bust edition
Ryback's off topic posting keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek
Bust in this bussy
Did you get your kid one yet, anons?
I thought New Zealanders were chill.
has the lions' window closed?
>>153832213>>153832181Ah now his spergout today makes sense.
>mutthomo unironically went 6-8 during the 2025 season KWAMFB
They took me off of dilation, thought you cunts would enjoy that. Is Bradley Chubb good?
is this accurate?
>>153832224Never opened I'm afraid.
When was the last time a gigabust re-signed with the team that drafted them?
>>153832224hutch by himself is better than like 20 of the defenses in the NFL 2bh
>>153832220i like the design. why is it only for girls? I'd buy one if they had adult sizes
>>153832222The only thing that chills me out is Ravens/Wions/Broncos success especially when retarded cazzie mutts said Bo Nix sucked keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek still waiting for the apology (cazzies never say they're wrong thobeit)
>>153832231Was* good.Retards unironically hired him after he moved in slow motion all last season.I swear the Bills want to fail.
>>153832237Jets just traded for Geno
>>153832237i mean we just traded for geno smith
>>153832249geno wasn't a bust
>>153832241Pretty much all Chubb, Tyreek, and Tua jerseys and shirts are on sale on the phins fanatics store kek go get you some sequins
>>153832224Smashed & slammed
>>153832224>kirby joseph has knee issuesIronic...
>>153832249How is he a bustHe’s a second rounder
>>153832249>>153832250I mean re-signed a second contract immediately after their rookie deal expired.Bear in mind also that Geno Smith was a below average starter who lost his job in a QB controversy whereas Evan Neal went from a potential No. 1-overall pick to literally unplayable
>>153832231RIP nigga, I know that you posted racist shit for years, made me laugh too.
>>153832234Packers Bears is so dumb since Chicago hasnt been relevant since 1986
>>153832234>giants/9ersOh, yeah, I sure tune in every time those two play each other.
>>153832237>>153832260Daniel Jones
>>153832261Not dead yet nigger.
>>153832234I don’t care about any of these
>>153832276If you don't manually dialate your hole it will get infected and you will die though.
>>153832276heh you motherfucker
>>153832234Fucking what? No. who cares about any of these teams?
my bearsies :)We’re doing big things.
I'm doing heroin rn
>>153832286Cardinals_reporters_grade_Monti_Ossenfort_latest_draft_class.webm
>>153832263They have been to the same number of owls this millennia anon
>>153832304Never tried it. You tooting or needle?
>>153832234>mostly boomer shit>no battle for OhioShit list
>>153832304Travis....
>>153832286>I'm gonna need another take.
>>153832307Chicago is irrelevant
>>153832286did she actually sit on his face or is it a camera trick
reminder: the patriots are Hashem's chosen team
>>153832323
>>153832224Imagine if they had drafted Christian Gonzalez (or traded up for Jalen Carter) and Achane instead of Gibbs and Hendon Hooker.
>>153832324it's real, but a stunt double was used
>>153832331Achane was not on offer.
>>153832323>Viqueers
>>153832234>ravens steelersyeah>packers bearsno>cowboys commanderslol no>niners giantsGo to bed gramps>pats coltsGo to bed millennial gramps
>>153832266Giants/49ers was an amazing rivalry in the 80s into the 90s to the point that it was considered embarrassing to ownership that 49ers fans raided MetLife Stadium last year.Still doesn't hold a candle to Giants/Eagles which is one of the few NFL rivalries that features college-tier levels of hatred. Most impressive fan performance I've seen in some time was Saquon's return to MetLife where he got booed every time he touched the football
I wish I was dying
I wish I was bussy
>>153832203Why the fuck did my Clitties give Daniel Jones 88 million and two years when they have that black stud ready to go? Are they fucking stupid?
>>153832323Just realized I need to update this. What should I add for 2026?
I wish I was Ryback (with hair)
>>153832339>Gary Bears
>>153832351Travis after his divorce...
>>153832351That is just it anon! Every single second you sit there reading this post brought you one second closer to your eventual death!By reading this post I have slowly killed you further!You're welcome!
>>153832234No
>>153832334Yes he was
I wish I was Godzilla.
>>153832361fishing trophy shop trophy for top somalian fraud of the year or something
>>153832371Who doesn't?
we have conquered cricket and soon we will conquer football
>>153832370I thought you were talking about in FA I cannot read words. Sorry. Too many people were talking about "Getting Achane" like it was an option. No one could (or should) put out the first rounders required to get him.
Let’s enjoy some Chicago excellence
>>153832385these motherfuckers look like they redeem maaaaaad gift cards son
Fuck now I want to be godzilla
redeem this bussy
>>153832375I was thinking, to keep the QB theme, doing some incense or a little buddha or something. Or maybe Herman Cain.
Yeah. They're seething hard tonight. kek.
My dog looks at you like this wwyd?
What team does godzilla root for?
>>153832404>Or maybe Herman Cain.pfffffft this.
>>153832408secretly start snipping some of that long hair with scissors when you arnt looking
>>153832412Phins because he lives in the water? Hmm.Kinda weird there are no lizard teams in the nfl.
>>153832407Sad really
is he right?
>>153832422I sold my computer
>>153832430Plebbitors deserve to be raped and beheaded
>>153832436t. ratbird
what is it?
Is Bahamas a falcons fan now?
reddit is based
I once sawed Herman Cain eating thos beans in a theater. I alerted the audience very loudly with racial epithets
>>153832408Cheers lil nigga
>>153832457>>153832458kek timingnah that nigga died.
Kangz to da owl cap it
>>153832464this is why ram is 5 million usd a gb
>>153832464No way... is this a real image??
>>153832471He should be playing baseball
>>153832471Get this little goblin away from the vikings this instant
>>153832482Kathy Lee drove this man to suicide kek
>>153832471Should at least be a fun season yelling n bombs all Winter.
>>153832416Sold. Though I'll stay open to other suggestions.
I have always hated Canadians worse than niggers
>>153832471Their future child
>>153832491This is the kind of well crafted creative works I come to this decentralized backgammon culture webring forWell done anon.
>>153832496I bet it grips the shit out of him.
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 'ynthia don't post your tight little body in a cat costume no please I don't want to masturbate to th-ACK!!
>>153832492Me too
>>153832504If the dictionary needed a insert picture for "Butterface", this fucking bitch would be it.
>>153832500Cheers. I'm not the best at these kind of things but I do miss the days when people actually made OC, instead of the lazy slop that gets posted all the time now.
>>153832512This is why you can't have women in sports "news" and "media" these hoes already have inflated senses of self worth and then you give them titles like journalist and they think they know something.>this applies to men as well but most men are easy to egobreak.
>>153832512But enough about your mother
>>153832518>REEEEEE DON'T MAKE FUN OF MUHHH KWWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEN!kek. kys faggot.
>>153832518based>>153832521cringe
>>1538325169 million times this.I will take a shitty gimp/photoshop/mspaint image over some aislop anyfuckingday. The sloppier the better. It has a real charm to it.Hell a funny crop gets me pretty good sometimes.
>>153832521Someone get this hothead outta here
>>153832512Fucking coward say that in my island nation I'd literally rape you
>>153832521
Imagine hating canadians jk they are all worthless cunts.
>>153832523those days are over
>>153832535NOOOOO ITS NOT TRUUUUUUUU
>>153832534SAAR PLS THEY ARE AMERICAAN
Would be funny if that dumb cunt cynthia got fired, but we all know she's been blowing NFL execs for a decade now, so she has swallo- i mean secured her position.
>>153832541Post that on 'ynthia account faggot
is dude just posting to himself now?
>>153832531I would love to just walk up to her and start licking her armpits
>>153832551>90 lbs of make up>busted (((nose)))>needs every sort of weight-shifting trick the media has up their sleeves (literally)Nah. You all can keep your slag whore. I'll stick to my NHL broadcast classy women.
>>153832551she should have done this sockless if she was going to try to pander to 'others'.
1738I'm like hey whats up anon hello
I just know my team is gonna have a nice draft
Seen yo goofy ass soon as you started posin in the threadI just wanna chill, got a mahomie for us to troll
>erik decosta regrets backing out of the tradeThen simply trade for Maxx again, 2 firsts for Maxx
>>153832573and then what?
I have no faith 2027 will be a good QB class because Dylan Raiola and DJ Lagway haven't panned out like I hoped they would.
Married to the jannies, introduced her to my postsShowed her how to ban it, now she doin it for free
>>153832570
Is it dawning on Ravens fans yet that Harbaugh wasn't the problem?
>TIL Eric DeCosta went to ColbyMules are sterile lel
IT'S UP! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCBfP6VMxSo
>>153832610bro you're funny once in awhile but buy a fuckin adat least you're not dov
>>153832504I honestly don't find her attractive at all. Then again, I just finished watching some 80 year old get completely destroyed and pissed on by 12 dudes, so maybe my brain is just fried.
>>153832615Bet she was a giver though.
>>153832607Not the faggiest QB entrance I have seen...
Fun time to be a sportswriter or sports radio show host in ATLANTA, GEORGIA, As for Pearce (age 22), he fell way too hard for a 24 year old WNBA player for the Los Angeles Sparks who says he told her he would give her "up to $75,000" to visit with him and "$200,000 to remain in a relationship with him" in the hours leading up to the Feb. 7 incident he face 5 felony charges for lol (including felony aggravated battery of a law enforcement officer). She said he slept in his car outside her then stand in front of her home. He must have thought he was being all romantic not letting his true love get awayShe's born & raised Detroit went to college in Starkville Mississippi then Knoxville. Then she went #4 overall to Los Angeles. She just finished her 2nd season with them (3rd season starts in May and goes to Sept). Both seasons she was a starter avg 14 points, 4 rebounds, half her field goals made, 1/3 of her three made, and 80% of her free throws) He's born & raised Charlotte went to college in Knoxville and went #26 overall to Atlanta. He just finished his first season with them (double digit sacks)The court granted her initial request for protection:Pearce is under order not to have contact with Jackson or come within 500 feet of her home or place of employment or 100 feet from her vehicle.The permanent injunction hearing is set for April 21.
>>153832623Was the pussy that good?
>>153832620KEKcaleb's hand is trying not to grab penises as he walks though
>>153832623Tua is going to go scorched earth on the NFL a few seasons before Penix is ready to take over full time and Tua is traded to the Vikings for a big haul
>>153832634GODleb can grab any dick he wants. You don't like it, then don't show up to Soldier Field.
>>153832607>>153832620>>153832634Analyzing fashion and mannerisms of other men to decide if they're gay or not is one of the gayest things you can do t.bh
>>153832640kek if Tua is ALIVE at the end of his 2 years left being paid by Miami he'll be lucky to be able to walk and talk.
>>153832642Nah, you're a gay faggot. You dumb faggot. kek
>>153832642or we could just laugh at the zesty niggers?
>HEH IF YOU THINK DENNIS RODMAN LOOKS LIKE A FAGGOT WITH HIS PINK HAIR IT IS YOU THAT ARE THE FAGGOTthis anon thought he was pretty smart kek
>>153832658how do I (male) achieve this body type?
>>153832658Trying to make up for your awful posting with this won't help. She should watch out for sunburns though.
>>153832658GODleb wouldn't touch this skank
>>153832570We’re not going back.
Guys pretend like the Phins are going to do well this next year and talk positively about the miami packers for a moment please. Just lie to me thanks. I know they've already made some simple mistakes that were not remotely needed but just lie ok?Much appreciated.
>>153832658She's be hotter with a big juicy cock and huge hairless balls.
Both Lamar Jackson and Josh Allen will finish their career ringless.
>>153832704This but joeybaumsworld too.
>>153832704Josh has the only ring that matters in life though...
>>153832703DAD!?!?!
>>153832704Josh Allen will go to the Phins as a backup the year the phins make their Owl run on a pity deal to save his soul from his succubus wife.
>>153832710A HIV+ bull?
>>153832720I said Josh, not Patrick.
Which team is pic related?
>>153832707I mean yeah but everyone already knew he was on the Andrew Luck trajectory
>>153832735the qbs of the bills and the chiefsmost of the nfl when it comes to the bullshit these teams get away with on their fans
now lets see sam darnolds entrance
So based off thatsgoodsports video there baltimore is full of fucking shit kek
Every hotel room got the Josh Allen chair.
>>153832703Me on the left
>>153832371same
>>153832764Buy an ad
gayders: please Eric...the picks...I already told them about the picks...pleaseEric DeCosta: No lol *click*
>>153832794I'm broke unlike that greasy bitch. funny enough I'm the one who posted >>153832613but I wanted to know about it since everyone is acting like the ravens were fine in this.
>>153832798I'm not going to watch it, but what does it say and why should I believe some random youtuber?
>>153832800You've posted this like 7 times and no one cares, dov
>>153832803It isn't what he says he's a fuckin idiot it is playing the clips of everyone talking about it, the tweets, and then covering how the ravens have done this exact shit more than once before.
>>153832663ss+gomad
>>153832795>chorgerskekleloh no
>>153832815while the seahawks won the superb owl
>>153832631HehI went crazy on 3 of my ex's - all 3 times it's like my head is spinning the whole time and I'm on something that makes you trip out like a crazy person. With all 3 it was they were head of heels with me then wham got with a better catch and acted like I didn't exist. Mega-ghostingOf the 3:First one I scared the hell out of and moreSecond one I was able to keep it to myself, after she ghosted me I just let it all go. Don't get me wrong I tripped out for several weeks I was just fortunately to keep it to myself. >>153832631Third one was ok you can text me but I'm going to rub it in your face how hot my new bf is. So with her it was just nasty texts even though I was tripping for two weeksBut that first one I tripped out on, she was telling people I was calling her and hanging up and going by her place and throwing rocks at her windows. None of that ever happened but that's how scared she was of me. I did do some scary stuff; mentioned cutting her new bfs brake cable as a joke, sent her a stalker card with the cut up letters as a joke, long crazy emails, letters and poems like a crazy person, high strung and weird, tripping, everytime she met up with me to be nice, etc. But yeah once she got serious with her bf I got completely ghosted like I didn't exist and after that she just got a few long crazy letters and that was it
RIP the Exciting Whites
>baltipoor
>>153832847F
>>153832835eh?did you @ me on accident?
One does not simply stop Drake Maye
>>153832890I just thought you had a cute ass *gives it a good snap with the locker room towel"
>>153832893Who?
>>153832893Uh anon I know you just woke up from your coma but don't look at the owl final score
>>153832893He was destroyed by the DARK SIDE
Sam I like!
Aaron Rodgers is still being a diva it sounds like.
kek no one would even play pretend for me :(
Has it been enough time for everyone to stop hating Mahomes and the chiefs? I know no one hates Brady anyone but he's been retired forever. Plus Mahomes is leagues ahead of him as we speak with only a quarter the talent.
>>153832942dude he's over 30 its joever for mahomies
>>153832928Rodgers running away from Crosby and Hendrickson at the same time would have been great tv.
>>153832942I still hate Brady
>>153832977I don't take much issue with brady beyond he's a bit of a creeper with his kid, bill, the patriots and northerners? Fucking hate them. But Brady? eh. He's retarded.
>>153832898thank you for noticing
>>153832942Brady wasn't a flag baiting ref baby with a holding o line
>>153832989Kiss
>>153832998He/They did cheat though, or rather they used loopholes within the rulebook to their advantage, loopholes that were subsequently closed after they used them.
>>153832942I don't think I'll ever turn around on MahomesI did flip my opinion on Brady but that's because I thought he was a Belichick baby and instead he proved without a shadow of a doubt it was the other way around. Not sure how Mahomes could do that unless he suited up against the refs and the NFL execs trying to force him as the face of the league
>>153832998Yeah he was newfag
>>153833019>Belichick baby and instead he proved without a shadow of a doubt it was the other way aroundI don't get how people are this dumbBrady hasn't won a SB without a Top 10 D. Belichick and Bowles gave them to himGiants also won twice SB with top 1o Belichicks Ds1/3 of the SB era has had top 10 Belichick DsBrady sucks ass becauses he's a baby that can't win without a Top ten D and hes had more than anyone in history Belichick sucked when he had shitty QBs just like Brady would suck if he had shitty DsBelichick had won Owks with shitty QBs. Simms is as good as Brady but he won the other with Hostetler who is not a top 10 QBSo Brady had has never won an Owl without a Top 10 D but Belichick had won an Owl without a Top 10 QBAll of this is common sense to anyone with a functioning brain
NFL dispenses Myles Garrett to protect the Strait of Hormuz
>>153833033Mahomes would not last 2 seasons back then
>>153833081He'd die against the steelers or ravens in the mid 00s
>>153833081you legitimately can't explain to these motherfuckers that even the 90s football is a different fucking league from the 00s from the 2010s from the 2020s.
>>153833081I miss real football, I want to see LBs laying the hammer down again.
we are so fucking back
>>153833081just gonna neglect the fact that protecting the golden goose Brady is the reason the league is the way it is today huh
>>153833124oh no... there is another one
>>153833104It's too dangerous! CTE is real and it is killing thousands of young men!
>linderbaum deal technically still hasnt been finalized what kike shit is coming down the pipes next man
>>153833143It's one of the worst deals we've seen in the past few years, look at how much he's getting paid compared to the rest of the centers out there.
Finally something good on my youtube timeline. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKHmIMj5748
You know remember Mike Tomlin exists
>153833220mental illness
>>153833251If you want to quote a post you just have to click the post number little guy, since you seem new here I'll help out!But really, go ahead and post a list of the top 5 centers and their yearly salary, we will wait.
>153833282melty illness
>>153833220just gayder things lolthey had to give him the center equivalent of the deshuan watson deal to come to their shit team
>>153833291hes been having a melty for days lol
I'M HAVING A RAVENS INDUCED MELTY
You are mentally ill.
>raiders and ravens pissing everyone off despite the tradewut
>>153833633
>the substation is offlineOH NO NO NO NO NO
>>153834593gay
>bucs
>>153834685you don't have to state your sexuality here
>>153834726at least I have sex :-)
you just know drake maye will have a terrible season that nibba been TAPED to death
>>153834750since you talk like a fag I think his season is gonna be the opposite of what you say
>>153834750you're just jelly he gets to fuck ann michael
Sportsball!
HE'S FUCKING BACK
>>153832847They can still draft Thieneman and keep it alive
>>153834750You WILL watch Drake Maye win the MVP and the Superbowl from the bombed out husk of Dubai and you WILL enjoy it
>>153832253>>153832258He was drafted to be the starter and he was only like 6 picks into the 2nd round. It's not like he was drafted late and rode pine for years before getting a shot.
KWAB
>>153834797Michael is right
If I were an NFL gm I'd tank all of this year and trade as many assets as I can for draft picks next year, generation talent available
>>153832250I still cannot contain my sides over this
>>153832348As a Giants fan I hate Dallas more.
browns cut njoku and like half of their o line
>>153834821that dream team stockton jersey is based as hell
>>153832224Barnes is the SAM so its make me question what he actually knows. If anything we needed to get younger, quicker, and less injured on D so I’m all for it.
>>153835127racism they are setting shadier up for failure
>black coaches>black qbs>blacks
>>153835299why watch something that's majority black if you hate black people?
>>153835304They have the cuckold gene. It turns them on. Same reason they all actively encourage their wives, sisters, and daughters to fornicate with them. They can't help it.
>>153835304Who said he hates them? They are just piss poor at the intelligence thing. They make excellent athletes....like thoroughbreds or greyhounds.....
>>153835299Imagine not only the draft position but also the Rooney comp picks you will have next year Jetsbro!
all they had to do was not have a bottom 3 defense again and they would make the playoffs, assuming burrow stays healthy. They couldn't even do that. I hate mike brown, duke tobin and zac taylor so fucking much. why do I continue to watch this shit ass team?
>>153833133Fran Tarkenshit retired ringless
This is your average /nfl/ poster. This is the highest level of discourse one can achieve here.
There are literal NEETs here who judge other actual successful people as if they're better than them.
>>153835366nice try, but everyone knows mahomes stats all have asterisks
>>153835062>*drafts all the busts*
>>153835379...and other things I tell myself to keep my fragile mind from completely collapsing due to CHADtrick's greatness.
>chadtrickAka the Guy/dog/tom brady fucking Mahomes wife while he watches
>>153835366I say this
>Mahomes haters are mind broken ESLs
>KC education Oh no
>>153833251I'm not that anon but what's your problem with that post? It's true, look at the deal. He's going to get 50% more than the previous highest paid center. Jumps like that never happen, at any position.
>>153835304Racefags are mentally ill
Please, remember him.
>>153835443Not one single person that posts on /sp/ will be missed when they die
>>153835443He was probably a piece of shit. Good riddance.
>BREAKINGA real ass nigga just stepped into the kitchen, the whole league has been put on notice!
>>153835443>I'm going to miss youYou're dead, you don't exist anymore, how the fuck are you going to miss somebody? Why is this website filled with so many retards?
>>153832237>re-singing
>>153835443>I'm going to miss you gu-AHHHHHHHHHHHH IT BURNS!
>anon won the argument about mahomes' stats* with via insulting all of KC's educational systemWow
>>153835443It never ceases to amaze me how some of the most bitter, miserable, spiteful, and hateful pieces of shit on the internet will turn around and try to act wholesome and fish for sympathy. The world is a better place with all of us gone, fuck off with this annoying fake shit.
>>153835443>>153835470How many times do you think this anon has been raped in hell so far? I'm guessing at least 1 million.
>>153835480Tsmt that cancer patient probably said the n word
>>153835443Does he really think he's going anywhere but hell?
Nashville Titties new uniforms are going to be so fucking AIDSwhat is wrong with the AFCS
>>153835491Flat earthers are based and globetards will never stop taking the bait
>>153835443kekthis one got an entire trooncord brigade bubblin'
>>153835443Lmao what a dead bitch
>>153835443The coroner probably defiled his body desu
>>153835524Nobody actually believes the earth is flat. It’s a joke that autists take too seriously and try to “debunk”.
The earth is actually flat
>>153835544>they're just le ebin trolls xD xDKys
>>153835565You first globetard
>>153835562What happens when you get to the edge?
Is the moon also flat? Is the sun also flat?
>>153835562careful with this esoteric knowledge around globetards like >>153835565
>>153835583Yes
>>153835617You are the worst poster here. At least the other anons are kind of funny.
I need to chill out. What the fuck is wrong with me?
The best part of watching my team win is getting some post-game bussy afterwards
Yea that's enough off-season posting for this month, see you all at the draft.
>>153832942Brady came back from 25 points down in the Superbowl throwing to undrafted white manlets and no Gronk.
>>153833081Damn near every single "dynamic dual threat" QB would get absolutely blasted. Lamar Jackson would be dead after 4 games. The only reason these bums can confidently run around the field and scramble for 45 seconds is because defensive players can't hit them>high>low>too hard>from the blindside>whip them around too hard>land on them>hit them within 5 yards of the sideline>hit them .00001 seconds after they begin a slide>hit them .00001 seconds after they throw the ballAll of these protections are why I don't think QBs should be able to pump fake or run past the LoS. Defensive players are absolutely terrified to engage with them, because they have to assume they're going to slide, throw the ball, or run out of bounds. And they know that simply mistiming a tackle could result in them getting penalized, ejected, fined, or suspended. You shouldn't be able to pump fake solely because throwing the ball is a "protected" move. It tells the defensive player to stop pursuing you, because it's against the rules to hit you. In my eyes it's no different than faking a slide. It's not a juke or a misdirection, because simply making a cut move to avoid someone does not run with the implication that the defender is supposed to stop playing the game entirely. The only reason why every QB HAS to be an "le epic dynamic dual threat!" is because of these horseshit rules.
TODAYIS GONNA BE THE DAY
>>153835617Kek I literally go to Church parking lots on Sundays and repeatedly scream this through a megaphone. I'm such a SillyBilly.
>>153835725Refs actually don't protect certain QBs. For example Hurts is a "dual threat" or whatever but never draws any RTP or unnecessary roughness calls.
>>153835725Oilers are still never coming back btw
Feel like pure shit just want him back x
>big play Trey resignedNever a doubt
>>153832224We will look back on the Dan Campbell Lions the same way we look back at the Rex Ryan Jets.
>>153832257this
>>153832234Who the fuck gives a shit about Cowboys/Redskins in 2026?
>>153835821>Never a doubtHe never seemed like a quitter to me.
>>153835821This was such a good game. Mariota is a fun player to watch desu
>>153835997If it was still the Redskins as the Redskins in their prime, like in the late 80s/early 90s, then it might make sense. The Eagles and Cowboys are clearly the bigger rivalry now, and the league agrees. They put them as the opening game last year.
>>153835443>2013Dude left right before /sp/ went to shit. Mods would ban you and delete your thread if you made a post like that today
>Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone, you guys
>>153834797She's a perfect 4.75/5, the exact type you want to marry. She will give you as many children as you desire, and will be a good mom. >>153835393A lot of girls have shapes like that these days. It's a weird phenomenon. Most likely something to do with the mother's diet and or the amount of drugs/SSRI's they were on before conception, or even during, fucking up the development in the womb. I'm sure it's being studied somewhere, because it's quite noticeable in the wild.
>Bengals extend LT Orlando Brown Jr. for another 2 years>Last year he ranked 66th out of 68 tackles in pass block win rateI swear, I think the Brown family hates Burrow and is actively trying to get him killed or force his retirement.
Um flyover bros, our response?
>>153832203JJ will be vindicated. He'll be like Baker. Never a top 5 in the league, but somewhere in the 10-15 range.
humiliation ritual
>>153832314The Browns cannot be in a rivalry with anyone. They're perennially shit. Also, as a Browns fan, I have never hated the Bengals. Ravens and Steelers? Absolutely. Bengals are my bros.
>>153835730are queenz fans actually hyped about this?
>>153836474nta. I'm a Bengals fan and yeah, if the Bengals aren't winning it, I'll pull 100% for the Browns. The entire state is a factory of sadness and eternal suffering for football and really all pro sports (at least the past 36 years). The media manufactured a rivalry between the Bengals and Browns over one incident from 1989. Only thing about the Browns I hate is Jim Brown because he's the most overrated NFL player in history.
>I’m totally not cheating on my wife who is somehow taller than me, you guys
>>153836508<3
>>153836421I’m too pasty to be living where it’s sunny all the time. I thrive in Nordic/northern England/Irish climates.
>>153836253You're retarded lol
>>153836421>flyoverNot really the right distinction. There's nice weather in some flyover places and plenty of shitty weather in non-flyovers like the northeast.
>>153836485Minnesota just needs average QB play to be a playoff team. JJ was historically bad last year and they still finished 9-8.
>>153836513they have the skin of people who spend way too much time in tanning beds.
i am very hyped for next season frens :D much more than last year
>>153836455>humiliation ritualGreat buzzword to filter out retards
>>153836640sure, one-and-done counts as a playoff team, I guess
>>153836508You’ve had the Cavs and Stipe Miocic. Otherwise it’s been pretty bleak. Outside of Lebron, the pinnacle of Ohio pro sports has been the 2021 Bengals.
>>153836485no but i'd rather have murray/wentz duo. wildcard possibility. too bad jefferson is leaving then :(
Seems likely he's going to retire after this year or next. It's a real shame, he's a great dude and an all-pro level player that just can't stay healthy.
>>153836485No.
>>153836665>Stipe MiocicFightingslop isn't a sport
Just need an RB and a WR and we're set9ies release Aiyuk already
I actually could see Kyler doing well in mini soda, but it probably is more likely to be a disaster kek
>>153836513For some reason, I thought Eric DeCosta was a tanned guy with black hair and a beard. I guess I never actually looked up his appearance and made it up in my head.
>>153836679Lmao >your roster is ass. It's really a shame they're wasting Daniels' rookie contract (and the rest of his career) with this shit.
>>153836640They also need a head coach capable of preparing the team for playoff games.
>>153836691A day later and you're still scared of the Skins
>>153836485He’s way better than GayGay McShartfuck so IDK
NEW RAVENS LOGO JUST DROPPED
>>153836665>CavsThey won 1 title. That's 1 pro sports title for an entire state that now has 7 pro teams.>Stipe MiocicThe HW division has been shit forever in the UFC. I'm talking about the main pro team sports anyway, not single individuals that were born in the state.
>>153836726>buy a car>guy charges you as much as a new Maserati would cost>go to pick up your car>it’s a beaten-up 2004 Honda Civic>back out>OY VEY! YOU CAN’T DO THAT, GOY! A DEAL’S A DEAL!
>>15383679010 shekels have been deposited to your account
I don't know how Kyler is going to work with our offense but I am excited.
>>153832942No. Mahomes must suffer constant humiliation for the remainder of his career to offset the bullshit the league tried to pull. They nearly ruined football just to meme the Swiftie team to a fraudulent threepeat. If he goes the rest of his career without ever making the playoffs again I will still consider that inadequate punishment.
2026 Division Predictions AFC EAST 1. Bills 2. Patriots 3. Jets 4. Dolphins AFC NORTH 1. Ravens 2. Bengals 3. Steelers 4. Browns AFC SOUTH 1. Texans 2. Jaguars 3. Colts 4. Titans AFC WEST 1. Chiefs 2. Broncos 3. Chargers 4. Raiders NFC EAST 1. Eagles 2. Cowboys 3. Redskins 4. Giants NFC NORTH1. Packers 2. Bears 3. Lions 4. Vikings NFC SOUTH 1. Buccaneers 2. Panthers 3. Falcons 4. Saints NFC SOUTH 1. Rams 2. Niners 3. Seahawks 4. Cardinals Thots?
>>153836959>NFC EAST>1. EaglesGiggles have been hemorrhaging talent and already had a mid defense. They're coming 3rd
>>153835725Reminder that Steve Young actually pulled off the dual threat qb thing under these conditions. And then got concussed to death anyway because some retarded RB missed a block
>>153836953Finally, someone says it clearly
>>153836959>AFC EAST>1. Bills
>>153835784
>>153836203
>>153836989Who else you got?
>>1538370204 way tie for last place somehow
>>153836726I don't get it
The Chiefs need Kenyon Sadiq
>>153836975>hemorrhaging talentNot really. They lost a couple good players but not anything they haven't had to deal with before.
>>153836959>seattle>southtard
The Ravens should be forced to compensate the Raiders with a fourth-round pick for breach of contract.
>>153836975>already had a mid defenselmao you're insane. They had a top 5 defense last season, with a reasonable argument at 1 or 2.
>>153837080If this were a thing, teams would be more careful about player trades.
>>153836679>Commanderfags think Aiyuk will actually show up and contribute anythingNiggers, Aiyuk quit on the Niners AFTER they gave him the contract he asked for, forfeited tens of millions in guarantees because he wouldn't even show up for rehab, refused multiple trade offers to actual good teams because....fuck, I don't even know why, and basically turned into a pumpkin as soon as he got guaranteed money. The last time he was actually useful was like three years ago and since he didn't rehab properly his knee is still going to be completely fucked.The $100+ million the Niners gave him earned them 0 seconds of loyalty and no effort whatsoever, how fucking hard do you think he's going to try on a vet min deal when he's got one functional leg? This is the Deebo deal all over again except this guy's dumber, lazier and even more physically broken. Lol, enjoy the sloppy seconds you dumb fucks. Don't say we didn't warn you
>AFCEgaytriotsblelslolphinsJest>AFCNStoolers (with kirk cousins at QB)GayvensBunglesBrowsn>AFCWRaidersDonkeys Chorgers Queefs>AFCSJasgdoltstittiestoxins>NFCEDeadskinsIgglesCowgirlsGnats>NFCNPuckers BurrsLionsViqueens>NFCWus12sshams 49IRsTards>NFCSPantsFailconsBuscAints
>>153837080>breach of contractbreach of what contract?
>>153837110>>NFCS>Pants>Failcons>Busc>Aints
>>153837080Dumb retard
I went to Toronto last week, the amount of pajeets in Canada is unreal. There’s no way it’s only 10% of the population…
Deion Sanders. Which NFL team is the first you associate with him? (Genuinely curious)
>>153837116You'll win 2nd despite sheer and disgusting incompetence on the field and todd bowels fucking the bucs up and the aints just crying in the corner like their fans
>>153837136The Bills should move to there
>>153837136Go ask /int/ or /pol/ or /reddit/ or something
>>153837148As much as I hate the bills I wouldn't wish canada on any nfl team. That is just cruel.
Look at me and tell me what you see
>>153837145Cowboys. Falcons a close 2nd but he's much more spiritually a Cowboy.
>>153837152this is football related, faggot.
>>153837145North Fort Myers Red Knights
>>153836959The Vikings have a meme winning season every other year. They’ll be magically good in the regular season next year. Likely they sign Kyler, he has one random good season, they extend him, he never plays well again, and their QB room continues to go the way of Ponder, Bradford, Keenum, Bridgewater, etc. They got a decent season out of all of those guys before the wheels fell off.
>>153836986
>>153837145dem boys
>>153837145Atlanta
>>153836959Worst predictions I’ve ever seen in my life kys
>>153837201Yes
>>153837145Falcons since he was drafted by them and told, the lions I think, they'd have to put him on Layaway
>>153835452>>153835470>>153835480>>153835505>>153835493>>153835527>>153835530>>153835542I think this is rude and uncalled for.
Chump is literally waging an illegal war in Iran and you retards want to talk about handegg? Unbelievable..
>>153837172Fuck off
>hey guys just checkin in to see when we're going to eastern europe
Jonathan Allen to Bengals. Two years, $28 million.
>>153837169>>153837188>>153837189>>153837211>play Madden 15>find out that you can play as a legendary player in franchise mode >Prime Time is an Option >Which teams did he play for?>germ cazzie brain immediately associates him with the 49ers >apparently he did only play there for one year Mandela effect or something
>>153837267>"wait what?"
>>153837145THE university of colorado
>>153837271Deion played with the falcons, cowgirls, 49ers, ravens, redskins, chorgers and nearly the raiders in 2002 but marty schottenheimer withheld his rights
Arch Manning confirmed as a Jet in 2027?
>>153837271Thats funny. Most people dont even remember he was a 49er. I bet people would probably remember his time as a Raven more
>>153837304kek you know the history right?It isn't happening.
>>153837067They've lost a number of starters and depth. You can't seriously expect them to keep losing players while still retaining a great defense, right?>>153837082>lmao you're insane. Whoops, I meant offense. My mistake>with a reasonable argument at 1 or 2.Lmao no. Seahawks, Texans, Broncos, and Jags were all better. I'd even put the Chargers above the Eagles.
>>153837304Who cares? He sucks
reffies you're on notice
Wow, we have some real jerks on this app
>>153837326you clearly don’t know ball, he’s going to be the next Mahomes. Shut up and let the adults speak
>>153837345>Who cares? He sucks>he’s going to be the next Mahomes.So you agree with the anon you replied to then?
>>153837309Must have been some image ingrained in my head. Sanders as a Raven feels wrong. >>153837297>Schottenheimer withheld his rights What happened?
>>153837315There are definitely a few guys they will miss, but it's not catastrophic. It's obviously bad to lose good players, but they lost good players on defense the year before and were arguably even better this past season.You might be underrating them because of box score numbers, which were hurt by the fact that they were on the field way too much because of the offense constantly going 3-and-out.
>>153837205Whats so wrong with it?
>>153837383Marty fucking hates the raiders, possibly related to the red right 88 game where Cleveland lost a playoff game to the raiders
>>153836975>>153837315>they're mid>I'd rank them no lower than 6th in the leagueWhat did he mean by this?
>>153837398You tell me
>>153837417I don't care if Monday's blue, Tuesday's grey and Wednesday too, Thursday I don't care about you, it's Friday I'm in love
>>153837326He played better later in the season. If he entered this year's draft, he would be a 1st round pick
>>153837385I don't think the defense will be bad, but it's going to take a step back. There's only so many pieces you can lose before cracks form, and Howie is clearly making cap space to pay the more important Owl winners. Alongside that offense, I just think the Eagles are due to regress>>153837398>Philly reading comprehension
>>153837398nfl sucks bro
>>153837439Fuck Arch Fagging. That nigger sucks.
>>153837454Okay, but he'd still be a top 5 pick if he entered the 2026 draft
>>153837454He is a better QB than you. and a better lover!
>>153837454Sorry he won't play for the jeets lil bro :(
>Justin Herbert>CJ Stroud>Jarrett Stidham
Still have not confirmed if the falcons drafted the original tua or one of the clones
could be this tua
maybe this tua is still in a vat somewhere
sadly probably just gonna get this tua(these images are all within the same year btw)
>>153837500>>153837513>>153837530>>153837541Stop posting this heemsissy
>>153837555sissies*That isn't the same person.
Concussion. Protocol. Two simple words, one very real nightmare for this one player.
>>153837633I gave your mother a Concussion Protocol, if you know what I mean
>>153837649Monitor on.
>Hello Baltimore Ravens
my bearsies :)
>tfw its illegal to talk about a pro athlete on a sports board during the offseason
>>153837669Who cares about this guy? Hes just another impotent noticer. A hall monitor if you will.
>>153837684he's no nine
>tfw the ravens are just going to get away with the shit they pulled no problemkek
>Commanders are signing former Bucs RB Rachaad White to a one-year deal, per his agent Sunny Shah. White now reunites with his college quarterback, Jayden Daniels.FWWWWWWWSSSSSSSSSSSSH
>>153837746What did they do?
>>153837746you know mahomo is pissed, he thought he had 1 less problem
Redpill me on Jonathan allen
>>153837851Fool. Forget about him, learn about Jared Allen instead.
>>153837109Heard rumors that it was between Jennings and Aiyuk for the Skins, Jennings is the worse player (on paper, very unlikely that Aiyuk is or will ever be the same guy he was in 2023) but he's reliable, plays hard, always willing to block, and is good at drawing an unnecessary roughness/taunting penalty since defenses fucking hate him.
>>153837843are you not up on the crosby stuff? stills and nash are fuckin livid.
>>153837687you sound nervous
>>153837851As an Eagles fan, I remember him in Washington as consistently a very good player. Not box score filler but a guy you had to worry about. I don't know what he did last year in mini soda though. Also he's like 30 now.
>>153837110>Aints lastYDKB, they're winning the South.
>>153837746It’s not like they pinky promised or anything.
>>153837109This, 'ders fans are building up to critical levels of delusion
>>153837876>between Jennings and AiyukAs a Skins fan, it might be both. Nobody sees Aiyuk as anything more than a 1 year prove it guy, and management has been pretty open that even with him, we're getting another WR.
>>153837911With what fucking QB? with what fucking defense? OL? Offensive attack? RB? exactly, go fuck yourself.
>>153837931Not that guy but I have to be honest with you. You sound like a stattyfag retard right now. Just thought you should know.
>>153837912kekIf this was the only time the ravens had done this shit it would be one thing. If it happened RIGHT AFTER they agreed it would be another thing. Nah fuck the ravens on this one kek
>>153837931Shough is unironically probably the best or 2nd best QB in the division
>>153837948Womanly opinion discarded
It's not right bros
>>153837931Shough is the best QB in the South and they would've won the division if he started instead of Rattler. The Bucs are collapsing with morale at an all time low, the Panthers are incapable of winning two games in a row (and lost to the Saints twice), and the Falcons are currently having a QB battle between a guy with no legs and a guy with no brain.
>>153837968fuck the cucs you got to win an owl with brady shut the fuck up and go to the back of the line kek
>>153837926There is no delusionWe're going 20-0
>>153837998milf football found God?where was he?
So no one in the NFL will ever want to trade with the Ravens ever again huh?
>the commanders offered a 3rd and deebo for Maxx Crosby but got told no
>>153837990Sounds like someone is a lil pissy they dont have two rings. Which dogshit NFCS team are you a fan of?
>>153837962Get da thong out yo bussy, playa
ignore this post
I think the Lions SUCK
>>153838018Get a woman you sissy fruit mary
>>153838012Deebo is a FA, he's not ours to offerTry again with McLaurin
>>153838013I'm sadly a phins fan but the point is you don't get to cry about how unfair it is when you were in an owl in the last 10 years and won it kek
>>153838046But I'm sick of your mother. Tell her to stop calling
>>153838060your mommas so fat when she sits around the house she sits AROUND the house
>>153838036Their window closed faster than a virgin’s legs on prom night.
>>153838060You wouldn't know how to talk on a phone to a woman you cringe ass zoomer fag
I still believe in Rattler
>>153838051Kys
>>153838079He passes the confetti test in your mind?
>>153838072Someone get this hot head out of here.
But who will win the Super Bowl next year?
Greenard to Eagles when???
>>153838115Rasm, unfortunately
>>153838115The refs.
I don't want Kyler Murray on my football team. There is no appealing aside from the price tag. >Doesn't fit what O'Connell wants to do>Bad for the locker room>Does not give us a chance at a superbowl this year>Does not open up options for the future>Probably won't even tank effectivelyIt's just a wasted year with an cantankerous midget at QB.
>>153838124This. They will need injuries to be supplanted from their destiny next year. Stafford retires with 2 rings and an mvp to a house full of estrogen.
>>153838129It literally doesn't matter. JJ McSharty sucks and the Vikings have never and will never win a game that matters.
>>153838129Is that little goblin still playing COD all night long?
>>153837931>With what fucking QB? Tyler Shough>with what fucking defense? The defense was actually pretty good last season, they need upgrades on the defensive line though it's still yet to be seen how effective Vernan Broughton will be. I want them to draft Reuben Bain.>OL? The offensive line is pretty nice barring injury>Offensive attack?Olave and Vele are the only receivers I can say will be effective, Juwan Johnson is a solid TE and adding Fant will allow them to be more versatile with their formations. RB?They signed Travis Etienne, Kendre Miller is pretty good when he isn't hurt, Devin Neal still has potential. I think Jeremiyah Love is looking to go pretty early in the draft because the Chiefs and Saints both signed RBs.
NFL News Reposter Bot@nflnewsreposterbot.bsky.socialTom Pelissero: Former Colts safety Rodney Thomas II is signing with the Seahawks, per source.
>>153838144I'd rather just tank with JJ
Who's tanking for the 2028 QB class?>Underwood (Michigan)>Longstreet (USC)>Russell (Alabama)>Clair (Ohio State)>Knight (Auburn)
My Jetties will shock the world and go 5-12
Are any of these guys good? I don't watch amateur football.
>>153838207Phins won't be tanking but they'll probably be drafting a qb the next 3 years.
>>153838284meant to reply to >>153838207
>>153835730Jets sign murray vikings panic trade the house for Rodgers or burrow mark my words
>>153837844Is there no chance Crosby goes somewhere else?
>>153838284It doesn't even matter anymore if a college QB is good or not, they're all basically the same. They all come from the same offensive style, all are dual threat guys, make a college career out of throwing into huge passing windows, and transfer at least 2-3 times. Teams will see their one good/great season and draft on talent alone.
>>153838317>trade for burrowBengals don't trade players. They have Burrow until he retires, or his contract is up, whichever comes first.
>>153838144Beat the lions twice last year and single handedly daggered their playoff chances the lions will never win a superbowl or meaningful game. Hows that mega contract trap workin out for you how many of your vets did you resign this week?
>>153835443what is wrong with you people jfc
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>>153838419Youre a fucking fat bitch, you know that?
Which one is the real thread
>>153838644this one first >>153838420
