kek imagine buying this for a kid
anyway 7 > 3
Who the hell have the Broncos signed? This was supposed to be the offseason they really got better, have they upgraded their weapons yet?
The ONLY NFL QB in NFL HISTORY to...
KANGBROS WE ARE SO BACK
>>153825988Delete this racist shit
>#Stefon Diggs allegedly exposed for sneaking round with none other than #JeffreeStar
>>153825956Tua and Tyreek are long gone from the phins now so they are selling their jerseys and shit super discounted.So much for that awful new color scheme tua jersey.>pitch blue
and so much for the Hargrave reunionto Green Bay with him
I give it 40 minutes tops before I start having a melty
my jetties are going to have the first 3 overall picks in the 2027 nfl draft :)
>"Ok so falcons right, do they like, do anything different, do I gotta buy a glider?">What are you talking about, you're just playing quarterback for the falcons, same as you were for the dolphins.>"Ok but like the dolphins swim in the water but we didn't even have pools it took me awhile to get that shit."
>>153826049I took the under
>>153826071And they’ll ruin the potential of every one of them.
I had my first gay experience at a Packers game in 1995.
>>153826083that joke wasn't as funny as you thought it would be.
>>153826111gonna fuckin laugh when arch just says "nah not playin for the jeets"
>>153826139I laughed
>>153826139anon it wasn't a joke :(
My Clitties are paying Daniel Jones 88 million for 2 years.
>>153826111no, 1 of them will save our franchise.the other 2 will bust though sadly.
Hargrave to GB
Would love it we got Reuben Bain/Carnell Tate/Jerimiyah Love then followed that up by drafting a guard. No I don't believe in Cesar Ruiz.
>>153826166>averageiqofphiladelphia.jpgThat's not surprising to anyone.
Macaque Jones
>>153826229I gotta give it to DJ, he really knows how to get paid for being mediocre at best
>>153826243kek this bitch is SALTY as fuck he got cut from the Kangz and thinks he is going on some revenge tour.
>"Ok but Falcons are birds I'm not a bird">Tua, you weren't a dolphin either.>"Now you fuckin tell me."
>meanwhile in /nfl/.....
>>153826303must have the same agent as Kirko Chainz
>yeah but two years ago!!!!kek what a muttlover
does this dude exist purely on waivers and borrowed time holy shit
>>153826304I dunno about all that but he's reuniting with Jon Gannon, who he had his best season playing for in Philly.
Reunite with this bussy
>>153826436they are all gonna suck either way.
give me (you)s or your qb dies in his sleep
*sniff*Alright who's bussy is leaking?
>>153826490No.
>>153826430Gary Bears
my raidies finna sign kirko chainz to mentor my mendozie ^_^
>>153826430There is literally nothing wrong with this
>>153826497You motherfucker you reply to my posts or else!
that will be 2 (TWO) first round picks for Crosbnig, Dallas. Pick up the phone jerruh, Make the call.
What if Mendoza fails his physical with the Raiders?
>>153826534This ytboi corny as hell.
>>153826555all 60% too high on the white scale
>>153826555yeah that willis was sure a straight white guy, sure thing packerbros.
>>153826534I HOPE the cuckboys blow their load for this bum, it would be hilarious
>>153826554They'll have to settle for Ryback
>>153826555Vikings, Packers, and Lions too high, move them down
>>153826571Crosbnig is a black man
>>153826598>settleRyback would take any of these shit teams to the owl
Woopsie!
>>153826641>just smokin a big black cock on the sidelineskek wtfbetter have weed in it.
It feels a little early still to be draftposting, but I want to say now that Rueben Bain Jr. will be the best player picked in the first round.
>ding ding dingThat'll be one defense, coming up!
>>153826641>inhaling a cigarMadman
>packers get a player from a division rival instead of the other way around
>>153826672>overpay a bunch of JAGs>retard 'ders fans slobber relentlesslywew
>>153826660I'm fully convinced Josh Allen is trying to suicide and the Bills want him to succeed.
>>153826534he’s staying
>>153826664He was a fucking beast in the playoffs. I think he had one bad game against Ole Miss (apparently the whole team had the flu and were all fucked) but he was dominating the line it was absurd. Akheem Mesidoor as well although he's turning 25 in a couple months so I could see him slipping to the 2nd round. Skilled player but teams generally prefer younger prospects round 1
>>153826664>t rex arms its sonny styles or Mendoza
>baltipoor
GUYS GUYS BREAKING NEWS: THE MIAMI DOLPHINS STILL SUCK AND NOW THEY HAVE NORTHERNER ALL OVER THEM FROM THE PACKERS
>north island
Ravens unironically scammed themselves. Would have been better off sticking with Crosby, we all know they can't draft worth shit
>>153826755I don't care if his arms are an inch and a half shorter than some arbitrary threshold or whatever. He's a beast and he's relentless. He's going to be great in the NFL.
>>153826830I still feel like someone realized later on they were giving up 2 firsts and said nah fuck that shit kek
That will be 3 (THREE) first round picks for Crosby, Jettie freaks. Mr. Aaron Glenn, its time to make the call.
The AFC is such trash. I could not care any less what AFC teams are doing this off-season, none of it will matter.
>>153826874Will crosby star in Apocalypto 2?
Oh look they're seething again kek
cant wait for burrow to submit his trade request so i can be done with this shit team
They actually wanted Crosby AND Hendrickson, as well as keeping Linderbaum.Since the raiders grossly overpaid for linderbaum, they needed those picks backand the Ravens do draft well, they just aren't good at getting WRs
>>153826913you tell me
Xzibit kills every feature ngl
>>153826953so you don't know?
>>153826874>le ebin christfag joo hater psychoThis guy is so cringe. Mad Max Road Warrior is a great movie though.
>>153827012nah you're cringe bro
>>153826993'Fraid so
>>153827041Grow up anytime
>>153826848tackles in the NFL are like 6’8 350
>[Berman] TE Dallas Goedert was not listed as a free agent by the league. His void date has been pushed back to Friday, a league source told The Athletic. This procedural move would give both Goedert and the Philadelphia Eagles a chance to work out a contract extension.how the fuck does Howie Roseman do this?
i want my jetties to draft arvell reese and dillion thieneman :)wide receivers are all gay divas and i do not like them.
>>153827174Kiwi induced melty?
>>153827225
>>153826004Tekashi69?
>>153827258every single time
>>153827258Remember when Howie threw a wobbly because Desean Jackson posted a trvke on Instagram? Lmfao
>>153827225>>153827258In short: Yes you can do thisThis is likely a dummy extension where he will be “cut” on Friday which instead of giving us a $20 million dead cap upon him entering free agency it will be a post-June 1st destination which will split it between this season and next season.
>>153827225He's a Mossad agent that is running an Epstein-like blackmail scheme on the rest of the league
>>153827306>instead of giving us a $20 million dead cap upon him entering free agency it will be a post-June 1st destination which will split it between this season and next season.Couldn't they just do that anyway? The Dolphins are splitting Tua's cap over the next 2 years
>>153825946Did DJ REALLY deserve a better deal than Darnold?
>>153826874those 2 would fit right in with big dick woody and his posse.
>Giants re-signed omegabust Evan Neal
>>153827350not that anon but it is kinda weird that the falcons can just pick up tua for nothing and the phins get nothing on that.Not that tua is worth anything but that contract is.
>>153827377Yeah, how do compensatory picks work?
>>153827403In this case I guess the phins get 0 since they released him? that is why I posted what I did.I'm not pretending like I understand it just seems kinda lame when the phins still have to eat 100m
the dolphins paying tua 100 million USD (United States Dollars) to not play on their team is a good thing actually.
>>153827424unironically it is the only good part of the last season, they got rid of grier and tua.I'm not sure I would've let McDaniel go and Beavis and Butthead love the packers staff and players way too much for me to put any trust in them.Anything to move beyond grier but moves like firing sanders AND the punter that replaced him then hiring malik willis on a bloated deal when you DO NOT NEED A QB NEXT YEAR YOU NEED TO FIX THE TEAM is beyond me.
>>153827416>In this case I guess the phins get 0 since they released him? that is why I posted what I did.But I thought the point of comp picks was that if you lose a bunch of players in FA and sign nobody, you get picks. That's why the Eagles and Seahwaks are getting the most
>>153827442Unless I'm mistaken since the phins fired tua and chubb and hill they will get nothing if anyone picks them up?
>>153827437>then hiring malik willis on a bloated deal when you DO NOT NEED A QB NEXT YEAR YOU NEED TO FIX THE TEAMContracts are a two way street, players have to agree to sign. Frankly, what QB is going to Miami on a 1 year deal and/or for very little. The Phins are going to be shit next year, even prime Rodgers would look like ass. Phins have no choice but to shell out for 2 years
>>153827442also forgot in my post phins have gotten 4-5? guys so far on FA, no one I'm excited about and I really think Malik Willis is a massive fucking mistake.
>>153827458Man, I have no fucking idea how it works anymore
>>153827470You're missing the point, they do not need a QB. Ewers is serviceable enough to lead while you rebuild the Oline that has needed work for over a decade. Ewers is A-OK to get you through a season where you're going 9-8/8-9 like always no matter what you do. Why spend money on a QB you don't need when you need to be fixing the trenches? Why hire your buddy when you need to do your fucking job as a new hire?Phins have to spend but they should start spending in 2027 not this year. Ewers is FINE for what they need. He won't heem himself, he won't throw half the ints as touchdowns. Its fine. I know people on here aren't high on him but he's better than his stats show.
>drafts the best RB or WR available
>>153827470>>153827500Also I say this knowing they said they want a competition for QB but how it is a competition if you hire a guy on a 15m a year deal? Clearly he's the fucking starter kekIf ewers comes out of training camp the starter after you spent on willis that is just pathetic and embarrassing
>>153827500Just checked >your depth chart, without Willis, you have Ewers and Cam Miller. 1 backup is none backup. You needed another QB even to act as a backup
>>153827533Yeah, you draft a qb late round in the draft and maybe hire someone in free agency. Not spend 45m when you're recovering from Tua still. Not hire your buddy from the packers who has next to no experience.There is no reason to not ride with Ewers ( i would've made tua the backup but that isn't a possibility now w/e) and shore up the rest of the team. None. There is no reality in which spending on Malik helps the phins in 2026.
I'm gonna say it
>>153827572>u draft a qb late round in the draft and maybe hire someone in free agency.Unironically a waste of a pick. The Phins aren't trying to be competitive this year, they're just trying to get out from under the Pooa contract. Desuwa, I would've taken the full 99 mil hit this year and been turbo-ass in 2026 but got out the other end with no dead cap
Also since I blogposted about the fucking phins this much: Say Willis works out and you actually make a run to the ploffs in your fractured state? Now that it is even worse kek>>153827616THAT IS WHAT I AM SAYING ANONYou pick someone up late if you want, hire someone in free agency, Ewers is fucking FINE for 2026. He's not retarded, he won't try to heem himself like Tua.
Cowboys are trading DT Osa Odighizuwa to the 49ers
>>153827616>>153827636*because the coach and GM have said they want a competition for the QB room>and then spent for willis
lmao bro edc is so full of shitzero chance the cheap ass ravens were looking to pay top dollar for 2 aging edges
>>153827654Can you prove that? :)
>>153827646im tired bros
>>153827677all in
>>153827654>CheapHow does one call a team that is at the allowed salary cap every single season cheap? If anything you should be calling the Raiders cheap for having 500 billion dollars of cap space every single year.
>>153827672i don't care, they didn't break any rules, but i'm a little surprised they couldn't come up with a better lie if they were going to say anything at all
>The #49ers have traded for #Cowboys DT Osa Odighizuwa, per Schultz_ReportCan any ball knowers give me a run down on this guy?
What's the best all in one FA updater? Even guys like Schefter don't post every update on twitter
Die you fucking pedo
>>153827646>>153827706>>153827725hey did you guys know that the 49ers have traded nig nigname to the cowboys btw?
Still have the rest of free agency and the draft to go but this is what I'm feeling right now.
>>153827695spending to the cap doesn't mean anything, you can do that while being cheap. it's more about cash spend, players leaving in FA, free agents brought in, guaranteed money, resources, facilities, and coaching staff
>>153827706Good pass rusher but kinda weak against the run. 2024 he had a ton of QB hits I think he was top 3 amongst interior D linemen. They were gonna move either Osa or Kenny Clark once they traded for Quinnen Williams. Osa ended up being the odd man out
>>153827773please add a category that is "9-8/8-9 cursed" and add the phins to it thanks kek
>>153827725need catastrophe beyond my mind's imagination to happen to every single person inside the bengals front office
>>153827725Jerruh is making a run for maxx
>>153827773All my homies HATE Ballard
>>153827783>resources, facilities, and coaching staffCan you post the NFLPA grades for each team as voted by the players? I'm curious where the Ravens rank in that.
Wtf, why do I have to do 3 captchas now?
what happens here?
>>153827797I'd usually put the Phins alongside the Bengals/Steelers/Colts tier but they're 100% tanking this year with how many players were let go and how they have to deal with Tua's dead cap, the only problem is they face the Jets twice a year who are objectively worse than them
The Cowboys are trading Osa Odighizuwa to the Niners
ATL cuts Cousins after 2 bad seasons
>>153827828Pain
>>153827706Overrated because he plays in Dallas, same as it ever was
>>153827828Ohio. The state that decides presidents but not super bowls.
>>153827844they can't afford cousins now that the ratbirds backed out of the crosby trade
>>153827677>draft Shemar Stewart in the 1st round after he had 1.5 sacks his final season at A&M>sign Boye Mafe for $20 mil per year after he had 2 sacks his final season with Seattle Bengals really believe they're outthinking the league while cooking dogshit
This is a crazydaysandnights scoop. You guys seem to know your stuff.>This NFL owner is getting ahead of the numerous lawsuits he is about to face from multiple women who say he coerced them into having sex.Who is doing this?
>>153827840So while I'd normally agree why the fuck do you spend on Malik like I was bitching about above then? I just don't get what the fuck beavis and butthead are doing. That team is cursed no matter who runs it I fuckin swear kekI WISH THEY WERE TANKING.>>153827844Wait so the qb room is legit just penis and pooa? holy shit rip FalconsNow *THAT* is tanking.
>>153827864raiders have 50 mil in cap still and are still third in the league in available cap space pinhead
>>153827880Please be Kate and Rooney Mara
>>153827880Kiss Misaki
>>15382788237 mil* and third in cap next season**but the point still stands
>>153827880If it's true it's obviously Steve Tisch. He's filed to put his ownership stake in a trust and was named several times in the Epstein files
do the thing we all know you want to do you miserly old coot get your wardaddy and make the dline litty
>>153827880Kraft or Jerry>darkhorse: Josh Harris
>>153827939>make the dline littyNigga with who? Trey is off the market>trade for CrosbyAw nigga you SILLY if you think ol Jerruh is trading FOR and edge rusher a year after trading AWAY an edge rusher
kyler you ARE a kang now
>>153827880Big Smile Mark would never
>>153827881Malik's contract is pretty cheap and I'd imagine that they still want to sell tickets. Don't think it'd really matter what the dolphins did this season at QB because that roster is absolutely gutted.
>>153827969that line would be gigastacked though
>>153827880Maybe it's Carlie Irsay. She might be autistic enough to not understand consent.
>>153827990Same if he hadn't traded away Parsons
>>153827977she thought he was probably a millionaire or something
Commiebros, AP is fucking cooking this FA season
>>153827978>guttedThe kicker and punter were the real losses honestly.Chubb was the only of the group you could call "major" and he was playing in fucking slow motion last season he's washed.Tua and Tyreek have needed to fuck off. Ewers was a better value than Malik you're not going to convince me in any reality it was a good idea to hire their buddy from the packers I'm sorry. Beavis and Butthead have already done waaaaayyyy too much of that shit with staff. I'm good.
HOL UPHOL UPWE DEM BOYZ
>We could have seen Hendrickson and Crosby on either end of the Dline with Madubuike in the middle but Crosby has no cartilage left in his knee so it was called off.robbed.....
>[Schultz] The Colts and QB Daniel Jones have agreed to a 2-year, $88M deal that could be worth up to $100M, multiple sources tell me. He gets $50M in the first year and it’s the largest 2-year contract in history.how does he keep getting away with it lmao
>>153828031
>>153828010kenny Clark and quinoa Williams wouldnt be there if micuh stayeded
>>153828031That's the going price for an average to good QB nowadays, furthermore have you seen how many SHIT QBs are in starting roles? It's a thin position right now.
based mina KNOWS the ratbirds pulled a jew job
>>153828060She'd know with the amount of jew cock she sucked over the years
>>153828052>That'll be $45 plus tip, sir
>>153828031Economics major at Duke
i need to get up laura's skirt so bad
>>153828052thats a turd
mina is a baddie and should cheat on her husband
>>153828059I keep joking about it but seriously tua got fucking 53m you know that fucks shit up>THEY PAID A COCONUT CRIPPLE FUCKING 212M YOU GOTTA PAY ME SOMETHING.
>>153828019>defense revamped>Average age of new acquisitions: 26>Joe Shitt Jr. goneWE COOKIN MY NIGGA WE COOKIN
>>153828081>skirt/stockings comboIf it wasn't for the huge boots it'd be perfect
>>153828085but enough about me
the same people saying Baltimore didnt break any rules would have a mental breakdown if you said nigger around them
>>153828081God even wearing a bra you can see how much those tits are sagging.. fucking grim
>>153828126Can you name the rule that was broken?
>>153828081Goddamn, her husband is one lucky motherfucker.
>Bengals are working on a trade for Maxx Crosby, according to Pacman Jones
>>153827787>Good pass rusher but kinda weak against the runI'm okay with this Collins and CJ West are good against the run. Need someone for those 3rd down pass situations
>>153828085Turn on your monitor
>>153828151It's less words to just say that you're gay
>>153827787Sounds good, the niners interior pass rush has been putrid
>>153828095Kinda hoping they still go for Downs if he's available, WR is going to be deep in the draft next year.
>>153828168I didn't say she was unfuckable but she's definitely a hag with saggy tits
finally someone he can't get pregnant
>>153828151at least it isnt that bug that one weirdo brown keeps posting
>>153828194So, you're saying there's a chance?
>>153828186Do I want to know who that is?
>>153828222what* and no you don't
>>153828186Imagine the feeling of power you'd experience as a Black man with a lil yt faggot wiggling beneath you as you fuck his ass with your BBC.
You now remember 3rd overall pick Solomon Thomas
>>153828172I think now the biggest need is WR and RB, though I would not hate more defense. But we're 100% taking Love if the Tits don't
>>153828242based
>>153828194Sounds like she needs Kiwi cock
NEW RAVENS LOGO JUST DROPPED
>>153828254Don't remind me
>>153826672>>153828019>>153828095This feels very astroturfed. I can't imagine real live people getting this excited over a shit organization overpaying a bunch of JAGs.
>>153828286Keep calling 'em JAGs and maybe it'll come true
>>153827706>>153827725>>153827841Compensation is a 3rd, btw
compensate this bussy
>>153828254JERRUH IS MAKING ROOM
>OH MY HECKIN HAGESSES!! DID LAURA RUTLEDGE'S OLD LADY TITS JUST SAG OUT THE BOTTOM OF HER BLOUSE ON LIVE TELEVISION??!? OH MY GRAVITY YOU SEXY MILF YOU'VE JUST AROUSED THE 4CHANNERS!!!!!
>>153828337FOR WHO
>>153828344micah
>>153828340You tell em' kiwi
>>153828340kek kiwi don't miss
>>153828351I believe it
>[Zrebiec] DeCosta said that after bringing Crosby in, they were unable to complete the process of the trade. Didn’t bring up Medicals. Just said he’s a steward of the organization as he has to act with organizations best interest in mind.theS T E W A R D
>>153828340You're such a schizo
>Then: everyone with a brain clowned on the Ravebs for giving Flacco $20m/year after one of the most impressive Super Bowl runs by a quarterback ever>Now: Daniel Jones is making $44m-$50m/year off the back of 1 regular season where he exceeded expectations for a while then got injured
>>153828426crosby said nigga and lafeces had a chimpy
>>153828426Trades aren't final until the papers are signed, sealed, and delivered. Anyone whining about this is bitchmade.
>>153828256Yeah after today I think it really shook up the draft board, They're definitely going for BPA it might be Love if he's still there if they don't end up signing another RB after not keeping CRod
>>153828451theyre 100 percent going to change the rule because the ravens acted like niggers and broke the bro code by bitching out of a trade that they orchestrated after the media said they overpaid
a literal century of traditional trade etiquette broken by the most nigger coded team in the league who wouldve guessed
BREAKING NEWS: your team overpaid for a bunch of players my team let go, per league sources
>>153828486The team was happy, the fanbase was happy, and most of the media was happy, they backed out because they received extremely bad news from their independent doctors. As >>153828451 said any agreement before today was just that, an agreement, as trades could not be completed until today. They followed the rules.
>>153828458Assuming we get Aiyuk (9ers stop being gay and release him already), I think we still need RB. If we can get another RB and 1 or 2 WR before the draft, we can go full BPA. Otherwise, we'll have to take an RB even if the Tits pinch Love
The Raiders when they got the call
Feels good having the 14th pick and Trey Hendrickson :) thanks for stopping by anyway :)
>dumps his white childhood sweetheart from his ultra-white town for a Goblina jewish mutt that's been with a thousand other men and recently was in a blacked fetish film nominated for Best Psyop at the Goy Awards>instead of having pure white children with his eternal waifu from his majority white hometown, he chose to have mongrel babies with some slut who will just divorce rape him when he keeps choking/injuring and retiresWhat the fuck is wrong with this guy? Talk about throwing out gold for steaming shit.
>>153828486>>153828516>OW OW OWIE HOW'D ALL THIS SAND GET IN MY VAGINAkek Gayders
>>153828549just take the L and move on tranny youve been coping since yesterday about the niggerbirds nigger behavior >>153828576All that just for the ceiling to be getting dog walked by the muppetmutt in the divisional
It's ok Raiders your cheap ass team still has $50 mil in cap space to spend.
>>153828451Jewish tentacles typed this
>>153828556Why would you want Aiyuk lel
feels good not having won a super bowl since 2012 ;) thanks for stopping by anyway ;)
>>153828556>Assuming we get Aiyuk (9ers stop being gay and release him already)He'll never play another down of football again
It's a shame when trades go young like that :)
True but what about them Patriots
>>153828486What rule are you imagining them changing, and how would they change it?
Is Baltimore still the violent nigger capital of the United States? Yes or yes?
>>153828632Good deep threat you can get on a cheap 1 year ~10m deal. He'd complement McLaurin well
im just mad because my raidies got jewed again nothing can just go right for this franchisevery fucking time we have hope something completely out of the franchise’s control happens at least with the browns and jets its self inflicted wounds, the raiders just get dunked on by the shield every 4 or 5 years as a fuck you to Al Davis
the niner extended tonges
hopefully those are all against mayonnaise people
>>153828746And finna *smacks lips* dey it be
>>153828702make trades finalize in tandem with the opening of the legal tampering period so there’s no phantom trade/ free agency market manipulation
>>1538285569ers are probably not going to release him until before or after draft since he fucked them over to teach him a lesson lol, Thinking they might be negotiating with Rachad White since he used to play with Jayden in college
my bearsies :)
>>153828767That sounds fine but it still wouldn't have changed the outcome of this trade.
suck lol
Feels good when your qb is a black Tim Tebow :)
>>153828767Legal tampering is about FAs, not trades. It's the period where they can negotiate with players/agents. It has nothing to do with negotiations or verbal agreements between teams.
>tfw no point tuning in next season cause my team is gonna suck ass
>>153828719lmao he's a headcase who doesn't want to play football. The last game he payed in was a year and a half ago.
>>153828722ANNUDAH SHOAH
>>153828791BEAR DOWN
>>153828787no it wouldn’t have because the whole issue here is the raiders and a dozen other teams made commitments at the opening of the tampering window to other players once it was believed that crosby was moved/off the market, just for the ravens to pull the rug out at the last second that would not happen if trades can be finalized at the beginning of the tampering window because the trade would be official with no going back youve been seemingly intentionally missing the forest for the trees here, which is why yesterday i told you i have no interest in debating this with you because youre just (you) farming
>>153828768Yeah, I'll be happy with any WR. Our room is pretty sparse>>153828835Lmao that's why it'd be a cheap 1 year deal, dummy. We have like 50 mil in cap space
>>153828791Yeah I dunno who that is.
That Chiefs defense is literally an old Chris Jones and nothing else
>>153828899*old and extremely expensive Chris JonesAnd that's what happens when you keep restructuring the mutt's contract to free up some cap space
Sorry I was gone so long, just got back from a RIGOUROUS mathematics session and I can FINALLY confirm, one and for all, that 7 is more than 3.
>>153828929I don't know why Travis came back or why the team gave him that much money
>>153828899Yea lol pretty funny. Imagine how many points Bo Nix is gonna put up on that shit team
>>153828884I'm not saying they'd be eating up cap signing him, just that he'd be completely useless and probably even a net negative.
While I was walking to my car during my lunch break, a coworker came up to me and told me he saw my turn signal not functioning properly and that I needed to get my blinker fluid replaced. I don't what it is about me that told him that I was fucking retarded so I told him that I know that blinker fluid isn't a thing. He actually mad that I didn't fall for his retarded joke and spent like 5 minutes trying to convince me that blinker fluid was a thing. What the fuck is wrong with some people?
>>153828839You seriously had to look that up? Get a better jewdar, bro.
>>153828899Nick Bolton is kind of good, I guess
>>153828998His brother, Mike, is better.
>SKEEEEEEEEEEEEEYUPPPPP
>>153829010
>>153829010kek
No way!
>>153829039People will still call Caleb gay
>>153829011>he just blew smokeWho is Smoke?
>>153829011>he's all in my ass>he just bustedWhat did he mean by this?
>>153828978Worth a cool ten milly my niggaSometimes a nigga's gotta take a gamble
>>153829039Those are 2 guys aren't they
>>1538288641. They made commitments based off of a trade they knew may or may not actually happen because it's only an agreement, not an official trade set in stone.2. Medical documents cannot be handed over before the trade is agreed to, meaning it had to progress to that point for a physical to take place.3. Crosby was deemed by independent sources to have far more serious health issues than the Raiders admitted.4. Any team that traded for him would have found these issues5. Reports are that the Hendrickson deal was in place BEFORE the Crosby trade, which debunks retarded theories but adds in a new question.
Never put too much thought into it years ago when I first watched B-Rob's 96's questions episode where they all implied diggs is a piece of shit, but man, that locker room knew some shit.
>>153829011>He just bustedSo did I.
>>153829088You're acting like signing him solves >your problem at WR, when in fact it's more likely than not to make the team worse.None of the signings >you have made are anything to be excited about. This all feels so desperate, including spamming these slop images.
>>153829196Mike Stud...
>>153829198Oh kek you're that one fag who's still scared of my SkinniesAP finner boutta cook up a feast nigga. Wait and see
Attention Wions bros. Our cap situation has been solved! Hopefully not to be used on perpetually injured defenders!
>>153829218Think Erin is going to hide that he's gay after he retires?
>>153829249Who knows. He seems to get off on fucking with the media so maybe he'll keep the act up for a while longer before finally revealing he likes sucking cock then pretending people didn't know all along
love seeing the laura hate (divorced hag LOL!)would love for mina to spit and laugh in her face while shes on the ground crying (while mina is standing over her taking BHC from behind)
>>153829059because he isand now he can be gay with Diggs
>>153829309I'd still rather fuck hag Laura than shit for brains Mina
>>153828719>Good deep threat
>>153829039Why are so many black players gay?
>lose wright and byradOkay I know we can live off of takeaways but I haven't seen anything to help our d-line which is the issue. My burrs might need to think about getting Crosby
>>153829309I'm surprised the NFL hasn't thought about making a one fit jersey like dress for fans like that before
>>153829161
>>153829084>He's fucking us
Vikings gonna grab Kyler Murray
>>153829011>He blew it>Blew it again>Then immediately bustedJurrahbros...
>>153829471Can't wait to post >blackqbs 6,000,000 times this season while screaming at my TV.
Have a seat Maxx…
OOPSDID A NIGGA TRY AND TELL ME AP AIN'T COOKING????
>>153829536The Chiefs need to trade back from nine and draft Kenyon Sadiq, and then go defense the rest of the draft.
>>153829536how many 1 year deals do they have?
>>153829570Sadiq isn't making it past the Rams
>>153829534Yo it's the josh allen chair
This makes fans of poorly run shitheap teams unreasonably angry
>>153829601Then don't trade back too far lmao
Who do they draft in the 1st Round? I don't see it being anyone but Mansoor Delane unless someone like Jeremiyah Love falls to 13. Love is probably going pretty early considering the Saints and Chiefs signed Walker and Etienne though.
new webm just dropped
>>153829618isn't this the guy who won 6 games last season then suffered a career ending injury?
>>153827458I'm pretty sure their new contract value also ties into it, if it's around top of market you get a high comp pick but vet minimum probably gets nothing.
What an embarrassing pick six. You just know when they met in the playoffs that season that the Chiefs got crushed in heartbreaking fashion.
>>153829385Wright was a good drop, there are at least 2 and possibly 4 better CBs on the roster (Reminder Zah Frazier missed the entire season with probably cancer). Byard hurts, but they are clearly trying to keep the team young with Bryant and it's a deep safety draft, they'll probably get one in the second round. But the draft is gonna be Dline heavy
>>153829666Rams are great at drafting but they sucks when it comes to LBs so they might draft one in the first. Nah I think they'll get a tackle
>>153829572IIRC just Omenihu and Mariota, but I'll see if I can find a complete list
>>153829695That was Ryback
>Yeah, butkwamuttlover?
That one schizo who is obsessed with hating Mahomes and Mahomes having the flu.
>OH NO HE THREW AN INTERCEPTION IN THE SUPER BOWL OF A SEASON WHERE HE CARRIED A SUBPAR TEAM ALL THE WAY THERE! WHAT A LOSER WITH THE 2ND MOST PLAYOFF WINS OF ALL TIME AND 3 SUPER BOWL RINGS! HOW CAN HE POSSIBLY RECOVER FROM THIS!
I didn't start this shit three years ago. Don't get pissy with me.
>>153829536Another shitter lol and this one has legal issues
>>153829728>Rybitch's injury designation
>>153829814>15th best offense>4th best defensewho carried who exactly
>>153829801AAAAACHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>12 years later>baltimurder STILL hasn't recovered
Which EPL team does /nfl/ root for
>>153829801SCHIZO ALERT
>>153829666Lemon or Sadiq
>>153829883>saving the same image twice
Does this idiot know Al Davis only became an NFL owner because of his jewish mob ties? Sure hope there are no skeletons in his closet…
Just got home....looks like /we/ won the day
>>153829995TOO HOTTHE KITCHEN IS TOO HOT
>stealing the Jordan Love webm spammer's catchphrasessad
>stealingSweetie...
>>153830005None of those players are good lol and half of them are overpaid. You were excited about your offseason last year too and that went exactly as we told you it would.
This loser has a folder of every interception Mahomes threw and Mahomes doesn't even know he exists lmao! >b-b-but the fluYeah Mahomes played at an elite level with the flu. Get over it. His flu game is just as iconic as Jordan's flu game.
>>153830125Why hasn't he posted in Jordan Love webms lately? Is he okay?
>>153830107Mahomos bussy kept spasming and squirting during this play. He never recovered some say.
>>153825946Soccer players are better at sex than football players according to American women.This is why Tom Brady's wife cheated on him with a former soccer player turned physical therapist.
NO FUCKING WAY
>>153830263Rleevant
$55M/yr btw.
>>153830191>replies every timeSkinnies got you TREMBLIN
Gonna go buy some beer now brb
>>153830390get me one too bro
>>153830287go to bed unc
>>153830425kys boomer
I wish I was there in the room when T.O. fucked Stacy Keibler.
>>153830471What
I wish I had been there when Charles Haley started jacking off to the point of ejaculation in a team meeting.
>>153830551I really don't understand how his teammates never jumped him
>>153830402You want the Stella or the Heini big dog?
>Minnesota is offering a starting job>the absolute state of JJUST Bustsharty
>>153830675>le no name Twitter engagement bait faggot says it so it must be true Keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek i love these dudes that throw shit at the wall pretending to be insiders
Wait, why can't we have both Hendrickson and Crosby?
>>153830690you could easily google his name
I'm not going to do that
>>153830675>minnesota does offer thatpure speculation on that. Stop posting your faggot-ass tweets here. No one thinks you're some insider with information.
No one is more upset about this than me… gutted actually.
>>153830773I'm sorry JJ, it's over
>>153830305Sorry your franchise has never drafted a hof qb in the sb era.
>>153830802not even a kangz fan, but posts like that are retarded and need to banz0red. They provide ZERO information.
>>153830821as opposed to the quality discussion and news from anons?
>>153830836Yes. Actually.
>>153830836Most of /nfl/ would make for better GMs than Kwesi Ngubu, Chris Ballard and Andrew Berry teeneehaych
It does not matter at all if Kyler is guaranteed the start in his contract because he will 100000% beat McSharty in a QB competition
>>153830820>y-yeah, butkwab. FIFTY-FIVE MILLION. A YEAR!
>>153830661Im good with the Heineken
>>153830821>Mods! MODS!wew
>>153830988I wish you would leave /nfl/ like brooks left in shawshank.
Ryback is still unsigned
this league is NOT ready for motivated dayo odeyingbo
>>153831048Isn't that a basketball player
>>153831032>Ryback
I told you niggas that AP making moves at 9am was a signNigga COOKED
>>153831074Nobody is saying this but you lil bro. You made like 3 good additions and the rest are journeyman literally who's
I'm looking forward to the Geno Smith Aaron Glenn Jets
>>153831126Built for big edge rusher cock
>>153831129
>we'll do anything to sign you Kyler ;)What do in this scenario??
>>153831129at least we know they'll record at least 1 interception on either side of the ball this season
Crazy how Danny Dimes had like 8 games of good play and was able to flip that into a better contract than Darnold and his 14 win season.
>>153831184Consider how inept the team that's paying him is
>>153831193>_____ owners
Decent meme potential here
>>153831198Jewish
>>153831224This nigga zesty
Chargers are the worst team in the west
>>153831224>Jalen Hurts in special Ed class
>>153831232try femoid, the biggest jew in the league has 6 lombardis under his belt
>>153831184>8 games of good play and was able to flip that into a better contractNow where have we seen this one before?
>>153831258I forgot the seahawks owner was female but she's selling the team so who cares
Travis is fat and retarded
>>153831198Post that on Ryback's account you coward
>>153831321And a cuckold.
>>153831315absolute KWABathon by tucker kraft here kek, tipped the pass and missed 2 tackles then slams his fist into the grass like a baby
>Giants officially the most dangerous team in the league with Harbaugh and Jason Sanders (kicker from the phins)Welp, fuck the 2026 season
>>153831362It's fucking hilarious seeing all these signings like Jason Sanders, Jordan Stout, Pat Ricard and Isaiah Likely. You can tell Joe Schoen has basically zero pull anymore and will be gone after this year for a Harbaugh hand picked replacement kek
>>153831342Thats Patty Mahbitch though
>>153831396I think everyone expected that. I kinda was hoping for him with the phins for just that reason, wanted him to pick the GM even kek>instead the phins have beavis and butthead and are assembling the miami packers...yay
>>153831419They're cuckbrothers. They both watch Tyreak fuck Taylor and Brittany
>>153831342If your wife is a tranny dude, and he cucks you, is that like a double cuck or is there a special term for that kind of degeneracy?
>>153831436reek aint been fuckin like his old self since the knee injury
I'm gonna watch the Spring Thomas/Gianna Michaels scene where Spring bullies Gianna into saying the n-word. It's so hot and it reminds me of Maxx Crosby being a corny weak faggot who failed a rigged NFL physical like a KWAB.
>>153831464literally nobody knows wtf you are talm bout, unc.
I'm beginning to think that the Seahawks aren't going to repeat.
>>153831426John Harbaugh has his issues and I've wanted him gone for 4 years but when it comes to roster construction he's pretty onto it. He's very egotistical for a Christian (maybe Catholic not sure denomination) but he carries himself like a man who knows his worth. I always respected that about him. He'd sometimes blast reporters in a real douchebaggy way that deserved more shit but Ravens PR usually played it down. If he gets on a losing streak expect him to bite back at the media a ton
>>153831508>He'd sometimes blast reporters in a real douchebaggy waynowadays there isn't a reporter that doesn't deserve this so this part is helpful to a team.I can't think of an nfl "reporter" that doesn't need a smack upside the head.
Can KOC revitalize Kyler's career?
>>153831519Na shit like this is hard to explain unless you've seen little bits here and there over the years and watched a ton of Ravens pressers. He deflects blame a lot and genuinely insulted some dudes physical appearance because he asked about an Ed Reed quote. It's fucking embarrassing how little self awareness he displays sometimes. Again he helped us win an owl and a bunch of games I respect what he accomplished but he is genuinely a cunt occasionally
Mina slipped away from the gala, heart racing. In the shadowed hotel suite, Justin’s strong hands pinned her to the wall. She gasped his name—once her analyst’s cool reserve, now molten need—as he claimed her married body with deep, relentless thrusts, her wedding ring glinting uselessly in the dark.
>BREAKING: The FBI has warned police departments in California that Iran wants to retaliate for American attacks by launching offensive drones against the West Coast -ABCuhhh coastie bros? im getting scared
>>153831547>and genuinely insulted some dudes physical appearancebasedI know you're saying this as a negative but these fucks really need to be put in their place. Omar Kelly that "covers" the phins for example needs to be bullied until he runs into traffic.
>>153831584>me when iran flies over my house and I play for the 49ers
>>153831601kek
>>153831584>happened last month>just getting reported todaykek. our media is a fucking joke.
>>153831584Can drones go that far? This seems like a reach
>>153831626They got a box of 1k old DJI drones and are going to launch them from the pier be afraid
>>153831640Why would i be afraid? Dead Americans aren't my problem especially SoCal Cali Boyz like youngcuck
>>153831654You're next.
I still believe in JJ "Nine" McCarthy
>>153831661No way. As a Carson Beck Chad I'm too based to be a target
>>153831671that's nice and all but I don't think the kangz do
>>153831671>drafted 2 years ago>only played 10 gamesI forgot that he's not just shit, he's also made of glass
>>153831671>>153831696nine is the number of games he can win a year
>my mfw when Iran tries to drone me but I'm too bussin fr
>mfw a Viking calls another team trash
>>153831718up, up and away!
The Baltipoor Niggerbirds are a classless, scumbag, bush league organization befitting of the shithole city they play in.
>>153831584Coast chads, what did we do to deserve this? Were we not antisemitic enough?
>>153831671I believe the viqueers are retards
>>153828242i don't have to i was in prison
>>153828559This ever happened to any of you guys?
>>153831740How does he do it.... How the FUCK does he do it???
>>153831778I had a redhead gf who sometimes cried during or after sex but it only happened like 4-5 times. We had a massive emotional connection and she was my longest relationship thobeit
>>153831778kiwi has cryouts after he gets a load dumped in him quite often
I make Korean women squirt.
>>153831790>it only happened like 4-5 timesI'm guessing you did doggy every other time?
>>153831825thought this was jesse lee peterson for a second and was going to reply amazin'
>>153831836Very funnyedit: actually this was quite hurtful and im gonna have a melty about it on the chan
>>153826139It was a good joke with poor execution
>>153831879It still wasn't a joke :(
TUA TIME
Imagine being a fan of Atlanta Falcons rn SHEEEEESH that wouldn't be very bussin ngl
Josh Allen will cry.
>>153831903
>>153831929He's giving Christianity a bad name.
>>153831790That's beautiful, man. Makes me think of this:>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ik_BQYbbZ5U
>>153831955I don't know I think it is very Christian for them to take kindly to this retarded coconut and pretend like he's human.It wasn't very Christian of his family or the phins to allow him to be drafted or keep playing though.
>>153831929I still wonder how different his career would be without the hip injury. He was never an A tier arm but he just can't drive the ball. It's embarrassing seeing him try to throw past 25 yards. I can't believe we let him pass for 6TDs in 2022
>>153829872>gets sacked clean>immediately begs the refs for a flag to win the game for himThis is honestly pathetic. I know he's not the only one to do it, but this is an embarrassing move. Have some god damn pride as a man and just accept you got taken down.
>>153831982I dont get it. Why is Tua such a heemsissy? why cant he just be normal?
>>153831696They're gonna get someone behind him, either pick up a Kyler Murray (lmao) or draft a QB and give him a short leash. We could see a benching mid game before 8 games.
>>153831983Would have always been shit because he's right dominant. The hip is the least of it, his dad taught him to throw lefty by tying his right arm to his chest and making him run around the back yard.
>>153831983Hip injury was reason to not draft him. Ankle injury was reason to get as far away as possible from him.It is a lot more than the arm it is mental. He's retarded. I'm not saying that as a shitpost. The guy is retarded.>>153831997Coconut forced to throw left handed by his father and beaten his teenage years for playing badly. (not joking)>Galu Tagovailoa was a power-lifter who played defensive line.>At 5-foot-9, he isn't a towering presence. And as a lefty, he was a rarity in his Hawaiian family. That bugged him until his son came along. When a young Tua Tagovailoa didn't deviate from the dominant genes in the family, dad stepped in.>"You know," Galu Tagovailoa said well over a decade later, "I switched him to a left hander. But he's actually a right hander.">To this day, Alabama's true freshman quarterback does everything but throw a football with his right arm. Dad just wanted another lefty to throw the ball when son was about three or four.>It stuck.>"It just became fluent and he just grew into it," Galu Tagovailoa told AL.com. "That's the crazy part about it. I never thought I could make him adapt to that. As we constantly kept putting the ball on his left hand, eventually he grew into throwing the ball with his left."----->Back in 2018, during his time as a player for the Alabama Crimson Tide, Tua Tagovailoa shocked many when he openly disclosed in an ESPN interview that he had been disciplined by his father using a rather unconventional approach.>“If I don’t perform well, perform the way I’m supposed to, I’m gonna get it after,” stated Tua. He further added, “Just know the belt was involved and other things were involved, as well”.
>>153831977Zamn i love that song good taste. Yea she was great but the end of the relationship she became too aggro so I knew it wouldn't work out. Still my longest relationship and closest I've ever been to proposing to a girl. I have no regrets it probably wouldn't have worked long term despite how similar we were. I'm a maverick who is better at being single. I also had a ton of great experiences since dating her
>>153832006whoops end got cut off>Back in 2018, during his time as a player for the Alabama Crimson Tide, Tua Tagovailoa shocked many when he openly disclosed in an ESPN interview that he had been disciplined by his father using a rather unconventional approach.>“If I don’t perform well, perform the way I’m supposed to, I’m gonna get it after,” stated Tua. He further added, “Just know the belt was involved and other things were involved, as well”.>Tua’s dad on the other hand had a blast confirming the awful behavior. He said, “I was tough. He can go 15-for-15 with four touchdowns, but when he throws a pick, it’s the worst game. It’s the worst game”.
what's going on with the flag football league brady was shilling?
>>153832007>Yea she was great but the end of the relationship she became too aggro so I knew it wouldn't work out. Still my longest relationship and closest I've ever been to proposing to a girl. I have no regrets it probably wouldn't have worked long term despite how similar we were. I'm a maverick who is better at being single. I also had a ton of great experiences since dating herplease stop posting this weird brown fanfiction you're doing it is just sad
>>153832020They worked hard to find the tallest man in all of Israel to stand next to Brady.
>>153832007Stop lying no one here cares
>>153832020just so you're aware, the name you gave him means "tom the son of the brady"
>>153826414This guy is going to be passed around the league for years and then end up in the CFL. Literally peak mediocrity.
>>153832040His dad's name is Brady, that's what happens when you're not a bastard, you're recognized as the son of your father.
>>153832047I was trying to find out info on him and his fucking history is hilarious. >On August 2, Johnson suffered a fractured fibula after colliding with teammate Maxx Crosby during a practice at Allegiant Stadium; he began the season on injured reserve as a result.
Tua deez nuts in yo mouf
>>153832035robert kraft was there?
>>153832025>>153832037Lmfao /sp/ has always been one of the most normie boards dumbass if you think having a 2+ year relationship is unfathomable you're telling on yourself. I also wasn't the one who asked the question about a girl cumming during sex
>>153832076Fuck if I know
how many of these next season?
>>153832028KWAMB
>>153832088No I think you're a sad little brownoid posting weird blogpost fantasies in the mahomie cryposting general.>/sp/ normieKEK
>>153832091Untouched 3, forced 2
>>153832091>too busy trying to be slick and cool rather than just CARRYING THE FUCKING BALL FOR A TOUCHDOWNhad to start your celebration early eh?
>>153832102>brownoid You've never been to New Zealand. South island is a largely white population descendants from Scottish, English and French fucking dumbass
>>153832091>that one cheerleader actually watching the gamekek
>>153832116No one asked or cares. This is exactly what I was getting at in my last post. You've done this shit for years and no one wants to hear it.
>>153832116>bites his nails>smokes cigarettesYou sure like having things in your mouth. FAGGOT.
>>153832121She'll figure it out eventually if she stares at it enough. One day it will make sense.
>>153832129Fucking boo hoo faggot 90% of my posts itt are on topic and you're crying. Genuinely fuck off to plebbit it's clearly more your speed
>>153832129Just ignore him, it's funnier when he makes like 20-30 post begging for attention and no one responds.
>>153832148You guys don't do that to me too, right? Right?
>>153832143>my blogpost pretending like i had sex and openly daydreaming about how she cried from my tiny penis is very important to the thread!>>153832148I think him getting madder and madder about nothing is quite amusing. He's unironically crying right above you already.
>Highlight] Bills center Connor McGovern brought out pizza for reporters after signing his 4-year, $52M extensionIs this based?
>>153832153I always respond to your posts if I'm online :)
>>153832143Who gives a fuck about on topic? No one wants to hear your weirdo brown fantasies. What kind of janny faggot brings up "on topic" like it is important in any way?
>>153832158>someone asks a question >reply>NOOOOOOO STOP THAT IT'S OFF TOPIC Fucking kek why didn't you reply to the guy who asked the question giving him shit? Fucking retarded mongrel. You're a brown ape who can't talk ball or have a relationship. What an embarrassing bitch
Why is this thread full of incel racefags lel
>>153832166He's trying to appeal to the mods because he's permabanned and they delete all his posts if they notice him
>>153832174its been pretty bad lately
>>153832173Damn you're really mad about being mocked on this one kek
>>153832197This was a great 'za even though it looked like shit. I love my cheap dommies
new >>153832203
>the Vaxx is safe and effective you guys
>>153828719He’s never going to play again
