- we actually wanted to lose edishprev >>153809956
>>153813352>>153813352>>153813352
Conor Garland has 4 goals in his first 3 games with the Jackies!
My penguins ):
i hope cold coffee's injury isn't too bad
Habs better not blow this.
>>153813352my lil red wings finna do some play offs this year
blow this
/our wild/
>>153813402Flames doing enough blowing for all of us
>62 shots at 80-90mphgary tryna get baseball fans i see
never really realized that gretzky is our wilt chamberlain, not our michael jordan
Rangers are so lame what a gay way to win
>>153813352lick my smelly cup champ feet /hoc/
Weird that an american would consider Gretzky "our" anything.
>>153813460
>>153813460he's the ambassador of canada to the states
kitties scar!
>>153813460Gretzky is ashamed of how gay Canada is
>>153813497based non over politicized Gretzky
my penguins :(
Lafreniere got a hat trick
gretzky is a washed unc
smells like OT to me
What's the best moment of the day to eat poutine?
>>1538135211st overall btw
Vegas always gooning it up against my stars baka
>>153813532>In the current 2025–26 NHL regular season, approximately 25.7% to 27.3% of games have gone to overtime. This is significantly higher than historical averages, which typically range between 21% and 24%.
>>153813541after she takes a shower
kitties scarrrr again!!!
holy refpuck
Yep it’s official rangers are ofcislly the lamest team lol
norf
>>153813308random YMCA darkie got 62 at the end of Q3 dethroning lebron james' 61 for the miami heat franchise record
meow meow :)
>>153813541anytimewhen i was going out a lot id take a "all dressed*" poutine home, eat some and eat the rest of it for breakfast>fries, cheese, peppers, onios, mushrooms, pepperonni, gravy
JAKE EVANS BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
>>153813581No one gives a fuck
>>153813532W speed
FUCK WHY DID YOU JINX IT OP.
>>153813550chinkerson WILL be the face of the league and you will like it chudnow kiss his flip toes or you get the high sticking whistle again
et le buuut, evansgagner
nice one cowanyou FOOL
>SAY IT AINT SO>I WILL NOT GO>TURN THE LIGHTS OFF>CARRY ME HOME
Laffs are worse off than I thought
my bruins better win
>>153813571the stick was between his legs and caused him to fall, what more do you want
Well done wangs well done wangs... HOWEVER.
'UGE play by matheson
I jinxed it, should have continued not watching my team play :c)How can a hockey town hope to compete with the STATE of hockey?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3QxuSHGkV-c
kitties win
>>153813620NA NA NA NA NA NA
>wongs
I fucking HATE rags fans
allez montréal!
MEOW MEOW
>habs playing You Make My Dream Come True after beating the Leafslol
lightning can't beat my jackies :) this year
>>153813622rags-level death spiral if they don't get matthews to be one of the best players in the league again, and even if they do, they're still way worse off than they were when they choked in the playoffs every year
>>153813641RIP our top 10 pick.
>shorks
I have to be honest, I was rooting against OUR San Jose Sharkies :) because I really want Buffalo to succeed finally.
>>153813680Just like 2019
>>153813497I still purchase jerseys out of Canada; Gretzky's right in the long-run.
losing a fight in your first game with a new team is toughhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kCzOecjZRXU
all laffs losses that are by less than 3 should count as 1 point
MY BROONS! :)
>>153813748I think the Blues deserve to win
MY Duckies finally scoring some goals
>struggling with my knightiesKWAB this stars team isn't going anywhere
>>153813677chequed and based
DABRES :DDDD
>>153813556>>153813595Based, enjoy some poutine for me when you can.
My penguins (:
I keep falling for the yzerscam
shittsburgh is gonna be the team that fades and lets the jackies/ottawa indunno why everyone was saying it was gonna be the broons
>>153813797Crosby is never making playoffs again
MY PENGUINS (=
>>153813771Struggling with a perma pp too, one and dones this season
Randybros…
>>153813797>>153813807Unlock it bud
>>153813797it's going to be wongs
o randy
>Andersen went down and then went "nah I don't feel like moving" and just watched the rebound go inhe's not an NHL goaltender
yotes spotted
>>153813837that's also an option with how shit they are playing they fell into the wild card with the habs winning just now
>>153813826would even be surprised if they make it that far. the wild will probably sweep em in 5
skinner needs mma lessons
heading into yovertime
Andersieve
Garytime in Raleigh
the pittsburgh fighting garypoints
>>153813886Garypoints better than no points
>Stuart Skinner, come get the cup!
>>153813875What’s Andersens end game
jarry wouldn't have let it go to overtime
>>153813845
>>153813929Yeah
With the exception of Tampa Bay and Carolina, the East playoffs are actually rather soulful this year. Fuck the sunbelt.
Tonights slogan is "drill baby drill" as my Oilers find huge reserves in the mountains of Denver
I could heem any NHL ref.
5KINNG0DD
>>153813966Don’t worry Crosby and my penguins will bring back some soul (:
randy seething like a retard
that was NOT a hook there by Slavin but whatevs
No u
Blues fans just cheered a ref getting hit by a puck
>>153814022based as hell
>>153814022Based
some autistic based E-God was annoying his family with wrestlemania storylines at the bar
>>153814022refs deserve less
>>153814042Based that was me
>>153814022_/_/_/_/_/
>>153813966I'm rooting for Buffalo
Gary’s mini games in Raleigh
>>153814042did he have any good ideas?
>Pens in a shootoutgrim
>get a two on zero>don't get a shot off
>>153814077no. he was just saying the card and being like "well on friday there's smackdown in vegas and then wrestlemania on saturday and sunday and then raw on monday" and mentioned the hall of fame ceremony kek
>>153814102that was a great backcheck
Holy shit what a goal
>>153814022based
Hellebuyck used all of his clutch stats at the olympics
mario bros spotted
dude garypoints lmao
The last time Auston Matthews scored, Charlie Kirk was alive
I've seen enough. We're not making the 'offs this year
>>153814102Miller went for a no-look pass, so he didn't see the diving guy's stick in the passing lane>>153814125 is right
my avies :)
whatever... skinngod was their best player by a mile
WTF I thought he was suppose to sure up our defense???????????????
>>153814264oh he sure'd it up all right but shoring it up is another matter
>>153814237Our avies! :)
Brink score!
/KRAK/
>>153814264>1st rounder for a geriatric defenderI'm not sure what the yzerplan was there
>>153814230We had a good run. Sadly this team is soft as shit.
OFF THE FLOOR ON THE BOARD! BOBBY BRINK!
>the last thing you see before getting your back blown out in the third
>it was 3-0
that's my islanders!
>>153814382>POV youre a Russian twink that "somehow" avoided the draft
Detroit is getting bounced out of the playoffs by next week
>>153814421Nah they're making it
>>153814360>we
>>153814382We really like your vibes
>>153814352Faulk was 3rd star. Retard.
BRINK SCAAAAAAAAAAAAR! GET FUCKED JIRICECK YOU BOOB!
>blue jackets won>canadians won>bruins overtime win>islanders over time winNot a good night for my penguins ):The only saving grace was they got a point in a shootout lose and the redwings lost,
>go down 3-0 to the BLUES>winMaybe just fucking put Cal on 1st line wing you retard?
krak'd
WE'RE KRAKEN TONIGHT
holy refpuck my god
>score a bajillion goals with mackbitchni>still get btfoSounds like the guy I traded him to in my fantasy league before the season started. kek
My Penguins may actually break the records for most overtime losses AND shootout losses in a single season.Incredible.
i think jarry pissed of mcdavid
>trashville
>>153814481I hate the Islanders
Reffies trying as hard as they can to keep the knights in this one
>>153814557Good
>>153814557he's pissed the entire team is shit
YUROOVVVVV SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARS!I'm getting shit face tonight, boys!
>>153814557oh no
Huomenta but the opposite
Islanders just don't lose in Gary time.
>>153814564cool i hate you anon
brock nelson looks ancient jeesuz
>>153814569yeah that’s why the entire second period was a stars pp
>>153814557Good. Need him to go DEMON MODE on the soft Avs
If you are an Islanders fan I hope you die a violent death
>pongs ahead of a team that has won 5 more games than them>poolumbus has also won more than themblessed be our garypoints
>soi1ers
>>153814671The sad reality is that the krakheads will make playoffs over my >shorks
Rossco!
Reminder that pootah is nothing more than gary's failed desert franchise in different colors.
loloilers
This shit is pissing me, why are the standings still this close? We need more separation soon.
my avies! :)colton!
goodbye hoc fuck my oilies >:(
what the fuck was that podkolzin kek
colton who can't buy a goal this season scores, thanks oilers goaltending
>muhhhh softpusys!!! :))))))))
#RapeKnoblauch
oilers humiliation ritual in progress
>>153814705My penguins got the first tie breaker btw
how did buffalo get so good after the olympic break? did they do something crazy like use the time for practice?
I WANT TO WIN THAT TRAPPER HAT WTF WHY DO JETS HAVE COOL GIVEAWAYS???
my hawkies :)
>>153814705>Columbus has TEN OTL's
>puck tipped in off of nurse's shaft
Nurse a clown.
>>153814808Gotta keep the fans around somehow.
this nigga nurse is starting to piss me off
>benis
Good lord
>>153814833>starting
>>153814840still have no idea what this shit means
>>153814840What is this diddyblud doing on the calculator is blud Einstein.
mcdavid's not playing around that's for sure
>>153814862it means a teen rookie is outplaying his team
2m for breathing on McDavid
all of the good guys are currently winning :)
>>153814884he's locked in
>>153814833Don't worry, anon! He only has 400 games left with the soilers.
>>153814691Yeah well suck it up. A rebuild takes years. You don't just get lucky and have a contender team after 2 years. Most teams who aren't favoured by Gary understand this
these hawks rentals are softer than charmin send them back
ARE WE KRAKING
>>153814907I'd happily shoot a puck at her head if you know what I mean.
my avies :(
>>153814862nerd shit for dorks, we'd stuff these goofs in a locker in real life
>>153814907Was she in that chair before or after she took a puck to the head?
Drury Kelly Manson Burn, if that's the Avs PK you can bet on a goal against guaranteed
>muhhhh softpoooosays! :(((
when will the feds step in and do something about the pacific division
>>153814982Get Patel on it
>>153814982https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWlGtfyU-p0
bitchkinnon losing to bouchard at every touch not a good look
Vegas hasn’t beaten Dallas since 2024.
knights suck cock
ryan booger hopkins
>>153815054they do but an entire period of power play for dallas just about didnt do them any favors
nudge charged up enough chi to go nuclear against these softpussys
Shake it off Necas
hughes took a bennett hit and scored the golden goal this nigga is just pussy
kelly rhudy needs to shut the hell up
HARTMAN SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARS!
>"hooking"
ok but can i blame this avs pp on marner somehow?
>>153815190wtf
Wow the elephant team sucks
>>153815190coyotes can't get a single call this year, fucked up
vegas sucks so much
Necas!!!
my avies!! :))necas!
>>153815232MOVE OVER DOUG BODGER
if mcdavid wasn't pissed before, he's pissed now.
25 on the ice for that crucial half #RapeKnoblauch
>>153815247They gave up 2 players and 3 2nds for a guy that just got out-bodied by a rookie on a goal.
why is this allowed
>>153815296Ask Gary
>>153815296Because your team has benefited from it in the past too
>>153815296What paying $500M to start a franchise does for said franchise.
>>153815054the looming spectre of toronto media is still haunting marner
very weak fight
Soft Avs player just got pummeled by legendary goalscorer Trent Frederic
>>153815316This, pretty soon the West will run through Anaheim and San Jose while the Central is full of over the hill has-beens and rebuilding shitters
jack michaels sounds so bummed out get some fire in you unc and turn it up
my avies :((
ffs burns really has dropped off a cliff, one awful game after another
>>153813848is that hawk tuah
what a pass
>>153815461And thanks to his meme streak, he's not going to get any rest lmao
>>153815490Vasleon Podraizin
>>153815461He just hit 41 years old recently. Not surprising, just a matter of when.
>>153815296what is the problem?
your favorite sports media personality will never be this swaggy
I missed most of the gameBUT DUCKS WIN!
Weiner pegged
Weegar doesnt do much does he? The wild are just skating by this guy. Utah was supposed to be my second team.
>>153815705He had a bad year with the Flames
>>153815483/hoc/ tuah and shit on that thang
>>153815781unfortunate but necessary
MY Duckies getting a little separation in this short bus division race
>>153813744Based, the Canadian jerseys are so much better than the garbage produced in SEA
>>153815814that is quite a nice ducky
hope someone on the kraken takes his skate to zack laherioux's neck tonight. dirty piece of shit cocksucker plug.
>>153815491They got rid of coaches like babs who wouldn't give a fuck
>>153815862Don't think anyone on this team hates the preds enough to do that.
How does mcmann look on the kraken?
>>153814705hockey is a weird sport teams win by inches and innocuous mistakes now more than ever
my avies :(((
woah... nurse did something........ good?
NOOOOOGE
ughmhmmm nursehaterbros??
>>153816026Nurse should be a winger
>>153816041He should be picking cotton
>>153816063Nah, we have machines for that. No need to pollute
oy vey hyman
the avs keep doing this, they think it's going to be an easy game after completely dominating the first minutes, then stop defending... leaving someone wide open in front of the goal 3 times, can't even blame Blackwood
seems like someone slipped the avs some retard pills
>>153816102better ex-leaf than marner
>>153816176bet it was the softpusys guy
>>15381617610th in the league since Christmas. They're living off games in October and November
>>153816196no he's using up all of his supply himself
podzilla's a 5million dollar player if you ask me
well that was an unfortunate series of events
>>153816212The Avs have won 6 of 7 since the Olympics.
>>153816216Good thing he'll be getting less than $3M until he's 28
Tina the stoat
>>153816176mindbroken by minnesota right after the olympics
when are mackinnon and makar planning to show up?
>>153816275mackinnon is a necas merchant
>kr-ACK-en
We're... Kracking
Kek avs are due for an embarrassment when they face the oil in the playoffs theyre so fucking horrible it’s crazy
nhl media made me paranoid over nothing these cats are not as advertised
>>153816355Idk that might have been the worst pp of the season
>>153816421you literally haven't watched an Islanders power play
sad to see a blackcocks veteran folding under the tiniest amount of pressure
game of the shit pps
based MacK running the goalie
Avs just killed Ingram. Nurse needs to cut Makar's achilles
BLOOD BLOOD THEY JUST KILLED MY TENDYY
BLOOD ON THE ICE
bitch ass avs tell them they're getting the fuck beaten out of them if they ever step foot in red deer alberta
>skate full tilt into the goalie so he has to leave for the concussion protocol>2 minutesWhy don't more teams just do this and win the cup? Why has only Florida figured it out?
nurse i give you my energy go kill kadri
>>153816582MacKinnon was going through the crease regardless
Nurse and Jarry with the false flag
show some emotion knobcuck that's your #1 goalie that just god killed nigga
>>153816582He was going into the goalie regardless, but nurse certainly didnt help.
refs taking their sweet time
what does Kyrou do
Correct call.
>>153816582No wonder Jarry is so fed up
another angle5min major, game misconduct
what dumb call, that should just be a normal penalty, it wouldn't have been as bad if Nurse hadn't pushed him further into the crease
I'll let (You) decide who is the better team.
what a fucken psychopath mackinnon isevander kane would straight up kill dude if he was still around
>5 minutes and a game misconductit was the right callthat probably seals it for the avs tonight
>>153816661so obvious from that angle that most of the momentum into the goalie comes from nurse, mackinnon was trying to turn away
welcome to gary's league
>NOOOO! HE'S NOT A DIRTY PLAYER!!!!as if he hasn't been taking late shots at opposing players for a decade now. Hope that piece of shit gets mugged and dies slowly in the street tonight. That would be justified for how he behaves on the ice.
>it's only the 2nd periodLOL wow they actually threw out mackinnon
>>153816691There is literally blood on the ice. If you look at the ice you can see blood. You cant double minor so major is the correct call.
>>153816703But enough about Nurse.
>>153816691>>153816667MacKinnon runs into Nurse and then flies into Ingram. That's 100% MacKinnon's fault.
racing incident2 min at bestgary got money on Oilers making the playoffsAvs mad, hope they kill Bouchard
>>153816691yeah but mackinnon set his path
>>153816725but it's clear from that angle that his path was going to through the crease, not into the goalie. he was turning to his left. he only collides with the goalie after he is pushed by nurse
>>153816703for a known scumbag he's quite untouchable in gary's nhl
>>153816722The crowd sure is mad. Bouch is cool he's our retard who didn't make team Canada
>>153816771Ignore retards. It's bait
softpusys are going to start using the rags fan's krieder cope. h-he-he just doesn't know his speed! he's a talented player, why would he stoop to being a dirty player?!?!?!?!?!
IF WE LOSE TO THE PREDATORS IT'S ALL OGRE
>>153816722hope they kill Nurse*****>>153816771Ingram made a dramatic shift out as well.Fine to justify the major because blood but game misconduct is ridiculous
it's a doggy dog world out there on the ice
>zero American softpusys are defending mackbitch's actionskek. really makes one think.
>>153816661Not a fan of either team but the refs made a terrible call. Makes me wonder how the conversation went in the penalty box before the decision was made
>>153816807Ingram is in his crease, nothing he does can be held against him in a collision.
>>153816854I know, just adding to the defense of Mackinnon.
>>153816873MacKinnon doesn't get any defense. He is 100% at fault
adin hill and his friends would have fought mackinnon if that happened to him
>>153816873mackbitch is a reckless piece of shit and a whiny little cunt bitch. He finally got what he deserves and gary needs to throw at least 5 games (playoffs only) at him, if fuckin' Malkin got that for a stick tap.
>MacKinnon tylenol commercial right afterKINO>>153816891It's hard to jump someone of MacKinnon's level.
>>153816885Fair enough, I just dont think a game misconduct is justified because of intent.
>>153816891>skates awayI thought evander was supposed to be some kind of tough guy?
>>153816891jej, give kane an oscar for that performance
>>153816891>>153816907And I agree Oilers should have dummied him but they are a bunch of fags.
>he's not a dirty piece of shit! He's a great player!!!!
ingram was bleeding like a stuck pig
>>153816952>side eye into the camera
glad this faggot got his bussy blasted and cried like a queer all the way home.
the fuck is this TNT broadcast
>>153816914Involuntary manslaughter is not the same as accidental death. MacKinnon made his choice
>>153817024good argument but apples to oranges
>>153816993in his head he's killed every player on the avs hundreds of different ways
>>153816993Stauffer for GM
>>153817054>y-yeah butkwasoftpusy. >your team's captain is dirty FAGGOT BITCH.
>>153817089>American post
this mildcuck guy is the worst poster here by far, and I'm not a fan of either of these teams
stop fucking passing niggas
>>153817118Agreed.
>>153817118yep
holy moley
>>153817116>faggot cucknadian post
>>153817118He's been eternally raped by colorado.His ptsd always acts up.
>>153817118Agreed, and thank you! Means a lot!
>>153817178shut up fatty
game 7 atmosphere i bet that feels nicer in person
>>153817202why is he so raped by the avs? what did they do to the mild that they live rent free in his head?
thought the oilers had big pp
Got 'em again. Rent Free. 2. E. Z.
>"bam adebayo" scores 83 points>team usa baseball loses to italy>nathan mackinnon tries to kill a guyOdd sports night
>>153817227Won 3 Stanley Cups before they ever even step foot in a Stanley Cup final.
>>153817178for some reason I feel like you live in a halfway house
>>153817238>Maxx Crosby trade rescinded
well if the Avs get another pp they won't have MacK sucking up the puck time and might be able to cook.
Despite being the state of hockey the wild have never made a cup final EVER
MY AVIES
>>153817238>>153817257Hockey is not for you
>>153817251>living vicariously through what some dudes did on his TVkek. Sad. Pathetic even.
BIG VAL
fuck yeah Sam Malinski/Nuke
lmao my fucking avsies
my avies!!! :)))nichushkin!
forgot this is still an Edmonton humiliation ritual
>>153817278I disagree vehemently.
walman got quinn hughes money out of mcdavid's discount and magically forgot how to play
>need to run a goalie who is owning your ass in order to bring in a cold one to score a goalkek. softpusys are getting eliminated by the kraken again.
>>153817308You shouldn't type words that you can't even pronounce.
>>153817312>jarry instantly gives his dman the death starelel
>>153817331I disagree emphatically.
>>153817314After yzerman gave him to the sharks for no reason that's the one player I'm willing to believe pretty much any conspiracy about
Imagine cheering for the avs haha what a gay team
>my ducks>You're cucks
>>153817337Murphy didn't even do anything wrong there.I guess when the defense is that dire you're going to lash out at the closest one.
>>153817357kek, sending a positive vibration to you through the universal medium, fren
>>153817357One of my exes liked to say she was an empath
my avies D:
>muhhhh sofpooooosays!!!! :(((((((((
Toews just got webmized
>>153817384Cool, but I’m beginning to think he’s not coming out of the West this year.
Hahahaha suck it avs
>>153817398This is becoming a trend for him....
>you give it, I'll go itthe give and go
be more like your habs cousin retard
kapanen should have went full mackbitch and just hooked his neck and face and tried to murder him.
Avs are just not a good team they lack top level talent like my oilers.
>>153816540>based MacK running the goalieoh wow you mean he did it AGAIN?can someone please bertuzzi this fucking scumbag
what would a trade return for mcdavid actually look like?
>>153817465the back end is a bit shaky for the oil
really don't like bednar running toews on pp2 instead of malinski
Ingram got MacHeemed only because of Nurse being a fucking numbskull.I don't know how people are taking it any differently, Nurse lifted his ass directly into Ingram's head.
>>153817477If they want better than a second round pick Oilers would need to retain some salary.
>>153817489I think Burns being there on the PP2 unit is a bigger question honestly.
>>153817477Two firsts and Frank Nazar. Who is beating that offer?
>>153817494>macbitch dindu nuffin'! he a good boi who just doesn't know his own speed!!!Yawn.
>>153817477unwashed panties from the widows of your city
thinking about how my islanders traded the finnish connor mcdavid for peanuts
>>15381741332 is a dangerous age for players. Some guys live forever and others just start losing it. Hard to predict>>153817477He has a no trade so the only way the Oilers get an elite return is if McDavid approves more than one team or if the Oilers GM can bluff that they'll let him walk for free rather than taking a poor deal. Some team that's 1000% all in might fall for it.
>>153817505He would have only contacted his blocker arm if Nurse didn't launch him, which Ingram outstretched in the first place.
>>153817540>y-yeah butkwab. he's a piece of shit and deserves death for everything he has done since coming into the league.
>>153817564You're talking about Nurse, right
>>153817575Talkin bout yo momma.
>>153817540>skate into nurse>blame nurse for the contactNot how it works.
kulak has outplayed makar so far
>nelson bardakov nichuchkin>makar burnswhat being down five forwards does
>>153817591Nurse literally shoved his entire conehead up his ass from behind, what the fuck are you talking about
gg preds, our team is shit and run by retards, the benis fight was fun though
>retard softpusy is doubling-down on everything because he has mackbitch's name on his upper back right nowkek. what a fuckin' cuck.
>>153817622The picture in >>153817540 shows the front of MacKinnon's thigh hitting the side of Nurse's head. Nurse got there first.
The West belongs to Oil Country.
makar losing the puck to casperzero clutch gene
>1st career misconductand for that (((gary))) will go light on him, even though it should be at least his 6th, or even 7th, by now.
no surprise that the dirtiest team in the league (softpusys) is coached by a guy who dresses and styles his hair like a child rapist.
>>153817651Looks like another easy path to the finals this year
god's intervention against these hellspawns
WHAT THE FUCK KRAKEN??
softpusy LOSING in BAWWWWWWWWWWWL arena
Gg
>mcdavid vs empty netsThe most heated of rivalries
OILSIES WIN :DDDD
lmao this play-by-play guy always goes ballistic at the end of the game
HAHAHAHA TIME FOR YOUR CHASTITY CAGE MY SOFTSISSIES
>here is your consolation prize, ma'am.
>>153817690Ducks will cuck the oilers again
aves frauds confirmed
>vegas third in the pacific>>153817711>DOWN the stairs you go!
Funny how now that the Leafs are complete ass I'm able to get Habs and Oilers games on cable Fuck you Rogers
I wonder if Mackinnon raped the mildcuck or something, I've never seen so much rage directed to any single player before
>>153817733nah I'm a fan of an east coast team and I hate him toohe's just a fucking scumbag
The West side is the best side
>>153817728Retard
>canacuck softpusy is BOILING right now because someone is making fun of his favorite player on the interwebz.Go kiss his jersey you bought, you mindfucked faggot. Cuddle with it tonight. You'll feel better in the morning.
>>153817742Smokin' this avs packRest in Piss fags
>>153817641So what is the play when you're going to full speed to sweep the crease and D-Nursizzle squats down directly in front of youYour options are:A. Crash into D-Nursizzle, sending him flying into IngramB.Try to turn back and have D-Nursizzle smash into you, sending you flying into Ingram (this is what happened)C. Stop on a dime and tear both of your ACLs and still crash into D-Nizzy, sending him flying into IngramD. Turn away from the hit coming from outside of your peripheral vision and smash directly into IngramE. Give up on a scoring play after figuring out what Nizzy-D is going to attempt to do is going to give multiple people brain injuries in the spit second you notice his giant black ass lurched over flying towards you
>>153817733>I wonder if Mackinnon raped the mildcuckActually, the mildcuck's asshole fell onto mackinnon's dick. MacKinnon is blameless
>>153817753god i wish i was that jersey
bros can my nuckies still get a wildcard spot?
>canada is raped and gaped yet again because they have to root for an American team that can only be gifted garycupskek.
>>153817758Do not go full speed if you cannot avoid a collision that puts you into the goalie. Pretty simple. Do you notice how McDavid never skates full speed at the net when there's someone between him and the goalie? He always has someone to go so he doesn't collide
All of Canada stands with Minnesota wild they are our team
>>153817758kancho launcher
>>153817785OR, or, get this OR, Darnell "Dipshit" Nurse lets Ingram take the shot instead of attempting to ram his giant bald fucking shiny black dipshit egghead up MacKinnon's urethra in a situation where you know damn well you can't beat him without tossing him into the stratosphere and into your netminder.
I told you guys Mackinnon was a roider
>>153817818>uh, everyone should just get out of NATEDAWG's way and let him score or else he's going to murder your goalie
2024 corey perry would have amputated makar immediately after that ingram situation
>>1538178332023 Corey Perry would have gaped Makar's boipussy on the ice while everyone just watched in shock and Bedard had a PTSD episode
>>153817832I'd say one of the unspoken jobs of a defenseman is to not launch people directly into their netminder. Should go without saying but Nurse went to Retard University on a Retard Hockey retard scholarship so he might need some pointers.
>>153817833Damn right he would, god bless him. We should have kept him, even at 40 he's still better than all of our bottom end scrubs.
>>153817863>Nurse went to Retard University on a Retard Hockey retard scholarship so he might need some pointers.And thick nate graduated summa cum laude. Imagine the doublethink needed to be an american cheering for a loser like MacKinnon that can't even hit an empty net and will never win a game 7
>>153817897>an american cheering for a loser like MacKinnon>ImplyingI don't need to follow MacDiver and his merry band of loser faggots to understand that Nurse was 100% the one in the wrong in that situation. Get your head out of your ass, no wonder Oilers always top the list of the fucking stupidest sports fanbases.
>>153817916>no, I don't cheer for those losers, I just defend them onlineTell Nate to keep his head up next time these two meet. I'm sure McDavid hasn't forgiven him for choking in the gold medal game.
>>153817939>He says, while running blocker for Darnell "We will literally pay to get this man off our team" Nurse
I got summa cum right here. Wait never mind
>Stars or Wild out first roundGary deserves the worst death.
yayyyyy everything is working out for my oilies :))
>>153818106I know, I wish it could be both too.Imagine if the Avs were bounced as well. A man can dream.
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>>153817641That pic shows the opposite
It’s up
>>153818169Why flames so low moron
>>153818193Because they suck
i hope marner watched that testosterone filled game
>>153818197Source?
sick of grinding these pokemon up for hours bros
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>>153818235Watch any of their games they couldn't even score a single goal on the rags KEK what a bunch of faggots
>>153818235Standings
