Baseball Bugs Edition
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previous>>153817659
americabros, please watch our sport
Can't we just sim ahead to the regular season? I cannot give the slightest hoot about spring training.
Bring this to all MLB ballparks.
???
Mariniers
>>153825487Puray baru!
>>153826285This tbqh.
>>153826262You want to keep playing baseball as the dark lord approaches?
>>153826262HIT THE LIGHTS
my umpy
>>153826262goddamnit what did she do now?
kek em
will naylor pop fly after 3 pitches?
[Good news] the heat rash on my groin has cleared up
he shots and scores!
>>153826964glad to hear it bruce
NAYLOR AND THE ENTIRE CITY OF SEATTLE HAS OFFICIALLY been redeemed, sir
nice slap shot from naylor
>>153826959he technically did
it is now even more over than it was previously
embargo they azz
paxton may be the best to ever do it
Probably Despaigne's last at bat at the WBC. Tournament legend and had a pretty good career in Japan too.
the WBC clearly does mean a lot to the US team because they went out and partied after beating Mexico and clinching the playoffs
>>153827219I like him, he's like if Kirk was twice as fat and Cuban
HAHAHAHAHA
was yesterday the biggest upset in baseball history?
>both mexico and italy advance if mexico wins while scoring 4 or fewer runs3-1 mexico GUARANTEED
Canada will win the WBC
>the absolute fucking state of Cuban baseball
>>153827271No. It was mid level American major league players winning
It's time for a Matt Dingerson. I can feel it.
i wish canada had some competition. this is boring.
cmon cuba...
>>153821802Can we admit how crazy Protagonist-coded Italy is right now? >gets third in Winter Olympics almost beats USA>beats USA in baseball and decides their fate>Apparently may get a free spot in The World Cup because Iran dropped out<you are here>Italy goes on a epic run to Elite 8 and its USA vs Italy
>win the group >lose to the team that finished last
>>153825263Please watch our sport...please ...
>>153827332>USA>in Elite 8
>winning the group means they most likely have to face USA >>153827332they also beat England and Scotland in Rugby
this tournament is DRs to lose
https://streamable.com/t2m3qg
canadians, how butthurt are you that vladdy is canadian only when it's convenient? he should be your captain
>scusba
>>153827395italy is going to tank
Paxton looks good. I bet A lot of big league teams would sign him as a bullpen arm if he wanted it.
>>153826928she leaned inside to get HBP then charged the mound when the pitcher asked her to stop it
>PaxtonI'm sorry I doubted you, unc>>153827451I was gonna say, I bet he gets another look in the bigs because of this
BIG MAPLE
>>153827432>Best Canadian-born player plays for DR>Best American-born players play for ItalyWhat a sad state we're in
my leafs pile ya!
nice W, paxton still a beast
>153827380you're really trying to make this stick, aren't younot even worth a (You)
ooooooh chikaner
THERE WAS NEVER ANY DOUBT
i'm really hoping for some shenanigans in mexico vs. italy so we don't have to face the usa
POOBA kek
Mariners legend James Paxton :D
>usa actually tanked so they can face us in the second roundHoF level obsession lmao
>>153827524mexico wins 4-3
chikaner may actually shoot up a school if mexico wins
>>153827332>>153827395All but the only sport they actually care about
>>153827524haha monke
>>153827332you forgot>failed to qualify for the 2026 world cupwhich invalidates your narrative
the Unit in Right field with the flag got it done.
My Reds are going to stink this year aren't they
First for sCuba kek!!!
>>153827501Italy has very loose rules for citizenship though. All these guys were eligible for citizenship by blood. If Italy's laws were different, they wouldn't meet the requirements
All this US seethe. AHAHAHA enjoy watching the real North American Chads bust it out in the quarter finals.
>>153827451I have been surprised by this in the last few years. He is similar to Lauer. Should have a chance somewhere and could be a solid 5th starter or long bullpen help for someone. He absolutely has shoved overseas.
>>153827607It’s chikaner you hoser
who here /mutt/i have ancestry on every team and am thus guaranteed a championship
americabros, who are we cheering for today
>lose to Italy>lose to Iran>forced to watch Leafs in MiamiBut herrr durrr the hockey duurp hurrrrrr
>>153827662I am rooting for a good juego de pelota
>>153827380I'm a girl don't really see anything wrong with this.
The Mexico vs. Canada game isn't airing anywhere on Canadian TV.
>>153827629Don't make me pull up the demographic of the USA
>>153827662Basically for Italy to score 4 runs asap
>>153827662I don't want the Italian frauds to advance, but the USA team is so fucking soulless I don't want them to advance either, they just suck the life out of the tournamentso just hoping for a good game I guess, a walkoff win by Mexico would be nice
pool a? more like pool eh!
>>153827709Italy..
>>153827718>I don't want the Italian frauds to advanceTheyre at least having fun though
Honestly out of hockey, basketball, soccer and baseball. Baseball might actually be the one we are the worst at right now so this is pretty good to top the group
>>153827662This fuckin guy always breakin bawls
>the cu of ba
>>153827669>lose to Iran>When you kill your enemies, they win
>tubi is not available for your areasome broadcasting.
>>153827738davies just got fucked up, were fucked for the WC
>Americans going on about Indians in Canada meanwhile they played a USA vs Mexico game on homesoil two days ago and the stadium was over 75 percent Mexicans
>when everybody hates the pointless war you let Israel blackmail you into you lose ftfy
>>153827770rip
>>153827715Last night
>>153827782But I want to watch baybaw, it's not fair to take that privilege from me
>>153827775He doesn't do anything for Canada. Unrioncally he makes things worse a lot of the time because he ball hogs
>Hehe Canada is gonna have to face the US in the next round, don't get cocky leafs!The US is about to be eliminated because Judge wasn't built to be clutch lol
US getting eliminated today would be the objectively funniest outcome so I am rooting for that
>>153827770Use a VPN.
>>153827662
potentially getting to eliminate canada from the WBC is like not losing the iran war to americans
>>153827822thats not an answer you have to pick a team!
>>153827822I hope it's a 14 inning game to make things as confusing as possible
calm down guys, have a cold one
>>153827752Incredible cope
if Mexico scores 5 runs the US advances
>>153827847>Budweiser No thanks
If I'm Mexico, I'm intentionally screwing the US because it's funnier and will give Randy the last laugh
>>153827644Those new restrictions are under constitutional review, so they might not even hold up btw. But the team likely already accounted for that. Pretty sure one of the players even mentioned in an interview that they had to make sure they would still be eligible this time
>>153827662a low scoring, dramatic game with the us getting sent home on a walk-off(yes i'm white, fuck these idiots)
They're going to collude a game where nothing happens for 8 innings and the US players are getting tense, then Mexico walks it off with a grand slam to make the final score 4-0 and the US is eliminated
>>153827659Yet you look like that and you talk like that
>>153827868>>153827868This
>>153827892then maybe you should have beat Italy then?
MAKE CUBA GREAT AGAIN!
>>153827847these look great
>>153827892>Make Baseball Fun AgainSaid the uptight mormon with roid rage issues lol
Chikaner still isn’t white and he still isn’t American lol
>>153827911You are talking like that again
OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH CANADA
frankly, it was a long time coming
I understand why Harper is so uptight and does all these weird things to keep himself "in shape." Dude was pretty much hyped as the next God of baseball since he was a kid getting magazines and sponsors when he a child, he's probably got a ton of issues from all the hype and expectations that were forced on him from such a young age.
>>153827918Facts
I thought chikanix only posted on /nfl/ when he isnt busy spamming the catalogue with pedo shit
>>153827938Whats that
>>153827941personally, i have no sympathy for anyone with more money than me. which is pretty much everyone
My Doyers wipe out every team in the WBC
>>153827941The core of the issue is that he's pressure first, fun second. Many such cases.
>>153827957My Dodgers wipe out every team with their BWC
In celebration of Team Italy's success last night, Nintendo is making a Mario baseball tabletop game
>>153827950we NEED chikaner in /cric/ to humble the mouthy jeets
>>153827950nah, he posted here last year only to jinx every team that played against the doyers in the playoffs
>>153827971>not making another Mario Superstar Baseball
Your dodgers couldnt win even the sunday league
so how's this mexico-italy game suppose to work?its not on tubi yet so what gives
>>153827971every gets to third base with Princess Peach
Thinking back to 2014 where England needed Italy to not lose to Costa Rica and Italy promptly lost to Costa Rica
>>153827971EPIC AWESOME SAUCE
>>153827983It's one Fox Sports 1
>>153827983>he thinks theres preshow for non-us gamesbruh you get 4mins of intro from the top of the hour before the first pitch
italians must have really good hand signals
>>153827770the game that matters is on fs1https://www.mlb.com/world-baseball-classic/schedule/www.mlb.com
>>153827996ok thats cool but will the whole game be on fs1?
>>153827971i love this, and i love the mariners
>>153827984I fucked her
>>153827972The only thing he can do iz spam your thread with lolicon pornography until he gets banned
Can I still watch on tubi? I’m a tubi kinda gal.
>>153828014and I got all the way with Princess Toadstool. I hear she is ok with a lot dudes who want to hit singles so maybe give her a try.
Doesnt nintendo own a baseball team? Why dont they do special events with them? Are they stupid?
Harry Wright was the greatest Brit ballplayer ever. This was 150 years ago, but he really was great. He started up the first organizied "pro" league, was the first professional manager (before that, and even well into the late 1800s, the best player was the de facto manager).
>>153827984She has a bell dress there's no linedrive getting past her my man
it begins
>>153828008Yeah it'sthe whole game, I remember it used to say Tubi but I think they swapped it with the DR vs VZ gane
>>153827971Mario and Luigi to me would be great managers as they know a lot about pipelines and when to deploy Yoshi.
>>153828039>DOYER PACOS>clap clap clap-clap clap-clap>DOYER PACOS>clap clap clap-clap clap-clap>DOYER PACOS>clap clap clap-clap clap-clap
Best baseball movie ever.
>i have fs1 life is good lads
>>153828035Some mariners anon has pics of him ordering food to his seat from his Nintendo ds at safeco field from back in the 2010s
do you think theres much going on between Judges ears?just doesnt strike me as a philosopher
>>153828038that is why you got slide in the dirt to score on her
>>153828039fuggggg
what will the #1 2025 post season moment be? the suspense is killing me
>>153827971They can do this but they can't give us a new Mario superstar baseball?
>>153828035the nintendo execs are terrified of cal murdering them on the spot
remember to wait one minute before posting spoiler comments for streamfags :)
for those that dont know if mexico wins in a low scoring game the USA is eliminated
Now, let's have a lethargic collusion match for both teams kek
Holy shit, Kevin Spencer is on fucking Tubi
>>153828105nah I'm not waiting
America’s A team
>>153828105WALKOFF GRAND SLAM ON THE FIRST PITCH OF THE GAME
what part of italy are you guys from
>>153828105>1 minute
erm... match thread?
>>153828130Southside ChicagoBased Antonacci leading off
>>153828130bensonhurst
>>153828130Arthur Ave
What channel is Italy vs Mexico on in Canada
please dont turn into a "who's food is better" thread guys thank you
>>153828130Hoboken
>>153828130New Joisey
>javier mossad
>>153828130ontarini
>>153828130East Van Commercial Drive
>>153828156bruh that shit is probably ppv lmao cant imagine any leaf giving a fuck
Go Mexico!
>>153828157gabagool
>>153828157good because cincinnati would win
>>153828165chicago has a deep Italian immigrant history anon
who has the better food?
>>153828179>cant imagine any leaf giving a fuckIf US gets runner up seed Canada faces US in quarter finals
>Italian Parliament celebrating Italy's Wsoul
>>153828192See>>153828157
KEK
>>153828190holy shit that mogs tacos and pasta lol@thridie cope about muh food
>>153828130
>>153828192italian pizza
>>153828130Bay Ridge baby
>>153828191im sorry to hear that
>>153828200It seems like Italians like their diaspora way more than the Irish. What's up with that?
>>153828179Yeah it is not on tv premium streaming only. Fuck it I guess.
>can’t do math>get eliminatedWhy are they so fucking dumb guys?
>>153828214i take once daily jardiance to treat my diaspora
>>153828105It uusally takes me 3-5 minutes to sold the captcha anyway so shouldn't be a problem
>>153828192They ate putzi before we gave them the gift of our cuisine!
>>153828214The Irish are just jealous their diaspora moved to a place with better weather
>>153828224based phonefag
VIVA ITALIA
>>153828221I'm better at math then you, ready?38974 x 7834 = 305,322,316
Game thread>>153828218
>you now remember jason simontacchi
Pasta nuggets v Taco niggers
>>153828192close but i have to give the wops this one
FINAL REMINDER OF TIEBREAKER SCENARIO BELOWthe tiebreaker in WBC is VERY simple, just follow along with me, please its not that hard...ahem.>The tiebreaker is common runs scored against common opponents in common games, which is different than run differential, in that you simply take the runs scored in common games (i.e. games played against the opponents you are tied with), and then divide it by the number of defensive outs per game that has been played, but be careful, because depending on if the bottom of the 9th is played, this can be 27 or 24 outs, weighting away games higher than home games in terms of defensive outs; afterwards you take this number and should have a clear winner, if not, you simply divide all of this by the number of pitching outs per common game played.Simple stuff. Even a child can follow this.
>>153828204
I'm gonna say it - Mexico's offense vs USA was underwhelming and lacked depth, they gotta do more than just swinging and praying to win vs Italy who seems to prioritize contact and has very good and aggressive baserunning.
Shitaly is throwing the game holy fuck
>>153828248and there it is
I was just looking at the baseball world rankings and wondering how the heck they were determined. I frankly find it hard to believe that Canada is somehow ranked lower than China, Germany, and Czechia, or that Chinese Taipei is the 2nd best team in the world.
>>153827984why is she such a slut, bros?
>>153828273Youre a moron.
>>153828292always wondered how pink her anus is.
Anyone getting a Yoshi bobblehead?
>>153828203i saw it and i ignored it
durran is roiding
>>153827971erm, hello, based department? i got something you need to see.
>Aaron Nola pitching for team Italy against Jaren Duran for Mexico. >Nola was born in Louisiana>Duran was born in CaliforniaThese are the players that can eliminate the US? Nice international tournament there, Manfred
>>153828323Kinda want to take the train down from bakersfield but idk if weebs are gonna be lined up for 10 hours before gates open
Doyerfag here saw Lids is running a clearance sale which hat should I get?
>>153828332does anybody else find it a little annoying how the catcher seems to have a microphone pointed at his glove so when the batter whiffs on a fastball it still makes an impact sound that is hard to tell apart from a bat strike sound if you’re listening at low volume on your phone speakers in the background? Am I just stupid and have busted ears?
lel both teams are obviously parking the bus
>>153828369>Nola was born in Louisiana>Was born in Louisiana, is named New Orleans, Louisianapottery
>>153828376I like the aesthetics of the division hat more but IDK if they wont just go on another 30 year title drought again
>>153828130Lasordaville
What about the Italy vs. Mexico thread?
>>153828372what's with you and public transportation? just drive down there.
>>153828192it's a push. the US improved and perfected both let's be honest
kirk needs to stop swinging at everything, these pitch speeds just result in groudouts
>>153828417Driving in LA really fucking sucks, you burn like 50 bucks in gas getting there and I dont like doing the grapevine at night so a hotel would probably be needed which is more expense, who is that girl btw?
>>153828394>>153828376they're both horrid. save your money, buy a world series pin or patch and put it on a hat you own and like
>>153828459Guess I might do a fitted 4th of July doyers hat but those are probably like 50 or 60 bucks now with inflation
kek fagxico
mexibros...
welp
nightly reminder that pasquatch is hitting 40 home runs this year
What part of Italy are you from?
>K Cup espressofucking horrid
>One run lead>Nola on the bumpNobody told me I needed to be prepared for the stress of October Phillies baseball in mid-March bros...
>>153828524we had this discussion ealier in the tournament. It is insulting quite frankly to even call this espresso. Like passing off fucking Folgers as good coffee.
>>153828524it's authentic Italian culture you wouldn't understand
>>153828524realistically its the only way that would work, I doubt they care if it tastes good.
>>153828524Its not like they can drag a proper setup into the dugout.
>>153828505Is Staten Island closer to Jersey than NY?
>>153828578>>153828592i need to see Nola in the dugout doing light roast single origin pulls with a WDT and a scale
>>153828578it is not hard to have an actual machine down there. They could have also assigned a random bench player to grind the beans and the apply the right pressure. Most machines also are easily programmable with good pumps. you can also get good software for hackable machines as well. Just slapping in some pod shit in a paper cup is not espresso.
>>153828595you be the judge
>Nacho AlvarezThen whose Alvarez is he?
>american ump in a game that directly effects the ushmm
>>153828607its just a celebration. they put on the armani coat, take a shot of shitty coffee, and kiss each other on the cheeks, and you're here soifacing about muh fuckin proper espresso machine lmao.
>>153828607holy shit you sound like a such a fucking faggot. need some oat milk with your chai latte gayboy?
>>153828607You do know they're all American's, right? Nola's from fucking Louisiana.
>>153828667hey man. It bothers me. I have my own espresso machine and seeing this called espresso is just wrong. I am sorry but my jimmy's get consistently wrustled by this.
>>153828684Coffee has to be the weirdest thing to be a fag about.
Apologize
>>153828524>>153828543I work for an Italian company. They bought a Lavazza coffee maker for our office that they visit once a year.
>>153828700>LavazzoThat shit sucks too.
>>153828694coffee that tastes good is worth being a fag over
Cal: +1400Recker: +750Why are the odds so high for Raleigh compared to Recker?
>>153828694if being a fag is insisting on quality with my caffinated beverages then I am not sure what to do about my homosexuality.
>>153828757Complaining like a bitch because people aren't drinking their hot bean water the way you want them to is being a faggot, yes.
>>153828694>>153828684don't get me wrong I like good coffee, it's just silly to be this autistic about their hr routine. they aren't doing it to enjoy coffee during the game, it's a bit.
>baton rouge, louisianahe should play for france
>>153828804but it could be so much better. I know it is a bit. I think it is funny actually. I just think they should lean into it more with actual espresso. I would even settle for having actual cups with a saucer.
my cubbies :)
mexican baserunning KEK!
lol where was he running to?
wtf was that baserunning
>USA gets mocked for being too serious and having no fun>gets shitfaced before the Italy game>loses
>OrtizYou do that shit once you are up 2-1 to ensure the fix is in. God damn it!
>>153828874what do you think they are doing now?
fucking mexico try harder
Italy, read the atmosphere.
Okay Italy, you only get ONE more before you screw yourself here
>>153829000if they lose 5-4 they are still fine.
>>153827294Was it the equivalent of a AAA team beating an all star MLB team? Or even bigger
maybe Italy is actually good?
>>153829018team italy would prob beat the rockies or anglels in a 7 game series.
>>153829040You think the Rockies or Angels would lose to a AAA team?
>>153829054italy has several major leaguers on the roster retardbro
>>153829066I refuse to believe my Panama would lose to this team
>>153829040kek easily, they have better management
>>153829037They unironically are
>>153829098My pie rats Francisco cervelli :)
>>153829066One of those major leaguers is on the Angels. His loyalty would be tested.
DR vs VEN gamethread here>>>153829215
Who will win, Venezuela or DR?
>>153829000hoeh?
BASED SHITALIANS
So that pretty much clinches America's spot in the next round, right?
o my kek, thank you based wops
>>153829568yeah team USA just clinched
>>153829568if no extra innings, yes. I haven't seen the extra innings math explained anywhere but it apparently changes things
>could've sent the "US Superteam" home on an embarrassing technicality>would rather "go undefeated" and risk getting eliminated earlierStupid paisanos....
Congratulations to America on reaching the quarterfinals
USA USA USA
>>153829639We got biscotto'ed too many times in football, we wouldn't want to that to another team even if it's you amerifats
>>153829676biscotti?
>>153829639brown
USA vs Canada incoming btw
>>153829718Are you Team USA or Team Canada?
have other teams tried abusing recreational caffeine?
>>153829736Actually I want them to stop fighting
USA deserves to lose for how entitled and lame they all are. I know basically nothing about how Team Canada has been behaving during the tournament, but I'd rather they move on than continue to watch the dickheads playing on the US larping as if they're epic soldiers because they have no personality
>>153829834>I know basically nothing about how Team Canada has been behaving during the tournament,the average age of our bullpen is 62
>>153829870okay, let the boomers go on one last little fun run before they go to the retirement homes then
>>153829870we have an actual farmer and a guy named Tugboat
>usa gets to btfo canada>AGAIN
Isn't MLB paying a lot of money to Mexico behind the scenes?I don't want to believe that.
>>153828116fuck me..the one with the talking duck? havent watched that shit since middle school. good find.
So unless this goes to extra innings it's now impossible for the US to be eliminated, right? Either Italy wins or Mexico beats and has to score more than 5 runs, correct?
>>153828595>>153828633Is Staten Island related to baseball island?
>>153829950No, but Stanton Island is.
>>153829940yes thats 100% correct, more or less
>people crying about the Italians not being Italian>Guy's name is LITERALLY VINNIE
>>153829966So 99 percent or 101 percent?
Pasquatch saving America fr fr
>>153829988hes from virginia
>>153829989Let's not think too hard about it!
>>153829988AYYY AHM CRANKIN DINGAS OVER HERE!
>>153829988Vinny and Vinnie are not Italian names. They’re Italian-American nicknames.
I'm only now learning the Aaron Nola is playing for Italy
Isnt going through worse for the US considering the team is not very good
>>153830119nobody on the US side of the bracket is very good, they can lose to DR or Japan without shame
>>153830136Reminds me of the 2014 Brazil x Chile game where it would be way better for us if we just lost on penals
Faggotxico kek
I thought Mexico was decent. They're getting killed by USA's 4th stringers.
>>153830164If it wasn't for the banner and the foreigners constantly harping on it I'd never remember 7-1. You can take it from me, an Us12 who got to erase the Malcolm Butler int this year.
Is Skenes going to pitch again?
Hello from /hoc/, just wanted to drop by to remind you that the WBC is a soulless cash grab, and only retards think international baseball matters.
>>153830422>and only retards think international baseball matters.the japs clear your ass though
>>153830422Okay. Can I borrow some Krak frogs?
>>153830422WBC is much better than 4 Nations
>>153830422>NO FUN ALLOWED
>>153830484the american players actually cared about 4nash
Tatis is pretty good except when he's playing for the Padres, what gives?
I like that Italy has gone all in on the italian racial/ethnic stereotypes and tropes I wish more teams would do that
>>153830563If the Chinese teams had played with big buck teeth and those stupid bamboo hats they would be in this tournament still.
VennieDoos Kek!
>>153830509this is his world series, please understand
>>153830563americans need to embrace their inner jew to win
>>153830509Less strict doping testing
>>153830563to be fair we tend to like them, maybe they are trying to make baseball more appealing to italians
>>153830484WBC has too many corny rules and problems with insurance
>>153830563>I like that Italy has gone all in on the italian racial/ethnic stereotypes and tropesIn what ways have they done that?
>>153830670espresso and hand gestures
Watching try hard Baseball World Cup instead of college basketball conference tournaments
>>153830670causing mexico and the usa to drop their spaghetti all over the field
>>153830659The only rules that are different are the pitch limits and ABS. If you mean the tie-breakers, those have been in contention since forever.
I came to /mlb/ for the orcs; I stayed for the elves.https://www.popularmechanics.com/science/a70698051/mushroom-bizarre-hallucination
>Tatis Jr is back to his prime 2019-2022 season yearsGonna need that energy for that world series this year, idk what's going on but Tatis Jr is back to his old self, having fun. Maybe the Padres selling was actually a good thing.
Baseball is so lame that you think bat flips are exciting
>>153830759Tatis is obviously on peptides
>MexishitLMAOOOOOOOOOOOThanks Italy, imma eat pizza in your honor.
anyone ever notice how WBC and BWC are the same letters? really makes you think
>>153830759UNLIKE my retarded Dominican, yours will quickly regress.
>>153830693We don't watch college basketball in Italy?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9FMvfvkBro
Canada would have a much better chance if they actually had their best players. Pivetta, Freeman, Smith, and Brash are probably their 4 best players and none of them are on the team.
>>153830969freeman is more of an americhad anyways
>>153830927Hru daughter
>>153830985Freeman cried and said he wants to play for Canada because of his mom
>the quarterfinals are on friday the 13th
>>153830969>mets didnt let us have tong>he gets optioned day 1 of the WBC anyways
So USA gets to humiliate Canada (again)?
>>153831062isnt it wonderful
>>153831062if you blank us by less than 10 thats the real humiliation
Padres legend Fernando Valenzuela mentioned.
>cholosthanks italia
>>153830670Nola raped a woman on the ground in the clubhouse hallway
>>153830989n-nobody says this!
>>153830693/cbb/ isn’t what it used to be nil and transfer portal have heemed upsets there are no more cinderella teams the sweet sixteen will be fifteen major conference teams plus gonzaga
can team USA get fucking hammered the night before our game too please
>>153831062They're not playing too well, chief
Kinda funny that after all the talk and what could happen Mexico just came out today and flopped.
I don't like that the Italian guys just say "let's fucking go!" when they get back to the dugout after hitting a home run. They should have a few Italian catch phrases that even the non-Italian speakers use.
pendejos
So is Italy that good or are the other teams just underperforming?
so italy "wins" facing puerto rico instead of canada?
>>153831253italy has solid pitching
The board is set, the pieces are moving. We come to it at last, the great battle of our time.
Why didn't Mexico and Italy silently agree to keep the US out. Just let Mexico win by 5 runs out whatever
>>153831214Sure, the shitty catcher won't be playing.
>>153831283I can't wait to see USA beat the smug Dominicans .
>Italy GM Ned ColettiImagine what he could do with a MLB team...
>>153831283>The board is set, the pieces are moving. We come to it at last, the great battle of our time.Are you ascared of the orcs?
>>153830969Pivetta would play for Team Italy
>>153831284cause Italy is team usa
>>153831283>Japan vs (probably) VenezuelaOhtanisisters how are we feeling about this>>153831298lol!
>Korea vs Dominican>United States vs Canada>Puerto Rico vs Italy>Japan vs VenezuelaSolid bracket desu
>>153831284Italy is still mostly americans and americans fucking hate us
>>153831298theyre replacing the entire team with clones of pca and witt jr?
>>153831298Semifinals are gonna be redrawn, USA could face DR but that pic is misleading
>>153830929I prefer the Louis Prima version.
>>153831366look at those floofies
>>153831354>redrawnWait really
>>153831283Honestly wish they played the finals in Houston. More fun ballpark imo.
>>153831298surely you jest?
Where are all the mexican flags? They were all over the place yesterday
>>153831366Why do holotumors insist on worming their way into baseball Whether it’s WBC or Doyers
>>153831395We don't care about baseball
Che cosa?
>USA vs CanadaHoly fuck the US has the opportunity to do the funniest shit ever after the hockey crap! The shitposting will be astronomical
>>153831395o kek!
>>153831395They got deported
>>153831331One of these things is not like the other
>>153831366kys
>>153831412Would Canada even put up a fight? They’re not good
kekxico!
Digits and it’s a Japan-Korea final
>>153831412literally zero people on the planet expect us to even come close to winning this one
interesting how many countries in WBC was discovered by Colombus
>>153831467SIX SEVENSIX SEVEN!!!
>>153831471Why is that, its not even a hockey game
>>153831471Yeah but you guys get to advance for the first time>never advanced from pool play because always in with the USA >first time leaving pool play have to play against the USA
>>153831476
I think I read that USA and Japan won't meet before the final but not sure about DRmy guess is Japan vs DR and USA vs Italy/PRor if Venezuela beats Japan I think it'll be USA vs Venezuela and Italy/PR vs DRDR and USA won't lose in the quarters
>>153831412we should hand them stuffies in the handshake line
you can tell chikky did not watch that game
losing to italy actually worked out in our favor since puerto rico is a much better team than canada
Canada is a Puerto Rico and Venezuela loss from qualifying for the olympics
>>153831520they walked in 2 of our runners to lose the game yesterday
>>153831520have you seen Puerto Rico's roster, they don't have a single good MLB player besides Edwin Diaz
>fall ass backwards into the quarters AND get to rake the leafsGod has blessed this team.
>>153831503agree
>>153831515The site he uses is kill
>>153831446What happened to Puerto Rico?
>>153831565The PR talent pool has been drying up and their old vets were too expensive to insure
>>153831534I am asking once again, as someone with no photoshop skills, somebody PLEASE add the olympic plushie to the Canada wojak
>>153831572That's sad, is baseball dying there?
>>153831573no can do but you can have a rat
>>153831586Well it's also due to the fact Puerto Ricans are subject to the draft whereas internationals are not
>>153831503Netflix spent a lot of money on the broadcast rights in Japan, and several Japanese companies are official sponsors of the WBC, so I guess it will be the USA vs. DR semifinal.
>>153831586They actually have one of the lowest birthrates in the world, their talent pool isn't as big anymore. Same with South Korea.
oh no no no no
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DR is going to assrape korea lol
cubs r gay
no beisbol tomorrow but after that there will be a game every day til the end
>>153831331Look at her go!
>>153831673We can watch spring training games all day :D
the three actual Italian pitchers on team Italy have thrown 10 of their 36 innings, 0R, 0ER, 4H, 4BBnot frauds desu
>>153831698zzz
>>153831656what a meanie!
Why was Mexico hyped up as a good team?
>>153831710WAKE UP!!!!!!
>>153831673>til the endTil the end of what, anon?
>>153831725they weren't; the USA was
i bet america fucking runs skenes for this game
Does team USA know they could get eliminated in the quarter finals?
>>153831751Logan Webb
>>153831774We nearly did last timeWe trailed 7-5 going into the 8th against Venezuela
>>153831774Somebody should tell the manager.
Shut da fuck up and turn on DR-Venezuela
Do you think team USA are on the piss right now?
>>153831817>bases loaded no outs bottom 9thhmmm, yes, I will turn on DR-Venezuela
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAA ALVARADO YOU FUCKING RETARDED DOMINICAN
>>153831875>>153831857well that was a fun two extra runs but DR wins
we need nu tho
>>153831573It's way way too much work. I got to find a clean picture of those plushes and then I have to crop it out cleanly to put it in the picture. Sorry anon, I refuse.
What about nu tho?
>mexicants
anthony volpe crying his eyes out as he's traded to the dodgers at the deadline.
nu tho>>153831945>>153831945
I got banned yesterday and don't feel like waiting 300 seconds to post nu. someone else do it
why is volpe not on team italy I thought he was 50% gabagool
>>153831950
>>153831949earlier creation and earlier postthis is nu
>>153831954kwab!
>>153831949GOD DAMMIT PAPI
>>153831954how embarrassing!
The post count suddenly decreased.
>>153838342bot
why is there a separate /mlb/ and /mlb + wbc/ thread
ok retards, lets cap some threads instead of having 3 active
>>153839170
>>153839170sorry sir
>>153839170i didnt know...
>>153839127>>153839170janny must be working overtime
>>153839259it's probably just one anon
>>153839170>>153839259my bad
bruce tardper
reminder that we stay here until 513
recycle>>153831950>>153831950>>153831950
>>153831725fernando valenzuela legacy aura
>>153839307what the heck you're too early again
>>153831650klenkito pobresito
>>153839319sorry my bad I didn't know forgive me
>>153839307fuck you shit fuck attention whore cunt there's an older thread
this thread is SO epic
