not his first rodeo editionfooty tomozza carlton v tigs @ the mighty g and i forgot when it starts
Tipped Carlton but heart saying Tiggs.
>>153812618ALMOSTFOOTBALLLEGENDS
Damn, /alf/ completely dead today. You blokes aren't....working, are you?
>>153812938I am sadly
jarryd strafford
>>153812938Sorry mate was having my midday nap
>>153812344>i forgot when it startscouldn't be me
>>153813327>suns v iggs @ cararathinking the suns could score 200+ here
why did footy classified change the name of good call bad call?
>>153813327Saturday is all good matches. Pity theres a clash at night. Would've liked to have watched both matches but I'll be watch Bane vs Swans.
>>153813555What did they change it to?
>>153813589sliding doors
>>153813589'news or noise'
>>153813640Do they at least understand the concept or do they use it like Damian Barrett does?
sliding doors is okay but one time recently i got really fucking annoyed because damo provided decent analysis of every team going into the new year but for collingwood he just made some stupid comments about nick daicos and the brownlow. like shut the fuck up about the midget wog tool for a second and talk about the rest of the team for once.
>>153813691crisp refused fans
my undies have a big hole in the bottom
*summons the swasn seether*
when is the footy?
>>153814136ugly lanky frankenstein wog looking cunt
>>153813700incorrectly like a 29 year old woman using the word "gaslighting" or a redditor using "enshittification"
not handsome enough for you mate?
>>153813883The rest of the team is shit.
hawthorn tried to hide the arrests so badly
>>153814438so is nicky d though
>>153814273crisp
>>153814273he's actually pure cornish ancestry
sorry but curnow is a complete and utter spud, you swasnfags will realise this once he goes another two months without kicking a goal like last year kek
>>153814093There’s a hole in your undies, neet spastic neet spastic
>>153813327>>153813563>all good matches on sat>all garbage on sunclassic
45 mins for a lunch break is too damn short
>best player going to miss every other game due to being in darwinuh oh
>>153814093I have a pair of undies where the elastic has gone and if I'm not wearing shorts or pants to fasten them I need to hold them up because they will fall if I walk three steps. I'm still hanging on to them instead of throwing them away.
>>153815323If I had the option I would take 0 minutes for lunch and leave 45 minutes early.
lunch
>>153815513He and Bobby NOT doing much good lately
>tfw had to work in 70% humidity today
I hate my SC team. I don't know what I'm doing this year.
>pickett>hill>stengle>all missing for personal reasons bit in this
My arse needs to be fucked
>>153816855crisp tradie paying his union dues
>>153816577Remember when Matt Rendell said they had to careful about recruiting indigenous players without any white parents because they just couldn't be relied upon to fulfil their duties and he was forced to quit for being a racist?That was wild.
>>153817008I remember because he was at my Crowies when it happened, had to leave, and then he got picked up by the Pies. Kind of like when Dean Bailey worked at the Crows and was punished for not tanking at his time coaching Melbourne and had to take 6 months off. My poor Crows.
Are youse blokes excited for the fucking footo tomorrow?
>>153817362sort ofi've got a lot on my plate at the moment and i'm quite stressed out so i'm finding it hard to enjoy myself lately
>>153817362No
>>153817362Good on everyone who still likes sport, power to you. Surprised it’s still got the numbers, can’t remember the last time I watched “normal” TV.
>mel mclaughlin has cancerwell shit
>>153816577wish i could fuck off from work and all my obligations and responsibilities whenever i wanted for as long as i wanted for "personal reasons"
>>153812344tryhard OP New thread please
Georja Davie's sexy feet
>>153817460I guess she's not McLaughin now
Remember when thursday nights was for the footy show
>>153817829applied for a seniors card yet mate
>>153815323It takes me about 2 minutes and 45 seconds to eat a sandwich. And then there is food in my stomach, and I have the energy to continue on with my work. Lunch break is not to browse your phone, it is to eat. And you don't need 45 minutes to eat.
>>153817917based straff welcome back mate
>>153816504>tfw everyone will be able to see each others teams soon
business idea: legal hsgfs don't get off at my bus stop so people don't think i'm a nonce
i'm a based centristlove watching football being played through the centre of the oval
who wanking they dick off
>>153818483I've passed out before I could have a fap the last two nights in a row.
who preserving they vril
weird how nofap isn't really a "thing" any more. are zoomers all just a bunch of unrepentant coomers?
lol
>>153816185crisp chips
>>153816185Look good mate
>>153818589thx i been working out the arms iykwim hahaonly lifting i do is a lifting dis beer to my mouth iykwim haha
The 'ley
>>153816185looks fucking rancid but not as rancid as shitney against real opposition this week lol
back from work lads
>>153818554if they were crisp they'd be smith's chips iykwim haha>>153818669meant wank iykwim haha
no I meant work
>>153818673slit your throat mickhead scum
>The bull escaped his pen
>>153818712no but steven lacerate iykwim haha
this broke micktranny
>>153818721One must
huh, turns out barry cable is a nonce
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SStLTClOIXA
why are we posting spuds unprompted mate?
>>153818778>spudsis this an irish slur?if not, it'd be a good one
>>153818721did she fuck a white man again Sammy
>>153818784you can tell that dysgenic anglo subhuman isn't irish though kek
black pussy
>>153818796
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J597sy7EG4I
>>153818815Wow, she's lost some weight since we broke up.
just bought a $700 office chair
>>153818838why did you do that
>>153818838things that never happened !
>>153818838Bought one for a bit more 5 years ago, reckon it's time for an upgrade in 2-3 more years
>>153818796adam goodes retired mate
>>153818853meant harry o'brien
Agenda setters on three nights a week XD wtf they gone talk about
>>153812700https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BknxpK4VmZ0popping on this bad boy
>>153817460lung cancer apparentlyis/was she a choofer?
>>153817460bet she wishes she took chris gayles bbc now
>>153817191Not quite the same but I remember when Carr was coaching at freo and then breached one of the covid policies or something then fucked off to Port straight after.
>>153818994focus on football, sam
the geelong finger curse strikes again
happy world plumbers day
>>153819002Why is he having unprotected fingering?
>>153819002hmmm
>>153819002I've seen enough *swaps Rachele for Murphy in the squad*
>>153819002is worpel even goodidk if geelong have better but it feels like he's a real ball butcher
fuck off jeet
>>153819023And you're the only one because no one else gives a shit
>>153819023>>153819036and don't forget to hose the gutter down after you're done.
>>153819023fuck off britjeet this is the afl thread you mong
IT'S OVER ...>xvideos has verification for videos>not all but 30% of my videos have a lock
>>153819053>b-but porn sites arent included fucking told you spastics
>>153818845u mad chaircel faggot?
>>153819002>no worpel, stengle, maybe no cameron/dangerfred a sneaky chance?
God I love getting my monstrous cock sucked by young beautiful white woman
i really should upgrade my chair and monitor as both are 10 years old but both also work just fine so i can't be bothered replacing them
>>153819052>PLEASE NOTICE US MY BRITISH MASTERS IM GOOD AT CRICKET NOW (albeit a shit format of it) SEE SEE? AM I IN THE COOL KIDS CLUB NOW???Please stop dumping rubbish on the sides of the street
>>153819053>>153819057>ynr when pornhub gave a month of premium away for free during covidreally weird how porn sites follow the agenda
Here's an agenda for you: shut the fuck up.
>sex is drawing boobs at lunchtime?
GIMME DA PUSSY B0SS
8008135
Just don't watch porn
>be me in primaran school>look up penis in the dicktionary>get an erection>wet my pant>kindergarten teacher spanks me
Sweet Caroline :|Sweet Caroline (Japanese) :Ohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mESEievMVzA
>>153819091sweet carorine
>porn le bad because um...because the bible or something!
finna wank to dakota johnsons feet in her new ad
tonight's kino: "Naughty! Living Together v1.1.1"
>>153819090
Found a hot chick on instagrsm
>>153819116crisp me browsing junior touch footy club pages
F.A.A.R.Kits ALLALLxvideo videosFAARKwhat do
>>153819121youtube- yoga challenge- try on haul- shein- grwm
>>153819121one who is without a mothermother less you might call it
Dillon on the front bar tonight lads
This is a sign we should all ease up on the p*rnography
conversely: rev up dat vpn
I am simply too intelligent for porn. Sex doesn't even interest me as a concept. I have not had an erection for 15 years.
>>153818638
All the bitches worth gooning to are on OF these days
>>153819138
>>153819121get a vpn
i get a hard on when i have a tradie behind me and i slow my car down
>>153819153is there any chance vpns won't work in the future? works for me fine atm since i use one anyway but i was wondering if it's possible they can get blocked (idk how they work)
>>153819149You're a bloody disgrace.
>>153819156It's already happening, can't even search flights on Qantas on VPN and even without, but on a non Jewgled browser
given a few tradies hard ons when im behind them slamming their prostate
>>153819068they're a big chance mate, they've beaten geelong in kardinia many a time
Sausage roll and a pint of Guinness for din dinz tonight.
War! Huh? Yeah!What is it good for?
the straight of homoz
stop panic buying
>>153819165hope so, would be entertaining
check these trips
business idea: keep immigrating women soccer players until we all have gfs
>>153819068I've tipped them but I did dogshit last week so that might be an indicator they're going to get smashed there again.
>>153819193i don't. go cats btw
torrent chads we won again
more like abhorrent chuds
stop panic selling
>>153819254GET OUT
>>153819254
do you guys really only watch normie porn from the big players?
Saw two blokes holding hands then I got closer and one was an Asian woman
thinking of doing selfie verifyshould i do itthink of my weenie
my go-to camwhore site is still accessible, for better or worse
Honestly good wish I never saw that shit as a child but children are high energy and where there's a will there's a way so they'll probably still see the sa e shit
>bit of harmless fun on holidays>noooooooooooooooo you cant do coke thats bad!!!!!! *strips vice captaincy*>drink driving risking lives>LE BEST EVER CAPTAIN LUKE HODGE XD!!!!
Is the war even still going, who’s winning?
>>153819310which one, there's like 3 ongoing wars now
>>153819314which one do you think, cunthead
>>153819329haven't been updated on the ongoing war between afghanistan and pakistan
>>153819329
havent heard nrlsperg bang on about that reality tv show kayo rivalsso im guessing afl is winning
>>153819343that's because he doesn't exist
Watching first crack with kingy, Joey and dicko
Can't help but feel the AFL is on its way out
>>153819363>Just had a record year in every quantifiable metric>'its on its way out'
not him but i find myself simply unable to watch a neutral game these days
>>153819363Yeah the product just isn't what it used to be turning into basketball.
>>153819363the bread is stale and the circus is boring
>>153819363F1 fans say this every season
PSG vs Chelsea tomorrow morning
>>153819450I know Chelsea is a suburb nearby but never heard of PSG 'round these parts
One Piece season 2 live action.Let's Go!
>>153819466>aflfag sounding like a red neck retard yeahaw cowboy seppoeeyep
>>153819481applied for love on the spectrum yet mate
>>153819526anime sitedeal with it
not an anime site, but it has anime on it
>>153819524must be a coles special, two spuds for the price of one
>>153819524really is an uncanny looking bloke
>>153819481The real crime is they pandered to normies to get them on boardstick to facebook cunts
>>153819564>facebook cuntsfor me it's myspace pussies iykwim haha
my brother had a bebo account
Don't want to know what that is.
i once fingered hex in a livejournal nightclub iykwim haha
>>153819589meant habbo account iykwim haha
>>153819677you mean he bobba his bobba to habbo lady feet iykwim haha
I had a neopets account
>>153819883same
>>153819905The games were really fun
>>153819916yeah
>>153819389f1's new engines are so fucken gay that it might actually be true now
>>153819280welp, it just went down kek
>>153819121use your imagination retardimagine watching porn when you can invent the best porn in your own mind and goon to it whenever you want
iggs
cunt up spastics
carlton tonight
Good morning alf
>>153827812>"Last year Cape Town took out the top spot"seems legit
being a mother is the greatest superpower
there is no strength like a woman's strength
if you had the option to experience pregnancy and childbirth would you do it?
caro dropping trvkies on a wednesday night
>>153828046no but steven baby
the retard at work puts the toilet seat and lid down after he pissesevery time i go to the toilet after him to take a piss, i have lift the seat and lid upso fucking retardedi hate the cunt
>>153828215I always put it down too. Oh no you have to spend 0.5 seconds lifting a lid??? :'(
Another year of footy, another year of massive price increases for food and drink at the footy.
>>153828251why the fuck wouldn't you leave it up for the next person you rude cunt
i had a sex dream, the girl started off as a very hot young woman and by the end she had somehow morphed into a 70+ year old woman
>>153828277didn't they literally just announce another price freeze at Marvel?
>>153828277> Marvel Stadium will have the AFL competition's most affordable pies with Four’N Twenty Pies priced at just $4.70, regular hot chips at $4.90 and hot dogs at $6.00.>The cost of pies ($5) and hot dogs ($6:50) are cheaper than they were in 2016.
>>153828275
>>153828496crazy that everyone on that bottom row is dead or is going to die
There's a fuckin footy match on tonight!
All the home teams except dees this week thanks mate
fun fact: FRED have made the final 8 nine times. yet have only been in the top 8 highest scoring teams five times
>>153828364based jack torrance
bloosershawksdogsfredsydpiesnorf (they'll finally improve this year i swear)seyntscoasters
>>153828802solid 3/9 tips cockhead
>>153828560no but steven pass away
VFL got a TV deal I guesshttps://www.afl.com.au/news/1476113/expanded-vfl-broadcast-deal-announced
>>153829033I like this. Hopefully the ratings are actually good and we can get a national 2s competition. League needs one.
>>153828691Makes sense for any team that has had Ross Lyon at the helm. How many years did they make finals under Lyon?
>>153829033>I guesswhy would you write that? you sound like a coward in need of some confidence or were you unironically doing like the twitter slay queen 'idgaf i'm too cool to care' routine like what straffo used to do?
RichmondBombersBulldogsFredLionsCrowsNorthAints Gold cunts
What happens to Sydney's status as flag favourite if the depleted Lions beat them on their home deck?
hey guys, never watched AFL before, can anyone tell me how to do this?
>>153829271>Sydney>flag favouriteWho the FUCK thinks this?
>feel like an omelette but I have no mushrooms or cheeseWhat's even the point of anything?
>>153829289Betting markets have them in 3rd so one of the favourites.
>>153829186I'll correct myself it has actually been 6 times. But they made finals under Ross between 2012-2015 and only finished top 8 for scoring in 2014. They weren't top 8 for scoring both times they made finals, meaning FRED have been bottom 10 for scoring for 11 consecutive seasons.
When I was a kid I won one of these things in a box of ice cream
>>153829306spanish style my dude
>>153829414https://www.ausfoodnews.com.au/2009/01/15/ground-breaking-promotion-sees-mp3-player-replace-cornetto-ice-cream.htmlThis was the promotion, it was actually in a cornetto cone not a box of ice cream
>>153829033WAFL & SANFL are better
>>153829306I've got a mushroom with cheese on it right here for you mate*unzips dick*
>>153829608*gives you a blowjob*
>>153829608got any caramelised onions? that would be hot stuff iykwim haha
>>153829759Sure thing bud*shits on your chest*
anyone remember getting this game with their auskick pack like 20+ year ago?
>>153829905YES haven't thought about this for 20 years
i won the best bouncer trophy at auskick in 2004
>The monthly supply charge costs more than the amount I paid for the electricity I used
Tired of living in a world controlled by demonic entities
>>153830299based gaz
>>153828275>>153828496Stealing these
*be's stepping into the multi workshop*
*bangs hammer*
"Searching for posts with the username ‘dumb tradie’ and from ‘Australia’. 394 results found."This will never be funny or original https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/username/dumb%20tradie/country/AU/
>>153829289the fairweathers who blew in after they beat a worthless carlton side lol
government steals half my chocolate milk money then taxes me on chocolate milk
these testicles
micknonce when the hrt is on special
Fucking love driving 20 km below the speed limit in front of worthless dumb cunt tradies
feels like bondi broke albo and now he just does whatever the israel lobby tells him
>>153827363How dare he.
>>153828282i argue absolute equality: put both the lid and seat down for everyone regardless of circumstance. it's more sanitary too.
>>153827668right after herzog's visit to asio
>Mates who barrack for Carlton are telling me I'm a retard for only having the Tigers to win by 4 in my tipping compComplete demoralisation is already complete.
>>153827363>starts damaging rumours about players and talks shit about them openly for clicks>if anyone criticises her she immediately plays the gender cardcowardly grub of a woman who shouldn't be anywhere near footy media
>>153832321Why are they such mental midgets?
>>153832326she's right about sniff though, he's a fraud flog and shit person
>>153829279>to an amend an existing Will>me calling up Lisa explaining for hours about how I would like to change Will Hoskin-Elliott's hair colour and style
>>153832346>To Nick Daicos, I leave... my bag of McCain's crinkle cut chips in the freezerkek
Real footy on tonight. I'm hype.
>>153829905yep played the SHIT out of that
>tfw had to work 7 hours today
>>153828348kate massey is sexy as fuck
>>153828364you lived out your whole life with her in your dream
>>153832498Very beautiful feet
>>153832284>why fuck over nobody when you can fuck over everyone
>>153832539>nobodyneed to do one or their other at the toilet, under your model it's a coin flip whether you "fuck" someone over. fuck over a pisser by having the seat/lid down, fuck over the shitter by leaving the seat/lid up. in the interests of absolute equality and hygiene, the most pragmatic solution is to always put the seat and lid down after use.
>>153832550shitters need to kill themselvesi'm at a workplace with only men and therefore the seat and lid should always be left up under no circumstances should the lid be left down as it disadvantages everyone
>>153832572>no one should ever shiti see a flaw in your position
>>153832577they can shit but they shouldn't be treated as equals to those who only piss at work
>>153832572>i'm at a workplace with only menkek faggot
>>153832591why not?
>>153832601because they're disgusting and genetically inferior
>>153832611how so?
standing to pee is pozzed>i neeed to stand and stress my hamstrings because of societys normscucked
>sexy leg's
>>153832621shit is disgusting, that's pretty self explanatoryand if you can't go 8 hours without having to spray shit out of your arse because you have ibs or crohns or lactose intolerance or some other piss weak GI issue then you are genetically inferior
>>153832628you should probably go see a physio if standing up "stresses" your hammies
>>153832667piss is disgusting, that's pretty self explanatoryand if you can't go 8 hours without having to spray piss out of your dick because you have weak bladder or weak pelvic floor muscles or diabetes or some other piss weak tract issue then you are genetically inferior
>>153832669t. stands up to pee
>>153832678poor effort
>>153832687your argument is weak an inherently subjective. i let you shift the goalposts and you still couldn't defend your view, even when i gave you the high ground. it's over.
>>153832696how is piss more disgusting than shit?
>the """""traditional""""" season opener is the 6th match of the season and not even the 1st in melbournehow long are they going to continue with this objectively SHITHOUSE matchup between two DOGFUCK bad clubs in the second week?
neither are as disgusting as the everyday actions of israelis
>>153832722small cock
when do we get squads? in 1.5hrs yeah? idk what it is with daylight savings i don't live in AEDT
>>153832705pretty much everyone is against it, i'd think it only lasts 1 more year, but then again it's afl house and we all know how retarded they are so anyone's guess
>only 3 more weeks of daylight savingsi don't suffer from depression because i'm not a fag and i don't even believe it's real but it's just not the same when it gets dark at 6
>>153832767T H I S>you will have less sunlight and you will be happy goy
>West Coast vs Saints>Essendon vs Port>Cwood vs Foots> Melbourne vs West coast>Dogs vs essendon>Coburg vs southport>North vs Richmond>port melb vs coll
crisp daylight savings is goated, wish it was up here in qld desu. love it when the sun is still up at 8pm.
>>153832508why didn't i age then
>>153832793you are dead
>>153832793you did, just didn't realise it. nobody notices that they age, they still think they are the same indestructible bloke they were when they were 17
I've had to whip out a jumper for the first time this year.
tassiebros...
>>153813327>Collingwood late night SaturdayGonna be another 4am finish for me
>>153832995it was always going to take ages, it'll probably be even longer
Tassie are going to bankrupt themselves with that stupid stadium. I hope that spending the next 4 generations paying off debt is worth it for finally getting their afl franchise
>>153832995>Supposed to be ready for the 2029 season>Now the best case scenario is 2031lol should've seen it coming. You can bet that will end up being 2032. We can't build anything in this country anymore. They'll want to break ground in QLD soon because you just know there will be delays with Brisbane Stadium.
>poorest state forking out more than a billion for 11 event days (7 afl and 4 based bash games) a yeartruly a heart over head decision
>>153833025>>153833034Annoying thing is while I don't personally care because I don't live there the fed govt will almost certainly have to prop them up at some point which means my tax dosh will go to their stupid decision.
remember when cats customers said ollie henry was a 60 goal a year forward
why the fuck is Bharat Sundaresan doing afl shit now
>>153833066who's that? indian brenton sanderson?
>>153833025>>153832995>>153833020>>153833025>>153833029>>153833034>>153833038Why don't they just redevelop the existing Hobart stadium?
>>153833071that indian fella who does all the cric media for some reason
Hey im watching first crack preview whats this champion data fuckhead doing on the show?
>Carlton has lost seven of its last eight Thursday matches.We couldn't tip Tigs... could we?
hate champion data, bunch of smug cuntstheir stats are good but not when they talk about how x random player is actually le best in the competition
>>153832701not saying it is and that's missing the point. the question is whether the lid should go down between uses and the pragmatic answer is 'yes'.
>>153833075because the afl doesn't want them and said new, indoor stadium or kick rocks as a fuck off price for a team. they didn't expect the tassies to actually go through with it
pretty funny how the first thing kenny did as a pundit is shit on sicily's game
>>153833162crispsicily is a gutless whinging dog cunt, i don't even mind hawthorn but he is a fuckwit and shouldn't be captain
>>153833034>11 event days for 50 years>Gather round for 3-5 yearsWonder how much just those generate for the economy?
footy on in just 95mins sheeit son
>>153833162
https://vocaroo.com/1cPhAlGqOJkt
>>153833199Checked. I love this picture.
Pundit more like pungent
I don't know what the FUCK to do with my supercoach team
>>153832722fake
HEAVE HO UNNA
>>153833270classic fred cazzie fuckwit
I think that there is much merit in the Nordic Model.
The Senegalese model
When the FUCK are teams announced???
>>153833250I feel the same. Did people go GNR or MPM this year?
>>153833280importing browns to root our women? we already have that
>>15383329910 minutes ago.
Not happy with you blokes
sex gifs
really hungry lads
>>153833334Same but I'll be eating dinner with the game so not far away.
fucking new that butters was a poof that got bullied in high school
>>153833250
remember this game last year when the richmond players penis popped out of his shorts and we all saw itthat would be disgusting if it happened again hahaha
imagine an 18yo aflw debutant's pretty pink pussy popped out during a game
>>153833338>best player by a country mile in whatever team he played at>getting bulliedI doubt that
>>153833250Strangest year in a while. ALL of Macdonalds, Rachele and Murphy listed in the FWD line on the line-ups? Fuck that. Just going to wipe that spot for a rookie and bring in LDU because yolo this scam of a squad
>>153833347build a statue
>>153833347slit your throat micknonce paedo faggot
>>153833250>>153833341you cunts really stress out every year about finishing rank 30k lol
>>153833362yeah lol
Who is your go to pre-match radio commentary for background noise?
i view women as sex objects
>>153833361absolutely nothing about this is paedophilic in any way you FUCKHEAD
>>153833341Lmaooo>>153833362Its about winning the /afl/ comp
i dont do SC or fantasy purely because i already stress about my footy team enough i dont want to worry about everyone elses and their injuries too
>>153833362I finish in the top 1000 a fair bit.
the dudes angry posting cant control their emotions like women
>>153833299https://www.afl.com.au/news/1476137/teams-big-boost-for-geelong-cats-key-fremantle-dockers-in-star-giant-finn-callaghan-named
>>153833373wow what a footballing achievement
>>153833380it is and I'm very proud of it thanks champ
>>153833374cunt off spacker
Whats the highest level you all played at lads?
>>153832722tiny dick
i love girls so much
cunt off coomer spastic
>>153833386I took on the dangerous role of climbing the fence and running across the road to fetch the ball before the teachers on yard duty would catch me
>>153833386ill be playing bottom tier seniors does that count
>>153833386Senior Div 2 EDFL
>>153833396sovl
I don't like footy anymore
tipped all the favourites lads
>>153833386i trained with gippsland power u15 but was cut early because i was the most unfit kid there. which is a shame because i actually have pretty good aerobic fitness but i was lazy and had a shit diet as a kid
played with a few seniors bottoms myslef iykwim haha
>>153833392based. always a perilous job. detention a guarantee if you got caught
>>153833405But... Big Terry watches it
>>153833405why do you watch it then?
>>153833386year 7 sapsasa carnival
>>153833380>You guys suck at SC>Actually I'm pretty good>Wow, what a loserThere's just no winning with supremely negative people.
A big reminder to all players to try and not say the word "FAGGOT"
>>153833386colts
>>153833409Sometimes the old teacher would appreciate it tbqh, can't have them breaking their back for us footo nerds
>>153833421Whatever you say, faggot.
what's so offensive about a bundle of sticks mate?hehehehehe
>>153833418just banter mate bit of a backhanded complement if you look really deep
might obsess over a certain player all season and imagine him in a bunch of different homosexual scenarios lads
do you guys really look like this?
we made it to round one 2026 bros...
>>153833440yeah but my tits aren't that nice
>>153833440I'm literally in that photo.
imagine having sex with a hot girl with big boobs
>>153833386never played footy and only became interested in watching as an adult
>>153833421what if i was talking to my opponent about a movie i watched last night (the hangover) and was quoting the part where he said paging dr FAGGOT
Pegging feels great from our perspective. Major prostate stimulation. But my girlfriend started treating me differently after she pegged me. It's like, she took over the male role in our relationship which ultimately ruined our relationship. Kind of sad, actually.
>>153833482Hey stranger! You shared something intimate with the world and that's awesome. The rest of this comment has absolutely nothing to do with pegging or pleasure, and is not meant to make you feel bad."The male role" statement is a lot to unpack. If you mean the dominant role, say that. I suggest you do some work unpacking what changed and how gender roles are important to you.
>>153833482is this a straff
>>153833489>imploding he could get a gf
ANTI KAYO CHADS ARE WE HOLDING STRONG!!?
>>153833489>straffo with a gfthink about for a second
>>153833491enjoying my channel 7 coverage which is LIVE and FREE
>chilly night>grey sky>footys onHoly shit I’m comfy
WE'LL KEEP OUR ENDS UP
THE SEASON STARTS NOW
Is Micheal Voss a bad coach or just unlucky
https://x.com/tszoee
>>153833489would need a heavy duty strap on for the big man
traditional rivals
imagine taking a hanger over straff. would he even notice?
>>153833512>Confirm age in X mobile appWTFFF
I’m thankful you’re here & I hope we continue clinging to the joy of this world, together. MUCH LOVE
>>153833440I've just realised that that isn't measuring tape around her navel, but the top of her jeans
howie looking old
I miss when wojak was the feels dude and not some smug chud, what happened to bro
time to handover to the afl fans enjoy lads, have a good weekendneetgods and hardliners, I'll see you monday for some shitposting, /pol/posting and schizoposting
Neck on the woman tossing the coin.
If I went to a music festival where all the girls were showing there boobs and butts I would just stare
>lewis young on lynchlynch to kick 10 kek
>>153833557this but feet
Do we still say bounce down?
Go pies
half full stadium for round 1 footy is dead
lalor is a big unit
Is the roof closed?
>mckayJUST
jagga smith finna get 40
>>153833575Just goaled champ
its actually unbelievable mckay ever won a coleman
>GoalBULLSHIT.Over the line.
>no goal reviewSurprising, hopefully goal umps have been told to pull back
>>153833567this match already had little value when it was the season opener. now it means absolutely nothing
>>153833584>>153833585the only thing to review is who kicked it
keep thinking it's friday
Who wants to play RC this year?
>>153833590Last year they reviewed almost everything
>>153833590Thought it was touched initially by a Richmond, but it's also possible that the Carlton guy kicked it on the line which makes it a rushed behind.
fuck i hate this umpire, this headband cunt, never lets the game run, always recognise him because of that, sick of him
>>153833581no he didnt CHAMP
>>153833595
richmonds 2026 list poster you in mate?
>Sydney scored 75 points against Carlton last weekKek. They're going to take that out on Carlton and go for the record.
>richmonds 2026 list
>>>/int/219901135
If it was after the kick, shouldn't it be down field?
Horrible dive
>>153833628If it goes through for a point, the ball goes back to where the ball was kicked and the player is asked if they want to kick again or take the behind
>>153833628umps don't know the rules
its raining goals the mcg!
carlton will lead at half time then run out of gas and get beaten by richmond kek
i hope someone screenshotted those sexy girls
Carlton sluts
Another dive
bro thought he was playing lawn bowls
>>153833635>and the player is asked if they want to kick again or take the behindno they're not, they ask the defender.
why the fuck are kayo allowed to jew you AND run banner ads during games
>>153833654based ty zantuck iykwim haha
>might go on some poof cunt forum and sperg out about another countries names
>>153833661classic
plain jane gf 2026
>>153833658vipbox lc
chuds be like>love me cpaitaIaism stfu commie poof :@also chuds:>nnoooo my petty wetty and kayo prrices chaNGED :<
>>153833671
if someone has made more posts in /afl/ than me i would be extremely surprised
Chubby gf with a heart of gold who enjoys giving head gf 2026
>>153833682>who enjoys giving headDoes she really or is she just compensating because she's a porker?
tunneling
i want a gf thats obsessed with anal sex
dude look at this richmond LIST*weeze*
>yeah bro i found this really sick stream is 480p and only 3 minutes delayed!>f-fuck kayo!
>>153833697meant anal sex on my bussy btw
>>153833679that is a siren. many souls have been lost to her waters
>>153833703i'd take it at this point desu
>>153833697You start to miss vaginal sex
>>153833700its 720p and the delay is minimal. it doesn't stutter either
well this game was a dud as expectedcant wait for a big friday night game tomorrow!>essendon
>>153833723ZAC MERRET V HAWTHORNOH BOY OH BOY
these zoomer bathroom stall graffiti tattoos are disgusting, they're even uglier than the dane swan full body tats
>>153833732your face is disgusting
>>153833728Will bombres fans boo Merret???
>>153833723Don't worry anon, there are 4 great games on this week. They're... all on Saturday.Free to air chuds will have to make do with watching Suns vs Eagles. 200+ point thrashing.
>>153833678
>>153833678chuds are natsoc champ
>>153833742I hope the hawks fans do and that essendon fans get blamed for it
>>153833723hawks vs dons is kino because there will be a biffo
Jagga > Nicky D.
>>153833756Smart move, sew a little dissentry among the ranks
Which one of you bad bitches is baking?
>Walsh cut under his eye, benchAND SO IT BEGINSJUST JUST JUST JUST JUST
>>153833754meant fatcuck
>>153833764threadmaxxing
don't care enough about this game to make a new
>>153833771
i swear players have gotten way worse at snap set shots from the boundary compared to 5-10 years ago
would it be bad if i got a cheeky maccas even tho ive already had dinner and dessert…
>>153833347>debutantdebutante*
why did carlton not drop lewis young they can't not have someone better
50m is way to big of a penalty for the things it’s paid for these days
>>153833743SA chads still get saturday Pies v Crows free
we're threadmaxxing
>>153833801Yeah go back to the old 15 meter penalty or whatever it was
>>153833794>debutantedebuter*
every game is free to airhttps://www.vipbox.lc/afl/carlton-blues-vs-richmond-tigers-1-live
Started making a round 1 thread then gave up too much work leave it up to graphicsNERD
>>153833801yep, umps are being way hotter on it this season which i hatenot to mention they get it wrong all the time as well
over/under 1 quarter for dwayne to use 'moves like jagga' when he commentates a carlton game
'mick jagger
>>153833801Then don't do those things.>>153833807Get prepared for professional infringements every possession.
canberra deserves a team
>>153833827CFO
tom lynch is such a flog
I surmise Richmond has figured Carlton out.
FTA chads make the paypigs seethe kek
>>153833841take it big footy champ
tom lynch must be so frustrating for richmond customers
>>153833827Fuck off with any more eastern expansion. 3rd WA team next.
>>153833817cheers reported to kayoexpect a code to pop up soon on screen and this one taken down
>>153833491I fucking hate Kayo. Having said that I'm watching the game on it because you just can't watch footy without it. Probably why they treat their customers like total goyim. They know there's no other reliable options and we'll keep slurping up the slop they serve us.
>>153833841Think this every time i see his flog face
new thread where
>>153833856completely agree but the afl will try to 'grow the game' in a place that'll get crowds of 5k rather than make guaranteed money and make travel more equitable
>>153833827Ive heard that Canberra used to be more of a footy town til the NRL put a team there.
prefer an NT team anyways. In the pressure cooker stadium in peak wet season serving full strength beer
>>153833856The problem with that is everyone in WA already supports a team. Who is left to support a new team? Why would a fred or iggs customer abandon their team to support a new one with which they have no connection?
lads
Lads, Harry just posted
>>153833877It would be a down south team. So the locals would go for that. It wouldn't be Perth based but yeah doesn't really make sense.
>>153833877a regional wa team could work, just needs the right brandingplus iggs are 'full' in terms of members and being shit means people are looking around as well/don't want to follow them
>>153833880>>153833881>>153833882
>>153833875There will likely never be an NT team. Just not commercially viable.
>>153833827latest polling shows that even union is more popular there
I like these Tiggs list desu. They'll be going places once they develop these kids.
>>153833894 you dont know shit about business you retarded tradie cunt
you'll bake
>>153833894It's more commercially viable than gws or gc.
boring arse game
Sick Goal but
>>153833904I know that a team in a city with a population barely half that of the Hobart, of which 10% is aboriginal, is going to struggle for commercial opportunity. >>153833916No it isn't.
#carltonspoon2026
thank god his dick didnt pop out this year celebratingthat would be so gross and no one would want to see that haha
>richmond slowly creeping back in itit's going to be the same as last year kek
umpires don't know the rules
I love last disposal rule.
Did Carlton get up to a 40 point lead before Richmond came back?
noah balta chimping out ummm isn't it past your curfew big fella?
>>153833969You mean last year?
>BaltaBack to jail
>16 in the 1st qtr>0 in the 2nd qtrjagga smith is a BUST
So violent
>>153833827Just move one of the pissant Melbourne teams there. Canberra Kangaroos has a nice ring to it.
i really don't get why young players do stupid shit like that when they KNOW it's going to be a suspension
tigers are fucking garbage
>>153833950>No it isn't.Yes it is it would pay for itself compared to gws and gold coast.
Making a new now
>>153833986and yet they're in this game. what does that make carlton??
Honestly? I forgot the footy was even on. Says heaps about the state of this sport, doesn't it?
>>153833995Says more about you, cunt
>>153833994DOUBLE GARBAGE XD
>>153833996>>153833995#REKT
B A K EAKE
this faull kid SUCKS
bad kicking is bad football
bros name is grill
>>153833995More that there's no hype due to opening round.Would've been a big build up if this was the season opener.
>>153819755>>153819755>>153819755TOOHEY'S NEW
Limp gimmick above
>>153834013that bloke looks a bit like ken
>>153834013I knew it was you in here bitching about how you don't care about the game.
LMAO
>Stutter step>SprayCRISP CRIPPS
>>153834025>>153834025>>153834025REAL NEW
this game is a big fat waste
>>153834027we're threadmaxxing you fucking big fucking spastic
