awesome watching khabib run away from punches and hug them until they give up
>>153816060Alex has zero chance.
>>153816060Should've been the main event
brutal GnP like that time he failed to KO Tavares with 20 unanswered elbows
Petr got em revved?
>>153816076>>153816086Both true.
kobe currently getting the ronda treatmentsad
>>153816132Yup
>>153816238Why did people stop doing thisNo seriously why did every fighter universally forget how to do ground and pound
>>153816250its ineffective, mcgregor isn't even fazed there.
>>153816238He's trying to gas Khabib out, he taking shots but they're not the worse shots you can take. It just doesn't look good. It's a mixture of everything.
>>153816285He was far, far more phased than he would have been if Khabib just stayed in his guard and held him
>>153816322its the same.
>>153816322Conor was tiring him out there
islam where is my kvass you know this i need after sparring brazza
can we stop with the petty arguments and discuss the important matters for a change? gina's tits were looking exceptionally plump at the presser and that petite asian ring girl could definitely get it fershur
>>153816241Classic
I'd like to see gina's wardrobe malfunction for sexual gratification if you catch my drift
This is some "why would I hit my opponent in the body it's not hurting him" level of argumentGood ground and pound keeps your opponent occupied, it opens you up to other opportunities on the ground because your opponent is focused on trying to control your posture and stop you from exploding on them, and it exhausts your opponent both physically and mentally to be trapped on the ground with you wailing away on them over and over Fighters get very quickly broken down by a good ground and pounder. It certainly hasn't been a bad strategy for both Khabib and Arman (basically the only good modern day GnP guy)
pereira aura still hasnt recovered from the ank loss
>>153816386Khabrap weighs 250lbs and hasn't sparred in years
You haev to give upI deserve fight for titleTchou kno do
we went from the ufc is dead discussions to a khabibspammerpoetic
>>153816469Khabib could rape you
Ronda braindead and has the taco bell squirts
I got anon 29-28 over khabunghole
Khabib ducked Tony 3 times
>>153816488>>153816238holy pillowfists
For 30M Dana can play 100k hands of blackjack get fucked Jonathan
Khabib Niggamurdoch
Anon had a lot to say about Khabib before this fight JoeHe didWel he's not talking now is he *snickers* I mean, Khabib is just destroyingI know, it's like he doesn't even have to try. He got that double leg in 20 seconds.OH Hard shots from the champion Khabib is just an animal. I mean, WHO does this to Anon?
tony is still active and still winning
Respect the fighters
how many of the roster has ronda slept with
>>153816694Only Schaub and Dana
>>153816694At least two
>>153816694I fear
>>153816673>tony when hes supposed to let the down syndrome guy win
>>153816673This just made Khabib shit his pants
>>153816436what can't my goat do?
>>153816673bullshit look at that youthful hairline this is an old vid
>>153816673It's kinda crazy to think Khabib is even ducking the boxing match, what on earth is he afraid of anymore?
>>153816673so this chubby downey supposedly boxes for a living?
Yes I'm from Netflix and I want to buy heem I'm offering 20M
>>153816881best I can do for you r/ufc
>>153816881you're having a laugh mate. take a hike
>>153816673khabib will never have hands this fast
>>153816822Larry Holmes was fat and had downs and he was arguably one of the best of all time.
>>153816673CSO
instead of zuffag boxing daner should make naked UFC WBJJ
manuel torrez pulled out
Dana Dana Dana SHUT THE FUCK UP
what if hunter is secretly sabotaging daner so he can take his place
hunter schafer
>>153817276Hunter already has his place
beneilbros...
Shadow boss of the UFC, Hunter Campbell
the 4 blind mice aka the UFC matchmakers
>>153817343Dang
>>153817213He said mañana mañana
I have inside information that Hap V Ace is in the works to replace the whitehouse headliner
>>153817343GIWTWM
FUCK THAT
Is he trying to get 'jak'd
Yeah i'm thinking UFC is ending soon......
>>153817974
>>153817986Only good win on there is gamrot
>>153817770Great Five Deez song
>>153817986and yet...
https://youtu.be/MaCQAxkLcYk
alexa grasso vs maycee barber in more than 2 weeksso funny they still pushing to make the hypecan maycee barber as a champion to this day
>>153818004Actually it's prime kevin lee
bruce lee my nigga
Poor poor shartles...
>>153818051shut up bitch
>>153818051more than 2 weeks could be 3 years
>>153808654>Tell us about this great fight and how it came to be, Francis!!>DUHHHDUH ok???.... No disrespek to... ehhh phipe but i had much bigga tings going on.. I wanoooo fight eehhhhh rico because deyyyyy aske me fight him a long time aye gough but ehhhh now he fight usyk..... philipe lins is ehhh.... i say yes to dis fite beco' he sucks.... B-B-BUT DA MAKE HIM EBEN MOA DANGEROUS......Great story Francis. Great promotion. This is big.
eddie hall would heem ngubu to death
>>153818077Indeed
trump supported ufc from day one and this is the thanks he gets? this is the best happy birthday card daner could put together? nah this aint right
Luke ThomasBorn August 5, 1979 (age 46)Republic of India
>>153818151*spits out yerba mate*
>>153818151brahmin
Would you fuck current Ronda rousey
>>153818213Don't put me on the spot like that b the whole night crew is here
>>153818213only to be Schaub's Eskimo brother
UFC Fight Night: Emmett vs. Vallejos
>>153818151patriot
who is paying to see shevs titties?
>>153818290i saw a nip for free
>>153811406
>>153818151There goes his Presidential campaign
>>153816238One more minute of this and Khabib would’ve tapped out of exhaustion.
Luke Thomas is 50 years old and a communist
Ciryl Gane
>>153813695A good day for fun in the sun
>>153818334that makes two of us
>>153818290wouldn't mind watching her clean up in heels tbch
Prime Colby is a top 3 all time welterweight
On Planet Retard, maybe.
>>153818500We know. Just puts into perspective how good prime Usman was.
>>153818511wym I bet she's very cute doing housework
Tell me you can't live without meTell me every day by day by dayDay by dayNothing lasts forever, only fades awayDay by day
clozmeister you're making it far too obvious that you're replying to yourself
>>153818500Alright faggot, look. This is the only time and the only post I ever concede that you're right. Prime Colby is a top 3 all time welterweight. But after this I'm going back to hating on him. I just cant stand his personality and what he said to Leon. But I will concede and agree. After this post, any other posts you see shitting on him will be me, even though I actually think he's good. But I'm not ever admitting to this again.
Colby is a top10 featherweight surely.
>>153818535Worlds will collide. Levels will be shown. Only one will make it out alive.
>>153818594there are at least 3 finns itt per my head count I'll be in messico in like a fortnight so you'll have an easier time then
>>153818296share :)
>>153818617ronda is fucked
>>153818617Canelo hands.
>>153818597colby is fighting at his natural weight and that reason is the only one i respect him he's like a smaller slightly less sodomized strickland in and out the 'gon
MMA
>>153818739god i love gina
doo goes to mehiko
why is emmet even fighting anymore? financial situation can't be that horrible he's gonna get 5 fights worth of CTE again.
where does Ada Makhachev fit into all this
we didn't want it to be justin...
>>153818739Goodness gracious, Gina looks incredible
>>153817343I love Asian women.
Reality is, Dana is an old man. Jake Paul and MVP will be running the MMA-Entertainment world in less than five years
Reality is the white house event won’t happen for geopolitical reasons.
emmet fight week
volk is days away from being accused of ducking vallejos
>>153818739i love gina's fat tits so much bros
Gina looking like she'd be getting backshots from paulie walnuts in a NJ motel, respectfully
>>153818961>>153819035are you me?!>>153819061shut up she's not like that
Schaubu Dhabi has been removed from the face of the earth
Bones out.
i miss him so much
FightFairy is in India on a spiritual journey.Blogs with her female friend coming later this month.
>>153819194you think they lick each others snizz
>>153818979Dana is just a heel bookerHe knows he won with the Paramount deal and fans will watch anyway
>Now its become about changing the entire landscape of the sport and challenging the monolith that the ufc has become. Heh.. of course... I just wanna do something fun and I end up having to change the world... But that's just how we do it.Chills...https://youtu.be/jv5I3Z5idNM?t=989
>>153819209daner doesn't book anything you dumb baltoid now remove jon from your shitty little picture
Got nothing but respect for Schaub, was plapping Ronda in her prime
>random eastern european flag that never posts suddenly posting anti jon slander
>no perfect retirement>no 30mil>no white house>no hips>no boyfriendpoor lil jonny...
>>153819255Bro he developed a spinning back kick and did the trump dance for his massa. Perfect send off
the GOAT still has the beans-on-toasters crying into their milky tea
>>153819263he retired on twitter m8
>>153819284Khabib endorses English breakfast tea
Do all Finns love blacks?
>>153819320if president trump commands it
>>153819305kvassblob is built like a canteen lady
Matt Damon and Ben Affleck discussed Schaub on JRE
over under how many leg kicks landed in gane pereira
Khabib, thicker than a snicker
>>153819394talmbout food truck dairy?
would
>gets subbed in 30 seconds
>>153819414Rebecky mogs sadly
how do i explain to my casual friend that women are just as good as men at mma?
>>153819444>how do i explain to my casual friend that women are just as good as men at mma?well dont do that. telling lies isnt cool bro
>>153819394Schaub is essentially Jason Bourne
I LOVE GINA'S CARANOS
Francis Ngannou ran over a girl and he's not in jail. Let that sink in.
/box/ has hit 9 and 1 half days of age
france is ngannoufrance is ganeforever
invite cordialyou allaredly>>153819513>>153819513
>>153808540New thread:>>153819518
>>153819532are you mentally algerian. Respectfully
