Foggy Edition>Sat 14.03.13.00 Alpine Skiing - W Giant Slalom 2nd Run, Åre (SWE)13.30 Biathlon - M 12.5km Pursuit, Otepää (EST)14.30 Piggy Jump - HS134, Holmenkollen (NOR)16.00 Biathlon - W 10km Pursuit, Otepää (EST)16.40 Ski Jumping - HS134, Holmenkollen (NOR)>Sun 15.03.09.30 Alpine Skiing - W Slalom 1st Run, Åre (SWE)10.30 Nordic Combined - W HS134, Holmenkollen (NOR)10.45 Alpine Skiing - M Super G, Courchevel (FRA)11.20 Nordic Combined - M HS134, Holmenkollen (NOR)12.30 Alpine Skiing - W Slalom 2nd Run, Åre (SWE)12.35 Biathlon - M + W Single Mixed Relay, Otepää (EST)13.15 Nordic Combined - W 5km, Holmenkollen (NOR)13.50 Nordic Combined - M 10km, Holmenkollen (NOR)14.20 Piggy Jump - HS134, Holmenkollen (NOR)14.40 Biathlon - M + W Mixed Relay, Otepää (EST)16.10 Ski Jumping - HS134, Holmenkollen (NOR)Previous thread: >>153836773
minji
"I'm pissdrunk - drank 10 beers"
god damn linn is ugly
F Krista
>>153859876Two mixed biathlon relays? They're spoiling us.
>What happens if you have to go for a doping test now?>– Yes, the blood alcohol level is maybe ten or eleven now, so..>He recommends the Swedish riders and especially Calle Halfvarsson to try similar methods.>– You become a little more relaxed and less stressed. I think it can help Calle, says Gledhill.>What is it like to drive five kilometers under the influence?>– I could barely stand on my feet at the end. It was tough, but I managed it.This guy's from /sp/?
Frida 100% in womens 50km, she would have smoked fraud Ebba in the olympics
TRIPPELEXTRA
>>153859913What a lad!
>>153859913https://www.expressen.se/tv/sport/langdskidor/erkanner-efter-femmilen-jag-ar-pissfull-druckit-tio-ol/He's Norwegian competing for GB it seems, video interview
>>153859891what
>>153859891Heidi sure is wierd
>>153859933Perhaps we don't notice it because Ebba is usually there
>>153859929>>153859933She was apparently feeling sick, so didn't want to infect anyone else.But is quite autistic about it.
Peter Jihde turned into a grandpa, time flies
>>153859929>>153859933She's sick, didn't want to infect others
>>153859904F
>>153859945
>>153859928born in england, grew up in canada, lived in norway last five years
>>153859891always knew she was a racist
>>15385987624th for Biathlon wins again
Jonna looking really asian in this interview
>>153859917definitely, ebbas gold is really a silver
>>153859975Linns skin is a nuclear disaster
>>153859974
>>153859917>>153859977She's welcome to continue and prove it to us in 2030
>Ebba crying badoh no ;_;
ebba in pain after the race
Noo, ebba crying on tv
Ebba :(
>>153859943Good girl Heidi won't ruin other skiers US tour.
"Some of the Royal family aren't here"Where is Mette?!
maybe she should learn how to ski
I guess you guys need a new Crown Princess.. But you can't have her!
>>153859891Does this confirm Heidi is a /biathlon/ poster?
>>153860036what language do they speak in?
>>153859913
>>153860049Smurfish
JURYEXTRAOne of our girls might be DQ'd they just saidViaplay think it's Svahn
>>153860011this is a hard one for me. definitely kill linn but dont know who to marry
durrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrThey said Lena has managed to come back strong. But I don't see it in the results. Like how did she come back? Retarded commentators
>>153860054Que pasa?
>>153860029>son's a rapist >caught in epstein's web>whore past catching up>dying from pulminary fibrosismight as well bury her
Norwegian judges to commit the scam of the century
some oil money changed hands and suddenly a Swede is disqualified
>>153860049Norwegians are pretty good at speaking "Svorsk" which is Norwegian but with Swedish words for words that aren't the same sort of.
>>153860064Frida will look like Oldhag in 3 yearsDshonna it is
>>153860068Knugens family would never, clean up your shit norway
>>153860054any reason why she might get dq?
>>153860080No they don't know, she's on with the judges.Now this is my not knowing, she got a yellow card in Drammen, would a yellow card here DQ her?
Time for MEN
camera 'man'
>>153860083>she got a yellow card in Drammen, would a yellow card here DQ her?Yup
>>153860068I can fix her
>>153860083Oh fug
Time for STURLA
we are about to steal a dude from norway!
>>153860073Why are they so good at it? We’re completely incapable of Nosvk, but seems like every other norwegian can ”swedify” their language to make sense to us
I hope this isn't what comes back and bites us >>153859097I think that was after the first lap
Vidmar and Krcmar are similar names, Slovakia and Chechia should make a country or some shit
>>153860106I think it's because a lot of people who think Svorsk is Norwegian. So they just think "wow I actually know Norwegian"
anyone caught the cutie EESTI gate jannies?
How does a review take this long?
linn did something in the last hill apparently
Kaisa said that according to the tech team, the snow in Otepää is so wet there's no glide and it "sucks" at the skis. Also Jacquelin is apparently trying to run a "smart race" for once and he's not planning to start at max throttle.
>>153860107Ok new info nothing about that. Something from the last climb they just said. Close to the endingThey think Linn is cutting of Grötting perhaps
>>153860120I noticer her. Very cute and chubby
>>153860116Bring back Habsburg monarchy
>>153860124Probably obstruction when she cut in front of Jonna.
LINN IS BACK
Lots of wind, not many missesNevermind
she deserved a yellow card
>QFM>PerrotWTF three laps per guy
>frog shooting
Still no interview with Ebba allowed ;_;
>berrod
>>153860132It's like 12 degrees there right now, the snow is gonna be slush
Biathlon has apparently begun!
>fanfareFancy
>>153860179very kino
Fratzscher might have crossfired, hes got five misses in the datacenter but did not ski any laps
>YOU HAVE TO FOCUS DURING SHOOTINGWhat sort of help is this advice going to provide mid-race to an athlete?
Just tuned are they two shootings in?
>>153860186nvm its fixed now
>>1538601921
>Sturla suddenly a fast skiierWhat happened
In alpine, Goggers DNF
Ingrid Alexandra is cute
Dayum
JAKKELÄÄÄÄN
>>153860204She's know as the Snow Princess here. Because of her infatuation with white powder.
Fast shooting chads are feasting
>Frey>Botn
That gap though
Lmao what a boring race, no one will be close to the top two, pursuit fucking sucks
>>153860211
Aicher DF
>>153860221But enough about the women's 50km
>>153860211Good. No normal girl would look my way
>Perro pole handling
>>153860221At least one of the is Kwabelin, imagine the snoozefest if it was jtb and Laegreid
What happened to Perrot's pole? I turned my head for a moment and he was missing one.
Replace pursuit with Mass Start 60
When will they axe pursuit? It’s such a stupid concept
Strong wind
Fat delicious Kiwi
Heta is doing both jumping and Noko?
DRIPPING
sturlawinslol
Sturla managed to shove his ski under the range mat.
S T U R L A
>jackwinner of sprint wins pursuit lol
Jacquelin should have shot slower to increase his chances to hit all targets!
>4thmany
>german shooting
>Nawr-ACK
Sebbe a sniper now
Germanybros, es ist vorbei...
>návrat
>German shooting
>everyone shooting
What a shitshow!
>men shootan
>MEN shooting
>male shooting
Lägereld can miss everything in the last shooting and win
What was the secret behind Lagreid's accurate shooting?
Humiliated Sturla is unstoppable
>swiss skiing
>>153860291Unicorn nectar
another 4th place in the GS
I’m siding with the tv companies, more mass starts and put this shit to rest
Shiff lucky with all Emma DNFs and Rast now for overall
I fucking told you that Camila can pull a duuuuuurrrr but you didn't believe me
;_;
>wind is really mild when norgay shootsGod is gay
Makule very happy!
Sturla since his cheating stunt: 3rd, 3rd, 2nd, 2nd, 2nd, 1st, 1st and today 1st
>Rast skiingDAMN IT
>>153860316panties are SOAKED
>emilien
lmao
Lmao
>delays shot>misses
>Sebbe
>men shooting
Meme race this
>SVENSKT KOLLAPST
>>>>
>Jacquelin and Guld-Sebbe shooting
Do men really?
bom bom bom bom bom bom bombom
these men SUCK
Kaoslopp
KINO
What a race.
>winning by 3 minutesholy kek
>>153860301It's a really good result for Emma. GS is her weakest discipline
What a meme race
Drenched
>>153860365Norwegians?
>flooding in the czech republic
Why was Sturla skiiing to hard towards the end
>>153860364Still surprised she's not leading overall. All the stupid DNFs
Fucking shit
It's just too easy
Not today, Kiwiburger
>>153860383Going for biggest victory margin ever? idkBiggest win in pursuit ever was 2 min 9 seconds before this
>2min 30sec gap between winner and 2nd placeThey mentioned on Yle that this might be a record.
>>153860386That last DNF also (likely) lost her the DH globe against PirovaYES
Rise of LATVIA
Bonsi not beating the change to cross country allegations
>>153860289
>>153860417>Bom bom bom bomI want you in my room.
Future GOAT Lozbers only losing 1:05 in sprint and 1:28 in pursuit on fastest skiers at 16 years of age
>>153860422Lets spend the night together
>>153860424What the fuck? Is there something going on in Latvia I need to be aware of?
Love Abi, Love Friday
I don't remember seeing a missapalooza of this calibre in a long time, if ever. Yle confirmed the 2:33 gap was indeed a record, the largest gap before this was 2:16 set by Helen Ekholm in Khanty Mansiysk.
>>153860395New record. Dabbed on Bjørndalen.
>>153860450Remember the estonian skiiers?
Is it safe to let them jump in this fog
heta spotted
What if there's a big bad wolf hiding in the fog
>>153860492Hopefully it won't carry Sara off.
No Minja no party>the retarded captcha again
For me, its Stephanie Müller-Spirra
>heta
Business idea. Skin tight ski jump suits
Ebba sounds like she took a big tumble and hurt her side. Lake Placid might be in danger for her
business idea: Yaoi
Somehow I just woke up now at nearly 3pm... I see Sturla won by more than 2 minutes, did I miss much in the men's pursuit?
>>153860616A huge amount of misses due to wind gusts, four guys with 10 or more misses in the race.
>>153860616Nawrath made 8th despite missing 6 times
>>153860597Not good!
Fellow vitofags how we feeling today?
who would have thought that Seythot ended up being better than Katharina Sneed
for me it's ANNIKA SIEFF
>>153860557how did she do
>>153861130Didn't make 2nd round
the slovenian(?) no5 looks like my ex-gf
>>153861137god damn it
>NikaPstillwonlolTime for WOMEN
SUSAN KÜLM FANCLUB ESTONIA
Today I feel ABF
>>153861268someone post her insta pics. need to see if she has world champion potential
Praying for misskino
Doggy dog world
Why does OEB look sad?
>>153861293
>>153860537>>153860597Where can you find this interview?
>tereza
>>153860540Öffi GILF game is sublime
BESTBERG
>>153861365would
>Loulou takes time to adjust sight, 0 misses>Hettich-Walz has an itchy trigger finger, immediately missesAnd poor Tereza.
>>153861353Looks like Jens Luras Oftebro
>>153861353:)
>>153861374Lou is cleverShe knows that it's better to take your time while shooting
>>153861384just don't pull a Voigt
>>153861204There's a turkish biathlete ?
Grim pursuit
stupid gay lame etc
Suvi up two more places despite doing a lap
Imagine Jules but without credit card fraud.
jeanne flag fast.webmallez allez allez filles
Is Lisa holding back or is Jules trying to create a gap, I hope it's the first.
LISA
FUCK SIMON
VITOITO
C'est terminé
L I S A
>lora
Lou based and smartpilled
VITHOTZI
>Öberg shootingS U V I
MARTHE MARTHE MARTHE
>>153861515I miss her like you wouldn't believe
come on lou
praying for lou fall
Kuelm a big girl
praying for simon fall
>>153861526Why heff to be mad? Iz only gaem
Imagine if 4thnessa hadn't frozen up yesterday and started 1:30 behind today.
>LOU JEANMONNOT
>>153861545If she hadn't frozen she would have missed 2-4 shots and nothing would have changed. Her problem is skiing
wtf slownessa is gaining
>>153861547Based local lunatic
please miss
Clever LisaRetarded Simon
LISA LISA LISA
kwab
PUTAIN
SUVI
MINK
JUSTINE USTINE
S U V IUVI
MINKKI NOT STINKKI
I want to protect Cutieheimer from the evil wind
ARD already jinxed suvi its over
the volf:3
PAINA PAINA PERKELE KOIRAN OHI NYT SAATANA
GO SUVI GO
C'MON JUST SKI SAM FOUKING SKI
>>153861601faulty target?
SUVI ATTACK
>>153861601more like skill issue
Suvi has no chance desu
GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO
19/20
ANNA MENNÄ NYT
smells like afla
>>153861634A dog, a mink and a volf walk into a bar
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
AFWA
SUVIII
The mink escaped the dog
Tandrevold wearing TRAD today, I see
good job justine!
>Lisa win>Suvi 2nd placeWhat a great race, I'm grinning like mad.
Nice! I'm off to sauna
S U V I UVI
Cute podium
>the Wolf got 13th I'm thinking based
>>153861700Fuck the wolf, I wanna see more Tandretrad!
Nice climb by Slovaks. Shame Fialka fucked last shooting >also Tanne climb
METTLER LOIDE
I thought the race would begin at 16:40, stupid drunken brain
They are filming in the changing area again.
>Peach
>>153861791booba
It's fun to listen to the stadium announcer speaking Estonian when it's so much like Finnish. "Kaheksas Hanna Öberg"
>>153861695>>153861767>>153861791amzing but also kinda worrying that Estonians do a better work at transmission than the entire Olympics
Happy JUSTine spotted!
>>153861787maybe another botox injection will fix her
>>153861881what a great sight, happy for sheallez just!
Suvi leads the pursuit cup by 20 points with only one race to go, Loulou 2nd.
>>153861930very talented
Data scientists here? Curious to see the correlation between skiing time and wins, and shooting time and wins, over the last 20 years or so.
>they suspended the Finnish coach for having a couple of beers at the Olympicsvery unfinnish
>It's Pinturover
>>153862016He's Slovenian
>>153862036No I mean that they fired him for drinking beers was very unfinnish
>>153862016nothing wrong with a couple beers if you can still do your job, but he must've done something bad, as our ski jumpers wanted him the fuck away from Olympics after it happened
>>153862033
>>153861977The difficult part would be to collect all the data, if it's not available in a reasonably comfortable data format.
>>153862033lol why is he using meopta scope? they forgot them home and had to ask the czech for a scope? iirc you, like the most teams use swaro's
>>153861977Maybe ask an AI, surely they're usefull at something else than making lewd pics.
>>153861977willing to bet the fastest shooters would have the strongest correlation
>>153862102AI is terrible with sports statisticsbut if he can fetch the data himself, then analyzing it with something like spyder and using claude to do everything is super easy even without any experience
>Domen
windkino in otepää and now oslo too
>>153860036I've heard a rumour that he's had a new girlfriend for years already. They just don't want to make it public.
>>153860250It makes sense with a point system where not every race is equal.It's pretty weird in the Olympics, but still interesting to watch.
>>153861802Estonian is like Finnish on mushrooms
>barely any attendance on a Saturday afternoon ski jumping competition at HolmenkollenIs this sport dead in Norway after last years suit rigging? Or just bad weather and people cant be bothered to come out/stay after the 50k?
NiceTwo seasons ago there was jump-out between Tschofennig and Deschwanden for the first WC win. I always felt bad because Deschwanden lost and Tschofennig proceeded to have like 20 wins since since then.
Norge's explain it to me why Holmenkollen is empty of fans the last few years?I remember it was something to with organisers being pricks but I forgot the details.
>>153862751It's been ded for over 10 years.
First Deschwanden win, and first Swiss win since... Ruka 2014 Amman win (?), so it's been 12 years, just the amount of time Finns waited for their next podium in ski jumping
>>153862751It's dead
>>153862803>>153862810Why? More interested in cross-country skiing and biathlon or there's more to this reluctance?
>>153862832
skijumping could experience a resurgence if they removed the judges and the one that jumped the furthest won
>>153862936Suits are a bigger problem than the judges
>>153862862>the public broadcaster lost the rightssounds familiar
>>153862978ah yes i forgot about them
Gabriela To Polska
*dominates*
>>153862895Who are these snow mermaids ?
>>153863401
just make them jump naked
more like danjiNOU medal for you
Womens curling world championship is on, Sweden-Canada
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAour guy gets smashed by two people into a wallcan't get up because they're stopping him>race incident, no dq>one of the guys who fell down gets advanced to the final aHAHAHAHAHAHOW THE FUCK IS THIS "SPORT" SERIOUS?????????AHJHAHAHHAHAHA
>>153865205Time for a new team to win a world championship for Sweden
oh yeah, silver and bronze to two cunts that shouldn't even be there without reffaggotry...
hilarious mistake
>Isabella Fruadnå
go hot jeanmonnot
go model vittozzi