>Trey Hendrickson passes physical, officially signs 4-year deal with Ravens>Tony Dungy confirms "Football Night in America" exit after 17 years>Maxx Crosby on Ravens backing out of trade: I'm 'a Raider. I'm back'>Ravens GM Eric DeCosta 'gutted' that trade for Maxx Crosby fell through>Cowboys trading DT Odighizuwa to 49ers for draft pick: Sources>Bills to sign Bradley Chubb to 3-year deal worth up to $52.5 million: Sources>Vikings expected to pursue QB Kyler Murray following his release from Cardinals>Falcons release veteran QB Kirk Cousins; could Raiders be interested?
WE'RE BACK
I just ordered mine, ladies!
my raidies {^_^}my crosbie =>_^=
Now that the dust has settled on the Crosby trade, When will Goodell annouce the sanctioning of the ravens first round pick this year?
>>153838476kek nothing is going to happen even though they've done this exact shit before
>Black Qbs
>>153838570coward
>>153838595no one actually knows
This thread was first, bump this one
lmao
>>153838670What is his lifetime nfl pay? Hopefully this is a good thing and he's just getting out before he gets broken or something? I don't know the guy by name.
>>153838659No one cares. I came here because this one was 1st but I-m heading to the other one.
>>153838694noooo don't split the threads! we must stay united!kek
>Dolphins signed Bengals former cornerback Marco Wilson to a one year deal.>Dolphins sign former Rams wide receiver Tutu Atwell to a one year deal.>Former Phin Kader Kohou on twitter after chiefs deal:
>>153838691Like $40 milHe has had effort concerns recently, I think he just doesn't want to play football
>>153838771If he was able to save even a few million at least he can live off interest basically but somehow I doubt it is the case.I can definitely understand feeling like getting out if you're getting "older" in nfl terms, aren't making massive money, and are just taking hits. He can make a podcast and coast like 90% of these niggers do now.
Malik Willis officially is a dolphin so now I can shit talk him being the starter and say put in the backup just like I did about tua and how willis is a waste of money and fuck you beavis and butthead instead of fuck you grier>same as it ever was
>>153838670substation gets another one
>>153838670>>153838771>>153838783Good for him. He was able to make millions despite not being drafted. He said he's going to start a company. Best of luck to him
>>153838771He knows trannyhan will never win the owl.
>>153838917>He said he's going to start a company.Nice>>153838834kek
>[Atkins] Trent McDuffie said one Rams player called him screaming at the top of his lungs when the trade went through: Puka Nacua.Imagine being traded to a team, and out of nowhere some retarded racist you have to play with calls you to scream in your ear
why does God allow threadsplitters to exist?
do not believe their lies
KYLER MURRAY HAS LEFT TCO WITHOUT SIGNING>KYLER MURRAY HAS LEFT TCO WITHOUT SIGNING HOLY KEK>HOLY KEKKWAB KANGZ >KWAB KANGZ
>>153839072
Ryback wouldn't threadsplit. He'd be a good tank commander.
Should the Texans play CJ Stroud his 4th year or just pay Kyler Murray a Malik Willis deal instead? If Stroud was at Trent Dilfer's level the Texans could have won the Superbowl. They would have at minimum gotten there easily enough and with their defense they would have had a shot at winning it.I think it'd be a marked improvement if they signed Murray to a 3 year, $65m deal. Not that he's great, but at that price point he'll undoubtedly give you more than CJ Stroud.
>>153839430That is the situation where a malik willis deal makes sense. Not when you're the phins and you're eating 100m of tua cap still.
My Raidies are winning the 'owl
>>153839491you sure about that?
>>153839072Bad fit for KOC’s offense
>>153839506Simon ese
Laugh at the vikangs
>>153839491...in your schizophrenic delusions
>>153839072[Pelissero] Former Cardinals Pro Bowl QB Kyler Murray has signed a 1-year deal with the Minnesota Vikings. Minnesota moved quickly after Murray’s release from Arizona, and now will have the former No. 1 overall pick compete with JJ McCarthy to start.????
KWAB LMAOOOOOOOOO
>>153839563
>>153839579>>153839581oh no no no no
ninebros...
>>153839611The North is ours
>vikings replaced a bust with a bustLol
>>153839650This is why they've never won a Super Bowl
>>153839650wait who is that in the back of the vikings office!? NOOOO!
>>153839430Toxins said they're ride or die with Stroud for this year. I think they want to see if he can produce if they finally get a RB and an oline. If not, don't extend him since his rookie contract is ending.
>>153839650WTF else were they going to do? JJ sucks fucking dick.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TgqkhPRf9KMF in the chat
if this post ends in 9 2026 will be the return of 9 and he will win the owl
>>153839758Thats a shame
>>153839758It’s over for that cringe nerd
>>1538397588 bros...
>>153839765>>[Pelissero] Kyler Murray speaking with the media now and talking about growing up a Vikings fan. Murray says something every Minnesota fan can relate to: "I cried real tears whenever Brett (Favre) threw that interception."KEK
DOST THOU DOUBTEST…. NINE??????
>>153839827more like none :(
>>153839810This nigga is from Texas and went to school in Oklahoma. How is he a Vikings fan?
>>153839859don't question the ways of the nigger, he is spiritually somalian.
>look children, a lying faggot
>>153839875why does this guy not have any lips or hair?
>>153839924God made him lost it all for being a lying faggot
>people finally waking up to what a shitty scummy slimy organization the niggermore nigvens actually are and have been for over a decadeEnjoy missing the playoffs again you cocksucking brownoid faggots
>dungy kicked to the curb after screwing over belichickhope the cancer finishes him off this time, sack of shit
>>153839946they did it in the fucking 90s as well kek
>>153839946Ravens were never going to sign him. It's 100% a petty revenge ploy against Tom Brady. Arrange a fake deal, flunk the player on a bullshit physical, send him back to the raiders as damaged good and screw over their rebuild. Baltimore should lose draft picks and eat a fine for bad faith negotiation
>>153839679>JJ sucks fucking dick.Murray is much bigger trash than JJ. Murray has much more talent in MLB than the NFL. The Vikings are poverty queers for an eternity.
>>153840210You don't know ball
>>153840222You know balls
Rashan Gary's new contract has six (6) void years kek
>>153840210McSharty was literally setting records last year for ineptitude you faggot
>>153840116>Ravens were never going to sign him. It's 100% a petty revenge ploy against Tom Brady.Goddell is trying his goddamdnest to destroy the league with Brady and others. The Ravens might be the most pettiest organization in a very long time.
>>153840222I have big balls than you.>>153840236JJ is better than Murray in passing and scrambling yards.
>>153840287Who the fuck do you think you’re arguing with
>>153840311Jamarcus is better
>>153840323No shit
omg my heckin stats though
why wont McSharty just retire? It would save everyone a bunch of time honestly
>>153840403He’s got a son to feed
>>153839946Does this look like a cocksucker to you?
>>153840400powerful
you're the most what
>>153840884beloved
>>153840903prove it
>>153840323Russell might have had the best arm strength ever. Not even trying to be funny.
Why are you posting Mahomes as a thread starter? You guys are obsessed with him holy shit. I thought maybe it was because he is currently the best player in the nfl (soon to be ever) and all but wow. Well it makes sense at least to have his photo as the subreddit logo.
>>153841311You ok? This thread has had mostly news and joking around, the other thread is full of shit. Weird how that is.
>>153841311>Queefnig chimpouttypical
>>153841377Damn he grew taller?
>>153841055Wasn’t he known to throw the fall really far from his knees? No one is denying he was physically gifted. His work ethic is what made him a bust
>>153841311You are mentally ill
>"ok so atlanta is underwater right? cool I'm a dolphin I can deal with that"
>>153841325>>153841702This is my board. You will not talk about Mahomes like that now that I'm back from my vacation on a different more literate platform. The chiefs will have their best weapons back and more good luck to your shit team next year faggot. I'm sure you could talk about your teams qb instead of trying to dickride mine.
>>153842203
Da flu
>>153842885I can't believe you posted this on my board
can someone explain why we gave a 31 year old jonathan allen so much money
>wince>sharty>murrayall these bum ass qbs are gonna die before week 4
>The Cowboys are signing FA CB Cobie Durant to a 1-year deal, per @jfowlerespnwell that wasn't too surprising, he pissed me off trying to ballhawk 24/7 but wish him the best
trent mcduffie is such a cool dude :/
>>153842885C'mon man. Don't awaken the Schizo
>>153843791At what point is this not all looked into by authorities? It's either really a curse or 100% some scheme.
my bearsies :)
>>153843856They are trying to keep a strong black qb like josh allen down obviously.
FUCK THE BEAVIS AND BUTTHEAD I WILL BREAK THEIR BACK AND MAKE THEM HUMBLE
>>153843856Every one of those losses were either huge chokes or the Bengals KWABbing the defense
guys I have bad news I have been once again picked up for a 1 year deal as QB of the phins.
>phins signed WR Malik Heath and OL Jamaree Salyer too many Maliks, it is getting to be a jaylen jalen jaelen problem
SOMEONE NEEDS TO POST THE OTHER PICTURES OF MAHOMES EATING CHOCOLATE ICECREAM......FOR SCIENCE
>>153838428trust genotrust the plan(the plan is to tank for arch)
Ryback has never played a single game of Madden in his entire life
>>153848223arch won't play for the jeets kek
MH MHHH MHMMMMM RYBACK EATING DELICIOUS CHOCOLATE ICECREAM LOVE ME THEM LOGS OF CREAM
>>153848223Arch will 100% just refuse to play for them. The Jets are a fucking cursed franchise, and I don't blame anyone for not wanting to play or coach for them.
>>153838429do people actually buy these?
>>153848234>>153848248arch will play for my jetties because peyton will be our new HC
>>153848254kek I was postin them the last couple threads because it just amuses me how fuckin many there are and how goofy they are.Like who is buying this for their daughter?Some of em would make funny gag gifts for a phins fan now that they are under 20 kek
A little more cap space for the Eagles
>>153848223Who cares? Arch sucks
>>153848267>give your daughter a fucking tyreek hill sequined jersey>be surprised when she starts dating black guys a few years later
>>153848294Fake
>>153848292>get her a tua jersey>she heems herself by running into a tree
>Trade terms: Steelers now have acquired WR Michael Pittman Jr. and a 2026 seventh-round pick (230th overall) from the Indianapolis Colts in exchange for a 2026 sixth-round pick (214th overall).That feels really low, I thought Pittman was good
>>153840448HE BLACKENS HIS EYES WITH SOOTLIKE A PROSTITUTE
>>153848313that kind of stuff always feels like there is something behind the scenes involved like they all hate that motherfucker and are glad to get rid of him.
There is literally nowhere the Jets are the most liked team over others. Wow.
gary bearies KEK
>>153848325No one in the north likes themselves. Which I mean... yeah. I can't blame them.
>>153848230That's not true I played him online but rage quit at halftime because he was up 117-0
The cute podiatrist lady said I had good strong arches :)
>>153848294From what I've read it seems like teams want to see what's happening with his legal issues before they commit to him. Patriots included.
Shouldn't my panthers have got Hendrickson instead of Phillips? He's more proven with back to back 17 sack seasons and Phillips hasn't even got 10 yet.
>>153843000hes great at generating pressure up the middle, DT is a big positional need and you'll be drafting one in the top 100 that could benefit from some mentoring
*post mocking the phins fucking up easy shit*
What did he mean by this?
>>153848378yeah probably
>>153848384
Let's introduce a third team to LA with blue and yellow as their team colours just to really create mayhem!
qrd on Bradley Chubb? I've been to drunk to pay attention
>The Buccaneers had tagged the fake Emeka Egbuka account nearly 60 timeskek, the Muskrats master plan at work here. Some retard was jerking themselves off from attention every time the real Buccs tagged their fake checkmarked account X is such a garbage social media platform
>>153848313This is a constant thing with NFL trades. Compensation for players is always lower than I expect. I don't understand it at all.
>>153848325>nowhere*no countyAlso, what is this based on?
>>153848408Bills are fucking retards and overpaid a guy after he slowmo'd himself. Guy was running in jello this whole season. Bills fans who watch the phins at all know this no idea how the Bills office doesn't.
>>153848405>the Anaheim Sea Slugs
>Chiefs-Sneed reunion
>>153848411Contract nigga. Trading a non-salaried asset for a big k is its own loss
Sneedbros what's our next stop
>Titans are releasing CB L'Jarius SneedTHERE GOES MY HERO, WATCH HIM AS HE GOES!
>>153848384Have you ever seen such a young man before?
>>153848378It could be a scheme thing. Phillips and Hendrickson are different types of defenders. But tb.h I think Hendrickson is somewhat overrated. I've seen him go completely invisible.
>>153848292>give your daughter a fucking tyreek hill sequined jersey>be surprised when you start fucking beating her
>>153848417If you think it's wrong then where are Jets fans a majority over the giants or other franchises?
>>153848432Chefs
>>153848432Always wild when a player's career nosedives so quickly
>>153848361What would she say about my feet?
>>153848429>>153848432How was Sneed in Tennessee? I don't watch Tits gamesI am always willing to consider more CB talent alongside future SBMVP Trey Amos
>>153848443you're alright anon, don't come to the generals tomorrow
>>153848448It doesn't matter what I think (I don't really have an opinion either way). When you post maps like that, without any source for the data or reason to believe it, you're just shoveling slop.
>>153848443Tyreek only beats adult women, little boys and the charges
>>153848433>>153848432>You now remember he did a driveby to a G Wagon from a Lambo
>>153848487
>>153848426I like it. I was thinking maybe the Malibu Wildfires but we all know nonsensical team names are preferred.
>>153848458shit because he wasn't with the queefs any longer
>>153848457kek THIS is my favorite gimmick on /sp/
>>153848466Basically every other map or article agrees with it. It could be bullshit but I doubt it's that far from the truth.
Caleb williams has sissified the city of chicago
>>153848535Those men all look like they take dick, and the older guy being there is actually not a surprise either because historically, gays used to have an elder gay that kind of acted like an introduction to the community since it was taboo to the point you could get killed.Essentially, its a bunch of gays and an elder gay getting their nails painted because they can just say they're supporting the Chicago Bears.
>>153848432anywhere with an arrow to point him out
>>153848535someone posted the webm and its worse than you thinkand nah it was gay before that is why they picked caleb to begin with
>Being a Chargers mindbroke Drue Tranquill so much that he'd take every paycut to remain in Kansas City despite being ranked PFF's #13 best LB last year who could command a ransom in FA.What a stud, you just don't get guys like this often
>>153848593>PFFStatmutt is back I see
>>153848432Seattle
>>153848620NFL franchises wouldn't pay for the insider edition of PFF if it was totally worthless
>Yes, all 32 NFL franchises subscribe to and use PFF (Pro Football Focus) data and services. Teams pay for access to advanced, proprietary analytics, player grading systems, and comprehensive video scouting data to aid in player evaluation, game planning, and scouting. These tools are highly integrated into team workflows for tracking tendencies and preparing film cut-ups.Wait... My Team is a PFFaggot? I've been rooting for a PFF Consumer this whole time?!
Why cant statmutt stop shitting himself non stop?
>>153848632Kwesi used PFF to draft players and it literally got him fired
mike francesa is going through it rn
>>153848432I kind hope the Jags sign him for depth so I can get a Sneed Jersey.
>>153848680Your team uses PFF to draft players.All franchises use PFF.You root for PFFTards. One of your favorite players likely only got selected at one point due to something they saw on their PFF subscriptionPF Changs
>>153848593>>153848620>>153848634>>153848680Friendly reminder that PFF is owned by chris collinsworth and the only reason it is used is because its part of his broadcast deal that the NFL will use his website
>>153848693>PF Changs
>>153848693see>>153848694
>>153848432Chuck’s
>>153848432Back to the Kansas City Chucks
>>153848738He literally has not seen the middle of the field well ever. Even with her qualifier “for his size” which is a red flag anyway. I expect them to be a playoff team. I don’t expect Kyler to win his first playoff game.
>>153848771She lowkey dont know ball
>my favorite /nfl/ pic is now outdatedDamn
>>153848771
>>153848806Just put him in purple
>>153848814How can he be worst at throwing to the left behind the LOS?
>>153848806i got that from reddit anyways
Kyler is mid and so is the whole NFC North
$55M/yr btw...
>>153848806Thank Grok
Bengals/Browns fans if their team actually got Maxx Crosby
>>153848814League average is a worthless measurement, because half the league isn’t a long term option to begin with at qb, and they are incapable of winning a SB, which I presume the Vikings are at least attempting to do. I admit there hasn’t been a lot of evidence since the 70s that they have been. You also cherry picked Kyler’s best year in the league, which he has never repeated, was 5 years ago, and he made many of his passes after rolling out of the pocket. If you remember, his play also dropped off a cliff and they went from 10-2 to only winning one more game the rest of the way.
>>153848871You can ignore the league average numbers if you want, those middle of the field passer ratings are good.I did cherry-pick, but then again, you did say "ever". Here's the most recent one they have. I think the charts are a little misleading because it doesn't indicate volume, but I still think they reasonably say something about his ability to throw over the middle. I also think playing with the the Vikings offense will help. That being said, I'm not really a big Kyler defender, I expect he's more likely than not to shit the bed in Minnesota. I just think the "he can't throw over the middle because he's too short" thing to be overblown.
>>153848849it do be like that
>>153848849Grok is always down for heavy usage when I try to use it
I really thought they were about to give Bo Nix some better weapons on offense. What are they doing?
>>153848432Come home mr Sneed
>>153848944
Do you think using a prediction market to draft players is a good idea?
>>153848944god I wish I was female. im literally built for taking cock
>>153848838He’s lazy and doesn’t practice so the routine plays don’t come naturally
>>153848944I need me some dua lipa
>>153848934Blo Dix sucks, it would just be a waste
>>153848962based ramilia fan
>>153848931>Grok is always down for heavy usage when I try to use Just like ur mum lel
>>153848738I'm just not going to listen to Mina.
>>153848934Kek broncojeets
>>153848972Yeah, that's true.
>>153848934Look at the Saints during Brees' best years. Did they ever go out and sign a bunch of weapons? The only one I can remember was Darren Sproles.
>rasm want AJ BrownThe price for them is 3 firsts desu
>>153848934>Per Adam Schefter: The Broncos are signing Ryback to a three year deal
>>153848970Wow that's racist
rams being all aggressive just for stafford to pull a hammy and miss the post season
>>153848997>>153849021aaaaaand I'm out, this place isn't for me
>>153848934Don't they have decent cap space?
>>153849033SAAR PLS!!
>>153849021>contract requires you do your job>DAS RAYSIST
>>153849047Trevor Lawrence contract don't say nothing about studying, Justin Herbert contact don't say nothing about studying, why do kyler contract say it? Why they don't just put no shocking and juving or no fried chicken on gameday?
>>153849064Why does Geno’s, or Mahomes’s, or Jordan Love’s not include it then?
>>153849064Finally someone who knows how to pretend to be black
Being forced to study and learn from game footage is worse than being whipped to pick cotton. There's no place for this kind of thing in post post-racial 2026 usa.
Hate is winning in this thread.
>>153849021scammed the cards out of $230m and he cant even read
>>153849012Is that AJ Clown? Dat nigga been on my mind, no cap
>>153849110do not redeem the google play cardinals
>>153848738>no strong take in either direction >just spouts plebbit talking points>doesn't even say if the Vikings will be better or worse because she doesn't wanna get dunked on in 10 months Damn Mina has been truly mindbroken kek
>>153849012whythey already have Puka and Davante
>>153849159maybe they want to ruin their locker room
>>153849149>Put the cheese on your hands to inject the hgh directly.
>>153849159Last time they won a superbowl they had a washed headcase reciever on their roster, maybe they think it brings them luck. Last time they won it was at SoFi too, and that's where the next one is. Maybe it's like how some nerds wear the same underwear for every game in a season and don't wash it.
>>153849185I thought it was butter so they could grease eachothers assholes cause they're obviously gay.
How are Lions fans coping? replacing montgomery with pacheco is fucking brutal
>>153849198ur brutal
>>153849198rbs are incredibly easy to find. Only incompetent teams worry about it
>>153849238>
>>153838476goodell should give the raven's first round pick to my jetties :)
>>153849257damn nigga u already black
>>153849257whole team should do it in unity
>Washington is signing WR Dyami Brown>The Commanders are also signing WR Van Jefferson
>calamari
>>153849385Commies fans are eating up the signings of all these mid ass players.
>>153849411You memesters are too funny. It took me way too long to say “calamari” like “Kyler Murray” ha ha ha!Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk
I've never seen such a well run shitshow before. They would be a dynasty if they didn't have so much turmoil.
>>153849425>mid ass players.It's called roster depth, cazzie. Dyami is the 2024 playoff run GOAT
The iggies would be on a generational run if they had a white QB.
>>153849444Me and ur ma made turmoil last night
>>153849460Tanner McKee lost to Josh Johnson
>>153849466My mother transistioned 8 years ago
>>153849453You will be talking about this playoff run for the next 20 years as the Commies proceed to do absolutely nothing in that timeframe.
>>153849476I know my ass has been sore all dayGo cowboys
>>153849470>Tanner McKee
>>153849493Ryback did this
Mhmmm Mmm Ryback eating that delicious choco logs!
>>153849489You're going to be so mad when the JD5peat is complete
>>1538495235 straight years of missing the playoffs? Joe Burrow will still be ahead of him.
Mahomes and the chiefs are back after an expected down year. Where winning the owl this year mark my words.i can already see us tearing through baltimore and the bills. No one is getting in our way now that the broncos and chargers are getting the down year.
We love Kay hereWe hate Mina here
>>153849648So much this!
>>153848944whos' the one in the middle
>>153849648Bills and Ravens are missing the playoffs, It'll be the Colts and Jags playing for the Owl
sanchez is seething mexico got eliminated in the plastic gay boreball marketing gimmick thing kek
>>153849671The best thing about this is that ultimately I'm gonna be right.
>>153849698>2/10/25>I'll be back to watching my team in the Owl next yearHow'd that go?
>>153849674Dua Lipa
>>153849506>Rybitch's assault allegations
>>153849713KekGot his ass
>>153849734>Dua Lipanever heard of this latina
>>153849149Damn, did they suck each other’s cock too?
>>153848934Honestly they're a really tight knit team, tons of f underdogs. It's almost like they're intentionally not making big moves so other teams underestimate them
>>153849037Yeah. Broncoids spent all year talking about how they'd be free of the Russel Wilson dead cap hit. I guess nobody told Payton
>>153849847The other Paton you mean
>>153848934Payton sees the writing on the wall with Nix's lack of ankles.Basically he convinced the Waltons that they need to tank again for a real QB.>Arch
>>153849713Chiefs won spiritually by raping countless minds
>Black QBs
>>153848944SEXOOOOOOOOOO
>>153849883>can't even beat the phins record in 2025>chiefs "won"kek
MUHFUGEN BIX NOOD
>>153849898Case in point: Your mind has been absolutely RAVAGED
this foo goofy
>>153849892I see Tyrone is in the trailer again with your sister-wife
Shame on the Chiefs for moving to a soulless turf dome. The only one being raped is their fanbase.
Ryback is in the trailer again with my dimes
>>153849935Someone get this hot head out of the thread. Janny, you know what to do.
>>153849908He so handsome...
>>153849961wooooweeeee!
>>153849912nah thats mahomie's wife's pussy after fido gets done
I've never seen such a young man!
When will the 9ers release Aiyuk?
>I'm putting together a team
>>153850076Does it involve a girlfriend? Or boyfriend I guess.
Mina drains me like a public pool on the first day of fall.
Reminder kiwicel is 33 or some goddamned thing
how many next season?
>>153850141He's actually 68
At the gates of st peter this is what kiwicel has spent 10 years of his life on
>>153850149his butt looked 17
>>15385015417 prolapses maybe. I think what plagues him is how he won't be accepted by either sex
>no new posts
>Ravens winning the offseaon >mongrels start getting mad at The Kiwi*sighs* they just hate the successful
>>153850187Youre 35
>>153849025That's when Kirko Chains gets his ring
>>153850187ravens are universally being laughed at and shunned by the league and sports media
We found out about how Epstein was responsible for nu 4chan. What a coincidence some faggot from NZ suddnly becomes an important character. Someone who hasn't been normal in 125 years. Kiwicel is paid opposition.
>>153850051June 1st
(we dem) boyz fans, is WR Jalen Tolbert a shit?Apparently he's a buddy of Malik Willis and the greenbay phins love buddies so he was just hired on a 1 year deal.
>>153850187If the ravens are winning, why haven’t they signed Ryback yet?
>>153850239Epstein website
>>153850237whoops wrong image
>>153850239They're waiting until post June 1st when signings don't count against the compensatory formula. Ravens are always making 200 IQ moves like that
Who's his new home? Jets? Browns? Bengals? Cardinals? Retirement?
>>153850255Blah blah blah you're a faggot. Either youre epstein adjacent or too stupid to realize. Either way get a job
>>153850259queefs will take him back and he'll be good again
>>153850259Your life would require you focus on other things. Or something about football players :)
Who here hopping on the /beng/ bus?
>>153850236What does Trannahan have to gain from being petty? Just let the nigga walk
>>153850268Why do you keep bringing up Epstein? is that you dad or something?
>>153850259The Springfield Meltdowns.
>phins: "PUT WORD OUT ON THE STREET, WE'RE STOCKING UP ON JALENS AND MALIKS"
>>153850289So this is why RAM costs $500 per megabyte now
>>153850259is he still under indictment for being in the car when his assistant shot somebody? Going back to the queefies probably makes the most sense they'll be desperate after losing 3 corners
>delete my sneed /nfl/ memes because nobody cared about him on tennessee>he gets cut the next dayIs this my fault?
>>153850341yes
>>153850237Skip in great shape for his age
ya sneed?
Hey guys sneed hehe lol
>>153850370formerly chuck's
>>153850370>>153850365
Sneed local
So Sneed is for sure going back to the Chiefs, right? Nowhere better to resurrect his career one a one year minimum deal. Chiefs just traded or lost all their CBs so he might even start right away if he's healthy
>>153850393>Nowhere better to resurrect his career one a one year minimum deal.anon the chiefs are done...
>>153850295Why wouldn't he be pissed, he completely ghosted the team during a winning season where he would've had a major role if healthy
What team does this remind you of?
>>153850455im gonna jerk off to this tonight thanks
>>153850431He can be pissed, but what does he gain from being petty? Let a nigga sign with my Skinnies
>>153850469why would any team sign aiyuk, he's totally unreliable
>>153850455Team Faggot because you live in a fantasy world. Faggot.
>>153850469Is there any difference in money between a pre and post June 1 cut? Also are we even sure he wants to play football again? His own WR coach publically said that he's a headcase and teams should be very careful about signing him
>>153850527The punchline is, under his work boots.
>>153850469Oh yeah because that went really well with DeeboNo one should be signing any 9ers skill players. They've proven to be system babbies, Purdy included. They threw Mac in there when Purdy was hurt and barely skipped a beat.
>>153850537Looks like someone is a bit upset. Whats wrong lil guy?
>>153850527>why would any team sign aiyukCheap WR>>153850538>Is there any difference in money between a pre and post June 1 cut?Not in this circumstance, I don't think. Because of how it happened, I think the 9ers can cut him at any time with no consequence. They're just choosing not to
>>153850558>Oh yeah because that went really well with Deebo
>>153850567ok he's cheap but he ghosted his team and didn't follow the team's rehab plan after he got hurt. Can he even play? What makes you think he won't ghost the next team?Better off just drafting a guy and seeing what he can do.
>>153850580Yeah that ain't a great statline over 16 games when they paid him $17 million, that's like 40 recieving yards a game.
>>153850586Nta and I'm glad he's off my team but there's no way he's going for anything but a 1 year minimum prove it deal. If he wants to play and has some degree of motivation (and his leg isn't completely fucked) he'll be a good receiver for cheap, if he quits again it's not a big deal and they can release him without hassle.
>>153850607The whole thing with Ayiuk is bizzarre, he got the contract he wanted, why did he sour on the 9ers?
>>153850594Commies traded for him and Daniels was out for most of the season, Deebo is definitely washed and a long way from his prime but he was hardly the issue with them that season
>>153850617dey be disrespekin on him nigga
Don't like your contract? Too bad. You signed it.
>>153850617Nobody really knows, but I think his leg is completely fucked due to his mismanaged rehab and he won't play football again. The fact that he didn't even bother fighting his guarantees being voided makes me believe that he knows he has no leg (heh) to stand on.
Don't like the player? Too bad. You signed him.
>>153850644AYO wutchu say nigga??? awwww helllllll no :Skull:
>>153850617Honestly no one knows. He's giving up a 4 year, $120m contract to play with the team that drafted him high and is probably the most system-friendly team to be on to go to maybe the Commanders for a deal that's going to be so laden with incentives and milestones he's gonna have to be a First Team All Pro receiver to get $9m.I have no idea what the fuck the 49ers organization did to this man to make him give up potentially $100m.
Don't like the trade? Just say "no thanks" before it's processed :)
Don't like the race? Too bad. Your forefathers imported them.
>>153850675Based ravies
>>153850586>What makes you think he won't ghost the next team?A legitimate concern, but if you can get him on a 1 year $8 mil up to $12 with incentives contract, that's worth it>Better off just drafting a guy and seeing what he can do.True, but my Skins have fuck-all draft capital>>153850594Deebo wasn't in the top 10 of problems last year. The trade was great, we ended up getting our WR1 with it
>>153838413>>Tony Dungy confirms "Football Night in America" exit after 17 yearsIs this because he's MAGA?
>>153850723>we>our
>TrevGOD LawrPRINCEOh yeah, Im thinkin elite
>>153850733No it's because he sucks.
>>153850733They should be forced off at 65, I don't want to watch any of these guys die on the air
>>153850747Elite booger eater
>>153850761Watching Terry Bradshaw faceplant into the desk during a pre-game would be funny though.
>>153850776Can you imagine what 60 year old Gronk would be like?
>>153850747The existence of Tlaw prevent Herbert from being a top 10 QB
>>153850792To be fair, I'll probably look and behave the same as he does when he is 60.
About to cook up some dindin
just spotted AJ Brown at Logan Airport
>>153850894I think that's Jerry Rice
>Mmmm... how delectable >Oh my, Its so steamy>Just a quick treat for all my hard work>*MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH*
>>153850889i had Buffalo Wild Wings they were good but the “spicy” ones were white girl spicy not spicy spicy like wingstop gets
>>153850295Learn about the pros and cons of June 1st cuts first
>>153850617He probably knows he won't ever be close to the same as before. He tore up multiple ligaments, not just an ACL. He could have at least made an attempt to comeback to secure some of that money but he chose not to. So bizarre just willingly giving up millions of dollars like that
zero days without ((((Roseman's)))) tricks
>>153850939>SAARRRR
murray greeting the vikings staff
>>153850943Blazins are hot as fuck
>>153851058*hand rubbing distantly intensifies*
>>153851096Kyler finna tear up the NFCN it’s going to be hilarious
Jerruh Jones needs to hurry the fuck up and finna bouta send 3 first round picks to the Raiders for Crosbnig. Make the call
>>153851110sike they're gross
>>153851058Why though? Goedert is a good player and had a great season but he's 31 and seems to always miss time, with so many looming contracts coming up the right move seems to be letting him walk. [spoiler]I also want him to walk so my Pants can sign him[/spoiler]
>>153851202Gaylev would never, someone would have caught it, (even if it wasn't his team mate :^))
>>153849012Wasn't AJ acquired for a first and a third? He's not gotten more expensive since then
>Over three seasons in Arizona, Demercado recorded 126 rushes for 819 yards and three touchdowns. He also added 50 receptions for 324 yards and another score. In 2025, Demercado averaged 7.1 yards per rushing attempt.
>>153851058It's not a trick. You just don't know ball (and obviously screenshot X posts because you're lonely)
>>153848249You just know. Her next kid is going suspiciously like Barf from spaceballs.
>>153851249>queefsfags are so down bad they're excited about this guy
>>153851220Mysterious salary cap voodoo around an expensive star player that somehow only the Eagles know about
>>153851237Yes but that was an all-time fleecing. Everyone knew AJ Brown was elite when he was in Tennessee. A first and a third was basically peanuts.
>>153851311What I see is an entire defense left in the dust, and a lesson learned :)
>#Seahawks officially signed Brady Russell and Emanuel Wilsonkek russell wilson
>>153851336>everyone
>Washington is re-signing guard Chris Paul to a one-year deal
>>153851388He should mentor mendozie they have similar personalities the only difference is for whatever reason people view dangerRUSS as fake and mendozie as authentically autismo endearing
>>153851336It was definitely a fleecing, but that was like 5 years ago. AJ really wasn't worth 2 firsts then and he certainly isn't now
>>153848249I fucking hate doodleniggers.
>>153851446No offense but no one really cares what you think.
>>153838997Yes yes well done Rammies well done Rammies, HOWEVERWill it be enough to get through the Giants and play my Chiefs in the SB instead?
Bills defense looking better already
Penis Jr.
>>153852077C'mon man, this is a family friendly thread
>>153851641wtf is this real
>Eagles announce they aren't looking to trade AJ Brown at this timewtf, the genny swore to me that they were trading him
>>153850723>ended up getting our WR1 with itIsn't McClairin DC's number 1? Samuel is more of a gadget player
>>153851641Kylersisters…
>>153852414I meant for that year. Terry was also hurt for large chunks of the season
Do long time vets who mostly played for one team which is also different to their childhood team (Brady, Rodgers, Brees, etc.) end up rooting for the team they played for or their hometown team after retirement?
>>153852383>listening to retards like yourselfkek
>>153852383Howie still thinks he's getting anything more than a second rounder
>>153852640I don't believe anything I post on this site.
>>153852651Before that 9ers game I would have given up a first, I thought of him as the best in the league. But those drops were brutal and his behavior on top of it? I’m not even sure about a second
>>153852746AJ was a first and a third like 5 years ago. He's only gotten older and now cycles between gossiping to the media and dropping passes
>>153852551Yeah I guess it thrust Deebo into WR1 but with all the unfortunate injuries it's not like it mattered
>>153851058Despite being 2 percent of the population...
>>153852804It definitely didn't matter. But my point with the other guy was that the Deebo acquisition was 100% worth it. He was a solid player that ended up being our most productive and would've been a solid depth piece if the team was healthy
>>153852820No one but you gets you gay ass references
>>153852871Fair enough
>>153852907good morning, tel aviv!
>>153852820You wouldn't know blacks are 2% of the population because unlike pussi ass wite bois who stay shut in all day they are out LIVING! Gotta respect it, and they'll be real with you, don't sugar coat shit and don't backstab and gossip like wites. I love black people, unironically.
>>153838997They played in Washington together for the Huskies.
guys I was tripping and the angry dolphin from the old miami logo told me to kill the new logo and I did it and now he says I have to eat stephen ross' soul...should I do it?
>>153853064Puka played at BYU
>>153853071>Going inside while trippingAaking for a bad trip, if you ask me. I encourage taking in the morning, going outside to the beach, a forrest/river, go go karting, skating, something. Then in the evening on the comedown go inside and watch a comfy classic movie
>>153853114Ok but the angry dolphin is now telling me you're a bitch and I have to kill you too...
>>153853038i didn't know justin bieber posted on /nfl/
>>153853125You wouldn't be able to kill me, even if you were tripping and rabid. I'd maybe get a scrape or two but I'm fairly confident I could subdue anyone up to 300 lbs and six feet 7 inches tall, mostly because I've had to dobit for work. I've subdued crackheads tripping on meth and crack at about that size.
>>153853151You're not fooling me, ghost of chris grier. I will take the picks back from you.
>>153853151Yeah? Well I'm 6 foot 8 inches tall and 301 pounds. What now?
>>153853187The tragic thing is I live/work in Miami and am a Dolphins fan, fuck Chris Grier
>>153853200The bad man can't hurt "us" anymore he's gone...sadly beavis and butthead took his place but the bad man can't hurt us anymore.
>>153853195I don't know, I've never tangled with someone that size. But I think I'd be okay
>>153853215Yeah I'm not overly optimistic horing the Packers 2nd in command is gonna be any better. I think Ross needs to sell the team, I don't understand how he gets such high player report card grades ever poll
>>153853242>I think Ross needs to sell the team,I have no issue with ross other than him trusting people for too long previously. He spends. He wants to win. Well ok I hated the shit he pulled with brady and losing the first round pick but they shouldn't have taken a pick for that whatever.Compared to other owners who want to think they know everything he knows you have to delegate to win he just hasn't delegated properly.Compared to a lot of owners in the league? Fuck it I'll take it.I'm just still mad I didn't know the daughter was up for grabs or that the son in law spot meant you got to control who gets hired on the team kek
>>153853242>I don't understand how he gets such high player report card grades ever pollThey live in Miami plus he probably keeps the facilities and food in good shape.
>>153853277Phins have spent a fucking ton on that stadium (which ross upgraded with his own money after the state bitched about paying a tiny bit of it, he said ok fuck you and spent MORE money)He makes so much off F1 at that stadium and the facilities the phins are about to sell a 1% stake just for access to that side of the business to some billionaire. Yeah there facilities are one of the best along with their behind the scenes people.
BOINK!
>>153853328good fuckin hustle t b h
speaking of rams interceptions
>>153853328What's annoying about this sport now is they spend 10 to 15 minutes reviewing this shit, under the guise of getting it right. Should take 30 aeconds: check bot angles at the timehis hands touch it, slow it down, look for control, points ofcontact, boom, he caught it, turnover, keep playingThe elephant in the room is they drag it out to increase commercials and game length for more commercial slots. It's evil.
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>>153853328What is the point of the Arizona Cardinals franchise? They've been around for a century yet have spent most of the last 100 years as the NFL's designated jobber.
>>153854063Crazy to think they were two crazy plays away from winning yhe Super Bowl
>>153854063they're the team that gets beat by the team that gets beat by the team that gets beat by the team that wins the superb owl
>>153854063desert jests
>>153854102Sure but the Jets are a big market franchise that has a Super Bowl to their name but is bafflingly incompetent in ways that are so spectacular they get played over and over on national television. The Cardinals are incompetent and no one bats an eye or reminds you years later of the time they drafted Kyle Brady despite their fans literally begging them for Warren Sapp
Joe Namath still has the most passing yards in Jets history
>>153854092lol you illiterate asshole
There are no available women in my area and I am miserably lonely.
>>153854233:(
>>153854144not invalid,
>>153854270be yourself
>>153854270What about available men?
the screaming Korean is leaving me drunk voicemails again
>>153854502prease renew samsung warranty
>>153854270What about Ryback?
>>153854449>menthat would disqualify you
fuck you i'm comin thru
>>153855080why do reffies think they have all this power where they smugly throw some yellow napkin in the area like "HAHAHAHA I GOT YOUUUUUUUUUUU!" Meanwhile, any of these meat heads would tear his ass apart given the motivation.
>>153855214You have no power here
>>153855214you have to DOMINATE the reffies
BIG year for the titans upcoming
>>153855805Whoa is that a nigger
>>153855805been thinkin bout that china food
>>153851237>>153851336>tfw titans gm
>>153855823Turn on your monitor
>>153851442I don't think they're asking for 2 firsts, but at least a first and a third would be right.
>Wilson might go to the Chiefswhat a weird twilight of a career
i got to thinking about the queen the other day and how i once saw a leaf fixating on how she was going to hell because all she concerned herself with was having a perfectly cooked egg.it was as useless as all leafbabble but it did get me thinking about what a royal is good for these days and i think the only answer is flexing on the poors. bong peasants need to be reminded of their place: serving every last stupid inbred whim their masters have in between scrubbing their solid gold pre-colonial toilets. what the fuck are they going to do? NOT do that? get to work, peasant, my royal stallions need their balls polished.anyway go kangz
>>153855805why do they have that guy they drafted AND malik willis on that big contract?
It's weird how green gay QBs can go from six mediocre starts to getting gorillions of dollars...
>>153856042Fuck off unty
Someone make a new thread so I can post my gemmy rant about the browns
OH LAWD SHE COMIN
here>>153856195
>>153856207fuckin early retard over here
>>153856210sybau
>>153856227nah thats you
it's either no one makes a thread or someone makes one 5 posts early. put the energy you have to complain into contributing to threads maybe.
>>153856272sybau
>>153856275no u
>>153850617>why did a nig nog?
>>153856324Allen is the faggot everyone mistakenly believes Mahomes to be.
>>153856272>no one makes a threadYou don't have to make a thread at bump limit retard, you can still post in the old one til it slides off the board 8-12 hours later. A lot of boards don't even allow new generals til the old one hits page 9 or 10. Here I am hours later and we just hit page 4.
