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>Saturday 14th March 2026
3pm Burnley v AFC Bournemouth
3pm Sunderland v Brighton & Hove Albion
5.30pm Arsenal v Everton
5.30pm Chelsea v Newcastle United
8pm West Ham United v Manchester City

>Sunday 15th March 2026
2pm Crystal Palace v Leeds United
2pm Manchester Dilated v Aston Villa
2pm Nottingham Forest v Fulham
4.30pm Liverpool v Tottenham Hotspur

>Monday 16th March 2026
8pm Brentford v Wolverhampton Wanderers


>boggled

>im dun

>im dun

>send spurs down
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No anime this time
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HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS ANYBODY SEEN LIVERSISSY?!!
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erm
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>>153836517
lol
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where the fuck is fucking Vladivostok
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>>153836475
Heartwarming that from Kinsky. Makes me why the Scousaars weren't as supportive to Karius.
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>>153836517
KEK

Why are Liverpool FC fans such zesty faggots? Lmaooo
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Damn GROK, I didn't know you was chill like that...
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>>153836644
Based
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just thinking about how often little davindir got beaten up in real life for being such a tiresome ghoul (my guess is at least a handful of times before he stopped going outside altogether, I'll leave the stench of his bedroom up to the readers imagination)
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Bodø/Glimt has scored more goals in the Champion's League this season than Liverpool FC. This is despite them facing much stronger opponents.
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>>153836637
>>153836644
>>153836701
PMSL (pissing myself laughing).

Bookies have Liverpool as favourites to finish 6th in the Premier League this season.
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pep is unironically the only manager that could manage sakas sterlingesque decline over the next 3 years
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>>153836755
This. Pep is unironically a good manager. Not like that chequebook wanker Slot.
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>transfield
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>>153836690
>little davindir
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Comprehensive David Dilation.
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>>153836644
>>153836797
HOWLING
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Yo Liversissy can you stop posting characterfag spam so we can have proper footy discussion for once?

We are ALL tired of it.
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>20 posts
>16 of them are Hasidic David chatting to himself
im dun
im dun
send saka to palace
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>>153836876
Wish he'd stop but as you can see >153836888 he cant help himself.
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Time to admit that Saka isnt world class
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>>153836701
I don't believe that after they the bought the 3rd most expensive striker in football history, have Mo "50G+A each season guaranteed" Salah, and paid £120m for a nailed on future balon d'or winner.
Are you looking at the right team?
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Mo "More G/A then Sesko and Cunha" Salah
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why have bbc gone with the gayest photo possible for this article
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Does Salah really have more goal contributions than Cunthair?
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>>153836920
Afraid so...
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>>153836929
Well...yeah? I mean he's playing alongside the 3rd most expensive striker in football history and a future nailed on balon d'or winner. Am I supposed to be surprised or...I mean what are you trying to say here?

>>153836967
So sad.
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>>153836920
Apparently Mohammad "The Egyptain Queen" Salah is paid 400K a week... am I seeing thia right??!
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>>153836990
>Well...yeah?
Wow the washed up African is doing better than players at Man United
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>>153836995
That can't be real. Liverpool are a club who famously don't have a pot to piss in.

>>153837004
>50G+A each season guaranteed
>washed up

So this Pakistani is mindbroken. Anyone else? Liversissy? Weezer? Any takers?
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chat how did man u lose against a 10 man Newcastle in relegation form
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Don't let any of this distract you from the fact that Sharteta's Arselul were hilariously exposed by a 3rd rate Bundesliga side.
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>>153837042
they're shit
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>>153837054
ohhhhhhh
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>>153836475
apologise to man utd
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>>153837023
Im starting to think liverpool are disingenuous scroungers...
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>>153836817
he's giggling at manure not playing in european competition this season (not even the conference league kek)
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0161 tranny on the map
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They named a place after Liversissy? Damn
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It's Chad, short for ABUChad
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>spuds turned down by dyche
>daves losing the plot again
it must be getting near the business end of the season
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>>153837287
oh it's true
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another PL thread destroyed by the obsessed with trannies derby
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/epl/ will hate what /brit/ have done to the masculine image of wunderkind Ballon d'Or favourite Phil Foden
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>Tottenham have pushed back the deadline for supporters to renew their season tickets because of the threat of relegation from the Premier League
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Liverpool boss Arne Slot has reportedly put aside 500M for Isa's bulls this summer. More as the story develops.
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How do you even lose to part time kebab dealers when you have the ref on yoir side?? KEKAROO
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Newcastle senpaitachi gonna be on suicide watch the summer because Bruno Guimaraes is going Man United
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>>153837569
They have Bane. He's too intimidating
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my arsies
my firesies
:)
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>>153837604
>senpaitachi
KWAB
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>lampards coventry city are basically nailed on for promotion

Based, I hope he keeps them up, always felt he got the moyes treatment because of the horrible clubs he chose to manage
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Sancho is woeful
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>>153837604
>Man United
At least make it halfway believable.
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I thought they were limiting his appearances only to if he was needed in an emergency in order to avert having to sign him.

So then what the fuck is the point of picrel?
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ibp licking his chops
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>>153838254
They came to some sort of agreement with Liverpool, probably similar to that Dele Alli/Everton one
What is overlooked is how Liverpool really really DID NOT want him to return
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can't spell depraved without dave, something to consider
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>>153838591
hes on suicide watch because arsenal are leaving united with the largest title drought.

he seethed city in 2024, and then they won the league
he seethed at liverpool in 2025, and then they won the league
and hes spent all of 2026 seething at the one club he had left, his most hated club, the mighty arsenal. its over for him on a mental level, this is his 9/11
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>>153836644
Based grok
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>>153836644
The Chad GROK
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This dreadful Palace side BATTERED Spurs
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>>153836932
They too are fags
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Glasner's image ought to have been really dented by his behaviour these past few weeks. Him leaving after they failed to invest would have been one thing and completely understandable but he sucked it up like a coward then sperged out in the strangest way.
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lmao Dyche is refusing the Spurs job
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>1 win in 9 for English clubs
This league is cooked fr fr (no cap)
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>>153839793
Liverpool is a proper tinpot club aha
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Thinking about how liversissy has buried his cowardly head after that embarrassing loss x
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>>153837223
Mantroony perusing around Princess St looking for a drugged up bloke to take home to his Manchester United bedsheets
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>>153840212
He has done that hasn't he KEKAROO
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another day another david melty
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>another sunday match for man united
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bros.............
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so is "liversissy" just dave's new thing to spam i have been away from this general for a bit
looks like i didnt miss anything
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Today we must come together and defend english football after their week of european disaster. No more bullying liversissy or mantroony.
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>Dyche reluctant to join Spurs
>Gus Poyet offering to take over as manager
>Lewis-Skelly threatening to leave if Arteta doesn't give him more game time
I think it's over for North London
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>>153842001
Kelly has been absolutely shit. Defensively terrible. Loses the ball frequently. No attacking threat. He's been a liability. He's 19 there are better options. Bin him. If arsenal win the league there needs to be a massive cull of these hanger on players. Shame saka got a contract. Zero room for inconsistency at a team like arsenal.
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Liversissy on a mad one tonight
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Morning all Spurs are getting relegated
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the only way Spuds get relegated is if Arsenal lose to Wet Spam
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>>153844090
That match won't factor into it nor will most others at this point
Spurs haven't won a PL match in 2026 and have Liverpool away this weekend. The biggest match of Spurs' season (lol) is Forest at home (LOL) next week
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>>153841164
I barely read this general now. Fucking embarrassing stuff.
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Lol
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AND
WE'RE
LIVE
This morning to tell you that Man Dilated are a grim little club
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We at /epl/ wish 'Arry "wheeler dealer" Redknapp luck with his horse The Jukebox Man in the Gold Cup today
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https://x.com/i/status/2032219507855376553

>“My face cream was running down my face”

lmfao
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Another day another mantroony midnight melty
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>>153844247
The forest game is going to be absolutely huge. I'd love to know the viewing numbers. That is the day when spurs get relegated and I am there for it.
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Feeling good today unitedchads
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Anon Opin.
@anon_opin
In every local football rivalry there is ambitious Club A, that exists to try and win trophies, and there's Club B that exists entirely to hate Club A.

man city and man utd fit this to a tee nowadays
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I'm going to score and there's nothing you can do about it...
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my arsies
my firesies
:)
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>>153845331
I don't see any true rivalry there
It's a derby but not a rivalry
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Another school playground thread name calling faggotry.
Terrible people.
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>>153842001
Poois Smelly turning out to be shit has been extremely satisfying. Guy is a straight up wanka now will probably end up at Fulham or another midtable club.
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>>153842001
Yep it's literally IMPOSSIBLE to talk about Spurs in isolation. Arsenal has to be thrown in there to get any sort of engagement
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Igor Tudor's press conference at 1:30pm so we're guaranteed some mirth later on at least
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poor bastard
can hardly enjoy it can he
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>Michael Owen: “Personally, I think they’re [Liverpool] the best team in the Premier League.

>“People will laugh but they trounced the league last season, they’re just not playing well. But if you get the best performance out of every team in the Premier League, and say ‘your best against your best’, I think Liverpool are the best team.”
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>>153845185
ABUsissies on suicide watch
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>>153846186
He'll be fine. A nice move to a german side on 20k a week for a few years. Then if he isn't just pure shite he'll have a decent career and earn good money. A single game won't define his career. It's probably going to stunt it a little. Honestly, it's his own fault for joining the cursed team that is tottenham.
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>Tottenham chief executive Vinai Venkatesham has criticised former chairman Daniel Levy's running of the club during a meeting with the Fan Advisory Board.
>Among the issues identified by Arsenal fan Venkatesham, insufficient focus across the organisation on on-pitch success, a lack of specialist expertise in certain areas, insufficient empowerment of experts in others and a wage structure and player transaction approach that had impacted competitiveness in the transfer market, were notable acknowledgements in what was a wide-ranging assessment of the club's issues.
https://www.standard.co.uk/sport/football/spurs-news-venkatesham-criticises-levy-tottenham-b1274740.html
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>>153846317
Michael Owen proving once again that he's thick as pig shit
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CP failed to beat a Cypriot team at home for only the second time this season, mere days after beating Spurs 3-1 away. I was going to say how shit are CP but really this reflects worse on Spurs.
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>>153846553
Surely he's just trying to win back _A_ fanbase he once played with? The punditry money appears to be in having a dedicated fanbase which you are obviously biased towards and yet they all loathe him.
Even most Liverpool fans could not say Liverpool are the best team in the PL this season by any reasonable metric.
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>>153846437
Indian and Jewish partnerships never fail to disappoint. Absolute scenes.
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>>153846553
We don't sign our posts here
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>>153846317
good point to be fair
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>>153846568
>Surely he's just trying to win back _A_ fanbase he once played with?
I don't think he cares about that.
I think its more likely that he's been advised that pundits are expected to have unique opinions.
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>>153846317
>they are the best they are just not playing well!
What the fuck is he even saying
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>>153846408
True!
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>>153846814
he is saying Liverpool have better players than everyone else, which is true
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>>153846861
Why would he say something so bold and yet so wrong?
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>>153846560
I hate CP
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Arteta has yet to win this season
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>>153846913
Winning it in November worked out well for Maresca after all
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>>153846887
You'll never have a successful career in politics with that attitude
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havin it
avin itttt
AVIN ITTT
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Just discovered that Joshua Zirkzee has more UCL titles than Arsenal
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he won it at bayern* (KWABber of Arsenal)
not tran u
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When will manu even win a relevant trophy again?
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>Igor Tudor: "Cuti Romero and Palhinha are out. Micky van de Ven is out. Bissouma has a problem and Conor has a fever but we hope he will be okay.
>“Always something happen. Very rare and I've NEVER seen this in my career"
You just wonder what they're holding back for the 10:30pm embargo if this is what's coming out already.
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Finish.
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>>153847209
Michael Owen's favourites for the title won't have an easier match all season than on Sunday
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>>153847231
but they play POOCHESTER STINKNITED in May
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>Real Madrid has advanced 35 of 35 times they won by 3 or more goals the first leg of CL
Pepsisters...
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>>153847209
Bruh. 13 injuries is insane.
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>>153847322
No shit. People talked as if a 3 goals advantage is easy to overturn
Remontada my ass
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>>153847283
that part
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if ww3 ever breaks out and martial law is declared, are any of you geographically close enough to Gary Neville to take him out?
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>>153847349
They're literally throwing it now. You see them do this when they know they're going to get relegated. They feign injury so they don't get injured for real and end up unable to leave in the summer.
Now the only question is who goes down with Spurs and Wolves. Burnley?
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>>153847729
>Now the only question is who goes down with Spurs
don't go putting the mashing before the peeling
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>>153847742
As stated previously, the players have given up and are looking after number 1. It's over.
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>>153847349
someone made a video about whether having this retractable field that both spurs and real madrid have is playing a part in their injuries. because these two teams have a lot of injured players that were mostly getting injured in their own stadium, whether during matches or during training, and most of them are relatively severe injuries. it's something to do with the depth of the grass and the gravel bed underneath it.
perhaps it's something worth looking into
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>Igor Tudor has issued a stirring battle cry to his wounded Tottenham troops: "I always like to say to the players, 'don't be a victim, don't think it's not about me'. That can be the problem more than all these things about Tottenham and club. You know, like magic on the club, like bad black magic, and these other bullshit"
>"He will play, for sure” said the Croatian on Kinsky. “He came back the day after and was very good in training. Positive. Nothing else. So, this situation happened, very rare, probably the first and last time in my life and the life of a lot of people but this can happen."
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>>153847910
>don't be a victim
Liverpool lodging a complaint and demanding a postponement.
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Benjamin Tesco has more Premier League goals than Squirtz and Insect combined
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Spurs sacked Martin Jol at half time once then told him to still finish the match
Could see that again!
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is it legal for a team to bring their own pitch drying equipment to an opposing stadium and to dry the penalty area to their standards before kickoff?
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>>153847729
You're right with this one
Spurs going down feels so inevitable and that's why they're all going after it in the press. They'll need some serious PGMOL nonsense to help them now and even Liverpool who have been gifted this all season (not anti-Liverpool just being honest, seem to have had the most absurd calls this season) aren't looking great
I can't think when a relegation this big last took place. It's hard to really gauge it because clubs which went down in the PL era were completely deserving at the time and Spurs feel like a bit of a fake big club anyway
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>>153848066
>I can't think when a relegation this big last took place

I don't think it ever has has it? I want to say Villa or maybe Newcastle. Villa because they were founding members of the PL and Newcastle because they had been playing in Europe for the previous few years.
Villa had been lower midtable for a while before they were sunk. Newcastle were more up and down, but more comfortably midtable before getting relegated.
Neither were hyped as much as Spurs though.
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'Arry's horse finished 8th
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Liversissy has been banged up for possession of CP. Nasty little cretin he is.
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>Scholes and Sutton criticise Arsenal for their way of winning games
>both played in teams that won by relying heavily on set-pieces
Thinking there might be a bias in the media, lads. From Pardew saying there should be an asterisk next to the win, to Obi Mikel saying 'he wouldn't recognise them as champions'. I know it's all for clicks and views, but when Spurs and Chelsea fans are calling you out for saying this shit.

Also this article doesn't point out that the entire league has fewer open play goals than ever. Only City have scored more open play goals than Arsenal, I believe.
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>>153848311
why has germany annexed that graph
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>>153848311
>Using a tactic from 30 years ago
>Actually defending it
>Rely on it even more than they did 30 years ago
>Actually defending it

State.
Also City have the most open play goals, but because Arsenal have played an additional game it puts them behind Chelsea and Liverpool on an open play goals per game basis.
Also there's been less open play goals this season because it's a weak season overall.
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>>153848440
>Also City have the most open play goals
Which is what I said. And yes, Arsenal have the second most open play goals. And I said, again, that the season overall has had fewer open play goals. It isn't new.

The seethe and bias over Arsenal using a legit tactic to win games when everybody plays 5 ATB 'low block' is somehow not allowed now.

Just for reference, Arsenal won't win anything this season, btw. But the seething over something that WON'T HAPPEN Is fucking baffling.
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It was further confirmed this afternoon that Liverpool directly complained to X to get the Grok posts deleted
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Arsenal are SHIT. They have shit players who play boring shit thug football all the time and they cheat at every set piece. I don't understand why there is so much pushback from Arsenal fans on this point.
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seething shitizen (liverpool only have one fewer set piece goal btw)
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You would think Arteta would lead by example and stay in his technical area after he was the one who cried for the rules to be made stricter. Bizarrely he's the only one who doesn't adhere to it and the only one who isn't punished for breaching it.
Must be a coincidence.
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PL/FA should dock City 6pts for the 115 and then watch them win the league anyway. Would be funny as fuck.
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>>153848729
>think rules should be stricter
>they're not made stricter
>you therefore stick to the rules that exist
Not really difficult, is it? It's like how once upon a time, you couldn't be punished for driving with your phone if you weren't making a phonecall, because the law stated phone call. So if you said you were on a game or doing music, there was no crime. They changed that like 5 years ago.
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>>153848753
our heroic delivery drivers are exempt from this I assume as I have never seen them driving without their face looking at the gps (not a distraction btw)
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>>153848623
Cant hack the banter
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just remembered that newcastle offered more money for sesko than the club that eventually bought him
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>>153848753
>they're not made stricter
They were though. That's why I've disregarded the rest of your post aw.
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>>153849126
KEK
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>>153849126
Ekitike as well
Eddie Howe couldn't pull in a Newcastle night club :(
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>>153848729
Yes well El Kloppo would run up and down the length of the pitch during matches and get no card whatsoever due to his 'passion as a foreigner' so it's fine
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>>153848311
the entire league has been poor this season. I'd argue the only teams that have overperformed compared to previous seasons are Brentford, Fulham and Sunderland (by virtue of being a promoted side that never really got involved in the relegation scrap)
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>>153849126
PUT 'T IN'T'FOOKING LOOV LA! GRIMSBEH LUCKY HE DIDN PLAY 'GAINST 'EM!
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>>153849620
Maybe Everton as well?
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>>153849620
Fulham are where they always are unless they're getting relegated
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cumblasting cum at the thought of Tottenham (aka rottenham) getting relegated (aka smellegated)
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Pep went on an unhinged rant about what he read on social media about his tactics, then said he never reads it actually but the press officer tells him, then a journalist asked him why he's bothering to even pay attention so Pep immediately backpedals and said he actually had no clue what's said on social media and he just made it up
It'll be everywhere tomorrow as it was held back for the embargo, he ends up looking absolutely ridiculous
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>>153850865
Just came in your pre-bed cuppa x
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no good football games on until monday so i shall be watching rugby tomorrow instead
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>>153850865
just saw the clip. klopp-esque
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Grim
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>>153836475
PREDICTIONS

>Saturday
Arsenal 1-1 Everton
Burnley 2-3 Bournemouth
Chelsea 4-1 Newcastle United
Sunderland 0-1 Brighton & Hove Albion
West Ham United 0-2 Manchester City

>Sunday
Crystal Palace 2-1 Leeds United
Liverpool 2-2 Tottenham Hotspur
Manchester United 1-0 Aston Villa
Nottingham Forest 1-3 Fulham

>Monday
Brentford 3-0 Wolverhampton Wanderers
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>>153851818
clueless
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>>153852100
why's that then lad
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>>153852260
everton aren't getting a goal
chelsea aren't scoring 4
brighton aren't getting the win
shittingham (tottingham) are not scoring 2 (lmao)
united aren't beating villa
forest will win
brentford aren't keeping a clean sheet
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Tottenham fan suicide TV

Like and subscribe
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>>153855255
Night all Spurs are getting relegated
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>>153855436
Sweet dreams king, they're getting gone.
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>>153855787
Thank you baby
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Morning all Spurs are getting relegated
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If liverpoo don't win against spurs tomorrow, liversissy will NOT be welcome back here.
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>>153857868
Liverpool are shit, so no one will be surprised when they lose and the /lug/ will peter out after 15 posts.
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>>153857868
don't worry Slot knows how to space out his win
He's definitely raping Spurs tomorrow and then proceed to crash out of the champion league
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AND
WE'RE
LIVE
This morning to tell you that Man Dilated are a grim little club
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>>153848663
We are shit this season. And we were shit last season as well. I don't really get the point defending that.

Although we are in no way better or worse than any other club when it comes to tugging and blocking other players/keepers when it comes to corners. Last season we were one of the worst teams when it comes to that. This year no.
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>>153858725
>We
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>>153858725
Which part of Arsenal are you from mate
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>>153836932
The BBC have always promoted gayness.
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>>153858889
Have a nagila
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Another day another mantroony midnight melty
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The tranny derby has an early kick off today...
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my arsies
my firesies
:)
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>No 12:30 kickoff
>2 God Six games at the same time
Hate this feel, lads
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>Sunday game again
This season's schedule for Man United is gay as fuck
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>>153859499
We don't sign our posts here
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>>153859520
mr fuck is a well-respected member of our community.
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love checking the comments on womens football arcticles on bbc

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/cj6d4ex9l7lo#comments
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>>153859580
Removed Comment
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>>153858963
The supporter part
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THE CLAIM: Darren Anderton was introduced as a 'legend' on talkSPORT when asked to talk about Spurs' imminent relegation
[VERIFIED AS TRUE]
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>>153859773
desu he had more talent than anyone on the current arsenal team. just injury prone
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Y-'s Law in full-flow these past few months.
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>>153846437
>a wage structure and player transaction approach that had impacted competitiveness
anti-semitic undertones
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>>153847785
the joins between slabs are an issue. it is not possible to have gapless sections, so the players will be stepping on the joins.
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>>153858889
The most cowardly customerbase in world football. Probably in history.
Sleepwalking to the National League and they only protest (same 30 mongs each time) every 3 months.
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luv photos like these
>The Spurs fans were restless at White Hart Lane from early on in the 1976-77 season
notable because that was the last time they were relegated.
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>>153859896
finkin about liam bradys goal there

corrrr
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>>153859896
Hoddle looking straight SEETHING there desu
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just support other teams
its not that hard
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>>153836644
wait AI was based all along?
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>>153860149
Why do you think they took Tay from us?
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great britain should withdraw from the world cup in retaliation against the unjust actions of america
thots?
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>>153860797
don't think great britain is at the world cup mate
your abandoned homeland is likely going to replace iran by default anyway
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>only two sloppa early games
Why
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>Milner and GroB in midfield for Brighton
Combined age of over 100 surely
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provided world cup is going as planned (heh), how will england do their lineup btw?
I cant imagine who's gonna be the starting midfielders
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>>153860969
Rice + 2
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>>153860797
>thots?
yes please
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Blunderland are not going back to the championship anytime soon
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>>153857868
Based
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>>153861358
that's what they said about 19/20 sheffield united
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>>153860111
The photographer was a cripple.
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luv ballard, me
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>2 irrelevant 14 games
>Both slurpers
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Could Spurs even end up being 20th?
I thought that honour would go to Burnley but they're playing well today and showing some fight unlike the aforementioned lily(livered)whites.
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sunderland apparently have 3 joneses on the bench
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>>153862136
>>153862136
CHELSEA vs newcastle
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>>153862074
>Y. Minteh 58'
kek
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Man...what a day for prem fixtures especially considering UCL results. None of the teams in the UCL spots can afford to drop points but because the results were so horrendous in Europe if you believe for even a slight second you can turn it around do you put out sandbag teams. Fun day!
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>>153862339
Pop back to your own sports, like driving around in circles or watching kangz throwing eggs around whilst you're bombarded with adverts.
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>>153862089
thanks for keeping up with the jones'
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>>153862089
if they started a football tricks channel they could call it Keeping Up with the Joneses
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Rough 2nd half of the season for Sunderland. Hopefully they get some good transfers in the summer and challenge for europa conference league
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>>153862339
Modern managers don't really believe in wholesale changes like that these days. The aim is to have smaller squads with players match-ready every 3/4 days
You can see it with Chelsea who have their strongest side out today. At 70 minutes he'll sub off the important ones
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My new hobby? Commenting on neapolitan pizza videos and images saying they're burnt and have not enough cheese. Makes people so mad.
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Brighton are such gay ass team when you expect them to win they lose when you expect them to lose they win
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>>153862490
I feel that way about Bournemouth. 0-0 at Burnley?
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Wednesday with 21 home defeats in a row which is an outright ENGLISH FOOTBALL RECORD!!!
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>+1 point
Burnley will catch up to spuds
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>>153862567
Vid related
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>>153862567
>non-league
Genuinely never cared about anything less in my life 2bh
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>>153862621
What about losing your virginity, you've never shown any interest in doing that
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>>153860820
we're gonna forfeit as well since the US is bombing the shit out of us. FIFA wants UAE over iraq anyway...
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>>153862719
trump likes the idea of iraq qualifying because it's that much cheaper to swap out the lettering from "iran"
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>>153862710
You say that, but the reality is I'm fucking you're mom
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>>153862752
nah rubbish
he won
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>>153862730
factual, however there's still the possibility that they can't tell the difference between iraq and iran which can have lethal consequences.
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>>153862567
Weird part is they aren't even playing that badly right now
They'd beat Spurs
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>Martin Samuel: Silence over plight of Iran women shames football and Gianni Infantino
the fucking gall of this bloke who's rimming the Saudis every other article
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10 points
League is a wrap
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This dowman kid is miles better than yamal
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Did not see either of that result coming desu
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new youngest ever premier league goalscorer
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FACT: Max Dowman, 16, has scored more Premier League goals in 2026 than Spurs have wins
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>newcastle 9th
>sunderland 13th
oh no no no
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It got even more retarded

clown show shit

they lost btw
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Anyone got the pic of the Chelsea players making a huddle around the referee?
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>>153865288
>ref in the team talk
lmao wtf is this
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>>153865306
It's all over twitter
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>>153865288
>>153865306
AYYYYYYYY

Genuinely what the FUCK are they doing? Kek
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>>153865306
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-15646297/Chelsea-Paul-Tierney-huddle-Cole-Palmer.html
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>>153865336
surrounding and trapping the ref like that probably means the Premier League is going to stamp this shit out sooner
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>>153865336
Came here to ask about this, what the fuck are chelshit at and how long before the league put the knee on them for this? Knobs
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I think Chelsea fans are especially retarded. Their only solution after every loss is to sack the manager. It's happened under every manager in the past 8 years
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>>153865531
I will say though that this particular recruitment NEVER made sense
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We won.
again.
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this lot are gonna look so stupid when chelsea finish sixth and liam rosenior is managing in league two in three years
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>>153865571
makes plenty of sense when you realise the SDs are taking brown envelopes from their agent friends, also sacked the best youth coach in maybe the world and installed their mate from Kinetic who doesnt even have the required badges so they had to hire a patsy assistant to fulfill those requirements
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>>153865571
I disagree, even if you ignore the fact that they were dealt a shit hand and forced to pick someone mid season Rosenior was a pretty logical choice.

Chelsea also just have been good under him, they look way better. My main issue is that more than any other fan base Chelsea fans seem to be just petulant children that want a new toy the SECOND they lose a game. The most entitled fan base that only started watching when Roman took over
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here's what non league cunts don't want to hear: fuck sheffield wednesday football would be better without them
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>>153865646
this Chelsea act was just so weird ffs the more you see it the worse it is
in fact this video is the worst one because you can see they slowly all weighed it up then made the decision to do it
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>>153865687
>go to r/chelseafc
>account talking about how they need to sack Liam
>click on account
>without fail the account has frequent posts in some third world star wars language

I hate non english premier league fans. It's a human rights tragedy that I have to read their thoughts and opinions
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>>153865687
>totnum
blel
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>>153865687
Yeah given the context they had to go with Rosenior I get that but only because they themslves made the daft decision to get rid of Maresca when KNOWING they could only go for Rosenior
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>>153865687
And this is with them pissing away 4 points against Sneeds and Bumley because they are the youngest team in the prem and frequently make mistakes due to their immaturity and lack of experience
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>>153865778
Enzo hired Jorge Mendes as his agent after winning the CWC and he started whispering in his ear like Grima Wormtongue, Chelsea were forced to get rid of Enzo. He was acting like a literal child, didn’t even address the team after the last loss, just stormed out like a little Italian weasel
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>>153865736
huge mistake by the keeper too
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>>153865830
it was because he was starting to push back on being told who to play, he obviously thought winning a meme friendly cup gave him clout
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Kek
>>153865736
B-b-but the media hates Arsenal guise!!!
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>>153865736
Can he even get the league medal as it stands? What is it, they have to play 5 games? Or be in the swuad for 5 games?
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>>153865955
don't think there is a rule for that anymore you just get 40 medals or something and decide who gets them, players and staff
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>>153865955
i know this from chiesa discourse last season, that basically the league winners can give medals to whoever they like, appearances be damned
which i think is fair
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>ynr when Liverpool disasterously tried out a 'You'll Never Walk Alone' goal song in the early 00s where it was just a burst of Gerry Marsden singing the 4 words
Hillsborough families complained and it was immediately stopped
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>>153866001
>>153866015
Oh, ok. Yeah, that's fair enough.
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>>153866056
I went to Anfield regularly during that time and never remember that happening.
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If Liverpool dont win tomorrow they've personally stopped Spurs being relegated
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>>153865924
>cole palmer trying to look hard
Cunts a chinless skeleton that couldnt stand up to a stiff breeze
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>>153865736
I don't remember you crying when Ngumoha scored that winner against Newcastle. Because of course you wouldn't.
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>>153866448
rio ngumoha is quite literally better at football than cody gakpo
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Has the state of premier league punditry (on mainstream channels at least) ever been worse than it is right now?

How can it be the case that the only person with an ounce of ball knowledge is literally a socially awkward autistic woman whose special interest is football?
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>>153866056
I went to every single game at Anfield during that time and that's exactly how it went.



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