knightshausen losthausen
>>153818261cope they got refpucked and dallas barely still won
>>153818235I went to Gary . com
>>153818261kwabhausen
handsome young lads :)
new diablo season in the morning :)
>>153818321Awesome have fun bro
i think it's the cutest thing ever when an ebug gets called and they show the equipment staff preparing his gear :3
It’s up
>>153818343A chance for my Sharkies?
>>153818318who would've believed the guy on the right would win a cup and gold medal and the guy on the left wouldn't
>>153818343
>>153818346It’s listed right there
habs vs oilers cup final winner gets canada
>>153818353Damn Buffalo Detroit would be bouncing
>>153818318Why was he so smug
>Muh car
>>153818375Retard
Is Dallas a bad guy team or not? One of the teams I can’t make up my mind over. Their home broadcast is so bad I find it cute
>>153818465Fraud team
>>153818465They shit
Remember when everyone was saying the east was shit but the west got exposed for being the shit conference once again?
>>153818465yeah they're gay retarded chokers
>>153818474Right now Mammoth is probably better than any team in the east except for Sabres
>>153818493Retard
i hope this pussy and his faggot team get swept 1st round
>>153818346not if warso and his geriatric brigade have anything to say about it.imagine macklin's position.>working a medium-level miracle creating a legit shot at the playoffs from the literal bottom of the barrel>would have been a shoo-in for teen mvp even to the retarded fuckwits who vote for the thing and think it's actually the points trophy>denied by a 'coach' who is basically your main opponent 24/7
>>153818493yeah?
>>153818515what happened? i only watched my knights lose kwab
>>153818515Wtf what a psycho. Fuck the stupid Avs
>>153818515Maaaaaaaaaaaaan FUCK YO GOALIE and yo goalie's momma
>>153818581Mackinnon took Ingram's head off with a knee
>>153818515>MacKinnon is already on a straight line toward the goalie at like 20 mph>Nurse bumps him>doesn't change his trajectory>OMG IT'S ALL THE D-MAN'S FAULT NOWColorado retards huffing paint tonight
you guys lookit>>>/ck/21925574
>>153818615>doesn't change his trajectorylaunched him directly into his own goalie's headnine million dollars
>>153818611nothing would make me happier than mackinnon suffering a career ending injury
>>153818515>“I don’t care if he’s injured, not injured, (or) it’s a severe crash, not a severe crash. It’s not a penalty,” Avs coach Jared Bednar said. “If you put guys into your own goalie, it’s not a penalty. That’s the way I see it."Don't tell me Bednar doesn't lurk here for literally replying "KWAB" to the press
>>153818624kek based
>>153818634And I hope Jared accidentally slams his balls in a doorframe
have gary bettman and silvio berlusconi ever been seen in the same place?
>>153818630looks pretty clear that he was going to miss the goalie entirely until he got hit. you can even see him begin to move left.
>>153818655Gary is currently in a bunker in Tel Aviv making executive referee calls. Dont think Italians are visiting this time of year tbqh
Why do they even bother with Nurse
>>153818670All players applying lotion to his head is an important pregame ritual for the team.
>>153818615Fucking NURSE what a bitch
>>153818677Do you have the one where he trips over himself behind the net?
Nice schedule tomorrow. Thanks Gary.
>>153818685Sadly I do not. But I have this Oilers autism.
>>153818690Kek what the hell
To be fair it can still be a penalty even if you’re checked into the goalie, how does a coach not know that
>>153818685
Saint Patricks Day event Injustice 2
>>153818677does reaves still get ice time on the sharks
>>153818704
>>153818746Sometimes, but he hasn't killed anyone lately, unfortunately.
>>153818725thanks mayne
>>153818997I can't help but feel these graphs are 200% bullshit along with at least half of hockey stats.
caught a haunter bros :)
>>153819022Cool! Is he your favourite
>>153819028yeah but the smart thing to do is evolve him into gengar
“You guys get 2 questions, I have to go get more dental work done.”“You know, I wish the hits would stop coming. Honestly, just it’s tiring. My mouth honestly can’t even feel worse, but I’ll get some work. We got a really good dentist here who’s great.”:C
>>153819038Based. Rocking some Injustice 2 and DOA before bed. Just starting to learn Poison Ivy
>>153819049hahaha i bet your cracked ass mouth is worth the gold medal, pussy
>>153818630Nurse is the dumbest motherfucker in the league. The rest of the Oilers should give him what in Sweden is called a "company beating", like they do to the fat guy in Full Metal Jacket for doing stupid shit that gets the rest of the company punished.
>>153819054fuck yeah bro. unfortunately my pokemon game will probably take a back seat because of the new diablo season starting in the morning. gonna roll another paladin!
>>153819055he's gonna be just fine, but he does seem to get smasched a lot
>>153819060Hell ya bro
>>153819055also kek related
>>153819055Yeah hard work and injuries are worth the gold medals. If you only knew Canada.....
Poison Ivy is pretty slutty. She says a lot of low ley dirty things.
>>153819122is she fun to play?
Thundering and lightning very very frightening
>m-m-mild-c-c-cuck f-f-fan g-g-gay!!!!! reeeeeeeeeeeeee!kwasoftpusybitchfaggot
>>153818677>y-y-y-y-yeah but!!!!kwasofpusy faggot BITCH
hate the mild and avs desu
>>153818515Faggot coking sucking "coach" said the same kind of shit when MACKBITCH illegally hit granlund after the whistle blew and granny was out for a while since MACKBITCH is a faggot cunt who can't control his menstrual cycle. Bednar needs a skate to the FUCKING neck. I ever see this faggot in public, I'll tell him as much.
>>153819154BASED
>>153819152For me it's just the mildcuck who posts here
>>153819127A little bit. She's she's like halfway between a light and a heavy character, so instead of picking up some of the background stuff she jumps off it instead, which is gay because half my fun comes from throwing objects at people.
>>153819167>m-m-m-mild-c-c-c-c-cuck>has to root for an American team because of 1993, 2014kek. Mind. Raped. Faggot bitch. Fuck you dumb raped bitch.
Seething
the mildcuck is having a melty at 4AM
10 years this softpusy fucking canacuck has been seething about My Wilds. 10. Fucking. Years. kek
>s-s-seethingkek.
>>153819176He had to wake up early to avoid the ice raid on somalia town
>s-s-s-s-s-s-s-eeeeethingkek
>>153819183kek
>b-b-b-b-but t-th-th-that one season G-G-Gary didn't make them play the Wild in a (((covid))) year!!!!kek
my team lost the western conference championship to the canadiens in the covid year KWAB
>m-m-m-m-m-muhhhhhh mild huehuehuehuehue
kwab
>>153819205Now post the one where minnesota won a cup
>>153819212>y-y-yeah butSays the canacuck. Dumb raped bitch.
>>153819212
>i-i-it counts b-because they are c-c-cuckandians and o-o-n the team!!!kwacancuck.
If it wasn't for /hoc/ I'd forget the mild exist
>>153818997oilers depth held up better than i expected
bros gimmick is like a shittier version of mine from five years ago
>no responsekek. Raped. Faggot.
never forget when the whole of nova scotia went on a massive seething spree after bitchkinnon and makar left mcdavid hanging at the gold medal game.
The best thing would be if both Vegas and Toronto missed the playoffs this season, innit?
>>153819145Don't make me punch your arm, anon.....
>>153819269>bitchkinnon and makar left mcdavid hangingDude in the final game MacKinnon had 6 shots on goal. I think Makar had 5 and McDavid only had 2.. like lol
>>153818667>Gary is currently in a bunker in Tel Aviv making executive referee calls.I thought he was there to execute refugees and to do Epstein things with kids.
>>153819292Common misconception of Gary. He is just always shaking so bad because he wants to say the N word.
just softpusy things
nigga is a fucking baby damn
>>153819316>Hey Mac, we got a pizza for the team
>>153819316>this is the leader of the team when landeSKUM is out with a soft pussy.
shannon's verdict is in: mackinnon skated too recklessly clipping nurse on his way to intentionally hurt the hot goalie
my verdict is in: mackbitch is a faggot ass softpusy who will NEVER take control of his sperg out actions and will hide behind his team's "enforcers' to act like a faggot as bitch cunt who deserves a skate to the throat.
Shannon's wife's boyfriend's verdict is in: the cuckshed needs a new lock
>>153819387>It was Bettman.. He was FUCKING my WIFE he was having sex with my WIFE... IT WAS FUCKING BETTMAN
>>153819328
Just had a dream where I shoot people and they’re always good. I even get the CoD hitmarkers sometimes
for me it's hannah bilka
is samir in the thread right now?
Good morning /hoc/. It's storming today
Paint peeling marner to start off this rainy day
I've seen the script. It's a '99 SCF rematch. Gary wouldn't tell me who wins though.
>>153819607DIDN'T ASK
>>153819614>buffalel >scf with that tendingoh im laffin
>>153819614negative. the oilers will make it to the finals a third time, especially after generating hundreds of millions in garybucks the past two years. being the most profitable nhl franchise of 2026 will get you in gary's favor; they just had to wait.
tage thompson
>>153819669Yes?
>>153819661>be me>born in Canada, hockey in my veins>mom says I was stickhandling before I could walk>just a redheaded lad with a dream>be a part of a beloved Canadian franchise>carry season after season on my back>dig in through pain, pressure, and the curse of being 2 good 2 win>make it to the Stanley Cup Final>Florida stands in the way>lose>train harder>come back again>Florida again>lose again>press still calls me elite>but every night I stare at the empty shelf>decide it’s time for a changeleave Edmonton>finally, after all the years of heartbreak>raise the Stanley Cup>fans chant my name>tears in my eyes>feels good manmfw I’m Glen Gulutzan
>>153819672ur cute :)
Conor Garland
>>153819680
>>153819675and then he woke up
>wongs gave up a first at the deadline only to miss the playoffsThey want to be my Sensies so bad
>>153819593Here it’ll reach the 60s and there might be light rain
>even for gay people like Spurgeon
>>153819787losing to the laffs in a bo7 is a great time
>>153819813Jen
just remembered the sens forfeited their first round pick which means my habs move up one spot, we can't stop winning
>>153819661this has to be horseshit
>>153819848*Wrongfully punished by Gary
>>153819859why? its well known the people of edmonton are complete suckers
knights knation
>>153819661$244m buys a lot of foreskins...
I think it says a lot that Gulutzan gets great performances night after night from all the players PDB disliked and/or benched. Look at little Nils he’s +13 right now.
>>153819890meanwhile he leans heavily on johnston who is at a career worst +/-
Made a dumb impulse buy I am now officially a Fanatic (tm)
>>153819901>johnstonNHL record holder for worst +/- in a playoff run
Devils can’t even come close to contending for a playoff spot when the Met is the worst division in the league good luck when the rangers and flyers finally rebuild
>>153819902Gary is pleased
>>153819902i don't have any jerseys but i'd pay $50 for a habs reverse retro
>>153819661Yet nhl players remain underpaid
>>153819901>>153819904That’s literally DeBoer’s fault. You're only emphasizing my point
>>153819941how is depoor still affecting johnston in the gulutzan era
>>153819940They get half of the NHL's revenue, they're fine
>>153819948That was in response to the second cope post stupid leaf. >muh -3 He has 34g and 34a and 68pts in 64 games so to imply he’s a shit player is too stupid to even acknowledge. Is your team 2nd in the league? Yeah thought so.
>>153819962>his +/- doesnt matter since he is producingnow this is cope
>>153819955I wish top hockey players made at least $20 million a year
>>153819970We don’t label our posts here bud
The hockey related revenue, the escrow, Donald Fehr
>>153819981>personal attacktyfyc
>>153819933>reverse retroso their current jerseys?
>>153819902did they ever win a game in those things
>>153820009these bad boys
>>153818465>only cup is a mickey mouse no goal cup>Weird neotenous hapa as most visible playeras bad as it gets
>>153820064looks sharp
Gary is selling key chains for 10 dollars
>>153819547sexy dyke
>>153820113I'll buy 100!
my hawkies :)
>>153819871They fucked over his darling Golden Knight. Such an heinous crime cannot go unpunished.
>>153820064>adult man wearing baby blue
>>153820234What’s wrong with the mammoths?
>>153820248they are dead Mike
>>153820265But they’re making playoffs, Miska
>>153820294never heard that name in my life but apparently almost 4000 finns have it
>p-p-please Stevie...just one playoff appearance...just one before I go into the dark abyss forever....please-aahhhh--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
>>153820313Next time I’ll refer to you as Ojvind or Heikki
>>153820316L O L
>>153820370Heikki is a nice name
its really awesome to see the usa transition from a baseball nation to a hockey nationwelcome home white man
>fowler recalled from lavalmontybros...
>>153820405If only Italy also cared about hockey
>early minor league match-upsGo Everblades
>>153820406Fowler will be the next Primeau, watch
Tonight is the first round of hockey east playoffs :DDDD
>CORALVILLE, Iowa (KCRG) - The Iowa Heartlanders will suspend operations for the 2026–27 season after the ECHL Board of Governors approved the team’s request for a voluntary suspension, the organization announced Monday.>The announcement follows a period of labor uncertainty in the ECHL. Members of the Professional Hockey Players’ Association, which includes Heartlanders players, initiated a strike in December 2025 after the union and league could not reach an agreement on a new collective bargaining agreement.
>>153820466Mammies :(
> Like, “the Leafs aren’t just aimless — they’re redefining aimlessness in the modern NHL.” laffs existentialism on the rise
>>153820535who are you quoting?
might treat myself tonight and pick up a pound of mussels for the habs game
>>153820582Yum! I love mussels but I've never made them. How do you cook them?
>>153820614you shove them up for your ass for 30 minutes then wa la
>>153820556Sorry Kirkegard
>>153820625That doesn't sound right
>>153820669you are a giant faggot
>>153820683you're just jealous, tendy boi
>>153820713eating a water filter isnt really high class and this isnt what im taking issue with
Seafood is not for me desu
>>153820713Not kosher, goyim.
the best seafood is unironically catfish
I only eat mammals so orca is the best seafood
>>153820811mmmm bottom feeders
>Not kosher, goyim.A world without bacon is cruel
You are what you eat
>>153820820>Flames discussion out of nowhere
>>153820839I'm 6 gas station hot dogs
>>153820839randy is cock
I'm almost 50 percent bacon by volume
>>153820840someone call the burn unit
You guys ever think about the fact that we cook bacon and we bake cookies? What's up with that?
>>153820818would you eat a mermaid?
What's the deal with lampshades? If it's a lamp, why do you want shade?
>>153820886Do you ask your baker for bacon? Do you ask your line cook for cookies?
>>153820905I ask everyone for cookies and bacon desu
>break up with gf>start meeting new women >still in love with ex and treat new ones like shit>new hoes are nicer to me than ex ever waswhat’s wrong with me and what’s wrong with women? why do human beings like people who treat them poorly. i was never abused or mentally ill or anything just a lil autistic so what gives.
>>153820811For me, it’s salmon
>>153820886
>>153820898Only the top half
>>153820934Women aren't rational anon
Has anyone ever tried peanut butter chip and bacon cookies? I might be headed to the store in a minute
>>153820978That doesn't sound very good
>>153820934women are more likely to flirt with you if you're wearing a wedding ring. that's all you need to know about them.
>lunch time>burgers are posting foodcmtsu
>>153820934>what’s wrong with meNOThis is the way, lad, just learn from this experience and trust in women, always thinking less of themselves; You're doing GREAT> Self-conscious women are the easiest pets to keep
>>153821005You don't eat food for lunch in canada?
>>153820978i lived next to a young korean couple and they'd always put a peanut sauce on the meat they cooked. it was very good.
>>153821011Can't afford to
Joey cullen has auroa
>>153820811For me, it's caviar >if we're talking favorite followed closely by King Crab and Blue Tuna
>>153821010>raped retard acting like he's ever talked to a womankwarb
>>153820851Sounds like how you get diarrhea
I love pretty much all seafood. It's tough to pick a favorite
>>153821013I get that peanut sauce curry stuff on chicken at a local Oriental Buffett place in Panama City Beach Good stuff, certainly can't eat like that every day
>>153821044no worries dude I will pick for you
>>153820990You'd be surprised, but possibly not satisfiedIt's a different kind of taste for a cookie, savory over sweet
>>153821070Why do they serve tartar sauce in a shot glass?
>>153821080perfect for dipping and dont need a separate dish for dips and shots
>>153821070That looks good
>>153821102that fish needs a side of chips >and some newspaper to soak up the grease
>>153821011i can eat food without posting it on /hoc/
>>153821143much like you soaked up bud's grease
>scoreless second period in Wheeling, WV
>>153821152same but the gram
>>153821143And an extra shot of Bud's tartar sauce
>>153821143>not enough food on the plate>tf
>>153821152I can't do anything without posting it on /hoc/
>>153820820lobsters are bottom feeders and thats considered a luxury food
the cantpucks are bottom feeders kwab
After last night I completely understand why Jordan Kyrou didn't get traded. That dude fucking sucks playing a complete game and he just floats all game long. Thomas should request a trade desu. And Doug Armstrong is a retard leaving off both Barzal and Schaefer for team Canada so "Anthony Cirelli" and "Travis Sanheim" could play instead
>>153821203The same thing can be said about caviar, and it makes me wonder if Gary has ever partaken You know, because of the swanky crowd he hangs out with
>>153821212man, I love a good segue
I fish a lot on the mid atlantic coast and my favorites to eat are blue catfish and bluefishblue crabs are good too. basically all the blue themed fish are good
>>153821203only because you gave into the marketing
>>153821274I'm not Jewish, God has never commanded my ancestors to abstain from shellfish and pork
>>153820886Holy shit
>>153821293ok, god never commanded you to suck a fat dick either but that doesnt stop you
>>153821259Bouchard would win this easily if his name was Evansson or some other gay swede name
getting pretty chippy in here
>>153821316We need some game management
>>153821293christians have dietary restrictions too btw
>>153821258how big are the mackerel there? we only have tinkers nowadays
It’s so warm all of the snow has melted
>>153821316I really want some fish and chips>I bet they sell fish and chips at the Sharks arena>>153821339Do they? Neat, not a Christian either, and the only things I really abstain from are whatever isn't healthy for me Plus, alcohol and tobacco have recently been added to that list
>>153821353spanish mackerel? that's more of a boat fisherman's fish, im poor so I stick to the piers and beaches. theyre good sized if you have the means to catch em
>>153821371good for you! and yes, christians are forbidden from eating animal blood or meat from strangled animals
I have some strangled meat for you
who tf strangles animals? that sounds like an unreasonably difficult way to kill it
>>153821390Well, that just makes senseChoking an animal to death increases endocrine levels like adrenaline and cortisol, and doesn't taste good as it turns out. And eating blood isn't a good idea either, and is only a mainstay in a minority of cultures, like England and its blood pudding
>Certain fractions of animal blood are used in human medicine.gross
>The fourth largest city in America doesn't have a NHL teamWhat's Houston's problem?
>>153821212McKenna going to the >rags is really going to sting.
>>153821458the second biggest NHL country doesn't have a single good team
>>153821458The right opportunity hasn't come by, but Gary is ready for when it doesPlus, Atlanta is probably bringing back the Thrashers
>>153821452You know the treatment for C Diff?
>>153821476the nhl is a league of franchises not countries
>>153821478>Fatlanta gets another shot>ownership group collapses because they are scammers like FTX and team becomes insolvent>quebec city becomes the panic moveGary is not going to like that. He is still wringing his hands angrily at weinerpeg.
>>153821476That's a bit unfair, the avalanche are decent this year
>>153821259Werenski deserves it. Columbus is playing with the greatest demon magic just to get their asses kicked by the top seed in the east
>>153821505Winnipeg are cheap fucks as well because they could've made a larger venue and chose to have 15000 seats exactly. Now they're blaming this season on Chaz Lucius medically retiring and not that their defense is absolutely abhorrent and most of their draft picks haven't even come close to panning out
>>153821516Just the better coach bump. Impressive given how shit their tending is and lack of anything resembling a scorer.
>>153821530But every game's a sellout!
>>153821500you're supposed to save this for after the cup finals
>>153821435yes but im from the maritimes so blood pudding was served a lot for breakfast in my houze. it's really delicious.
>>153821559youre supposed to be a baseball nation
>>153821537He's still a very good defenseman and deserves way more praise for the work he does. Without Werenski the jackets are nowhere.
>>153821592>last Canadian franchise to win a MLB championship was in 1993I'm getting conspiratorial vibes now.
bud1
last north american baseball team to lose to italy was team usa last night kwab kwab
>>153821622This is true. The Seth Jones/Werenski debate has finally been closed but Jones walked away with a cup and Werenski's loyalty is going to keep him from one.
>>153821662>its trueHOLY SHIET
>>153821667it would've been interesting to have watched jones in milan
>>1538216362true
We're more of a hockey nation anyhow
>>153821636Good post.
>>153821695welcome home white man
Now that it's obvious leafs are tanking for better draft pick, why aren't you making easy money?
>>153821667That was a debate? Seth Jones might have a cup but I wouldn't argue he's a lynchpin at all. Just an overall good top 4 defenseman but not great like every draft record stated him to be
so now you're telling me the leafs tossed aside a heart and soul lockeroom lynchpin like Scott Laughton for only a second round pick? What the fuck is going on over there?
>>153818630I don't even think Nurse meant to hit him. Just looked like one of those "shit happens" moments
xhe buble
>>153821738> Just an overall good top 4 defenseman but not great like every draft record stated him to bean oxymoron
>>153821458The interns have prepared multiple PowerPoints detailing moving Winnipeg to Houston
>>153821770xhe just hasn't met 1 yet
>>153818630reminiscent of when tavares tried to torpedo dive at an unsuspecting Corey Perry's knee
>>153821738Debate was around the time Jones signed the contract in Chicago in 2021. A lot of people thought Jones was better defensively and Werenski was better offensively and which was more valuable in the pairing.
Phoenix is also a huge city without a team. Gary do the needful
>>153821828Don't worry, Nick "First round pick" Foligno fought for his captain's honor afterwards.
>>153821890They should hold a vote of whether to have an NHL team or a garbage dump You might be surprised at the results
>>153821892and to think had they kept their pick they could have taken hometown kid wyatt johnston
>>153821919how so?
>You might be disappointed at the results
honestly the humiliation of losing in the gold medal game is what team canada needs to actually start taking this seriously. get a manager who actually knows the rules and is willing to put together a competitive roster instead of a list of homosexual overpaid divas who have never and will never win anything
>>153818515>he din du nuffin mansheeeeit
>>153821989Yuma Chadson is dead and his antics have removed all good will towards and remaining yotes fans
>>153818630why didnt mack just fall down instead of leaving the ice
>>153822004Needs more snot in their game and I know just the guy.
i just hope caulfield is okay
>>153822156did you try blanching it then shocking in an ice bath?
>>153822171funny fu/ck/er
>>153822171/ho/ck/
>>153822188ill show myself /out/
>>153822171for me it's tossing it with olive oil and seasoning then tossing it in the air fryer
gary, you sonuvabitch
>>153822246they're not playing tonight
>>15382227210-20mm?
>>153822272>10-20mmCaufield wouldn't even be able to walk to the bus without being completely covered.
>>1538222913/4 of an inch
>>153821747Yep. Lefs mgmt worse than players at their respective jobs
>>153822299>>153822300checked
>>153822313Lil ShizzumJizzum, legendary Florida Panthers fan.
Guys OnHockey is fucking unusable with Brave AdBlock now what the fuck
> The Official NHL 2026 Post-Olympics Dogshit Teams ListGet yer stench right here.
>>153822524anything under .500 rw is dogshit
There's nothing wrong with Garypoints
>>153822566>t. has slot machine noises constantly around him
>>153822524>7th in the league >just 1 more RW than the blosemerci, gary
>>153819607we don't call those that here now
imagine being in playoff position yet having less rw than non-playoff teamsthis is a sure sign of FRAUD
>>153822700cope and seethe, samir
>>153822716im white
>>153822700Not as fraudulent as being in a playoffs spot with a negative goals differential
>>153822524>3x3 doesn't countStrange position for an American to take
>>153822749duckbros....
>>153822730>after the review...
>>153822777show the replay you pussy
>Marty St.Louis says that Cole Caufield will be a gametime decision.
>>153822750>Strange position1993 position?
>>153822691Cope we do
>>153822842A 1980 position
>>153822524Should we rename the Pacific the Dogshit division?
>East is a bloodbath>meanwhile, 3 teams in the West are sitting in a playoffs spot with a losing recordBravo Gary.
The best position to take is face down, ass up >Bonus points if you bring a nice pillow
>>153822883Reminiscing about your time with Bud, huh?
>>153822858Uh oh, Samir finna start a melty.
>>153822839Is he allergic to belt-to-ass?
>>153822749That applies to all of the pacific
>>153820934Could be worse >break up with gf>its been 3 long years since I've seen a virganiaKwabbed myself
>/hoc/ resorts to bullying its boogeyman samiranother day that ends with y
Samir whining... CHECK.The melty is on.
im white
>im whitethe overpowering stench says otherwise
>>153823182you're alone in that room....
>>153823182i've been telling samir that his stench makes him easy to identify but he doesn't believe me
>>153823212he is telling you he is white and you dont believe him....
>>153823182could be french, in fairness
>>153823242he as also posted timestamped images of his white skin, but it doesnt matter cause /hoc/ needs
the call on the ice is white, but it looks like anon will use his /hoc/ster's challenge
The Samir stench is pretty obvious.
>>153823317ok, samir.
>>153823276Bullshit, the call goes to Toronto and you KNOW what they'll say
i knew it was over when the nhl stopped calling it the war room and started calling it the situation room
>>153823391We don't glorify war chud
>>153823413this. so. much.
>>153823349>Upon further review the call on the ice is OVERTURNED on account of Irish ancestry>Samir receives a bench minor, 2 minute powerplay for /hoc/
>account of Irish ancestryVERY controversial call
diablo season is up bros login
>>153823501We play PoE and PoE2 here
Snes will try to bully hasbs tonight. Xjagoff has to play a lot then, but he's shit.
>>153823501i relapsed and started playing dota again :(
>>153822524a lot of canadian teams on that list...
>>153823582good call
>>153823568poe is too autistic for me. poe 2 sucks and i'll play it if it ever gets good
>>153823572My Sensies decided not to dress MacDermid to deter Jackoff because he's also shit. Let's see how this goes.
angloids btfo
>>153823919It's all just 1993 to me.
It's all just 1812 to me.
It's all just 2014 to me.
It's all just retardation to me.
It's 2026
time is an abstraction hence gary dropping the puck when he wills
>>153823919both cities are about to be frozen to extinctionit's over for /hoc/ in the city of canadacan some panthurds tell my mom i love her?she's over there in fort lauderdale
i never learned about 1812did we win?
>>153824200I can’t believe it’s been 6 years since Covid
this thread whiter than Casper holy shit
>>153824420thank you gary
>>153820934human beings dont, women do. It's a distinction that needs to be made
>>153824420not me i'm brown as mud
>>153821482yeah, BOFA
>>153824356They just stopped after burning down the whitehouse and we called it a draw. US retained Put-in-Bay though so be sure to visit it and the massive white dick monument.>>153822993Time to go see one again. Find you a nice Manjula at Tim's during coffee run. I'll get a nice Shanequa at CVS who will vouch for me when black people are around.
>>153824450post wrist
>>153824450DUCKSUCKS
>>153824356>did we win?LOL no
>>153824220Wish I could use this line when I roll into work 15 minutes late and Mort Shekelstein is hooting and hollering
>>153824486
>>153824458Who the hell is Steve Jobs?
>>153824486if it wasnt for those pesky french our british lords would have us playing cricket and rugby like good subjects
>>153824496
>>153824486do the brits still have detroit or no
>>153824486Wish you kept it
>>153824486Isaac Brock now that was a guy you could trust
>>153824512thankfully we gave it back.
>>153824518If we kept it, there wouldn't be a Robocop movie.
>>153824526The very same of Modest Mouse fame. Looks younger than he is.
>>153824541It'd be Robomountie
>>153824512its a mexican territory now
>>153824564He'd have canada arms for... well arms.
*sneezes in hand and reaches out to shake yours*
>>153824713*sneezes in your hand*
>>153824789*blesses you*
based msl putting journaloids in their place
>>153824899More like martin seethe louis
>>153824899manlet rage
>>153824899MSL has done a nice job with a deficient roster, where every skater has to be sheltered and the goalers are poor. When does it end though?
>>153824919kek
kwaboty?
>>153824899unless you're marty brodeur you don't get to be out of shape as a goalie and you don't get the nickname 'snacks' POINTE FINALE
>2 shit games tonightthanks gary
>>153825217
>>153825266me on the left
Why is Habs vs Sens a "shit game"? I think it'll be exciting.
>>153825873it'll be very good
>>1538258732 shit teams
>>153825873Who said that? Divisional rivals game with scrappy players, it's gonna be a barnburner
Snes are pretty good, hasbs will collapse eventually.
>>153825981Shit teams doesn't mean shit games.
You can bet on what country will win the cup now
>>153825981Better than the usual shit teams for retards we usually get
>>153826095It's impossible to lose betting on Canada because all the American teams are mostly made up of Canadian players.
>>153826095How is USA not free money?
>>153826028gary, i dont believe you
>>153825981>laffs
>>153826110This is my favorite cope
All the best players are American
There are no hockey games on tonight
Our Sennies are facing a tired Habs tonight. We gotta take advantage of that :)
>>153826260YEAH GO SENS TAKE ADVANTAGE OF SLEEPY TIRED MEN!!
>>153826205>>153826172
>>153826351Kane is the only good player on that list
>>153826351Jagr and Iginla are the only good players on this list
>>153826351>2006Sid's not a kid anymore bros...
>>153826112>just give the sportsbook a 3 month loan for less than 1% interestlol
>>153826351Joe Thornton is the only good player on that list
>>153826109like my penguins?
>>153826463That's like 4% risk-free annual return. Better than treasuries
>>153826260>senaturds
>>153826371Barkov is the best player ever and he's not on this list
too many milk drinkers itt
>>153826219There’s some exciting ncaa hockey
>>153826549>the stanley cup gets awarded 4 times per yearretard
I'm hearing about big things, very big things.
Milk makes my tummy hurt
>>153826549In canada gambling is considered a hobby so actually earning yield by way of that bet is better than earning that same yield in the market because the market gains would be taxable but the gamblings wins would not be. Free advice>t. ive been to georgia on a fast train
>>153826463It's a 3 month loan at 312% annual interest retard
>>153826667>>153826710Post black hands
>>153826724>american math
>>153826351I know this thread is full of diehards and this falls on dead ears but kucherov is so underrated
>>153826748You're right. At -1100 it'd be 36% my bad.
when you really think about it. like really really really think about it, salt and vinegar is the best flavour of chips
Objectively it makes more sense to trade a first rounder for a proven player because first round picks after pick 20 almost never have the same impact as said player you are trading for.
>>153826808Agreed
>>153826808different chips for different purposes, salt and vinegar are great as a side with a cold cut sammy but you obviously wouldn't use them for nachos
Most companies put too much on there and it leaves a nasty vinegar cheeto dust
>>153826577>laffs
>>153826667Choccy milk maximizes gains
mackinnon got ref'd hard last night
>>153826863hey don't knock it til you try it
>>153826808Ketchup chips are superior.
15 BING TILL PUCK DROP IN SPRINGFIELD
>>153826903beat the turds in 6 lmao
>>153827019>laffs
>>153826808idk, I like beer battered and jalapeno poppers the best, tbdesu senpai
we don't brag about 1st round victories here
my norfolk admirals regressed hard
>>153826935>MacKinnon totally could have slipped past Ingram
>>153827094yep that team, the truth stings
>>153827100Columbusbros..
Toronto traded away their 2026 AND 2027 1st round picks, Fraser Minten, and Nikita Grebenkin all to lose to the Panthers in the 2nd round
>>153827162you made those names up
>>153827117>cheating, diving cunt
the onions are going crazy in this thread right now
>>153827101The whole league is having financial issues cause no one has solved the money crunch problem or any other existing personal problemsSo the Heartlanders aren't going to suit up for 26-27, and I doubt that the end of the bad news from the Easy League >also, have you SEEN the concession prices in Trenton? fugg
>>153827100Torontofags...we can't brag about beating Ottawa in round one again
>>153827019>fail to make it past the 2nd round>sperg out on the one player who seemed to give a shit>trade player>next season realize the player was the only thing holding the whole thing together>trade one of the players he was traded for>laffs
>>153827120>laffs
>>153827190the onions know! onions vey!
>>153827210>>153827211no need to lash out like this lil' guy
>>153826825yea i said that yesterday
uhh canada bros we are about to beat cuba in baseball
>>153827233>laffs
>>153827259k1n0
>>153827272>>153827272>>153827272NEW
>>153826772>the sport book pays out compound interest on futures betsi mean come on now
>>153827281If you were put in 1100 and get 100 it'd be comparable to a 3% per month return or a 36% compound interest rate per annum
>>153827195concession and ticket prices for echl games are outrageous it's why I stopped going to admirals games. used to go to stingrays games when I lived there but idk how the prices are now
>>153826460Thank fuck, or I'd feel a pedo for jacking it to the guy
