Delusion edition
my raidies ^_^my crosbie =>_^=
>>153838408Shut the fuck up. This website is people who regularly say some of the most heinous shit imaginable and then want to turn around and cry about how they're lonely and complete social failures. They deserve their misery just like he deserved to die alone.
I've been really into tranny porn lately. Go Bills btw.
I want to get into American football. However, I've noticed that to play it, a lot of equipment is needed. Gear, more specifically. For now, I think it would be better to watch games first, but do people who want to play football in America also face the same "investment" problem? How do you play football as an adult?
>>153838417B-but he threw an interception once when he had the flu! I don't hate him because he's black! I'm not racist! My best friend is black! I just think he's not as good as Brady and Montana! Honest!
Dude is so mindbroken, he made another thread lmao
>>153838458you just play without pads like rugby and theres an unspoken rule that you dont go around laying other people out
this is the thread
>>153838458Organized football is far more fun to watch than to play, which is the opposite of a lot of sports. Most Americans don’t play it after high school like they do with softball leagues and rec hockey.
>>153838458If you’re legitimately asking this: try Flag Football first. You just need yourself, a ball, and a couple of flags (socks will do).
>>153838490i forgot about flag football they also make little breakaway belts you can wear for it but theyre really expensive
Coach Reid? Obese. Kelce? Washed.Mahomes knee? Dusted.Ethan Ralph? Arrested.KANSAS CITY CHIEFS? KWABOTY!
>>153838483sadly no but we can recycle it later lil bro
>>153838485It takes too many people and space to play recreationally. Pickup basketball is the most popular because every city has a court and teams can be as small as 2 people.
How do compensatory picks work and why does >my team never get any?
Bryce Huff retired.>Oh no, anyway
How do we get my brotha Lamar to the fins?
January 12, 1969. Super Bowl 3. My Jets shocked the world and won the Super Bowl.
>>153838633feels like only yesterday
raidies finally got around to finalizing the linderbaum signing
goddamn evans looks like shit alreadyalso huff retired? lol what a waste of a career
raiders should go out and get conklin he’s shit but the current starter dj glaze is literally a traffic cone at RT
apparently there’s been a massive influx of mpox in San Francisco. It’s amazing that this is considered a “gay” virus. Straight people get it too
>>153838706>gets raped by a QB named "Deshaun"
What kind of name is Huff?
>>153838709Purdysisters....
>>153838709aarons summer home is in San Fran
>>153838716Hot
>>153838739His old roommate lives like an hour or 2 away
>>153838739Gross. Poop comes from there.
my bearsies :)
are the eagles doing anything?
>>153838761Watching their defense fall apart
>>153838739>has relationships with women and sex with menThat means you're gay, Aaron.
>>153838739you heard it straight from the horses mouth hes not gay he really really likes women
ya sneed?
i fear the 49ers are going to be really good
>>153838761Signed Riq Woolen. Signed a blocking TE. Extended/restructured some guys. Apparently working on a trade for a pass rusher (supposedly Jonathan Greenard).>>153838768You said the same thing last year. It's really not that catastrophic.
>>153838784
>>153838792I didn't say that last year.
>>153838792I was expecting the eagles to be super active hmmm maybe aj brown is holding them back
Sucks that Saleh had to be the DC of the decimated niners JV squad defense before going to the Tits, if healthy and a couple concern areas addressed (outside edge and safety) this is a scary good unit
>>153838838or maybe it's that half of their players on defence are on rookie contracts going to end real soon
>>153838790Electrical substation says lol no.
Are the Niners ever going to look into the Electrical bussystation
>>153838869The substation has been there for decades, the 9ers injury problems didn't start until a few years ago. It's their current medical staff and/or play style that's hurting them
>>153838669What do you mean waste? He was an undrafted free agent. Did alright
>>153838790They won't
>>153838838It's gaylen squirts. >mfw he threw a pick and fumbled on the same fucking play
>>153838619>scam philly>leave
>>153838905B-b-but that media award!
>>153838898Won 12 games and beat the reigning SB champs in the playoffs with a zombie squad. Hawks are due for regression and Stafford is one bad hit away from the retirement home, anything can happen
>>153838924>beat the reigning SB champsWho didn't?
>The #49ers have signed LB Dre Greenlaw to a 1-year $7.5M deal, per RapSheetHow we feeling ninerbros?
>>153838936kek based commies
>>153838940Really good, still have injury concerns but he's on a cheap prove it deal so if he explodes against it won't hurt the books
>>153838909they got a pick for him so it worked outif anything the niners got scammed
>The #Bucs added another veteran up front, signing former #Lions edge Al-Quadin Muhammad to a 1-year deal with a max value of $6M, source said.Wasn't this guy pretty good? Is it really over for Detroit?
>>153838423Neck yourself freak of nature
>>153838987kwab
>>153838987>goof as their QBIt never began.
>>153838940donkies defense has been picked clean
bix nood will never win the AFC.
>>153839025Yeah, Bo breaking his ankle unironically might have cost Denver their window. Not saying they would've beaten the Hawks, but it's definitely going to be harder next year
The Lions window has closed. Ben Johnson carried that team.
>>153838950Meh it was 50/50Eagles had to pay him 26.5M while Niners paid him like 8M but had to give away a 5th round pick to get him
i feel like kenneth walker isnt very thrilled to be on my chief. maybe hes just a chill dude
the absolute STATE of baltindians rajens fans
>>153839086I'd take the Smith & Wesson Retirement Plan if I had to live in a midwest shithole.
>>153839086The chiefs fucking suck and will not win until they sign Ryback
>>153839099well you already spend your entire life on here so it wouldnt make much of a diff
>>153839108This.
>>153839099he look like he enjoy a nice bbq
Ryback is a Swiss army knife type of player. He can play qb. He can play te. Hey can play rb
>>153839086Why would he be, he just went from a SB winning team as the SB MVP to a team that missed the playoffs
i ate 10 tamales and now my braps are fucking putrid and my belly hurts :/
>Former Lions special teams ace and linebacker Grant Stuard is signing with the Rams on a two year deal worth up to $5.05 million, per league source.Another piece for the LA Rammies
>>153839159Trip on, Temujin.
>>153838417>acting like kelce is 25he is wildly overpaid for what he just signed. chiefs need to absolutely drill the upcoming draft or they are back to irrelevance again
>>153838423get back in /UFL/
>>153839211you first knees
Does your rat fink gm wear guyliner?
>>153839253Where are blud's eyebrows?
>>153838458>How do you play football as an adult?You don't. It's just something you do in grade school and high school.Unless you have a group of friends who are down to play 2 hand touch, it's just not something any adult plays regularly.
>>153839261God canceled the deal thatd send 2 eyebrows to his forehead at the last second
>>153839261The barber removed them and he was GUTTED
>Doubs will wear 87 on the PatsWhy hasn't Kraft retired this number? Did gronk say he doesn't give a shit?
we are headed to ww3 and this nigga talm bout sum Ryback
>>153839302Did he ever go to the wailing wall with Mr Kraft?
>>153839323
>>153839302Doubs being on the patriots feels so fucking wrong idk why
Heard someone say on TV today that the NFC North is the best division in football because their 4th place team is better than any other team. Leadheads really think that.
>>153838940Broncobro here, he was great, sad to see him go but he's coming off of injuries and he's just old now
tardwater has confirmed
I think the Chiefs will win their division this season. As much as I acknowledge how disrespected the Broncos were last year and still continue to be I still think they gutted out too many close wins are prime regression candidates along with the Bears.
id love to have deebo on my chiefhe was pretty good for the commanders last season while everybody was calling him fat
>>153839308>bro you don't get it, going to 5 and losing 2 is more impressive than going to 4 and winning them allBrady > Montana > Mahomes still.
>>153839469>he doesnt count conference Championships Must be nice being a casual
>>153839469Brady is a sexual cuckold who owes 4 of his owl wins to the pat's defense.
>>153838760>nothing of value lost
>>153839481The Patriots weren't even a top 3 AFC team
>>153839426>has 5 visits scheduledGee zomg he didn't sign instantly guess I'll blow my fucking brains out
>Former Cardinals QB Kyler Murray is signing a one-year deal with the Vikings, per sources. Murray now will become part of a QB room that includes former No. 10 overall pick J.J. McCarthy.>With Murray already owed $36.8 million from Arizona, his one-year contract with the Vikings will be for the veteran league minimum.
>>153839511We all knew it was coming, and it's STILL hilarious
>>153839511how do vikangz fans feel about this?
>kangz>gay gay mcsharty
Gay Gay McSharty! KWABOTY!
>>153839497Cope
>>153839426Absolutely blown the fuck out he just signed with the kangz
VIKINGS RULE THE NFC NORTH
ninebros…
>>153839511>>153839525>>153839528They're winning the North this year and ya'll are actually kinda seethe abt it endlesslyKyler is gonna have his likely best career year (as in never going to top this in stats) throwing to JJ.and they'll get bounced in the divisional or earlier because its the Vikings
Well Vikes are the clear worst to first pick for their division now. If they can go 9-8 with "Nine" and Max Brosmer they might just win the entire conference with a washed Kyler Murray.
People are saying the Mannings won't let Big Arch go to the Jets if they get the first overall draft pick. Which teams will they let him go to?
>>153839511So what's the play here? Play McCarthy with the shortest leash imaginable and be ready to bench him any time, mid-game if need be? Or just straight into Murray?
>>153839553False
The #Seahawks are signing former #Packers RB Emanuel Wilson to a 1-year deal worth up to $2.1M, source said.lol why
I thought McCarthy was good
How long are we gonna pretend Kyler Murray can make it through a full season with consistent play?
>>153839644We've all had stupid thoughts
>>153839649Until it stops getting (you)s
Are the Broncos tanking? They're finally done paying off Russ's contract, were one game away from the Super Bowl and likely would've made it if Bo's ankle didn't explode and they're just not doing anything
>9 and 5'9"kek
>>153839666keked and checked
>>153839616Murray will be the starter week 1
>>153839687Impossible
>>153839649I don't think anyone's pretending. An inconsistent Murray is still better than McCarthy right now though. And Murray's not even that good. The team went 9-8 with some of the worst QB play in the league, in a division that was won at 11-6.
jim irsay estate is auctioning off all his memorabilia at christies auction right now on youtubedavid gilmours fender just went for $12.1 million
>>153839511This time it’ll work guys I swear.
Reminder that the tripcode user, Temujin, is a woman.
>[Pelissero] Kyler Murray speaking with the media now and talking about growing up a Vikings fan. Murray says something every Minnesota fan can relate to: "I cried real tears whenever Brett (Favre) threw that interception."
>>153839511welp that settles that, guess my rams should pick up richardson then
>>153838458You could play rugby instead or flag football. Why do you want an american sport specifically?
>>153839308Not sure if he still has GOAT potential if he plays so poorly in the biggest game.>>153839469Brady > Montana > Graham > Mahomes
>>153838490>>153838512What is flag football like? Have you played it?>>153838481>>153838485>>153839267I ask because a lot of people play basketball, baseball or ice hockey as adults. What makes football any different?>>153839776I want to get into American sports. Also I don't know much about rugby, besides that is played in the UK and other Commonwealth countries.
>>153838417Mahomes was good but he sucks now. This will be his fourth straight year of mediocrity.
>>153839482Friendly reminder that CJ Stroud has shown us that you cannot just rely on a good defense to win games
>>153839801Graham was passed up by Unitas
>>153839511>meditates in your path
>>153839583>9 1Kyler should have gone with 11
>>153839805>What is flag football like? Have you played it?Fun actually. There's no tackling, which means the only positions are QB, receivers and running back. >I ask because a lot of people play basketball, baseball or ice hockey as adults. What makes football any different?Actual football is brutal on the body and not something people with job want to do. Flag football requires being fast which is also not something many adults enjoy. Basketball and baseball require at least jogging but not all out sprinting. If you can't sprint well you can't play any position in flag except QB.
>>153839805>Also I don't know much about rugbyRugby is the most similar sport to american football especially rugby league with its six tackle rule and ten yards are also important there (for a different reason). American football can be best described as turn based rugby for a person who is more familiar with rugby than american football.>I want to get into American sports.But why? Are you very interested in american culture or for some other reason?
the orange still hasnt invited the seahawks to the white house KWAB
>>153839858I thought it was really funny when this happened but it was for college football.
>>153839829Don't see how you can arrive at that. He has the same problem Peyton, Mahomes, Baugh and others had in playing like shit in the biggest games.
>>153839482The Pats defense owes all of their owls to Brady.
>>153839883reminder this fat fuck gave our athletes cheap fast food slop but had an entirely kosher buffet specially made for some hanukkah event
Kyler has the opportunity to do the funniest thing
>Marches on
>>153839923>$45 million per yearHe's making $85 million next year
>>153839943His cap hit is $32 mil.
Why do chicken nuggets have to taste so good?
>>153839958
>>153839956I'm talking about the mutt. They'll restructure it again but he won't make less than $60 million next year
>>153839971I was too. His cap hit is only $32 mil.
>>153839594>ya'll are actually kinda seethe abt it endlesslyWhy would I be upset? GayGay would still be a bust AND the rest of the NFCN would lose to a CoD playing manlet
My son and I caught these babies today. What did you do today /sp/?
>>153839966It's funny how people like to tell you what's actually in McNuggets as if that's gonna stop me from eating. I really don't give a shit.
>>153838458You could play some Madden or 2k (ESPN NFL 2k5 or All-Pro Football 2k8)alongside watching the NFL if you can't play it yourself where you live. The newer onew have the microtransaction peoblem.
>>153840018theyre really gross when they get cold though you have to eat them fast
Name your favorite literally who player that has somehow made your team year after year>Loins>Tom Kennedy
>>153840041Chiefs don't have any of those
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/00QJFpTThpIHave you seen my alysa liu short yet anon?
>>153840001What was he trying to do?
>>153840011I used to go fishing with my 2nd stepdad when I was 10 and I really enjoyed it, I caught a big ass catfish one day and was so happy when we took it home and cleaned it then ate it. He eventually molested my sister and went to prison. My 1st stepdad got out of prison but he was an angry micromanager and made everything miserable, so it was no surprise that when he took us fishing, it was a fucking nightmare and they wonder to this day why I skip family functions.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h7TzBYD9Wog
>>153840060she looks like she stinks good >>153840041tre tucker has been about to have a breakout season for 3 years lol
>>153840070There's a lot to unpack here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQKzDFc-u2U
>>153840041Joe Burrow
>>153840001Still better than Sam Darnold.
>>153840067Trying to force something
>>153840105.....at being dogshit
>>153839850Makes sense. Thanks for the suggestion, Anon, I will look into flag football.>>153839856I will have to look into rugby as well.I've always liked American culture but I never had much time to get into the sports until recently. Now I'm trying to learn the most I can about them.>>153840036I am planning to get one of those games, actually I'd watch the NFL but this year's season won't start until September, so I'm just learning and waiting.
big KWABBY you may want to si-uhh I mean lay down for this one…..you see….T is uh.. D. T is D.
>Josh Sweat has requested a trade
>>153839511Too proud to do what needs to be done. Sad!
JJ McCarthy just shot himself but he was found still breathing. An ambulance is on the way
>>153840293KWABOTY
>>153840185You could try to watch the UFL, the season begins at the end of march or one of the european leagues like the EFA or the AFLE or the german GFL or the japanese league the X-League or the canadian CFL but canadian football has a few rule differences if you manage to find a way to watch them until the NFL starts.
>lets take away a year of development for our 23 year old QB who won his last 4 starts so an old injury prone Blasian manlet can have two good starts before the new COD comes out. Just get an actual experienced veteran who’s worth a fuck. Darnold and Drake Maye absolutely mind fucked that franchise.
>>153839511Kyler Murray has a ton of talent and I think he will at least be servicable with sprinkled with some incredible plays under KOC. He's not going to be a joke on the Vikings.
>>153840356>Just get an actual experienced veteran who’s worth a fuckIn what world is Kyler Murray not "worth a fuck" in your judgment? People talk about him like he's a completely unplayable bum.
Zach WIlson
>>153839511Kwesi would neverAPOLOGIZE
>>153840356>>lets take away a year of development He's about to be a junior, how much more development does he need?
>>153840356>Just get an actual experienced veteranSo, Kyler Murray?
Start the fucking season already I'm bored this is bullshit
>>153840507calm down, robert
>>153840517no I don't think I will
Makai Lemon Demon
>>153839976>ignoring all of the roster bonuses that he's guaranteed You are actually retarded if you think he's making anything less than $50 million next year and that seems far-fetched too
Why do the Vikings just spam moderately good teams with Dalton-tier QBs?
>>153840507>>153840530Who are the Ravens drafting? Would Makai Lemon be a good pairing with Zay?
so long cte man
>>153840356it's probably gonna be a QB competition like Indy did last year so if nine doesn't beat out Kyler it's his own damn fault
>>153839511
>>153840593Who cares, his cap hit is only $32 mil.
>>153840385I don’t care about how many Madden games he has won you. Blackie Chan sucks>>153840446Vicucks are a retard organization who expected a 22 year old to win them an Owl and now they’re trusting a wannabe FAZE clan member to do it kek>>153840481Brisket came in with a more wounded offense and a shit D and played more competently. He sucks.
>>153840041ColtsMo-Alie Cox
just another Friday night alone and wanting to troon out..
try and fucking stop us
>>153840677You won't be saying this next year so you were right when you said who cares
>>153840625I don't know, I'm not that nz flag but yes the ravens could definitely use any WR talent they can get their hands on
>>153839511Caleb Williams Jordan Love and whoever the Lions QB is should be shaking in their cleats
I'm ready for the melties
>>153840818Tom Brady crying he lost a prize bull to his ex.
BREAKING: The Vikings are trading JJ McCarthy to ____________
Holy based
Dork Poopscoot
>>153840818There won't be any Eagles fans left to melt down. They're all getting sent to Iran to defend Howie Roseman's vacation home in Tel Aviv
>>153838485>Organized football is far more fun to watch than to playt. sucked
>>153840818Reminder that Fentadelphians said AJ would either not be traded or be traded for 2 firsts
>>153838485lol playing football was easily the greatest experience of my life. No other sports compared.
>>153840743Why, they’ll do hollywood accounting to keep it low then too
Caleb williams has sissified the city of chicago
>>153840255like Hargrave, as long as it's less then the original price he walked for
>>153839805Football is just far too complex to play in an enjoyable way if it isn’t highly organized. I played flag after college, which wasn’t bad, but sports like hockey and softball are way more fun.
>>153839511kek the kangz remain the biggest retards in a division of leadhead retards
>AP getting JD5 helpYou know your shit teams are fucked, right?
Now that the dust has settled are the cowboys contenders?
>>153841020Commiesfags will be posting this same picture a decade from now
>>153841157... as proof that JD5 was an elite QB from day 1
>>153840712Go Bears btw
Just remembered the Browns exist lol>have to pay peanut man until 2030 because they keep restructuring his contractHilarious franchise
>>153840070>2nd stepdad
>>153840070>he was an angry micromanager and made everything miserableWhy wouldnt you just listen the first time? Casting and tying bait isnt hard anon. Just pay attention and no one would be angry.
>>153841392He's in a wheelchair now and I abuse him
>>153841408you sound raped.
YOOOOOoooo mina's bitties be looking tasty af here
>>153841422She's so beautiful and dignified
>>153840677>>153839976you might be retarded. his cap number is absolutely NOT 32m in 2027. his base salary is $45.8m and is signing bonus is $32.3m +6.1m roster bonus, making his cap number $85m like the other anon said
>new Titans logoThey might as well draw the little oil derrick lines inside at this point.
>>153841422Bitch got a big ass head.
>>153841484temu captain america shield lookin head ass nigga boy
>>153841422Need to wrap my big black lips around those bitties.
>>153841513for you
>>153841484yooooo nigga that shit corny as hell fuckin mcu lookin ass
How do we feel?
>>153841471also>On the 3rd day of the 2026 league year the rest of Mahomes 2026 salary and his $49.4 million 2027 roster bonus become guaranteed.so in like 2 days
>>153841549uhhh i'd like one order of general tso chicken and some steamed dumplings.
New Tits uniforms are decent, they kept it simple which is generally the best thing to do for football uniforms. It's about time they ditched that god awful color scheme and uniforms that they had for nearly 30 years.
>>153841484>>153841615what was it before?
>>153841484>>153841615I didn't think I'd miss the flames as much as I do but they're definitely an improvement
>>153841549Seems like a waste to put a good OC with a guy that scrambles until he can actually see someone to throw to.
>>153841615>>153841623shit
>>153841615wish.com dolphin jersey lmao. lames finna clown tf out this year ong
>>153841647Their old uniforms were way were worse, and the ones before that were bad too.
>>153841484They REALLY wanna be the oilers
>>153841660Why don't they just, you know, be the Oilers? Would anyone actually care that there is no oil in TN?
another team with white and blue as the primary colors for this soulless cucked league.
>>153841615>no red facemask Fail
>>153841615>dated boomerslop meets corporate minimalism>celebrates another city's teamsuch an unseriois franchise
>>153841700This. There's too many means with some combination of Red, White and Blue uniforms.>Giants>Titans>Patriots>Texans>BillsPlus the Colts and Cowboys as blue and white teams.>Cowboys
>Murray and 9Lmfao Vikings QB room is so fucking dog shit. I almost feel bad for Jettas, but fuck that team.
>>153841615>we wuz soilerslol lmao
kek 72-74
There should be a lemon/lime sprite team.
>be bad team that loses to college football and hockey in its own territory>adopt the identity of an even worse team to impress NFL history dweebs on reddit and boomers from texasmaybe it isn't the Jags that should be moved to London, at least they seem to like the few fans they have
>>153841698Honestly I don't see why they don't do it. I HIGHLY don't Cardinals are in Arizona
I've been watching FTF without Nick and Brou and god damn the rest of the retards in that studio have ZERO charisma
>>153839511I just can't see the big picture here. Unless the GM picked up Kyler on an absolute steal not sure what the goal is here. I still believe Kirk would of made the most sense at QB2
>>153841875>Unless the GM picked up Kyler on an absolute stearead it again. they are paying him league minimum, the tards are still paying his real contract salary
>>153841875Kyler only costs $1.3 million a year
Lmao those titans jerseys are an absolute disaster
Patriots are winning the super bowl
>>153841837there's no rams in LA either
NFL Salary Cap Year Cap2026 $301.2M2025 $279.2M2024 $255.4M2023 $224.8M2022 $208.2M2021 $182.5M2020 $198.2M2019 $188.2M2018 $177.2M2017 $167.0M2016 $155.27M2015 $143.28M2014 $133.0M2013 $123.0M2012 $120.6M2011 $120.0M
>da gary bears
>>153841961Oh yeah, when is that happening?
>>153839596I remember lots of comments two years ago along the lines of "if the Jets can win 7 games with Zach Wilson they can definitely win more even with washed Rodgers" and we all know how that turned out.
>>153839666Lol checked
>>153841961why does this look like steve-o
>>153842009turn your monitor on.
>>153841615XFLcore, why do teams do this shit
>>153842009i don't see it
>>153842049its unironically to generate revenue. Its important for teams to do shit like this to keep fans spending money on the team when there isnt a reason for fans to care much.
>>153840833>stop cheating on me or I'm not going to marry youIs that such a difficult ultimatum to present?
>>153841780That original 1960 color scheme is so rad, why the fuck would ever swap it out?I swear, the history of NFL uniforms is mostly them getting it right the first time and then just fucking it up
Chiefs are winning the Super Bowl
It's a blaq thang ya feel me
>>153842121why does this look like ernest khalimov
>>153841934There are rams in the San Gabriel Valley
Which one of you gave me hemorrhoids, I'm an old man.
>>153842107Chiefs are never winning another super bowl in the Mahomes era. Kelce is washed, Reid is running on empty but won't retire because he wants the wins record and Mahomes is going to try to do his usual 20 second dropback routine when he comes back only to find he's not as quick or agile as he was before and he'll either take a brutal amount of sacks or get hurt again, or both. Not to mention the Broncos and Chargers aren't incompetent any more so no more default division titles, byes and automatic home playoff games. And to top it all off the refs have abandoned them because they were so universally despised Taylor Swift was getting booed in public. It is so, so over.The Chiefs are dead. Rest in piss
>>153842164Sorry I thought you looked pretty in the dark.
>>153842182That is the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me :)
>>153841837Cardinals are actually the state bird of AZ
>>153842224There are still no cardinals in Arizona
>>153842230correction, not state bird, just there are some there.
I'm back from vacation and ready to talk again about my qb Mahomes for the rest of the off season. I expect us to pick a running back or Reuben bain. With the amount of pics we have where gonna be set for this year and will cruise into the playoffs effortlessly since the rest of the AFC is stunted.Mahomes getting injured at the best time helped since he hasn't played a game while eliminated and allowed us to tank for a top 5 pick. It's time for the revenge tour. Time to lock in...
>>153842181Not true at all. In fact as long as Mahomes is available for the chiefs and is healthy, they will win games and be contending for the playoffs unlike Brady. Where talking about a qb who is unrivaled at his age in terms of stats, MVPs owl wind and playoff wins which Mahomes is second in and on pace to beat the #1.
>>153842243Wait so there ARE Cardinals in AZ?
>>153842245>>153842262mentally ill
Based, or megabased?
>>153841875Literally couldn't have got him for cheaper. God this general doesn't know ball
You guys remember those times Lamar and the Ravens were the 1 seed?How'd that go?
SOURCES: Seven is more than three
>>153842266>Defending your qb from slanderous heathes who don't know ball is considered a mental illness. If that's the case then every Brady stan is a tranny
The Eagles are signing Arnold Ebiketie. Very affordable deal. I don't think that means they're out on trying to trade for someone like Greenard though, Ebiketie is a great fit and great value but not a star.
Chiefs RB room is legitimately dangerous
>>153842262>as long as Mahomes is available for the chiefs and is healthy, they will win games and be contending for the playoffsSo I take it you didn't watch last season, then? Or have you just blotted it out of your mind? Because they were a login team BEFORE he got hurt and now Mahomes has a bad knee Kelce is a year older and Reid is still gonna be sleepwalking his way through season.But you overpaid for a running back, so it's all good, right? Lol. Can't wait to heap scorn on you when they start 4-5 and miss the playoff for two straight years. I'm gonna rip off the NBA general and start "LeMahomes got blown out in the super bowl and then missed the playoffs two consecutive seasons" memes. Try not to kill yourself until the end of the season, I want you to be there to see the full and complete implosion. Then, when Mahomes' legacy is...ashes...then you have my permission to die
>>153842312> >1000 yards> 5>tdsHow?
>>153842279
>>153842322Fuck you bitch.
>>153842138The NFL would be boring without the horde of wiggers it keeps
>>153842262>as long as Mahomes is available for the chiefs and is healthy, they will win games and be contending for the playoffs unlike BradyKWAB
>>153842339Probably couldn't punch it in for the TD or someone else got the TD. Or they just never got into the red zone or settled for a kick
>>153842347You are so fucking mad right now
ya seethe?
Everyone just wants to see the bills beat the chiefs.
>>153842322>Starting 0-2 for the first time and still barely making the playoffs while playing hurt and with a bottom 15 defense.Ya Mahomes is the goat not fraudy .
>>153842310>Damarius Bilbokek I love a good African American name
>>153842339That's over the course of 3 years. He was an UDFA who started out on special teams. Averages 6 5 YPC though when given the ball, got benched and punished for a fumble by the cards last year at RB2 when filling in for Conner. It'll be a solid RB2 behind K9
>>153842385...in the playoffs, we have seen them beat them bloody in the regular season for a decade.
Brady fags are insufferable and there's people here long enough who know montana fags never acted this obnoxious
>>153842263not only that, but there are oil fields in Tennessee!
>>153842385Won't happen. Mahomes has made it his life's mission other than surpassing the owl record, to make sure the bills suffer at least until he retires. Brady never stopped the colts or Steelers from winning oels in his stead while he was losing to Jake plummer in the divisional. Mahomes only blemish is an OT loss to burrows and a coin flip OT loss to fraudy and the refs.
>>153842386>still barely making the playoffsExcept they didn't make the playoffs. I see we're already in the "telling blatant lies" stage of your endless coping cycle. Take your meds
>>153842404queefnig...
>>153842371
>>153842366Was your hero Tom Brady mad when his wife and mother of his alleged children was riding and sucking another man's bigger cock?
>>153842385I want this, not even a Bills fan. Josh Allen is Dan Marino 2.0.
Tom Brady's ex-wife certainty didn't think he was the "GOAT" because she jumped on the first big brown penis she could find! KWABOTY!
Cryin' Josh Allen will never beat the Chiefs.
>>153842442>>153842434>>153842422Meds now, statmutt
Fernie Mendoza looks like the type of guy to listen to hardcore Christian rap
>>153842385Lolno, I love Chiefs playoffkino. They always manage to KWAB the Bills in a way that causes butthurt every time
Brady chose losing in playoffs to the cowboys over his wife and that's why she gets plowed by BBC every night
>>153842410>Mahomes only blemish is an OT loss to burrows and a coin flip OT loss to fraudy and the refs.He literally missed the playoffs
>>153842483lol got his ass
>>153842385I really do and I'm a Bostonfag.
Look guys! It’s simple!Mahomes logs>>>>>>>Bradys logsI would swallow a log of shit out of Pattys asshole before I would swallow one out of Toms
Like imagine, you're Tom Brady at the cross roads between getting cucked and playing another NFL season, and your future self tells you the result is going to be that the Dallas Cowboys end your career in playoffs. You're going to retire and save your marriage. Tom Brady who already had more than any franchise in NFL history chose losing to the cowboys over saving his marriage. And that's why she gets railed by big Brazilian cock every night
>>153842491No he didn't. Shut your fucking mouth. You know he never took a snap while eliminated therfore he didn't miss the playoffs.
>>153842410I honestly feel like they have a chance now because McDermott isn't there any more.You know when you're playing a game and you keep dying over and over and eventually you go into the the same part expecting to die but then for a second it looks like you might actually win except you panic because you realize you're so close and you can't fuck it up but then you *do* fuck it up because you started overthinking it? That was McDermott. Dude basically had the football equivalent of shell shock. They needed a coach who wasn't carrying that kind of baggage
>>153842385
>>153842456that is the whitest latino i've ever seen
No wonder Statmutt is obsessed with cuck fantasies. Hes just following his leader. KWAB
I don't know think I'd hate the Chiefs as much if the last 3 years of their offense wasn't unwatchable. The 2018 - 2022 Chiefs where they did whatever the fuck they wanted on offense was fun, 2023 - 2025 era of dink and dunk clock management + refball is a horrific product
>>153842545There's millions of them every day in America you walk past and don't even notice because they check white on the census
>>153842422a) Resorting to ad hominem attacks about off-field shit means you've already conceded the on-field shit but don't want to admit it, cowardb) do you plebs realize how thoroughly Brady won the divorce? He's probably the only guy in history who was worth hundreds of millions of dollars at the time of his divorce who walked away without alimony rape because she had even more money. And now he's banging hot starlets much younger and better looking than his roastie ex without any commitments while making $300 mil to appear on tv and she had a midlife crisisbaby with the hired help, who she now has to sponsor because the guy's not on her level financially. Brady won. Brady continues to win. Deal with it.
KANSAS CITY KINO INCOMINGhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCYT8vb2siQATTENTION AMERICA. KANSAS CITY KINO INCOMING>KANSAS CITY MENTIONED>KANSAS CITY MENTIONEDhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCYT8vb2siQYEAR OF KANSAS CITY INCOMINGDECADE OF KANSAS CITY IMMINENTALIENS KNOW WHERE THE REAL CITY’S ATKANSAS CITY MOMENT CONFIRMED
You are not Tom Brady stop living vicariously through him
>>153838417>I point out, with inarguable facts, why the Chiefs are fucked >suddenly there's a dozens of schizo posts about Brady's divorce because anon is so assblasted he can't even wait for replies before (look mom!) posting it againIt's almost like this Chiefsfag is mentally ill or something
>>153841615I think a lot of people replying to this probably have the most dogshit taste imaginable, so funny how you faggots always think you know what looks good lmfaoWould love to know what is good in your opinion.
>>153842693>It's almost like this Chiefsfag is mentally ill or somethingYeah or the guy who thinks every post is a Chiefs fan out to get him. Probably the same tard that refuses to realize there’s more than Chiefs fan here and starts spamming his “statmutt” folder of 4plebs screenshots. Totally not obsessed and mentally ill btw
>>153842730you sound raped
SneedBros make sure to get your updated Sneed Jersey.
>>153842744See >>153842652
>>153842652Nobody cares about this irrelevant shit hole
>>153842730Yes, anon I totally believe six or seven Chiefs fans entered the thread simultaneously and independently began to post more or less identical comments about Tom Brady's personal life at essentially the same time. That's a much more logical explanation that the same shitter who's been having a perpetual meltdown since the Chiefs got blown the fuck out by the Eagles spamming the same shitposts like he always does.
>>153842662youre right im less successful, equal skilled, and just as handsome. I know the day to day struggles brady faces, and could only imagine it as a winner.
>>153842772When bradyfags get uppity and start spamming the thread with their ancient unc who retired a century ago during the pandemic it's important to remind them that they're posting a picture of a man cucked by a brazilian
>>153842747i'd prefer a Chuck jersey
>niners signing nate hobbsGimme the rundown cheeseheads
>>153842796>When Mahomesfags get uppity and start spamming the thread with their mutt qb who got heemed by Brady during the pandemic it's important to remind them that 7> 3 and 2>0
>>153842772Or, get this: there’s no reason to believe it’s a Chiefs fan at allWhat people like you don’t understand is that this Brady thing goes one way. We don’t think about Brady. You people weaponize Brady against US, not the other way around. Brady is YOUR football fuhrer who the “mutt”’s success threatens.To us he’s just the GOAT. To Brady, Mahomes is his successor. You are the only one in this equation who thinks Brady is an anti-“mutthomes” nuclear weapon. So when you see someone talking shit about Brady, what you need to learn to do is stop assuming it’s your arch nemesis, the nebulous “Chiefs fan”. It probably isn’t, actually
>>153842822Perfect timing btw, great job
>>153842636You are deeply deeply mentally ill.
>>153842827>We don’t think about BradyAnd now we're back the "blatant lies" portionIf you're "not thinking about Brady" maybe forego the autistic, obviously butthurt screeching in response to every Brady post
>>153842827Stop rimming Brady, he isn't going to fuck you
Can't we all just get along?
>>153842875Ravens fand are niggers so no.
>>153842868Beyond help. Utterly mindbroken by big Chiefs cock
>>153842273JSN has a cowboys tattoo. jerry going to break the bank to sign him after the seahawks pass
>>153842875
>>153842894Me:>maybe forego the autistic, obviously butthurt screechingYou:"screeching intensifies*
>>153842875I am a fan of godzilla.
>>153842907Why would the Seahawks not re-sign him? They can't just let everyone from the super bowl team walk
>>153842949Just more cowboys fans delusion as per usual, the seahawks are letting players walk because they know that JSN is going to get market resetting money
>>153842949They already lost a lot of players and personnel to Kubiak in Vegas
>>153839469Their performances can’t be compared in a vacuum. Mahomes usually makes it to the super bowl by hardcarrying a below average roster and then overcoming a superteam. Or, getting destroyed by one because he overachieved and flew too close to the sun. Montana’s team usually WAS the superteam. Obviously Mahomes’ performances will be worse.Outside of strictly super bowl victories or super bowl stats, Mahomes has already surpassed Montana’s number of career playoff wins and super bowl appearances, which is insane. Give him another ten years and it won’t be close.>inb4 nuh uh Mahomes is finished!!!1!I’m responding to this giving the poster the benefit of the doubt of being a serious person.The only argument for Montana over Mahomes is pure ring count, and it’s not a very good one, unless you want to put Troy Aikman over Peyton Manning and Aaron RodgersRings matter. Stats matter. But you have to take everything *in context*. Not in a vacuum.
The chiefs may not be worse next season but it's pretty unlikely they'll be any better.
>>153843011They could be better if they sign ryback
>*GLUG GLUG GLUG* AW CRIKEY THAT’S A MONSTER *GLUG GLUG GLUG*
>>153842998Id rather take everything in my bussy
>>153843051They're too cheap. They won't be a serious contender in the bidding war for that kind of talent.
ITS OKAY TO HAVEM E L T Y S
kenneth walker finna win opoy ya finna seethe
They should give all of the 1st Round picks to my team
>>153843097its not okay actually. I want that mental fagot to throw himself of a bridge so he'd stop spamming this muttshit constantly
I’m having a ryback induced melty
>>153843121I'd be this mad if I was routinely BTFO too
>>153843121>I want to stop reading about the reigning NFL dynasty in my /nfl/ general!! I’m very intelligent!!Try /mlb/ we’re not very good at that
lets all take turns saying something nice and sweet about jenny
Queefmutt, Dwayne Haskins yourself already. No one will miss you.
imagine being gay gay mccuckthy
>>153842949because they are going to let darnold go too and it will be full rebuild under the new owners. they arent going to make any huge long term contracts while they team is up for sale>>153842970im a 6th generation seattleite though
titans have ufl jerseys lmaoooo
>>153843140Don’t worry he’s over there seething just as hard at my Dodgies
>>153843194Why is everyone acting like they're bad? They look fine. Are you fuckers in need of optometry or some shit?
>>153843176>they are going to let darnold go too
>>153843222darnold is still ass and will flop on his next team probably the falcons or some shit lmao
I hate all the international games and all the added bullshit games on days like thanksgiving eve and Black Friday. I wish I died in 1999.
>>153843140>lost the super bowl by 50 gorrillion points>didn't even make the playoffs the next year>reigning
>>153843205They look like the sort of colors you put in a baby boy’s room
This is your hero.
>>153843238What I’m reading is that it’s been one year since we were last in the super bowl. Dynasties don’t begin after one year and don’t end after one year. Get over it
>>153843222their defense won them a super bowl. theres no reason for them to give darnold a mega QB contract. let him go and plug someone else in for less money. vikings can bring him back after murray flops kek
Yeah? You wanna know something, I don't freaking careああああっっっっっっsbitch
Plug this bussy
>Sam Darnold got a ring before Josh Allen, Joe Burrow and Lamar Jacksontip top kek
>>153843290Yes, this is quite the humorous predicament, my good fellow.
>>153843240I live in a trailer park
>nate hobbs to the 49ersFuck
>>153843247I find it weird that you Cheifsfags (although let's let's be real, It's really just one, with multiple personality disorder) complain about people bringing up Brady but then if nobody does you'll bring him up yourself in a post replying to no one. You're not even arguing with an actual person, just some strawman in your head
>>153843303The way he's sitting there indicates that he's been selected as tribute for Caleb. Caleb walked in there shortly after and took his booty with great enthusiasm. Trust me, I know how these things work.
>>153843305we know, queefmutt
>>153843260One year since they *lost* the super bowl
>>153843290
>>153843323Going to the super bowl is itself an accomplishment, especially when it’s the third time in a row. Nice try
>>153843311Go TITANS GO!
new titans logo dropped
>>153843332
>>153841615>Titans keking Houston out of any remaining claims to the Oilers
>>153843349Didn’t click
woke is over the skins can return
>>153843370>I didn't click the image with the word large enough to read in the thumbnail
>>153843387Nah it’s genuinely racist and always will be. It’s not even about “appropriation” like other teams that got targeted, it’s just a straight up slur as a team name lol. Like having a team based on crackers called “cumskins”
>>153843387just because a bunch of grifter sycophants are appeasing a retard doesnt mean so called "woke" is over
They really named their team the commanders lmao.
>>153843311>I know how these things workI bet you do LMAO
>>153843450should have just kept it "washington football team" we would be calling them the heems
>>153843425>>153843408
>The Cowboys plan to sign former Rams cornerback Cobie Durant to a one-year deal
>>153843450Football Team was kino unironically
I fucking HATE Jerry Jones. Stupid old cocksucker. Sell the fucking team already you dumb faggot you will NEVER win another super bowl or make the playoffs.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/YQXY_vSbtfg
>>153843746It was a cool fuck you to everyone saying if we can't have our name we won't have a name. The punchline was giving them a different name that people hate for different reasons then selling the team knowing they won't change it. I actually liked calling them 'the team" though, no frills straight to business.
The Dallas Cowboys last won a playoff game on January 5, 2019, defeating the Seattle Seahawks 24-22 in the NFC Wild Card Round. They have not advanced past the Divisional Round since the 1995 season.
>>153843748Jerry specifically said at one point in of the reasons he bought the team was so he could have a job for the rest of his life. Guess what, when he finally dies or decides he doesn't want that job any longer he'll pass it to his son. Ur fukt
>>153843820I thought they beat the Bucs in Brady's last game
>>153843820????cowgirls beat the bucs and got embarrassed by the niners like 2-3 years ago
>>153843820Oh and I remember that Seahakws game now. The kicker got hurt so Pete Carrol sent the punter out for the final kickoff to attempt an onside punt.
>>153843838>they beat the Bucs in Brady's last game>>153843841>cowgirls beat the bucsNever happened.
>>153838769
>>153843913Was this based on a true story or something? How fucking stupid do you have to be to not understand that sucking cock and getting fucked in the ass is gay?
>>153845575it was based on aaron rodgers and his roommate from back in his packer days
>>153845905The Faggots
>>153845575Never underestimate a person's ability to warp reality to fit their desired illusions
Nice to see the titans don't have a shitty color scheme anymore
>>153846459kinda racist don't ya think
do something you fucking bums
>>153843820>They have not advanced past the Divisional Round since 1995KWAB
>>153846600>inb4 they trade for Crosby
I'm going to miss him
he doesnt look like a rb
>>153845575like half of black dudes in atlanta think this way man
>>153847022Walker? More like Runner
>>153846600The Loins are one Goof season away from swapping him for a zesty buck, and the NFCN humiliation ritual will be complete.
>>153847138kek
>>153845905is kc incapable of keeping demons out of their wr room?
The Cardinals are paying millions to Kyler to not play for them and I am supposed rate him over Nine?
>>153847380Yes
>>153847242don't wish this even on your worst enemy
>>153847242Goff is never leaving the Lions. He will stay there until he retires.
>>153845575>anon is unfamiliar w black DL culture
>>153843700So long Landshark
>>153843408>>153843425get lost on your way to reddit?
Are the Broncos in tank mode since their quarterback is perpetually injured?
>>153847382>McCunty
>>153847380You’re supposed to laugh at the Viqueers for having a QB room composed of Nine, Manlet and Wince
>>153847748>Vikings choose a manlet who doesn't give a shit and prioritizes Call of Duty over the NFL over Ninebrutal
>>153847580I'm sure there are a dozen NFL talking heads that will explain why this one wasn't Herbert's fault
I still believe Nine is going to end up starting most of the season. Whether it's due to improvement or injury, I'm not sure. It was revealed to me in a dream and feels like it probably will happen.
>>153847949if they give up on nine so quickly it will only make the darnold decision worse
Imagine lovingly staring into mina's eyes, and holding her hands, fingers interlocked, all while you slowly pump a baby into her
It is kind of funny just how shit this thread is vs the other one. Very telling.
>>153847382I've never seen such a young man
>>153847577go back to your facebook group loser
>>153848040The other ones OP is a barely disguised photo of the retarded kiwiws obvious scat fetish. You might subconsciously feel that being inside of it is better because your latent unmitigated desire to eat shit but the rest of the world would rather not entertain his poopy ideology.
>>153848107It is a thread with news in the op, talking about football and joking around. Vs... this.You talking about shit this much makes me wonder just how indian you are though.
>>153848115You are a mentally ill retard, likely the retarded kiwi who constantly posts scat related imagery while jerking their micropenis going "nooo it's ice cream" your desire to eat shit is frankly pathetic and has moved this chapter of /nfl/ to its lowest bar.
last digit in my post is how many wins these clowns combine for
So this is that schizo behavior they keep talking about
>Hey guys I like football, don't you guys like football?>POOP AND SHIT AND TRIPFAGS AND MAHOMES AND >Oh ok...
>>153848128Respectable
>Steelers hired Mike McCarthyWhy is that org allergic to tanking
>>153848128>>153848138madden wins don't count as nfl wins sorry bros
>>153848130>>153848137>NOOPP NOOONOONO NO NOOO NOOOITS VICOLATE ICE CREAM MY AI GENERATED LICTURESOF MAHOMES IS CHICOLATE ICE CREAM I AM NOT BALTSNTLY DISGUISNG A SCAT FETISH AND I DON'T JERK MY MICROPENIS TO PICTURES OF MAHOMES EATING SHIT not beating the allegations kiwi
>>153848148>playing madden in 2026
PatrickFreakingMahomes
Some of you aren't invited to the next thread.>>153848156How else is Mike McDaniel going to scheme plays?
>>153843856>>153843856BRAND NEW MAHOMES CHOCOLATE ICE CREAM GENERAL MMMM MMMM NMM SURE LOVE SEEING MAHOMIE EAT THAT CHOCOLATE
NEW>>153838413>>153838413>>153838413
>>153848034Do you think she got another tattoo for this Seahawks Super Bowl?
