EUROPA LEAGUE ROUND OF 16>Thursday 12th March 202618:45 Bologna 1 - 1 AS RomaCOMFY LEAGUE ROUND OF 16>Thursday 12th March 202621:00 Fiorentina 0 - 0 Raków Częstochowa (25')SERIE A ROUND 29>Friday 13th March 202620:45 Torino - Parma>Saturday 14th March 202615:00 Inter - Atalanta18:00 Napoli - Lecce20:45 Udinese - Juventus>Sunday 15th March 202612:30 Hellas Verona FC - FC Genoa15:00 Pisa - Cagliari15:00 US Sassuolo - Bologna18:00 Como - AS Roma20:45 S.S. Lazio - AC Bbilan>Monday 16th March 202620:45 Cremonese - FiorentinaReminder to keep it frosty, do NOT take your meds, drink a lot of water, count the mentions of your team in the thread, water your plants and stay tagliatellepilledPrevious: >>153788126
negru
>>153838521amiga
chips
if Nick "little forts" Fortini ever gets sold for more than 2M it should be immediately investigated as money laundering, bit like Robert "Bobby Smalls" Piccoli transfer should have.
nihao
Javi ruota
those were some pretty grim 45 minutes of calcio
Are you trying to say novia?
>there's a Tudor playing as centreback in the Polish teamTarget acquired
friendly reminder Comuzzo refused to be sold for 30m to the ayyrabs jej
if he meant to do that it's a wonder goal
>>153838886it's his nephew lol
Victor Giddy Up
>Ferencvaros>their stripes aren't red and green
Parisi could have been sent off there
Sleep tight /seriepaint/ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmjrfXO0mdk
Sleep tight /seriegio/Reminder every day that passes is a day closer to Gio walling and going full-whore
what a fucking retard lol
FORZA VIOLA!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_aP92I6gj8
>The coach of the Italian national baseball team, Francisco Cervelli, when asked who he supports in Italian football: "Juventus, all my life. I'll be a Juve fan until I die."
>>153839343Outside of Italy, there's only Juve.
>>153839343
he does look retarded I guess
>>153839343This is him btw: >>>/wsg/6108470
>Francisco Cervelli was born in Valencia, Venezuela, to an Italian immigrant father, Emanuele Cervelli, and a Venezuelan mother.
The latinxlatinx combo needs to be state-mandated
Give a man calcio and you solve his weekend, give a man a Manic Pixie Dream latina and you solve his life.
K-ACK 135
>As for Jonathan David, the idea is to sell him, make a profit on him, and get another striker to replace him.t. Romeo S. AgrestiNot a single good striker available on the market btw
*be's like a new signing*
>make a profitare they going to pretend they didn't pay his wages?
>>153840071Some guy was explaining how that only serves to ensure his availability and is in fact equal to coal to the steam engine or food given to beasts of burden, and that ultimately it does not matter if the ox likes its food, and so on
negrau
Tomboy girlfriend who you go shopping with who buys her first dress and tries it on all embarassed and stuff and then blushes and smiles when you say you think it looks good and then she buys it and wears it every now and then. What if that happened but metaphorically with Roma?
>>153843730Is Roma the tomboy and Dybala the dress?
>>153843730Is the Tomboy gf down to perform the leiden poke?
Agcom is going nuclear even with international DNS, any solution for streaming serie A that actually works in Italy lads? Let me know please
Hegre art or DAZN subscription?Which way /seriea/
Segre art
Sodomy, the feminisation of men, and the masculinisation of women, along with extremely low birth rates, are all exclusively bourgeois phenomena, but even that is purely relative.
Sergej art
>>153845355most prolepilled thing you can do in the big ventisei is find a big aul sturdy english rose caked in makeup and put a few kids in her and have the state pay for all that shit
>>153844527Purely from a DNS angle you can pretty easily set-up something like Unbound to have your very own validating, recursive DNS. It checks the authoritative servers instead of the Google and Cloudflare ones that I’m guessing are being targeted by the dumdums at AGCOM.
>Ferrari is close to a second slower than Mercedes>Red Bull is two (!) seconds slower than Mercedeslove it, this would become the best season ever if Antonelli were to pull a Jules Bianchi
go get laughed at in the dedicated general mongo
>Massimo Moratti on Ricci’s handball in the derby: "I appreciated that the club chose to keep a low profile, no excuses, even though that sort of play has often been penalised in the past. If the roles had been reversed, all hell would have broken loose. Bastoni? It’s absurd that he keeps getting booed, because those booing him now have players in their own team who put on a huge show, who writhe around at the slightest touch or who clutch their faces when struck on the chest. Bastoni did something really stupid, especially with his celebration when he was in the heat of the moment. But everything was blown out of proportion because it was Inter v Juve. It was a partial compensation for old debts."
Following modern day F1, after each shitfest that's happened at rulebook level, is essentially outing yourself as a woman
Women mentioned
>Booed by fans across Italy for feigning contact with Kalulu, who was subsequently sent off, and rejoicing for having swindled the referee during the match against Juventus, Alessandro Bastoni was able to "publicly acknowledge his mistake and take responsibility for it". For this reason, the President of the Lombardy Regional Council, Federico Romani, has nominated the Inter and Italy international for the 'Rosa Camuna' prize, Lombardy’s highest civic honour, for his "unpredictable and uncommon attitude, which demonstrates respect for the game, for opponents and for the fans".
As the prophecy foretells jJ will remain cursed until they sign a brazilian winger. Only that may lift the curse.
I'd rather stay cursed for life then
*signs nerman*
Life imitates vydia or something
The Pentagonde :DDD
>>153848278It's going THAT bad?
You got to love the old /SouriAGeneral/
>bresidend trumb we need more troobs to invade bersia and further blayers on the free transfers marget, bls send airkraft carriers with lugagu in one of them ty
>vroom vroom brfo
Fella’s, is it possible for too much sexo to exist?
>>153849087I'm saving this pic
>>153849087I thought Jj won the 95-96 champions with the blue one (and against ajax kek), but it says 94-95 on your image?
>>153849267Juve had the blue away kit during that season and in the 96/97 season too, with a few changes in between
>>153849320oh all righty, ty
Bibi is a InterGODhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRkaydMtLa8
Free my n-word crows
This true?
>>153850026hermano now I'm actually afraid for the team going to the world cup
>>153850026here's hoping
>the bone museum qt
No Sballet interview so I'm glad there's no Jj match in sight
https://youtu.be/r_yl068WHZk
>Italy could automatically go to the World Cup and replace Iran Dooms Israel from going to the World Cup and then replaces Iran to automatically qualify, if it happens then it's pure and absolute calcio
>>153848278>3 day scudetto operation turned into a multi year squad rebuildjjesque>>153850026i thought they would give it to another asian conference team
>>153850026>cardboard qualificationdon't think it's viable but no thanks
Fella’s, I was the only one in the pub quiz that the entertainer behind 2023’s “Vampire” was Olivia Rodrigo.Reality check me, are all the others simply retarded for not knowing that or am I simply [redacted]?
Barons’ Toro have the most random results ever, one week its a 6-1 loss, the next a 4-0 win
>>153851332They're bad enough to lose by big margins fairly commonly, but will never get relegated so they have to pull off wins like that sometimes
>>153851315I’m gonna be honest with you, I am so out of touch with pop music that, the first Olivia Rodrigo song I heard, I thought wasTaylor Swift. I also thought “Antihero” was by Lorde instead of Taylor Swift. I can’t imagine many guys listen to the radio in the age of streaming.
>>153851315This wouldn't have happened if I was there tooOR3 soon btw she just teased the logo
Carlos Cuesta lost :)
late night panino with stracchino and cured ham? Yes siree
Based Luigi Amiltonico
>those Toro goalsit's that time of the season where you have to start pretending nobody would ever gift points to another team on purpose
Fuck me then
>>153853055gonna have to invest in this technology
>fuhrer aislop song stuck in your head for 3 daysthanks germano
>>153851332D'aversa is at the wheel
>Former Juventus CEO Arrivabene: “Vlahovic? It was the deal to make, the investment was authorized by the board. I remain proud of Vlahovic. Dusan reminds me of Verstappen for his determination, Leclerc for tenacity and humanity. I still write to Vlahovic to convey friendship and encouragement. And I'm not one to dish out a lot of compliments.>Do I have regrets about not renewing Dybala? Zero. Once a decision is made, never look back.>Would I still bring back Di Maria and Pogba for free? Pogba was a good signing, well-received by the fans: no one could have imagined the success. Di Maria is a talent, Allegri was crazy about him”
>>153857410wait when was he even sacked lel, I feel like D’Aversa just appears at random clubs midseason without any announcement of his hiring like how the CIA replaces celebrities with clones from time to time
>>153857631Kek, serie ass own cryptid
Sometimes I'm reminded or those Lautardo and Lakaka stinkers in the CL final versus City and I realize that had it not been for them, Inzaghi would have 100% won that final. Guardiolel's success at City basically came down to those two being tards, it's insane.
>>153859947Limone coached a miracolo desu, I still remember Rodri (even though he scored the winning goal) had no idea what to do vs a defence that didn’t afford any space like in the prem. It’s still hard to believe they got raped that hard by PSG a couple years later.
>>153860050Yeah, City were getting an ass whooping for basically the entire match, the amount of culo they got was quite insane.
Inter XI: Sommer, Bisseck, Akanji, Carlos Augusto, Dumfries, Barella, Zielinski, Sucic, Dimarco, Esposito, Thuram Atalanta XI: Carnesecchi, Scalvini, Djimisiti, Kolašinac, Zappacosta, De Roon (C), Pašalic, Bernasconi, Samardzic, Zalewski, Scamacca, Rare Samerd start!
Paladin sculates it today
forza inter
atalanta dies today
damn its already. been sick so out of it a bit. forza inderr
that udine kit is horrid
>>153855971
PEW PEW
+50m
transfermarkt value update?
I don't particularly rate Carnesecchi or get why he's so rated tbqh
>>153860939+10m
gud pass after. +5m
>>153860943I do but goals like that make me question it sometimes, he’s definitely a tier below Svilar though
damn it's really raining at basins
gud attack
>>153860943rain and gud shot made it difficult but maybe should done more
I think DICE made the M277 a little bit too op lol
how was that not a penalty
nice dive tikus,.....
if he was called Mohamed Pioué Esposikiti he'd be worth 110m
>>153861063He will soon have to carry that name if you don't vote Yes next weekend, those judges are planning to sell our country to (((THEM)))
>Serbia preparing for possible attack by Croatia–Albania–Kosovo alliance, Vucic says>Kosovo and the gypsy posters will kill each other in your timelineGREATEST timeline
what leads someone to become the designated megaphone cunt?
>>153861090says the guy watching the match from Barletta
>if you're 2 metres tall you can just sprint all the way to goal since nobody knows how to tackle without giving away a penalty anymore the beautiful game
bistecca seems to have insane potential. sure some defensive mistakes but so gud in everyhting almost.
halftme post sloots
>>153861141He's already in the top3 in the league if he stopped having those retarded nigger moemnts
>>153861159yeah crazy tall, speed and power.
>>153861158
noo mkhi coming on to walksucic ran the most in first half
>>153861307>female tech heroeslul. so fukken brainless defending
PEW PEW PEW PEW
>Scatalanta miracolo against dirtmund just lead to the inevitable yearly serie ass sculacciata in the next round against buyernJust like the printer miracolo against farca last year
Milito spottedshoulda passed to pio there
>>153861321I wanted to buy Resident Evil 9 but when I found out that for 50% of the game you have to play as a woke woman I didn't get it
>>153861359based
>>153861307>memedivisie>femaleA daring synthesis
augustus kino
I would love to have sex with Nicki Minaj
oof ederson on. not gud
/v/ idea: Ghost of Yotei Lecce-nds
>>153861395Yeah for Atalanta lol
holy hell tikus
tikus? more like shitus
>>153861481Since there are rumors of jewe trying to buy him, would you swap him for some jewe player? Or just money
>>153861499id take the worst player for him.
>>153861516So Yildiz or Bremerd?
>even the Etihad has a better atmosphere than current year San Sirohow deeply grim
>>153861530Happens when you try to get rid of soul because muh mafia or some other shit
barella has been pretty bad today again too.
augusto really gud today
>>153861359Wow that's the gayest post I've read on /serieass/
>>153861569When was the last time he was gud?>>153861608Wtf you saved THAT?!?
barella subbed. gud
>>153861676every season before this one.
>playing to defend a 1 goal lead against atalanta at homethey deserve it lmao
>>153861676Yes, my Grace folder is growing
dumfries wtf are you doing
With that face do you disallow this lmao
never a foul
Why is the gypsy seething so much? It's not like he's gonna lose the championship that his Marmot set up for him
reminder shitus choked a 1v1 with keeper
AAAAAAAAAA REF GIVE US A PENALTYYYYYYYY
potentially soft era
ERA
absolutely shameless team
soft contact. lucky for atalanta.
oh ok so they are rigging for bbilan
>they're losing another one horse racea thoroughly Limone'd squad
now inter starts playin. not earlier...
>>153861827yeah this ref anti inter even though today not much refball.
why are modern forwards incapable of shooting it just high enough to avoid a keeper or a defender already laying on the ground in any 1 vs 1 situation wtf lol
Atalanta will lose this
>>153861890Blame the PS4 and PS5 gens, there were no good games that could refine the players' wit
>Sneedvu
>sfinterOH NO NO NO NO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Milan Kings we can shave the printer lead down by 50% in one week
We're up.https://x.com/Azpitarte/status/2032848262751719830
How do you say choke in gypsy?
should we actually have a serie a next year?there is no single team in this league that deserves a titleabsolute dead league lmao
im okay with this. i checked schedule lot of tough games for both teams coming up.
>noooo there is a actually a title race on and not just one club stomping a title win in marchThe jJ mind
>Luciano Spalletti will earn €6M/year after the contract extension with Juventus. Expected the signing in the next daysBurn this fucking club to the ground porca madonna
>>153861972what if he actually does finish 5th though
>>153861949Showed this to my mom and she asked why he doesn’t just shiva it
>>153861983If that's what >we need to hire a decent coach I'm ready to finish 5th or below lol
>>153861962>the race
>>153862002>J.David dead lastbut of course
>>153862002is that De Bruyne with the Belgian jersey?
>>153861972how many months has he been fucking up now?
>>153862017Looks more like Hans Nicolussi Caviglia for me
>>153862020Ever since he replaced Tudor lol, I'm saying this unironically the shitty croat is a better coach than Spalletti and he just paid the price for trying to put the shitters in their place
new Chiavalentine video is uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jr5GyI8TYc4
Has Ligue 1 surpassed Serie A?
No mistake was made but someone will be at fault
>>153861747Most Grace-coded calcio player?
>>153862064probably charles de cuck
Victor Gideon but it's Igor Tudor
>>153862038Yes
>>153862141Less Italian Americans, more jeets. This is the way.
>>153862247did you just photoshop Spalletti with a bear on the right?
>>153862348A bear?
>>153862417beard come on
Title races in Serie Ass in the past few years have been either one club going like +20 above the others or sfinter blowing the easiest sculetto run ever
>KWABoli
>>153862478What are you talking about? N won the title with 1 point last year on the last matchday
Back in the day, they said the Premier League was mejor que La Liga en espain pero yo elegi ver la liga en espainyo elegi a muniain
>>153862247the face of a man who was denied his stolen copper
Wtf we're actually playing tonight, and for once I'm not shitposting I had no idea...(Milik won't play a minute)
>>153862570Which perfectly fits the second situation I described because sfinter blew it by the end of the season and Nabule won
Don't let your shitpost be dreams
>>153863087Last season't title race was so fucking horrid everyone pretends to have forgotten about it lmaoDo you remember how the last two matchdays ended, with the two teams level on points?>15 minutes of added time>never ending stream of yellow cards for protests>appalling diving tries either way>the two VAR rooms in a duel against each other to review footage milliframe by milliframe and see if any penalties should be awardedIt was like watching two financial accounting books making love to each other
>>153863299I remember Orsolini and Pedro being made saints in Naples, it was kino
Fucking PSV, you have one job but your pseudo-belgian asses can’t even do that
>there's a Dutch city we call Nimega
>>153863299In terms of pure footie quality, last season may have been one of the worst I have ever seen in Serie Ass
>>153863746This year has been worse, I can't think of a single team that plays well
>Flevoland (Dutch pronunciation: [ˈfleːvoːlɑnt] ) is the twelfth and newest province of the Netherlands, established in 1986, when the southern and eastern Flevopolders, together with the Noordoostpolder, were merged into one provincial entity. It is in the centre of the country in the former Zuiderzee, which was turned into the freshwater IJsselmeer by the closure of the Afsluitdijk in 1932. this is a real nation btw
>>153863378ever since Maradona used to snort cocaine and make his teammates urinate into doping test tubes, it doesn’t take much to be canonised in the city
>>153863852The Shitalian fears the Polder
Just checked Jjust's starting lineup and got infected with the G(rim)-Virus
>Ashley Cole is the new Cesena manager
Cringe
>Had fun on his trip to Milano>Prices suddenly down 30%Thank you Gerry
Italia is probably going to the semis of baseball
This true?Either way, he doesn't understand it's calcio, not football, or whatever it is hes talking about
>>153864860yep it's trueif you want to learn how to dribble, you go to the post office and work out a way to avoid queueing.
Matic Mcfly
How much for a stick of Thuram's?
One wonders what the fuck did Spalletti think when he decided to play without strikers
Locatelli xDeathThreats?
#JeSuisFriuliVeneziaGiulia
>Nonceicaokill me
Iceman solves it
>>153865053given the recent league meta, you could field a My Little Pony action figure up front as a striker and nobody would notice the difference
The worst thing that has ever happened in Italian football was the sacking of Pirlo at iuve imhonot even a iuve fan he was PLAYING
Spalletti is a master at tictocs, Muttuidi is pretty much useless now lol
Best talent to come out of Shitaly this decade
Scotterrones getting uppity again
>>153865377Yildiz and McBurger don't work nearly as well if there isn't a striker desu
Just got 30 different cancers after these two-three shots
Offside maybe? AnywayBOGA BOGA BOGA BOGA BOGA BOGA BOGA BOGA BOGA BOGA BOGA BOGA BOGA BOGA BOGA BOGA BOGA BOGA BOGA BOGA BOGA BOGA BOGA BOGA BOGA BOGA BOGA BOGA BOGA BOGA BOGA BOGA BOGA BOGA BOGA BOGA
Just did my Wikipedia gacha and got Dybala, Jj DNA is too strong
Jeremie Moka
Mokkatelli sliding everytime for no reason whatsoever will never not be funny to me
How does this shitty ass team manage to find a goal most matches?
Jeremie Boga? Patriot.
Boga slowly finding his Sassuolo form.
>>153865671Because it's decent at attackingnow defending on the other hand
Assistazo Dilidiz btw
>>153865725>ynr "Belotti is worth €100m+" Serie A arc
>>153865725Don't let Yorkshire bong see this
>>153865725>>153865764>Belottiynr pic related
>>153865808Everybody bows down to the scoliosis cock
>>153865707Conceicao? Retard.
Calcio xitter idea: Opta Pobà
>>153865941btw Boga scored as many goals in Serie Ass as Conceicao this season
>>153865941Di Gregorio? Pawtucket Patriot Beer
>>153864860he probably didn't pay the bribe the academy asked him to let his son play
Secret society idea: skull and cocks
Perin? Eugenicist.
>>153864636what's the difference between authentic and regular? I must assume the material? I love the look of some jerseys but it feels so cringe to walk in public covered by 100% polyester shit
Why did Spalletti wait 2 minutes after the half time to sub him off lol
Koopmeiners? A scared man.
>>153866091Just old man things.
>>153866005They should make me federation and internal talent manager for italia desuInjurious owners will not get any room to muck up my Italian league, and I will veto stupid transfers like Ibrahimovic to PSG, Chiesa to Liverpool, Tonali to Newcastle, Tiago Silva to PSG, Dollar to PSG, etc.Plus, I will make rules forcing all clubs to register 13 Italian players each.I will also bring all the naive managers from espain.
>>153866091Don't try to peer into Spalletti's mind, humans cannot comprehend that
>Poopmeinersyeah >we're fucked lol
Why did bro just hit the ball with his hand? That was a voluntary movement
>>153866115Really? :o
I just want Jewentus to play in Conference against giants like Jagiellonia and Nicosia, is that so much to ask?
>>153866091Once you become fearless, calcio becomes limitless
Nicolò Cetriolo will solve this
Zingarova and Milik in for the easy win, Sborretti
here we go, VAR gotta fish the right frame
Concord moment
I fucking knew it'd get disallowed kek, I really don't understand this rule but whatever
Today I feel Norfern Irish
>>153866089Authentic is more tight on your body, and is the one the real players use. Regular is more loose on your body, more relaxed material.Sometimes one of them is better looking than the other, but you never know which one.
Poor Yildiz keeps trying to make his shit teammates score and they usually fail
locatelli is the greatest player ive ever seen
>>153866873
>>153866873>t. stevie wonder
>>153866164scrap the last one and you have my vote
>>153866978We need them, amico It's short-term espain for long-term gain
it's grim, dildiz gave 4 assists in the inside box in 15 minutes and they couldn't score a single one
>>153866978Also, age limits for non-Italian giocatori over 30+, except if they were ever on the Balon d'Or podium top 3 podium
>>153867119He'd be on double digits for assists if the other players weren't mentally retarded, almost sad to see
Points gained.
>>153865443I found it kind of boring, not anywhere near Black Anima's quality imo.
>Poop Guardiolel
>>153867135How come [redacted] doesn't have a constitution?
>>153867629The reasoning is simple, it’s due to [redacted]
>>153867629what?
>Vesuvio remaining matchesif Gonde doesn't win this league he's a fraud
>>153867789dude can barely get past DJ Francesco's grest now, his fraudulent status should speak for itself
Reminder that jJ will remain cursed until they sign a brazilian winger. Only that can dispel it.
>Ashley Cole to coach Cesena in Bthe simulation is falling apart each day more and more
Just watched a film with one of the queens of French QT-core Pomme starring in a minor rolehttps://letterboxd.com/film/colours-of-time/
>>153868159Call me Locatelli because I'm topping all the pass stats
>>153867938Thus Spoke Saarathustra
>>153867629the british are barbarians fra
Webm of thsi moment?
Is the fact that Miretti has a 100 games played for Jj a "Fun Fact"?
A seguito di revisione, er nummero 8 si trova in posizione de forigioco e fa 'n movimento che impatta su 'e capacità der palazzo paa qualificazione d'aa MaggicaDecisione finale: forigioco
Trying to trigger your fellow la /seriea/ poster(companero, conocido y amigo) into defending the old pritanike. not gonna work this time, Obelix!
Goodnight Umbrellakings
>>153870044doesn't Lazio play tomorrow?
>>153871692Yeah, but I just felt like destroying all the RAM in the southern hemisphere to generate that.Lmao, can you imagine Jeremie Boga playing for Jj, let alone score for them!
2 points earned on the black-and-blue cheaters.
>>153870044>going for a pass instead of a shotNo heart faggot
>went to friends wedding >Art how noticed meBros…
>>153876808Hoe*
>>153876829arthoes' moves impact the ability of a good man therefore you should reject and move on
These new regulations are so shit even a mediocre driver like Antonelli is dominating lol
>>153878125no refunds
>2016 was 10 years agoim scared bros
Let me get this straightAntonelli is winning in F1 with the shittiest regulations ever used (so far!) and a car with an illegal engineThe baseball team is all made up by italian-Americans, which with the current regulations they shouldn't even be able to get an italian citizenship.Even if ">we" lose again in the world cup play offs, very likely considering that the whole team is 98% made of bolliti, the fucks in power might pull strings so that the NT can play the WC because Iran is pulling outAre the recent Rugby and Winter Olympic results at least legit?
Shitalian golden age incoming
Good morning Grace kings
>>153879784>Are the recent Rugby and Winter Olympic results at least legit?The ice at the Olympics was so rigged, it was unbelievable! No one has ever seen ice like this, so unfair! Everyone knows it! The athletes were totally cheated! Sad! It’s a disgrace to the great speedskatinh countries of the world! We need to fix this!
Griffogods we up
>>153879883Morning to you fellow Ashcrofter
>tfw the Rothschilds once again are putting a legal and regulated girl in Asuka cosplay on the For You page the instant I open my phone in the calcio dressing roomAt least we won I guess, but at what cost?
>little screw's goalcongrats to ddr for unlocking the only great player >we have
>>153880952Malimeme doe
>>153881069he's been finished since he snapped his ankle, he can still deliver a perfect assist every 4 matches or score a 30m blooter twice a year, but it's over for him.
Dallingole
Vitinha concordao-perin swap
>negru falling for Mina's baiting
La Ueda x2.
>>153867423It's meant to be experienced whilst watching delicious fat asses in the gym, bud.
Riommers I kneel
Holy fuck just checked nazio's squadrone sarriano and there literally isn't a role in which milan's squad is better than them, 'racolo max if he rosicchia a punticino 2nite
the fuck is going on with Casteddu?
Pullygods...
Spalletti (not Tudor) lost against these shitters btw
Surreal
>>153881395I wouldn't swap Giustino for Perin even if I was the one getting paid the agent fees tbqh
https://x.com/SmashJT/status/2032621885469634789big if true
Sex with Bonnie Blue
https://x.com/JoeNBT/status/2033219554025840783
more like smolcoc
era
>nobody posted RPRThread even more ded than calcio itself
I only post it when it's a made up era desu
We all know Roma is going to win this, there's no way the teams will draw, so I'm not even going to bother watching
Doctor Malen
Based Dony with the orange Dutch kit
Roma will win because Elon Musk and Peter Thiel are Roma fans
Based SerbHope he gets sold for a gorillion euros
Massive crime of posting L*verpool content but Vicario is so shit it's unreal kek
>>153884079Oh okay, so that's going to be our next starting keeper
>>153884037Wtf I predicted this in 2024 when I made this grok image
>I made this grok image
>>153884092As it should be. Roma was created by Mussolini and it deserved to be ruled and owned by a great man like Musk/Thiel or even better Curtis Yarvin
>lellegriniGood thing Malen took the penalty away from him
Fiberglass might need another 200m on market transfers to overcome this bunch of yellowdirt fleds from home
>>153884112you don't understand, he prooooompted
https://x.com/TheFergusonWay/status/2033220164393849239Lmao
>>153884079>judging a player from a meme season when he was part of the reason why sburrs are playing CL football this season
>>153884420This, remember when him and Caprile were elite in 40 BC?
>>153884420That EL final between Yanited and Sburrs made my eyes bleed even more than seeing The Saboteur wast chance after chance
golazo nico pazo
There is something so satisfying in watching Nico Paz being frustrated at missing chances
>>153884597Same, I'm not sure why though
>>153884597>>153884650Because you are poor and hate Como
>>153884650Because he's Argentinian and looks like he believes in himself just a little bit too much
how’s the xG so far
how many weeks has Mancini been one booking away from suspension, despite his best efforts as an interior decorator?
>>153884765Como 1.19 - Expected goals (xG) - 0.86 Roma
>Nico Peace was sold for only 6 millionMadrid got robbed lol
>>153884933lel
>>153885100Madrid has some sort of very cheak buyback clause I think. I bit like with Morata during his first Jj stint.
>Gaspenegru in charge of not blowing leads >Svilar in charge of closing his legs
>malenLmao Pellegrini had no one on him
Without Wesley and Svilar this is 3-1 at half time.
Lole, the absolute state of (Me)
the team is so tired/injured Why didn’t these idiots sign a midfielder instead of spending a gorrilion euros on a random black French forward
also fuck whoever gave a Gorrillion dollars for el aynaoui Fuck french players in general
that would be 55 million and another 40 for mouzakitis so they can link up
>>153885417i was vilified in this here thread for saying, that aynaoui was a reserve in lens while caqueret is a generational talent, and that not a single roma transfer had provided roma with anything this season
Roma is gonna manage to lose this, isn't it?
>>153885552mamma mia
>>153885552this should already be 6-1 como can outplay roma on individual player quality alone
era rojo?
>>153885552they always do
>>153885588Yeah but they're managed by a moron
never thought I'd say this but it's up to jewe to prevent the name of calcio from being tainted even further by having the SEA tobacco merchant represent it in Europe now
>>153885648Nah this is good, if they get to Europe they run afoul of FFP and have to sell most of their players
>>153885648Not sure >we can do much since >we lost both home and away against Coomo lmfao
>>153885100Perez believes too much in foreign things. He is ridiculous. He is a great force of disturbance while also being a visionary
Well well well
>>153885670if they can sell Caz for a decent amount I think they're already set for that
A draw would have meant a total Luciano victory, but alas...
We need to cut it down to 5 points today and then over the next 9 partidos make sure we get five more points than the old serpiente azulWith Max Ayegri at the helm, I don't believe it is even remotely possible becase he is a very serious man
friendly reminder Como fans aren't real, only spastic contrarians and strisciati ashamed of their faith support them.
Coomo is a joy to watch
Roma's CL percentages took a huge dive
>>153885734>strisciati ashamed of their faithNo such a thing, they are too stupid to feel ashamed
i would throw rocks at fabregas
Como is going to dominate this deadass league in the future imho
Do NOT look up who's in 4th place
3 points added on top of La Rometta's
>>153885765All they need is further 600 million over three years, a lifetime supply of Fuentes bags, and ICU drills focused on ball control and possession
>>153885871lmao what, with small investments and decent scouts they are already fourth
I kidd you not, all day today, I was like man, that Alemania flag on the old la /seriea/ is really excessively obsessed with me.You can just filter me, me dutch style, like the man who works on Mozilla Firefox all the time says he did
Chances that their stadium sinks?
Which of these two teams smells worst?
>>153886079>modric = gabbaron agreed
>>153885890Como FC, the phoenix club, has been around for less than ten years and already features in the top 20 of the rankings for clubs with the biggest net losses in Europe.Sassuolo has rightfully taken a lot of shit for being a plastic club resembling a test-tube experiment, what’s this then? A club scraping by on the backs of Indonesian chain smokers, thanks to two billionaires bored of living in the third world, and that will probably be banned by UEFA at the first chance just like any old Preziosi's Genoa for having a transfer deficit deeper in red territory than the surface of Mars
let's go milan chads!
today we are all lazio lifelong
>>153886152the electric chair is more appealing tbqh
No the fuck I'm not wtf
>Malawi comes back>Milan wins the leaguefaithless fools will call that a coincidence
tfw Faithless (Mirror's Edge version)
>>153886079>Comedy Central vs Stazione Centrale
>>153886194Just remembered Chvrches made a Mirror's Edge song
are they going to revoke corner kicks like this that come from offside shots at CUM26 or is var still going to be used only to rig matches?
Corner kicks? We don't do that here mate
>>153886277If it's Argentina, then they'll rig it
good movement so far
>>153886294bowel?
pulichad should just score that on his own, why bother passing to some shitter like >pavlobitch
Gud stuff
>>153886293fue la mano de bios
>>153886303only ball movements today so far, bowel saved for tomorrow
>ayyroldi 4th mansomething is going to happen for sure
>>153886174>>153886177please understand
with his innate slowness, Estupignan can only perform well against bigger slowpokes in a match like the derby
motta is very raw, needs to calm down
>every throw in given to Milan even when it clearly was Lazio'sif I was a schizo I would think this isn't intentional
so close kendoll
is Kenneth Taylor Swift actually good Duccio?
based dane
Estupidino giveth Estupidino taketh
PIPPAKSEN DID SOMETHING
>>153886467So talented that in the space of a week he turned down callups from both the Dutch and Moroccan national teams
Grim but well deserved
I just remembered the I'm Just Ken performance at the Oscars (they're tonight I think)
GUUUUUUUUUS
has Maldinho already scored against Milan before? At Spice maybe?
ISAKGOAT
Great gole!
I thought lazio are based racist fans?
Rabiot accounts for 75% of this bbilan squad
milan was never getting anything from this game
>>153886519Thank you!
See what happens when you return to the stadium, my lovelies?
>>153886566basta
>>153886519>mike "magic mike" maignan
>>153886566Damn Lotito's gotten fat
Lmfao why do they still use pulishit. He doesn't do anything
>>153886598early preemptive (You)
>>153886598Eventualy they'll transition to 433
Christian can't win with these cats
>>153886598Chasing the yankee dollar $$$
How has a player like De Minger managed to ascend so quickly to play among the elite of European DNA football?
imagine if he was just half as good as his surname implies
cmon danny you HAVE to do better than that, dive and go for the red card
>>153886598Have you looked at their bench? Who are they supposed to field?
With all the half breeds around, it's so funny that Milan have thoroughly decided to ignore Maldini Jr’s vinotinto one
>>153886640Anyone else would be a better choice. He's trash. No talent or anything. We rape him when our national team plays against us
Lole
>>153886672Another somewhat unreasonable dossier? It would be the first time
>Milan losing every duel and misplacing every pass>losing against THIS Laziotruly pathetic performance
>>153886727you know the prophecy: Milan won’t escape from mediocrity until they sign another Iberian slush fund
>>153886727milan is only where thy are because they are milan and wihtout europe they are not a better side than even bologna
Why are Roma so shit now?
why do lazie fans only pay the ticket to watch the big 3 and the derby lol, against Parma the stadium will be deserted again
>>153886772No Soule/Dybala and their defence shits the bed against top 6 teams
>>153886777Will they stay away from Rome derby?
>>153886772Furryphobia
Lazio - 0.35 Expected goals (xG) 0.41 - Bbilan
>>153886772iron dome failing them
>>153886851not so fast
Half-time.
>>153886851keeeeeeeeeek
Bbilanisti be like:https://vocaroo.com/1fGedgmTuQJz
>>153886885when I said I like strong facial features, I meant jaws not a crimson chin
Leao is already checking out for the Pidgin Fashion Week
ynr when Modric was hailed as the best player in Serie A
>>153886772The singer of skunk anansie (Lazio life long) cursed roma
Skunk Aniene
Skunk Anniekee
>>153886851How is Netanyahu really doing?
KEN DOLL NOOOOOOOOOO
>>153887027>tip jars are NOT empty You don't even have to ask duccio to know this is impossible
I notice it only now but the Milan GK jersey is something not even current year jaguar could come up with
I don't even tune it to watch the matches cause I know Americans own the club and Max Ayegri is their main man When I did tune in, I saw him waving the players back for a draw
Lmfao pulishit is so bad. No one wants to pass to him
Tikkie Jars
>>153887082Should have stuck with Chelsea
>saleshit outWin is guaranteed now
Gaymenez solves it
>start paying attention to the sponsors that show up outside the pitch>half of them are serie b tier small business just how bad are Lotito's finances exactly?
>>153887116now without a main front of shirt sponsor for what, 2-3 years now? probably even worse than >we can imagine
Leao used to be unbeatable on the counter, now a couple of jobbers Lotito loaned from a construction company can outrun him, what happened?
>>153887116SOVL
>>153887140>Leao used to be unbeatable on the counterLole, I'll have what you're having
>>153887139Nobody wants to advertise their business with "Nazio" ;_;
>>153887116he's fine now that Lazio is about to be listed on Nasdaq
>>153887170he tried last year with the arabs but things got messy when enrichetto was trying to chat up all the young hijabi's
LMFAO LEAO INSTEAD OF PULISHIT LMAO
ΗΑΗΑΗΑΗΑ LEAO SEETHING these are they so called title contenders.....
511th for brown women
hehe warra babby
>fractured locker roomruh roh
>leao
Lemao...
>>153887213Based
Leiden steamer to Russian whore :)Talk to the young hijabi's >:(
>salemakers still on the pitch
>>153887213how do I volunteer to provide safe refuge to an 18 years old Lebanese orphan girl?
Checking fulkrug out
negreira penalty incoming
never a penalty
that was a yellow card of simulation
>>153887245By getting a master's degree in Luna Silverology
>>153887283>>153887283>>153887283
lmao 5 minutes where Milan players were just allowed to shove every Lazio player in the penalty box and he didn't whistle a thing.
