big smiles edition
My life is a disaster
merge essenshit with tas
I cannot believe that porn is blocked
the 'big' four are so vanilla and boring lol, victorians don't seem to realize that everybody outside of victoria just looks at them the same way everybody looks at north and st kilda and gcs lol completely irrelevant
nick daicos holy fuck lol
>>153846274What’s wrong with north
WHY was Nick allowed to go around the corner off more than 3 steps after the siren???
gggonna go watch some romance anime
>>153846274This cunt is always arguing with himself
>>153846269there is a site that still works but dont wanna sayoh, and i wanna say a friend chipped his tooth on one of those swing sets
BBC
On a scale of 1 to 10 how ashamed are you that you watch a game invented by Aboriginals?Be honest.
>>153846298I know of a site too
>>153845625Had a watch of the video.Every single pass in that play went forward. Do the refs not call it?Also, was a dribble of people running onto the crowd. Filtering in from the corner wasn't anywhere near as crisp as everyone flowing in from everywhere around a circle.
which footy team would they support
what on earth would i have done in high school if i didnt have access to porn every night
>>153846269I warned you dumb neet spastics.
>>153846309Essendon, because they too are complete arse.
kek just projected the image of a black penis into your brains with my psychic powers#broken
>>153846320crisp sam
I wish I never deleted my gooning discord account but I didn't trust all the ID verification stuff
>Hawthorn scored 93 points from turnovers>Essendon only scored 83 totalkek
>>153846342Sneed
>>153846342might be the same thing going on with Jim Carrey
>>153846342Graggle
>5 frees against and 7 hitouts sharked for Lachie Blakiston tonight.>After Port Adelaide next week, he faces:>Xerri>English>Gawn>Witts>Cameron
essendone
love her
our girls are losing to north korea
>>153846331
>>153846385should've gone to specsavers, chang
i had no dog in the fight and i still feel depressed watching that match, what a dogshit game. dons were insipid and were just as shit as usual, hawthorn were downhill skiing so no good signs from them either. just was a total waste of three hours.and then i get into /alf/ to shitpost and some shitney fairweather made the thread with his dysgenic spud bussin hairdo fuckhead in the OP. i just can't wait till he goes 5 weeks without kicking a goal again and the cazzie fuckstick swasn scum change their mind about this worthless overrated tool from a terrible team.
>>153846396Away goals are worth double, ahmed.
Yes i will admit fault. How do they advance
>>153846400who hurt you bro?
>>153846434i'll hurt you in a second you cumstain shitney fuckhead blow-in
>Note regarding "Away Goals":The away goals rule has been removed from major AFC competitions, including club competitions, and typically does not apply to tournament-style group stages and single-leg knockout matches, such as the Women's Asian Cup format. or is google fucking up
I’m drunk and horny
legit wtf. That North Korean striker had a bulge.
UP THE FUCKING SWANNIES!!!!!!!
the only thing the swannies will be up is each other's arses in the fucking poof mardi gras kek
>>153846452not drunk (only had like 5 beers and half a bottle of red), but I am playing "What a Legend"
A BEE BIT MY BOTTOMNOW MY BOTTOM'S BIG
>>153846455>*shits the bed on grand final day*
Away goals mean nothing fucking cunt
the little star
return to herreturn to innocence
>>153846489Footy!
anyone else got the matildas/socceroos jersey?nice design
nope im not a disgusting wog
ALL FIRED UP
i get behind MY tillies iykwim haha
>>153846499The picture that SAVED /afl/
>>153846507only criticism is the badge should say Football Australia, not just australia
That game put me in a bad mood
What are you guys doing now?
>>153846552Watching bugonia
>>153846552meth mostly
>family literally say this when they see aussie rules 'football' on the tvhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3y-xJBxZUwI
>>153846552just finished reading a book
bomb bres
>>153846507it looks fucking shit. nike should be sacked for putting highlighter green zig zags on our shirt
>>153846570lol they censored 'kaka' (shit) in a game where you kill people
>>153846552drinking shiraz and playing ren'py kino
inb4 some bastard says "good morning alf" tomorrow
>>153846552about to flog my penis to ejaculation for the third time today
>>153846654heave ho hunna
good morning alf
Any knowers able to tell me if this will be fully consecutive/with no breaks? Or will there be a short one, like 10min, or a long one like 30 between? I don't know how long average games go for, 2.5 hours?
>>153846735u fkn smart arse cunt
>awst
Albo was at the rugby tonight
i can't believe he cheated on us
>>153846846taking the snoop route
Albo has always been a Rabbitohs fan he was never missing Johnston break the record
>>153846950Albo likes Newtown Jets though
>>153846945Apparently he’s worn a Saints guernsey
>>153846955He's from that Newtown-Marrickville area so he chucks on an old Jets jersey every now and then for the local votes
>australia is now more obese than the ukgrim
>>153846973women are getting bigger
>>153846973honestly don't carethis county is shit now; I'd nuke every state capital in a heartbeat>b-but the rest of the world is shit too!!I agree. I'm a localist now. Youse can all get fucked
>>153846981Everyone is>>153846995k
Thinking about moving to Sweden
>>153847024i would say they won't take you but my cousinza who has no qualifications, skills, savings/assets or working experience outside of picking fruit managed to get permanent residency there last year so anything is possible i suppose
>>153847037My mum's Swedish so I have citizenship rights lol
I used to be interested in Spain but it turned out that it was degenerate even by European standards
>>153847024Congrats on converting to Islam.
>>153847050well au revoir then. get you a nice frida titsberg gf
>>153846464>march 2026>still no photoshopped movie poster of this picdo something you useless neet spastics
>>153846973nice
For me it's France. Leather Jacket smoke cigarettes hang out old bistro's drinking wine.
>>153847102crisp aesthetic
odds have another beer
having one anyway fuck youse
Took a huge curnow in the bane
iggs finna win this round
iggs winning would be fucking hilarious desumight make up for how shit last night's game was
yeah the boys
take it to blokes advice mate
caramel slice for breakfast
Its a caution sign that a potential rapist is driving
It used to be really good. Helping guys with mental health struggles. Then it got taken over by 'alpha' cockheads who call women 'three holes' or something, and talk about how women suck etc. Has just gone downhill hard.When I joined, it was like half half that. A few of us trying to keep it good. Then it just devolved into pure incel central. Whole bunch of dudes who have sworn off women, and others announcing they are going to kill themselves after a custody battle, and others having a bad split with a partner and going on a cringe rant about how all women are shit and can't be trusted.So, naturally take them as a warning sign of somebody you don't want to interact with, and who probably shouldn't be trusted around women now
So I joined BA really early on in its infancy. It was a place for men to get help from others going through the same shit. Depression, anxiety, breakups, child custody battles, etc. To begin with it was a safe space for men to open up without judgement. Friend therapy. I bought a shirt and was proud to be a part of a positive movement with no agenda but to help others.After a couple of years the group got really big, and as more people came onboard, a more toxic energy infiltrated the space. The writing was on the wall.By the time I left, it was a Covid conspiracy group, woman hate group and a bunch MAGA boot lickers. It got shut down for spreading misinformation and hate speech.When it came back I dipped in to see what had become of it and it is now just a cesspool of hate and bigotry and far right nutjobs spewing utter garbage and gettin praised for it.Depending on how early or late in the piece the BA sticker was bought, they could be a really good and genuine person, or an absolute shit bag.Hope this helps.
It’s a group for insecure men. Genuinely horrible stuff. There’s some videos on TikTok that go over their stuff.It’s aimed as a mental health thing but it’s just blokes telling each other to harden up or to blame problems on the their missus. It’s full of women hate.
why is it so homoerotic?
yjk micksperg has a Blokes Advice sticker on his (mums) car
richmond are not legit dangerous this year but will be in a year or two. sam lalor is already better than pretty much every other currently active no.1 draft pick (hurts to say as a poort fan with JHF on >our list), they have decent players in every position, a good mix of experience and youth. the sharton poos were fucking abysmal and would have lost by way more if lynch wasn't historically shit. frankly they should not play him, he's a liability, he fucked an easy taranto goal by being a grub and starting a fight for no reason and then went on to kick 7 behinds like a total plodder.
the last two games have been weird because i would argue none of the wins were convincing. the poos were diabolical and had a shocking 2nd half fade out like they usually do, nothing has changed for them aside from jagga being admittedly pretty good. nowhere near as good as lalor for my money though. hawthorn beat up on a terrible essendon side that is sliding into norf melbourne territory rapidly, they really have no prospects aside from caddy. a side that played in a prelim should beat up on a glorified vfl team frankly. they still have a number of major outs. duursma and merrett played okay but they still have no defence whatsoever. honestly it was just sad to sit through that shit. i am a neutral who just loves footy but i was getting to the point where i thought about flicking over to coconut smash because it looked to be a closer game, that's how bad it was getting.
wake up neet spastics
>>153850323didn't get the best sleep was too excited for todays matches
gma
>>153850646sorry about last night dosnchap
I need some advice fellow blokes
>>153850744yeah here's some fuckwit, harden up
>>153850756This is truly good blokes advice
Unfortunately alfs posting last night just wasn’t up to the level
Blokes advice is based, we need more spaces where blokes can just be blokes
>>153850742water off a ducks backhawks have a better system + gunston is a jet
you're a bunch of insecure poofs
buying some boots for footy today, what do you blokes recommend
yeah i play footywant to come to my game?
Good morning alf Back from my 3 day holiday
I'm the most feared man in the southern hemisphere
PMs doing the whole le just one of the boys xd schtick is grim as fuck
>>153851036RM Martins bloke
>>153851116be a good goyim and tow the line this time ok?
you're not even using that word correctly fuckhead
you cunts going to give me a remotely decent answer? fucking dumb cunt spastics
>might ask a bunch of terminally online losers who haven't played sport in decades what footy boots to buytake a good hard look at yourself you fuckwit
>>153851458Woah woah woah this is a gathering of blokes mate, we advise each other
reddit is where dumb people go to act smart, 4chan is where smart people go to act dumb. perfectly reasonable to ask you lads such a question
blokes on blokes
>>153851544nngghh...
love that feeling needing to take a shit in the next 20 minutes
>>153851703crisp sydney on grand final day
>>153851703Im literally on the toilet right now doing a big essendon
>>153851777you knew it was going to be disappointing before it even started?
Guys I discovered that my sports torrent site uploads AFL games so now I can start following the sport. I’m going with collingwood.
>>153851830bloody shit on ground
fuck offas if you will be downloading torrents for 6 months watching gamesyou will do it once get bored 2 hours into the game and never do it again
>>153851902thats a swans
actually worried for the swans based off carltons performancea good team would have won by 200
>>153851703wouldnt mind a last 2 minutes vocaroo of it desu
Adidas Mundials mate, assuming theyre still molded studs and 'roo leather
>>153852027>moldedfoy
>>153851999anons dont like to admit it but the swans, even when injury depleted usually compete well with everyone, from the shittest to the best. >muh gf choke muh shit the bedmore of a reflection of how shit the rest of the teams were in those years allowing a team of freshies and uncs and a a squad still rebuilding to get there
>>153852039Autocorrect. Apologies f grade back pocket but sharp on the grammar anon
playing Skyrim
howling what the bombers turned down for meretthe isnt even that goodprobs his last good year of even been an effective player 2bh
>>153852189I used to play Skyrim until I took an arrow to the knee
found half a bag from golden plains last weekend. saturday begins.
>>153846269And people used to ask "why would you ever download porn?" The sites I use are still unaffected but even if they weren't I'd still be fine.
>>153846358I felt like I made a mistake not taking him in defence but I think I can live with it now. Will make money but even being a role ruckman I don't think he'll be a must own.
>>153852192They're stupid. Their list needs a deep gutting and a full rebuild. That would've been a start. Now they'll get one more year of Zerrett being their only good player and he'll request a trade again. The offers aren't going to be better when he's a year older.
>>153852606The offers might still be similar, the picks will just be for worse drafts.
dont give pooftas arse about your fagtasy teams
>>153852643me neither but its footy related so shut your fat fucking piehole.
>>153852606they have had a deep gutting you fucking casualjfc you act like you follow essendon fuckwit
>>153852723>they have had a deep gutting you fucking casualOh right, that's why they still have superstars like Darcy Parish, Xavier Duursma, Nik Cox, and Will Setterfield on the list along with no ruckman and only a handful or so of quality kids.
New ladder topper SOON
>>153852815THESE TWO TEAMS ABSOLUTELY CANNOT STAND EACH OTHER
>>153852636lol yep, could've had multiple picks in uncompromised drafts but they'd rather picks in drafts Tassie will be taking half the first round. What retards. And their braindead fans will continue to celebrate their mediocrity. Imagine being okay with the state of that list after years of doing sweet fuck all.
Triple M Rocks footy
>>153852827Last year gas were the only "good" team the dogs could beat so it makes sense desu
>>153852862Giants have only won one of their last 10 matches against Dogs. In that bts doco Kingsley was blowing his lid and baked his players about how shit they always were against Dogs and even asked 'what is it about this fucking team!? [that makes you turn shit]'.
Hope these rumours about Netanyahu turn out to be true.
this draft was terrible if fucking willem duursma went first and future drafts are going to be even worse. hawthorn offered essendon a fucking unsalvagable deal for low first round picks when essendon already had a bunch of higher picks and a spud like hustwaithe, essendon were right to refuse the offer and hold merrett to his contract. the fact you people are so stupid you think the dons should have traded their best player for nothing shows you know nothing about footy in addition to your trite ramblings about politics.
fuddie?
>>153852938surely blooding any young talent is better than merett getting 32 touches and still getting pumped by 10 goalscant be much worse surely
>>153852938Yeah, you're right. Getting nothing but one more year out of Merrett, finishing bottom 4 and having him request a trade again was the smart move.
>>153852965no actually the smart move was taking the useless spud who couldn't get a game at the hawks and more fucking rookies when essendon already have a young list that they need to get experience into, you're so right bro, i wonder why the fuck they don't listen to you. maybe richmond should have traded dustin martin before 2017 too for picks 15 and 16, what idiots that they didn't think of that!
>>153852962they literally have nothing but young "talent" champ
>>153852943nice pussy
>comparing fucking stat padder merrett to dusty>implying essendon is on a richmond trajectory
>>153852943gday fella
>hawks faggot genuinely thinking he knows anything about footy
>>153852943yes mate
>>153853009>we want to be mediocre!>we love it!Retards like you are why Essendon can keep fucking up over and over and over and be permitted to keep doing it while their supporters lie to themselves that they're a big club.What's the difference if Merrett is out there instead of more kids, especially when most of the kids you have are shit? You'll get pumped by 80 points instead of 60? And what happens when he requests a trade again? What was the net gain? Another wasted year? Richmond went all in on the kids and they have already gone past you. In 5 years when you're still rebuilding they'll be a good team.
>keeping a player past his prime to prove a point>belted by 10 goals each week
i'm not a dosn fag at all but it is a simple fact that the hawks offered an untenable deal. if they came for your club's best midfielder offering fucking henry hustwaithe and a bunch of low first round picks, you would be utterly insane to accept that deal. if they offered that shit for a butters, mcluggage, daicos, you would laugh them out of the room.
>>153853009>maybe richmond should have traded dustin martin before 2017 too for picks 15 and 16, what idiots that they didn't think of that!False equivalency. A 25 year old Dustin Martin is worth more on the open market, especially to a team that's played finals in 3/4 of the previous years, than a 30 year old Zach Merrett is to a bottom 4 team that hasn't played finals in 5 years and is about 5 years away from playing them again.
>Best player is a 30 year old mid that wants outGrim.
>>153852799nick bryan
>>153853161>comparing merett to butters and mcluggagesee this is where its delusional he is fucking 30 and almost done lolbeen essendons best mid means shit all 200 other afl players fit that criteria
if merett was any decent essendon wouldnt be so shit
hawthorn wanted merrett for peanutsessendon said no
dosn do it too themselves but it still pains me to see them suffer.
essendon will wish they had those peanuts in 2 seasons
>>153853037>>153853061>>153853103>frogposting
Essendon deserves all the pain they endure, hope it continues.James Turd and his drug shit and the way they treated old mate who outed them was fucked hope they get deleted from the comp
i don't even disagree that they should have sold off merrett considering he wanted to go, but you cannot tell me that hawthorn were offering a good enough deal. at the very least they should have parted with a starting calibre mid for merrett. you can say "he's old and he's done for" but he is their best player. and if merrett is so shit then why would you argue the hawks should have gone for him in the first place? the hawks proved they don't even need him in the first place. their midfield is just fine.
chip butty for lunch
honestly man im just fucking chilling right now
>>153853281this, and i'm the same with norf
>>153853299reminder dank worked for the cats and juiced them up too but nothing ever happened to those drug cheats, wonder why?
>>153853312because he wanted out?there is no point for hawthorn doing a like for like tradeessendon can have their win and continue to lose by 10 goals with merett
>>153851904that might be true but im gonna at least give it a try
Nah bombers are just shit cunts imagine keeping a bloke who has watched shitty team selection after shitty team selection fall around him while he carried the entire team on his back said he doesnt want to be there anymore, is ageing and wants to play for a team who at least has a premiership chance before he retires. They've said for years theyll repay his faith and have failed him constantly, so to reward him in his twilight years they force him to stay, chuck him out of position and remove him from any leadership roles.Absolute fuckwits
>>153853325I've given up on north. They obviously can't do it with their current squad and clarko hasn't been the answer. They'll probably have to go through another rebuild when clarko leaves
>le merrett should have goneknee jerk media consumers
>>153853375It's also they could done with an injection of talent through the draft with what was it 4 first rounders?
>>153853343el basado
>>153853379wouldn't half surprise me if they merge with tas really
north have done more than essendon in the last 20 years
>>153853394That's a real possibility which would suck imho.
imagine still supporting essenshit, merret should just go out there and drill passes to the other team every time he gets it
The League needs a functioning Essendon.
>>153853375good morning sammy, did you just drop mabior home?
fuck you cunts are stupid and know fuck all about footy, would love to see you cunts just roll over and give up any half-decent player you have for a packet of smiths and see how the teams you run go. absolutely fucking delusional cocksucking spastic deadshits. shut the fuck up.
>>153853482i know everything about footy
if youre going to promise a player hell be repaid for wasting his time on a SHIT team and dont do it YOU fucked up, not the playerhave another beer uncle rico then kys
hawthorn offeredpick 9, 2026 first rounder and henry hustwaite for merett who is turning 31 this yearbrisbane traded pick 6, 19 and 55 for a 25 year old lachie neale who is by far a better player than merett
it's pretty interesting how essendon being shit recently directly coincides with ridley becoming injury-pronethey were on track for finals in 2023 and then when he did his quad they got belted to finish the seasonthat said, brad scott is a complete moron that continues to fail upwards
THESE TWO TEAMS
why does everyone saying beating brisbane at the gabba is hard to dothey lose more there than away
>That captain's handshake was friendly on the coin toss>>153853552I dunno man that seemed reaaaally friendly...
is sanders related to colonel
>>153853546yeah and freo should have held onto neale, what's your point?
I've seen enough, these two teams are absolutely mint and there will be a rematch in the GF because it will be a GRUDGE MATCH
da BONT
>>153853636that they would have lost him for free the next year?
Stringer is a fucking sleeper agent
stringers the guy that hangs out in front of high schools at lunch time in his modded hyundai excel
>nick, we WANTED to award you the Brownlow, we really did. >but Marcus, well, he was due. >and the naked pics of you on the internet, that just made it a bit awkward. >yes, we heard they were faked, but honesty, we could'nt be sure.>don't worry, that place you bought, whats it called, Tasmania? yeah, looks nice. sure it'll be worth a bit one day, once you get rid of all the indians and the wallabies.
>>153853546Really is a shitty deal desu
>>153853771he's not me retard
can you cunts stop talking about two teams that fucking lost and start talking about this ripper GRUDGE MATCH that is going on right now?
>>153853808yeah, no loisence.
on the look out for the fat dogsperg behind the goals
NO MORE IMMIGRANTS IN MY COMMUNITY
>>153853841there's a hamplanet right there dead centre
my first car was an excel panel van model
>>153853383>"knee jerk">lost their 14th game in a row and showed precisely zero signs they will improveIt must be kinda nice to have the blissful ignorance of a Dons customer.
>>153853461*in the VFL
>>153853900imagine parking this bad boy in the bunnings trade section
>>153853905ummmmm dont you get it they "owned" hawthorn and showed they take no shit okay!!!!!???
>>153853568That's a pretty recent development and the media is always a few years behind reality. Until 2024 they rarely lost at the Gabba. Ironically (or maybe logically?) when they became better on the road than they are at home they won two flags.
>>153853636Look at the list Fremantle has built in the wake of their best/2nd best player wanting out. Now look at Essendon's list.
>Saturday football is all pay-to-watch I think I speak for everyone when I say we need to peacefully protest footy executives.
>>153854020dont bother arguing with themtheir loser fans will make some false equivalency well fremantle hasnt won a flag so we are the same
Any footy matches on today?
>Grimglish on the bench since 12 mins to go>Only comes back nowJUST JUST JUST JUST JUST
>>153854030it's not on. kerry packer would never.
>>153854049i'm not even a dosnfag you retarded purple maggot cocksucker, the reality is the roaches tried to fleece the dons and they smartly told them to fuck off. freo is a joke anyway and doesn't have a good enough list to win a flag.
not good signs for nicks brownlow
>>153854074Fuck off dosnfag
>>153854030I'm paying for no ads during the game. Getting a Saturday full of high quality games while FTA povs get nothing is just the icing on the cake.
imagine getting so riled up defending essendon kek
>>153854074>smartly>[loses another 14 in a row, coach gets sacked, and Merrett leaves for less than offered the previous year]
Where are all the sack Bevo idiots now???!!!
>Grimglish
>>153854096I'm paying for no ads and no ch7 commentators.Getting a Saturday full of high quality games while FTA povs get nothing live is just the icing on the cake.
>>153854109If only their players defended on field with as much intent and fervor as their supporters defended their club's repeated stupidity.
what sort of methed up parent names their baby phoenix
>>153854117like i said, if you are gutless and cowardly enough to let your only good player leave then your football team is going to be shit. like norf letting their only no.1 pick leave for port because he was homesick, genuinely laughable how cucked that useless pack of fuckheads are. they probably wouldn't be in finals but he is another reliable mid-forward.
>>153854157>We're fucking shit and continue to make terrible decisions >But what Norf, am I right?Nice deflection but your team is as bad as Norf.
Half the teams in cucktoria could fold tomorrow and the comp would be better for it
kwab
keep running your mouth fuckhead, prove how little you know about footy. i mean you're so stupid you actually think i'm a donsfag lol. really smart to gamble on two rookies in compromised drafts rather than stick with a reliable midfielder when you are already fucked and your team is already young. richmond didn't start their rebuild by fucking off all their premiership talent immediately. in fact i'm pretty sure their list is still older than essendons.
id rather gamble on pick 30s then keeping a "star" player and getting belted each week let alone a top 10 pick
>>153854215just fold norf and freo, simple as that
>>153854224Get a load of this dosnfag. Your club sucks and so do you
willem duursma going first in the draft is proof it was a shit draft. this year is going to be even worse because the real number 1 is probably going to port through the NGA and the rest are compromised by tassie. dons shouldn't have taken the deal. that simple.
essendon just keep winningcant fault any decision that club has made the past decade
peanut butter is disgusting
>>153854224>I don't support Essendon>But I do support their terrible list management decisions
>>153854215>less matches, fans and revenue is good for the comp
>>153854284Shut the fuck up, faggot.
>>153854284my dog disagrees iykwim haha
bet this fucking spastic arguing dosn should have cucked out to hawthorn is the same dumbcunt deadshit iggs fuckwit saying brisbane got fleeced for giving them a vfl player and a bloke one knock away from retirement kek
>>153854284the opinion of A IDIOT
>>153854297It'd be good for the comp. It'd be bad for the business.
Richards turned into an elite mid pretty quickly. Rednut is a fucking gun.
i quietly think telstra dome or whatever you call it these days is one of - if not the - best stadiums in australia
>>153854284bad take
thats one of the goals of the year but the plebocrats would never acknowledge it
Surprised we didn't hear a "don't see that too often" when Bont fumbled that.
docklands is a soulless shitholeadelaide oval is sovl incarnate
>>153854416beyond the trees and scoreboard (which by law they couldn't remove) it's an ugly soulless shithole
the red cuffs on shitscray's jumper are so dumb
Weeyams
>People were making the same arguments about Adelaide Oval that they are now about Brisbane Stadium and Macquarie Point>Now everyone loves it
>>153854439the opinion of a mongoloid spastic deadshit maggot coward fuckwit
That is a disgusting finish from Brown.
brown fucking stinks
>>153854597>iykwim haha
Goddamn, I hate Brown(s)
Lads, Max just posted
Great another game over at half time.
Lads, Giants just posted
Footscray look good this year
What's your theory for why Giants always play shit against the Dogs?
do you losers even like footy?
>>153854873Not really, no, but there's nothing else on
Maxibon stocks on the rise after this blindah
Fucking hell. First time I've gone without Bont for like 5 years and 2 games in already massive regret. How am I gonna get this cunt into my team?
>Saturday's games will be greatzzzz
hotdogs
might go give the arsehole a flogging at half time
>>153854224Youre a fuckin dumb cunt aye, unnecessarily aggro too sign of a weak cunt fuck up armchair expert bet you cant even kick a footy
just saw an (upside down) russia flag in the crowd, lads
fucking brown cunt
Half time
>>153854990you are a deadshit dropkick maggot fuckhead and i would beat you to death champ
>Tim 69% ToG
>>153855092You are a faggot loser. Neck yourself you gimp cunt
>>153855092lol larp more you fat miserable cunt
fucking spastic hawkroach cocksucker thinks he can talk back to me kek
>>153855135>help me everyonelmao
reckon the cromry are going to rape the fagpies tonight
>>153855280you must be an absolute dogbrained spastic then mate
>>153855304the pies have no backline and one forward, little faggot naicos is also an overrated turd and a turnover machine. thilthorpe could kick 10 tonight easy.
i renewed kayo after swearing i wouldn't, forgive me alf...
>>153855326shut the fuck up you worthless cunt
>>153855112I would think he'll play out virtually the entire 2nd half in the ruck without much of a break so likely just ensuring he's kept fresh.
>>153855349People always say that. In the end we give in. There's just no viable alternatives. Yet.
>>153855349>>153855431IPTV YOU SPASTICS
think about how bad gws lookthen how bad hawthorn must bethen how bad essendon must be
>>153855431i thought i could be a decent man in an indecent time. but i can't.
>>153855470isn't the stream like 2 minutes slow? and wouldn't you need to be on vpn for that?
gas are fucken SHIT
I cancelled my Kayo subscription in January and I they offered me $1 for the first month to resubscribe. Probably going to cancel as soon as footy season ends from now on.
>>153855487Giants are literally always shit against Dogs even when they're good so this game isn't an indicator of anything except that trend continuing.
>>153855497No and no. I set a 15 second buffer on mpv, you can use whatever
>>153855470How much do you pay for that?
>On track for a 100 point lossEven considering how much they usually suck against the Bulldogs this is a terrible and demoralising performance.
>>153855554$16 gets you all the channels in the world on 2 devices (including coombait TV, disabled them on the episode guide for holy purposes)
>>153855526>Giants are literally always shitsaved you some words lad
dogs are the real deal this year
You blokes enjoying Super Saturday?
>>153855602They're always elite until they face a top 8
>>153855602i thought they would be top 4 last year, i still think they'll do it this year
>>153855602>Lions stop running in the last quarter and cough up a 26 point lead to lose by 5>Annual demolition of GnatsI'm not convinced yet.
>>153855606no but steven saturday or something
>>153855606Ginats letting Dogs do as they please and my SC looks like shit. I am hating it so far.
>>153855628kek merked that micksperg faggot
>>153855612they beat brisbane, they clearly got over that downhill skiing. >>153855626it was a real contest even at the end, both teams played really well but the dogs were just better. i was literally there mate. also they are putting gas to the sword more than ever before. just making it look like they're playing a vfl team.
Is Clayton Oliver doing okay?
Is Jakey Stringer fasting?
>>153853905that doesn't make sense all night all the commentary was about zachand you bought it
>>153855657>i was literally there mateI didn't give a fuck. That doesn't suddenly make your opinion any more valid.
>>153855665ramadan is such bullshit, it's just skipping lunch and being a gluttonous fuck when the sun's down
>>153855681>that doesn't make senseYes it does, stupid but I wouldn't expect you to get it.
>>153855665no mate, hsp, hsgf and ipa
Who did it best?
>>153855708Why are they such copycats?
i miss the open roof telstra dome
Boring match. I turned it over to the A-League that just started (CCM vs ADL)
>>153855708>Soul>Soul>Soullless
>>153855720sheffield shield is on you fucken wog
>>153855699which team do you follow? i need context from your side
>>153855708nrl maggots really tried to copy the afl with all 100 people who turn up to watch that shit kekbuddy's was best
>>153855721>buddy 1000>soulit was soulless as fuck, just a bugmen trying to cash in on the moment and recording themselves on their phones for social media clout
>>153855686you don't know ball you dumb cunt, don't talk if you didn't watch it.
>>153855586>disabled them on the episode guide for holy purposesgood lad
>>153855738Bulldogs.
last week was a meme game the lions applied 0 pressure really
>>153855750I watched it. Lions stopped running. Dogs went coast to coast like four times in the last quarter. If you were at the ground and couldn't see that you might be retarded.
>>153855777cheers good luck
THERE'S BLOOD ON HIS FACE
That was Naughton canonballinserting himself into a contest and concussing THREE playersSuspend this madcunt
will lewis be concussed?
>>153855824no but steven may
These not 15 calls are pretty inconsistent
Kingsley has just let Bont run free and do whatever he wants all game. What's the strategy there?
What are weekend of footy!!!
>>153855869had a bloody gutful
>>153855875all the coaches came together to cuck nick out of another brownlow
Our tillies beat best korea
Still another quarter of this shit.
>>153855941no one gives a fuck cunt
Great another fucking scg game.
>>153855961that fucking shitty arse camera anglefuck that shithole
>be's using my new OLED monitor to watch ASMR
>>153855966Yeah I'm gunna watch the other game and I'm a bane supporter.
There is no dignity in fast-food, no self-respect.
will naughton outscore peews
was driving back from work and heard about some MEGA COLLISION on the dial, how was it?
>This camera angle isn't pleasant!What do you queefs do when you go to a game?
>>153856006meth mostly
>>153855986I'll be eating a big bucket of no dignity in a few hours.
>x is shit so y must also be shitdumb cunt argument not even worth a quote
>>153855961we're all gonna watch the pies game
naughton AA this year?
>>153856027does he have a drinking problem?
>>153856032no but steven may
Getting some peking duck for dinner tonight
>>153856036Sounds good.
why do some rucks only wear 1 shinguard instead of 2
>>153856043yeah they have a few good songs
Jeetdash used to have really good deals until Menulog folded and now they rarely have anything good. Coincidence?
just got back after watching the first half, did i miss anything?
Watch pies v crows live, then swans v lions on replay straight after. Night set
lads, xavier just posted
Lads, Xavier just posted
got a fucking comedian in here
turned off the footy during the 3rdnot even a fun watch tbdesu, just want it to end
>BT seething at the stats guy on Triple MkekHe's so petty. It's great.
can feel a fred win 2bh
>>153856075rule changes have led to way more blowouts so fargonna take a few more rounds to confirm but if every game or even every 2nd game is like this now it's going to be really disappointing
>>153856076What triggered him?
>Grjll AND Jaques on benchJUST JUSTJUST JUST JUST
>21.7Dogs finally had some kicking practice over the preseason
average bt enjoyer
>>153856089every game last year was a blow-out as well, at least bane v dogs was close
>>153856082crisp
>>153856095>No BontSeason already over for me.
western wokedogs
>>153856090BT asked for stats, in his mind he thinks he was asking for disposals, and the bloke starts rattling off ratings and efficiency and BT was nudging him for the disposal count in a very ambiguous way. Fast forward a couple of minutes and he's dismissing everything the guy is saying in a very condescending deadpan way.
>>153856089>>153856103clearly we need more clubs to share the talent between
>>153856120not enough people talk about this, a podcast i listen to a bit does but adding another 50 players to the comp when there's already a massive gulf between good and shit teams seems kinda dumb
>>153856106Probably the non social sentiment users had him, it'll be fine if you have a non bye elite player in the next few weeks to cover
do you still think rc is with us
bad night to be a hsp on ubereats i reckon
what is it about gws that makes them so shit vs gws
>>153856124nah tassie DESERVE a team mate think about the HISTORY (fucking lol) and they're FOOTY MAD, think of the headlines! the puff pieces! the opportunities for deadset fuckheads like riewold to grandstand and enrich himself!
these new rules allow the better teams to score so easilywait till a good side plays an absolute shitter we will see a 250 this year
>>153856162Adam Kingsley desperately wants to know the answer to this.
>>153856049because they almost always lead with the same leg
TIM GOT A 1-2-3 WOOF WOOF
what do i watch tonight, syd bane or crows pies i'm thinking the latter
Yes the dogs are looking great, definitely not an average team permanently hovering just inside or outside of the eight have a feeling theyll do well this year
sex gifs
Think Del Santo has calmed down a bit, doesn't stutter or talk too fast
>crowsirrelevant for 20 years
>>153856182you have the 1st qtr of syd bane to decide and then can switch at half time for the best of both worlds
I don't respect anyone who eats fast-food. Simply cannot respect anyone who doesn't respect themselves.
Got ribs in the oven
>>153856182see>>153856063
>don't put goals in same game multis>winOh it's that easy is it
> afl would be better without any victorian teams in it> australia would be better without any victorians in itI know it's a hard pill to swallow, but it's the truth
>>153856222>eating meat
>>153856218what counts as fast food
>>153856234What’s wrong with meat?
fucking hate the buzzwords that gain traction>le how did you stop the orange tsunami xduhhh they are bottom finals side at best and have achieved nothing for years?
>>153856232They need to get rid of north saints bummers and carlton just dregs who fuck up every year
>>153856248Clashes with the semen in my stomach.
>>153856232TRVKE
>>153856251>How Can Mirrors Be Real If Our Eyes Aren't Real.
>>153856249thrashed hawks with a severely depleted lineup lmao
Load up your bets on Fred
bane syd then the crows pies replay if it ain't a blowout, sorted. locked. rolled gold.
>>153856271have the fred boys docked?
>>153856251me when not sure if legal hsgf or not
do you blokes like accordions? thinking of learning to play
>>153856149last time i ate a hsp i had terrible shits for at least 2 days. never again
>>153856271many were saying this last year. and the year before
>bulldogs roarhuh?
crazy how much the players phone in the song these days
>>153856284bandoneon for me. lifelong piazzolla enjoyer
>>153856298But you can't beat the boys of the bulldog breed
>>153856271
Bulldogs are an goofy looking dog with significant genetic issues due to massive amounts of historical in-breeding. It's weird that they're a popular choice for mascots.
crisp sportsbet employee telling everyone to waste their money on the joke of a team that is the purple maggots
On paper fred should win this.
>>153856249fucking this>attacking style of play, [one of the other 17 teams]*cricket sounds*>attacking style of play, giantsLE HECKIN ORANGE TSUNAMI IM GOING INSAAAAAAAAANE
kek iggsboomer is revvedgetting one in early before his team gets raped by 300 tomorrow night i guess
>The AFL held a tribute to victims of the Bondi Massacre ahead of its season opener in Sydney, but the Swans changed the script to remove mention of the Jewish communityuh oh
>>153856339they're ugly cute and have very loveable natures
>>153856352i am iggsboomer and i have no skin in this dockies v dzhlong game
>>153856271>No Luke Ryan>Danger and Cameron backdoubt.jpg
What kind of ship never docks in Fremantle?
>>153856352not from WA but fred are a maggot cunt scum of a fanbase and a joke of a team
>>153856370okay fair i just assume the guy who randomly starts seething at fred all the time is an igg because no one else would or should care about them
>>153856379my cockship>because I can't find another uncircumcised man to dock with
>>153856379The mighty West Coast Eagles!
>>153856379FRIENDSHIP
>>153856373the two that shit it up on gf day?
>>153856357crazy how you can stage your own 9/11 times a thousand in an attempt to gain an international justification for genociding the original inhabitants of the land you occupy (who have been demonised in the west for several decades) and end up more globally reviled than at any other point in your history.
i always shipped dipsy and lala, they would make a good couple
ewww if there is women on my coverage they need to be hotnot pudgy 40 year old women
>>153856399This is not the Grand Final sir, this is the farthest thing from it in fact, Fremantle
>>153856379A friendship!
whatever happened to forming friendships...
this ground should be known as the litterbox cause the shats play there
Can't believe Bummers delisted Voss without giving him a game. Another great list management decision.
I tipped Geelong
1 day until my iggs SHOCK the world
>>153856438NOT
I cant remember any of my tips
patrick voss's autistic fangirl gf
>>153856379Sovereign Citizen?
>>153856448imagine how many times she fingered her pussy to him
>>153856442crisp
>>153856442gold coast scores 300?
>>153856442yeah by being even more SHIT than last year
>>153856447Time to put the bottle down.
pearce cant find his butt plug
Stop the count, Fred wins HEAVE HO UNNA!
>>153856427>make a friend>get along pretty well>make a few more friends or get introduced to their friends so we become a friendship group>over time slowly become the scapegoat/one who gets bagged out all the timegave up on that humiliation ritual years ago, mate
imagine if bruhn played in the gf last year
I fingered hex in a melbourne nightclub back in the day.
Remember when Pearce folded and had to apologise to the jewish community?
>booing a touched ballkek
>>153856489gotta know when to fold em
was bruhns word against reality
>the gambler>april sun in cubabased geelong boomers
>>153856489did he? i know ((((journos)))) seethed i don't remember an apology
Which one of you bad bitches is baking?
cats are FUCKED
bruhn and jez finna dp these dockies
Told you idiots Fred would win this
Could this be a good game?
NEW (not nrlsperg)>>153856524>>153856524>>153856524>>153856524
guy anus
dosn
>>153856442First time a team in the afl has lost by 200. Shocking.
