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Tito Ortiz is the type of guy to marry a porn star.
>>153838452Please stop ruining this thread with your ching chong meltdown
/thread ruined. less than 10 posts deep. make a new one FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!
The Pleasure Man being from Sweden instead of Finland is a huge oversight.
>>153838487Mad bitch.Mad bitch.MAD BITCH!!!
>>153838385why does the dude next to Dana White has pointy ears, an evil smile, an evil stare and a weird nose.
>>153838517This.
>>153838520youre mistaken he is israeli
You guys are fucked
give me a reason to as if i didnt need more
dana wheat is about to announce 9 events and we can't get it together?
>>153838540Or what, you're gonna cry about it some more?
>you know theres no fear going on here bud
>>153838540>>still samefagging in the new threadAs opposed to still samefagging in the old thread? What a peculiar syntax.
>>153838566So you could have just said yes lmao, crybaby ass bitch
>>153838580>yes, it implies you're pathetically trying to defend yourself as a new person in a new threadThat's implied by samefagging you retarded brown faggot lmao.
>>153838593>>153838599Mad bitch.
>>153838606Mad bitch.
>>153838612>lack a response kekSAAAAAAAAAAR!!!!
>>153838612The black daddies have broke your little pea brain I'm afraid
get ai to inspect every heem/ /bones/ thread the past 48 months, i think youd be surprised
>>153838625This.
Womp womp.
ive memorized your posts. logged your habits. your ass is all mine.
>>153838636>>153838635Bodied that disgusting disfigured demented deformed bug boy yellow faggot piggy chink subhuman.
>>153838641Okay schizo
>>153838663Kill yourself
>>153838642My boiminge just queefed!
>>153838663Dont kill yourself. ive undone the curse
>>153838658Thoughts on Brendan Allen?
feeling a lot of racial tension in the chat. drop some 1's if you want to see a /heem/ fight card! WOAH WOAH WOAH GUYS GUY S GUYS OKAY OKAY I SEE THE LOVE! WE GOT A /heem/ card coming on KICK!
>>153838695making america proud on the prelims
>>153838707there is no weight class for /heem/ FC. call your shot it can be held before the white house card. why wait for the card when you can be the card
Ching chong chomo having a full blown slant eye meltdown over black daddies rn
>>153838729>canada vs usa (nigger)>usa vs usa (nigger)what other flags want in on the /heem/ white house card. someones getting smoked like a menthol
>>153838770You literally cannot defeat him, he is by far and away the most mentally ill creature ever to exist on /heem/. Just take solace in the fact that your life is much better than theirs and you have and will experience things they can only bitterly dream of.
>For the second time this year, the APEX plays host to a main event featuring an established hand and an emerging talent, but this one comes with a fun little wrinkle in the form of Emmett’s hellacious power.>The 41-year-old veteran has struggled to find positive results of late, entering off consecutive losses and having dropped four of five, but you have to look beyond the results and recognize who he’s been facing to see why it doesn’t matter as much here. Emmett has been on a steady diet of Top 15 talent for the last bunch of years, including an interim title bout and going the distance with Ilia Topuria, and will absolutely look to lean on that experience advantage when he shares the Octagon with Vallejos on Saturday.>“El Chino” is enjoying the positive benefits of the “You’re only as good as your last fight” adage right now because his last fight was a nasty second-round stoppage win over Giga Chikadze at the end of last year. He made tremendous in-fight adjustments in that bout to quiet the concerns that surfaced following his tough decision win over Danny Silva, and now he gets the chance to show he’s ready to face Top 10 talent by dispatching Emmett.>Power — and how each man doles it out and deals with it — feels like it may be the deciding factor here, as Emmett carries it in both hands and can change a fight with one clean shot, while he’s also only ever been knocked out once, which means he’s likely to be a little more willing to step into the pocket. The interesting twist is that he struggled to cut off the cage two fights back against Lerone Murphy and if Vallejos can utilize his footwork and keep Emmett chasing, he has the tools to frustrate him from the outside, thereby avoiding the power shots.
>>153838758>i've heemed my share of niggers kekthose are gold memories. cherish them. fucking mouthy niggers
>>153838782vallejos will hit some spinning shit on emmett who will show up gun shy. i want to be wrong but theyre feeding emmett to the woofs b
Vallejos will heem
>>153838814dis kids da future - drunk dc
>>153838782I can see Emmett getting hit hard to the body and becoming tenatnive. Then he gets weemed. It will be cinematic.
>>153838841You sound upset
This is the honestly the most
>>153838857Gonna cry about it?
Are they just inventing fighters now? Who the fuck is vallejos?
>>153838866We don't speak Chinglish here.
'sizzysanya' after one straight right from joe bodybagz pfyer.
>>153838879So yes lmao?
Lmao, banned that crybaby chink faggot!
>>153838692>can you also do me a solid and remove all the browns and niggers from this thread?Mission accomplished. Thanks Jannies!
Get the fuck out of here gookoid, your meltdown ain't funny no more so shut up loser
This is the honestly the most OOOOOHHHH CHING CHONG BUG GUTTER OIL FAGGOT!!!
lmao fragile faggots reporting to your jew daddies talmbout fuckin pussies ABSOLUT BLOGGBUSSER UVVA POWER MOOOOVE
>>153838920Thank god, that chigga was the honestly the annoying af
Hope Swanson retires on a win
Can we have an minite of silence for my fallen Canadian borther please
Thank yuo
>>153838948I too hope Cub has a good swan song
>>153838981very good
fucking piece of shit dana announce the fucking fights
fer sure b
>>153839001Some days I wake up thinking I’m Ross Pearson
Any goat fuckers ITT?
>>153838879Yeah I think imma do the general chicken with rice, and lemme get an egg roll with that
>>153839060Chinadians be like"YOU WAN GUTTER OIL DOG SPICY??"
Is it true pisslam injured himself fucking a goat?
>>153839114I'm sure he knows what he's doing at this point pal
>>153839132You never know what happens when they get on the kvass
https://youtube.com/shorts/xTMhbjnn-gQ?si=1KnceLPUaBuA2FFr
Surf gang bitch
Heroin on the floorFive racks on my bando door, I'm paidMake that bitch squirtAnd I need some goggles to taste
Why dont yuo guys ever quote Morrissey
>>153839216Bro punked out Jones so hard he quit the whole sport
>>153839222Morrisseyoruffy
>>153839286
Oh my GOD bro when is tyler1 going live he's supposed to stream today
So what does Pigslam have injured you reckon?
Dricus EatMyPooFecesYuor welcome.
>>153839327Slipped coming out of the jacuzzi with khabib
who does /heem/ got?
>>153839428dana finna kill the slimey limey
Brazillians are funny. Johnny Walker, Winston Santos, Archibald Souza, Jefferson Rodrigues, Cavendish Oliveira. What's even the point? They didn't get colonized by Brits nor do they speak English.
>>153839428Dana couldn't heem his wife
>>153839428Dana actually got hands plus he's really from the streets and actually bout that life. People forget he used to be a pro boxer and had run ins with the mob.
>>153839461Hermes Franca is an rapist so they arent all funny. Food for thought.
>>153839475Whoa Im so impressed (not really)
>>153839475People forget man
>>153839475dana was not a pro boxer
And then Dana White said dude get your fucking hands off me!
>>153839428This fight should be on Powerslap
Dude get your stinky dirty nigger paws off me you bumbling subhuman.
>>153839606That's actually shota Sean Strickraped
and then danas like wtf no i aint paying you that. you realize this event is generating zero revenue for us? if you were my friend you would fight for freeand then he hung up and took out his frustrations on his aoife
ONE Friday Fights 146 and ONE Fight Night 41: Sinsamut vs. Jarvis tomorrow
IT’S UP https://youtu.be/6U4ShDbBWTw
>>153839764Not Uncle Weezy. Theirfore eat dick and die. Respectfully.
We are unbelievably blessed to witness Topuria's historic run. God I love that man.
>>153839778Buy an ad faggot
Dana isn't gonna let Jones anywhere near that fucking White House card lmfao, stupid bitch!
>>153839833Be respectful
>>153839543duh duh duh i will rape you dana be careful what you wish for duh duh duh
The UFC is dying
Isn't it funny how much the UFC tried really hard to book "casual friendly" fights only to end up with boring cards and all of their guys getting raped on the ground ?
The UFC is dying:GSP's knees are gone and he's retired.Anderson may not return, he's like 40 and he probably will be asked to never kick again with that leg.Aldo was never a big draw, and now he has a cervical spine injury.Pettis has injury problems.Hendricks doesn't seem to be a big draw, despite WW being a good division to watch these days.Chris Weidman needs more wins, could be a good draw in the future.TJ Grant needs more wins, not sure if he's a big draw.Nobody cares about Mighty Mouse.Ronda has no competition.Jones is pretty much their only big draw, and I doubt he's in GSP numbers territory.
jokes aside, whats the state of toms eyes? couldnt he have fought on the whitehouse card?
Good gahoogily moogely, what happened to this bitch?
>>153839951Once TJ gets his concussion handled he is getting the LW shot b. Dana even said it
>>153839994his peepers were never hurt in the first place but now that he knows people are not falling for it he will outprice himself out of the undisputed title fight after Ciryl beats Pooatan. then he'll go boxing against some homeless dudes and act like he never ducked anyone.
Boxing is checkers, MMA is chestJon Jones will go down as the Bobby Fischer of MMA
DAN HOOKER IS LOWKIRKUINELY TUFF BECAUSE HE DOESN'T LIKE FOIDS
>>153838890Poor little blk boy... Biology is NOT your friend...
>>153840126Real.
SOON
Oh my God bros I'm making a cheese steak and fries for dinner it's gonna be so fucking good
feel like JDM will decision Prates, foresee it looking a lot like Borralho vs RDR with JDM working on gassing him out
>>153840292
>>153840217Poor Jizzlainy. He's got no chin left. Imagine when Pyfer does this...
>>153839778>>153839833Anons hate uncle Weezy because he actually understands the sport and knows the fighters lmaooooo Hardly anyone here follows UFC
>>153840325Pyfer doesnt hit like Strickbeast bro
>>153840325Israel Adesanya has never won against a white American fighter in his entire career.
>>153840325Izzy tanked that shit
do you guys want to watch dana whites grappleshit with me?
>>153840401Is it on shrimp?
WE. ARE. LIIIIIVE https://www.youtube.com/live/v6Guz12uug8
>>153840443Sorry I only watch TheWizzKidMMA
Hunter Campbell Presents: The Ultimate Fighter>Hunter Campbell Presents: The Zuffa Boxing BeltHunter Campbell Presents: UFC Freedom on the Lawn 250>Hunter Campbell Presents: /heem/ bunch’s good goys who will consume the slop
>>153840465Huh?
Paramount era is here. Dana is gone. Hunter is the name you need to know and praise. Hunter makes this possible. Hunter is the UFC
i lowkey peeped ari emanuel at paris fashion week though
>>153840473Hunter Campbells Contender Series is more like it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8qSNnnKpaABJJ chads we are live
>>153840339>white American We call them piggoys.They all oink and die for Jewdaddies in the desert.
this is so cool
>>153840151Good God. Yeah, I'm thinking Izzy gets flatlined by an even lesser shot. And this is coming from an Izzy fan.
>>153840513Not on shrimp = won't be watching
>>153840519Excellent post.
https://www.bjpenn.com/mma-news/white-out-campbell-in-major-changes-coming >Dana White will be stepping down according to sources close to BJPENN.com>Hunter Campbell, effective immediately has become the President and CEO of the UFC.>Whites departure from the UFC also signals the end of his tenure overseeing the Zuffa Boxing brand. As to who will head the newly founded boxing, that remains to be see. >More information is expected to come during a UFC press conference scheduled for Friday morning at 9am. >Check back for updates.Welp I was joking…
>>153840590Fake news.
>>153840609Sorry for the bad news these things happen
>>153840609If BJ Penn.com is reporting it it's real
They just replaced Dana White with an exact clone replica and he's trying to steal BJ Penn's family bowling alley
gayna is too stubborn to ever step down he'll continue to shit out slop until he dies
>>153840636Confirmed. I crossed the typos in the post with the article and they’re a match. BJPENN.com has yet again broke a major story. Sorry fellas
>>153840519If you want this to hit, your boys gotta stop publicly crying about losing le hundreds of thousands in the sand lol. Why admit you're getting heemed so bad when you want to also sound threatening?
>>153840686>... ZATDADDY SUCK YOUR COCK
>>153840658You're afraid?
>>153840700Factual post!
>BJ Penn.com
>>153840700
>>153840700Wishee wouldn b
Why can't the UFC pay Jon Jones like 20$ million per fight, whatever he is asking or near that to do a couple fights more before retiring? He is considered the GOAT of MMA, you can afford to pay him that because he is special.Jones vs PereiraJones vs AspinallAnd then he leaves the UFC.
Iran needs to target Ari Emmanuel with their drones and rockets
>>153840763who the fuck do you think you are goof you think you can just pay fighters what they ask hey I want enough to feed my kids uhh that'll be 50 million yeah no we're not doing that
>>153840763Because the shareholders need their cut anon. You’re not thinking about the shareholders.
>>153840686Huh?
Looking forward to watching CP destroy JDM
>>153840763Because he said he can only one more. He already admitted and apologized that he accepted the Tom fight before and then ignored it, and they accepted his offer because the fight was so hot. He said he's done but he could pull through the pain for a special card like the white house .Why would you believe him after he pulled out of the deal they already gave him? That's probably the main reason he's not getting it because he wanted to retire at the white house.
Jon screwed Jon.
Republipigs are low-IQ, low-income, fat losers that vote to be Jewdaddy cannon fodder.
>>153840786Then more and more fighters will leave the UFC. Another company will be created where they pay fighters more, specially the stars. Only the contract with Paramount gave the UFC 7,7$ billion. I think they can pay Jones 20 or 30 millions for 2 or 3 fights he has left because he is 38.
>>153840763>Why can't the UFC pay Jon Jones like 20$ million per fightcause he asks for 30 and even when he gets it he declines
>>153840700Zamn spammy looks like that!?
>>153840887Who is spammy?
Jon Jones retired Tomala AGPignall without fighting xer.
When I'm in the huge fucking retard competition and my final opponent is a turned off monitor
>Poor little pi-ACK!!!!!!!>n-NO WHITE K-Daddyrov!!! I SUBMIT!!
>>153840083Bobby Fischer with eye pokes.
>>153840904The guy Jones finished round 1 ended Aspintranny's career
Daddycrats are going to sweep the midterms and 2028.
Another example is Conor. Now is said that he wants to fight as soon as possible and no matter who. Something like that is the last thing I have read about it. And that the UFC is ignoring him.Is it that another punishment because he declined the fight against Chandler for so long?Just give Conor and Jones like 2 or 3 more fights and then end their contract and move on. But I think they still could have a couple more fights.
>>153840921Now that's one boss hog, I do declare.
>>153840866Bye! No, seriously, they can go see what PFL is paying. They can fly over to Japan and ask Takada what prize he has in his speedo.
>>153840950Jon signed an 8 fight deal before the Gane fight, he's never getting releasedConor has 2 fights left
>>153840921>ayo why you let dis white boy dodee like dat? Ksskssksksksskss
>>153840950Have bloated conor vs bag of bones jones at a catchweight memefest. Fix the fight i don't care kiss my ass so what.
>>153840945Oh dear oh dear...
What trade would you make? I’m trading Jiri and Tom to South American fight pass promotions
>>153840998I'd trade you to box
>>153840998talmbout Tom and Jiri?
I’m trying to sync my DS to Paramount plus but it won’t connect is anyone else having this issue?!
This nigga talmbout some Tom and Jiri
>>153841016That’s a nice offer but you don’t need to train me to box. Jake Paul got me training everyday
niggaz out here smacking der lips bout dat Tom n Jiri
>>153840866They won't. That strategy is always the go to for failed competitors. It has never worked and it's been tried a million times. That's what Scott Coker thought, that if he just paid big stars more money then they would in theory win. It's what put Oscar De Lahoya out of the mma business. And still people like Jake paul think if I pay these old fucks a lot of money they will win. If any actual start that brings in money gets a real offer somewhere else, the ufc will then pay more than that offer and even more in undisclosed. They WANT you to think "pooor fighter" and give him some sympathy promotion. You'll tune into him and follow his career because you love victims. They WANT other fighters to not know how much they all make. That's why boxing fights fall through so much in negotiations because someone exaggerates their pay, then their next opponent says "Well if you get x then I at least want y" and it goes on and on.
>>153840977>>153840921do we think zatdaddy has such strong hatred for piggies and he makes them pay so bad because of the abuse (sexual) he gets from his white piggy daddy kaddydaddyrov? I think he has a lot more in common with strick gaped than he knows.... food for thought.
>>153841111Luke Thomas already theorized and proved this.
"Khadaddyrov" is insane btw
>>153841026>*smacks lips*
Where's clozzy?
heeminder Kadyrov invented the term "project" when he used it to describe Khabib
>>153841182Sup Sneed, still gay as fuck?
>>153841231>50 year old indian vs vanquisher of indians
Clozapig's caked up stacked busty PAWG MILF mommy.
KHAMZAT VS STRICKLAND MAY 9TH
>>153841137I have a graduate degree in philosophy and that recommendation is very bad.
this general is about to get more mentally ill than ever thought possible
>>153841263...
StrickBEASTs our time has come
>>153841296Not bad
>>153841296Why did we rebook Jan vs Bogdan They just fought each other
>>153841336who the fuck is we
Sean Strickland's grappling, is it fairly rated?
Imagine if poofc said FUCK IT we're gonna pay way over market value and give all fighters a million dollars a year and champions 15 million a fight. Every other promotion who talmbout fighter pay would have meltdowns and complain poofc is paying too much. That they cant even come close to competing and its a monopoly. Luke thomas and ariel would switch to this argument in an instant.
>>153841355zatdiddy only dicks down goats
belal back to the apex kwab
Raped faggot.Raped faggot.RAPED FAGGOT!YOU'RE A RAPED FUCKING FAGGOT!!!!YOU RAPED FUCKING FAGGOT!YOU RAPED FUCKING FAGGOT!RAPED BITCH!!!!RAPES BITCH!!!!EVERYBODY LOOK AT THE RAPED BITCH!!!!RAPED FAGGOT!!!!YOU GOT FUCKING RAPED!!!
>>153841419but enough about jon jones
>>153841069How do you know it works like that?, that the UFC pays much more money behind doors and all the complains of fighters for not being paid enough is all theater?
>>153841231If Benny boy would just put his gay pride away for a sec and take a chance on roids, he wouldnt be in such a bad predicament... There are roids derived "from duh earff" if you need a naturalist GODly justification for using them. Why wouldnt you at least try to get away with it on your last fights where you know you're probably gonna lose and get cut anyway. Take the 30% chance that you get caught and suspended. You probably wont even get caught.
>>153841452Because the fighters all go to boxing to make more money in a single circus fight than their entire ufc career. Look like Francis, two boxing fights and he's not fighting anymore
Strickland is going to fucking murder Khamzat
Who are you to doubt Sean R. Strickland?
Cumshot... Wake up... It's all over...
>>153841231This match making is literally "what's the fastest way to get rid of Dariush since he's shot"
>dana hates charles nowbased and same too bad there's no one to feed that faggot todaner was also showing signs of cte more than usual
>>153840763They are just cheap incompetent cunts, sports going down the toilet and will never get better because of them
>>153841283>I have a graduate degree in philosophy and that recommendation is very bad.>Appeal to authority fallacy Clearly you're out of your depth, as you've so odiously demonstrated...
Masvidal said he would bet 100k dollars on Strickland beating Khamzat btw
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>>153841543Why would anyone care what some deadbeat Cuban cokehead is gonna bet on?
>>153841534Bodied that FREAK
>>153841543Ok?
kek I'm not even here and he's seething at me and digging thru the 'chivelevels.
>>153841557Pretty simple really. If you disagree and he's wrong, you get to laugh and make fun of him. If you agree and he's right you get chills...
Strickland is knocking him out
What if you got raped? Would that be funny too?
>>153841482Hoyl BASEDENSHAUDEN
>>153841419but enough about our zatdaddy
Jon Jones is 38 and has 6 fights left. I don't think he will do all those fights. Do you see him fighting beyond 40? If he is saying that he is having physical problems already...Conor is 34 and has 2 fights left. In this case he has time. I thought he was also almost 40, like 38 or 39. He is 2 years younger than Oliveira that is 36 for example. The question with Conor is if he can be competitive after 5 years of inactivity.
So Strickland vs DDP 3 on May 9th for the interim LHW eh? sounds like a banger.
$15m for conor ben set a president or so they thought. daner simply went nah get me gaethje and diego lopez
>>153841231Daroosh is kinda like Tom Cruise in Collateral
>Ok?
>>153841632conor will be 38 in july mate
>>153841419*Clap Clap*Raped Bitch!*Clap Clap-Clap*Raped Faggot!
>>153841631BRVTAL Catch22. If we seethe about this publically, we are talking bad about zat daddy and he would smash us for it... If we laugh it off, we're laughing at zat daddy getting punked by a fat WHITE daddy... This is not fair b...
>>153841670Ok the UFC website is wrong. You are right he is 37.
I can everyone here a with my body hooks/uppacuhs
>>153841231>Dariush walks out to the Imperial Anthem of Iran with Reza pahlavi draped in the lion and sun flag >Gets heemed brutally >hops on the mic >"Israel please nuke my country!" Chills
>>153841632Whether you think he is or isn't, he has the wealth to dabble in experimental designer PEDs. He should unironically make friends with Arman and work something out behind the scenes. Roiding and EPO is based.
>>153841757Chills
>The lineal PRIDE, UFC, PFL and BELLATOR title, ngumbo...SOON
Fuck /heem/
Woah Dillon Danis is donating thousands of dollars to Burnt Peanut and Blessedmma
>>153841828kek does he really have all those ?
>>153841840Unironically yes. Ngubu is the lineal UFC PRIDE PFL and Bellator champ
>>153841848It's Usyk
>>15384163238? He has another 10 years of fighting. Randy competed until that faggot machida hit him with voodoo at 129
>>153841861It’s Randy. Has been Randy. Will always be Randy. Don’t give a fuck what you say it’s always Randy.
>>153841861Nah that's boxing, my cazzie frien.
Joshua heemed ngnanou, dubois heemed joshua, Usyk heemed Dubois, Rico is about to get heemed by Usyk, cementing Usyk as a the UFC, PRIDE, PFL, GLORY, WBO whatever quadrillion boxing belts there is champ of the world
Jon Jones doesn't beat prime Bob sapp simple as.
dana said the tickets will be free at the white houseyeah this card is fucking shit
Prime Cain vs Prime Jones. I think you’d be surprised. I really do, I think Cain fucks him up.
>>153841879Nah he lost it to brock who lost it to cain, who lost it to stipe who lost it and got it back from DC and then Ngubu. There's an argument Ciryl Gane technically should have won it and then he 'gave' it to Jones in the scripted dive, but that's a whole other can of worms.
>>153841895That’s the one thing they got right. None of the White House sponsored events are charging. Tax payers paid for these 250 years ago b talmbout taxation within rep presentations
>>153841889Joshua beat Magumbo in boxing. You see they don't have MMA rules in boxing. Joshua would get wrestle fucked had it happened it MMA I'm sadly afraid.
Dana looks fucking terrible what happened to him?
>>153841900I understand but as I mentioned above I don’t give a fuck and it’s Randy’s belt. All that said Jones vs Rico once he beats Uysk to solidly his legacy on Netflix
>>153841914Have you seen the shit he east bappa
>>153841914He’s stepping down. The bjpenn.com article above highlights a press conference coming tomorrow morning
>>153841914I assume he's aged
All fights announced tonight:Kyler Phillips vs Charles Jourdain, UFC Winnipeg, April 18King Green vs Jeremy Stephens, UFC 328, May 9Jan Blachowicz vs Bogdan Guskov 2, UFC 328, May 9Khamzat Chimaev vs Sean Strickland, UFC 328, May 9, Main eventArnold Allen vs Melquizael Costa, UFC Vegas 117, May 16, Main eventSong Yadong vs Deiveson Figueiredo, UFC Macau, May 30, Main eventZhang Mingyang vs Alonzo Menifield, UFC Macau, May 30Belal Muhammad vs Gabriel Bonfim, UFC Vegas 118, June 6, Main eventBaisangur Susurkaev vs Djorden Santos, UFC 328, May 9Beneil Dariush vs Quillan Salkilld, UFC Perth, May 2, Co-Main eventSergei Pavlovich vs Tallison Teixeira, UFC Macau, May 30
>>153841925>>153841936>>153841938He looks like shit! https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9sFdVY_saHI
>>153841914he east shid bruhg
>>153841938Old if true
>>153841952he looks like digg broh
>>153841951>Beneil Dariush vs Quillan Salkilld, UFC Perth, May 2, Co-Main eventThe most old yeller matchup ever conceived
Dana should invest in costumes and become an eccentric millionaire
>>153841965torres fight was just as bad
>>153841970he already does that. have you seen how many michael jordon shoes he gots?
>>153841952He looks 56. This might shock a lot of you, but at a certain point, you change. Are you ready? Just in case you forgot who the hell I am, I am the wall.
>>153841965Dariush chokes him out and retires fucking their plans up lol
>>153841951UFC Fight Night at the Apex looks fucking awesome!!!!!!
Clozzys mother...tell me, how is she doing?
>>153841983u look 56 boomer
>>153841981he should wear a slug costume
>>153841914Powerslap takes a toll
>>153841951We are so fucking back
>>153841992Dariush is legit he's Micky mucaemechi deceptive
>>153841951Arnold Allen vs Melquizael Costa,i suppose you can't run forever
goat Palestinian list:belaldj khalid
>>153841631Someone shoop Sean's head on Kaddyrov
Finnish PAWG MILF takes 30 bbc loads full hd
Yeah I'm thinking StrickBEAST is gonna heem this mentally ill piglet freak to death.
>>153842034you forgot goku
>former ufc champions belal and aljo main eventing the apexKWAB
So Allen is finally fighting Costa? I suppose you can't run forever
>>153842059good, they both bore me to death except when Leon poked him in his wonk eye
>>153842022He’s going to have that DOG money
>>153841922Nah, Randy is the perfect example of how heavyweight has always been shit with no athletes. Randy got unlimited title shots and was a JOURNEY MAN. He would lose the title, wait until the guy he lost would lose the title to a bum then walk back into a title fight then win 2 lose one, win one lose 2, win 2 lose 2.If his "run" happened today you'd be crying about how shit he is and seething about his title shots and wins. We're ALL so pathetic (me included, don' worry)
>>153841951>Song vs Figgy>Dariush vs TorresFiggy is getting wasted along with Beneil. Bella fighting Bomfim is sad for a former champ. Also Green can get chinned by Stephens, the only thing that guy can do is hit hard and Green has moments when he goes completely retarded so it’s winnable for Stephens.
>>153842089If his run happened today it would be even bigger, you’re right. An American heavyweight champion that’s going hard from his 30’s into his 40’s. Tom would’ve never been signed, poor kid.
>>153841597>the pure striker will beat the elite grappler THIS time!!!
>>153842089Randy was close to heeming the UFC forever with lawsuits, you can't say he is a bum
>>153842062Whom was running from whomst?
You know what they say about hand shoes and horse grenades right bapa? It’s the affliction that counts
Nike Tech electric bicycle around DC Luke Thomas
bellator was a fuckin waste of time 0 good fighters! how Is that possible?
Post-divorce hinge profile bad boy Luke Thomas
>>153842134AC Tesla current talm bout white house card b
SIGNED: Big Fat Nigger!
>>153842146Talmbout stalesttorhea diarrhea around Pensacola electric skateboard type shit, playa!
>>153842089It's really hard to defend the heavyweight belt anon Stipe Miocic has the most defenses ever lol
>>153842151We don't sign our monitors here
We don't monitor the signs here
>>153842162DANA IS SUCH A BALD FAT FAGGOT THAT HE SUCKED NGANNOU OFF INSTEAD OF STIPE
>>153842135>zero good fightersSay they suck but Rizin just used ones name to build their star. Co main of a UFC is led by the “Young” Bellator HW that was the next best thing. Michael Chandler? That scrub. MVP? Bellator. Show some respect
>spam arm drags>win
>>153842189All so Francis could strong arm his way to Bellator Lite, make a bunch of money, run over people in Africa, and fight Phil Lens
>>153842199Nggdaddy got you seething?
>>153841597Khmazat looks like Daniel Larson with a beard lol
>>153842227Nah just seeing the comedy. Dana couldn’t get the scammer to commit to anything but cans
>>153842252Nggdaddy got your piggy ass worked
ngannou is a dumb nigger who has already lost his fortune on banana seeds
Return of the Mack.
>>153842199How does the UFC pick the wrong side everytime? They will literally jam divisions get stuck with mushlit wrestlefucks
>>1538422934th times the charm
>>153842287He's the lineal champion
DDP won round 5 by score of 10-8
the dagi french guy got cucked L0L
Bro, If Burns does this to you, then Strickland is gonna put you into a fucking coma!
>>153842293>>153842314>>153842328lil bro fucked his post up lmao
How can god make an woman as beautiful as Rose Tuhg Namanujnes and then make her experience the cheers of an stadium and then make her experience Pat go "MORE FACE GRIPPY" as he pukefuks her? Food for thought.
>>153842324
I want to have intercourse with Veronica Macedo Hardy but unfortunately I'm white. How to do the reverse Michael Jackson?
Is it a full moon or something, what the fuck is wrong with everybody tonight?
what boring fights has belal had
>>153841951>King vs Lil Heathen
Full moon bitch!
>>153842441Is that what they call your mom? Lol.
DA MEWN
>>153842446She's on the bleeding lower level mate
>>153842454
>>153842290do you think...?
People don't seem to realize the whitehouse card is many months away. We are going to lose at least 3 of these fights to "training injuries"
>>153842504Bo is ready
>and then ngannou raped mini khabib. Real fucking scumbag.
>>153842504So long as Gane vs Alex remains, I’m good.
>>153842504Card won't happen. Trump will get a bunch of shit about hosting a fight during a war and he'll TACO like always.
Bryce Mitchell needs a fight
>>153842504As long as lopes garcia stays put, the fans will tune in
>>153842546What does “TACO” mean, B?
>>153842589TrumpAlwaysChickensOut
imagine being imavov right now
>>153842546Dirty diaper donald may not last that long I fear...
>>153842617he's probably eating frog legs with a baguette right now
>>153842606Oh…
>>153842606lol that's gay
This might be gane's easiest fight since flushed dos santos
>>153842251Take that back..
>>153842617he's probably twirling his mustache, wearing those black and white striped shirts in front of the evil tower
Khamzat Chimaev is a plague on the UFC and I'm tired of pretending otherwise.
Miss Conor Twitter/X Voicenotes like you wouldn't believe
>>153842720Yeah man these jewy youtubers are full of shit *reports you to ICE*
Strickland brose WE are finally getting OUR belt back
>>153842642I hate gayne but agree with this take. And I hate Izzy and Pereira equally. It's simple. Gayne enters, exits, blocks and weaves faster than most of Pereiras opponents. Pereira needs to plant his feet stationary to land. If he tries to rush like he did Magomed it would be a bad move.Probably a jab decision for Gayne but Pereira could be a chinlet up at HW. Plus he's 38 and Gayne's 35. Not old for heavyweights but Pereira breaks a hand and foot every single time he fights. It's adding up. He will eventually show up looking old. Gonna wait on Pereira to be a larger favorite before betting. He'll likely release sparring footage vs some big hw and the reddit line will move.
>>153842720hell yeah!
Gane has no answer for Aaron Pico
that thumbnail lmao
>>153842617He's currently melting down a block of butter for chicken sabayon
>could have rematched jiri>could have fought ngnannou>could have became star in fedor fashion>could have avenged his loss
Just imagined I was Imavoveveryone was calling me a retarded faggot, even more so than usual
>>153842834who's to say jiri doesnt get traded to the PFL
>>153842642he's going to clinch and KO potabitch 1st round
sure youre good but are you ufc?
She gon call me baby boo
>>153842847Who the FUCK has been saying that?? Tell me who they are and I'll heem the fuck out of them.
Imavov? gay retarded faggot fer shure
So they can't sell the tickets for the White Hose event because of security reasons I guess.And they will give 85,000 free tickets to watch the fights from outside in big screens. Music performances, etc. Sounds fun.
>>153842930Hell nah
White House card will not happen. Simple as.
>>153842964cool it with the hot takes buster
does zognald even need a falseflag anymore i wanna go to DC
sleemavov is never becoming champ. he mentally folds mid fight.
what if the white house card is an ICE honeypot. you go to pick up your free ticket and they check your papers and BOOM deportation!
It seems your son is suffering from Imavov derangement syndrome mam there's no known treatment
>This is a great fight, dana.
nah but chimpzav ragdawls this nig
>>153843027fight goes exactly like chimaev vs whittaker
>>153842997It's a set, a mossad agent disguised as an Iranian will shoot american hero Bo Niggal during his post fight speech, which will lead to all fighting age men in the united state to be drafted to fight in the Middle East.
>>153842847Shouldn't have been a boring pillowfisted bitch, you retarded faggot
>>153843061Yeah that's why Sean Strickland is getting the title shot, his legendary heavy hands
>>153843027>This is the fight everyone was waiting for...Who? It's so clear what is going to happen in that fight. Those jabs from Strickland aren't going to do much to Chimaev.
>>153843073People only remember your last performance
>>153843027You should bet on that
>You hev to be humb-ACK!!!!!
You've been randomly seething about Imavov for an hour now this isn't healthy
>>153842546They named it "UFC Freedom" instead of "UFC White House" because they know it likelly won't happen in the White House.
>>153843098You're a doctor now?
>Bratha you hev to be hambleIf any wonk nose dagi freak ever said this to me Id push them down an elevator shaft pronto.
>i want to make a point that, dude, you're in the 85's for a reason>theres a reason we have weight classes
>>153843115same b talmbout fighting words
We're going to do a show for the 4th of July -> it gets moved to Trump's birthdayIt's going to have 10 title fights on it -> There's only 1 real title fightWe've been working on this for months -> Most of the announced fights were haphazardly put together the week of the announcement
>>153843089Why is Daner wearing gloves?
>>153843098Looks to be 3 different flags, bappa... Don't be afraid to (you) them. Imavov should be fighting for the title. He said he wanted to fight Khamzat but Khamzat legit ducked him because he was born in Dagestan and lived there for 8 whole years.Imavov put his tail between his legs and conceded, even hyping a fight between strickland and khamzat immediately after Strickland beat Hernandez. Khamzat beat Imavov in the art of war. He could have respectfully kept pushing for it and got people behind him like Arman has been doing, but he's either too lazy or too scared. He ruined his own career.
I know that the dust isn't settled yet, but how come the white house hosting a UFC event not considered a corruption case?>Dana advertises Trump through the UFC during the elections>Trumps gifts Dana a mega event using public resources once electedI don't mean i expected someone to get indicted for it, but how come the opposition party is not seething about this and doing what they can to stop it?
It just not healthy to be this obsessed with one Frenchman b It's just not good for you
who the fuck is Imavov?
>>153843157My god bro shut the fuck UP
>>153843157Kill yourself
>>153843157yeah fuckin kill yourself b
>>153843157The usual proceedings for stuff like corruption in this country gets thrown out when Trump is involvedLook up what Water gate was actually about and then look at the type of scandals the Trump administration gets in to on a weekly basis
>>153843155>y-yes zatdaddy.. I submit. I accept. I kneel...
>>153843198I think he should be fighting for the title and he would legitimately beat Khamzat.All he has to do is say the obligatory "I respect you brazza, but STOP RUNRING! You make Chechnya look bad brazza" and we would literally have the fight booked.
runring
>>153843157>>Trumps gifts Dana a mega event using public resources once electedFalse. PooFC has to pay for every bit of it. And it's on free tv. And its free tickets for the 80 thousand capacity lawn. That's why they are stingier with this card and not wanting to pay for nothing but super fights. They were hoping fighters would understand and take less money for this card and hope the novelty and exposure will make up for the lack of pay.
>>153843262Factual
>>153843230It's all he had to do...
Look into Pats eyes and konow he recieved rinjobs from Rosé
Floejobs too most likely
>>153843262>False. PooFC has to pay for every bit of it. And it's on free tv. And its free tickets for the 80 thousand capacity lawn.>
>>153843304RIP Big Ank, miss that lil nigga
Bunghole bronco busters and shining blumpkins no doubt, no doubt
prime dariush...
>>153843325anik still callin the fights last i heard
one idea for dana to make the duels at the white house more interesting is to have them battle above a sea of radioactive waste. play by the rules and you wont fall in. one regulation in particular he can strictly enforce, under no circumstances are any corners to discuss their strategy with one another. break this rule and plummet into the toxic abyss below
post vintage heem
If Dana is actually paying out of pocket for a fight card that won't turn profit he's a mark ass bitch
>>153843361>longest arms in the UFC, still can't boxlmao
level 12 jon jones synchro summon retrain that you can easily spring with crimson dragon for an otk
>>153843383Activate Izuna Izuna send Lupis Lupis effect summon Ripper Ripper effect negate your Jon Jones
>>153843361I in middle school and hadn't discovered /heem/ when Jones fought DC the first time. I'm guessing everyone thought DC would win
strickland can win if he can avoid being subbed or losing via decision
>>153843361
>>153843397Even if he isn't submitted, all that time on the ground being hit or almost choked will make him lose the fight. He would have to defend take downs but I don''t see that happening because Chimaev is one of the best doing that and I don't see Strickland strong enough to defend them. If Du Plesis couldn't defend the take downs and he is much stronger than Strickland...
POV: I hit you with an uppercut
>>153843392k9 is for sweats i could kick your assfucking guaranteed. your the sort of pusssy i would tear the fuck apart if duel masters had vc
>>153843395?? huh? jones was the established goat leading up. the gus fight happened showing it was possible to get a round but jones will stay alive and UD you or finish you. he was the goat after his 10-11 run
>>153843432That's my pov after you hit me with an uppercut?
the only person to beat jon jones? the law and rules according to the record books
>>153843335post-prime emmett...
>>153843447Fuck you officer nerd
>>153843447aaaaand Matt Hamill a deaf guy no less
>>153843464suspiciously similar to dariush
>>153843459
Must have been the wind
Emmett won that shit...
>>153843497On opposite day maybe
>silva/mitchell ends in hugginggay
>Topuria->Hall->Penn->Machida->Jones->Stipe->Arlovskitopuria kids got a future at 205
>>153843447>rules according to the record bookstalmbout the scoring criteria of mma and therefore dolmek rays? beast of a trvthnvke if so.
>>153843543retard
>>153843571>>153843571What is this from playa?
>>153843587something schaub posted on his insta. had to clip it because the whole thing is too cringe
>>153843579fedor
Strickland is about to destroy the Khamzat hype train.
>>153843595Says you
>>153843593OH SHIT A GLANCING BLOW
>>153843593Yeah muay thai fighters are stupid and eat shots. We get it?
who did uncle weezy pick?
stricklands career is being sent to the shadow realm
Are you happy Nick?
Luke's editor here. I'm supposed to bring him news to react to. Kris Moutinho, Phil Rowe, Gavin Tucker, Erik Silva, and AJ Cunningham were all cut. How are we feeling about this? Are we mad at Dana for cutting them? Any interest in a think piece about how if fighters would simply unionize, we wouldnt have this issue and we'd be guaranteed more fights from these warriors who deserve respect? If you'd rather we move on to a more pressing topic, I undestand just let me know. Cheers.
become one of beneil dariush's wives today
>>153843614Huh?
>>153843648dariush is christian (unbased) so he just has one fat pig wife instead of multiple
I put on for T-City
Good morning ONEchads
>>153843647this dude oozes r/iamverysmart
bro uses redit
>>153843698i'm a mod on r/mmapoliticsandculture
silva vs volk imminent, i'm horrified
The Luke Thomas Take is a scavengerBlustering in for UFC,With a rollicking song, he sweeps along,Swaggering boisterously.His face is weather beaten.He wears a hooded jacket,With silver hair about his head,And a bristling what the fuck is that.He growls as he storms the white house,A faggot big and bold.And the trees all shake and quiver and quake,As he robs them of their gold.The Luke Thomas Take is a raider,Pillaging just for fun.He'll knock you 'round and upside down,And laugh when he's conquered and won.
Shoj Temme
hog rider
how am i going to tell the difference between volk and silva?
what's stricklands path to victory
>>153843738Just jab this bum to death. He already survived the GOAT Izzy so this second rate champion should not even pose a challenge.
>>153843738He doesn’t have one. Yet another boring ass title fight
>>153843738"leak" training footage of himself getting subbed by a known, and not great, ufc grappler. rear naked. pretend to cope about it all over the place. the goal is to convince khamzat that you'll be easy to sub, to trick him into actually trying to fight.
>>153843738Constant jabs in the ground, standing, EVERYWHERE. So many jabs that Chimaev can’t think.
>>153843738defend takedowns/get up until khamzat gasses then peach him up
>>153843735One is brazilian
>>153843738Strickland his land way to victory
>>153843735One fights and is exciting The other jabs and feints for 25 minutes and people pretend he’s fun to watch
>>153843753Yeah he should make him work for it even if you knew you wouldn't get taken down
Would*
i'm a steven asplund guy, tom hokit is just a faker and more pg rated colbitch. although hoki might make asplund cry in the build up if they meet each other
on the feet khamzat isn't winning one exchange with strickland. this means sean only needs 13 minutes of striking to win.
Kablaow.Kaboom
>>153842834Ngubu would obliterate that bum worse than the Reem.
Unlike DDBum. I think Strickland is not going to be shook everytime khamzat changes levels
>>153843262>PooFC has to pay for every bit of itIt doesn't matter, Daner recieved the offer and other entertenment companies didn't.
strickland can actually defend takedowns but not khamzat level takedowns i fear
>>153843735One has 3 daughters.
>>153843738give up the bussy til zhatdaddy tires out
Im not afraid im not afraid!
Khamzat Chimaev has 55% takedown accuracy.
Strickland needs only needs to do this.
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