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Mariners!
Doyers but also Italy plz win
Reposting for necessity >In an interview with Mexican journalist Luis Gilbert, the All-Star outfielder said that the All-Star catcher, affectionately known as The Big Dumper, could “f--- off” and “go to hell.”>“That ‘good to see you’ that he said to me,” Arozarena, 31, told Gilbert in Spanish. “He can shove it straight up his a--. I’m out.”
FUCKIN' BUMS
What does he do though?
>>153821858Now post his 3 run nuke vs Mexico you seething chicano
>>153821858>0 for 3*sniggers*
>>153821813does Randy want to be traded back to the rays?
>DeRosa is an idiot>Raleigh can't process social cues>Harper replaced a third of his blood with raw milk>Skubal showed up and left after an hourThese guys deserve to stay in pools
>>153821869That was nice but not striking out to lose the game would have been nice too.
>>153821886>Raleigh can't process social cueshes just like me
>>153821881Honestly he was a bum outside a couple of good months last summer and I wouldn't mind at all moving on from him. His playoff play was pathetic and if he wants to start a beef in the clubhouse with the leader of the team he needs to go.
>>153821886why did they take these guys? There are at least 4 KBO Americans who would have run through brick walls to be on this team.
honestly the humiliation of losing in pools is what team usa needs to actually start taking this seriously. get a manager who actually knows the rules and is willing to put together a competitive roster instead of a list of homosexual overpaid divas who have never and will never win anything
Team USA needed Trevor Bauer
>>153821886Pools closed!
>>153821923people been saying this since 2006. I think it is time to admit that a part from the one time they won it they have been shit.
>>153821881Come home king. Randyland is waiting for you
>>153821923>Call up a team of "sluggers">Surprised when they all swing for the fences and can't just hand it off to the next guygets the noggin joggin
>>153821922Well they got the coach from their official sports network lol. As for the players, you need to get guys <30 (I'll make exceptions for generational players like Judge) who are not knocking on the door of FA (like Skubal). Ideally my team would be 70% pre-arb/extension guys with a few vets around.
Look at the wbc tournament odds
Do you think >we can beat Cuba, fellow Canadians?
>>153822050>tf>tpNew York?
There are people who don't want this at their MLB ballpark in 2026.
>>153822063I think we can, but worried old man Quantril will give up too many for the late inning comeback.
>>153822078*raises paw*
>>153822078this is why it took them until the 8th to score against fucking Czechia.
>>153822063Moinelo te va a ganar facilmente. (Ojala)
>>153822078Correct, pedo.
>>153822020This
>>153822078yes now go kys
I give fake names to restaurants. Last time I went as Pedro Martinez.
So now that it's come to light that the US didn't realize they could be eliminated, the correct thing to do is replay the game right? No disrespect to Italy but there's no way they win if we're trying / not hungover
>>153822020>>153822182It's pretty crazy because until last night they were taking their walks and making it work.
>>153822219That Taco Bell must’ve been real miffed when they realized
>>153822219>always place order at taco bell as 'morpheus'>retarded zoomers can't read so my crunchwrap gets cold after he calls out 'morpees'
why does judge make chicanos and puerto ricans seethe so very much
How do you say vindicated in italiano?
>>153822219I've done this before for fun giving them names of players on my team which are more subtle and believable like David Robertson or Matt Davidson but I also sometimes went bolder and gave more obvious names like Michael Kopech or Daniel Palka but not surprisingly not one batted an eye or cared. I wonder how brazen you can go with your fake names before the Starbucks wagie does a double take and is like, uh you're not him?
Going to be a legendary chud/chik seethe tonight, get ya popcorns ready cubspies and gentlemen
do cubsfags paint their nails like bearsfags?
>American basketball players do everything they can to win for their country>American hockey players do everything they can to win for their country>American soccer players do everything they can to win for their country>American baseball players don't give a shit. Don't fully participate. Show up hungover to critical games. Don't know the rules of the tournament, etc.What the actual fuck is wrong with the guys who play this sport?
>>153822238We all also know that it was Mar10 Mario Day yesterday which also gave the Italians an unfair mamma mia pizza de pasta boost. If they replay it on any other date then the Americans would win easily
>>153822370the olympics matterthe world cup mattersWBC does not matter in the slightestthey can barely sell 10% of the seats in some of these gamesit's all a marketing gimmick
>>153822349>screencapping your own post
>>153821788why don't they put the country abbreviations anywhere on the graphic? i am not a geographer
>>153822353>ORDER FOR SHOHEI OHTANI>You Shohei Ohtani?>yeah>Total is 37.85, cash or card?
>>153822355we've also got canada's elimination in 2 hours
>>153822387That's mainly PR and I'm guessing MLB does shit all to adjust for local wages
>>153822078This is why amerika lostIt should be daffy duck or something like that instead
>>153822078Japanese twitter was uniformly shitting in thisUnironically calling it shamefuru dispuray
shove it up your ass you moolinyan fanooks
>>153822415Really good slate of games today, more ammo for me that they need to cut this shit down to 4-team pools (sorry based Czech)
>>153822429Link or screenshot or else didnt happen
>>153822387>WBC does not matter in the slightesttell that to every other team in the tournament. your argument falls apart there. team usa stands alone in treating this tournament with the same urgency as a split squad spring training game
>>153822219You do this until you get brain damage mid waiting and forget the name yourself used to order
>>153822450>find the clip posted by @20Judgment yesterday >check RTs and replies>filter by most likes There go knock yourself out
>>153822387>WBC does not matter in the slightestwhy not
>>153822219I use the name Goku at restaurants and starbucks. I have never watched dragonball z or any anime for that matter.
Remember when team USA used to have true American heroes on the team?
>>153822462the name you use shows up in receipts, I think (I avoid touching receipts because they have harmful chemicals)
>>153822497plastic exhibition marketing gimmick for MLBcompare that to the olympics or world cup which are 10x to 100x more important than the regular non-international versions>>153822421cope
>>153822387It matters a lot to everyone else. And it should matter to these guys too. This is the biggest international baseball tournament. Players have always cared way less about the Olympics despite Harper's dumbass comment. Our hockey and soccer teams fight to win smaller, less prestigious international tournaments like the 4 nations, so why don't ball players have any of that energy?
>>153822511yes
>>153822219I have a friend named Braden who goes to a fried chicken restaurant semi regularly and they misheard him as “Raven” when placing the order. He likes that name and didn’t bother correcting them so now it’s always Raven picking up a 4pc lunch combo
>>153822528>It matters a lot to everyone elseno it doesn't
>>153822387>might get grouped soon>"u-u-uh w-we dont care about this mickey mouse tournament actually"
>>153822511>giant fatfuck>represents Americaseems about right
>>153822355My intelligence suggests team usa will announce their withdrawal from the tournament this afternoon, on orders from Bibi Netanyahu.
you're desperate for baseball to make it big because it's the only american sport with any hispanics in it
WBCs should be every 4 years in the summer between Olympics and World Cup. We would get a cycle going.Olympics -> WBC -> World Cup -> break -> Olympics
>>153822551Raven is a massive upgrade from Braden. I'd legally change my name
>>153822559you're mad because america won the olympics and took out two of your muh multipolar world leadersthis is similar to the CWC (where brazil and argentina and other latinx care immensely about it but euros don't give a shit). americans dont care, the only people who care about this are central americans and mexicans with a massive inferiority complex because they're dogshit at soccer and they see this as the only way to get revenge on hated gringos/firsties
>>153822519Chusd coping already KEK!!
>>153822559It’s even funnier that they want the WBC to be dismantled. Like just admit you suck and stop being entitled lmao. “Olympic dream team”. Deez nuts
>>153822551Raven is a cool name desu
>>153822591zutt zutt in the butt butt
>>153822569>>153822591
Chikaner melty has started early kekini!
>>153822536Based Jim has more arms than Judge has balls.
>>153822554Yeah man, all actors breaking down in tears when they win a close game. Other nations and fans have a modicum of soul, for USA this is just another game/reason to drink
Where can I stream the Canada vs. Cuba game?
kek this chikaner guy just shows up when it’s time to get humiliated
>>153822569>>153822591Hello chikaner!
>>153822559>>153822596Harper is to blame, and if you think the destruction he's wrought at the WBC has been bad just wait until he engineers a lockout putting his genius to work fighting a salary cap.
>>153822536I taught in Korea for a while back in the day. The middle school text book had a reading on him that the kids had to do. It was an all boys middle school. I showed them some clips of him pitching and it blew their minds.
>>153822620>zuttkaner can't get any youz when his proxy diedcrieddddd
>>153822627>for USA this is just another game/reason to drinkthat's what baseball is all about, these foreigners are too emotional
I’m literally the descendant of Sun Tzu
Chikaner is gonna go nuclear tonight my god lmfao
>all this cope because you've been bullied into dust in soccer by south americans for 50+ years
>>153821923>honestly the humiliation of losing in poolsIf that happens you guys just will say "we actually didn't even try, look we didn't even know the rules, that's how much we didn't care lmao"
>>153822632Alejandro aren’t you tired of getting clowned on like this. You did this in regular /mlb/ only for Doyers to win back to back. You setting yourself up for yet another humiliation ritual
I’m literally getting my bussy busted open by Al zutt nigga!
kek /mlb/ REALLY did not take America winning the olympics or recent geopolitical events well
>>153822670They’re doing it already itt hombre
to many kobes not enough robert horrys
When are they making a gridiron world cup
>>153822654Based consoomer
>>153822677doyers winning was good, cancucks are the greater evil, and hololivefags got cursed again. It's been non stop winning for My Side for over 6 months now
>>153822528>Our hockey and soccer teams fight to win smaller, less prestigious international tournaments like the 4 nations, so why don't ball players have any of that energy?And the energy makes it way more entertaining to watch
>>153822697The concussion cup would be kino, and I don’t even watch football. Imagine how brain damaged those guys would be come the final?
>the US’s hopes hinge on Javier Assad choking for team Mexico It’s unironically over for us bros. Assad is a stud. Period.
I’m literally eating burritos right now nigga!
America deserves those precious medals and you know it!!
>>153822710>Assad is a stud. Period.Then Mexico runs up the score and US stays in from that, possibly? :/
c: raleigh1b: harper2b: turangss: witt jr3b: hendersonlf: troutcf: schwarberrf: judgep: skenesvsc: wells1b: vlad jr2b: perdomoss: elly3b: machadolf: sotocf: juliorf: tatis jrp. cristoper sanchezImagine it's summer and this is the WBC final, this would mog the fuck out of the shitty all star game. Also the players will be fully warmed up and not in preseason mode
>>153822727Talking about yourself in third person is a sign of severe mental illness
>>153822737I’d say that depends on how good of a feel Aaron Nola has for his curveball. If he has that pitch going it’ll be bleak
I literally choked the game away last night nigga! Please pack my fudge!
>>153822739The all star game is the real gimmick here
>>153822710Nola-Assad is unironically a good pitching matchup qualitywise for WBC and it favors Mexico
Would anyone actually get in trouble if Italy and Mexico collude to score exactly 3-4 and advance together while US crashes out
We literally have no rings! Pack that fudge nigga!
>>153822767No, and they're probably going to do it.
>>153822767Yeah Mark DeRosa lol
Pack that Korean bug in my suitcase nigga!
>>153822780Kek
>>153822775*gets down on one knee*Don't you mean.. Mrskaner?
>italy mex will be on FS1 instead of Tubi
>>153822780o kek ain't it the truth!!!
>>153822767MLB might threaten to ban them in the next tourney but it’d be worth it desu
Team New Jersey has got this.
>>153822829Christopher Columbus was jewish
Pack those rares in my folder nigga!
>>153822811DR vs Venezuela will be on tubi, it's a win either way since both games will be good.
>>153822780lol
>>153822837OHHH!!
>>153822761Nola hasn't been good in like 3 years
>>153822849
Pack those replies with (You)’s nigga
>>153822874I knew some Philly tard would shart up this thread and shit on his own pitcher. You could set your clock to some Philly tard sharting in the genny with his Philly tard opinions
pack this bussy
>>153822767Plausible deniability would be super easy to achieve here. As long as they're not bunting for outs over and over, they'd likely face 0 punishment for collusion
Eh! Quit beatin' on me here!!
Hi, I’m here to ruin the genny.
POOL B SCENARIOSIf Italy wins against Mexico by any score (Italy 1st, USA 2nd)MEXICO WINS, TIEBREAKSMexico wins with 4 or fewer runs scored (Mexico 1st, Italy 2nd)Mexico wins with 5 or more runs scored (Mexico 1st, USA 2nd)Tonight is a good night for baseball
>>153822925Yeah we are gonna fucking choke to Italy
>>153822933pls don't
kek this really is their grand plan for revenge
eliminating the usa is like winning the world series to fagxico fags
>>153822942i kind of respect them for still going with latinx
>>153822874He was replacement level in 2025 but 390 innings (+ playoffs) of 3.70 SIERA ball over 23-24 is a top-30 pitcher in MLB
>>153822925I forgot, there's also teh scenario if Mexico wins but Italy scores 6+ runs, it will be USA 1st and Mexico 2nd
>>153822829Post the unedited version!
>>153822933¡Bueno!
Imagine if the final score is 2-0
I really want us to collide with the italians and eliminate the amerisharts
>>153823007>collideFreudian slip there, nacho
>Mexico starts a brawl with Canada 10 years ago because of tie breaker rules>Rules are changed to avoid this happening again>New tiebreaker rules are putting USA at risk of being eliminated by MexicoIt took a while, but fighting the Canadians has come back to benefit the Mexicans in a big way. MLB is 100% changing the rules again if the USA is eliminated here though lmao
USA will advance, neither ITA/MEX have shown they will be part of low scoring games.
>>153823052What were the rules before?
>>153823086cope
>>153823181>flag_ca
>>153823052they lost all the fights btw
>>153823138The tie breaker used to be decided by just the run differential but Mexico chimped out when Canada was running up the score against them to get a better run differential so they changed the rules to what it is now.
>>153823253just cap run differential at 8 per game or something
>>153819162lol I took a game theory elective in undergrad dems were the days...
>>153823333why isn't there some spreadsheet like Taiwan did for the SoKo Aus game? Are US, Mexico, and Italy not into math or excel?
>>153823333checked
>>153823370Are you talking about this?
>>153823370there is, that post is more about a game theory concept than it is what are the possibilities this>>153817776is the outcome grid or w/e
>>153823406tbf nobody brought it to the stadium so it didn't get memed like the one at Tokyo Dome
>>153821788I don't care about boreball but I member when the Dutch beat the americlaps in the WC like 10yrs ago
>>153823426The game hasn't been played
I want to go home and conduct more science experiments on myself
>two straight pitch clock violationswew>>153823406Mexico scoring 5 and winning eliminates Italy, asusming a 9 inning game (Italy will have 17.2 defensive innings max, compared to USAs 18)
>>153823406thanks!
>>153823461I forgot my order of operations
Collar this rat!! >>153823529
Would be funny if the Cuban manager was thrown out after one pitch
Could you imagine the kino potential if Italy jumps out to a 4-0 lead before Mexico ties and wins it 5-4 in extras lmfao delightfully devilish quotient work
Why are the stands 90% empty?
>>153823406what is TA?
not surprised Cuba is going with Moinelo since it's a must win game, but him having a good game was probably their only real chance to win a quarterfinal game against the stronger competition from pool Bthough he's sucking anyway, looks out of sorts. NPB pitchers typically don't pitch on 4 days rest, also he can't handle the pitch clock apparently>>153823564baseball is dead in Puerto Rico, this will be the last time they ever host I imagine
>>153823564WBC too kino for goycattle to handle
>>153823591>bert kreischeris he actually in to baseball?
>>153823591>contributor
Harper is right. The WBC isn't the Olympics. We're focused on 2028.
>>153823629tfw its rebuilding year
Clown shit in this game lol
>>153823370Here's the one for the non-autists.
>>153823406What's TA there? Is that the next lower order tiebreaker?
>>153823629Harper won't survive the elongated 2027 off-season let alone be good enough to be called up for the Olympics
>>153822647how do you say "one-armed stud" in korean?
pool A is an actual torture pod, every single humiliation ritual condensed into a bracket
>>153823673ngo kim blackpink bibimbap
>>153823657Mexico and Italy could both advance if Mexico wins 5-4 in extras
that pitch wasn't even close where was that nigga going
>>153823548Please enter my dumpy ass swiftly
>>153823705people are assuming 9 innings though
i see were still swinging at everything fucking
>Every possible advantage given to Canada>They don't score
>>153823728no… NO!!!
>>153823750Why? It's just RA/IP against common opponents, nothing a 3rd grader couldn't handle
>>153823616He likes wearing baseball hats.
free horn guy. Cuba needs his energy
>>153823785And yet no one on our team could figure it out
>>153823728kek>>153823785It's simple, yeah, but nobody wants to plug in anything and only want a simple answer as to what the outcome of the pool would be with the outcome of tonight's game
>>153823833Baseball players are stupid as shit like any other athlete
did they never let pool A know there are pitch limits? everyone just swings at the first pitch they see and then either ground out or pop out
>>153823950Crazy how the Korean, Australian, and Taiwanese players all understood it
>Canada has never advanced out of the first roundpathetic desu
>>153823591>the least funny fat slob in the worldSWIIIIING AND A MISS
>>153823833Lol DeRosa is a dipshit but how do they not have one clubhouse guy sitting around saying uhhhhh guys unless it's all a cover and DeRosa just expected them to dogwalk Italy>>153823858You don't even need to approximate anything just use the fraction lmao. Literally grown men and women being scared of denominators in 2026 and a whole fucking network missed it. Not trying to clown on you, this shit is just depressing
40 year old Despaigne hitting clean up is some boomer shit our manager would do. I know he's a legend in Cuba and had a big hit the other night but he's washed.
>>153823999our average ERA across pitchers in 2023 was 7.9
>>153823999They aren't a baseball nation
now what's happening
Trump and Manfred are colluding to defeat Cuba
hes thrown the ball twice? OH FUCK THATS A LOT BETTER SWING!
>>153824074what are they doing about team usa?
>>153824102They're going to try Aaron Judge for treason.
KIRK GIBSONTHE HOME PLATE UMPIREMOTIONING TO BOTH SIDES
>>153824066Name 5 baseball nations
>>153824143canada
every fucking ground out after 1 ball is thrown gets my blood pressure a little higher
>>153824013>Not trying to clown on you, this shit is just depressingI agree with you, I'm just resigned to the fact that people are retards and want to stay that way
>>153824140*Greg>this one is actually Tripp Gibson too many Gibsons
>>153824143USA, Cuba, Japan, Dominican Republic, and Italy ofc.
>>153824157>name 5>names 1??
>>153824013Please understand, math is simply too hard for the American mind. Yes, we can calculate a bunch of bullshit advanced statistics, but it's completely impossible to understand basic arithmetic
>>153824199Canada counts as 5
>Yanqui>not a Yankee
>>153823591>Bert KreischerDUI Hire
>>153824217I prefer ianque
>>153824241klenked em!
>>153824241kek
good one naylor, swing at the first pitch thrown bro, who cares about pitch limits FUCK i hate the mariners
my sportsurge stream is being slow
O'Neill :)
Both these teams are so shit
what a terrible play. just wait fo the hop, easy out at 2nd
Teel is out sadly. I can almost kinda get what the insurance company is getting at not insuring Trout. Trout is getting kinda old and I can see him injuring himself rounding the bases. Teel was pretty solid in pool play going 4-6 so he'll be missed for the rest of the tournament. It's not like Italy is that deep and can easily replace him. USA out and Mexico-Italy in are the most interesting quarter finals, but I feel Italy would get blown out pretty hard.
Lmfao Cuba what are you doing???
thankfully none of canada's players are on the jays so when cuban fans start a riot we won't be affected
Canada or Cuba is a win win for america hatersIt's a kwab either way
get this bum out of the lineup
>>153824345I legit feel that there should be some cap where we require 10% of our Canadian teams to be Canadian born. Blue Jays has Vlad Jr, and who else? Josh Naylor, Tyler O'Neill should 100% be on our team too.
>>153824341Italy would be the favorite against any team from pool A
Go Canada!
yariel is actually going to try for the first time in 2 years
>>153821788The Czech v Japan game was the most clutch 9-0 game I've ever seen honestly
>>153824377They Jays could've drafted Freddie Freeman
Just think: USA had higher proportion of Italian immigrants in the mid 20th century than now. Imagine the super teams that they could have made in a WBC held in the 50s, 60s, 70s, or 80s? I really wish they had started the WBC around 1970 since it would have created so many fantasy match ups that never occured. Even the bullshit warmup exhibition matches are interesting. Yeah, let's see if Team Canada can beat the Blue Jays? Or LA Dodgers vs. Team Korea. Shit like that is like schizophrenic fantasies come to life. Now imagine that in the 1970s?
>be injured for two months the previous year>automatically refused coverage and ineligible to play in the WBC even if healthythese insurance requirements are fucking dogshit
CAL POWER RANKINGS FOR 20261. quantrill(!POWERRRRRRRR GAPPPPPPPPPP!)2. raleigh
Canada is a baybaw country
judge is an embarrassment to new yorksoto and the dominicans are going to have to rep us from here on out
>>153824468Talkin' about Trout? He's 34 so he's no spring chicken by baseball years. The older you get and the more injuries you get, the easier it is to get more injuries. I can see him tearing a hamstring like Keel did rounding the bases. Maybe a half-way compromize? He's only allowed x amount of base running chances per game in pools and he has to be replaced with a base runner if he reaches base again? Team USA has the depth to be able to handle that.
>>153824485wait forgot one1. quantrill(!POWERRRRRRRR GAPPPPPPPPPP!)2. ripken jr if he was still playing at the rip old age of 653. raleigh
Urk
>>153824490Canada, Mexico, and USA, are all fake countries btw. You're just the cooler older brother. Canada is the respectable shy older lawyer brother. USA is the marine turned businessman. Mexico is the ex-con trying to turn his life around with new business ventures but all his buddies are addicts trying to pull him down. The smaller states are small enough to have SOUL and create a proper national identity. USA-Canada are too big, too fake, to do anything real. A little part of me envies Quebec sicne they have a real national identity.
Ernie Whitt looks like the Gilgo beach serial killer
>now jullien is hitting
>>153824492We need an athlete breeding program. Sperm is collected by athletes and kept in storage and dolled out over decades. These Supermen are often only having 1-2 kids themselves, when they should be upwards of 20-50. Mix and match the countries, to reduce chance of accidental incest. ie Mike Trout's kids run around Korea. Shohei Ohtani's kids are running around Dominican Republic, etc. MLB funding gives the kids guaranteed sports training and scholarships as well.
Dusty Baker is Nicaraguan and Ron Washington is Colombian Imagine having a drop of the blood of Shem in your lineage.
>>153824535Don't believe the "official" narrative, the real Gilgo Beach killer was the owner of the Long Island Aquarium. Blew his brains out in a car just as the police were beginning to catch on to him.
>>153824495Not trout, talking about Berrios
Are there Ball Boy's at Baseball Island?
>PR team salutes the fans after the game This shit is soul. You never see this shit in American stadiums. To help build the game, they should be doing pools 100% outside of USA. Korea, Taiwan, Japan, PR, should all host it. The LATAM and Asian fans are electrifying while the American stadiums seem half-asleep.
please just watch another game instead
>MoncadaWhat the FUCK does he do?
that was a fucking 4 pitch inning
>>153824638>they should be doing pools 100% outside of USA>PR should host it
Canadians have the blood of Shem in their lineage kek
might be even slower than Kirk
>>153824622Cane’s Ball Boy’s
>>153824680all according to plan
>canadian heritage
>>153824684PR isn't really USA and you know it. They're not a state, never will be and they have their own team and they're right beside Cuba. Pool play should be all over these little LATAM states with winter leagues instead of boring ass Houston and Florida. The fans in Asia and LATAM as I said are passionate and have soul.
>>153824638Agree with you completely, anon.
>>153824638if they fund it, yes
>"There's no beef"Sure thing Cal
>>153824501mirin' dem merrifield dubs
>>153824731Is that Tyler Hoechlin the most recent television Superman?
>>153824767Imagine if this shit fractures the mariners clubhouse and they miss the playoffs.And they say the WBC doesn't affect the season
>>153824767Cal is 0-9 and USA hasn’t clinched yet
>>153824750>>153824764https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7B73FnWONwEven that insane shit where Korea-Japan had this hostile rivalry, and Ichiro Suzuki was talking mad shit about Korea. That's soul and fucking insane. The rivalry has seemingly died down, with Shohei having good relations with the Korean Team.
>>153824798Definitely doesn't look good for them
>>153824638>The LATAM and Asian fans are electrifying while the American stadiums seem half-asleep.yeah because the other teams are excited and happy to be there, while much of the US team apparently believes that spring training is way more important than this
>>153824798But it should affect the season, where is the fun on international competitions if it doesnt immediately destroy your rivals chance of winning anything this year because their star play got revealed to be an arrogant fraud
What's really messed up is that this whole beef with cal and randy is evidently impacting naylor too, in fact he knew it was going to happen hence why he couldn't hit anything before either.
Toro crushes it!
>>153824798How would it fracture the clubhouse? Will it be like randy's side vs cal's side?
its over. cuba is eliminated
Is cal a chud?
>>153824885randy becomes an outcast
>>153824843>while much of the US team apparently believes that spring training is way more important than thisThey do. USA was never into the WBC because they see the World Series as the real competition. These tiny teams are never gonna win the world series, so they see this as the top level competition. Actually, could MLB expand to San Juan and Mexico City?
based YROD throwing the game on purpose
It is so over.
>>153824767They're 100% going to get Italy to throw lmao
>>153824731literally drew doughty
TOROOOO BOMB!
>>153824889Fuck off Canada, I'm actually rooting for Cuba.
>>153824875Cal betrayed Randy, the Mariners, the United States, and all sportsmanship-appreciators. Truly, he can never be forgiven
>>153824897It's been said many many times why MLB can never go to Mexico City.
>>153824767thanks, based RC
>>153824875Look, you just can’t have bad sportsmanship at these kind of events. He’s totally in the wrong I don’t care what anyone says. Sportsmanship above all.
>>153824897>USA was never into the WBC because they see the World Series as the real competition.That's no fun though, especially as a casual enjoyer. I'd actually like to see them face off against teams like JP and DR while indulging the crowd and trying
Cal “Bad Sportsmanship” Raleigh
>>153825081Yo WTF! This is the smile of a a man who’s deeply troubled and plagued by his own bad sportsmanship
>>153824764If they fund it they will come.
humiliating
FAGGOTiners
leaf collapse imminent
>>153825081Big Dumper? More like Big Dummy!
>canadian pickoffs
fucking hell man
>>153825101Kek, it's kino!
Could they really find no better Cuban players? What about Louis Roberts?
>>153824895>>153824798It's over M's bros, one half of our platoon left field has the sads, Brendan Flyover will never hit leadoff now.
>>153825137Big Dumpster
this team is misery
>In play, run(s)
>>153825168>>153825141If we choke, you're choking with us
>>153824827Good relations either the Koreans he has.
it's 1:38 PM. should i>a. crack open a cold one and watch baseball>b. go for a run at the beach>c. get a job lol
O CANADÁ!
im more of a jays fan
Matt Dingerson coming up
>>153824983Why can’t MLB come to Mexico Vitu? Altitude?
What happened to baseball island?
>>153824983cartels?
>>153825081>Your self-proclaimed "brother" cheers you on all year as you're breaking records>Refuse to dap him up because you think you're fucking prime Kobe Bryant and the WBC is like war
Based fat dude setting the target for Canadian hitters
>>153825228there was never a baseball island, schizo
>>153825226Cartels.
The pools should be in Japan, Taiwan, San Diego and either Puerto Rico, DR or Mexico.
>>153825247Is that actually the reason he said?
>>153825228We prefer to not talk about it after the files got out
>>153825262>>153825246you stupid idiots look up the elevation of Mexico CityThink rockies but 100 times worse
Aint no fucking cartel that is going to stop the MBL if they want to, get real (theres no reason for the cartels to even get involved in that anyway)
>>153825256Incorrect, I'm currently getting reamed in Bartolo's Grotto as we speak
>>153825306more home runs = more fans though?
>>153825356based manfred
>ruins your tournament
>>153825228oil was discovered and leadership was assassinated. stadiums have been converted to store oil reserves
DINGERSON
>>153825069Based casual enjoyer
>Cuban fielding
>>153825349GIWTWM
>cuban fielding
>>153825400US and Israel have a right to defend themselves from Baseball Island aggression
>>153825306>Denver - about 1 mile above sea level>Mexico City - about 1.5 miles above sea level>100 times worse
>Yiddi>Not playing for Israel
Ugh, I’m sorry /mlb/. I just can’t watch this season. I know, I know…it’s just- Cal. He ruined ball for me.
>>153825269Yes, lol. He said he was too locked-in. 0-9 btw
Cal Fageigh kek
>>153825306Just make a bigger stadium, or dont, gimmicks are fun, imagine a baseball stadium in la paz in bolivia
Ideally Mexico scores 5 runs in the first inning and I can just root for Italy to come back and win without spiking my cortisol.
>Cubans can't catch a pop up
>>153825474Big PHAT yiddies with aeriolas
the absolute state of cuban defense
>>153825471exponential atmosphere factor
Thank you based Naylor!
it's over for Cuba
Kekba!! kek...KEKBA!!!
>>153825493Many such cases
it's over like castro
>>153825471in 2023 the Padres outscored the Giants 22-15 in two games
>>153825254Love to see it>>153825306Sounds like a skill issue
>>153825424>>153825464It's like they saw our team's pickoff play and wanted to show us how to really screw things up.
100% over
>The Cuban defense
What even is this game?
scuba kek, but without the s
naylor* did it*not the mariners one
This isn't even a mid off
>>153825593kek
>>153825570>Yes, and?
ok now this is embarassing
pure slop
>blocks ball with catcher's maskWhat
What a shitshow
fucking cheater
>>153825593Shackle this rodent
cub(a) ’em tho!
touching the ball with your mask? yeah that's catchers interference
>>153825639it's his first time playing, cut him some slack
Cubans too hamstrung by their shit government. No outside help, no money, corruption, commie tier stupidity and poor resource allocation. With full MLB support they'd be on par with DR.
>>153825650show-em-shit!
cuba is pulling a mests
Canada/USA game would be peak kino
>>153825682About that...
>watching on the fox sports website>the box score right above the stream is ahead of the stream
Pure bush league umps in this bracket
We don't even need to hit the ball to score runs, the power of the leaf
>>153825660Umps are gonna get fully replaced by AI within our lifetime which might speed up the game, but also remove some of the fun and drama. Someone arguing a play with an ump is just part of the cultural lexicon, as is someone shouting out "yer out" (even though I know they went to hand signals years ago). Umpires are cultural icons in USA the same way football refs are in Europe.
amateur hour ova' here
>>153825699That's annoying, but it's worse when it's the fucking scorebug in the game.
this might be the worst game of all time
>cusba
>>153825665they need to experience regime change (freedom)
my prediction for tonight's game? mexico 4-3
welcome to baseball hell
>>153825714>football refs are in Europe.They wish divorce and death on referees in europe?
>>153825732There isnt even a fucking s in it and you fucking kno it asshole
it's so fucking over
great camera angle
TOTAL LEAF DOMINATION
ogre
OUR TICKET IS PUNCHED
I have to pee so bad end this shitshow inning please
Absolute umpshow. Fuck I'd love to be in that crowd right now
Kekba!!!
Thanks for being you Yariel :)
CANADA BULLS GOING COW
are we watching the king david zogslop for 2.99 a month
Cuba bros?
Lmao shitshow inning
what's the difference between canada and the u.s.? canada's ticket is PUNCHED
>>153825758Yes, the anger that people feel towards Umps is like 100x higher in football to the point where they sometimes get killed or lynched. But the anger is fro the drama and uncertainty and sometimes bad calls.
>>153825720>scorebugthat's what I meant. but it's above the stream so I can just scroll a bit to hide it. gameday is also even further ahead
>>153825831desu I haven't been paying attention to Team Canada, because we're boring. but this has been a great WBC showing. Getting out of pools is a pretty big accomplishment, and all without Freddie Freeman.
>>153825841>the anger that people feel towards Umps is like 100x higher in football to the point where they sometimes get killed or lynchedI feel like this is only the case because soccer is more popular in Mexican countries where behavior like this is acceptable
CUBAN PUSSY GETTING SMASHED HARDER THAN WHEN P.E. TRUDEAU WAS IN TOWN
Compare and contrast Cal Raleigh and Recker.
>>153825760cubbiedoo ‘em!
>>153825885four perfectly plump cheeks
yariel cannot return to cuba or toronto, must live the rest of his life in exile in dunedin
>>153825885Cal: +1400Recker: +750
>>153825885compare and contrast Cal Raleigh and a Calzone
>>153825868The passion and anger is still really bad in Europe, just minus the lynchings.
>>153825933The passion of the Christ
Tubi is the home of baseball
>>153825852No I mean the one on the broadcast. It spoils balls and strikes while the ball is still making its way to home plate. The stream delay you are talking about has a bigger gap. Anyway just watch picture in picture so you don't see anything but the video.
Ugh...guh...
this strike zone keeeeeek
>>153825964It's better than ESPN for sure.
>DR v VEN game on fucking tubiwhyd the WBC let this povvo streaming service strongarm them into the best games
>>153825964Tubby kek!
alright here comes canada's bullpen to fuck it up
>>153825964gettin tubi with the boys
Free Dominicans Enjoy fellas
>>153826009tubi is great though
>>153825964TUUUUUUUUUUBIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIItubi
>moan bustcada
>>153826009More like Tubi is stepping up to pick up games the Americans don't care for. Remember, the main audience is AMERICANS and they are tuning out games that don't feature USA USA USA. If they get eliminated in pools it's lights out for the American audience. Tubi is perfectly fine and it's filled with old retro cartoons for my kids. Their originals are trash and filled with joggers. No human has ever cared about Tubi originals. But overall it's 100x better than shitflix. We need to build up non-shit infrasctructure so boomers aren't just getting their minds fried with Facebook videos.
GOD our bullpen is shit
>tubby DR vs VEN
cuba lost this game and cubs spiritually lost this game
Apologize to Yoyo
if only we could keep out quantrill LOL no too bad
>>153826080Not yet. I'm casually optimistic though.
>>153826091
>>153826080Cubs 200 loss season is still on the table then
>>153826091oh boy, I can't wait to listen to announcers who have no clue what they're talking about while betting odds and probabilities flash on the bottom of the screen
>>153826091I hate that shit.
whitt youre a fucking idiot, stop fucking coaching youre too fucking senile
Ok this guy has double play written all over him.
>>153826113>betting odds and probabilities flash on the bottom of the screenWhat's with the betting odds rn anyway? USA only dropped to second most likely to win the whole thing and is still more likely to advance than not
>>153826091>>153826098>>153826116Recker sometimes hosts these.
Are other Canadian players not on the roster allowed to join the team next round?
no doyers baseball today :(
>>153826242Shem and Jacob (toro and family)
>>153826091jays
what the fuck is macko doing
>>153826242No, you create the team and enter it. A lack of enthusiasm probably led to Canada not sending everyone, because nno one expected them to get far. yes, it bites them in the ass. Team Itally was just put together by someone going around to eligible players and otherwise would haven't been as good as they are.
>>153826305saving our FUCKING asses thats what
cuba sisters...
BIG MACKO
>>153826306who would want to represent a country built on stolen native land?
manfred has met separately with the coaches of Italy and Mexico to remind them of their obligations to entertainment
That was stressful. I'm more emotionally invested in this than I thought I was going to be.
>cubes
MACKED
the MLB isnt ready for the jays: this time with a bullpen
>>153826305Swagging
more like Owen Can'tsee am I right?
>>153826455well he is a cubs prospect after all
gonna be lmao as fuck if italy lets mexico win to fuck america after the retard manager let his team do coke and drink the night before a game
>>153824241KEK
I watched Paxton get his no-hitter a few years ago, an inning or two would be fine
that top lad downing the 24 cans kek
these teams are going to get booty blasted by Italy
spaghetti
keknadia
Imagine having four R's in your last name
Wait if canada wins this, they place first in pool A don't they?
>>153826707thats several thousand dollars worth of stadium beer
>>153826707>>153826727Delete my photo immediately
people hella need to stop being fat
>>153826749You first
>>153826707>>153826727Can I get an ID on that beer?
>bustcada
>RISPba
PAXTONAXTON
>monKada
>>153826758i'm svelte
Just how man Yoans does Cuba have and are any of them even good?
go getchu sum chewables, aight?
Is Paxton elite?
there's a thread already>>153821802
USA >fudge is The Show cover, really?
I SEE A BALLI SWING
Threadem
>>153821788Hockey? Never heard of it
>>153826707You just know he's so fucking drunk behind those sunglasses and buckethat
why are canadian tires shaped like triangles
>>153827078>I cant see the puck
>>153826091>>153826098do i need to pay for apple tv to see these or will they be free in the app for non-subscribers
>>153825912Why are the odds so high for Raleigh compared to Recker?
>>153827112because we flush with Canadian Tire Money
>>153826091This shit only ensures I never buy an Apple product
