City Edition>Fri 13.03.11.00 Alpine Skiing - M Super G, Courchevel (FRA)15.15 Biathlon - W 7.5km Sprint, Otepää (EST)>Sat 14.03.07.45 Cross-Country Skiing - Ski Classics - Birkebeinerrennet 53km, Rena-Lillehammer (NOR)10.00 Alpine Skiing - W Giant Slalom 1st Run, Åre (SWE)10.00 Cross-Country Skiing - M 50km Mass Start, Holmenkollen (NOR)10.45 Cross-Country Skiing - W 50km Mass Start, Holmenkollen (NOR)11.00 Alpine Skiing - M Downhill, Courchevel (FRA)13.00 Alpine Skiing - W Giant Slalom 2nd Run, Åre (SWE)13.30 Biathlon - M 12.5km Pursuit, Otepää (EST)14.30 Piggy Jump - HS134, Holmenkollen (NOR)16.00 Biathlon - W 10km Pursuit, Otepää (EST)16.40 Ski Jumping - HS134, Holmenkollen (NOR)Previous thread: >>153784658
1st for skijumping not being a real and serious sport
>>153836782trvke
>10.00 Cross-Country Skiing - M 50km Mass Start, Holmenkollen (NOR)>10.45 Cross-Country Skiing - W 50km Mass Start, Holmenkollen (NOR)kino
>>153836782Which ATK girlfriends episode is this?
>>153836782What caused the scar on her hand?
>>153836810She's a cutter
This might be a concussion
>>153836810Rat-bites. That's why she has all the little sribble tattoos to cover up the scars
>>153836840Are we talking about the same scar? The ones on her arm are rat-bites, but the 10 cm scar on her hand was definitely not caused by a pet>>153836819Sounds more reasonable. Cutting yourself is already crazy, but a swirly 10 cm scar with fake stitch scars is just fucked up
Linn was salty about Tank taking her lane after the speed bump in her semifinal, and Klaebo has been taken to the hospital for a check-up.
>>153836934Drammen always makes for kino races. Even funnier than the Davos Anti-Norgay-Corner.
>>153836924She tried to kill herself twice by slicing her arms
15th for Witchcraft
that fucking raccoon has done damage to the other skating sports too
>>153836924I was kidding digga, she was/is a cutter
>>153836976wtf why, shes so cute
>>153837093Too much pressure from the evil sneedskating sporthttps://www.lt.se/2022-09-13/forsokte-avsluta-sitt-liv-efter-depressionen-det-var-valdigt-morkt/
>>153837093Even cute girls can suffer from mental illness, the other day I read that ~10% of teenage girls suffer from some form of eating disorder. I imagine that in the ones that have hopes of being athletes that is even higher considering the pressures involved.
>>153837134sweeney vibes
>>153837134>jobbet som blev hennes vändningmcdonalds...?
>>153838392Ditching Grotian for Stacy? Power Move, she's Queen Bee now with Branzi gone.
>>153837093women will do anything for attention
>Sturla>fastest skier>36th fast shooterit happened again....
bare butt hagens dancing
>>153838802wad the best eesti music besides: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dllo85ZSUk
>>153837083Leave Alysa out of this.
Kys simp
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNaB7jpWO3oIs Eesti the cooler brother of Suomi or the retarded little sister? That's the question.
>>153837319Get me the fuck away from these social media whores.
>>153839636>he says in a simp thread
>there are anons itg who hasn't realized how enormously benefitial it is to shoot 10s faster than the competition every time you're at the rangeis this just cope from fans of slowfags?
pew pew pew
>>153836773gaijin always change rules of nordic ski and ski jump when japanese winit is not fair competition
>>153843685true
We did it Zobel-Ultras
>>153842480>>153843321>ogre-poster in charge of understanding biathlonsee>>153838552
>>153837021I wanna pop that pimple and then lick all the gunk
>>153843685
Our Girl goes 2nd today
>>153836782>>153837083>this nigga only here to seethe over superior sportsMaybe you should see a special doctor like the other angry bois
>>153844269it is bad manners to not ask before recline idiot
>>153843685you posted this already
>>153844707He posts it in several threads. I think he's banned from making OPs now for making the same thread all the time. Just recline and let him seethe.
Not pictured: Jules reflexively reaching for the back pocket to check for loose wallets.
>>153838392>>153838802unattractivedon't post this shit
>>153839629die
>>153844781I think something else is not pictured!
>>153844744>seethe It's an american english teacher false-flagging. Learn your 4chins, good sir *tips fedora*
>>153844943This guy is way too autistic to be an english teacher or private paco though. So either it's someone completely new and dedicated to the part, or it's some nip/pol/ hikikomori.
Why does China have so many cripples?
Klæbo is skipping the 50km in KollenGot a concussion when he fell in Drammen
>>153845027Germanybros...we beat norway at last
>>153845027Have you seen their workplaces?
>>153837134>mental illness in a sport that's 99% social media 1% sportNOOO WAAAAY
>>153845027Probably lots of rigging. Some guy decent at skiing but not good enough for FIS WC? Better stab his eyes or his ears or cut off his hand
Visualizing Volfas Vulva
Watch Men
>>153845516She is 20 you sick fuck
>>153845027
>>153843621perfect shooting speed, damn she's good
>>153845552
>>153845586Almost 19 now, the old hag.
>>153845586trad
>>153845600I think she was 17 in that Pic
>>153845586That helmet triggers my trypophobia
>>153845624>loose skin on tummyThis woman has given birth
>>153845027nobody can tell if they have downs or just are chinese
>0 comments on men's race>20 comments on underage girl woman bitsnever change, biathlonMeanwhile, Franzoni in the lead
>swiss skiing
That's not very Cash Money
>>153845678Not a big fan of this desu senpai
clean it up slope janny
What's his Job?
>>153845755He watches out for the wood rapists
>>153845680Men's race and Elian had season ending injury, but I'm still watching it but nothing to comment
>>153845762But there's already one below him
>>153845804it sucksHe will be back at full health I hope
>>153845806And he is watching out for him :-)
Small Globe to Odi
It's actually ridicuous. Their post DNF upright skiing down while sulking is so far ahead of literally every tryhard on tourist slopes. These athletes are so good
>odidoesntwinlol
This course is too curvy for Domme. He likes them flat like NoKo girls
>>153845705
>>153845934Beat Feuz' second breakfast
>>153845951My second breakfast
It's not over yet, Jocher will snatch the Victory.
>>153845953I bet Beat eats cheese in the traditional Helvetian style.
I love women's
>>153846336They love you too
>>153846450I could settle down with a 8/10 Gyda gf. It would be fine.
>12°C in EstoniaWill Jules compete naked today?
>>153846635Hopefully.
Otepää MSFS 2024
>>153846678>>153846685best Nordic country
>>153846635jules a poil
Pizza&Biathlon :P
>>153846824that's the life
>>153846824A Daring Synthesis
>>153845697hnnnnnnnnnngh
Watch Women
Thx ARD
>tfw biathlon is on
I'm feeling a cheeky Ukaleq win today, lads
>>153847048
>>153847056Future best girl
>>153847052It would be extremely cheeky
Lora
L O R AORA
tite Lora spotted
The plucky female hero
>>153847120>>153847123
Lena is a qt
Today I feel Estonian
Did Lena Haecki get even größer?
Denmark suit is kino
It's Hristover
>>153847163Unlucky with wind
Big gusts on the range, Lora's bib was fluttering in the wind.
>>153847163pichler will spank her tonight
It's her Day
>>153847120>>153847123I can see my workbench from here
>>153847157well...
Kaisa was talking about the sun shining from the right on the range at a nasty angle and people could be expected to wear funky DIY glare shields, here's the German "torn bit of ammo box" example.
>the fucking dane again
GUT DASS ES LAVITA GIBT
>>153847182Jules will use Justine's credit card
heat pumps
Grande Michela
>>153847188checked and keked
>>153847182German engineering at its finest
I miss her
AFLA
letsgo lora
SKI FASTER HURENHEIMER
Marthe and Lora :)
>>153847205>>153847206Hive mind
Imagine if we combined Fichtner shooting and Tannheimer's skiing
>tandreshart
Imagine grabbing Lea Meier by the pigtails
Hurenheimer kwab, Stacy reigns supreme
>Tanne shooting
>Tanne
BESTONIA
>>153847217Speaking of which...
Spanking for Hurenheimer
>Tannheimer shootingGO KUELM GO
BEESTIESTI
>Fichtner lost 19 seconds alreadylol
CAM ON VANESSA
Tandrevold is fucking flying today. Just need a perfect standing shooting...
So Fichtner manages to lose 20sec on the track to Hristova within a single lap
>>153847254yeah..
>>153847249It's almost as if.....skiing is where your training focus should be
>>153847257>Hot Jeanmonnot
>>153847249>>153847255How do you become a professional skiier without being able to ski?
Wtf Fichtner losing time like mad.
>Tandreshart
>>153847267Course Time says +28s to Lora
Ingrid........................................................
>tandreshart tandresharting
?????INGIRD?? ?? ?? ???
>>153847266Because she is the best that our biathlon association were able to scout, in their infinite retardation
Did Ingrid shoot all five or just bang one off into the horizon so wide it missed the target altogether?
Tandredog pulling a Fichner K W A BWAB
Poor tandreheart
>>153847281Heh, she just needs more time....she can be as successful as Rees if we give her some seasons
>norwegian shooting*farts*
I love women!
JANINER
German nationalism on the rise
JANINATANNEskip prone next time
>Hoeberg
>Hettich-Walz setzt hier eine richtige Duftmarke
UKALEQ SPOTTED
>H-berg shootingYou're supposed to be the best Öberg!
Ohnonono big freeze
Le shoot slow and ski slow woman
>>153847315kekexactly my thoughts
Machinegun Voigt
>Freezenessa 1:12 minutes standing shootingshoot-slow-anon has been real quiet about this
>slownessa
Based slow shooter
Voigt did a Dothotea
German Wierer
Voigt shoots like she's handling a musket and has to reload
voigt wtf
Holy slow
Based Nosenessa shooting, Now if she only knew how to ski.....
stupid statpadding whore wtf
SHOOT FASTER YOU THURINGIAN WITCH
You win if you hit all targets, right?
JUST IN>JUSTINE
tandrefast
>JUSTineNot again...
>>153847306Julia sucks at prone
>>153847289>these clowns are supposed to be the pride and joy of norgay
Loudog slow, it's like she wants to fumble the Overall
L I S A
>>153847364Big Red Minge is my Queen
>>153847364brest grills
Jules fast
>start showing Hobbitsson shooting prone>quickly switch to Hettich-Walz skiing>then switch to E-berg shooting standing>not one shot from Hobbitsson shownThey're bullying short individuals.
>>153847374Maren means My Queen in french
>Bergs
Hanna got Voigt-disease
>>153847364They aren't (because Ida is missing)
Lou time
>>153847364Love them!
D O GOG
SUVI>Benes
SUVI
S U V I
>1.7s gap between Voigt and Tannheimer
Im smelling another podium germbros, Janina had a great last lap
LISA
JUNIJUNIJUNI
>>153847416>Just shoot slow>You'll lose less time if you don't miss 3 times
Whale crossed the finish line
what is it with french women and shitty tattoos?
JUNI AND LISA
L I S AISA
>>1538474204thmany incoming
FRAUDSTER'D
A POIL JULES
German Podium stolen
Francewinslol
>most hateable biathlete wins againWhy bros? Im looking forward to hatewatching her downfall in a few seasons though
meh
>>153847448She dindu nuffin
CANADA SWEEP
>estonian timekeeping
DOGGYDOGWORLD
>Estonian timing
>>153847448
suvi pls
>>153847448Success breeds jealousy.
I love watch women's hips when they're in standing shoot position
>>153847454They're just too strong
Jules ded
simon makes me root for palestine
TEREZA
>Lambitch
tiny tereza
Tereza shooting really well again and Lampic only 0+2 today
only 2 miss, not bad
When they zoom in on them writhing on the ground I imagine them taking a dick up their butt
>>153847472Fake news i'm affraid
>Jules the 1st place thiefLISA WAS SUPPOSED TO WIN
WOOF WOOF
>Riechst du das Erik
VOLFA
volfa:)
HOUR OF THE WOLF
Simon is just unstoppable right now, especially with her shooting. I'm gonna be really sad if that ugly criminal keeps winning
4thMANY
>fourthmany
We got cucked again
DOG'D
>>153847498HAHAHAHAHA THEY GOT TOO COCKY
>4thmany
i'm tired
Hot Lou Jeanmonnot
Total Julia domination!
>>153847522Das Rite
jeanne flag fast.gif
>>153847490Same, but it's my dick.
>it seems that my superiority is ruffling some feathers
>>153847526Faster
based /ourgirl/ LouDAWG
grim
>>153847501lewd and cute. you can tell that she'd be very pretty without the suit.
>>153847525>>153847535Mark Zuckerberg is a biathlon athlete since when?
>kink
Based retard, also good shit from the Wolf
>>153847448but hoeberg didn't win today. Far from it. lol
>>153847541someone should post proof
>Kink
what is Julia's kink?
TOP TEN
>I better check if /biathlon/ is cheering Volfa again
>the absolute state of germanyWhy not just make your young sluts do some training laps and build some muscles?
>She's right behind us, isn't she
>the absolute state of norgay
Tereza Vinklarkova will quit biathlon after the season and join glue classics.
>>153847572>t. dominates the first two stages then do nothing country
>>153847582Masterclass
>>153847572Plz understand they are so young and just need more time
4thnessa 0+0... and is in TWENTY-EIGHTH FUCKING PLACE, +1:38.6 behind.>>153847583Huh, looks like she's taking inspiration from Stina.
>>153847586jokes's on you. i usurally root for peach, simon and the other french girls. i'm an anti-fan of the swedeoids except for gestblom.
Lou Doggy Dog gets the Sprint Globe
I like Moldava's outfit!
Knotten has taught Randby everything she knows about finishing
>>153847583correct move with ilona&co coming up
someone pls webm the frenchies with the haribo
Yle was making fun of Kirkeeide for always packing a lot of food for a race.
>3 wins from 4 individual world-cup races now for simonbased. I wish she'd been like this earlier in the season too. she'd have absolutely demolished loudawg.
>>153847634I'd give her an additional sausage
Bened needs to be dropped for Jeanne. I'm sick of this shit
>>153847629danke finnbro
>>153847644for me it's raspberry
>>153847652meant for >>153847644 ofc
>>153847644>No Just or JulesThe Perfect French Team, no Drama just Frens
>>153847644the goldenbears
Venlacat misses pursuit by 0.3 seconds
minge sad.>>153847671me sad
Doga
Loulou secures the sprint globe and Tereza and Volfa still doing really well.
German Biathlon died with her
>>153847588awoooo
>>153847588is she peak waifu in the sport now?
>>153847644wholesome
>>153847759She's still Top Dog
if you went on a date with the dog, what compliments would you give her during it? biathlon related compliments not allowed.
>>153847836>You have great fur, I mean hair
>>153847836how well she has trained her dog. it doesn't give a fuck no matter how she dresses and decorates it
>>153847869she would really like that one
>>153847836I wouldn't say a single word to her. I would listen to what she has to say, and that's what no one did.
>>153847836I’d ask her about her thoughts on skijumping and depending on her answer compliment her on her real and serious taste
>>153847589>dat profile pic on that meier womanLMAO
>>153847759for me makula and ilona
Meier did the same thing Lisa did twice when she was in her dark times. Shoot, reload, adjust sights, reload again ejectindg an unused cartridge.
>>153844166Germans in charge of separating posters
>>153848158big horse
Heta is only doing jump now?
>>153847596She cracked on her standing shoot and took a full 1:12 to complete it.
>>153848209Seems like she likes to jump, today skijump, tomorrow nokohttps://www.fis-ski.com/DB/general/results.html?sectorcode=JP&raceid=7564https://www.fis-ski.com/DB/general/results.html?sectorcode=NK&raceid=3530
>>153848290sad
>>153848290maybe jump tomorrow as well then, if she qualifies
>>153848398Did she hire slow shooting anon as a coach?
For those interested the backstage of the Joy vs Jenning race: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obETcPmPJwMJoy and Kjeld's coffee maker is insanely bougie, and why do they have a skateboard in the kitchen?
>>153848420Forgot pic
>>153847501she's got a nice pelvic floor and butt :)
>>153848290hard working and competing girl, remember to buy flying heta merch!
>>153848560ok heta
>>153848402I think my Witch Wife is slightly autistic and doesn't want to miss a shot, no matter what
>>153848577sizes up to 5xl!
Which Norwegian will win the 50km now that Kläbo is out?
>>153848688Korostelev
>>153848685she knows her fans
>>153848688>Callæ
>>153849044Sex with Diggers
dig with sexxers
>10.00 Cross-Country Skiing - M 50km Mass Start, Holmenkollen (NOR)>10.45 Cross-Country Skiing - W 50km Mass Start, Holmenkollen (NOR)just 45 minutes between the men and women? why. this is not comfy.
>>153849284more skiers on the track = more action
Just let them all start at the same time for maximum kaos
>>153849332>>153849369i expect chaos for producers that fuck up the comfy somehow, i don't know>muh revolutionary exciting new ski thing!just give me my normal 5 mil
>>153849383I saw some interview with one of the race directors who was very clear that is was a decision made because of TV rights.They are as retarded as the people who started the Hammer Series in cycling, thinking that what people who like cycling REALLY wanted to see was people going around a short course many times with lots of potential for crashing. Didn't quite work out.
>>153848688i was crossing my fingers for niskanen but he apparently isn't going to holmenkollen
holy fucking fuck frenchcanadiansnot only are the short track world championship stands completely empty, the stream image quality is awful qualityhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKMaNU7y7Lg
Happy birthday Shiffers
>>153849928"serious" sport
>>153849651qualifier days are always super empty, they usually bus in some schoolkids for thoserealistically the only countries that can fill a shorttrack event are the netherlands and south korea
>>153849940even with the meme shit happening its still more serious than skijumping
>>153849928weee
>>153850078You wouldn't know anything about ski jumping Svenne!
https://www.vg.no/sport/i/3p4PEL/frida-karlssons-gull-metode-jeg-lovet-meg-aa-aldri-lide-aa-mye-igjen
>>153849369>inb4 NEEEEEJEXTRA
>>153850263ebba running with the ski in her armpit gave me the best laughs ive had in probably last 10 years
>>153850276Don't forget the coach wiping out bringing her a new ski!
>>153850276
>>153850343
>>153849369They do that at Vasaloppet and it works fine. At least for the elite that doesn't get caught in the traffic jam at the first hill.
>>153849000I'd cum
>>153850372They start like 150 at a time, the first downhill is complete kino for the amateurs.
Cross posting. It's øver! RIP
>>153850587F
>>153850587who dat?
>>153847543Be nice please.
>>153856485susan dunklee
>>153849772Handlebars always get me...
>>153856485Gurp.She was forced to retire to America after the new French coach replaced all the heritage winning girls with shitty le pacey ngubus in an effort to go from 6 consecutive first place finishes to a 3rd or fourth
Time for double poling!
Kardin with equipment problems again.
stakestina
stina is kill
>>153857870>27 years oldwhat's wrong with her facedoes she have a syndrome?
>>153858000Not using suncream syndrome
Looks like decent wind in Norway plus the fog.
>>153856485foreigner detected. how can you even live in Norway without stumbling across guro melk in the super market?
>>153858145milk is for babies
>>153836773
>>153858000Qt Syndrome
Can Emmer win today?
>>153858221>GSAbsolutely not
>>153846678>>153846685wtf?do u have mods or does 2024 render terrain height and trees that well?2020 was terrible with trees
>>153858172literally looks like a sixty year old methhead
>>153858261no mods, realistic trees and grass are a huge improvement in 2024
>Myhlback
>>153858160brownness confirmed
>>153858338
Where watch noko
>>153848434brapis that kind of coffee that good?i always hear of expensive machines breakingi just pour boiling water over fresh grounds in a a cup, stir and drink... i doubt their machine is much improvement on my method
Bångman a cute
>>153858373Today is just a provisional round so I don't think there is any stream
>>153858401Grim
>>153858338>realistic trees and grass are a huge improvement in 2024jesus.... i might have to get the new one thendo u know if mods/3rd party aircraft purchases carry over into the new game?
>>153858432they carry over if they are compatible, most are compatible
>>153858440excellent...gonna have to look into it..made way too many plane buys to just throw that away
Hype!
Myhlback cant glide
Chances of surprise sausages in today's race?
Our girls have conspired together to put the pace up against the Norgirls
>>153858558Basically 0. Shit weather and virtually no promotion of the event. Plus they have focused on TV rather than actually wanting people to show up.
>>153858558got your sausage right here
>>153858569>Plus they have focused on TV rather than actually wanting people to show up.always shit idea
Ayo, what if... and hear me out... her parents are Froggoboos and her name is actually pronounced CUMMIE Rast?
>>153858609Especially today when you can't see shit on tv because of the fog.
>-1.44Camille Camille Camille
R A S T
>>153858569because of last (?) years drunk mess?
Comfy myst. Looks very mysterious
>>153858642That's most years
>-1.44s on the 4th place after just one runjust end it here and give her the first place already
>>153858621It's Camilasimple ass
>>153858632
>>153858652It's wintersports, anon. Not divgrass where everbody is mentally gone after 2-0. Everything can happen, especcialy a duurrrr moment
And here's to you, Mrs. RobinsonJesus loves you more than you will knowWhoa, whoa, whoaGod bless you, please, Mrs. Robinson
>>153858669>a duurrrr moment
>>153858670When Cheesus distributed thigh meat Mrs Robinson got a triple portion. And then there was none left for Frida :-(
>>153858642That was 2018 or 19.The problem that year wasn't people being drunk, that's always the case. The problem was that there weren't around buses or t-bane because the county didn't commit extra resources, so people were stuck up in holmenkollen for hours with no way to get back home.Had they actually bothered to do a modicum of planning, there would have been no problems, but instead of planning better next year, they decided along with the police that they didn't want to deal with it, and started to discourage people from showing up. The covid happened and no one could really show up, and since then they've done no promotion to get people back.
>>153858669there are still cosmic constants which will never change, like Thea ending up on the 4th placeI apply for honorary German citizenship for Th4a
>>153858669>>153858683Only Lena is capable of doing that
>SHIFFERS
>>153858692Up until yesterday we thought that Klaebo winning sprints was one of them constants
>Winningest
>Swedish skiing
>swedish skiing
>>153858699He'd be a constant winner just like the Ayatolla would be the constant leader of IranAmericans dropping you will change the game.
Pikachu ^_^
They're making fun of Calle because Calle said he was in bad form CURRENTLY
>>153858731Form is temporaryClass is permanent
Don't scratch your fat ass on the Telly Lena
What happened to Calle, i didn't realise i had viaplay
cant see shit
Lara Della Mea not only sounds like a pornstar, she looks like one as well.
>>153858748Saving him for Lake Placid, this race would be too easy for him
>>153858715>nothing would change if things didn't changehurrrr
Lara No Hugs too slow and lucky to even make it down.
>>153858750Oceane Michelon is the best Pornstar name
It's so Colturiover
stina status?
>>153858816ded
>>153858790Kaysha Love
>>153858825rip
>>153858816Still best girl but +2.37 behind at 39km.
What did Shiff do in last part to lose all that time
Two races at the same time on the same track. Wtf Norway
thats some heavy fog
>>153858846Multitrack skiing. Get with the times, bro
>>153858846Trying to appeal to the ADHD crowd as well as tv producers.They are basically throwing everything at the wall to see what sticks in order to desperately try to attract new audiences.They really REALLY fucked up selling tv rights to viaplay and are unable to admit that short-term profit chasing really hurt their long-term prospects.
>>153858688>2018 or 19.basically last year
>>153858790Cassidy GrayDoriane EscaneSimone Wild
>>153858858Commentators at least said it was because the crowds were usually worse on Sundays. And being traditionalists they're a bit skeptic
are they actually going to release the women? i thought it was just pekka fucking up the schedule
>>153858879They really are. Imagine letting Heidi loose in this clusterfuck
>>153858879When the men are at 45 minutes.>>153858875They've been "worse" on sundays since a lot of people have been partying all the night from saturday. But again the problem has always been getting everybody off the mountain, not that people behave too badly at least during the races.
>>1538588795 minutes until their scheduled start still.
How are we feeling Frida sisters?
>>153858884>>153858887>>153858896thats cray cray
JESSIE JESSIE JESSIE
How am I supposed to follow 2 races and ALL MEN
>>153858909Trött
>>153858909hungry
1. Kramer2. Hoffmann3. Mackie
How does she smile so much?
>>153858909total faith and love in frida
>>153858922Open your third eye!
>>153857236years ago there was a webum of Geidi doing this exercise. anyone else remembers. 100% sure I saw it posted here
>>153858938Fake as fuck American, she's probably dead inside.
Business idea: individual start, classic, two separate days
>>153858951>individual startno
>no dedicated mens and womens stream>also no constant picture in picture with the front of the other raceWhy are noobs tv directing?!
>>153858951This is what we in Sweden call "Folkhemsskidlöpning"
SLURRRRRRRRRP
>>153858954They need to borrow TV directors from alpine.
stina 6th place btw
>>153858966I love dogs so much
How does it feel to get passed by 50 women
>>153858951mass start but in two or three groups to prevent slurping
>>153858944found in the archives
>>153858966Sandro has many faces
>>153858981>yes yes it's necessary that you wear the dirtiest socks during this exercizeme on the left
>>153858981thanks la. those socksies could only be more sexy if they covered the knees
bonus slut doing her usual thing
Business idea: stop showing the men
Looks like sleet and fog in Courchevel too to add to the fog in Norway.
Old Heidi webm thread!
>>153858988>that facial expressionImagine her orgasm face..
>>153858981sniiiiff
Couldn't they have used the brazilian carnival weather machine to remove the fog
>>153858988>>153858981>red bull canI thought these were just for sponsoring moneys. Athletes actually drink that liquid shit? And during training too?
>>153859004she's brown here
if they kept the race audio on and showed the ads muted i would be much less annoyed with viaplay
>>153859017She's always brown tho?
>>153859000DELAY plsI don't want to be following 3 races
>>153858998business idea: demonetize all men who are slower than the fasted womanif they want to be paid for slurping semen they should just shoot gay porn
>>153859004
>>153859018You only have the free channel? There's no commercial breaks on actual Viaplay
>>153859004how old is this webm?
>>153859026oh wait, it's fucknig cancelled
>>153859026Cancelled now.
>>153859043yes, im watching free viaplay sport on tv
>>1538590442008
Is Krüger back?
7 out 8 norwegian i the top, jesus
>lapaluuu
Watching this race makes me extremely insecure about my own shape since I've skied up most of these hills this winter, but at like 1/3rd the speed the pros do.
show WOMEN
Business idea: 50km but using sprint format with heats, semis and final
>>153859067based retard
Why was Simpson-Larsen shouting at Linn
>>153859097why not
>>153859097Wouldn't you?
Moseby of Norway
>>153859067why didnt she put all the poles in the bag?why didnt she close the bag?
Heidi must really concetrate on navigation in this fog.
>>153859072Many such cases
KRÜGER
As somebody who's used to watching 5 hour cycling races with nothing happening this is way too eventful for me
Krüger attack!
>>153859072I'm running a half marathon tomorrow, it's 3x 7km lap, I'm gonna get lapped by some men but my goal is not getting lapped by a women.
>>153859129negro women basically count as white men in marathon things
>>153859129Good Luck, Seppl
In the fog....nobody hears you scream
Men and women skiing together? Preposterous!
Jessie giving M*a Il*r no chance
>change to women>instant adfuck you viaplay
>>153859160it changed back to the men directly anyway
>>153859160its not much better on tv2this fucking sucks
business idea: Make women ski 42km and not 50km
>>153859168Make 90 km an Olympic distance
>>153859178t. Boss of Lager 157
Wow surprise breakout by the Slovak
stop showing men we already know norgay wins holy shit
>>153859193Well, he is the FIRST MAN after all
>Slind slant
>norwegian shooting
mackie
Missed that fucking holmenkollen is on, kino fog!
>>153859218Calm down, Tiril, biathlon starts 90 minutes from now
>>153859222checked and best post in thread
women be slurpin
Who the fuck is Andersen? And there’s 10 norgays in the top 12, lmao at mens langrenn
semen slurping women
The question is just how big the Norway sweep will be
>>153859267this is our house, lad
>>153859267>>153859277mad cuz bad
Based Brit
kek, careful with those drinks
Kek. Getting drunk in the middle of the race
I hate viaplay with all my heart
Didn't think I'd see the day where men slurp less than women
What are the odds it's not gonna be a triple norwegian sweep, 0,5% maybe?
Who the fuck are half these Norgays?
On the plus side, we'll get 45+min of WOMEN
>>153859309All of them are except Lovera who looks like he's about to die.
>>153859309it's your house, lad
Stupid anti Frida fog, norwegian sabotage
>>153859317>I drank the cheap beer>I'm drunk right now
>>153859317I love winter sports
>>153859317Hahaha based
Octuple sweep
>>153859317thanks, anon!>>153859309Nvm, Lovera dead now too. Top 8 norwegians.
oof
>>153859308I wrote this before Lovera perished
EBBA CRASH
>>153859317women would neverwhy are men so based?I'm gay btw
>>153859329Riveting
>Ebba
>>153859338What? Stupid tv didn't show that
>>153859338>>153859346Huh?
Holund would probably still be part of that top8
>>153859350I didn't see it or anything, but I'm looking at the times and suddenly she's thirty seconds behind
>>153859353
>>153859361The fog got her
>>153859317kekwho is that?
You could jump out of the woods, kidnap an athlete and nobody would see you
Stop showing the men, no one cares!
>>153859367(who here remembers this?)
Literally 8 norwegians in a group, why do they even invite the others?
I totally missed when they caught I.T.Andersen
>norgay octosweep
>>153859368Gabriel Gledhill (GBR)
>>153859317Is this considered as doping?
>>153859368absolute LAD'S LAD
STOP SHOWING MEN
>>153859387>>153859390having a pint with the lads
showthefemmes
E-Ebba's n-not fit after her sickness from t-the Olympics r-right guys? That's w-why she was s-so bad in Orsa a-and today o-otherwise she would win right?
>that speed difference between the men and the women
More like Hedefart
hedegoat
HEDEGART
skishooting wins!
Biathlon WINS! Not ev
cool
A biathlete won. kek
STOP THE COUNT
Biathlonbros, another victory for us!
Biathlete wins 50km, Norway octuple sweep.
He wasn’t even tired wtf
>rest of the world skiing
Why the fuck is he competing in skishooting?
>>153859430he was running on pure karsk
Okey switch over to the women now
show the women ffs
CAMMON FRIDA SAVE THE DAY
>>15385944330 minutes of replays and interviewing men first : )
Mackie dropping
>>153859430Common Norwegian trait.
HAHAHA now he's with the ladies>>153859317
come on princess!
>norgay
What's a Grøtting?
Heja Frida!
spis grøt
>>153859466
>>153859462Drinking beer looking at butts. One of us.
Did Ebba break her leg? She's a minute behind now
Get that human rubberband off your ass frida, pump hard!
>>153859466a cute!
>>153859465Based gay zoomers
>>153859478No, she's just completely out of shape. Was sick after the olympics and probably not 100% motivated.
>>153859465cute
Looks like a Krista collapse, +25 seconds in about 2km.
>>153859490Maybe she has a woman thing coming up :-)
>>153859490>>153859495For fucks sake!!
>>153859478she likely fell during a downhiill
frida is winning this, right
>105>103women got the bibs of some Colombian shitters
>>153859513Orange woman good
>>153859513Yes
>>153859513Yup, No chance for Heidizero
Stop the slurp, linn and jonna should not be in the top group
This lad seems proper posh
Frida can't break free. Easy princess win.
brit checking out butts
Sonjaaaa would have won this
>absolutely no one up top that will help frida pull this race aheadSlurp race
>>153859535Linn > Jonna
>>153859465God I wish that was me
>>153859513She has to break free from the 4 greatest slurpers known to wo-man
>>153859543Kyyn and Reees can give you kisses
>northug keeps talking about frida's bodyhe's still a coomer
British #68 seems to have stopped for another couple of pints along the track
Going to bolaget do you want something anon?
it's confirmed, ebba fell
Ebba confirmed fall
>>153859575One Munkholm, alkoholfrei
>>153859575a flak long can Sofiero gold pls
>>153859554<_< only if they get top 6
>>153859575la trappe tripel, thanks
I'm going to the woods to capture a skier in the fog. You lads want anything?
Lmao there were more than one who druk
>>153859598jessie
Lame. I hope Frida crashes
COME ON FRIDA KILL LINN
FRIDA FRIDA FRIDA
>>153859606Johaug pls
Frida going for it again.
F R I D ARIDA
>>153859601ØLKAOS
>>153859598Mackie
COME ON PRINCESS
>>153859606
>>153859578>>153859583For fucks sake!!
someone spike frida's drink!
Swedish tv haven't mentioned a confirmed fall. Have you been shown video?
LETS GO FRIDACOME ON JONNA
>>153859639No footage but commentators said it was confirmed
>>153859639tv2 commentators said it
Men's race was better. This is lame
>>153859498yeah we're (me) in the midst of pregnancy doping her.
>>153859639nabbed by nøkken in the fogrip in rip
Frida the peoples champion! Ebba a lucky olympic fraud
>>153859072Wow, the fittest athletes in the entire world and the professionals at their sport make a novice look bad, shocker
>>153859631Why cant Ebberz ski good downhill?
praying for linn fall
Look at her go!
frida: naked in my bed, tied downme: force-feeding her egg and kalles
>>153859663I'm not in terrible shape. But it's just always scary to see how much better the pros are.
Someone save Jessie
>20 seconds increase since lastWheeew
>>153859686Makes the people who answer "Yes" to "Could you qualify for any Olympic if you started training now?" just as the Olympics end so you have 4 years
looking good for princess
>>153859686I lost 2 hours on glue classicers 50km
So diggins isn’t very good is she? She’s won these world cups purely cause she’s never sick?
>>153859465
Feels like Swedish and German posters have had a "who's the most retarded" competition lately
>>153859684dont steal my plan
>>153859709no, shes definitely good but she is winning because shes never sick and enters every race yes
>>153859714Thanks!
>>153859709Well she's pretty allround. She also competes in all distances. So she's better at sprinting than the distance racers and better att distances than the sprinters. Couple that with actually competing every race yes. While some of our girls just didn't race for like a month before the Olympics to just win there
HAGER ATTACK
>>153859699gonna get graped by grøtting
Heidi second sannes third check em
>stadlober even slurping in the amateur group
>>153859714Swedes winning effortlessly, I suppose?
>>153859731She’s an asswoman
Incoming tripleextra?
>>153859742diggins for podium 2bh
>>153859738Not with "slow shoot" anon on your side
>>153859684force cleaning the orange off
>sami>jessie
>Dsjonna
>Jonna>Jessi
Jonna and jessie ded
>>153859748uh maybe not
>>153859769delet
fuck viaplay they were showing ads so i instictively stopped paying attention
>>153859769Why do I know that I've seen this image on /sp/ like at least 16 years ago.
Heidi with a tactical masterclass, wasting strength right at the end where she will be caught anyway
Masterclass!
>>153859769
>>153859780Not many people i could identify from teeth alone
>>153859785Are they lickable?
>>153859785
Jonna is back!
>>153859790It would be very painful
>>153859799Uuuu?
JONNA JONNA JONNA
As long as frida is competing i will champion keeping 50km for women!
Jonna is back so it's going to be a sweep.
Somehow, Diggins returned
CAM ON GRØTTING
What happened to ribom anyway
Jessie is a jojo, constanly gaining and losing
>>153859820Got a bf and stopped training enough.
>a jojo
ARE FRIDA!
She's only gone and done it again
COME ON JONNA KILL THOSE NORGAYS
SHOW THE REST YOU FUCKING RETARDED CUNTS
actually a bit of belly on fridais this one of those "fat starving african child" situations
>>153859836No she's carrying my child
Beaten in your home turf!
faen i helvete
the fuck is this shit
shocker
S W E E PWEEP
>>153859541easy money
>Heidi slurping so hard she drags the worlds best sprinters to a sprint offLMAO
Is it true the Swedish girls hate each other?
love fridalove jonna
>>153859855Nah, spirits seem to be great in the womens team, nobody talks to Ebba because she’s retarded
The real victory was the girls I kidnapped along the way
>Jonna 3rd place in classic 50kmI love her so much it's unreal.
>>153859869>ClassicThe fog wasn't so bad you didn't notice them skating?
Holmenkollen sweep, sweet!
New thread just in time for alpine:>>153859876>>153859876>>153859876
mackie can be proud of her race
TRIPPELAKKURAT
F ;_;
Goodbye Grista :(
Krista F
I want to hear the Ebba interview
>>153859877Good point, I had a total brainfart
>>153845673paralympics are for physically disabled people
