They can’t fine everyone editionNRL>GAME 1New Zealand Warriors v Canberra Raiders6:00pm AEDST on Fox and KayoGo Media Stadium1.81-2.04>Go Media Stadium will be the centre of the Kiwi rugby league world on Friday night as the New Zealand Warriors host the Canberra Raiders. The Warriors were clinical in their season opener, defeating the Sydney Roosters 42-18. The Raiders displayed incredible grit to overcome a halftime deficit and defeat Manly 29-28 in golden point. Rookie halfback Ethan Sanders was the hero, slotting the winning field goal to cap off a his debut. The Canberra Raiders hold a current three-game winning streak against the Warriors, having won both meetings in 2025 as well as their final clash of 2024 . However, the Warriors historically perform well at Go Media Stadium, winning 13 of the 22 matches played against Canberra at the venue. Warriors 1-12 3.10Warriors 13+ 3.60Raiders 1-12 3.15Raiders 13+ 4.40Warriors -1.5 1.90 Raiders +1.5 1.90>GAME 2Sydney Roosters v South Sydney Rabbitohs8:00pm AEDST on Fox, Kayo and Ch9Allianz Stadium1.61-2.31>The Book of Feuds - the oldest rivalry in rugby league, fuelled by drama on & off the field. Plus the all-time try scoring record looming for AJ. The Roosters were thoroughly outplayed last week, falling 18-42 to the Warriors. Uncharacteristic defensive lapses on the edges saw them concede 7 tries. The Rabbitohs enjoyed a high-scoring 40-30 victory over the Dolphins. Their attack, led by Latrell Mitchell and Cody Walker, was relentless, although coach Wayne Bennett will be focused on tightening a defence that leaked 30 points. In 2025, the spoils were shared as each team won their home fixture; the Rabbitohs won 20-14 in April, while the Roosters secured a 36-6 victory in September. South Sydney holds a lead of 121 wins to the Roosters' 109 in foundation derby history. Roosters 1-12 2.95Roosters 13+ 3.05Rabbitohs 1-12 3.45Rabbitohs 13+ 5.30Roosters -3.5 1.90 Rabbitohs +3.5 1.90
PITCH INVASION
Storm the field>Storm the fieldStorm the field>Storm the fieldStorm the field>Storm the fieldStorm the field>Storm the field
fall over the sideline for fall over the line man simple as
>>153747068Did this post end the Broncos?
>>153835327
>>153836849It didn’t help
>>153689755multi team OP>>153728034 parrra OP - heemed>>153738523 broncos OP - heemed>>153751067titans OP - heemed>>153767730multi team OP>>153819755 broncos OP - heemed>>153835171 rabbitohs OP - ????
the threadcunt blessing sure didn't transfer to the new guy
irl and sc peems? in shambles.my multis? in shambles.my life? in fucking shambles.
WorriersPoostersEZPZ
>>153839258Titans OP was an act of avoiding it
nrl is back thank godcan't wait to get rugpulled again by another initially promising warriors season
Are we wearing the minties jersey again?
Sunshine Coast R5 #7
>betting on the ponies
>>153839381based me
>>153839942It's an away game so yes
>>153840487Nice
We have some cool merch
If Easts did this it’d be a pink chicken, extremely gay
Mr girlfriend messaged me "I am so happy you are straight, hehe, praise the Lord". She thinks I am gay doesn't she
She doesn’t think, she knows
You should surprise her with these. Only a straight man can wear these
As homophobic as I am. Being associated with Souths is far worse.
Will Lomax be any good in union?
William Lomax is an actor m8
He’ll be the star player for Western Force and get picked for the Wallabies
>>153841162If hes playing wing then it will br interesting to see him having to kick as wingers are expected to drop back to field kicks and then either kick back or put up a midfield bomb to contestotherwise playing wing is pretty straightforward
He can kick. He could also play in the centres. His weakness might be in decision making but we’ll see, that stuff can be coached a bit and it’s up to him to pay attention so he can react appropriately to certain situations
>>153841162No, but Stephen May
thats real irish he loves posting half naked men on a sports board
>soulless nrl maggots have to copy buddy franklins 1000th goal celebration pathetic beyond belief kek
>>153841905
>>153841905Don't make me sick Sam Burgess on you again m8
Nathan Merritt has cancer :(
>>153841905literally who?
>>153842036>>153767730
>>153841402>league player to rugby centre pipelineI dont think he would make as good of a centre as sualii
>>153841905Buddy Franklin? Didn't his super markets to bankrupt in the 2000s?
>>153840724PSYCH BITCH
Only thing Buddy Franklin is famous in (a small part of) Sydney for is crashing into parked cars on a straight section of New South Head Rd
>talking about alf
BREAKING: Indie has been pounced on.
thinking about getting cheap veneers
i guess you call cxould her Titanindie Bostock lol
>>153842676why's that mate?
The Snacks
>>153842729show birb
B L E A C H E DWC
Would NOT reccomend viewing Jetaya's story
>>153842755The old boy.I rehomed him from an ex workmate, was terrified of humans and rarely left his box (guy was a cunt). Long time of patience and trust building by holding a lengthy perch he's friendly, climbs all over me and a gasbag.
It may just be my imagination, but does anyone else think this new broncos logo looks like Jetaya's camel toe?
>>153843070the post that turned around the Broncos season
If Jetaya loves the Broncos so much why doesn't she play for them?
>>153842989cute healthy looking fella, your patience paid off
>>153842989Your bird is great, but there is no excuse for not including your drinks in the snack hall.
>>153843070>he thinks Jetaya's camel toe looks like a penis It’s not Quincy
kek quincy goddem
>>153843042
KFC for dinner tonight
>>153835171>>153838796This Indian better score first and 2 or more
>>153843606FRIED NIGHT FOOTY
>>153843606based
Who’s putting a cheeky tenner on AJ to break the record?
1/4
>>153843805about 800k people id wager
2/4
3/4
4/4
>>153843850How much do you want to wager?
It's incredibly unlikely but it would be quite humorous if some insane series events played out that made Johnston not get a single try while playing every game.
Who's this diddyblud on lead commentary? Is it really Jake Duke?
Where the FUCK is Tiff?
got 8 players in this game
The donation
>>153843042Total babe
Pretty sure AJ gets 2 tries tonight @$4
>>153843881All it takes is a season ending injury
pooriors bros...
>tipped wahs I think my season is ogre lads
Bro we're gonna get 50'd
its harris tavover
nap time
I bought Jacob Laban in SC because I thought he would be a hardworking young Australian based on the name alone. I am now watching him play for the first time and realising I have made a significant error.
more like chanel k-o'd
up the wahs
>>153843965I also didn’t realise he was a coconut. I also traded him out because he was getting shit minutes and now Capewell died.
He’ll pass his HIA.
Warriors are so cooked. Polynesians melt in the rain.
>he doesn't know the bloodline and early life section of ever player in the compngmi lad
Wipe the fuckin cameras lazy fucks
An elite and muscular 0/2 looms
LETSFUCKINGGOOOOOOOOONNNNNNEEEEEEEE
COMEBACK
im gonna say it ladsi dont think jake duke should be in the box and certainly shouldnt be the acting main 'tator
>>153844008voss was sick yesterday, could hardly speak, i recon thats why jake is in there.
SLIGHT WAHBACK
They should all have to use AI filters to make them sound like Vossy
WE’RE DOING IT IN FOURS WAHBROS
What a sunny pleasant place. Makes you understand why Polys were so desperate to leave their tropical island paradises and row across grand expanses of wild ocean for land such as this.
>>153843934Yes but benny hill music playing while something slapstick cucks him out of every try would be more fun.
SACK TAYLORBRING BACK TIFF
Lets gone warriors
home family, most of yous tipped the wahs on yas
Tiff's replacement (bleh)https://www.instagram.com/taylorcurtis6/
Wahs are the good guys
>>153844059fark shes mint actually
>>153844059She’s cute but she’s no Tiff
Fucking well weather footy doesn't suit us
great pass for wet weather conditions there.. NOT
Thinking the Wahs should try not dropping the ball in the red zone.
>called held>drags back an extra 5 metres???
FUCK OFF SHOW US WHERE THAT HAPPENED YOU CHEATING DOG CUNTS
Maybe betting on the overs wasn’t the best decision.
phew thank fuck they didn't go left there was no one there!
FUCK SAKE WHY DID YOU GO SHORT YOU DUMB CUNT
kek based threw that cunt off him
>greasy ballgreasy ball>greasy ballgreasy ball
SIX MOARSIX MOARSIX MOAR
wahbros, we got the ref in our pocket tonight
good decision (for my tips)
FUCK OFF I NEEDED THAT FOR ROGER
SEND THAT CUNT OFF
>ttpFucking cowards
the poo curse does NOT come to pass in the wet
>>153844173flushed innit
Someone needs to get on the phone to Vlandys and get the clock to pause while poos are being taken
Did that ref just touch Hudson Young?
>the wet game leveling poo
Make penalty shots worth 1 point
Clock should pause for all instances when the ball isn’t in play
FARRRRKKKK
F L O A T I N GT O R P E D O
fullback idea: catch all high balls facing your own tryline
this ref is so neutral you don't know who's side he's on!
im not feeling too bueno about this wahs performance
broncos could never defend like that
did you KFC get there yet m8
perfectly timed for the half time break matecant take my eyes off the game
Why did the Titans let Tanah Boyd walk out the door?
>>1538442666-6
Cody is such an illiterate dumbfuck, even by rugby league standards.
Can i bet on a Lartell sin bin in the next game?It’s a lock
DWZ certainly does not pass the eye test
>>153843042kek
im not going anywhere
>>153844266it always felt like he was trying to hard and fucking up last year for the wahs, he seems much more relaxed and playing better now thankfully.
>im not going anywhere
yyyyeeesssss
lolwut
Yippee!
they going to show Taylor Curtis at any point?
That’s not fucking held
boyds been fucking good tonight
tanah boyd is a bit of a handsome squidward looking fella
>>153844470
tanah should go to rabbitohskek bit of an old meme reference for you cassies
OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF
The Dragons got rid of Jackson Ford so they could sign the likes of Zane Musgrove and Josh Kerr
Hopefully they don't storm the field because it won't be a full stadium and it might not look that good, just a handful of Souths derricks
What's with all the concussions tonight?
We are so back
>he tipped pooders
Leka Halloffamea
>>153844697kek did you stretch my jersey drawing overresourceful
>>153843936>>153843946>>153843961>>153843988>>153844072
>>153844719I can neither confirm nor deny that.
imagine tipping the raiders KEK
the GOOD boyd
Toia FTS, Roosters 13+ load up
kino
>>153844772
Faiders faiding a little early, no?
Our 2 best players are both Australian white boy plodders
>>153844793Looks right on time to me
maybe get someone else on the conversions hey
Raiders always flop after a good season Wahs will fall in a heap from mid season
those erin clarke football skills
lol
UP THE WAHHHHHSS
*violently rapes you*UP DA FUKKIN WAHS
Might be season over for Poocastle next week IYKWIM
OHHHHHH would have been kino kek
Haha that old fella was throwing up romans
Warriorbrothers let's not get ahead of ourselves. The Raiders nearly lost to the wooden spooner's last week, so temper your expectations.
PITCH INVASION DAY
The top of the ladder NZ warriors.
Just remembered Broncos lost last night
kek at the CEO giving it to Tapine
happy to watch history with the family tonight xoxo
>Last try and conversion clear over 45.5I feel sick rn
LETS GO FALL OVER THE LINE MAN WOOOOOOOO
Roosters would rather injure AJ and lose by 50 than let him get the record against them
fark should've captained halasima
Full crowd of AJ
>politics in my sportFUCK OFF WITH THIS SHIT I WANT MY FOOTY CUNTS
In b4 he scores one try and then his knee explodes
it doesnt fit at all anymore, that very country they are mourning is now attacking and killing civilians in another country currently.I shall not participate.
M I L K I N G!!!!
>>153844960
>I shall not participate.Bro was just sitting in his room screeching because he saw a minute's silence on tv
>>153844979let me know when its over though, will change back to the game
>>153844967that newcunt calling me a newcunt?
>>153844982ITS ON M8 TUNE IN
>>153844945
>>153844992kek
>quincy dudd
cannot understate just how shit these blue shorts are desu
>replying to himself HNGMI lads
going to be gay if the pitch invasion happens after a long bunker call like this one OR there is a pitch invasion then the bunker calls it a no try kek
toops gets to 213 this year i reckon
Why is that not a try if its a souths knock on?
THESE PEEMS HATE EACH OTHER
GAMES GONE ____
Is he going to rush the field?
WHERE THE FUCK IS IRISH
don't summon him I'm comfy
Cheating Roosters not getting the 50/50
Can’t rush the field, off having a drink with the future wife https://youtu.be/8SxE_NfUX6w
HAS ANYONE SEEN DCE???
Trellbutt and Slippy T
>>153845053He plays for Manly, stop talking silly stuff
did big game trell just punch that guy in the face
Is the storming for when he equals or surpasses Irvine?
Trell fucked it
>steaming
>touchie clapping hey?
>>153845065surpasses
>>153845065There are two school of thoughts on this and it is quite an interesting historical schism that dates back to a dewy, overcast morning in the old country
>48 tackle set>no try
>>153845082we yawnion now
>>153845059just seen him in a rooster shirt
getting a try wasn't the point the point was to fatigue the poosters and on that mission accomplished
>>153845065>that one dolt who doesnt realise hes only tied the record and gets heemed for storming the field
>>153845093Equal first is no mean feat
>>153845089OPSM for you
NRL players are fully recovered after 15 seconds of low activity, fatigue does not exist in the modern game
>>153845092too many unfit cunt in the Pooths side to make that work
MASSIVE poopeetohs refball happening currently
ref wants the record broken tonight
>>153845092>vpn status?
OH NO NO
reckon the ghost of Irvine will curse Souffs
big game trell
hahahha as if they just heem themselves with a poo curse.
>big gut trell
Alex Johnson could get to 300 tries for all I care. Ken Irvine will always hold the record in spirit.
>tipped poosters
>yeah we'll take the zero thanks
>taking the poo-BAWKK
smart avoiding the curse
tactical miss
theres actually not enough time between to take games and now im sitting here turtling
>>153845142based addo carr when he plays AOE2
>>153845142between games to take a shit*cant even type right im so uncomfortable
sam walker and daly try-scorer
HE'S ELITE
THERE HE IS I FOUND HIM!!
HE’S BAWKLITEE’SBAWKLITE
>>153845142Kayo on your phone
>>153845150Addo Carr seems like more of a scout rush guy
plays EXCELLENT football
FUCK AJS RECORDHISTORY WAS MADE TONIGHT
>>153844967I need to start using this on other gens
>>153845141
>>153845126Based copium enjoyer
>>153845164despite getting a new phone and changing my google account to be aussie about 5 years ago it still thinks im in NZ and wont let me install it
>>153845170Take it friend, it’s all yours
Fifita is such a fat poo poo head
>>153845126How old are you pretending to be
>blud sullivan
>>153845192106
>>153845177Kek based immigration officer iPhone
BIN THE REFS
KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKcan't challenge offside ya silly gooses
>decision not made
BUTCHERED
this game is a MESS
Not sure what to expect from the Poopeetohs this year desu
>these teams
trell/fifita edge must have the highest body fat % in the league
I’ve been a lifelong Irvine fan since last week and will NEVER accept AJ as the record holder
KEK Walker having a tanty what a bitch
blakfullas acting up
>>153845192I never watched Ken Irvine play and I wish I never watched Alex Johnson play, but what Ken Irvine managed in a shit team in an era with much tougher defence is more impressive than anything a player could realistically accomplish in the fast paced modern era in a decent team
pretty unlikeable teams these
short meme drop out won't go the distance
Commentator curse activated
>>153845243
Amazing how the Walker family dates back to the exit from Africa, but makes sense when you think about it.
Irvine the white dog is gonna kneel to blackfella supremacy
TOOOPOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH>runs over jye gray kek
>>153845014maybe tonight even
DIRTY KICKER
what does jye gray do?
>>153845273speedbump
I remember watching tupou as a kid
Who's the NFL equivalent of this Irvine fella youse talking about?
DCE making an elite apprarance
>>153845273His best
>>153845278Ew
>>153845279babe ruth
Kek 4 bunnies in a row overunning the play
>>153845279Jerry Rice
>>153845278
>>153845279Payton Manning. Same neck.
>>153845279Jerry rice’s receiving yards record being broken
short meme drop out AJ's first try
INVASION
>>153845279Wayne Gretzky
BASED
EPIC
i cant believe alex johnshit is going to be the top tryscorer ever. thats how you know the record doesnt mean anything
Nobody is storming the ground?>Pic unrelated
Youse whitefellas been real quiet aye?
This is like John Morris being a 300 gamer
>>153845320fuck is this
they should separate the eras with records like this tbqh
>held dearly by the irvine familyyeah nah, your family didn't score any trys cunt
I was promised an INVASION
Doubt the record stands 15 years desu
>every try from now is historic Look forward to invading the pitch every week or two
>>153845322Fox will get it in a few years
>>153845336People say the same in NFL. Especially considering the modern longer seasons.
>>153845344when he breaks the record silly goose I saw 2 people in bunny suits who are 100% invading the pitch
Rugby league just can't match the afl when it comes to sovl
>>153845356I hope they were strippers
kek there was an invader
>>153845357Happy Diwali sir
just the one, WEAK bunny customers are WEAK
Irvine played against people that worked as cobblers and shit. Anything before 1988 doesn’t mean shit in rugby league
Doesn't look like more seccies than normal
DCshitE kick
Bam got 83 and Johnston is going to break the record (maybe), big week for the coloured athletes.
R E F B A L L
Elite call by DCE
my warriors would heem both these peams
>>153845391I didn’t know bam margera was a darkie
Irvine was recognised by his competitors as one of the greatest players of all time and was a staple of rep teams of his era.Johnson got a token Kangaroos selection in his second year, got BTFO, and selectors have avoided him like the plague ever since.
SHOT
what does fifita do?
>>153845418>Johnson got a token Kangaroos selection in his second year, got BTFO, and selectors have avoided him like the plague ever since.>Merritt got a token Blues selection, got BTFO, and selectors avoided him like the plague Is this a bunnies thing?
fifita more like fatfatta lol
>>153845422what are you after ;)
>>153845436Jobber wingers? Every club has em
Half of the anons in this thread would get a run in first grade when Irvine was playing
And the other half?
>>153845422I recon Sam Walker could unironically out benchpress him.
Jason Nightingale was twice the winger Johnston ever was
Based whistling ad
if we were all playing footy there would be no one to post here
>>153845463HOLY BASED
Our mums would post here to show support and call us dickheads
oh fuck they made a new whistling ad
>Jason NightingaleWhat NRLW peem did she play for?
>>153845480Where heve you been the past 3 weeks m8
based whistling ad
He's just so shit, and now everyone has to pretend he's good
>>153845484The greatest
>>153845488Avoiding the useless timesink that is being a rugby league customer
>>153845492wheres Michael Lett from?
>>153845498Based non whistling customer
>>153845504The
Reynolds <3
>More tries in the six again eraSeems less impressive tbqh
ahem
Isn't Manu a drug dealer now or did he get off?
Big dell better than everyone
I too would say BMoz was the best winger of the NRL era. To'o is a very overrated one trick pony.
>>153845528>greatest>To’oGo home AI, you’re drunk
does the new westpac ad have a pair of lesbian twins staring in it?
Was Irving even playing in the limited tackles era?
>>153845561Can’t get on Pornhub, we take what we can get
>>153845565Most of his were in the unlimited tackle era
>>153845541>In May 2023, Vatuvei was granted early parole. It was announced that he would take a volunteer role with the Warriors, counseling young players on career decisions and making good choices.>>153845565If he didn't that makes it even more impressive because he played in a bad team that no doubt would have suffered with unlimited tackles.
>>153845577Didn't he play with a very good team that dominated possession for entire halfs?
I N V A S I O NNVASION
PITCH INVASION WOOOOOOO
bahaahhahaha so much for not storming the field!
BASEDFUCK SECCIES THEY CAN'T FINE THEM ALL
>>153835171>They can’t fine everyone edition
CALL THE GAME OFF
glad it wasnt le fall over the line to break the record
wtf someting actually happened for once.We were here.
WHAT THE FUCK ACTIVATE THE SNIPERS. RED ALERT
Uncle Wayne will be pissed
Cringe and artificial, afls invasion was authentic
Fucking special moment
I think I see the random souths lad
imagine a terror attack
Send in the mounted police
where were you lads
>Cringe and artificial, afls invasion was authentic
kek the fans are all running off, are they doing a teacher-style countdown
>beer cups all over the turfbravo poothes
>>153845227How stupid are you feeling kek
>>153845628Don't disrespect their culture m8
Imagine if that got bunkered
>>153845639kek
why is albo on the field fine that cunt
Personally I think Pezet's bradbury game winner was a bigger moment last night
FINE ALBO
>>153845632He’s a fraud and illegitimate
*storms the pitch and steals Lara’s shoes
>it's legal when the prime minister does it
FINE ALBO NOW
security got one of em lads
what a little aura farmer
Can the prime minister make his way back to the stands
Nice to see Albo taking a break from ruining the nation
Souths have gotta win from here right?
>>153845654Yeah now it's cringe
>>153845654i served with that bloke on the left in the SAS
>>153845658i was wondering why he was in the crowdfucking despicable trying to use the moment for his own gain
Albo trying to make it about himself lmao
>>153845657IMO this extended break only hurts them
its all fun and games but thanks to AI and facial recognition everyone on the field is getting a fine in the mail you just wait
the chad john howard vs the virgin albo
Made instant noodles at the half and missed the try, damn
>>153845652>>153845654>and here comes the pretzels
>greatest moment in our games history
>>153845677mfw face when
Based poosters fan got there first.
why is the clock stopped?
>Gold No. 2 kino
>only took 45 seconds That’s what she said
Alright enough now time to start play again
>>153845677Very "my wife is Asian" coded comment
how the fuck does so much rubbish end up on the field from a crowd being on there like 2 minutes?
Just squeezed a pimple/ingrown hair and it stinks so bad.
>souffs land still running on
cringe jersey change
it's a sydney crowd mate
>>153845657nah they're all too excited now, that's why Wayne was ripping into them in the sheds just now
Roosters should forfeit due to unsafe playing conditions. This is pathetic. Where is the player welfare? A dark day for the NRL. #shame
This was very embarrassing. Most cringe moment in our game's history.
>>153845691Because they’re waiting for a conversion to be taken
>>153845703Sounds like folliculitis
If Cooper Cronk wore a gold chain & sipped from a pimp cup he’d Cooper Crunk
>Irish missed itGrim
>>153845703pic?
>>153845703Witch hazel is your friend
Based Vidot & Reed winger centre pairing GUT PUNCH ON HOW TIME FLIES
Don't you guys ever feel embarrassed copying every single thing we do?
for FUCKS sake! get on with the game already! we just sat through 15 mins for half time!!!
>>153845731based and witch hazel pilled
if fall over the line man gets another try they should do another pitch invasion
>>153845701Souths fans are sub human
>>153845734see you at magic round
>>153845734*gathers for a round*
>>153845734Happy Holiday friend
>>153845740There's nothing to suggest they won't. They already have proof they will get away with it.
>>153845734Enjoy your State of Origin*kisses*
should’ve name his kid Irvine Johnston desu
Can’t wait until someone actually worthy takes the record from him.
>touchie clapping johnstons shoulder*
>>153845743>>153845746We copied it from the soccer.>>153845754Literally an AFL invention, no charge for the history lesson champ.
>>153845740Yes. Every try from now on is a new record
>now its happened, the commentators stop acting like they didn't want the field to be stormed
so hes signed on for 2027, surely he ends up on about ~230-240 tries. cant imagine ever seeing that broken
BACKFENCE SECCY
>>153845764totally mindbroken
>>153845764>we fuck up limp wrist
oi lads i just rand on to tha field it was so sick ay man full hectik bruz
>>153845726Irish is Australian with a VPN he's probably in here right now
FUCKING WHITE DOG ITS OUR MOMENT
>>153845764i bet you're the same guy who tries to argue afl has a longer history than football lmao
>>153845769Just need another peem to come along that attacks only down one side with a le fall over the line man on the wing who has a decently long career.
disgusting match so many non whites
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DV0ib8Pk1IY/
>>153845769>Who is Sean Russell
Tupou is a better winger than AJ could ever dream of being. The best winger of the modern era, however, is Semi Radradra.
Pauga is the anti-Johnson
>>153845808
>>153845808based ball knower
Guys what does it mean if you eat mold and now it feels like spiders are crawling on your skin
Even though he’s scored 213 tries the only 2 that are memorable are the 2 scored today
semi is a close second to vunivalu but i can understand how you got them confused
>>153845817Ergotism
>>153845817Do you have a fever? If yes, food poisoning. If no, ergotism hallucinations.
>wong
>>153845817I dunno I never played RE7
>>153845808>Tupou is a better winger than AJ could ever dream of being.yes>The best winger of the modern era, however, is Semi Radradra.no
>>153845817LinkinParkitis
cam on poosters
Dr. /nrl/, MD
is alex the next Immortal?
BINHIMTA
Radradra only really played 4 seasons, the best of which (2017), he was overshadowed by Jordan Rapana who had the best season I've ever seen from a winger.
BIN BIN BIN BIN BIN
>no one smuggled a fire cracker onto the field to scare the fuck out of everyone and scream "BOMB" and have the stadium evacuated
baking
>>153845866It’s not soccer
>>153845861behind maori eyes
THATS A TRY
>>153845802Did they open the gates?
>>153845866PRANKING NRL GONE WRONG (YOU WONT BELIEVE IT)
>>153845611>>153845866this is why we can't have high trust fun anymore
NRL fans are very well behaved, they got in and got out and nobody was hurt
>>153845893its just a prank
Now THAT is a winger
NAWIGGANEEDAWAZEE
>>153845904agreed AJ is a fraud
Niggawazeee
Roosters should throw a billion at Mark to break the record
you know remember the GOAT winger Mark “Sideaahow Bob” Peterson
simply adore the asian f white m they just showed, they were both ugly freaks but you just know they both think they've lucked out
Fifita doesn't even try in defence. He doesn't even try to make it look like he's trying. Absolute slug.
THE TWINK CAN KICK
BUTT
>turn to your left and coughwhat did dan mean by this?
do NOT post a screenshot of that
JUNEE JUNEE JUNEEEEEEEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCnKrV7WVzo
>>153845918https://youtu.be/p42ZPTgmrnY?si=ysRcKEsPI4nS0sNI
Souths fans strategically pitch doctoring
Idea rugby league but it's like ice hockey with a glass barrier around the perimeter
>glass barrierhave another one champ
imagine if trell was even slightly consistent
So we just watched the prime minister break the law on live television and were ok with that..?
GET THE TRAINERS OFF THE FUCKING FIELD
probably not ideal to have 2 shit cunts next to each other
>>153845980we're not only okay with it but its massively improved his rating in the polls!
>>153845980https://localcourt.nsw.gov.au/documents/forms/Application_for_Private_Prosecution__v1.docx
walkshit
the worst walker
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST DO TO ME
>>153845996Not clicking your virus
grubtrell
>>153846005>clicking on random links on 4chan formerly 4channel
>>153846005ni hao
>>153846005Bad social credit score detected
Idea what if you kick it say 30m+ and if your player is able to catch it, it means a set restart like quarterback and receiver but the offside rule stamds
game winning poo
Fatrell
>>153846022just play gridiron champ
>>153846022i like this
>>153846030Samefag
why the fuck don't teams 20/40 there are so many times it is the optional play
>>153846034OPTIMAL FUCKYA
who was that for walkcunt
the touchie
>>153846034they’re not worth the risk in field possession
They should add a position where one of the fans is allowed to play,with the team
Jassy sightedWas that Bree next to her?
honestly a pretty boring game overallalso the storm the field was so inorganic. none of those cunts tip or play supercoach
THE POO CURSE WILL NOT BE DENIED
BOUNCEBACK
Based fatrell
RABBITBACK
>>153846068
>>153846067>ynr Tony Trimhttps://www.nrl.com/news/2022/01/27/reliving-the-night-footy-family-dug-deep-for-flood-victims/
>>153846089Very interesting. Has she signed with the Chooks?
greedtrell
Imagine being a faggot with a phone that ran onto the field to film bumpy phone footage of this shitSociety is lost, time to move to the scrub
>>153846108Based 9Later enjoyer
>>153846101holy based ball knower Trim squared up to Tallis too from memory kek
Paunga is cursedJohnson may not be flash but he undoubtedly has the Midas touch which is worth everything
>>153846111if you don't record it and live in the moment instead did it really happen?
>>153846102No she's just signed until 28. I think there is another element to it
Why can't black players catch the ball
>>153846121Time is a flat circle
Magic strip
i would've taken a pic for the family
do souths have a halfback? are they just running an extra forward right now?
Are chicken strip's the same as chicken tendersa?
>>153846122Bree had a bf not that long ago
That is so Latrell
>>153846136Strips can be made from sliced breast or even though meat. Tenders are tenders.
isn’t it crazy that every single female league is an abo kek
>>153846117He said in the paper the next day it was like staring death in the face
BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF walk away walker you little bitch
cody walker might be the biggest tard in the comp
Lmao that's a flop
I think Bree used to have a job at the NRL, maybe they just catch up after work at Moore Park
bennett keeps giving walker contracts because he knows he'll be behind bars within 24 months of retirement
Holy fuck dce
Coony walkabout boonging out... What a coon.
>>153846169kek
TEDDY TEDDY TEDDY TEDDY TEDDY TEDDY TEDDY TEDDY TEDDY TEDDY >tipping poopeetohs
Biggest try of the night
it's a real game of three halves
>>153846169Based Uncle Wayne
DCELITE
its crazy how you can just be metres in front of the kicker in leaguegame really needs VAR
BASED DCEBASED SLIPPY T
2/3 lads
Night lads
DO IT FOR JOHNSTON LADS
DCElite
3/3
>>153846192you can't go to sleep yet they have to give awards to fall over the line man
The cool calm mastery of DCE and TedescoVersus the bratty emotional self-combustion of Cody and Latrell
>>153846212and the majority of the family tipped poopeetohs!
>>153846224FINE AND ARREST ALBO
>>153846224they WILL be going through the footage and fining the majority of people, there is much revenue to be had
https://www.nrl.com/news/2026/03/13/alex-johnston-rugby-leagues-greatest-try-scorer/The kino for tonight
>>153846224>>153846251who/where does the money from the fines go to?
>letting Reynolds on a panel after losing to the Eels
>>153846255https://www.instagram.com/reel/DVSvhZJEgBT
wait shouldn't he be training or resting why is he allowed to moonlight?
>>153846256Salary cap of home ground tenants: Sydney Roosters, NSW Waratahs, and Sydney FC.
Albo interview
>>153846272coooorrrrr
>>153846272no skeles
Thanks Anthony lol
LOL how did they whip up that fucking Nable promo so soon...oh wait, its a mix up of the one they made earlier...
He lost the game, bro, I hate this American style shit
>Ken Irvine medal going to be renamed
why is albo there what a clout chasing loserthis is old m8s moment not yours >booooooooo
>>153846276Embarrassed into early retirement
AJ’s kids all have blonde hair and blue eyes
So does his milkman
>>153846318>bro>I hate this American style shitSo which is it?
>>153846529HA GOTTEM
RIP Nathan Merritt...Stage 4 usually means you only live 6-12 months...42 is a young age to die from esophagus cancer.
>>153846727:-(>>153846736>>153846736>>153846736
Last4Ellie in the thread where history was made
>>153855661Based /nrlw/ enjoyer
LAST4ELLIE
>>153855661>>153858366>>153858479El-el-el-EllieJa-ja-ja-JohnstonOh Ellie Johnston you're as sexy as hellYour super thick thighs they be ringin the bellCrispy and juicy now you’re havin a snackIt’s super spicyIt’s an Ellie attaccccccccck!
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