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NOW
Blues v Tigers

LATER
<---look
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i've seen enough, these two teams aren't making finals
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What about the later games?
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>>153833988
>Yes it is it would pay for itself compared to gws and gold coast.
How?
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Tigers will win this kek
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dinner
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>Geelong has a goal song for every player
most cringe shit in footy rn ngl
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tryhard OP New thread please
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>>153834031
Who’s gonna finish lower
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Ivan Yze not happy.
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Did the Silvangi kid get put in gaol after the guilty verdict?
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>>153834047
Gee it must take a long time to play them all iykwim haha
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>>153834046
crisp
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these teams are shithouse
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Lads, Carrol just posted
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>>153834052
richmond tigers
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>>153834057
Six years jail, eligible for parole in 3.
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>>153834046
*meant breakfast
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HEAVE HO UNNA
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>>153834063
One is in a rebuild. The other needs to start a new one.
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the 7 call team has no charisma
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You can tell carlton don't expect to get anywhere this year and that they're in no man's land. They can't rebuild and they can't attract decent talent. Just going to be a middling club for the rest of the decade before finally rebuilding near the end of the decade.
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dezi freeman
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Historically speaking Carlton should be home with that second quarter performance. Should be.
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>>153834087
>Listening to the television
Grim.
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>>153834087
Kayo teams not much better when your main man is Howie. Thank fuck I'm not the one paying for kayo
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viprow commentary is just as bad
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chip sandwiches for dinner
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>>153834087
i'd go one step further and say the 7 call team sucks
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ABC radio call team is grouse.
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>>153834087
fox is cte channel seven rejects trying to self insert themselves with their boring i remember when stories whenever they can
king is not pleasant on the ears or eyes and all of them seem to be dumb as fuck
Kath is the best of all them, f2a mogs
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>>153834118
Lingy is a prince
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7 should give Zach Tuohy a shot at calling games he's a fun guy
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>tfw boss making me work on a fucking friday
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going to a footy game is little different from going to a bbl game a this point
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>>153834129
Lingy was annoying as fuck he kept speaking for everyone saying shit like >we don't like that rule. Most of his takes I didn't agree with but he seemed to think everyone agreed with him. Also a shitty no talent tagger and ugly as fuck.
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drafted up another letter to send to the NSW gov since they haven't responded to the first one yet
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caught a few minutes of question time in a waiting room today and it is literally this
https://youtube.com/watch?v=uDn_1Xa2a_o
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>>153834113
Omelette and leftover fried chicken for me. I enjoyed it.
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>>153834151
lingy could get rack up plenty of possessions himself and kick goals as well as being a tagger, and even though he had an awkward style was pretty effective
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>>153834165
He only racked up possessions and got in good spots because he was following around good players who knew where to go to get the ball.
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garn bus lads
*waits at legal hsgf stop*
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>>153834151
HE'S A PRINCE I SAY AND I WILL CUT YOUR THROAT
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>>153834120
applied for an ostler apprenticeship yet mate
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Jamie is the premiership Cripps and they'll never take that away from me
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it was 30 nuggets for $10 at KFC yesterday and I didn't find out until 9:30 PM
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>>153834183
maybe its good you missed it ya fat cunt
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>>153834192
no but steven overweight iykwim haha
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Kek what
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Lads, Lachie just posted
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lads
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Lads, Lachie just posted
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>>153834118
its unmatched
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going to bed
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>>153834183
I like KFC but not a fan of their nuggs desu. Can't argue with 30 for $10 though.
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>>153834025
fucking main character poof, we're threadmaxxing this year
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Lads
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lachie just posted lads
he also kicked a ball and it hit the goalpost iykwim haha
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sheesh that kid is good what a ripper goal
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Ok lalor is elite
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i just wanna grlj for god's sake!
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Lads, Lachie just posted
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>First gamer just runs a bit more than is expected
>Goal 15 seconds later
Carlton is fucked
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if tigers come back and win this i will post my butthole on /afl/
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Game's gone past Hopper.
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Is Jack Riewoldt contractually obliged to bring up Dusty or does he just hope if he mentions him enough he'll text him back
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the gather round meetup we're all grabbing pizzas and beers at Cosmo's Pizza on Hindley St
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tom lynch is such a big dumb retard
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>>153834225
Carn Tiges!
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>>153834151
Lingy paid for my soapland tour/holiday with his Brownlow insights.
CHEERS, LINGY.

>>>/wsg/6108109
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Meet up at the brothel behind Clifton Hill mcdonalds
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Still not convinced Lalor is a good pick, but boy he's accruing points from these goals. Won't happen with better teams
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>>153834225
Based Chad Warner.
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Can feel a Tiggs win. Bloos' outside game is hopeless and they're already fading.
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Here we go
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>>153834246
nice lad. always rate lingy's football analysis on the cats podcast
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Lads, Rhyan almost posted
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>Carlton lose AGAIN after getting a big lead against Richmond in round 1 when clear favourites
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>>153834261
Who would you have taken over him?
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>>153834277
Budarick or even Poort's Marshall, that early run is juicy during the early byes
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>>153834278
FUCK CARLTON
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Richmond gf
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it's actually happening again
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SACK LYNCH
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KEK
What the fuck was that sequence.
Kino
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>>153834283
Ah, I thought you meant in the draft. Not SC.
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>Walsh tackles Tim
>Ump pays Tim
Kwab
>Tom fucks up
KWAB
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Holy fuck lynch is fucking braindead
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J E E T S
E
E
T
S
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any plans for the weekend?
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>>153834301
Not really
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>>153834301
watch the footy
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>Richmond marked in the goal square
>Overturned and a reversal at the 50 because your forward wanted to be a tough guy
He's on the last year of his contract, yeah?
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Exactly what I'm doing now.
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>>153834301
been saving up a nice semen load for a good prostate milking
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>>153834301
yeah mate alcemist friday, badbadnotgood saturday and shy fx sunday
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you lot are bloody cookers
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tom lynch is gonna go out like alastair lynch
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Lynch is a liability.
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>>153834308
based
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>>153834310
>badbadnotgood
What nice, I really liked their third album
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AFL? Anal Fisting League
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>>153834310
You perthfags are lucky with your dnb scene
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>>153834280
me on the right
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>>153834301
>Saturday night
Why are you here?
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>>153834310
>ShyFX
damn thats a blast from my teen past (20 years ago)
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>>153834113
crisp single father
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>>153834286
someone post it
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this faull kid is a good mark but jesus his kicking is shite
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>scene
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>>153834301
meth mostly
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>>153834301
Got a bucks show on Saturday
Should be good
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This would've been a pretty good season opener. Nice and close with the chance of the funniest thing happening (again).
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matt hill is such a shit commentator
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>>153834320
been really digging their newest, mid spiral, recently so I'll be stoked if they play old and new stuff
>>153834330
really are, I don't take it for granted
>>153834337
based original nuttah
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>>153834356
what don't you like in particular?
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holy shit tippa is back
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>Lynch just standing there with no intention to mark so someone knocks him over
Based retard
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What a tackle. Also maybe try and be a little subtle about your front on contact, ya dumb cunt, Zak.
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BIG. DUMB. IDIOT.
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Hi lads
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Lads, Tom just posted
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lads, tom just posted
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Lads, Tom Lynch just posted
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Lads, Tom just posted
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Lalor is absolutely hung with talent.
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>>153834364
doesn't know players names
has that 'racing' tone where he tries to rev things up every sentence
gets things wrong like hyping up marks/goals that are obviously going not going to happen to anyone who's watched any footy at all
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Tiges are winning this thing
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>>153834310
sounds gay
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>>153834386
that's not sam mitchell
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they’ll shit the bed by 60+ in the GF kek, hope this time you kill yourself
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>>153834386
How did you get my missos ankle tattoo on that sign?
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>>153834388
Not if anything to say about it, I have
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god just want to dress the misso up in lingerie and put her next to a black man
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>>153834402
heh
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>>153834310
>>153834310
all of this was last week
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Richmond are such such flogs
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richmond MUST drop lynch
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CRIPPA!!!
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>>153834403
Welcome, Big Strong American.
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67
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>>153834398
what are you talking about cunt
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>>153834411
They can't now with Faull missing next week.
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>>153834415
SIX SEVENN
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>>153834403
crisp, i love cuck porn but id never do it myself
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LYNCH TOM
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Multi needed two more goals from two blokes but won't happen, so cashed out with a $5 profit :)
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>>153834415
based scoreboard
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Fucking Lynch
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>Lynch 1.4
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>>153834423
>>
>1.4 and mark in the square turnover due to free
Fucking retard.
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You guys like cold bevvies?
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*plays with my clit* mmm cock
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>>153834438
only if they're cold
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>>153834441
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>>153834441
Fake
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The deaf kid on the Coles ad is cute. In a completely non-sexual way, you degenerate cunts.
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misso has been rather distant the last few weeks. asked her to wear a strap on once to see it swinging while we did vanilla penis in vagina and she's been giving the cold shoulder ever since.

any advice?
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>>153834441
fuck its so big. brutal blackpill
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crazy how many dicks are just flopping around out there
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N I G G E R S
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The spectre of Robert Walls is watching.
Demanding Carlton follow his lead and pack it in early.

Pea hearted and gutless cowards. Only problem is that Richmond is a genuine bottom 2 side and that's the only thing keeping them in it.
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>should of
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cocks are disgsuting
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ON MY WAY ON MY WAY ON MY WAY
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carlton are not a serious football team
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>>153834475
are women really so vain they fuck around doing all this menial shit when they have already told their friends they are on their way to have a drink?
fuckin hate them
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>Short marks it
>"And it falls short... to same!"
Didn't like this one from Hillo
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>>153834475
That onesie turned me on
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Carlton's last flag was in the same year I was born
They've been shit for as long as I have lol
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wonder how depressed hayward and florent are rn
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tigers clearly the better team but they probably still lose
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>>153834491
why is she filling up a drinks bucket if she's about to head over to a mate's house?
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fuck im starving fina chuck a chicken kyiv in the air fryer
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connoisseur cookies & cream time
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>>153834475
Sexy body but what is she doing? Why dunk one arm in all that ice?
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big goal
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>>153834514
Delicious
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LOOM
>>
67
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they should call him jayden long
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i've been saying all night carlton will lose this kek
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Long from Short is good
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bloos are gonna lose to richmond AGAIN
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does justin martin still play
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IM A BLOOSER BABY
SO WHY DONT YOU KILL ME
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wouldn't have been able to kick it if they manned the mark. dumb bloosers
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>Coles goal
great
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Carlton didn't get a big enough lead by half time.
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>carlton's 2026 list
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crying carlton kid.webm
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>>153834543
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Lynch coming up for his 5th behind
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loom?
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i enjoyed hamish calling him steely dan by mistake earlier
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footy is faggy
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>>153834543
Grim. Real grim.
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>Crisp
>Lynch
Game over either way if one of them could kick straight.
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tom lunch
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>Didn't field Grjll
JUST JUST JUST JUST JUST
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>1.6
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>tim lunch
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Jesus Christ. Lynch's kicking.
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grimmest game i've seen all year
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1.6
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based blues glasses girl
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>>153834573
Don't bring Him into this
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grlj should buy a vowel
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Gets boot to ball
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>>153834582
Get him down off the cross and nail Lynch to it ffs.
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What do the Carlton football club stand for?
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>>153834569
I swapped him for Bruhn last minute.
JUST JUST JUST JUST JUST
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>>153834584
corr
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>>153834584
BOOBA
S
E
X
O
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>fly for mark of the year
>collapse miserably
>give away the free
>injure your knee
massive aura loss
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nankervis is cooked af needs to retire desu
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>>153834584
CODE?
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what do they feed carlton at half time? hsps? why do they slow up and go to shit
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>>153834590
Mediocrity.
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>>153834183
The ads got to him
>>153834535
Underrated comment
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>>153834604
hard disagree, lynch is fucked though
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>>153834441
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>>153834603
>fly for mark of the year
>mistime it by like 5 seconds
>give away the free
the mabior chol strategy
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LYNCH
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>>153834613
kek what a corka little horse fucker
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>Richmond does something in their forward line
>Instant camera cut to Voss
kek
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>Lynch will kick another 6 behind sot win the game
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Poor old Vossy looks distraught.
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>1.7
>>
1.7 KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK
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Lynch has got a brazil
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lol
lmao even
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>lynch
>>
He's almost at legal age
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Since half time:
>3.10
>0.5
Quality game, this.
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richmond have slready eon the moral victory
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Oh my.fucking god cunt
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>>153834613
Did she get turned on?

Also do blues suck?
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if he kicked 7.1 you wouldn't be making fun of hi,
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As a non-victorian, which radio station do I tune into to listen to carlton fans seethe once they lose???
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>>153834642
SEN 1116
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>>153834639
So true
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>>153834642
SEN
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>>153834639
No shit.
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>>153834613
Is this what the British curling team does in the offseason?
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what's the number to call into SEN?
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This tells me either the Bitchmond delivery is elite (but their FWDs aren't), or Carltank's squad is a crock of shit (indubitably)
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CAMON VOSSY MAKE SOME GAME WINNING MAGNET MOVES
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who is more washed cripps or lynch?
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Carlton suffer from the second half blues it seems
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>>153834639
trvke
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Where can I find a depressed carlton wog gf?
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is we looming?
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lads, chesser just posted (i think)
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JAKE THE PUSH UP KING
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>>153834662
lygon st
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>>153834662
Carlton
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>>153834663
>5 scoring shots
Not a chance.
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Lynch is standing up and saying come with me boys we're going to the promised land
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Carlton will go goalless in the 2nd half
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That kick from Faull just made me vomit all over myself.
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>>153834671
kekked
>>
WEEYUMS
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/afl/ is trump country
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>>153834675
kys
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>>153834681
based
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>Tonight's attendance is 74,313
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>>153834687
Is AFL dying?
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>>153834687
Attendance up because Kayo prices soared, imagine
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>Only going to just hang on against the rebuilding team full of kids by virtue of Tom Lynch kicking 7 behinds
Absolutely nothing team.
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>>153834687
Saint Kilda got more last week.
Carlton and Richmond confirmed minnow clubs.
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>>153834672
pick 1?
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>8.16
Bad kicking = bad football
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>>153834698
two bad teams
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The teams should use the pregnant man emoji
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carlton deserve to lose this, it's sad that they won't
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>Lynch
KWABKWABKWAB
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i call it aussie rules and you can't stop me
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>>153834703
kek
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LYNCH CAN'T MISS THIS
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Doesn't count, still a KWAB game
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trying to decide what would be funnier, if he kicked that or missed
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i call it aerial ping pong and you can't stop me
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LYNCH MY GOAT
>>
FINALLY
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God I hope that retard kicks an after the siren goal now
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i call it marngrook and you can't stop me
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Feels like carlton have been just hanging on for a whole half. How are they so shit?
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WEAK AS PISS YOU CUNT UMPIRE
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>Time in front: 0:00
Uh, after the siren kino?
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>>153834690
but this is a ch7 game
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>WHY DO RICHMOND HAVE A SPARE
>ball immediately goes to the spare and tigers rebound
based dumb cunt kingy getting exposed in real time
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WE ARE THE NAVY BLUES
AND RESPECTED BY OUR FOES
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What a fucking rubbish option from Armstrong. Dumb retard.
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we were robbed of after the siren kino
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>>153834734
Isn't that asking why Blues are letting them have a spare?
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both these teams suck
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based carlton winning their grand final
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>>153834744
Basically
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imagine almost losing to richmond and a tim lunch that kicked 2.7
fucking hell lmao
you couldn't even be happy after that surely
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Was that Travis Boak in the Carlton staff?
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uhhh carltonbros? did we just keep our ends up?
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>>153834743
No he thought Richmond should be focused on offense
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Feels a lot more like Tiggs lost it than Carlton won it. Bloos spent an entire fucking half hanging on and if Lynch hadn't kicked so poorly they'd have lost by at least 3 goals.
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These two teams are a bit BEHIND the rest
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What's the three word analysis for these two teams?
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Bring on the Zac Merritt cup aka Bombers v Hawks tomorrow night
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Carlton won their grand final.
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>walsh chose to give his whole career to this joke of a club
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Revenge is sweet, suck shit Richmond faggots
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>>153834743
nah he wanted richmond to man up the carlton spare
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Cute spastic richmond gf
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WE ARE THE GRAVY POOS
WE ARE THE COLD SHART GRAVY POOS
WE'RE THE TEAM THAT ALWAYS LETS YOU DOWN
EVEN OUR WOGBALL CLUB DREW MORE CROWDS
WE ARE THE SPOONERS
OUR FANS ARE DOOMERS
WE'RE RUN BY BOOMERS
AND THEY WILL KNOW THEIR TIME IS WASTED
AGAINST THE GAMELESS COLD SHART POOS
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>>153834751
Yes
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>>153834751
He’s the teams mental health and wellbeing expert
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A win's a win. If Carlton keep having games like that (and winning) it'll be a fun season to be a blues fan.
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>>153834757
Two goals seven.
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>>153834757
Can't kick straight.
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>>153834762
you literally only beat the 2nd worst team in the comp because they broke records for awful kicking kek
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jaggabrethren.... that hairline.............
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>>153834774
won't get to play richmond every week unfortunately
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>*turns off tv and shuts the thread*
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>>153834757
>Bloos
Premature preseason pretenders
>Tigs
No lunch, Lynch
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>>153834772
He'll be looking to unionise soon with that workload
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my swans will fart all over richmond
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>Photographer taking pictures of the back of Voss' pants
Pooey undies?
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anyone else looking forward to the cold weather
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>>153834843
Yep. Cold nights watching the footy with a roast dinner. Looking forward to it.
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Genius coaching masterstroke by Voss.
He knew Lynch wouldn't damage them on the scoreboard, that why he didn't actually put a key defender on him until after he kicked his second goal.
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>Carlton won by 5
>If the goal umpire called a goal review on McKay's first """"goal"""" it would've been ruled as touched. 1 point instead of 6
Would've meant a draw.
We were robbed.
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>>153834843
very much
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>J. Smith 114 sc points
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>>153834843
yep been a pretty mild summer here to be fair but i love the cold so shall be looking forward to that
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>>153834870
wow what a get!
only you and 99% of players have him
>>
I will go to Australia and play Aussie rules at least once.
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>>153834870
They showed a highlights package of him tonight, virtually everything was a turnover.

Hyping him up to be a new Nick Daicos is just incredibly cruel.
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>>153834859
That would've meant a one point win to Richmond.
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>>153834878
this is trump country
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Did you guys take the Grill or fade him?
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>>153834882
+6 for the goal
-1 for the removed behind
= +5 score
Carlton won by 5 points.
It would have been a draw.
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>>153834881
If everything was a turnover then he wouldn't have got over 100 points you fucking MAGGOT
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>Carlton won by 5 points.
Should we tell him?
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>>153834877
what's your problem cunt
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>>153834892
What? Why not just subtract 5 points from the score? 75 becomes 70. Tigers win with 71.
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>>153834901
fair play i will try to be better
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>>153834892
Carlton won by 4 points so this simply isn't true.
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the thing is someone did review the goal silently
because it was initially given to ainsworth
i had a bet on him for first goal and it got paid
then the jews took it back and it was awarded to mckay
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how goods round one the first round of football
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>>153834924
Dont get it twisted
Do not gamble
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>>153834900
All of Lynch's points blur together desu
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fucking dumb cunt fuck cant even do maths
but further to that the ball was nowhere ever near touched
fucking idiot
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carlton won that pretty easily in the end
shows how good aydnsy are
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lynch scored the highest total score of anyone on the ground
not sure whats so funny
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cant wait to see that spastic asian swans fan seethe when my bane win on sat night
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iggs
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>>153834955
Grim if true
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>>153834960
bustwatch
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>richmond's 2026 list
>carlton
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wouldn't mind my penis in left
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iggs
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Did Harley Reid miss out on securing a big Victorian bag? Seems all the hype has died down for him now.
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>>153834993
She looks about 9 you sick fuck.
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It will be hard to avoid getting pinged on a hair drug test right?
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Friendly reminder Bombers haven’t won a final since Jen Hawkins skirt fell down on stage.
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>>153835024
>Having hair
Rookie mistake.
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>>153835031
corrrr perfect arse
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>>153835024
not if you bleach
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The return of JHawksperg? I thought you died bro
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>>153835031
Full body wax shave your head the Ben Cousins special.
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>>153835054
Even... your anus?
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>>153835054
Wrong comment you replied to haha
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>>153835074
ESPECIALLY your anus.
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>>153834993
So true
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>>153835084
Aw jeeze
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>>153835078
haha
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Just realised it's Friday the 13th.
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>>153835406
giwtwm
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Carton, The Finalists.
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Second half scores:
>bloos 1.6
>tiggs 4.11
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>>153835522
Extremely concerning stuff unironically.
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>>153835522
DEEPLY concerning.
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Richmond fan died at the game. Lynch really let him down.
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>>153837855
kek so true
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>>153834897
every nicky d pass is a turnover unless its a handball under zero pressure but he still gets a lot of points
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>>153834843
Yes and no, cold days and nights will be crisp, cold mornings can get fucked.
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>tfw sleeping till 2am to watch me bombies
I feel optimistic. Hawks have so much more to lose.
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Good morning alf
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jam boys out
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/afl/ wake up, new sliding doors just dropped
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>>153834025
Richmond got fucked up. Just saw the highlights.
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hawks haven't had a good pre-season and looked okay at points but not good enough to beat an injury-riddled gws, really don't know who to tip here but i don't trust the bombers to be able to capitalise on the hok shitting the bed recently. think hawks by 11. dons could certainly upset and they do have some decent players and arguably a better midfield.
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why do americans think we're impressed when they come in here and add the most banal commentary i've ever heard that's not even accurate to anyone who watched the game last night? just fuck off seppo dickhead.
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richmond played well, good team this year
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i can't believe this was the cunt who bullied me for 10 years on bigfooty
from now on, i'm going to assume that anyone who has anything bad to say about me is an obese virgin
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gma
out in the bush sipping on a coffee watching the gum trees shine in the morning sun near the river

>>153839305
hawks should win on paper
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>Tredrea dumped from 5AA's radio football coverage
cooker retards just keep on losing
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I answer to the name Warren Tredrea of South Australia, a private man, my yes be yes, my no be no.
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>>153839529
o7
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sovcits are based and retarded and cringe all at the same time
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>>153839443
crisp dosn chad
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>TIGERS SUCK SO BAD IT KILLED A GUY
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>>153839807
tom lynch has blood on his hands
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>>153839807
>The death is not being treated as suspicious
Everyone knew this would happen
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>>153839807
RIP
Unironically would have had an aneurysm from Tim Lunch for that to happen.
Mario from Doncaster has slid down the yellow and black power rankings after this
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Michael Voss is a retard
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>>153835499
Why?
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>>153835522
>40% goal accuracy would've been enough to win
>Couldn't even manage that
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why do normie blokes with tattoos and anger issues always bang on about how 'loyal' they are and how important family is to them?
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>>153840405
Because it's all they have in a world so fraught with terror and suffering as this, where even their own minds betray them.
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the boys?
if you cross my mates, then you cross me
then we've got an issue

my family?
they're so important to me and i owe them everything
they've made me the man i am today and i'd be nothing without them

the missus?
she's my world, my rock
she keeps me grounded and she's shown me what love truly is
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>>153840614
this but
>the multi
>the alfas
>the hsgf
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>North have been given better odds to beat Port than Lions have to beat Swans
Lions tempting desu.
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those blues fucking stink
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Carlton did a lot of handballing last night and stuck with the tactic until the end of the game. It never looked good though.
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uh rip?
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>>153840971
handballing seems to be out bigly, everything is about elite kicking now
>>153835406
yeah we had one last month too
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>>153841085
pfizer or moderna?
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>Dylan Moore was allegedly found with a small bag filled with a crystalline substance and a rolled $100 bill in his pocket when searched by Scottsdale Police
hmmmmm
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>>153839807
>>153841085
honestly i'm surprised this doesn't happen more often
old/unfit people worked into a rage, screaming yelling etc, in a crowd of 80k i would expect it to happen more
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>>153841122
mdma not meth you dolt
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>>153841103
Neither because the cause of death is unknown
>someone dies
>IT WAS LE VAX XD
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>someone dies
>IT WAS LE COVID XD
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>>153841221
nice weird spergout
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>>153834042
feel silly billy?
>>153841221
noone snorts meth. probably coke. scottsdale is an affluent city though, big party scene so might've been m but who knows.
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Fast food friday
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coke isnt crystaline
god you cunts are dumb
he probably finished the bag and moved onto the md
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Dadza running out of breath moving from the living room to the kitchen...
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>>153841225
it was a heart attack but don't let the woke msm fool you those never happened before the vax, just trust the paedo nonce blow-in tranny mickhead
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where can you buy vapes now
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>>153841407
springvale
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>>153841309
police report would've said crystalline substance. if it'd said powdered substance, maybe but crystalline = meth or mdma. scottsdale is affluent so likely mdmda
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Anywho
Fuck drugs, fuck druggies, fuck smokers, fuck vapelarpers, fuck cowards, and fuck deadbeats
Get a grip on life you utter SPASTICS. Frampton is less of a SPASTIC than you.
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>>153841547
frampton is everything you mentioned thoughbeitever
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>>153841547
If you consume any form of caffeine (coffee/chocolate) you're consuming a psychoactive drug for recreational purposes
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Crazy how vapes ae illegal but cigarettes arent
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>>153841101
Speed and/or elite kicking. Carlton have neither. Their strengths are still tied to a clearance game and when they can keep it contested they can still stay competitive but as soon as soon as the game starts opening up, which it inevitably does as the game progresses and even more so with the new rules, they just can't move the ball effectively or stop their opposition from moving it. Their list needs a reboot at minimum and possibly a rebuild. Game has changed and they've been left behind.
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>>153841309
nobody was even trying to guess what it was
you wanted to show us all how cool you are with drug knowledge but didn't know how to go about it so you created an imaginary argument
you're a fucking spastic
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>>153841622
Vapes are illegal here? I don't even smoke but fuck me we are a nanny state.
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>>153841297
I'll be doing Slop Saturday.
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>>153841575
Been taking Panadol when sick since childhood. I'm a roided deadbeat, it's over
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>>153841674
I always knew the kids who used to say "it's a free country" at school during lunch were fucking idiots
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>>153841709
>no freedom of speech
>no freedom of assembly
>no freedom of movement
>more expensive than anywhere else on Earth
How the fuck could anyone think anything about this place is free?
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you cunts are fucking retarded, shut the fuck up
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>>153841761
Which post set you off crying, cunt?
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>>153841674
For the last 12 months or so yeah. Apparently vapes were causing young kids to smoke and opening as a gate way to cigarettes instead of an avenue to get people to stop smoking. You CAN still get vapes but you need a doctors certificate to say you are getting one for medical reasons to help you get off smoking.
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Butters will be going to the Strikers next year
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>>153841815
>These things are opening a gateway to this legal product that we tax the shit out of
>We need to ban them!
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you'll just never get it.
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>>153841844
she looks so old and woggy
her box looked super tidy in her leaked pics though
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>Andrews and Gardiner suspended, Payne long term injured
>Joyce gets an infected elbow causing him to miss
That is seriously bad timing. This guy is permanent depth and knows he needs a bunch of guys missing to get a game and when he finally gets another shot he has one of the weirdest possible injuries forcing him to not be available.
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>>153841786
mate you are a deadset spastic and i'd lay you out cunt features, don't fucking talk back to me
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>>153841888
Shut up, faggot.
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lel at anyone threatening violence on another poster here. I suspect some of you even think they ARE a hardcunt, like angrypants here. I'd lay you out, I'd chin you blah blah blah what an embarrassing load of shit.
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>>153841915
I'd lay you out
I'd chin your balls (while sucking your cock)
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>>153841844
never heard of her and i'm glad
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Tom Flynch
Tom Missch
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>>153841885
how do you even get an infection in a weird area like that? same with worpel's finger
especially considering you're at a footy club with the best medical care possible
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>>153841915
you're playing with fire champ
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>Already in a solid salary cap position due to the club’s aging players seeing their contracts come down in recent years, Twomey says the Magpies are now in a position to target restricted free agents Zak Butters, Ben King and Zac Bailey, as well as Gold Coast’s Bailey Humphrey who they met with last year despite the Sun having two years left on his deal.

TOOT TOOT PIES MONEY TRAIN COMING THROUGH
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Tom Lynch was clearly matchfixing. You can only be that bad if you are doing it on purpose.
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>>153841957
>Topping up with multi-million dollar free agents when you have no youth and your ageing defence struggles to get on the park
Recipe for disaster.
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>>153841954
you're playing with yourself if you think anyone takes your 'mick seriously
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>>153841966
I believe it
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>>153841957
damn that tassie deal for nick daicos went through fast
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>>153841966
i might agree but he genuinely seems too stupid for that
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>>153841957
Because it's worked so well for st kilda
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>>153841885
>Crippling ourselves makes us stronger
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>>153842025
tbf butters is worth all of sivlagni tdk and whoever else they got combined and then some
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>>153841966
To be fair a lot of his shots particularly in the second half were from distance, on an angle or both.
But he had 2 easy misses in the first half from memory.
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>>153842058
My goat Jamie Elliot would lace those shots easily
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recent events have me thinking about how Australia isn't even a real country
it's literally a nothing
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>>153842163
Is an economic zone
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why does everything get pozzed eventually
dan does footy was meant to be different
then they sack the one guy that was different and now have boring usual footy media nepobaby types like maguires son on there
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>>153842323
MOVE ON
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>>153842323
The bigger something gets the more financial interests are at play which means needing to do safer and more commercially approved content. Advertisers are extremely risk and controversy averse.

That's why /ourfootypodcast/ Good Footy Energies had to end because Brad Hollis refused to get advertising and sponsors on board which meant he and the other guys involved were doing the podcast for free each week which involved about 4 hours prep then another whole day post-production which isnt economically viable either.

So you're damned if you do and damned if you dont unfortunately.
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they get their little claws in everything dont they
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I can't lock in today.. It is amazing how debilitating pain can be, any of you fellas have chronic pains? How do you deal with them?
Do you simply live with the pain?
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>>153842466
As a carlton fan I've simply learned to live with the pain
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>>153842485
Hahaha
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>>153842466
>lock in
why does everyone talk like a nigger these days
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>>153840405
They might just have impulse and control issues. My brother is at heart a nice person but he often speaks and acts before he thinks.
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>>153842582
>My brother is at heart a nice person
that means nothing because of
>he often speaks and acts before he thinks
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>>153842533
What the frick did you say to me? I'll hit you really hard in the chin if you keep speaking to me that way mister!
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>>153840774
hope you mean legal hsgf champ
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>>153842599
He doesn't like being unfairly treated. If he thinks it's the case he'll stand up for himself. Nothing wrong with self-respect mate.
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>>153842632
just sounds like a rageaholic and a dickhead to me
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>>153842645
no need to get heated m8
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New thread please
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we're postmaxxing this year
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>>153837855
hahaha
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>Nick Daicos is currently “unwilling” to sign a long-term contract extension at Collingwood with Victorian rivals Tasmania joining the queue for the superstar’s services.
Cash Grablett, part 2 (Electric Boogaloo) incoming
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>>153841085
>as the final siren when
Imagine dying and some retard announces it with poor grammar
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>>153842756
The Richmond Football Club should put out a press release saying such just as soon as his membership renewal forms are processed and his dues are paid up for the next financial year.
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>>153842745
the ego on this little midget plodder is incredible, just wants to play in a side where he will be the only good midfielder to farm disposals. the issue is he literally is the only good midfielder at collingwood already, except for his brother. can't even stand occasionally being bested by his own family, what a genuinely shit bloke.
at least cash grablett was in a stacked dynasty tier side before he went to the suns.
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hispanic gaicos
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>There you go, that'll be $1,450,000 plus tip thank you
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>>153843031
He was match-fixing, he's got bookies on him
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>>153843031
>leading scorer on the ground
worth it
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bros im gonna start watching and pick up carlton because of the fresh prince of bel air are they any good
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>>153843091
they're shit
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I’ve never done drugs
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>>153842919
You’re a dumb fucking idiot mate, honestly. 100% you’re a tradie, typing that shit from your fucking hilux (on finance) while you wait for your girlfriend to finish school for the day so you can pick her up and go “chill at da beach”. Pit a bullet through your skull cunt.
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>>153843145
why you so gay for nick, pie/tradiesperg? doubt he needs your impotent defense here. you gunna touch that poster's chin up too?
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>>153843196
Shut the fuck up tradie, go fucking lose your weeks pay on the pokies you cunt
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epic falseflag
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>Any player found guilty of using a homophobic slur during an AFL match this season can expect to receive a five-match ban as a starting point.

hmmm, what would be further punishment ? moderating this place on half-pay?
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>>153843114
go richmond btw
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>>153843212
how many times were you dropkicked as a toddler? 10, 20 times? what fire in you burns brighter, your love for nick daicos, or your hate for tradies?
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>>153843134
no but steven hallucinate
>>153843145
t. no legal hsgf haver
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>>153843226
hi gay
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>>153843226
what about aflw
would it be homophobic for an aflw player to tell another aflwer that they suck dick
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>>153843254
I’m gonna put my fist through your jaw 10 to 20 times mate. So you admit it, you are a fuckhead tradie? Haha you pathetic cunt, go drive into a fucking ditch you faggot.
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>>153843271
that would be heterophobic and it's a real issue in women's sport unironically
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>>153843271
>>153841915

so I'm guessing your love for Nick and your hate for tradies is a close contest but your hate for tradies comes out of your dick first in a very weird and homoerotic battle for your soul.
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https://youtu.be/rfIPmeXlsPA
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>>153843285
no offence but an average tradie would beat the shit out of whatever minimal exercise email sending job you have champ lol
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>>153843362
the slave who empties the bins and cleans the gender-free bathrooms in his workplace would mop the floor with him.
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>>153843298
no shit it's a real when there are so many butch players
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where is new?
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>>153842745
>Cash Grablett,
Perfectly reasonable for him or any other player to get the best deal. Being an AFL player isn't a long term career, makes sense to what you can get out of it
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>>153843403
we're postmaxxing this year
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>>153843145
fuck off micktranny
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he's not me retard
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>>153841085
Tom Lynch should be charged with murder.
Clearly this man died due to his incompetence in front of goal.
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Is somebody gonna make a newy
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new
>>153843456
>>153843456
>>153843456
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>>153843461
fucking big fucking spastic, main character syndrome cunt
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>>153842844
if it were collingwood they'd sent him a letter asking to be put in the will posthumously



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