Trouble in paradise editionNRL>GAME 1Brisbane Broncos v Parramatta Eels8:00pm AEDST on Fox, Kayo and Ch9Suncorp Stadium, Brisbane1.25-4.00>Round 2 begins with the defending premiers looking to reverse last year's Round 21 upset by the Eels as Suncorp Stadium hosts a massive Thursday night encounter between two clubs desperate to erase memories of heavy Round 1 defeats. The Broncos endured a humbling start to their campaign, suffering a 0-26 shutout against the Penrith Panthers in front of their home fans. It was a stark departure from the high-energy football that defined their 2025 season, and coach Kevin Walters has responded by immediately reshuffling his spine to spark more creativity. The Parramatta Eels sit at the foot of the ladder following a devastating 4-52 thrashing by the Melbourne Storm. Their edge defence was particularly vulnerable, conceding nine tries in a performance that lacked physical intensity. The Eels now face the daunting prospect of an 0-2 start if they cannot rectify their structures before travelling to Brisbane. The Broncos have moved Ben Hunt to the bench, allowing Ezra Mam to return to the starting five-eighth role to partner Adam Reynolds. The Eels receive a boost with the return of Josh Addo-Carr, who has been cleared to play following thumb surgery His presence on the wing provides much-needed finishing ability for a side that managed only one try last week. In their most recent meeting in Round 21, 2025, the Eels secured a narrow 22-20 victory over the Broncos. Historically, Brisbane holds the advantage with 39 wins to Parramatta's 29, though the Eels have shown they can win at Suncorp Stadium with three victories in their last five visits. Broncos 1-12 3.25Broncos 13+ 1.87Eels 1-12 5.00Eels 13+ 11.50Broncos -12.5 1.91 Eels +12.5 1.89
Brocs surely win this
Bris 13+EZPZ
Parramatta are a traditional bogey team for the Broncos
another thread slot wasted on this garbage when you already had one up
>>153825078nobody asked you and this is the gamethread for Thursday night footy
>>153825078>thread slot
don't forget to do your tips family xoxo
>>153826891good advice
need to do 6 more trades can only do 3
"coach Kevin Walters"
>>153825384no point having a game thread when said game thread can last a week kek, fucking dogshit joke of a sport
>>153828977
>>153825078In a just world all of threads would be about Rugby League.
Mitch Barnett has signed with the Broncos
All threads are about rugby league if you really think about it
good broncs need a bit of grub with cobshit and gamble gone
kekKEK
>>153830295
>>153825078You would lose your mind at all the baseball/WBC threads that were being made kek
>>153830365There were like six F1 threads going last weekend too
>>153830404All the glowies showed up, eh?
>“If he comes running back to the game, asking if we will take him back, you know what we’re going to do? We’ll take him back. As we have proved. Wendell Sailor went to rugby, criticised our game while he was playing it, then when rugby didn’t want him because he was a drug taker, we took him back. Make a hero out of him. Jamie Lyon went to England, we gave him the greatest reward we can by letting him play for his country when he walked out on a contract.” Former ARL general manager and the man many suggest has been one of the best administrators in the games history, John Quayle, on how Rugby League should handle players that walk out on contracts.
Fuck are you on about, Irish?
I think its up to clubs how they want to handle players who walk out on contracts, the club he walks out of can handle it their way and the club that wants to take the risk picking said player up again, I don't think it needs any input from the ARL etcIt might be a net benefit for NRL customers, everyone loves to hate and everyone loves a villain (if they pooform for their new peem) plus it gives all the NRL shows and poornalists something to talk about for 6 months
>>153830717There’s two things come to mind; the general doctrine of redemption, and the story of the prodigal son. I think it’s important we keep a way back for blokes like Lomax. I also agree it’s up to the clubs not the admin, which is why the admin should never resort to outright bans and such. We are a rebel code, a pirate ship of a game and we should maintain our traditions
There's no way Irish is a vpn desu
all the broncs need to do to win is not drop the fucking ball every second set
>>153830669During Queensland's 8 in a row it really felt as if NSW talented players just found ways to interrupt, shorten or end their careers. Jamal Idris, Jamie Lyon, Todd Carney, Jarryd Hayne. Even someone like Will Hopoate looked like being a gun, took a break for Mission work and came back shit.
>>153831034Or kick it into your team mates ass on the third tackle, 30m out.
reminder round 1 last year compared to last week had near the same penalty counts but twice the amount of 'six agains' which could account for all the blowouts and peems not having touched the ball for 15 minutes in the 1st half etc there needs to be a royal commission into NRL referees and into the set restart rules because its just to easy to be manipulated and I think thats by design and of course the lop sided penalty counts and the quick 3 penalties to even it up in the dying minutes when the game has been decided tl;dr REFBALL
>>153831122Or charge down your oppositins desperation kicks into touch
>>153830365>>153830404people actually care about those sports, big difference
F1 is pretty lame tbqh>noooo my car has battery left >haha noo now my car has battery left>oh our cars are too big to overtake anyway
you watch coconut smash champ you have no right to comment on other sports
Three shittest "sports" are Tennis, F1 and AFL.
Tennis is okay to have in the background. I'll never understand how kektorians stomach a full 2 hours of afl though, being born into that sport must be grim
>>153830823>the general doctrine of redemptionHalf the customers here don’t understand that. Exhibit A - Ben Hunt
sure smells like aflsperg in here
EelsRaidersSouthsTigersDragonsPanthersEaglesDolphinsez as
>>153832529>calling all but one by their mascot except one
>>153832549>calling all but one by their mascot except oneFUCK. Inb4 I get looking manned
>>153832529Based 3/8 tipster
Lads am I being retarded with this?
>>153832649>Walsh
>>153832659Is that a yes?
Walsh is not going to do you any good until grows his hair back
Not making a single trade because my team is literally perfect
Mel McLaughlin has cancer :(
>>153832831Thanks for the reminder to trade out hopgood lad
>>153832877Vaxx status?
>>153832905Hopgood was fine. Would have gotten 60ish without the sin bin.
Hopgood is injured
Mel McLaughlin goes to the doctors office says she isint feeling well The doctor says we will do some tests and come back in 2 weeksMel McLaughlin goes back to the doctors office for her resultsThe doctor tells her you have cancer Mel McLaughlin starts to get emotional starts to get teary eyed and face goes a bit red The doctor leans in and says ……It’s ok don’t blush baby
didn't know indians watched nrl
Billy Smith gets injured in an e-bike accident. Out of tomorrow's game
I WOULD NOT trust a cancer diagnosis from doctor Chris Gayle.
PEEELIES GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME TONIGHT
Shots fired kek
why does he want to leave auckland wahbros...?
Crazy that my shockingly bad sc team is now a league winner with just two trades made and some shuffling
Shant be watching tonight lads. I’m going to see Jimmy Carr at the Newey Entertainment Centre.
>8pm on a worknight
>he isn’t a neet
I wish I was working :(
7pm kickoff in gympie lads
>>153833510Make sure you yell out some funny shit
I wish I was wanking :(
>>153833563why dont you simply get a job?
don't know anybody don't know nothing
why dont you simply learn something
PARRACHADS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT ALL THE EELCHADS GONNA HAVE A GOOD TIME
everything already been learntthere is no new knowledge to be had
Walsh was notably absent last round and I hope the family took notice and didn't bet on him doing anything again this round, the stakes just aren't there and there is no aura to farm early on in the season
>>153832649Alright lads I’m going through with this. Be sure to call me a retard on Sunday when Walsh gets 5 and Tino gets a hat trick.
>>153833740go for jayden campbell instead of welsh
THANK YOU DOLPHINS FOR LETTING THE BRONCOS PLAY AT YOUR STADIUM
>>153833758As soon as he’s back from injury I’m getting him to complete the Walker/Walsh/Canpbell twinkGOD trinity.
broncGODS better not make her sad again
>>153833781She’s so beautiful
that could be any large woman
>>153833791
kek what an inflated walkout Bronx deserve to lose just for that desu
zero aura off broncos walking outits over
The bet 1/2
how many of you uncaptained Walsh midweek
The bet 2/2
OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF SEND HIM OFF HE KILLED THE TWINKSTER
NOOOOOOO DON’T HEEM OUR TWINK
kwab
long meme drop out broncos try
>broncos rattled already
obstruction
GIVE BUCK A LAP
>>153832649
>>153833825
I’m a sad man
>>153833803>>153833812Both in my multi so good luck
Broncos scandal update: Reece Walsh drinks toilet water which he believes gives him try scoring powers
>>153833803>>153833812
bros how the fuck do i win my 3k back
>>153833844just simply learn how to place better bets
>>153833825El-el-el-EllieJa-ja-ja-JohnstonOh Ellie Johnston you're as sexy as hellYour super thick thighs they be ringin the bellCrispy and juicy now you’re havin a snackIt’s super spicyIt’s an Ellie attaccccccccck!
reed needs to find his feet and start stirring shit
>moses
Kek, that’s your NSW halfback
MY FAVOURITE PLAYER STAGGS REDEMPTION ARC
Will he be this jovial when the Poorm put up 50 against the Poogans? Or will he seethe again?
B-but this is OUR year!!!
they're doping walsh!! 500mg toilet water tablets
not having such a good time here :(
Greedy Staggs
Might flick over to the athletics
>>153833866
>goes up with two hands???
this two hands shit is retarded in the past they were allowed to bat the ball backwards with one hand now you have to have both hands le up so fuck your balance??? dumbest rule in modern times
>he didn’t deny it
>>153833883WHAT THE FUCK
Happy new year family this is my first time posting since gf
>>153833892glad you're back enjoy your footy
obvious 6 again mandate against the Eels late in sets
>>153833892whats her name???marriage on the cards???
EELBACKEELBACKEELBACK
THAT WAS FORWARD AS FUCK
corr
>Kayo knows when I'm trying to take a screenshot and blacks out the streamwtf
That's dreadfully soft
>>153833923disable hardware acceleration in your browser
>>153833923use firefox screenshot
Barn storming
Australia actually has some of the best honey in the world because we are one of the only places without Varroa destructor mites for most of our history.That parasite has devastated bee populations elsewhere.It’s why Australian honey is very highly valued internationally.
>>153833929>>153833931ty
PENALTY BRONGOS
>>153833923Delete system32 its full of spyware
broncos are washed
DID MAAAAM JUST SCORE ON HIS OWN KICK KEK
>>153833936
Ctrl+W is quick Firefox screenshot by the way
>>153833936Grok, is this true?
>>153833936NZ is better
>>153833961Manuka honey from WAH land is the best in the world
the game I knew & loved is… DEAD
not a good poo
cowardly
Just hit print screenThen open up snipping tool and hit ctrl v
cowardly poo
>>153833958nice
>didn't captain HaasMy season on pooicide watch
HAKEEEEEEEM HAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSS
cowardly poo countered by a cowardly peem
DRAG BOTH OF EM CUNTS OFF THE FIELD
HEADCLASH = BIN
Most beekeepers will tell you:the best honey in the world isn’t Manuka.It’s local wildflower honey, because:>flavour is richer>enzymes intact>minimal processing
>Broncos time wastingpathetic
GAMING GOD ADDO CARR AKA XxX_THE_FOXxX IS BACK LADS
Is JAC really a gamer?
>>153834022I never lie
DON'T PLAY ON RAMADAN BROTHER
IS THIS NIGGER FUCKING SERIOUS?WHAT THE FUCK CUNT
THANK YOU BASED HAAS
>payne arrrsseeee
>>153834033edgelord
>name change curse
thats not the shit I wanted stirred Reed you fuck!!
>>153834028That doesn’t count
>>>153834033>edgelord
>>153834051>Reed huh?
Broncos just let that one through
our response, poo curse denier bros?
Penrith storm gf looms
PEELBACK PEELBACK PEELBACK PEELBACK
the two worst defences in the comp
the poo curse at 100% full force now.
Kelma Tuilagi might be the best forward in the comp who has a double tonight.
great kick... NOT
2025 was a fluke for us, wasn't it broncogods?
cowardly poo has its consequences
Unbelievable
PEELKINOPEELKINOPEELKINOPEELKINO
>>153834060
Broncos 13+ bros, how we feeling???
UP THE WAHS
Broncs and HKR both sucking at the start of the season
OI BRONCSHITS YOU'RE MEANT TO DO THIS LATE IN THE 2ND HALF NOT THE 1ST HALF YOU SPASTIC CUNTS
>classic Madge spray looms
>>153834099based racist
>do a shit>20-22
>>153834115this is all your fault
Broncos will be in front at half time.
>>153834104
>>153834115poo curse incarnate
>>153819755>though the Eels have shown they can win at Suncorp Stadium with three victories in their last five visits.4/6 looms
>>153834115I hope you have the runs
Moses (11)
they're making her sad again
Based whistling ad
Is the Parrachad having a good time?
>take the dog out for a piss and a quick walk>suddenly 22-20whaddafugg
>>153834123Its our year. Barnett is going to lead us to victory.
>>153834065
>>153834146*Boyd
Got dumped, lads.
>>153834146*de Belin
>Not waiting until halftime to take a leak/walk the dogWasn't that long a wait, fellas
>>153834146Depends if Metcalfe is goated againBoyd will shit the bed and cannot be trusted
>>153834159the dog need not suffer because of the nrls schedulingalso when my peels are playing every moment is an eternity of suffering
>>153834171KekWhat kinda dog, m8?
>>153834180terrier so the little guy is the boss if you know you know
>>153834144I never have a good time until it’s over.
wouldnt want him to shit on the rug
dumped my bf, I found quincy dodd ai nudes on his phone
>>153834180greyhound
What's the /nrl/ verdict on Olivia Rodrigo?
>>153834190i like her feet
You are now googling Olivia Rodrigo
>>153834184>>153834189I only asked one of you
>>153834196Yes I am >>1538341906. Maybe 7
>>153834196im actually not interested althoughever>>153834204you asked me and i said greyhound
>>153834204the other guy is an imposter here is my terrier that you asked me about
What's the /nrl/ verdict on my bushpig hunting skills?
>duddfag meltie looms
>>153834217
>walsh
>he traded in walsh
>>153834216
walsh kinda prances when he runs?
oh no no no
feeling virginal lads
Yeah I'm officially done. UP THE WAHS
EELCHADSEELCHADSEELCHADS
would love to see what a gun like Iongi could do on a good team like the broncos
I resisted the urge to put all my money on Broncos 13+. Instead I put all my money on Broncos to simply win. Fuck.
>>153834217find a nice girl to care for matewe all deserve some actual lovebest of luck
>good team like the broncos
>>153834229Unironically, who the fuck is this guy? Ya post him all the time.
This fucking gay ass ground announcer needs to shut the fuck up! Every time he screams out "defene defence" the eels score and he looks like a total dumb arse...
>>153834258>He doesn't know who Gus Gould is
Tuilagi has turned into Sam Burgess once taking the headgear off
I don’t believe in the poo curse but this is fucking hilarious
I'm glad they didn't drag one of the Buck's out of his comfy stall to witness this terrible pooformance
>tipped Broncos
>>153834258
TOEGOD TOEGOD TOEGOD TOEGOD TOEGOD TOEGOD TOEGOD TOEGOD TOEGOD TOEGOD TOEGOD TOEGOD TOEGOD TOEGOD TOEGOD TOEGOD TOEGOD TOEGOD TOEGOD TOEGOD TOEGOD TOEGOD TOEGOD TOEGOD TOEGOD TOEGOD TOEGOD
BUCKBACK
WE'RE SO BACK
we call it a poo curse but its more grounded in reality than it soundswhen you take a poo like the broncos did when the peels were on the back foot it sends a msg to the cosmos for even footy players to see it shouts out 'we're scared'!!! so then the broncos feel scared and the peels smell blood and fear in the water as eels are water creatures
Poocos have conceded 26 points two weeks in a row at home. KEK
>>153834299both away games as its the dolphins home
BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF
Broncos should put number 10 back on they were winning when he was on
>aggressive pushenjoy it now lads I figure NRL has 2 years in it till it slowly starts becoming a touch footy comp
>look how close this game is >let’s play footy says the result manufacturing refbot3000
whos winning?
holy based kick penalty roulette
NOW THIS IS A COWARDLY POO
>taking the poo
>reversing the poo curse uh Eelbros??
How was that a Broncos knock on when yongi dropped the ball?
It's over Broncos
>>153834317this but unironically, the family might not want to see it but lets break it down>they want super fast rucks any slower than instantly off tackled players gets a set restart this will get faster and faster till a simple touch will mean a tackle>every peem takes poos when available and it is incentivised its way harder to get a try in touch football so you take points when you canonce you see the signs you can't unsee them
These fucking poos, man
>>153834354Albo loves em
>>153834344im not well versed in the historic texts of the poodoes this mean we now have an even game or is it last poo?
>loses his bet>spergs out about the state of footyclockwork
>>153834361I'm sorry is the game over? thats what I thought
Walsh has an impressive ability to get to ground immediately. Most players get wrestled with for a few seconds leading to a slow play the ball, but Walsh always hits the deck like a sack of spuds. I don't know how he does it but it's elite.
>>153834371did it very well in origin ;)
>>153834361>Quincy Dodd
WALSH WALSH WALSH WALSH WALSH WALSH WALSH WALSH WALSH WALSH WALSH WALSH WALSH WALSH WALSH WALSH WALSH WALSH WALSH WALSH WALSH WALSH WALSH WALSH WALSH WALSH WALSH WALSH WALSH WALSH WALSH WALSH WALSH WALSH WALSH WALSH WALSH WALSH WALSH WALSH WALSH WALSH WALSH
Walsh is the only thing keeping me going
>>153834396you accidentally linked an old webm mate
Walshy you beautiful son of a bitch
>>153834407oh nooo
Walsh giveth, Walsh taketh
>I used to be a good footy player like you till I took a arrow to the knee XD
>>153834418Nice
there was a butt
the fuck was that doorey
>>153834437whatever happened to mooning
slick lil play
surely not
RUSSELLGOD RUSSELLGOD RUSSELLGOD
I like Sean Russell because he makes me think of Kurt Russell
Crowd watch for that kick
>>153834442Went the way of the dodo bird during metoo
>>153834458BIG TROUBLE IN LITTE BRISSY TOWN
>>153834462A DISGUSTING ACT
unBUNK'd
uhhh they're talking about us again>>153834336>>153834336
>>153834472I'm talking about the footy and you should be too champ
Walsh 2 point miss incoming
wtf is Junior Paulo's haircut
Vossy losing his voice kek
>>153834468The ol scoop and score
>>153834483the Kaufusi
I may have been excited when I tipped 32+ broncos
>>153834472>Divegrass
>>153834472bro how fucking bad are spurs this yeardeserve the spoon
MAAM DED
REYNOLDS DED
>>153834437Where? All I saw was a fat chick
oh no the made of glass not really do anything at all guy is dead early in the season again that will be a million dollars out of the cap thanks
I feel like Reynolds dies every second game
Who is wojaking me now bitch>>153779978>>153779986
>>153834530Reynolds is the brains of the operation, the zookeeper if you will
>>153834541you're telling him that he got to you with this m8
holy based doza
>>153834548they've got the other glass old man ben hunt for that now
Parra shoulda fg'd to eliminate the 2 pointer
>>153834550
SIX AGAAAAIIIIIN
WHAT>>153834557
>>153834550I'm not seething
based the only family member to tip his peem and get 1/1 out of the entire family peem loyalty always when tipping
Voss is dying
>>153834575Ah didn't mean quote
LOL Broncucks are so shit... how are they defending premiers???
TITLE DEFENCE STARTS NEXT WEEK
>knees to the back >penalty broncos
PEZETGOD PEZETGODPEZETGOD EELCHAAAAAAAAAAAAADS
>walsh clocked off for the night he does that a lot he'd never be in my SC peem
>>153834587yeh, he got throat cancer like warren smith :(
>>153834596
to beat Brisbane you just need to grubber into the in-goal every set every time a team does it it works, but then they don't do it again
>stands in front of the posts for 30 seconds to make the kicknot sure about this moses fella
>losing to the eels
peels scored off 2 forward passes btw
>>153834635Brisbane style
Pezet cheapies we're so back
>my queen will be crying herself to sleep again tonight fucking broncshits will have to win another premiership to redeem themselves
BRONKWABS
York Knights would beat both these peems
more like Ramadone with this peem
>big kev builds a peem full of young up and coming talent but will take a couple of years to really shine through>broncos fire him >every season lose the brightest talent to other peems>madge gets hired>old man reynolds and hunt soak up bunch of the salary cap >still can't keep talent >no one in the peem cares>can't beat eels am I missing anything
good first game of the weekend
Madge a great coach to get a top peem to there limit but he burns them out after that
>>153834723true
xhamster isnt locked behind ID and has 4k videos lads
>>153834697>Won a grand final
>Broncos vs Storm next week Kek they're starting 0-3 lads
>>153834733its weird cause theres still a few porn tube sites up that arent requesting selfie ID... tube galore is down, but pleasure tube is still up... its like they want a 48million dollar fine HA!
Late Show with Matty Johns using my material >>153819341
>>153834810of all the things theyve made need ID, a pornsite is the last place i would upload a selfie or scan an ID
>>153834817and your just stealing from David Middleton
finch hind english vegas part on lads
No, I stole from Wikipedia who stole from David Middleton
>>153834851Finch… a name you don’t hear much anymore
>>153834865kek I drowning my sorrows leave me alone
>>153835171>>153835171>>153835171
I am going to spend the rest of the season watching the 2025 finals series.
>broncahahahahas
