essendon v hawthorn
reminder that tradiehater is yet another micksperg mick
>>153843456Who's the AFL club for annoying yanks to follow?
*bangs hammer*
The AFL have just announced that the Wattle Glen Walruses have been named as the 20th team.
tomothy lunch
>>153843475youre not annoying mate. youre a human and deserve safety, love and happiness. I hope you have all of them in abundance <3
what time is the big game tonight
2:30 pm
crazy that collingwood are so desperate to keep little nicky that they'd change the COPEland voting explicitly to favour his "playstyle". minnow club behaviour.
>nrl has two friday night games>no double ups all seasonThey literally mog us when it comes to sensibility
>>153843475welcome kind stranger!fremantle dockers actually have a player from the united states on the their list!how cool is that!
>>153843488Looking good mate
Sam "the cuck" Mitchell
>>153843516This is true, their scheduling is objectively superior.
It's not cool at all
>>1538435162 hour game time leads to so much flexibilitywe need to do the same i honestly get bored myself committing 3 hours and a half watching my team play slop
Oscar Allen is severely overrated
A lot of trannies look better than actual women go port btw
>>153843440meant for>>153843257iykwim haha
>>153843532Same. All respectable and dignified sports around the world only go for ~2 hours. The only ones routinely going 3+ are commercialball yank shit.
>>153843534this but concussedarstvich easy being a defender in the best side
>>153843532the obvious solution is to have a late Perth game as the second game , I don’t know why they don’t do it more
>>153843534I've "literally" not seen anyone rate him in years
>>153843546its a Victorian game matewe cant be expecting people to stay up till 12am
Three 30 minute periods, 10 and 15 minute breaks
GO PIES
>>153843532>>153843544>the game revolves around me they must change it to my liking go watch league faggots
>>153843545F L E E C E DLEECED
>>153843556afl will die if it continues this coursezoomers dont have the attention span adapt or die
>>153843554
>>153843560NBA already tried appealing to zoomers and turned itself into a socmed TLC-tier shitshow with no fans and no future
>the neet that stays in his bedroom all days sees no issue with 3.5 hour game timeyep sounds about right
>>153843456amiga
Who else is looking forward to the hawks/ bombers pre game promo?
i choose to give my time to myself, not the system
>>153843569amiga
>>153843585>Breaking news: nothing happenedRiveting stuff.
Footy is the better sport but rugby has better broadcasting
miss him soo much lads
>>153843585>McRae wasn’t in his carwowno wonder he wasn't injured
cool it with the anti-semitic remarks
>>153843598He plays at 7:35 at the MCG on saturday so don't fret too much
>>153843597scheduling. broadcasting two lines of poofter coconuts having a cuddle is still dogshit viewing.
I’m a big fat retard
>>153843598meant gaj btw
>>153843620hey tom
>>153843620you can at least do something about the "fat" part of your sentence
he's never coming back, is he?
>>153843638no they ain't
>>153843585Collingwood's 2026 season will be a car crash
Been here the whole time watching dillons script unfold.Not giving you the pleasure of attaching my trip to any posts.
crazy how we use the most surveilled/tracked website on the internet as a chatroom.
>>153843618I meant with the (lack of) ads and commentary and pacing and production and all that
never used it myself
https://youtu.be/3LQ4hFfztPgx
>>153843682chabin sebla x
>>153843686nowt much pengaa https://youtu.be/XwxIGzFrXCou¿ x
>>153843704nowt innitstay frosty fella x
>>153843711xhttps://youtu.be/PCB8Tw22Bgs
>>153843298is it actually kekthey bully each the straight women? and say "i'd fuck you better" or something? kinda hot desu>>153843475usually collingwood or geelong
https://www.afl.com.au/news/1476961/teams-star-west-coast-eagle-overlooked-port-adelaide-power-forward-to-miss-young-gold-coast-sun-left-outteamies
>>153841085i was at an iggs game at subi when an old fella carked it in the 3 tier stand. took the ambos ages to get up there and collect his body
>>153843781yeah seems like a pretty awful place to die, thousands of people around, hard/weird to access etc
>>153843790Also in Perth
>>153843803yes Perth is much nicer for living. Would go literally anywhere else to die though
>>153843793ching chong bing bong
lol
>>153843793mfw i see harris andrews
>>153843733jeez you are a special flavour of tupid.
nick poofcos
Gods blessing on this wonderful world <3
Imagine giving up airing rights to the AFL. A publicly-owned, tax funded institution, outsourcing our hard-earned and paid-for entertainment to private companies who are determined to make watching the AFL as expensive and cumbersome as possible. What a disgrace.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hcKp7U1ig3E
Another gaggle of fucken idiots on today's episode of The Chase...
>>153843854careful, angryman will threaten you with violence! imagine that. of course, its all silly and made up, he doesn't know who you are, or where you live but its very frightening nonetheless.
>>153843876hope you win tonight
>>153843879they put on stupid people to make slightly less stupid people feel smart
>>153843876god speed monke lad
>>153843884>>153843891lgtss
>>153843876big game tonight mate
The din
>>153843901those burger rings look a bit off.
ZACH IS BACK
fuck off blue plate cunt
He's so angry at the world.
>>153843901just remove the green shit and you would have a good little snack right there
cause i see through all you fake cunts
>>153843901That 'mari fresh or frozen?
>>153843901Corr, good stuff mate
>>153843930 might want to get your eyes checked, that plate isn't blue>>153843938imagine he was able to direct that anger to self improvement and realise it isn't the tradies thas the problem but himself
>>153843930>>153843948*gives you a big hug*
>>153843957i know that pretentious posting anywhere
>>153843475We root for the underdog St Kilda is /our/ team
callum murray
i root your mum lol
Still thinking about that time last year some foodsperg said pineapple doesn’t go on pizza because it ‘clashes with the tomato sauce base’ which is ‘already adding an element of sweetness’ kek fuck me
>pineapple on pizza or not>parmi v parma
>>153844019jokes on you, i have two dads
paging dr faggotDR FAGGOT
>>153844020>>153844027all josh btw
still laughing how josh mind melted that swiss poof kek
>>153844043Cope
josh is based and funny
return to rcreturn to innocence
>>153844080was this for the shooting?
>>153844111Did you honestly think this was funny you pathetic incel?
i chortled 2bh
early morning friday footylessss goooo
No Browny on Fox, Dunstall in his spot on the panel tonight
>foodposting is LE BAD!
not your self gratification blog you pretentious arsehole
>cooking and eating with a semblance of dignity is 'pretentious'enjoy your two minute noodles and readymeals you disgusting slob
this game can't be good right?i can't believe essendon lost sam draper he was gonna be a star
are we allowed to say essendons nickname here?
>>153844248yes, free speech is a corner stone of 4chan
cute beach girlie barista gf 2026makes current misso seethe kek
>>153844261>when she draws a :) on your coffee cup
might go to Bunnings and perve some cute dogs
>Tim Kelly not selected>againIgg bros?
Fucking hungry. Can't wait to eat some dinner.
garry lyon is a worthless annoying gutless maggot of a human being and his brain should be painted on the ceiling, absolute fucking piece of shit wog faggot subhuman poof cunt
>>153844329I genuinely don't know why they didn't just delist the cunt. He's getting paid good money to play in the WAFL and he's not even good for the culture or setting standards. Fucking cancer.
TAKE ME TO CHURCH
Is this game really going to be some heightened rivalry hard-hitting contest or will Essendon just roll over?
>>153844356u watch fox too eh?
Why are there so many girl dads on bigfooty?
>>153844364Half the people here do.
>>153844361>>153844368ridiculous questions
>>153844329this is a step in the right direction for themfat fucking useless plodder
>>153844379Why?
>>153844343>>153844380Wasn't he looking to go back to Victoria last year or something, then Eagles gave him a multi year contract extension?
All right you fucks, how about a new thread ready at 500 posts. Pull your finger out tonight
>>153844361>LE LINE IN THE SAND XD!!!!!!rivalries have been dead the same time zones endedthe rich private school boy toffs playing in either side dont give a fuck
>>153844378u say that, but activity here goes down when it's not a ch7 game
What happened to all the WA cunts saying fuel was still cheap over there? Pretty quiet now.
I’m making bouillabaisse for dinner
>>1538443861. we don't know the future2. ask BF not here.
>>153844390Nope. He was linked to Freo, which was probably just bullshit his agent leaked to the media, and then Iggs panicked and gave him an extension and they're now stuck with until the end of next year presumably on decent coin because they have no stars. Terrible list management.
>>153844414Because you don't know the answers doesn't make the questions inherently ridiculous.
THESE TWO TEAMS
>>153844427Nah mate, you cant give an opinion on something. You just need to know the 100% correct answer
the games start so late
>>153844427the person asking them is a dickhead and should think before making them. There now fuck off and tell your mum I'm hungry and get me another beer while youre at it.
DO NOT LIKE
>>153844454>this is lateaustralian early rise culture was a mistake
has uncle colin been sighted this seasonor has the afl quietly done away with welcome to countries?
i think that the bombers should change their song as it no longer reflects reality
>>153844468W2C's are only for event games.
>>153844469Not flying up, up to win a premiership flag when you haven't even won a final in over 21 years.
an interesting challenge is seeing if you can finish wanking before the uber eats driver arrives
Dustin Fletcher still looks the same as he did 10 years ago.
Is it true we dont get anzac day off this year?
>FREE DELIVERY>*on orders over $30This is discrimination against lonely cunts.
>bummers doing ANOTHER "Remember when..." past players and legends celebration>because they have been dog shit for 20 years and have nothing else to celebrate
>>153844520Not if you’re lonely and fat.
my penis is harder when i wake up to pee than when i wank
>If the Essendon finals win drought was a person it would've already graduated from uni
>phawooooooooooor>these two teams dont like each other!!!!>*source required*
>>153844548Try only wanking when you're aroused instead of wanking out of boredom.
I disregard the opinions and views of anyone who utilises those scumbag companies like doorshit or jeeteats
>>153844520It's 20 on doordash rn
>>153844558i do not get aroused#enlightened #pansexual
>>1538445561985 grand finalLine in the sand gameLloyd's bump gameSam Mitchell injection reference
>>153844567Gross.
>>153844571wow all the cunts that grew up together for xavier college will be fired up!
>>153844571>someone did some digging and actually found a reference to sam's injection action as a hand signal frequently used in the cuckold and swinging communitiesThat was a crazy rabbithole to dive down
*sees the bombers fly up, up*
carn the blood stained ni-
dived down a few cuckold holes myself iykwim haha
What should Zach Merrett do?
>Nick Watson on the Seek adsThey know their demographic well
dons are my second team purely for monke posterfucking love that guy
>>153844417iggs list management is grim afremember how they would rather keep cripps on the main list than rookie him, leading to missing a f/s pick
>>153844641i hope gets booed
>>153844624might explain those sores on your lip Mick.
*whistles*
The cringy channel 7 pre game promo is on lads
haven't woken up hard in a while, might have to try nofap again for a bit
>>153844647They also couldn't match their academy or father son because they hadn't opened up enough list spots so they ended up at Lions and Saints. All they needed to do was move two spuds like Cripps to the rookie list.
Jaxon Prior jacks off later
>>153844647>>153844682matthew clarke is a saboteur. we've been over thisthe owies trade is still the clubhouse leader
>>153844659can't believe they brought that shit back to torment us for another season
OMG GIRL ON THEE TV LADS BROS BREHS A GIRL IM IN LOVE ON THE TELLY!!!!!
gamblers should post their multis so i can root for them
Fuck off, Sheeds
>>153844692jack crisp used to wank his willy on chaturbateim not joking
>>153844698>trade for baker (who is decent but not THAT good) and owies over jaggamadness innit
>>153844705>root forPOST REVIEWumpire's call is a proxy. please review that this flag is actually an australian
I have seen enough seasons over already
tom lynch could never
sick of old cunts like gunston still being good, retire already
Why do they still have Tasmanian on their guerneys?
Chol has to be one of the ugliest niggas I have ever seen
>>153844745calm down Nick.
BOOOOOOO
Will they draw a line in the sand?
>>153844757He’s actually one of the more handsome niggas desu
I predict I'm going to be mad I didn't start Blakiston and I have no idea how I'm going to get him if he proves to be a must own.
>>153844796Just trade him in lol
>Look at me in my little faggy glove and my white lesbian hair You can always tell who's actually an eclectic personality and who just wants attention. Spider Everett, Jacko, they were actually interesting characters, didn't duck into tackles either.
7 feet pete
wtf was that
weddle :3
>>153844796Seems like we needed Caldwell instead of Walsh
>>153844835Players scared of the new stand rule
these teams really like each other
LE BOW AND ARROW MAN
Headbands are extremely gay
good old battle of a pair of glass canons here
LOOK AT THIS FREE FAST HIGH SCORING FREE FLOWLING FOOTY
commentators love sucking off watson ignoring the fact that he's one of the worst kicks in the comp
imagine yaz dursma strumming her pussy to that goal
Sicily is such a faggy name
>>153844864nonce
>>153844864but chol hasnt kicked one?
Fuck that was a good kick from scicily
>>153844890yeah he pisses me off but i have to admit he can kick well
Is that filthy queer wearing a glove?
lmao nice one chol fucking run into someone you sperg
been fingered by a few filthy queers in gloves iykwim haha
>>153844906cant take the collingwood out of the boy
>>153844871haha good one, daddid you come up with that all by yourself?
That was pretty Sharp.
nice sharp
that was sharp
>>153844920stfu honestly
my cocks pretty sharp iykwim haha
That was crisp
>>153844933ill fuck you up cuntdont you ever talk to me in front of other people like that again
love the cuts to the bogan families every time a rookie scores
everyone tries to do these over the head handballs lately, and 95% of them are dogshit
>>153844933>>153844942Inside voices, please chaps
Is Dylan Sharp?
coke and shenanigans with the boys is good for the soul
>>153844955who's dylan
sicilys new hair makes him look like even more of a cunt somehow
>>153844955Yes, it was Jaxon Prior
>>153844956bit sad mate, grow up
>nate caddys mums breasts
why are there so many muslim bombers?
>free kick hawthorn
>>153844980pics
got a few priors myslef iykwim haha
Scrimshaw is having a good game
the dinner
So um... iggs building?>1, 4 national draft>1, 9 Rookie draft>Four extra Category A Rookie list spots.Ah... ok AFL?Also>new captcha did not stop AFL sperg spammerThis is a shock to me.
>>153844329He is cooked. I thought he was retiring last year personally.
go you bombies
the blood stained n
>>153843569>Wesley Snipes joined Hawkswewlad
If Ginnivan didn't flop, he might have had a target to kick to. He gives me the shits
>sam honey you have been reviewing chols game all night dont you think its time to focus on one of the other 22 players?
im a autistic retarded socially awkward emotionally stunted manchild
>Missini
>>153844981We don't talk about that.
ah chee perkins
>>153845019thissome players (plenty in the roaches side) focus on fishing for frees to the point where the rest of their game suffersumps seem to be paying them less so far so hopefully it stays that way
>>153844998>there are people living like thisdepressing.
>>153845025Who isn't?Last generation of men are dead now.
fuck the afl for putting this slop onno one gives a fuck about essendon
I could go for some caramel slice
>>153844998crisp anons mum who gives him ice cream cake for brekky
how does Moore play with handcuffs on? fucking drug addict scum
>>153845041The dream?
>>153844990cant risk a ban for ya matethis is prime shit posting times
This is entertaining
>>153845047>essendonWho?
Same old Essendon, they'll probably look alright for the first half of the year then end up finishing bottom 4 anyway
>>153845061
PORN PORN PORN AND STROKING THE DICK
>>153845087*sniffs*
>>153845087just fuck my shit up senpai
>drug addict scum>awwwwwww yeah nah yeah fucking just sunk a whole carton with the boys!!!! thats so much better than a cheeky line its legal!!!!!!!
The AFL's newest obsession is this Hawthorn v Essendon game being on the Friday night of round 1, I don't really get it, it's not even a big game
>>153845088You ok, buddy?
>>153845095both are bad desu but only one is socially acceptable
>>153845104add to the list of slop matches liek sharton v bitchmond that literally no one outside of pricktoria gives a fuck about
>>153845113depends on your social circle.
garry lyon is fucking OBSESSED with watson my god cannot shut up about him
>took parish out of the side yesterday
>>153845115noone forces you to watch victorian matches. watch your state league matches instead
>>153845095I wish I could do drugs without dying. Sigh.Such is life.
happy Friday the 13th ladswhat’s your favourite jasonkino
>>153845139i do not like horror movies
>>153845130People still use red onion basedman?What is this? 2017?
I love you, Gunners. Never retire
>>153845130>Fielded Blakiston over Grjljsfsdsg>Took Walsh over Parish
>>153845139jason and the argonauts
>>153845130I'd done a few teams where he was the 6th mid but was worried he was too much of a plodder for the modern game, especially after missing so much footy. He's looking like he'll be a good pick though. Can easily swing him in before price change if need be.
Not a big club
>>153845139Pamela Voorhees QoS Mommy Teaches Young Jason About BNWO With BBC
>Collingwood mentioned
moore the drug addict
That Granny had some ok looking legs for her age
>>153845156capped by docklands capacity pls understand
Moore cocaine please senōr
>>153845156how the mightily have fallensydney and bane have more members kek
>>153844990They're bolt ons desu.
thinking essendon will come back and win, hawks are shit this year and won’t make it beyond 12th. gunston will fuck up his knee and miss the season and I love futanari girls
There is a meaningful distinction between enjoying a pleasant drink that lifts your mood and snorting a line of powder straight into your brain
>hawks suddenly an old squadWhat the fuck happened?
banger goal
>Mitchell seething as he thinks 'he should be kicking those for us!'
You redeem yourself with good performances
>>153845190>ChatGPT, what's the quickest way to kill myself?
i snorted my findommes foot dust
>>153845184They'd been "young and exciting" for about 10 years. Eventually they end up old and busted.
>>153845190
>>153845124Garry wants to cum in Watson confirmed.
>>153845195mate just say findom
>>153845194kek
>call stand>he doesn't stand>no 50ok??
swans
I'll never snort, inject, smoke or vape, I'm just not interested
>>153845206>no 50?
>>153845196Apparently they lost a fuck tonne of players over the summer?Wtf is happening at Hawthorn?Hawks are you ok?>meanwhile iggs are too young to drinkI kinda like amateurs anyway.
>>153845207yeah ahhh looks like they ahhh changed the script, yeah ahhhhh uhhh not sure about that one ahhhh
sharp is good
How long is it going to take these cunts to learn to stand at the mark when told? Three practice games and they still don't stand.
white shirt girl in the crowd with sharp's family
>>153845207Good. Fuck them.Except Goldstein, who is a legend. He gets honorary aryan status.
Game is actually good O.O
>>153845215was talking about chol dancing on the mark jumping all over the place and ump not giving a fuck
i want to engage in high risk behaviour
Jaxon Prior might end up a solid footballer.
>>153845242think you said that about jaxon prior to the game m8
first good dyson to play for the bombers
>>153845240I literally never wear condoms even if I just met her that night.
>>153845213I think I might die this year at this rate. Been clean for half a decade and nothing has improved. Was only booze too.Fuck them jabs man.
a lot of you sooky la-las SHOULD do some drugs. It'll either make you less self absorbed and not such whiny bitch faggots OR you'll fuck it up and die. either works.
*engages in anti-social behaviour*
>>153845249you dont have sex kek
Having a Sudanese player for pack marks is so unfair. Those guys have springs in their legs.
placed my willy in a few dysons iykwim haha
Chols Royce!
>MITCHELL'S WIFE GUSHES
misso really liked that mark
>>153845247bit harsh on ricky dyson mate
>>153845247Had to happen eventually.
based nigbased OP
how long can you get away with driving without a license?
quite partial to a pinga and a bit of a dance
>>153845262*with condoms
>>153845228>know youre likely to be on camera if he does anything>wear a white shirt with no braShe knew exactly what she was doing
>>153845274bout to find out too?Hi Police. :^)
>>153845184>>153845196>>153845216old hacks, washed up>Collingwood - 28yr 5mth - 151 games>Geelong - 27yr 1mth - 123 games>Sydney - 26yr 11 mth - 126 games>Hawthorn - 26yr 7mth - 117 games>Brisbane - 26yr 4mth - 110 games>GWS - 26yr 2mth - 111 games>Adelaide - 26yr 2mth - 102 games>Western Bulldogs - 26yr 1mth - 95 games>Carlton - 25yr 8mth - 100 games>Melbourne - 25yr 8mth - 98 games>Gold Coast - 25yr 7mth - 97 games>North Melbourne - 25yr 5mth 101 games>St Kilda - 25yr 3mth - 97 games>Fremantle - 25yr 0mth - 82 games>Port Adelaide - 25yr 0mth - 78 games>Richmond - 24yr 10mth - 78 games>Essendon - 24yr 7mth - 80 games>West Coast - 24yr 2mth - 64 games
>>153845256I'm not interested
>>153845288>24>entire squadholy fuck
A sexy womans feet pheromones are the best drug
>>153845228Backup laptop so I had to wade through a million captchas to post this.
>>153845274I haven't re-registered my car yet and still drive around. I figure it's even easier without a valid license. Just avoid driving on weekend nights.
>>153845288Good teams on top btw
>>153845184>>153845288are they actually old? i guess so, weirdthey imported battle and barrass which wouldn't have helped, they're also playing impey gunston etc who aren't young either and they're still super reliant on
>>153845288What does Bane's fall to if you take out senior citizen Dayne Zorko?
>>153845301can I get a prescription for this?
>>153845288this also shows that SURELY fred will break their duck with this squadstill a very young squad and should be pushing for top 4
Is Yeo really the oldest now?Yowser.
>>153845305I have a sneaky feeling Barass might lose to us this year. Could you imagine?
Pheromones are not a thing
>>153845274Ive literally been pulled over once and that was at 3am by highway patrol thinking i was driving too slow>>153845313
>Tipped the Hawks>Barracking for the BombersWhy am I like this?
>>153845321i have no idea who 'us' is champ
>>153845315cripps is older
>>153845313white vinegar soaked into a sock will do if your desperate
>>153845327you walk the line between good and evil
>>153845301Need this
archer may be the new steven may
>>153845274probably a long time, they don't actually check your licence unless there's something wrongwhen i was learning i used to go out without any L or P plates to practice parking because there's no way they can tell (just locally mind)
>>153845327You want to win your comp, but honestly, fuck hawthorn
All these young players are so sassy, what's up with that?
>>153845345Hate us anus
>>153845288>Collingwood - 28yr 5mth - 151 games>Geelong - 27yr 1mth - 123 games>Sydney - 26yr 11 mth - 126 games>Hawthorn - 26yr 7mth - 117 games>Brisbane - 26yr 4mth - 110 games>GWS - 26yr 2mth - 111 games>Adelaide - 26yr 2mth - 102 games>Western Bulldogs - 26yr 1mth - 95 games>Carlton - 25yr 8mth - 100 games>Melbourne - 25yr 8mth - 98 gamesApart from surprisingly Melb and Carlton, watch these sides drop out over the year. I think the game is getting pacier again and talls (generally older) are less important because of rule changes.
>>153845303Yeah, with a bit of luck you could probably get away with it for a pretty long time
why is requiring a license for your tv laughed atbut requiring a license to drive is just accepted
Damn bro's yo
>>153845365cultural differences innit
Turnovers never been this damaging. You turn it over in the corridor and 95% of the time you are fucked and will be scored against.
>>153845360what about young sides with lots of talls like fred
>>153845365desu with the growing spread of alt right msm misinformation propaganda, a tv is probably more dangerous to society than driving
>>153845378Will tease with good form most of the year, then fall apart under high expectations
>>153845365The former is shared in a household with no risk of injuryThe latter is shared with strangers in a gas/battery powered contraption that can burst into flames
>>153845352Alpha males are catty types
>>153845360>watch these sides drop out over the year>Brisbane - 26yr 4mth - 110 games
>>153845388yep sounds about right t. fred customer
>>153844412Update: It was delicious
>>153845314never underestimate MY Fred's ability to fuck it up
>>153845378Might have problems. That boundary rule is fucking awful.That said, I think they might get rid of it next year. It's just so bad. Ruck contests are interesting but the AFL just pretends no one likes them.
>Bomebrs>DonsBusiness idea: DonnersThoughts?
>>153845385
>>153845397Alex Pearce looking rough
>whole family killed in hospital bombing>leave the country move to australia for a new life>yeah mate come along to the afl you will love it>CARN THE BOMBERS!!!!!
>>153845408I call them Essendon
>>153845397These are just people they pulled off the strip at Freo. This wasn't a rehearsed thing, they just appeared.Happens to me everyday.>sometimes I join
HEAVE HO UNNA
>>153845297iggs have turned over just about their entire list in the past 3-4 years. frankly i'm surprised that they're not even younger and less experienced
>>153845425Australia isn't letting anyone in from Palestine or Iran.
well this game was interesting while it lasted(not really)
>>153845435>he believes this
Foreplay is over. Hawks running a train on Essendon now.
>>153845385>alt right msm misinformationaka conservative msm aka moderate msm but redApparently both parties in US states vote for the same thing nowadays because of AI spooks.
>>153845425Why Australia? Why not Turkey? Or Egypt? or Oman? Or Jordan? Or Tunisia?
same old bombers always losing
>>153845444my dosn are panicking
bummers go BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
>>153845433That means, we finally have depth.>Took half a decade though.
>>153845454turkey takes in more immigrants than anywhere else in the world, you spackers are just morons falling for msm garbage
Got a bad feeling about this Blakiston guy bros
And game over.
>>153845385The culture war is manufactured. Alt right is a psyop and most of the alt right figures were CIA agents
Bet Merrett is glad the trade fell through.
>shit thursday night>shit friday night>literally every good game overlaps on saturday>literal trash tier slop on sundayFUCKING SICK OF IT
>>153845454So they kill more Jews. Win win.
Half time
Have you dead-set ripper legends been enjoying the footy tonight?
>>153845473“Culture war” shit is just a distraction from being fucked over economically
>>153845486There's footy tonight?
>>153845481Thursday night's game was amazing.Bombers will come back and make this a tight contest.All Saturday games will blow out.Sunday will be amazing watching Suns rape the Eagles.
is this petty situation a media beat up or are we in deep shit?
>>153845486Just wish i was happy
>>153845486Not watching
>>153845496fuck off laura kane you moron
>>153845481>literally every good game overlaps on saturdayOnly one game overlaps.
why is there a huge taboo around being a prepper and owning military surplus in this country>?
>>153845496based Thick Of It pic
>>153845496>Sunday will be amazing watching Suns rape the Eagles.Will they?I'm not so sure. Those are a LOT of good picks. Half a squad.
>fuel shortagesDoesn't fuel go bad at some point? What's the point in hoarding
>>153845511just be a good goy and do what you are told ok
>>153845500who cares?>wahhh i cant drivelike where you going blud? the incel school? klelkk
>>153845514Don’t care I have a pushbike
Bane v Swasn will be game of the round sweaty
iggs
>>153845493Pretty much
>>153845511dunno.Why is there such a taboo over manufacturing nuclear and chemical weapons? They're fun man. Such buzzkills. Think of the cinema.
taking a bit of prep in my time iykwim haha
i liked the lions when they were still fitzroy and no one liked them
>>153845511scares the tribe
>>153845514Lasts like 6-12 months.If fuel is hard to come by/expensive for that long, shit will have really hit the fan.
>>153845493yepBut also enabling it.
>scares the tribe
Hopefully this blows out past 80 points
How bout those petrol prices, eh?
>citycunts think they will get meat and other chad rural foodstuffs when theres no petty
why would you want to stock up on fuel anyway>so good i can keep driving to work!!!actually never mind normies are like this
>>153845545kek
>>153845551Don’t care, not my problem
>it's another welfare subsidised farmer has a messiah complex episodefuck off parasite
>>153845555>rural chuds think they'll be able to slaughter cows or pick vegetables when city chads commandeered all the petrollol
i cant even drive a car kek
>>153845580crisp tradie
>>153845556Depends when you stocked up.If you use a lot each day (long commutes) which means you would've needed to fill up soonish, filling up a few jerry cans at the start of the conflict before the price rises could've saved you hundreds.
>thinks rural chads dont have thousands of litres of petty stored, paddocks of prime beef, pork, eggs, veges and no brownskek
what the fuck does hundreds even matter in this economy we are fucked
i am bitter that my dad didn't set me up with a comfy job and smooth life
nah could you imagine though
just fucking nuke the middle eastand then eastern melbourne
>>153845580based child
>>153845602News reporting that the servos in the rural towns had run out of petrol.
>Australia has competent leadersh-
mum and dad are mad at me again for not becoming a pro e-sports athlete
>>153845481happens all the time nowlast year was really bad DESPITE it being obvious who the finals teams were halfway through the year then the afl still did this shit even though they delay the fucking schedule very specifically to spread out good gamesfucks sake
there has been a terror attack at the nrl
>>153845618lol why do you think that is
Hollywood Hawks
>>153845612no one has the cojones to do that though or maybe nukes just don't exist and are a giant psyop
>>153845625who kicked a 100?
don't care
>>153845620Time to annex NZ
>>153845633sounds like a 50 cal
>>153845638cal ah chee players nrl now?
>>153845625>switch over to see what's happened>some Polynesian broke the nrl try record>its only 200 something try'sLmaoOk switching back
>>153845626Priority given to service stations in the city.You get to sell it to your affiliated servo where millions of people are going nuts trying to fill up.Maybe once the city people have had their fill a lonely tanker will go out and give the rurals a few drops.
>>153845625>alex johnstonthe bloke who got wheelchaired after a tackle?
It's just mercury retrograde fellas>>153845627
why the fuck do i follow this team man
>>153845653farms keep heaps stored even when there isnt an oil supply problem. we finna be eatin good out here enjoy the sloppa
>>153845665Hey Jarryd
>>153845665Crisp North/Saints/Fred/Iggs/Carlton/Essendon customer
free my nigga zachy m
>>153845665go saints btw
Crowd didn't turn out like last night. Is this a Bombers home game?
>>153845665know that feel, man.
>>153845675meant zachy b iykwim haha
Do the bobombs even have any good players besides merret?
>>153845687haha ikwym haha iykwim haha
>>153845687you've posted iykwim haha 15000 times, maybe you should stop?
>>153845696michael hurley
post yfw he's a souths fan too
>>153845683no you fucking don't
>>153845696Caldwell's pretty good when he's not injured. They've got some kids that might not be shit in a few years. Then um.....
>>153845708That's kinda sad and doesn't even include all his other terrible posts.
>>153845708no but steven break iykwim haha
>>153845712He doesn't know anything about footy, he's a rugby fan.
Bombers are so slow.
>>153845732should've been fighters desu
>>153845728>>153845739>1 minute later
>>153845737kek
>>153845683take me back
iykwim haha
First to 101 sometimes wins
member when the “micksperg” spammer got exposed as a troon
holy grim
would pay double subscription for no commentators
>>153845712>schizo supports 15 teamswonder which shitters he doesn't kek
>>153845749>67 seconds>1 minute
Anyone need a chop out?
HOW GOOD IS THIS RIVLARY THESE TWO TEAMS!!!!!!!
>>153845779
>>153845789Slow upload speed for the picture.
>>153845783post receipts champ
>>153845620What's stupider is that ... we have oil reserves. Shale oil reserves. A fuck tonne.
lost all respect for mick after the fawning xer did over teenage girl skateboarders
>>153845799we all saw it during ozlympics, chatting with some kraut about HRT
>>153845783Was he good looking at least?
mick, those skateboarders were not legal
>>153845811not in the archive champ, never happened
>>153845795Hasn't been a rivalry since 2004 kek. Essendon is genuinely the most irrelevant club in the country.
>>153845803Not much good when you have zero shale oil refineries and only two conventional oil refineries nationwide.
>>153845797not sure anyone has less than 1 MB/s these days champ
>>153845820wasn’t me retard
hopefully this blows out past 100 points
essendon are the port adelaide of victoria
>>153845828The mickpooftranny will tell you to reject the evidence of your eyes and earsI know what I saw that night
good knight alf
I support a big club and desu I feel offended when people use the same term when referencing Essendon. You are minimising my club.
>>153845843>it was real in my mindfacts don't care about your feelings champ
Lads, Nate just posted
>>153845683when will we break >our flag drought?
>>153845843no evidence retard
>>153845851Krauts don't care about your HRT meds
>>153845845night lad, have sweet dreams
>>153845749meamt for>>153845839>>153845851
>>153845839>>153845851>>153845856Time for you to go, fuck off out of my thread faggot
Bombers might be a worst defensive running team than the Roos.
>>153845836Yep.They were going to shut down Kwinana too.I've actually met a defense engineer involved with nuke subs that unironically thought "yeah just go nuclear" without thought. >they were female too
2 days until my iggs SHOCK the world
>>153845871meant for>>153845862>>153845871
>>153845881/r/ThatHappened
/r/Woosh
>>153845845better luck next year mate
>>153845888We have a good record in Qld though, we used to beat peak 00-04 Brisbane at the Gabba all the time.
bombers status: not respected by their foes
>>153845820remember this, him writing disgusting lusty shit about children. the fact that he calls them hsgfs makes my skin crawl, he needs to be castrated.
>>153845890I wish it didn't, that was a weird day.>miss I just came here to fit your pipework, I'm not a scientistI said a response that kinda made her silent though. Like she hadn't thought about it. oof...>she was smoking hot and fit as though
business idea: imitate people who annoy you and post ever more depraved posts
>>153845915kill yourself
>>153845896
>>153845908Damn, he might be SS material.
>game of Football on>alf is watching Marngrookishygddt
>>153845915i'd fit my pipe in her but it'd be hard work iykwim haha
>>153845921>they hated him because he told them the truthIran will win. Watch. The US thought this would be over by now. It's not even close.
Have loved Scrimshaw's game tonight
>>153845921Why are his posts so maddening to you?
some weird fat plumber came to my work and kept looking awkwardly over us as we were talking so i tried to make small talk but he just mumbled and blushed and started sweating
>>153845947t. koopa troopa iykwim haha
>>153845941it's an interesting mickscussion
essendonpissendonpissenbumpissenshitpiss and shit
>all posts about mick now
Suddenly it's not so bad not owning Parish
There will be lots of beltings dished out against Essendon, North, West Coast, Richmond, Carlton and Melbourne this year
>>153845954>>153845955>2 seconds later
>>153844981see the bombers blow up, up
>4 cracker games tomorrow and Channel 7 preferred this one on the Friday night How many Friday and Thursday games are the Blues and Bombers set to ruin this season?
Watching the sidemen and smiling and laughing, makes me feel like I have friends
neighbour invited a bunch of his drunken mates over again, looking forward to no sleep tonight
Anyone baking?
Fuck you and fuck the footy.
>>153845965all according to mickeikaku iykwim haha
>>153845992Another satisfied dons customer
A lot 4chan posters are similar type people with similar type interests but if they got together in real life they wouldnt even get along because they're anti social weirdos
>>153845991No point. There's a quarter left and game was over before half time. Might as well max this one and start a new tomorrow.
>>153845991no but steven cake iykwim haha
>>153846002
>>153846003Yeah, good point. Shit turn out at the footy and in this thread
>>153846002I have a few mates I've met on 4chan believe it or not
literally no one except roach cuckstomers is enjoying thisfuck the afl for this garbage schedule
>>153846017faggot lmao
>>153846017Are you a right wing extremist or a tranny?
>>153845954>>153845998haha ikwym haha iykwim haha
>>153846017how?
>>153846002ACK!
>>153846017imagine the smell
this is rlly boring
>>153845156They are up there with total number of supporters, but just like Richmond, they are bandwagoners and go missing when the team is shit.
i still don't get how people actually meet others on hereunless you're throwing out your phone number or discord or something all the time
>>153846017Steve?
you guys would probably feel mogged and intimidated if we hung out
>>153846037Hwndu blast from the past
>>153846046the narwhal bacons at midnight
lads
>>153846050i'm 5"11 with kinda broad shoulders
>>153846046cuckolding
Bombers are just miserable. Open Hawks everywhere all night. These cruel bastards should've let Merrett go instead of forcing him to suffer through this kind of shit. I wonder how far into the season he will make it before he gives up?
has anyone ever met a girl on /soc/?
Reddit meet up at reddit street
le epic high scoring games that make matches go for 20 more minutes
I wouldn't be mates with any of you
>richmonds 2026 list
>All the spuds who brought Bombers, Lalor and Iggs into their squadsKwab, this is why I'm going Bergman over McKercher, dude's gonna have a field day
>>153843488more like waddle glen haha
ALWAYS STRIVING FOR GLORY AND FAME
>>153846077I'd be mates with you though.
mayhaps a drubbing on the cards?
>>153846037ah yes, the Anti-social Social Club
>>153846079I've got precisely one player from the Bummers.
>>153846070Was thinking of the same board
Four genuinely great matches tomorrow. Christ I fucking love the footy!
>>153846070Yeah, in the first year or so when /soc/ started.You'd be insane to do it nowadays.It's only faggots and trannies and has been for a decade.
>>153846036went to some meetups and got along, kept in contact simple asover the chrissy break I visited a mate I met on /a/ over a decade ago and while we're past all that stuff we both enjoy riding motorbikes and camping so we went round the vic high countryfeels good man
lmao at all the dickheads against dense walkable cities powered by renewable energy now that petrol is going to become prohibitively expensive. yeah lets organise our entire society around a resource controlled almost entirely by muslim extremists that hate us, great idea fuckwits
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mo1jfzS6AOY
>>153846037Thats not a 4chan meetup, brittany venti is not a 4chan poster, shes a youtuber
All me old mates are married with families now. Don't want any new mates, dont want to listen to some cunts theories and shit fuck off cunt dont even know you really
should also add that the people willing to go to a meetup might be various shades of tismo they're generally not anti-social
>>153846097Meant to say "the day after tomorrow when the iggs play"
>>153846110Or we could just process and use the massive amounts of oil we have on our own shores rather than relying on foreign supplies?
>>153846077no but steven mate
>>153846119good for their opponents lol
>>153846070about 15 years ago through a kik group
>>153846037
>>153846116>tismomeant green iykwim haha
>>153846115this is the issue for me, half my mates are married & i never see them anymoreneed a gf myself go i can find a new social circle
If testing skin folds was still allowed this Muslim bomber would be getting shamed. Needs to fast longer at Ramadan. Not a footballer's physique.
>>153846070No but I sucked a bloke's cock off there once
so theres no nudes of brittany venti?
we have a word for the socialits normies
lets meet up for gather round
>>153846144crisp mick after a 6 pack
>>153846143>this Muslim bombersteady on mate
>Essendon thought they could get 90,000>MCC predicted 82,000>Only 71,000 turned upkwab
>>153846137i miss when anonymous did it for teh lulz
>>153846148Gather Round is for families and couples and even if it weren't you have to book your accomodation a couple months in advance. Already too late for most places.
whats he thinking?
>>153846161Last nights crowd was bad too, how do we fix the big 4?
>>153846148went last year and was only minutes from being in the same place as anon it was terrifying
>>153846167Wish I inherited a good list like my twin brother.
>>153846110This
ifykwim haha
>>153846167maybe coaching carlton could be better
>>153846167>could go a zinger box
>noodles with chop sticks>pastaBased retard
>>153846167
Have you guys seen Trap (2024)?
>>153846197yeah?
>>153846198still got one of them middle swings in my bedroom misso makes me wear it when she pegs me iykwim haha
Loom bros?
when i watch porn i want whats being done to the woman to be done to me
>>153846210I legit have no idea what you mean, there is no "middle" swing and how the fuck would you wear it
>>153846219we all do mate
>>153846167"Suck shit, Zach"
>>153846198I was always to big to use it unfortunately plus all the seats were sun damaged and broken
>>153846198i just had a metal clothesline which i broke swinging from it
>>153846198nostalgic
>>153846219i self insert as the husband watching
>>153846219You are a fucking faggot, mate.
>>153846221incel
new>>153846231>>153846231>>153846231
>>153846221The micksperg script is malfunctioning
>>153846239kys
at this rate the bombers will catch up in 18 more minutes
Footy is back and you guys have been so crabby tonight.
>>153846236oh because your joke failed im an incel ok retard
>>153846198We had these, a trampoline and a basketball hoop.
>>153846198This and monkey bars for mine
>>153846250We don't use that term anymore mate.
>>153846258What do the socially responsible kids of today refer to them as?
>>153846167could go a legal hsgf box
>>153846239
>>153846248mate, so did i. if you're my brother give me a call right now
Move along spastics>>153846231
any plans for the weekend?i'm a neet so it will be the same as any other day
Staying here out of spite
Just wait til the bombers get all their injured players back
god save essendon
>>153846262people of colour bars
Essendon is an example of why you need to bottom out. Like a decade of finishing mid table, no finals wins (for 21 years), and this is the list they have to show for it. It's dogshit. Where to from here? That team isn't even close to good enough to make finals to go out first week.
>>153846316ive been bottomed out a few times iykwim haha #bbc
How many Essendon players would be best 23 at Lions, Cats, Suns, Swans, Hawks, Giants, or Dockers?Hard mode: No Zach Merrett
>>153846332ridley caldwell caddy redman mcgrath
>Tonight's attendance is 71,384
>>153846316Has your our team caught up to their premiership tally yet? or Carltons?
>>153846316they and west coast have been way too slow to realise they need to go to the draft (and get good picks in it) rather than trading in mid players
>>153846344>ridleyIf fit, yeah but that never happens.>caldwellLineball. Not sure he makes the midfield at Lions or Suns.>caddyHe's promising but I don't think he'd make the forward line currently for Lions, Suns, Dockers or Giants.>redman>mcgrathYeah, probably.
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>>153846352I only count AFL premierships and Essendon only has two of those putting them behind Lions, Hawks, Cats, Eagles, Swans, Tigers, and Pies, and on par with Roos and Crows.
cats have fred right where they want em
