Blackhawks Edition >>153792137
dad opened my damn package
shit games, gary
TUSKS UP
>>153800810
>IT WAS 3-0...
>>153800810>>153800819thoughts on your loss to bud?
>>153800810Kek
I want hockey in my country.
>>153800865Hockey is the best sport, Fernando
>>153800810report him to the police
>>153800865You've only had a national team for like two yearsgonna have to start small, as the lady league didStart off with six teams: Lima, Arequipa, Trujillo, Callao, Chiclayo, and Cusco.>If you can find interest in these places, you're golden
>Kopitar's career ends on a wet fart>Ovechkin's career ends on a wet fart>Crosby's is teetering on the edge of a wet fart or first round exit>Kane has stopped giving a shitEras ending is always hard but this one is exceptionally painful. Especially the Caps, that's the one that is going to hurt the most.
There are people here who hate him
>>153800963cops think he's gross, too, so we're in agreement, ironically
Ovechkin hasn't been a part of a single defensive zone face off all year.
>>153800994i don't hate him, he just can't win when it matters
>SLAPPAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>153800994That’s a really nice wheelchair
#DarkWoke
Why does Zibanejad hate the Flyers so much? He turns into prime Crosby whenever he plays them.
>>153800983Gary doesnt care. None of these bums play for teams he cares about except LA and Chris Sutter already gave LA (and Kopitar) 2 cups.
>the pissant hick cow town of Calgary
>>153801272>lames
>>153800983The wall waits for nobody
What happened i thought it was 3-3 KWAB
>>153800983Im 41 and have been waiting for all those guys to fuck off for a decade
>>153800822AH HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Oh you stupid faggot you thought you had a chance>lames
>>153801346But do you really want a zoomer NHL?
The fat man goes waddling home sad tonight. (or maybe happy knowing this team needs to tank) But lets not assume the man is that bright.
she tye on my kartye?
>Canada shorereally Canada?
>>153801363I don't want to win, what good does that do? Are you are you actually that retarded?
>>153800822Lmao, stupid pedo fag.
>>153801407>what good does winning doLOL lames fags actually think like this
>>153801377It's an inevitability, AND IT WILL HAPPEN TO YOU, TOO, YOUNG MANM HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! pearly gates...
Is Curtis Douglas any good?
Gary League underwhelms tonight with actually shit games
>late night ice hockey with friends
Logan Cooley is such a cunt
I've never watched a UTAH game
>>153801571I remember watching a game back in the day when they were called Hockey Club.
>rags win>check their twitter>check their reddit>fans acting like the rebuild is overEvery fucking time. These people are morons.
>Sens can mog the Kraks with ease>Can't even get a goal on the CanucksWhat?
bedard is a hooker
>>153801607You tell us, youre the senators fan.
Our Sennies mentioned :)
fuck the sennies nigga
BUSINESS IDEA: A mascot for UTAH; an Abominable SnowmanHis name will be "Abe", and he carries a Club around the rinkHis "Utah Hockey Club">Gary, call Mr. Smith and tell him how clever I am; also, this idea is now his property, his babby now, Gary.. careful
>>153801672shut the fuck up trb
>TUE 13 Games>WED 2 Games>THU 14 Games>FRI 2 Gameswhy gary
>>153801684Check out April 10th
>>153801684Gary's interns have forgotten how to program
Drinking sleepy time tea and watching YouTube :)
>>153801679extremely important and good post
>>153801679How is that a "trb" post?
>>153801716sounds unbelievably cozy fren :)
>>153801716>sleepy time teafaggot
>>153801750the guy that made the post an rb
>>153801750newfag
Huomenta but the opposite
>>153801750>ai slop>retarded post that adds nothing>greentexts like a retard
>>153801796night, schnookums
>Ice>Hockey
Chris Pronger and Michael Buble on the Amazon broadcast. Sportsnet and TSN need to step up.
>>153801873buble rules
>>153801899no one on earth has ever said this
>chasing silveroh, wow, that's annoying
I could heem Gary
MY KID GOT HIS YELLOW BELT LFG
>scorefull draw in the Windy City
>>153801968cope tranny
>>153802005I could beat the shit out of your kid
>>153802005>YELLOW BELTi can literally heem your kid lmao
>>153802005>>153802005>>153802005>>153802005FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>153802005let's see how helpful that yellow belt is when he meets my friend in the trolley tracks
>>153802031>>153802035>I could beat up a 6 year old The absolute state of /hoc/
>>153802031based kid heemer
>>153801982Gary has several muscular guards that know kung fu and kung fu's older brother, and Gary is actually pretty dangerous since he started carrying around the Colt .45 revolver... has a couple of dogs... his cat's pretty angry, too...
>>153802097I could beat up your kids as well you pussy
karate belts are all politics and I just didn't know the right people
>>153802140bro same
>>153802112I believe Gary himself is well versed in jujutsu.
If any of you have 6 year olds just know i can beat their ass
God this team fucking sucks ass
why do wrestlers say "this business" and "you people" so much I almost never say either of those things
>>153802243Oh yeah, Well I bet I could beat you off, I could beat you off right here right now.
>>153802275if you were in the business you'd understand t.worker
>>153802244Don't worry, maybe Zibanejad will get exiled to a California team under weird circumstances, it happens a lot here
>>153802275money and miles mark
>>153802283You be careful, now
>worked by the gameKWAB*bows down*
don't care what colour your belt is I'm going over and I'm getting my shit in (three moves)
>vanpooper
Sabres are:1st in Atlantic 2nd in East5th in LeagueLet that sink in
That took way to long for the Sens to get a goal.
>>153802381good for lafontaine, mogilny, brad may and the boys
>>153802381Also 1st in /hoc/s heart.
Sens are the type of team to expect a pat on the back for a yellow belt (the colour of cowards)
going to smackdown in a few weeks bro's
>>153802381ya but can they do it in the first ten games of the season though?
>>153802405'fraid Ive got some bad news, some Irish gremlin in a wheelchair informed me it was cancelled
>Bolts get a goal taken away because one of the players slightly touched the puck by assadent>Same thing happens to the Sens but it's not taken awayAwesome refs, Gary. Very cool.
>>153802423Tampon Gay deserves every bad thing that happens to them.
>>153802423league is rigged for the sens isn't it, upstart lightning can't catch a break
>>153802444>>153802444>>153802444>>153802444checked
>>153802421he was thinking of hampage
>>153802423The sens don't have a draft pick because the intern from 5 years ago fucked up the evgeni dadonov paperwork he probably plays for avangard omsk now
good news leafs fan JT is getting younger next year
>>153802496based reverse ager
so you're telling me the leafs tossed aside a heart and soul lockeroom lynchpin like Scott Laughton for only a second round pick? What the fuck is going on over there?
>>153802496
I still can’t get over how awesome the Minnesota high school hockey championship game was
magical amulets are based why did he get bullied for that
>>153802522Warroad or Moorhead?
a lot of leafs fans trying to jump on the ha s bandwagon and frankly it's gross, stick with your team and when they make the payoff again in ten years you.might be happy you did
>>153802521I've read this about 17 times now and I'm still laughing
>gary time in 9 bing
>>153802665I've read it five times and haven't understood it once
>>153802599Moorhead
>>153802762There is alot you will never understand like winning a Stanley Cup or the Olympic Gold
>>153802762keep going
i don't ever think about a guy like nick suzuki
>>153802833look fella I'll take the loss on the chin but I have in fact experienced both of those things
>>153802838if cam york walked into the bar right now i wouldn't even care just be like sup and tilt my head
>>153802836I think because I've had sex the amulet stuff alludes me
>>153802804oh, OKShame about Minnetonka, though... >Warroad and Hibbing/Chisolm were an equally nuts affair, both very good squads
>>153802871(most virginal man voice ever) It's eludes
>>153802851Damn you must be 100 years old
he prefers to remain illusive and mysterious
It’s like taking a shit on my dining room table and saying “bon appetit“
>>153802880raped retard
>>153802995good post
>>153802995want to thank you for this really really good post
>>153802975>both at the SAME TIME
Bedard is always falling on his ass
>Gary Time is Here
>>153803015>>153802995
>>153803063Is that what bud said to you on 4/17/22?
Why do USA baseball players seem like grown men and USA hockey players seem like kids? Shouldn't hockey, the rougher sport, attract manlier guys?
>>153803127usa hockey has more jewish boys
Frankie Nazar
that's what you get for calling bedard a sissy
>>153803127Baseball players seem older because they're obese, chew tobacco, and stand around in the sun all day
>1-0 snoozefest in Vancouver>fan also dies from stray puckTough night hyping up this Amazon stream.
>>153803156Alex Bregman is Jewish.
Attaboy Nazar!
You’re a complete clueless dipshit if you can’t see what the hawks are building. They’re going to be SCARY good here in the next 20 months
>>153803238didnt ask moishe
Patrick Kane could have been on the Mount Rushmore of Chicago athletes. Traitor.
I got a brother named Frankie. Frankie ain't no good
>>153803273He got traded, dipshit.
coming in from the WBC, time to watch terrorismpuck
not taking my chastity cage off until marner scores a goal
>>153800818
Did hockey win or lose today.
>>153803329hot
>michael booble
>>153802005only a matter of time before he is the big boss, best recognize his power now and adapt
how goat is Cody finna be as Guile bro's
>>153803340Hockey was a draw today
>>153803382I thought we got rid of those years ago.
Pat Marleau never drew a dime by the way
>>153803398Is he that bad of an artists
>>153803390Hockey laughs at your attempt to "change the rules">Hockey is as timeless as fate itself; surrender to Hockey
>>153803340hockey lost in OT and banked the point
Based Brady
>hockey is currently on IR with an "upper/mid/lower body inujury/injuries
my sennies can shutout the worst team in the league and it still feels like it was a losable game somehow
>>153803401not one single father ever went to the breakfast table and said son the sharks are in town we cant miss Patrick Marleau
There are Canucks fans out there who paid big money to watch James Reimer get a shutout on Military Appreciation Night.
>>153803475>who paid big money>on Military Appreciation Night.sad, but as they say, Caveat Emptor
What do you think of Miracle (2004)?
how were the game's toknight bros
>>153803570almost as shit as rapey's posts
>>153803537It made me a Believer again
based kempe ot game winner
>>153803574grim he got me a 3 day er last week when i called him a raped bitch kwarb knights play the stars tomorrow. might throw raw on i heard finn turned on the judgment day
Wow, that Sens game kind of sucked.
>>153803597>two shit teams face off to see who is shittierYeah
>>153803592Codemeister got the belt back bro #AndNew
>>153803615ya just gotta
>In the current 2025–26 NHL regular season, approximately 25.7% to 27.3% of games have gone to overtime. This is significantly higher than historical averages, which typically range between 21% and 24%. About 65.5% to 68.9% of games tied after regulation have been decided in the overtime period this season. The remaining 31.1% to 34.5% of extra-time games have required a shootout for resolution.>The current season is on track to potentially set a record for the highest percentage of overtime games since the shootout was introduced in 2005.
>>153803635we starting early
ded thread ded sport ded swedes
>>153803763new d4 season starts wednesday
canucks got shut up by james reimer
>>153803766might fire it up again been gone since season 4 maybe
>>153803775this is a short one since the expansion comes out late next month. did you buy it? the paladin is available to play if you did and it's kino. the warlock unlocks with the expansion release.
>>153803783did not desu sounds hype i always want new classes
It’s up
William Eklunds dad did NOT enjoy the heights of the Saddledomehttps://youtu.be/f5nVqB4pWk0?t=1063(enable subs)
>>153803873>Kitties tank>Get their first rounder back>Win McKennaImagine how fucking funny that would be
>>153803873games arent played on spreadsheets kid
I think I may have acquired a gf brehs, bit of a butter face but awesome body
>>153804015Shut the fuck up
>>153804027Let's see him
>>153804028stop me when im telling lies
it don't matternone o' dis matters
I think I made LeXplorer kill himself after the WBC thread tonight
>>153804050That man is unbreakable
>>153804027based
going to bed lads see ya tomorrow
wheres jen
EP40 is my goat
>>153804206Jen
Watching the Stone Cold mixtape on WWE vault while I play Injustice 2 what about you??
>>153804279watching sumo
>>153804262
>>153804285Cool whose the champ these days
>>153804285based me too
>>153804295couple of bums, jap named onosato who's currently 0-2 and hakuho's nephew hoshoryu
>>153804003The saddledome looks like such a wreck
>>153803873Not counting the Panthers which of the teams under 2% have the best chance to make a leap forward next season.
you're all scared
>>153804374debras
now that i think about it, what's stopping me from heeming you fossilfucks
>>153804496a snack known as the knuckle sandwich
>>153804404
slopdown was cancelled
Mandrama should be replaced by sumo wrestling
>>153801377>But do you really want a zoomer NHL?nah i don'tjust one of the reasons why the NHL seems gay as shit... the new players are fuckin twinks
>>153804780the zoomer nhl is already here, anon. mcdavid was literally born at the dawn of gen z.
>>153804780but all new players are always going to be twinks, technically speaking
>>153804780you must hate the existence of bedsy then
>>153804848>>153804855>>153804879yesi haven't watched the sport in yearsjust been checking out /hoc/ lately due to boredom...unfortunately this is the era where ppl spam players for whatever reason
Well I hate to say it but it has to be said. 26 teams play today in 13 games, and all those games? all those teams? ARE SHIT!
>>153804970why the fuck do they all start at seven
>>153804970because 10am is a good time for me to sneak a cheeky listen while I'm at work :3
>>153804970well too bad for your old ass nigga taste. but me i'm excitied to see the ultimate showdown between norrisman bouchard and makar, bitchkinnon seething, and darnell nurse taking a sloppy shit on kadri's muslim chest.
>>153801846good fucking post
>>153805015gary probably scheduled around other leagues that would draw away viewership
didney
>>153805197
>>153804970Please don't say hate
new heated rivalry tier list just dropped
>>153805290Hockey is getting all sorts of new media about it. Did you see there's a new movie Youngblood that just released?
>>153805309Forgot summary>Hockey prodigy Dean Youngblood joins the Hamilton Bulldogs and has to deal with toxic behavior during his journey to the National Hockey League draft.
>>153805313more like some toxic hiv positive cumloads
>>153805342I can see now the movie is very accurate.
>>153805290>bedard turns off the gayyeah, as if
>>153805309>>153805313>>153805342>>153805378>take your shot, big g-guy
>>153805313there better be locker room hazing
>>153805534anal grape
Scouting report said my hockey sense is below average and my compete level is also below average
>>153805567seth jarvis made it to the league with zero, almost negative talent—just pure manitoban grit.
>>153805579okay thanks chatgpt
Good morning, /hoc/.>laffs
>>153805386GET HIM ON FIN NOW
>>153805628it's way too late for that, anonway too late
habs/laffs tah night!
>>153805628>>153805634bedsy used to be so cool
>>153805644Goes to a shootout
Good morning /hoc/>ded wongs
>>153805628He'll have weak cums though
>>153805674not if he practices retention
>>153805679What if he goes full McDavid?
>>153805567You got intangibles that can't be measured by science. I'm talking Miracle on Ice, kid. You're going to be a star.
>James Reimer shutout in the big 2026 Wowie
It’s going to be a scorcher today
Good morning /hoc/>Samir
>>153805698McChud has never cum ONCE in his LIFEToo much hockey to play
>>153805711Really puts into perspective how bad the Nuckies are
>>153805727Would be pretty based but he would have won multiple cups by now.
>>153805670I hope you have a bad morning
>>153805727he was a notorious sex pest in his younger years though
>>153805754couldnt be any worse than the last decade of being a wongs fan
>>1538057641967
>>153805764I bet you wont name your team
Gary learned his lesson from yesterday and schedules some good games today. Keep it up Gary!
>>153805772This is our resident >soilers/>laffs fan Samir. Please be nice to him lest he goes on a thread-long melty.
dom1 omar1
>>153805772im a lifelong ded wongs fan>>153805798who are you talking about?
#GoNucks
>McAcne>McAssist>McAutism>McBaby>McBeta>McBitch>McBottom>McBroken>McBTFO>McBussy>McBusted>McCooked>McCry>McCrybaby>McCuck>McDogshit>McDick>McDiva>McDive>McEliminated>McExhausted>McFaggot>McFlop>McFolded>McFraud>McFruitcake>McFrustrated>McGay>McGolf>McHomo>McInvisible>McJobber>McJustNotReadyYet>McKWAB>McLabamba>McLoser>McManadvantage>McMuffin>McNineteenNinety>McOverrated>McOverworked>McPowerplay>McPussy>McQueen>McRefbabby>McRegularseason>McRetard>McSecondary>McSelfish>McShit>McSilver>McSissy>McStatpad>McTantrum>McTired>McToddler>McTrash>McWashed>McWhiner>McZoomer
>>153805761He's just like me
>>153805812Based! What snacks do you have?
I would buy a McRetard jersey
>>153805812Do you live by the sea?
>>153805843You both haven't won a cup either. You might be him.
>>153805857>>153805874I admit I stole the pic from /ck/ last week or something. :(
>>153805881Awe. We live boring lives
>>153805879just like our larkin
>the strength of the pack lies in the wolves and the strength of the wolf lies in the pack>A man that loves walking will walk past a man who loves the destination>if you can't see the light at the end of the tunnel you have to trust that it's going to be there>you can learn from anyone. even if they're not a great coach you can always learn somethingRitzy is easily my favorite Stars player at the moment. Just full of quotes
>>153805894Speak for yourself. I've joined the awesome "/hoc/-posting from a psych ward" club. And it's awesome.
>too much of a coward to admit to being a laffs fan>false flags as a chad wings fan insteadwew.
> a land is a certified schizocmtsu
>>153805919another crushing defeat for samir
>>153805919>please please be a laffernot gonna happen
time for /hoc/ to lose it over their boogeyman "samir"
> Samir mentioned.
>>153805881That’s fine. I steal a lot of pics from /fit/
cape breton senior playoffs have been spicy so far
>>153805921Not schizo. But Gary's dogshit scripts year after year gave me depression.
There’s a herd of elk in my yard
>early games today>ECHL>Adirondack v Maine, right nah!!>Blooming v Indy Fuel, 0930 MDT>OHL>Owen Sound v BRAMPton, 0990 MDT
>>>>Owen Sound v BRAMPton, 0900 MDT
>raped bitch posting>samir mentioned rmyt
>>153805984>trb outted>thread dies how many posters does he pretend to be?
>>153805945Like bodybuilding pics for example? Are you a mailman as well?
/hoc/ looks cute this morning
guile's theme goes with 04/17/2022
Who has early hockey on a Tuesday?> What ward full of sick school children are supposed to be watching this?
>>153805894Such is the life of a wagie
> Brad Treliving giving up a lottery pick to the Bruins along with Fraser Minten for Brandon Carlo of all people is going to be a stench that hangs over this organization Ya' think?
>>153801672Business idea: fuck off from 4chan
>>153806173while it will be unfair (butterfly effect innit) it will depend heavily who Boston picks, but also who Philly picks in the Laughton deal. If either of those picks pop it could be real trouble
>>153806173gotta discuss /hoc/s favourite team
>>153801672Business idea: fuck off from 4chan >>153805969
>>153806200tremendously good post
Remember the Bedard vs Celebrini debates?
>>153806186>>153806200great posts
>>153806173I'm still upset they gave up a second for Scott Laughton
>>153805290wheres the "skips to the gay sex scene" tier?
>>15380387332 teams in the league - 50% make the playoffs or 16 total.Spreadsheet has 17 teams with a better than 50% chance to make the playoffs. only 6 of them are western conference where it has to be 8 minimum. These %s make no sense.
>>153805342he has sex with a white woman in the film
>>153806280Damn how does her dog feel about that?
>>153805914hahahaand you told me to quit drinking because i sperged out during the olympics? kwab
>>153806207Yup. Now bedard has been confirmed to be a bust
my hawkies :)
>the city of Portland, ME
>>153805924snes then?
>>153805969my thundies mentioned :)
>>153806041personally I get less interested in threads when its another episode of schizos bringing up their e-rivals out of nowhere. perhaps this rape victim is one of them, but I've been falsely labeled as that guy enough times to know its a good sign to abandon shipt. taking a break from actually doing work for once
>>153805969For me; it's the Kalamazoo Wings, the best team in the ECHL
>>153806346i wrote my team affiliation
im most interested in threads when rapey and samir get blown the fuck out and when dilly has no milly
>>153806382Sooo every thread?
>the city of Fischer, IN
>>153806385what a schizo response
Will the >laffs actually win a game tonight or are they fully committed to the tank?
>>153806410>more forced laffer discussion
can someone post the us wins gold collage please
>>153806412thats old news we're onto WBC
laffs continues to be one of samir's trigger words
>>153806411
>>153806412
The laffs have kino jerseys I cannot lie
POP IS A WORD FOR PUNCH WYNA YOU ABSOLUTE CLOWN BOZO FLAWED GAME
>>153806411>the hockey world revolves around the laffs, according to the laffs>NOOOOOOOOOO DONT DISCUSS THEM WHEN THEYRE SHIT YOURE OBSESSEDyou reap what you sow leaf
mitch won
maple leaf rag
>>153806458finished strands in 20 seconds for context
Sharks/Sabres is a sneak peak at the 2029 SCF
>>153806437For 24 hours, /hoc/ truly ran /sp/
>>153806485no 4peat for my habbies :(
>>153806495They broke >1993 the year prior in a hard fought 7 game series in 3OT over the Ducks.
>>153806462>giving into laffer culture while claiming you hate itpot meet kettle
>>153806458Wyna Liu BTFOs you again
>>153806518NO DON'T YOU SEE??? I BTFO WYNA!!! HER GAME SHRIVELS UP UNDER SCRUTINY??? ME BTFO NEVER
>getting btfo by a chinese girl
>>153806458kwab
One thing I think every Flames fan should agree with is that Zayne Parekh desperately needs an entire season in the AHL next year He’s not even close to NHL ready right now
>>153806680Imagine if they all miss playoffs
>>153806684'abs are winning le coupe, mon cher
>>153806698Our Sennies I'm afraid
>>153806709>Ottawa Senators defenceman Jake Sanderson is week-to-week with an upper-body injury, head coach Travis Green told reporters Monday afternoonmaybe next year, champ
Gay magazine mailman or green Oilers?
>>153806738it was a bodybuilding magazine
>>153806565I'd pop you one right now
>>153806741it was a skating magazine
>>153806738rogle is funny to say and bk means burger king so as a red blooded american i must support green oilers
>>153806684>Canada Elimination Day is just the last day of the regular season
>>153806747>$10 in canadakwab
>>153806761bud forced you into that position on 04/17/2022
>>153806761Raped retard
good string of posts
>>153806783>>153806803good posts
>>153806812did you mean to click my posts?
>>153806810no i didn't
>trb deleted xir postkwarb
bud stays 1
>two most dangerous draws and a scorefull draw
>1 most bud and a raped bitch
>scoreless draw in Krakow
>group hug in Brampton, ON
only one original six matchup tonight, the eyes of the hockey world will be upon my habbies
Can /hoc/ see the puck?
>>153806895sometimes it looks like a puck but sometimes it looks like a rabbit
>>153806741It gave benching tips
>>153806895it says you posted an image but nothing loaded?
>>153806908you really needed a hunk to tell you to push the bar up?
>>153806900Can you see the puck now? Gary's people have been experimenting with materials with safety colors>>153806908I heard there was more than one man on that bench
>>153806910That's Ok, Puck Blindness is a disorder Gary is working to cure, if not eliminate from the globe entirely >but were going to use medicine first, and Gary will consider his nuclear options at a later date
>>153806680They're not standing guard for thee kwab
>>153806918now it looks like a vase
sexy league in twenty or so bing >rogle and skelleftea on the FLOHockey
>>153806998incurable im afraid kwarb
>>153807071You see a doctor if you begin to feel lightheaded or dizzy
my golden knights have the worst goaltending in the league according to money puck bros
>>153806964relying on too many american captains has been bad for canadian franchises
>>153807147>ott>tor>van (kwab)>wpgchecks out
>>153807143at least they have a milly brother
>>153807245yes, more team infighting before they face my Avs tonight.
>>153807245A three headed beast>goalies need to make saves on essy shots>defence needs to have more focus on details and more intensity>goalie coach needs to not make every goalie's technique worse
>>153807245kwab ya love to see it
>>153807174true #blessed
>>153807245Maybe mcdavid should pick it up instead of blaming the goalie
>Landeskog injured again
>>153807245don't blame him a bit
I can't see, hear, taste, smell, or feel the puck
my psychic link to the puck has been severed
>>153807307goddamn Makar the groin sniper, last game he hit MacK and someone else as well. Dude's a loose cannon.
>>153807289cope he had points in the 4 naysh cup win
>>153807307Fortunately he wore a jock
>>1538071471993
Flames dynasty begins this offseason
>>153807245Friedman used to be respectable. Now he's the Renaud Lavoie of the English world
>>1538071472014
>>153807289KWAB
>>153807440the last time an american captain wonpretty sad
>>153807245Even he knows the team is shit
>>153807289>0
>geno back to jetscmtsu
how many tonight?
>>1538075591A (secondary)
business idea: nhl award for most hits
>>153807522malkin used to play in winnipeg?
>>153807607yep
>>153807559move over, bradthere's a new rat in town
Business idea: fully swedish team but they're the washington generals of the league
>>153807143Carl Lindbom is one of the best in the AHL right now, he’ll probably be NHL ready in 28, I thought he looked okay when they called him up this season
in desperation the leafs will go back to the habbies and beg them to take Knies
>>153807636Jen
liquid slippery Morgan Rielly
>>153807685another twink for the jeff's collection
>>153807710We call that a marner here
>>153807717Mess with the bvll and you get the horns kwab.
>>153807732nah we love our mitchie here now
copey, what do you call your marners now that you can't call them roys
>>153807289Stop posting this
>>153807753its a Rielly now
>>153807761doesn't roll off the tongue as smoothly as marneryou can't shorten it either like saying "man i gotta marn" or "my marnhole is burning after those wings"workshop it
Which one of you put marner in my undies last night?
>>153807757He won't. Americans lie and lie. And if you don't call them out every single time, they win. Because with every lie they distort the truth a little further.
>>153807819cope faggotgo watch your own gay league
I'm American and I only tell the truth
>>153807842Does hasbs collapse begin tonight?
I'm American and I always lie
I'm American and I didn't ask
>>153807245>"Lets trade for Jarry for no fucking reason besides the fact that we need a goalie!"Even without Rexall place, the Oilers front office probably has asbestos inside and Bowman has terminal brain cancer.>traded a 1st also for Dickinson/DachI pity the fool who thinks McDavid is staying
> Leafs can learn a lot From Montreal’s rebuildWords of wisdom.
>>153807871if tonight's game is on planet retard, sure
>>153807797Bet you ate ducks fan food
>>153807942What rebuild? The Habs "rebuild" isn't even finished and they have no goalie.
>>153807957Shush. We have a sacred duty to serve up a pretender for slaughter.
>>153807919>>153807957thoughts on your victory over trb?
apparently larkin is hurt
Is this the year?
>>153808135Day to day. He'll be back to win the Conn Smythe and the Cup.
>>153808172eat cock discount finnish randy
>>153808135>broken bussyKWAB
>>153808172Hopefully never apu faggot
*eats puck*
>>153808528i too fear being unable to control my lust for twinks
>>153808528Celebrini is gonna be so good in a few seasons
>>153808592Unlike my Golden Knights
>>153807871>>153807842>laffs
>>153805910which star is the mama wolf?
>>153808566checked
Friedman says Robertson wants 12m and Bob Sturm says Stars should trade him straight up for Brady Tkachuk. I don’t think 12 million is insanely steep but I also think Brady would turn up in the playoffs.
>>153808592That twink doesnt drink enough milk. He has a major injury that will change the way he plays forever.
>>153808786*will have
YOU WANNA GO, /hoc/ ? HUH? YOU WANNA GO?
>>153808779In what world would Ottawa even humor that proposal
>>153808801*fakes to drop gloves*
>>153808801sure! where are we going? can we get ice cream?
>>153808786i'm sure smitty provides an adequate supply of essential vitamins and minerals
>>153808875>Canadian management Simple
>>153808883Not until after we get dinner
>>153808875Maybe they want total chud death and a mystery meat zoomer is a better alternative
>>153808801
kinda weird how most of the enforcers in the league are french canadians or from french canadian ancestry...
>>153809429the french are abunch of pussies
>>153809501>t. obese
>>153809524t. french bread motherfucker
>>153808786he's better than Bedard and I don't think he's even a "twink" anymore
>>153809429>stevens is a francophone name
>>153808786but Bill Guerin says it's bad to drink milk, and you should in fact be drinking whiskey
I eat pieces of shit like /hoc/ for breakfast
what happened?
>>153809746
You now remember Flyers.
>>153808779The government cuckolds known as Sens fans would take that trade in a heartbeat since Brady cozied up to literally Hitler
get that new thread ready cucky
>>153809819Brady would do better in a real market
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>>153809721I eat oatmeal and Greek yogurt
>>153809874Oats are for horses
>>153809908
>>153809908Bears eat oats and does eat oats
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>>153809939>everytimesorry for the prank habs bro
>>153808779>not trading Benn and Seguin for Brady
