/hoc/'s Jackies edition/hoc/vious:>>153800792
Rate my new tattoo
>>153809982hot
>>153809982#MeatMarket
>>153809939>everytimesorry for the prank habs bro!
>>153809982I wonder what her leg day is
>>153809982You're skinny for a Canadian
>>153810092This is in Florida btw
>>153810103>Ummm haha... no ACTSHULLY....Shutup fat ass
what game am i watching tonight?
>>153809956
My penguins play tonight
>>153810092someone make a gif of the melaninated gentleman's face
>>153810213>>153810228
>>153810268i don't want to watch her penguins...
>>153810092
POL GTFO HOC
Flames play tonight
>>153810213habs leafs, what are yinz retahded?
>>153810307Lose tonight*I corrected it for you
gonna be some serious freezinf rain in queebec so we got tomorrow off from the bossmanfeels good to be a habs fan brother
can he be stopped?
>>153810344Flames are heating up
>>153810356Wow that sucks you can sit around and seethe about your loss to the laffs
>>153810416
>>153809982Not as cool as my tattoo
one of minnesota and dallas will be eliminated in round one
>>153810461FallsCheck numbers
Too many games starting at the same time, which one should we watch?
>>153810471WTF Dallas is filtered?
>>153810485No you're just a moron
>>153810481Wings
ill go 5-4 habs in garytime
>>153810485check this dipshit out
>>153810481most /hoc/sters will be watching habs/leafs
>>153810471>>153810485smartest mildcuck fangay
>>153810285Cope
>>153810025I can't show my face in /cric/ ever again
>>153809982What body part is it exactly?
>>1538105195-1 Habs.
>>153810461Then we'll have to spend the rest of the playoffs listening to fans of the losing team bitch about the Pacific bracket and Gary's playoff format
>>153810461>one of
which game will have the best atmosphere?
>>153810618hasbs>laffsnot even close
>>153810618Sharks and Sabres
>>153810675Nah it's Sharks and Sabres. Those two teams probably have the happiest fanbase at the moment and are both playing for keeps.
>>153809982Would be an entire back piece on me
>>153810618Every time someone asks, the Bell Center is always available, and in that case, that's the only answer >fucking envious of the Habs; that's what I am.. great fucking atmosphere
oh hell oua
>>153810092>fatass leaf fan thats also a dallas cowboys fan
>>153810519>>15381058440 goal cole incoming
kindly advise the status of ted's vacuum box
>>153810743and >we are playing the laffs which makes for a good atmosphere as well, especially under the current circumstances
>>153810618tanking rangers vs. tanking flames in front of an audience of bankers and tourists
>>153810497Oh
>>153810815the >lafffs would love a victory today, in spite of the nosediving for the draft, they would love a W>O6 rivals are the only rivalries I respect and follow at all
Ready for puck drop
Habs winScreencap this
>>153810896>O6 rivals are the only rivalries I respect and follow at allliterally me
Nah, perfect scenario for the laffs to end their 7 game losing streak
no reason for pacific or metro teams to be in this year's ploffs
I just hope it's a slow slog of a game that ensures both teams at least a Gary point
i hope cute quebec girls have fun :)
>>153810519damn wonder who's gonna fucking win this one, will it be my laffs, or literally any other team in the league?!
if the habs win I'll get a nuru massage
>>153811189bases
my hawkies :)
might mention samir later in this thread
>>153811189have you been browsing my porn history again
>>153811280>..will not be seen tonight... We now return you the following episode, already in progress;
still don't know what makar was doing on that ot goal
>>153811110they should really reduce the league to 12 teams TorontoMontrealEdmontonCalgaryVancouverWinnipegBostonDetroitNew York (rangers)ChicagoMinnesotaColorado
It doesn't matter what game we watch as long as we get to hang out with our friends on /hoc/!
>25 downvotes because I said the rags are going nowhere until they get rid of mika
>>153811343if the retard is out, i'm gone
>>153811336They would need an NHL2 at that pointbut IF we do NHL2, Gary will probably have a "no promotion/relegation till I die" clause and I'd be fine with that, as long as he's willing to extend to when I die, possibly even longer>be a pal, Gary, please?
I expect Jihadri to spill the blood of infidels for Ramadan tonight.
>>153811336There shouldn't be any Canadian teams
>>153811426We cannot divide the realms, young man >twouldn't be proper
>>153811373thoughts on your loss to bud 1423 days ago?
>>153811373shut the fuck up trb
Gary is getting ready to drop 7(seven) pucks at once!!!
>>153811441I didn't like it
>>153811448That's a lot of pucks!
I didn't much care for the new red bull flavor
>>153808172possibly>>153808290classic but still disagreeable post>>153808397dreadful post
>>153809956>jackies are 12th in the leagueLiterally what is the Worst Coast doing this year???
eat cock randy
dad wants to drive 35 miles to another town for a slice of pizza during rush hour
>>153811516best not to argue when a man is entering the hunger rage.
>>153811448We need a savior
>>153811516just enough time for me to fuck your mom while you're gone
>>153811516How good is this pizza?
>>153811516Nothing wrong with pidzer
>>153811554she died in july.>>153811563i don't know he just heard about it from someone else.
inshallah Larkin (pbuh) will return in a blaze of glorious jihad and wipe Tampe off the map, mashallah
>he said that motherfucker is gonna need a shovel
>>153811573Sad
>>153811516good for him. the man knows what he likes.
>8-10-2 netminder for floridaShutout coming up.
Mother fucker google doc
Shut the fuck up chambers
tage thompson is a big guy
for you
>7pm puck dropPerfect, still time 20 minutes of vidya
>>153811623with a long stick from time to time
lotta loyalty for a hired bud
>>153811448BLESS GARY
>>153811623don't forget handsome!
>>153811505pitiful post
>>153811698nah you are
anything to keep locker room leader evander kane happy i guess...
>American Gold Medalist, Auston Matthews
>>153811712sweet as a sugar plum
mon habitants...
the leafs losing streak is OVER tonight
>>153811728a real winner that guy!
>>153811777c-chequed
It's a rare thing, but GO LAFFS GO
>>153811788I can't bring myself to say it.
gawd keep our laaahhhnd
>>153810765that's a complexity logo
Knies could have been a habbie tonight that's how fucked laffs are
Hey bros
might start a wave tonight
for me, it's going to be sharks sabres
>laffs/habs>puck actually drops at 7:07A miracle
>scoreless draws
>bo girouxgo moose!
*walks past you in the row of seats while holding a tray of nachos and 24 oz cup of yellow fizzy beer* Excuse me pardon me sorry
good evening /hoc/
>>153811826>steps on your feet
>>153811832top of the morning to ya', lad
im a kapanen guy
>>153811836>pulls out a gun why'd you do that sir?
lets go PENS
shannon my dearest...
>>153811832evenin', pal
A lot of empty seats in the suburb of Miami FL, they did win the last two years right?
>>153811845his trade will be a sad day
>>153811857>Sunrise, FL
good start to the game pour les 'abs
>>153811857I'm sure your team sells out every game when your team is out of the playoffs
>>153811845
>scoreless draws, but fewer this time
WORLD. HOLD ON.
scaarrrr
>>153811865>out of the playoffsthey're not even outjust go on a hot streak and pray someone has a downfall
>laffs
Wow, the laffs really are shit
OK the Wings are on so please shut the FUCK up or you'll have Justin Faulk to deal with. Thank you.
You guys want a couple beers? I’m gonna go to the concession at the next whistle.
speaking of gifts that keep on giving, >laffs
>>153811865I don't own a team, I was born of a poor family, my parents did make some new money though not enough to buy a sports team.
>>153811873the worse kapanen
NEWHOOK BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
et le buuuuut!>>153811845
>>153811888yeah anon, let me get 4 beers a footlong hotdog and a plate of nachos, tell them to give you the works thanks! :D
sharks sabres already turning into a massacre
orlov is so fucking bad
buffalo will never lose again
>>153811899oh Kapanen nvm FUCKKAPANEN BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
>most dangerous lead in Buffalo
buffalobros we are blasting their ass
>>153811910Im sure the sabres wont give up 7 goals again
>2harks
>>153811909No problem dude it’s all on me man
>some scoreless draws
can't cuch the tuch
>>153811832huo-men-ta
I think the kings are making it, watch them climb from now on
>Pissburgh
My canesies desu!
kitties scarr!!
terrible rebound, dobes
scoreful kitties
>the city of Motor City
>>153809982should've gotten a golden goal tat
a bit pointless to scarrrrrpost when there are so much games
>"This is the team that's second in the Metro?"
>>153812001killjoy >punch yourself in the balls
Someone forgot to tell the new guy the kitties are trying to lose on purpose
Fug, watching the panthers lose at home and the arena emptying in the third is my favorite part of the sport
>>153812010This picture makes me feel burnt out
eklund in charge of shooting the puck
It's about the Stank.
>>153811343d'aw hope you're well anonn
uh oh, Buffalouh oh
M A C KACK
scaarrrr celebrini
>>153812004>gibsh1t
CELEBRINI PUTS US ON THE BOARD.LETS GOOO SHARKS
i played beer league with a guy that never washed his stuff so he would bully the opponents with his stankit was aweful
Ryan Strome seems like someone who should have played for more than just five teams
>>153812054did he at least have respectable game?
>>153812054Didn't know bud could skate
>jack1es
LETS GOOO SHORKS
>ohio
I still got the better end of the deal by trading celebitchi in my fantasy league before the season started.
CHARGE
Wait... you can wash hockey eqpt?
>>153812061yeah really trying hard at 11pm on a monday evening
Wish we could get jackies in the final for the cannon
>>153812062i can... but it was in fact dek hockey
>>153812094Grim
PIZZA MAN STRIKESDANAULT BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
buuuut!
>>153812069Still havent told us who for.
ET LE BUT! DANAULT!
>Hedman back on the PP>Almost gives up a shortySad watching him decline so rapidly
what the heck is the >laffs problem
>>153812116can't see the puck
>>153812116prima donnas in queen city
if only the kitties got some more of these saves this season
>>153812108A player with triple his +/-.
>>153812125That’s really more of a terrible shot than a good save. No elevation.
>>153812126Still havent told us a name
>>153812129bob would've found a way to let it in
>>153812116
Why are kitties playing in white
two fights in two minutes in buffalo
SHIT IS HEATIN' UP IN BUFFALOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
>>153812141Come on Sharks !!!
>>153812116laffs lockeroom is a country club
>>153812145woll is falling off a cliff
>>153812141Goodrow is a faggot. Literally clean regular hit.
>>153812132His name starts with a B.
>>153812114its tough skating when youre 65
>>153812135Their homers are in the wash tonight, the real question is why don't they bring back home whites for every team like the good old days?
>>153812157ban whites, all colors.
>>153812154Okay faggot im long past the point of caring.
>>153812149So was the Wilds. Is toronto going to buy everyone out this offseason? That seemed to help them.
>lames
I've been watching hockey more this season and now I'm watching the San Jose and Buffalo game. Hockey needs to be infinitely more popular than NBA and I don't understand why it isn't. These games have been WAY more entertaining. At least to me.
>Copey vs Dylan Bowl>its on Hispanic heritage night Gary’s interns did this
I think I got the puck in too deep
sexy >rags goal
SSSCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRR
Sillinger just got his ass beat kek
based millennials tossin the mitts
>>153812153Barclay Goodrow was shipped there against his will as part of a corrupt bargain from the Boston University mafia
>hurrigaynes
do refs make up rules as they go
poor gally getting bullied just because hes doing his job
Bolt and Jackoffs throwing handsSo many fights across games tonight the boys Tempers are high tonight
>>153812194what are you gonna do about it?
ref moment
>>153812196Coward shit from Sillinger and Tampa doesn’t even get a PP
SCAAARRRRRR
>>153812180Damn it anon, didn't your mom teach you not to shove pucks in your nose!
>>153812196periods synchronizing
>>153812194just like my government
I hate rags fans so much.
Saint Louis was an antisemite
>>153812194Stripes make right
>>153812204what are you gonna do about it?
>>153812212vote democrat
>>153812209that jew ship we told to go back to Germany in 1939? name of MS St. Louis
>>153812145nasty touches from phil. I am so happy he's back
>>153812220>nothingkek
>>153812176It was about to be #2 in NA sports leagues in the 90s but then the NBA responded with Michael Jordan and the MLB responded with Sammy Sosa.Today, the MLB will get another long lockout and the NBA is snapping back to reality after Lebron-Curry inertia slowing down and the fact that Adam Silver is more of a rigmaster than Gary. The NHL is poised to climb to new popularity, surely.
So which teams have give up hope this season
>>153812233hockey desperately needs a football model where the equipment is subsidized
Let's go <my team>!
>>153812244>laffs>cants>dabres soon
>>153812153Macklin has already given orders to increase the violence each time he's hit. Sharks will be carrying swordsticks by the end of the season.
>>153812260You hate to see it
>one team is two ranks down from being in the playoffs>the other is topping its division
Yzerbros we're making the playoffs, right?
>let’s do a pointless interview instead of showing the game
>ehlers hurtKwab randy
>dipping spicy tendies in fucking ice creamThis country is truly lost
>>1538122831-16 when
>>153812253They're shit and for retards
>dead wongs can't score 5 v 5 >dead wongs can't score on the PPFrauds. They will lose their playoff spot
words cannot describe how much the current laffs deserves hellfire rained upon the entire team
>>153812283Rape the pacific
>>153812305The pussies will blow it again, you know it.
>>153812283sounds like gary didn't do a very good job with parity if he let one or two teams farm everyone else in a division.
>>153812307>laffs
Business idea: shorten periods to 15 minutes and add an additional one, to increase ad revenue.
>>153812283It is quite strange how toronto manages to be in the only NHL, NBA and MLB divisions that actually matter and have real teams in them.
that was a pretty move by demigod
>>153812347
>>153812283That sucks bro. Have you considered moving from the least coast to the best coast?
showtime
laffs?
>>153812369Not interested in the fent coast, no.
>>153812305What did you say?
>>153812283Reminder Kucherov doesn’t get to stat pad against these dogshit west coast teams and is still first in PPG
>>153812233I've been getting more into baseball this year, but I do agree that the NBA is basically hanging on with a thread as being on of the "big guys". It'll always be bigger than stuff like NASCAR and tennis here, but it's already under the NFL by a large margin, MLB is starting to see the fruits of their investments and changes, and NHL has literally Jack Hughes that shot the league upstream. Also soccer being one of the fastest growing sports in America (which was already big in other countries, though), that's going to be overtaking the NBA in a few years too.
>>153812388just means he has to pad a bit more when they drop by
You guys should watch me in the PWHL
>reilly
it's clavies night
>>153812408no but bring a cam in the showers
lets go mammies, scarr some goals!
>>153812408i do, but the golden eyes and torrent are both terrible >just awful, the Bean Town Feet are marginally better
welcome back slaf
SSSSCAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR
>>153812432
holy fuck dickinson are you serious
>Sh3rks
>l3afs
SHARKIEEEEEESSSS!!!! SSCCCARRRRR SOME FACKING GOOOOOOOALS!!!
>b1lts
>most dangerous draws
Our Jackies!!!!!!!
Nice own goal Hedman you putz
Bleak image. Something straight out of a Larry Clark film
>b2lts
Jackies jump into the lead!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>153812511cute blanky :3
>>153812511a good boy keeps his hands above the sheets
>>153812514Their D is a disaster with Cernak and Raddysh out.
laffs making my habbies look like the '85 oilers
>>153812491sorry, gary has decided the bison aren't allowed to lose
my sharkies are getting raped ):
it was gary that put this dick in my ass it wasn't me babe i promise that jew is trying to force me to be gay but i'm not
yeah this is a repeat of 2019
>>153812283Sad
>>153812511Grim.
>>153812547
>>153812511the most man-child coded image ever posted in /hoc/
>>153812584lol newfag
>>153812571>>153812574early start for the flames tonight
>>153812584not even close
>>153812547>what are talking about>btw i was watching that>put it back
>flamer just got his ass absolutely handed to him by ryan hartmanKEK
>>153812511is that flat tv 4:3
jesus fucking christ.
So has Toronto turned Matthews into a bust?
DETROIT SCARR
>>153812629shouldnt have given him the C
this kings bruins game has no score going to OT written all over it
>>153812629American Gold Medalist Aston Matthews???
>>153812636gary forgot to assign an intern to script that one, the boys don't know who's supposed to score!
dobesobes
Sharks/Sabres is trying to get scrappy but all the scrappy players on San Jose are like 50 so it isn't hitting the same
>>153812629getting hacked on the wrists for however many seasons turned him into a bustlet's bring more of that back btw sick of this pussified nu-nhl i want skilled players to have their hands smashed with hammers
>>153812644<3
>>153812586>>153812602>copey and dylan on pride night
DOBEY DOBEY DOBEY
>>153812644Dabes
>>153812653oh yeah you're a newfag
>>153812653It’s Mexican heritage night actually
Panthers just killed the wongs top 2 centers KEK
fatty
>>153812653just ask bud sr.
it's boring when i can't hate on marner
>>153812629he was doomed to be a bust
>>153812664cool it with the fattisemitism
DABRES
>>153812659>tfw 12 years a newfag
/hoc/'s Jackies!
>a gold medalist bust
Has anyone team been hurt more by the Olympic break than Tampa? Jesus they’ve collapsed.
>>153812648Reaves needs to take the babies through a training montage.
>b3lts
god damn our reffies are doing everything that they can for the pens
>l3ffs
>hasb
>>153812699Some days I just want a reffie hug
>>153812627Faulk was a great pickup.
the first step of the laffs rebuild is sending matthews off to turkey, theres no way my team is winning when our captain looks like that
boltZ are collapsing hard. at this rate they'll be swept in the first round
>scoreless second period in Boston
coach:>don't score anymore we are trying to tank herenylander:>just shadaap i need more blog material for my youtube channel
>>153812687This team has historically slumped after any extended breaks, surely they'll bounce back in time for the playoffs.
I just found out I’ll be hosting a wedding in my home on Easter :D
>>153812709>hugs you
>>153812664his neck goes from the bottom of his throat straight out to his chin instead of going up to his jawline and then outhe's just like me
Tampa is being outshot 21-7
>>153812724Such a shame he’s wasted on that team
I dunno who fell there but looked goofy
>>153812733>pulls out a gun get the fuck off of me faggot
>>153812728Congrats fren :DDD
>Losing to the >rags at MSG
>>153812728What's his name haha
>>153812743grim
mika zibanejad and alexis lafreniere when i just want the fucking hockey team to keep losing
>>153812755>rags
habs habs habs habs habs
holy shit kapriGOD
Wild fans often look like cavemen
my broons need to get pucks deep
my sherwood :)
>mammies>razorcakes >swamp rabbits
>>153812790they have your genes
>>153812790too much testosterone innit
Thinking about cracking open a cold one when the 3rd period starts
Gibson is On Point
Sunbelt status?
>>153812810agreed. balding is a high t symbol
>>153812811sounds cosy
i love rob rayhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EOS1ivHkwc
Awww poor little Hoc is seething that the rangers are drafting first overall and still have elite talent left on their team poor little flames and Canucks fans you dismantled your shitty teams only for us to steal it from under you gonna cry and fill your diaper you big baby boy.
JLMI
shut the fuck up chambers
>j2ckies
>>153812811do it pussy
>isl3s
>>153812842>noooo you can’t just add an elite talent to a stacked team like the rangers!!!!! It’s not allowed y-your chambers hahahaSweet sweet copium.
>>153812837
>JLMI<
>>153812857shut the fuck up chambers
Flamiacs we're getting blown the out again
jen lookin like a snacc today
>>153812885
Wow this jen meme is still a thing huh?
>>153812876Losing to the >rags is a brand new low
who's jen?
>>153812897
>>153812905Jen
>>153812905Unfunny meme spam garbage like usual. It’s a wonder why people stop posting here.
we need to start whipping men who lust over average women
>>153812905
>>153812915he's gonna be the next Kyle Okposo
>>153812921We need to start giving white men bbc and blacking them
>Cole Caufield appears to leave Canadiens game against Maple Leafs with discomfort
>>153812915already getting used to his future jersey
>>153812915who will be really shitty four years from now?
What the fuck are the islanders doing.
>destiny
>>153812964They were never good they be just return to form now
>>153812942it's over
F L A M E SLAMES
>>153812949Nice colour combo.
>>153812970Imagine if that islanders woman was a femboy
>>153812986R U L EULE
>>153812821Dumbass retard doesnt even realize your shit team is letting Florida draft Mckenna
>>153812964>What are the islanders doing.
was Panarin holding Lafreniere back?Ever since the Panarin trade Lafreniere has been looking like a different player.Now 7 points in his last 5 games and he has another 2 periods to play. Rangers fans, was Panarin the problem the whole time?Or is this just a mickey mouse run
>>153812977apparently he's on the ice now
>>153812915odds of tanking his stats before drafting to sneak onto his brother's team?
queefer sherwood has 20 goals now
Finally...
>dallassallad
>>153813051you want bud's attention so badly. do you really want to experience easter 2022 again? kwarb
It’ll be funny when Buffalo falls back into the gutter and the leafs just take their playoff spot back next season. We all know it’s happening buffalo has a poopy roster.
>>153812986So which is worse:Pandering to the Chineseor Pandering to Indians
>>153813068words of wisdom from gay parole
>the vagina of Regina
>>153813068I'm starting to hate Perrault because of how much rags fans suck him off. He's so obviously getting traded.
Butt what about our wild card spot?
>>153812915the oilers will get both celebrini jr nd turk lesnar if mcdavid doesn't win a cup
>>153813128there's no doubt who the father of all his kids are. they look just like him.
>>153813128even from this short clip I can tell he stakes at the speed of sadness
>>153813072>laffs
>>153813128Turk won't make it. Too fat.
I cracked open a cold one
kitties scar
Kek dead wongs are such frauds. Can’t even beat a mediocre kitty team
surely Gary can invent a goalie helmet that has straps that don't pop off if a gnat sneezes on them
why does leafsnet think Cole is benched as a "message" what the fuck is wrong with these tards I'm watching RDS now
>>153813173gary's abilities are unilimited but his ways are mysterious
wangs scar
>>153813186kek idiots
>>153813186>mfw benched
>>153813161
Jackies! I fucking love Garland!
cole wants to get his 40th against the snes
WE'RE SO FUCKiNG BACK
>>153813216It turns out Garland's full potential was stymied while playing on the Canucks... who would have guessed
hated garland when he was in moncton little weasel
My penguins ):
F YOU REF
fuck the ref cabal
O U RCANESIES
bye /hoc/ gunna watch apehoops somebody just scored 55pts in 3 quarters with a quarter left
>>153813308I've literally seen Kobe put up 80
Caufield on the PP
>>153813308the record is 101
>>153813283eat rock candy
>>153813308oh my goodness he put the ball through the hoop 25 times?!!
>>153813316his helicopter was going faster than that
>>153813320wilt chamberlain was a psyop
>>153813308Retard
>>153813333checked
>>153813333he wasn't a psyop, it was literally like going back in time and playing against farmers difference was wilt lived it
new>>153813352>>153813352>>153813352
holy crapola
what happens if snes/hasb game is cancelled because of ice storm?
>leafs still raped>treliving hasnt been fired & raped>no picks in top 64 in upcoming draft>knies still looks like shit>woll mid>still running with vets over calling up marlies best playersSO YOU WANT ME TO KILL MYSELF. SO YOU ACTUALLY WANT ME TO JUST ENGAGE IN THE MOST SOULESS HOCKEY IVE EVER CONSUMED IN MY LIFE???? ID RATHER EAT MOULDY BREAD & RAW PORK THAN HAVE TO WATCH 17 MORE GAMES OF THIS HUSK. RAPE ME AND MY LIFE
