Team USA is eliminated if Mexico wins but scores less than 4 runsOn FS1
>>153828231Very helpful
>yfw nippon wins da world baseball classic
VAI AZZURRO VAI VAI VAI!!!
sit the FUCK down!!!
italybros... is it over?
Calling it now, Mexico scores 5 runs in the first inning and the next 3 hours are meaningless
>>153828272Completely
That’s a cub on (former)cub crime!
yeah italy is throwing
>>153828283that makes no sense retard bro, they want to advance.
for me, it's pollo Assado
Wild Card game vibes with this crowd
Realistically, what are the odds that we're eliminated?
ayyyyy I'm strikin out here
>>153828296assado this bussy
>>153828301Probably 97%
Anyone has a stream?
>>153828301bout tree fitty
>>153828301like 25%50-50 game, 50-50 it's low scoring enough
good eye ump
>>153828308yeahtv.youtube.com
FOUL BALL OMG NO WAY
I told you bros Assad is too good We’re fuarked
>go 3-1>get eliminated great format
>>153828318Umm, that's not it.
>>153828310>that Assad inningraising the odds to 36%60-40, 60-40
is the mexican manager drunk for this game too?
Despite the strikeouts I'm noticing Italy is getting close with their swings. They might get something going next inning
>>153828325should've gone 4-0
>Ass Advertisement gonna post that when he gives up a 3 run dinger btw
>Ingrezza can cause heart problems, stiff muscles, trouble to think, depression, etc, etc. But hey you can take it with your other (((mental health))) meds!
Assad looks unstoppable It's over already
Mexico is throwing this game
Pitcher's duel incoming?For 5 innings ofc
how are we feelin, ameribros?
>>153828301Mexico will do everything they can to win scoring fewer than 4 runs
>>153828356It'll be fineMexico can easily get 5 runs
>>153828347theyre both throwing. its like that episode of south park
>>153822753Color commenter literally just repeated what I said I’m a baseball genius
>>153828356fully erect, you?
>>153828357fewer than 5
>>153828356not worried at all, Nola's stuff looks fantastic
>>153828356
>>153828308I need one now!
>>153828356hoping to see italy score 4 which would remove ALL pressure instantly.
>>153828308>>153828370streamup
when does the game start? the stream is just some racing sim nonsense.
>mfw stream has italian commentary
>Aaron Nola pitching for team Italy against Jaren Duran for Mexico.>Nola was born in Louisiana>Duran was born in CaliforniaThese are the players that can eliminate the US? Nice international tournament there, Manfred
Why does this batter look like he's going to a rave?
>need high scoring game>starts with 5 ksFUCK
the pitch limits will save us, neither team has a great pen. Mexico has Munoz but that's about it
>>153828378you watching on streamed.pk? first stream is looping, go stream 3
Literally going exactly how I predicted, low scoring pitchers duel. We’re toast
>>1538283710-0 game. cheeky grand salami in the top of the 9th
was randy ever good or did he just have one meme postseason?
Oh hell yeah pitcher's duel
>>153828377Thank you.
>>153828383You new to international competition or something
LET'S GET A RALLY GOING
D O B L E
>>153828398yes
>>153828398I think it was longer than a post season but he’s definitely not a star player
>>153828392Yes thanks. The admin made a mistake and echo is correct.
>>153828398idk that was pretty good
PHEW uh oh
just a double lads
vafanculo puttanesca calamari
KIRK YOU DUMB FUCK
couple of hard hit balls haha Nola's got nothing haha
>Back at the wall >It's off the wall
based kirky helping keep the run total down
>kirkWhy did I even worry
fatso is an automatic out
that mortadel with legs kirk whateva happened there
bros... at this rate the games going to end 0-0
What are you rooting for? Italy to win or Mexico to score 5? Or both?
>>153828398He was great in 2023 wbc
>0-0Clearly rigged by cheating fraud teams that are afraid of the big boys
The mexican girl on the commercial makes my stick out thing happy
>>153828443yes
>>153828431>one run scores>here comes berkman
love kirky
Burgers pooping their pants every time Mexico is batting
>>153828448>this is baseball>with nothing held back!
>>153828443I’m rooting for maximum SKC (soul kino chaos)
AYYY I'M WINNIN HERE
USA bros we are so fucking back
>>153828466what do you know about this baseball?
MAMA MIAAAAAA
>>153828329He’s really thinking he’s coaching in the Mexican League
>1600 people are confused watching some Nascar documentary instead of the game LOL
DIOS MIOS
VAAAAAAAAAIIIIIII PEPPERONI!!!!!!!!!
why is Assad here I thought he was in Russia
USA team 2: Pastapocalypse vs Mexico
>Gayrren DurrACK
>mexichangos booing at kino offensive buntYeah I'm ItalianDINGEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRWHAT A FUCKING KINO HOMER HOLY SHITTHAT WAS A HANGER
keep your head up Javier!
WE DID ITWE WON
>ITS OVER
ARREVADERCHY
How many of the Italian players speak Italian? There's no way Nola does.
LETS GOO MEXICOOO
>THE WRONG MEXICAN CAUGHT IT
>>153828498gorlami
>>153828498eyyyy come ti chiami ova here
>>153828491ass for black men
>>153828506I thought Mexicans were good at scaling walls
Its joever
Why does Italy always get the kino homecrowds while being the away team? Taiwan and Mexico, but I'm sure there were other games like this
>>153828506kek
LET'S SCORE SOME RUNS HERE BOYS
Italy doesn't have the offense to score 4 runs. They either have to grind this out in a low scoring game, or Mexico has to go off and blow them out.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>153828498>Tommy Vercetti? Huh, shit. Didn't think they'd ever let him out.
this sovlful image makes aaron judge froth at the mouth with anger
Andrew Fischer quintessential Italian nameHoly catch!
>assmad
>Lavazzaweak...for me it's Segafredo
GENOCIDE GUIDOS
Mama mia….
Guidamerica will ensure the USA goes through. Just watch
Nice double! Oh man this is going to be a close game
>>153828523they keep showing that espresso machinewhat if dagos overdose on espresso and start shitting themselves all over the field in the 5thsummer camp bus diarrhea song in real life
>Vinnie
>>153828517Based Roo Jockey humor
i'm trying to watch but i'm understanding shit
>>153828537they shouldve brought in harper's blood transfusion machine
>>153828537Seriously. All the other teams are having fun with it except US
>'tators are going to spend the entire game talking about how this scoreline does/doesnt make usa qualify
>>153828558You'd like that?
>>153828565baseball is very similar to soccer just keep paying attention
USA deserves to drown in pools.
>>153828565Great bro. Glad to see you are watching and understanding
>>153828565You need 3 more points
>>153828570What else would you rather them talk about?
>>153828523Every white person in the USA larps as either Italian or Irish.
>>153828558>summer camp bus diarrhea song in real lifeprivate ramirez...
this nigga named menstruation in spanish
>>153828475She is like that lady who udderly defines a country like that one random /pol/ ass British cartoon lady. Mexico can rally around her to beat the injustices around them. Also I can sex her.>>153828523Protagonist energy, Italian American are strangely the greatest people on Earth and that is why we have an American Pope now. They also beat Britain in Rugby and are in the World Cup Soccer aka Futb0l.
>>153828593Anthony Recker
>>153828498at least three according to this>>153793437
Why are italian-americans so weird about >muh heritage?
>>153828594Le diaspora are larp as long as it is european because european identity should be erased. Based marxists baseball fan
>Aaron Nola striking out guysShould I feel good or bad about this? I'm so confused
when youre slidin into first and you feel a juicy burstdiarrheadiarrhea
>>153828594As a beaner, Irish American vagene is god tier. Never had anything close to feeling that good
>>153828565The guy that launches the ball needs to launch enuff times without the guy with the bat hitting it backIf the guy with the bat hits it back the defense needs to catch the ball mid air or else they need to throw the ball as fast as they can to each of their bases before the guy with the bat can run to themIf the guy with the bat runs through 3 bases or hits a homerun (when you hit the ball so strong it goes to the audience) then they score
this game feels like it's going to end 4-3
>>153828613This is anti-Italian discrimination, that's what this is
>>153828565I'm watching a stream with Italian announcers. I can understand a bit of what they are saying but enjoying the game,
>>153828506Missed this, anyone got a webm
Shoulda used this image
>>153828571this image makes me think of Oyasumi Punpun
>>153828626stay away from the redheads. they'll burn your house down.
>>153828626you ever been with a vtuber?
>>153828625When your sitting on the John and the toilet papers goneBe a manUse your hand
>>153828626Irish are literally the bottom tier of whites.
>Dick Gonzalass
Way 2 go?Fucking hell
>>153828646can i get a cheesy gordita crunch, two hard tacos and an order of breadsticks
This is going to be a low scoring game where the spics steal it in the 9th, isn't it?
>>153828657Compared to ??
>>153828653Nah gingers are tasty,
>>153828675Like taking cargo off a Luthansa plane ayyy where the Germans at
reddit has better bwc discussion
though its incredible how thirsty for something our tv is, the moment they heard about italy beating the us they moved baseball on the second most important state tv channel meanwhile until 3 days ago it wasn't even streamed basically
>>153828678GermanicScandisAnglosMedsSlavsIrish
>>153828635
Still wish I knew how I should feel about the Italians defending
>>153828693They love bwc
3 more italy runs and US is automatically in.
>>153828231so US goes through unless it's a low runs mexico win?
Italy vs. Mexico what is this a sunday stickball game in Bensonhurts? ayyyyy
>>153828696>2nd bestWhat does the top tv channel have to show that's better than this at 1 in the morning?
>>153828713If the game ends 1-0 mexico and italy are still in?
That second strike looked extremely sus ump
>>153828696genuinely, do your italian broadcasters know the team is 2/3 american muh heritagefagging?
>>153828713*unless it goes to extras
This game has 3-2 win by Mejico written all over it. FUCK.
>>153828218inb4 >we were always a soccer nation anyways
>>1538287134 more
>>153828703>german pussyProbably feels like fucking ice cubes
Vamooos
>>153828731for now they didn't mentioned it
Mexico has 7 innings to score 2 runs and both teams know this. Italy might even help them out Everyone wants the US dream team to crash out because it would be the funniest thing ever, >we are so fucking cooked
>>153828734I'm seeing a shutout desu. Also this Italian team simply hits dingers so we'll see
>>153828713Not necessarily
>>153828731So? The US soccer team has anchor babies on it who speak with British accents. That won't stop Americans slobbing over them during the World Cup.
>>153828728The score doesn't matter if Italy wins.
>>153828728No, Mexico needs to win to advance.
>>153828738Can't end in a tie
>>153828727politics
>>153828745Bro if there was a deviousness coach you would be it. Your impish ideas about how the Italians can collude to get the USA out would put it up in the hall of fame of schemers and idea guys
FUCK YOU GUIDOSBOMB NEW JERSEY
>>153828754Why would Team Italy, who is comprised 95% of Americans, want USA to be embarrassed?
>>153828728if italy wins score doesnt matterbut if italy scores 4 runs, mexico would need to score 5 to win.5 runs scored by mexico would put US ahead of italy in the run differential, theyd have the tiebreaker against italy then
>>153828728Since Italy has already scored mexico can't win with that score. If Italy wins it will be US-italy regardless of what mexico does. See >>153828231
This doesn't really matter. It's the 21st century. Power Slap is the new American passed time
>>153828745Pretty much the whole Italian team is also American, think they'd prefer Mexico eliminated
>>153828713Gonna be laughing my head off when Italy pitches 9.1 innings and loses to Mexico 5-4 bottom 10 walkoff
>>153828764yea I'm retarded don't mind me
Anyone in the US constantly getting ads of fat black women spraying axe deoderant on themselves. Idk who would be watching Italy vs. Mexico wbc that that'd appeal to
>>153828792i got two XMAF commericals in a row
The advancing in the tournament is little league tier retardation
>3 GIDP and 7 Ks in 2.5 inningsLol US getting bounced
>>153828792I got a Target makeup ad, dunno what they're smoking
>>153828792it isnt meant to appeal to anyone. the resentful cat ladies who made that commercial just want you to suffer through it
>>153828786In 2017 Italy trailed Mexico 9-5 going to the bottom of the 9th and Italy scored 5 runs without recording an out to win that game and because of that fact Italy advanced over Mexico who finished last in the group
>>153828792>>153828806there's been an odd amount (i.e. > 0) of white male x black female commercials recently
Mexico boutta get shutout.
So funny listening to these commentators try to justify that it's ok for these U.S. born players to play for other countries
Uh… Mexico is aware that it has to win in order to advance, right?
>>153828792When I watch NBA games I see a bunch of ads telling black guys that there is no shame in taking HIV/AIDs meds.
>all this faggotry because the US players decided to party all night as if they won something
>jarren slurrin'
>>153828792They are doing a subtle nod for you to take a shower
>>153828626korean and chinese
>>153828815It amuses me. I think the crossover of people who use axe deoderant who would be influenced by fat black women and watch Italy vs. USA in the WBC are like zero but I guess it might discourage people being exposed to it like its gore
are >we fixing it?
>>153828826this is why i stick to highlights 90% of the time
>mexitard baserunning
How is memexico looking so far?>already losingJUST
>Mexican baserunning
>>153828834>When I watch NBA gamesStopped reading there
lmao
Wait what the fuck was that?
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
>mexican baserunning
Mexicans simply don't give a fuck about anything
>4 GIDP, 8 Ks through 3
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>green mice mode activated
LMAO
THEYRE THROWING TO SPITE CAL KEKEKEKEK
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO>MEXICAN BASERUNNINGIT'S OVERSMART ITALIAN FAKEOUT SURE BUT>MEXICAN BASERUNNING
nah theres no waythey are DEFINITELY colluding after that. theres no way a grown ass man does that. thats a little league tier mistake.
why did our commentators said this was retarded?
Judge would've caught that home run by the way
>>153828792My wife keeps pointing out the inclusion of fat hags, in these commercials it’s hilarious.
>brewers
>>153828379NO ESTA TORNADO ORTIZI haven't watched must italian media but being a native spanish speaker it's very easy to understand even if you never studied it before.
>>153828894because it was
>>153828888>>153828891But Mexico has to win in order to bounce US out of the competition
>>153828894he didn't tag up to advance on a flyball out. if that ball is caught he has to remain at first base, you can't just run the bases on a flyball unless you know it will drop in for hit.
>>153828894So basically the Mexican guy saw a high fly ball and ran. If he stood on the base he would be safe but he ran past two bases and made no effort to return to first. Once the ball is caught Italy just needs to throw the ball to first and he's out. Its like a guy purposely missing an open goal but apparently he was tricked by an infielder somehow according to our commentators
They're keeping this close and tight before a Mexico walkoff to ensure both teams get thru. Lmao blantant
10/10 acting on that deke
>>153828880As long as you take him out by the 5th you're good. Nola falls typically falls to pieces in the 5th and 6th innings.
>>153828594kinda trueno one wants to say they're bri'ish kek, which are a lot of people
>>153828888US advances if Mexico loses
>>153828891Mexico needs to win dumbass
they keep calling it a decoy but he's looking into the outfield as he rounds 2nd?
It's so over hermanos
MAMA MIA PIZZERIA
It's overValid verga
>>153828919He has 60 pitches max in pool play per WBC rules, he's gonna cruise today, trust
DINGERS ONLYITALIA ITALIA ITALIA ITALIAITALIA ITALIAITALIA ITALIAITALIA ITALIAITALIA ITALIAITALIA ITALIAITALIA ITALIAITALIA ITALIAITALIA ITALIAITALIA ITALIAITALIA ITALIAITALIA ITALIAITALIA ITALIAITALIA ITALIAITALIA ITALIAITALIA ITALIAITALIA ITALIAITALIA ITALIAITALIA ITALIAITALIA ITALIAITALIA ITALIAITALIA ITALIAITALIA ITALIAITALIA ITALIAITALIA ITALIAITALIA ITALIAITALIA ITALIAITALIA ITALIAITALIA ITALIAITALIA ITALIAITALIA ITALIAITALIA ITALIAITALIA ITALIAITALIA ITALIA
gabagoooooool
USAUSAUSAUSAUSA
2 MOREPLS ITALIA BROSHELP US
MAMA MIA LET'S A GO
FORZAAAAAAAAAAAAA ITALLLLLIIIIAAAAAAAAAAA
*fap fap fap fap*YES…YES!!!
PASTA FAGIOLI!!!
Mexibros...
>two home runs that would be easy fly outs in a real ballpark
MAMMA MIA
>the italian infielder even jumped to sell a wild throwabsolute cinema.ANOTHER DINGEROh my fucking god don't tell me Italy WANTS the rematch with USA?
uh oh, mexibros
MEXICOSISTERS???
Team USA didn't get embarrassed last night, Italy's just on a Cinderella Run
He gave him the capricol when he should of gave him the GABBAGOOOL
what part of Mexico is Assad from?
>>153828218As a 5 generation Italian-American on my dad's side and a Hispano on my mom's side (here before the border crossed us in New Mexico) I am so fucking torn... I'm praying rosary hoping for an answer
Erm…
that antonacci kid is qualityhe was big in yesterday's game too
>>153828971Syria
>>153828971iran
>>153828971Apatzingan
Owari da hermanos... these fake italians are not throwing
>>153828967>capricol
someone post a webm of the deke
>>153828218>tf>tpWhat is with Americans and cuckolding Can’t you watch baseball without thinking about that
>>153828980I looked him up the other day. His spring training stats were retarded. 13 abs and 7 runs
keep the espresso comin
They’re setting up the 4:3 Mexico win brosBet on it NOW
>>153828971tijuana apparently
the "italian" surnames of the players are so funny to me, random letters placed randomly , they sound italian but they aren't
>>153828990Fogeta bout it
>>153829013What's wrong with Pasquantino?
>>153828995Most of us can but unfortunately for him op is a faggot so that's all he can think about.
>>153829001its certain then: white sox to win the world series this year
Legendary streamer, Destiny, ends his career to standing ovation in Japan
>>153829003how do you think Sabrina Carpenter feels about this?
>>153829013They literally are just Italian names who were meatgrindered on Ellis Island. Its not like they're making it up
Italy will hit one more home run, then lose 4-3. FUCK.
>>153829024Kek
>>153829020they sound italian but basically no one have them here, when you hear a surname like that you can automatically tell its an american, its difficult to explain
>the real game (VEN vs DR) is on tubifuck off
da real italian growing up playing hockey in michigan
it was a good/lucky deke, he looked at CF and saw him running in so it seemed like it was a throw by the catcher that got away. a fly ball that didn't involve the CF running in probably wouldn't have sold the deke.
>i rose, i reamed ya
>>153829032good
>>153828995cuck posting is something a very small number of people are into, but each of them spams it as much as possible.
>>153829013Anglicization brother
Just struck out the Corsican wise guy
picture this:2-0 italiabottom of the novenobases loaded, no outs
>>153829013some are clear mistakes they carry over from Ellis island but they sound pretty Italian overall
2 runs remain.if italy scores 4, mexico would then have to score 5 to win.and in that scenario, it puts italy's common runs to common opponents above USA's, meaning mexico and italy go through
There's no thread for us? Not sure if I'm blind
Why isn't Rizzo playing? He's probably still good enough to make the Italian team.
im so happy im not italian, no offense
The best game of the WBC is about to start
I thought this was Mexico whats with all the Mulignans
>purchase chemical free deodorant >still a fat hagNice advertising there
>don't you want your girlfriends were hot like us>shows an overweight black woman with skin hanging off her forearmseh.
>>153829067I'm not sure he is, this is a pretty legit team
>>153829061You think US would be reading the fine print more after DeRosa's fuckup
why isnt Antonin "Anthony" Francesco Rizzo II Jr. playing for italy?
>>153829068Italian and Russian are the only aura ethnicities.
OO-OH WE'RE HALFWAY THERE
>everything comes out the same slotYeah that's not how it works
Am I supposed to be rooting for scoreless innings from Mexico?I'M SO CONFUSED
>>153829055for those who did not see it as posted by another anon some time ago.
>they call him captain hookno they don't
the stankees could learn from that italian defense
Is mexico going to show any sign of life?
>>153829077you think she would be okay with my 4.6 inch white pecker?
>>153829067Pasquatch is better 1B and Rizzo I don’t think warrants a dedicated DH spotI do think Rizzo should be a coach if he isn’t already
>Kirk falls downyeah it's over
>>153829102Yea, mexico will come to life and shred the Italian bullpen.
>>153829099Secondary version. for others
>Alejandro Kirkhe's fatter than me
The illusive Irish Mexican
>>153829111>>153829099both of these are wrong>>153828231this is correct
>>153829089what about odour ethnicities?
kirk is such a fat fuck
lol GORDO
>>153829106You'll be fine, have faith in yourself.
I came into this hoping Mexico would put up a bunch of runs, now I want these guidos to hold onto the lead.
>>153829108hes just causing an earthquake so back of the park moves a little closer
its time to retire the short fat baseball player meme
>>153829122Bro literally said "Dude does not run well" immediately after he got the hit
kirk is so fuckin based
>Andrew Fisherhold on
>>153829077they should have showed this
>>153829114lay off the panzerotti
>>153829111Luckily the US gave up 3 unearned runs yesterday so we would win that tiebreaker probably
Any other batter and that's a double. damn Kirk is fat
>>153829044I heard that there was a lot of illiteracy among immigrants to Ellis Island, so they spelled names wrong, or just made up new surnames for them. You can probably reverse engineer their names to get whatever they were originally known as in Italy proper.
>>153829132I personally love it as a Jays fan. He is Thicc Jesus.
Nola's got 55 pitches already. It's over.
So if Italy scores 4 or more runs US automatically advances?
>>153828231We are so fucking fucked. We are generationally fucked. https://x.com/cervicalprancer/status/2031882651184087532?s=46
good inning for the spics tbqh, pitcher has been shutting them down and it has been a high pitch count inning
Joey "best player in baseball for exactly one month" Meneses
>>153829142Maybe a hapa but a totally asian woman? No shot, they'd NEVER allow it.
>>153829097Yes rooting for Italy to win is the simplest. Otherwise, Italy need 4 runs to secure our place.
>>153829142literally felt my balls tighten and johnson quiver a little when i opened this webm
>>153829142i would crush her during sex
>>153829114See, you could have done it. You lazy fat fuck. You could have been a pro superstar fatass instead of a loser fat fuck nobody
is this a must win match for >us?
>>153829152It wasn't fully that. Names weren't allowed to have accents and shit. Like Moeller and whatever its just anglicised German shit. Also you'd just tell some American your name and they'd decide what it was
>>153829162Shut up loser
>>1538291675 I think
>>153829110when celebrating are they gonna dump water on each other?
At least 30m Chicanos and we can have a decent baseball team? Deport them all to iran
Kirk’s fat ass would be selling hot dogs at the TJ border if he wasn’t white.
>>153829142this is the first time ive EVER seen asian jiggle
>>153829142Name?
>>153829178no, but kinda
>>153829178no, if mexico beats you only slightly youre both in
>>153829121What is his ethnicity?
>>153829167They need a bakers dozen
Just turned on the gameHow we doing mexibros?
>>153829167I root for Italy anyways. They are the funniest subculture in America.
>>153829178see>>153828231
>>153829195south floridian
>>153829183I'm confused, if Mexico wins with 5 runs, does it go to the next order of tiebreaker?
What did Grok mean by this?https://youtube.com/shorts/si-a66-ZEd8?si=m_TsSJ_w8Mgwln0N
>>153829178unironically, losing by less than 3 at the current score is ideal
Is espresso a PED?
Thread theme:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0Gpt12psAA&list=RDy0Gpt12psAA&start_radio=1
>>153829209They play rock paper scissors to see who advances
DR vs VEN gamethread here>>>153829215>>>153829215>>>153829215
Really weird that Italy has no incentive to score more runs other than to fuck over the team they're playing
who you guys got?
if you want to know italian ads are like all laxatives and government ads (go drink italian wine)
>>153829209Italy lost too bad if it's 5 runs or more, and is therefore out.
Does anyone have an Italian Language Commentary stream?
>I'm so confused who advances, numbers are 2 hard 4 meLotta zoomers up in here
>>153829232which team has the zestier dances?
>>153829238Leah
>>153829233They have an incentive to run up the score to survive. They give themselves a buffer in case Mexico starts running up the score themselves
I dated a big breasted italian girl in high school. her dad was extremely strict and gave me a big long lecture when i came over to her house for a pool date and she wore a bikini a size too small.we were together a little under a year and they she broke up with me to go back to her ex boyfriend (failed soundcloud rapper). worst part is we never had vaginal sex, just oral and anal.
>>153829238add roll numbers to image. guaranteed replies.
>>153829038This. Although some might have been made up. I'm a spic and my mom's last name doesn't exist in Spain.
>>153829238Rachel ez
>>153829248you mean they don't get to progress based on vibes?
>>153829248Shoulda been here in 2017 when even the competition officials didn't know what was going on
>>153829250This isn't Bananaball you faglord
how accurate is this thing?
>>153829114Homer Simpson:>5'10>239Kirk:>5'8>245He's actually fatter than Homer Simpson, who was considered comically obese in the 90s. And he's actually a very similar hitter to Homer (power hitter shit base runner).
Italy is going to hit a home run in a second and end all debate
>>153829259Did you at least get to play with her tits?
>>153829248tbqh it is a dipshit system that only exists to prevent something extremely easily prevented
>>153829183Possibly, I'm a bit drunk so I wouldn't be surprised if I'm wrong
>>153829258If they get to 4 then they give Mexico a reason to score 5 and eliminate themIf they stay at 2 or get one more then they give Mexico no reason to score more than 4 and they both go through
>>153829238Face blasting Rebekah all night
>>153829278pretty good just delayed
Bryce Harper must be tge only american rooting for mexico
time is tickin, amigos
>>153829248t. mark derosa
>>153829233This Italian team has more A/\/IMA than 90% of the baseball teams I have ever seen. They couldn't just let Mexico in, they have to be BAMBINOS.
even if italia wins this game and America wins the tournament, it won’t count because America will be zombies in that case
>hit and run from 2B with 0 outsWhy
Yuuuup
Assad must go!
>>153829320scopi di intrattenimento
harper becoming the villain storyline for this year is gonna be bussin fr icw
>>1538293201 out
>Ass Advertisement
Mexisisters, it's not looking too bueno
we fucking busted our asses and mexico pulls this shit?
1. Julius Evola2. Jared Saltamalachia...
>>153829310more ave marias?
damn, italy are actually /really good/
Mexico chimping out against Canada in 2013 is why we have this mess
>>153829238
My little brown cock is twitching these medbvlls are too strong
Does anything interesting happen if Italy mercy rules Mexico though?
>>153829354once Nola is out the real game will begin.
what does Philadelphia have to do with cowboys?
>>153829357the italian bullpen is garbago
>They think Mexico is going to loseYeah... the country that beat the Spanish, Americans, Austro-Hungarians, Germans and USSR is gonna lose... Fat Fucking Chance BOLERO BOLERO BOLERO
>>153829349There were 0 outs when they put on the hit and run. My point is tag up on 0 outs instead of being overly aggressive
GET SUICIDE SQUEEZED NIGGA
ONE MORE RUN AND WE'RE IN BOYS
is this the worst outcome? Italy wins and the match is fucking boring
Lmao
KEXICO KEK FAGGOTXICO !!!!
SQUUUUUUUEEEEEEZZZZZZZZZEEEEEEE
OH NO NO NO HAHAHAHAHA
>>153829378philadelphia owns the cowboys
GABAGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
ITALY NEVER FUCKING TOUCHED THE PLATE!!!!!
The fucking madlads.
>>153829288yeah a lot. she used to let me cum on them. we were super paranoid about pregnancy so its basically what i did every time.looking back it was a good time. italians are good company. but we werent meant to work out
Come on Italy just one for run!!!!!
NO ONE EXPECTS THE ITALIAN BUNT
What does Kirk do?
BUNTKINO
fat fuck kirk fucking sucks kek
ONE MORE RUN BROSONE MORE
>>153829396The worse outcome is Mexico winning and scoring less than 5. Italy advancing is fun.
FAGGOTxico KEK!!!
>>153829238I like Rachel has that plucky curly hair and seems like she has good vibes. Hagar is underrated if her name was better it would be great, her DSLs are fire.
ONE MORE BURGERBROS
Italy 100% deserves this game they're here for the fucking win
Third worldists freaks who thought they'd collude are fucked.
As a heritage Italian I'm literally jumping and screaming! I just imagine my ancestors being like "Yeah, we're in good hands"
Puto gordo KirkI'm off to play a game or something. I can't bear to watch this anymore.
lets give the kexicans a chance
ONE.MORE.RUN.
somehow, Americans returned.
>>153829438One more run doesn't secure USA's spot...
>>153829429cringe. reddit's down the hall faggot
REMINDER: italy going through is the most kino result
just realized nobody probably even sung the Italian anthem lol
the state of mexican pitching
>>153829187he's not white tho
>>153829451I did, at home, by myself.
>>153829429>>153829447my ancestors :)
>>153829450Nah. Maybe if they were real Italians. But this is just America's D-team. Mexico winning is good for the game.
>>153829451I think a unique quirk is that it is weird for Americans to sing the American anthem. Probably the only country on earth where it is unusual to sing. Nobody will sing the Italian anthem I promise.
>>153829099So Mexico needs to win 9-3 to advance? Why are they so asleep?
Bernardino is the fakest sounding mexican name I have ever heard. Like this nigga is named Bernard and just added -ino to the end to legitimize it.
I can't believe I put my faith in Mexico to do a job
>>153829213I nominate Italy for “HONOVRARY WHITE” status if they win.
NOT looking good, eses
>>153829480No, any win and they’re in
Knock knock, Meheecoe
>playing when i hear music by debbie deb for the italiansThat definitely activated some deep 1980s New Jersey shit
what the fuck mexico
>>153829446its does tho>>153829480nope, they just need to win to advance
>>153829485I had sex with her btw
>>153829451I will sing funiculi funicula in their stead
LOOOOOOOOOOOL
this nigga about to walk the US into the next round KEK
I dont understand this "sport" Why doesnt Mexico start scoring runs? They have been told that they need to score at least 4, right?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>Italians are the best AmericansImperatores... Flecto...
>>153829480Mexico advances with a win, Italy/US can also advanceItaly and US advance with Italy win
lmao thanks mexico you cunts
USA USA USA USA USA USA
>>153829497>herAre you fucking kidding me?!?!?!?!
>>153829507HEY IM WALKING HERE
USA USA USA USA USA
FREEEEEEEEEBIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRD
Hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahaha (breath in) ahahahahahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
WE MADE IT!!!!!!!congrats Italy too
ITALY MY GREATEST ALLY
Italy...strong...5-0
>mexican pitching>mexican fielding oh my kekiniamos
FUCK MEXICOFUCK REDDITAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAUSA USA USA USA
AMERICACONFIRMEDMAKING IT TO THE NEXT ROUNDWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
it's over...
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
OHHHHH NOOOO NOOOOOOO LMAOOO GET FUCKED GABAGOOOOL PAISANOSSS
ITALIA
Yeah Italy wants the smoke with USA
...and were in.good job team!
NOW THAT'S A SPICY MEATBALL
>>153829485Italy is whiter than the US. By quite a bit too.
YOU USELESS FUCKS
>>153829485Shit we are Honorary Jewish right now so we can mess with different things lmao
>>153828231If I'm reading this right, USA now advances 100% regardless of what happens next? Only deciding if it's Italy or Mexico?
so this means mark derosa was right. their ticket WAS punched.
FAGGOTXICO KEK????
>USA vs Canada in the quarterfinals
FRATEEEEEEEEEELIIIIII D'ITAAAAAAAAAAALIA
NEVER IN DOUBT
honestly the shitalians are fucking retarded here too tbqh
garbage ass tournament
well well well... looks like we meet again USA bros...
USA + Italy is the sickest possible outcome for this pool
>>153829535BROOO THEY ARE GOING TO LIKE COLLUDE AND MAKE AMERICA LOSE BECAUSE AMERICA BAD BRO REDDDDDITTTT AHAHAHAHA
>>153829565sorry Gomez :)
mexican bats are taking a siesta
FREEEEBIIIIRD
It's over :(
does Mexico really want it that way?
>>153829565ayyy don't worry about it paisano
cant wait until amerifats treat eliminating us like the biggest event in their country's "history"
COOKA DA PIZZA
>another jp vs us finalitaly just screwed themselves out of 1st or 2nd
>>153829565>0-4tani
>>153829571No, most boring. USA didn't take pools seriously and most of the players wanted to be in spring training instead. They just thought they'd advance normally and they got lazy. The manager even fucking thought they had already clinched it so that shows you how little they care. They deserved to drown in pools.
>>153829565et tu, ese?
>reddit in shambles
NEWTHREADWHEN?
>>153829589The best team so far has been the RD
>>153829592Yo real talk I've been waiting for a gay retarded Canadian to say some gay shit. Thanks for this
>>153829589Gonna cry, faggotxican??
>>153829587Still upset over hockey in the Olympics I see
>>153829574>The team that is 99% Americans is going to collude against the USAHow delusional were these retards?
>>153829587>no history gimmick by Canada You are one stupid fucker lol
>>153829592>should>deservedKWAB
>>153829556i think the us can still be eliminated if it goes to extra innings?
Does the Mexican team know they need to win to get through?
>>153829589most italian players are actually americans, its just normal that they want the US to advance
>>153829592They absolutely throttled Mexico what are you talking about
>>153829592>The manager even fucking thought they had already clinched itThat's because they did
>>153829610viva pinata was a kino 360 game
>>153829609that one was the last biggest event in your ""history"", when this happens this one will overtake it
>>153829600When we reach page 7 or something
Yay we advance MAMA MIAI'll celebrate with an Italian sub tonight
>>153829625Le epic Canadian troll.
>>153829614it would take a lot of extras
Wow qt spotted
at least attempt to rebuke my fact
>>153829587Just like the golden goal in 2010 against USA was canada's proudest sporting moment?
196719932014
>>153829649
no argument located
Lmao nice steal get fucked
NAILED HIM
>>153829633fuck me that looks good
Does Canada advance too, or what
Free espresso pizza all around, on da house tonight paisans
>>153829689Canada got first place in their pool
>>153829689Who cares lmao. Does retard shit in diaper???
>>153829689we won our group :) Looks like we will get to play you next. Please be nice. We let you win at our sport so only fair you let us win at yours?
>>153829706it would be kino and a fair trade tbqfwyfam
Hahahahahahaha VINNIE
WTF this Italian team cannot be this good? Are they going to mercy Mexico ROFLMAO
>>153829734Nah not really, one is something people cared about for 2 weeks and the other is something no one will care about afterwards
>>153829213
New>>153829649>>153829649
thanks italy for beating us and mexico very badly so we'd make it
