Gary edition>>153840428
not interested in posting here
>>153843146WE LOVE YOU GOAT!
avs win, cat posted
I was expecting worse, gg avs, at least the oilers lost
my honest reaction to this oilers hate train
garyout in vancouver :)
Avs fans are the biggest faggots in hockey. They be like >the Avs are up 5-0>they give up another goal>all the Avs retards are like my AVIES );>sven though they team is up by 4 goalsShut the fuck up faggots
>pettershit
>>153843232imagine being this new
>>153843232trvke
slopdown was cancelled
>>153843180Now he's angry.
>>153843232trvth nvke avs retards are a cancer on the human race
>>153843192game should've been closer but wedgewood had a great night
my nuckies :)
>>153843242Retard
>>153843264Great comeback by the boys!
>>153843269we don't sign our posts here
>pens
based it only took 5+ minutes to score the empty netter>>153843245oh that was acktchyually hampage tranny kwab still tiny btw
McDavid beat up a guy in tonight's game
>>153843277based win on first nations celebration night
MY KNIGHTSIES
knights won (rare)
>>153843288Some neat designs as always.
Wait what.. Canucks actually beat the Preds? lol well good job I thought they were fucked
>>153843286
>>153843146so the >rags didn't extend panarin because he raped someone? how is this the first time I'm hearing about this?
>>153843337not sure how to feel hate both teams
How many cups have the Minnesota Wild won
Flames got strome for a 7th round pick it’s paying dividends
>>153843376ZeroAnd they've only ever scored 1 goal in the western conference finals.
who's seething after tonight's games?
Just left the Knight games, god I'm so glad they got a real win, but damn were we all laughing how neither team could score a fucking goal in the end
>>153843337I like how you see whoever the fuck wave towards Draisaitl like "my bad, man" then McSilver comes over and grabs the wrong person and starts wailing on his head.
>>153843376>>153843382KWAB
>>153843382Can't blame them playing against jean sebastien gigoat
>>153843400to be fair it's probably premeditated since he grabbed the same kid that's been chirping at him the whole game
>>153843286angry mcdavid and evil mackinnonsomething wrong with canadians these days
why didn't he take his shirt off
>>153843460goalies all look weird without their gear on, he's self-conscious
what happened to matthews bro's
>>153843180
>>153843438>Justin HryckowianWho the fuck is this guy, I have no idea what is going on in DallassallaD. Some undrafted rookie fresh up from the AHL chirping McGaykid so badly he attempts to cave his head in.This season has been pretty wild.
>>153843478got hit with a neon knee
>>153843468for some reason most hockey players have some sort of uncanny valley thing going on with them. weird for athletes in peak fitness to always have some weird proportions going on.even macklin has oprah thighs
>Not only did mild get swept in the western conference finals... they got shut out 3 times.AHAHAHAHA KWAB
>>153843499all hockey players have huge thighs and asses
>>153843509speedskaters too
well what does /hoc/ have?
>>153843486>Kills Crosby>Kills MatthewsHe's really upset the Czechs didn't medal.
>>153843486fug that sucks
>>153843500
>>153843520gout
>>153843509>>153843514true
>>153843382To be fair most teams haven't won a cup since they were created
Skate to jamie benn's neck next
>>153843520alcoholism
>>153843520untreated hearing loss
Now this might strike some /hoc/ers as harsh but I believe Radko Gudas should die.
>>153843486He's going to be even slower now.
>Habs has another Lane Hutson down the pipeline but on roidshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rbu7CzcU_cAIf he turns out to be generational then David Reinbacher would be a wasted pick.
>>153843486accidental
>>153843550He is an ape who deserves the treatment barbashev gave him in the finals on every hit in every game
>>153843601>is in his 4th CHL seasonIf he's generational I'll eat my hat.
Starting the Injustice 2 St. Patrick's day event.
how's your guys' d4 season going? i'm already blasting torment 3
>>153843639Im on World of Warcraft.
>>153843649cool bro how's the new expansion or whatever
>>153843444To be fair, mackinnon was always an ass.
>>153843359I thought this was fairly old news. It doesn't get talked about much because he bought her off and he's not on a team internet girls care about.
>>153843499Mack is like 75% lower body.>>153843514All ice skaters. Figure skating guys have trouble finding pants that fit.
>>153843683Any pics without pants?
>>153843683
>>153843693here's bedard
>>153843693somewhere in Will's phone
>>153843709
/hoc/ is for straight white men only. Can you jeets and fags be so kind as to leave.
>>153843776
Oilers had quite the game. Good to see this year's third round preview early.Gary wills it, there's too many shekels to be made for it not to happen again.
>>153843709Now I need the Lululemon photoshoot more than ever.
my favourite player of all time is ulf samuelson but radko gudas is definitely #2
It’s up
>>153843813>ducks still have a chance to win the draft lotterynow that would be spicy
ok alexa stop playing pink pony club and cancel my darnell nurse jersey order
>>153843813It's sad that potentially the real Stanley Cup final will be in the second round Avs vs Stars
grim
>>153843860his xSave isnt that badoilers defense blows and will make almost any goalie look incompetent
>>153843860kek what a kwab
you know what to do knobcuck#PicksBetweenTheSticks
>>153843860oils have let in 60 goals in the last 15 games too
who is the worst player on the oilers
>>153843860Sad
>>153843916walmeme
bedard was giving it to a particular fan after scoring the OT winner, and then he got mobbed and somebody tried to put their gloved hand in his mouth
>>153843945here's the fan in question
>>153843951hah, what a dillweed
Best St. Patricks day event. It was fun but all I won was a bunch of worthless crap. I don't know what to do now.
>>153843939i think you are right
>realistically nine teams (maybe 12) fighting for 8 spotsWho’s the odd team out?
>>153844041Boston or penguins choke out of playoffs
>>153844050Bruins are going or I'm going to quit my job and remove my penis with a wire saw.Screencap this pls.
>>153844041wongs. the yzerplan just isn't ready yet
>>153844070dont become trans over hockey
>>153844041Wangs, pings, ruins all don’t make itpanthers get maximum gary jewry and against it all make wc2
>>153844083I'll still identify, anon.
>>153844183this post is raciss
/hoc/ welcomes eunuchs
>>153843945>>153843951>Hey Bedard, why don't you join a more sensible team that would actually help you grow and mature in a good hockey environment instead of the team that was sexually assaulting youn playe- AAACCCKKKKKK
>>153844296thanks anon acceptance shouldn't be too much to ask
>>153844183Why don't more hockey players do barrel rolls?
Embarrassing dive on Calvin de Haan from Brendan Shinnimin yesterday. It's ALWAYS the North Americans who dives around in the SHL.
Bedard about to make 10-15x more per season next year, or even more if he wants.
>>153844453How much do you think they will give him? Over 12?
>>153844517If he's willing to give them a discount, 10 or 11, if he greedmaxxes, 12-14He could also do a bridge deal for 2 years at 9 but that's probably the lowest he'd go
>>153844453meanwhile there are starving people in the world
>>153844590jen!
>>153844590I'm about to eat a sandwhich
>>153844360shut up cuck
>>153844360if you look at his feet it's clearly legit
>>153844823I think you're a bit confused.
Rangers signed Brody Lamb
>>153845110Honestly they may as well have signed Donald Duck. They are wholesale useless and it's not going to be a quick fix. Good for Lamb getting a 1200% pay rise, but his problems are just beginning.
Yeah the rags suck
>>153845110Lamb to slaughter
my hawkies :)
are shit and for retards
>>153845307College guys like that don't worry about how good the team is, they worry about making the league. It's kind of a subtle, accidental parity mechanism that the college free agents should seek out organizations with shitty bottom six depth and no/very few top prospects in the AHL who are around their age. Lamb was drafted but Rags signed Vesey and Kevin Hayes this way
>>153845399Rags have too many bottom sixers as is.
>>153845416It balances out since they don't have any top sixers
>>153845399Yep I 100% see that and agree. Getting into Div 1 or AHL has to be a really intense and stressful experience, it means your life's work up to that point has been hockey, and if you don't manage to bubble up to the NHL you're likely to end up mowing lawns or selling cellphone plans within 4 years. Those guys are trying to kill it because they're literally within licking distance of the NHL.I don't follow the minor leagues too much, but I was chuffed last year when Brunet got contracted as a call-up from the Providence Bruins to Boston. His pay went from like $50k to $900k and in two years they've played him once, but that puts him ahead of thousands of hopefuls. Any of them will take any callup even a sunbelt team :O
>>153844360Shinnimin always finds himself in trouble. Punched a coach a couple of weeks ago
the samefag ragebait haha epic!! really epic bro! can i get some more predictions for next season?
Dra åt helvete bögneger
Asterisk season. My Devils were too busy winning the US goldSee you next season. Shan't be watching anymore of this pageantry
whats the best hockey song bros?
>>153845792but anon that's loser talk
>>153845835obvs this.it must be the most annoying fucking thing to keep hearing for a visiting team.luckily the Sharks didn't have to hear it yesterday :|https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsW0OuA6Uzw
>>153845838On the contrary. Somebunny must take a stand
>>153845857aww gorgeous
>>153845853your song just hit me with a wave of nostalgia heard that a lot when playing minor hockey back in the day
canucks fans when 11.6 is finally traded for a 7th and future considerations
>>153845916minor where? also I didn't know whether that track was used by other teams. I hope the nostalgia is the good kind, friend
>>153845957
>>153845971
>>153845961west coast canada
Games today, on Friday the 13th. Be afraid
>>153846370That's a shame, it's going to be snowing all day and night
>>153844041Good night for my NY Schaeffies last night
>>153845679Nobody could predict that the Pacific Division would stink out loud this season and be completely non-competitive.
>>153846412hey, fuck you.
>>153845835https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INF9u5dbAw0
last game before playoffs kino tomorrowabove line means straight to quarters and below means you have to play a dumbfuck 3 game play-in against two other teams#6 and #7 happen to play each other as well
>>153843438>Makes every single oilers player chimp the fuck out French Canadians are truly so powerful. I’d pay money to know what he said.
>>153846412I did.
>>153843438ferraro about to throw hands here
>>153846513>it wasn’t skinner’s fault
my panthers (freaking stink) :)
>>153846558the core is locked in forever
>>153846611very tr00
im beginning to suspect our flames wont make dem ploffs
Why us there no hockey tonight?
>>153846591Last night was a proof in the pudding moment. Gulutzan was the coach the oilers should’ve kept AND Pete DeBoer was a fucking retard because clearly physicality and talking shit is effective.
>>153846617in the offseason this was suppose to be a dynastyhopefully this is just a healing year
>>153846558 atleast we get free chickfila nuggets today :)
>>153846624Many NHL teams share arenas with apehoop team so they schedule most games every second day. Fridays are apehoop days.
>>153846624Gary wants us to go out and have sex
>>153846666finna watch the /smack/ instead girls are hella gay
>>153846627>muh regular season moment
>>153846666doubtful
make it stop, gary
>>153846692why would he undo something he set in motion?
>>153846666Checked! Gary knows what’s best for us
Gary has 3 children so he's had sex at least 3 times I think he knows what he's talking about
>laffs win>craps win>blues win>flyers winwtf happened last night
>>153846711not if they are all surrogate children
>wongs have a 1 point lead on the Bruins and a 3 points lead on the Jackets with one more game playedThe Yzerscam carries on
>>153846711could have had sex once and reused the sperm for the next 2 times really
>>153846738Still one more time than the average /hoc/ regular
>>153846738could have sex thousand of times and murdered anyone who became pregnant. it's a wild life in this world
>>153846737>laffs
>>153846680Tell that to the oilers fans on HF boards.
>>153846747Jen
>>153846754Gary only murders goys who expose him
do we really have to discuss gary bettman's sperm
>>153846711He was a frat bro at Cornell. He’s experienced
>>153846761slaaayyyy gossip queen
What these guys are doing without Hintz (best 5v5 player), Rantanen (your star) and Faksa (faceoff God and amazing penalty killer) is impressive.Season series sweep against the Oilers with a BTFO lol.The only thing concerns me is the bias of the league with Avalanche, very problematic and we all know the dirty team they are. Hell, they won a cup thanks to injuring a goalie and the league was good with that. MacKinnon got rescinded his major penalty yesterday. Disgusting.By the way, what a loser is McDavid. He got manhandled by my boy Ritzy.
>>153846825I think Avalanche are being set up for a surprise early bounce.
>>153846627Pete DeBoer was coaching Canada and USA won. Anons here were right, we wasted a lot of time with him.
>>153846842Agreed. Telling the team they weren’t built for physicality and to avoid it and just eat dirty plays with zero response is still so insane to me. Because what was his plan against Florida if they did make it past Edmonton?
6 years ago the Covid lockdowns began
i want to punch shannon in the throat for speaking recklessly about my team
>>153846874Really ruined my perception of time I won’t lie.
>tsn floating pettershit to leafslmao dude
>>153846874Is it okay that I'm still mad about that? Or am I supposed to be okay with it now? I can't tell.
>>153846825>MacKinnon got rescinded his major penalty yesterday. Disgusting.i hate macbabyrage and even i know that was bullshitclearly you didnt watch the gamealso, the absurd irony of anyone crying about favoritism from the stars whose mickey mouse cup required literally rewriting rules
>>153846874best time tbdesu fampai
>>153846932he'd end up on suicide watch
>>153846936I appreciate that it finally forced employers to let people work from home and it persisted after all that ended.
>>153846989amen
Finally watching the Stars Oilers game right now and the energy is very strange
>>153846989Some might disagree
>>153847018what position in a hockey organization would allow you to work out of state entirely in the first place
>>153847018>american working conditions>burgoid boss class tantrumsembarrassing stuff. they tried that on here and the voters fucked them so hard they're still self-destructing.
>>153846989It also allowed wholesale price gouging in terms of food, housing, fuel, and utility costs, which still has not "returned". Fucking gigantic mandated dysfunction that was immediately leveraged as a gigantic profit scam that we're somehow still shouldering.
>>153846989It did? Here it's been declining ever since
>>153847073Also true, though that was something world leaders chose to allow rather than an unavoidable consequence. And now it's happening again! Just in time for the playoffs.
looks like it'll be a basebawl/smackdown night
>>153847087Declined a bit but still far more common than before, especially for hybrid arrangements.https://www.roymorgan.com/findings/9981-work-from-home-june-2025
>Stars fans chanting USA >Blaring Free Bird multiple times This is great psychological warfare on McKwab it gives him flashbacks to the Olympics and makes him chimp out
>>153847167It’s the same way in burgerland. It’s declined since Covid but it’s far more common than before
hockey in 1 bong 40 bings
>>153847354
>Radko Gudas to have a phone hearing for heeming Matthews>not even in-personJej.
two shit games on a friday. thanks
>>153847496>friday
>>153847496kongs and soilers will be ended tonight
hockey is for frens :D
it's up
im not here to make friends, im here to see the puck
Don’t look up what Utah’s coach said about the team he played last night. Don’t do it. I read it and it triggered the fuck out of me
>>153847666
>>153847666Why not both
>>153847666even satan can't see the puckgeeze, gare
>>153847691The greatest trick Gary ever pulled was convincing the world that the puck exists >t. Socrates, maybe
are we at the beginning of a habs dynasty?
>>153847707>a dynasty with zero playoffs wins
>>153847707why didn't the laffs come out?
>>153847496Retard be retarding
>>153847714suzuki had more playoff series wins in one season than Auston Matthews has his whole career sweetheart
Athletic writers are too retarded for words.
>>153847727I'm just going to assume that they haven't hit rock bottom, but have reached maximum velocity>So when they DO hit rock bottom, we should all be able to hear it
>>153847733ever last one of them suffering under the same delusion
>>>every last one
>>153847756I’m just not understanding the point they’re even attempting to make. Tanev is out for the season so not even he could fill a “tanev sized hole”, he wasn’t great in the playoffs, and it wasn’t ever a matter of aav alone it was aav plus term plus he’s old and injury prone.
Anyone remember when the blackhawks literally raped one of their own players and they didnt even get punished for it?
>>153847707>canacuck teams>prospects>by pedo ButtonHuh?
>>153847776I get the impression sometimes that these writers have an agenda of complicity with the League, so editing isn't a collaborative process for most of them; it's more like you submit your line, and the editor does whatever with it
I fucking love snow bros
>>153847788No
>>153847788No, so I need you to keep reminding people so we never forget. Can I count on you for that, lad? It's an unpaid position at a place where you'll be unappreciated, but it's vitally important
>>153847659Can I have a hug fren? I’m feeling down
>bustthews gets killed>not a bench clearing brawlCan we sell every player
>>153847881You need new management. New coach new GM preferably a new owner.
>>153847885Everyone has been calling for trelingdingding's head, even more so after that trade deadline, totally indecisive wankstainwhy do we have 8 assistant GM's why did the CEO of MLSE fire all the presidents and decide to fill in those roles himselfretard team run by absolute retards!!!!!!
>>153847888raped retard
>>153847894Yeah it’s definitely reached a point where I can’t imagine any set of players you could slot in to improve the outcomes they’re having.
>>153847835shorksstarswho cares but maybe the duckiesgary knightsbuffalelboltscanesislels
>>153847835All shit
>>153847918I actually think sharks would stand a fighting chance against the Avs too.
>>153847835I wanna do this for the KHL, their regular season ends this week
>>153847885>You need new management. New coach new GM preferably a new owner.You need to gas everybody associated with laffs plus all fans and media.
>>153847950lokomotiv vs. spartakcherepovets vs. skaminsk vs. dynamored army vs. novgorod magnitogorsk vs. novosibirsk omsk vs. niznekamsk ak bars vs. traktoryekaterinburg vs. ufa
>>153847998Nice, thank you>can not wait for the playoffs to begin, feels like Christmas every time
>>153848012Speaking of which, yesterday was eventful for the Lady Frozen Four >Tomorrow will be as well
>>153848026Go northeastern!
>>153848026See>>153847903
>>153848026>>153848035
Radko Gudas dindu nuffin
Still laffin about the Soilers getting mentally raped by a rookie. Imagine the melties had in the locker room after each period.
> showing fencing and gymnastics instead of the hockey gameThanks, on hockey, idiots
If I was in the NHL I would be a bottom line defensive forward that doesn't put up impressive numbers but is really well liked by stat nerds
>>153848093I would move teams a lot because I am unreliable and difficult to get along with!
>>153847881i actually feel for leaf fansbig market 'muh respectability' teams in cities that don't embrace being gritty are soul-killing to watchit makes sense i guess, given the media environment, you can't take on larger than life personalities that are abrasive, but the results suck. look at new york sports
>>153847788>>153847678huhqrd?
remember when radko gudas raped sidney crosby right on the ice during the olympics and leafs said he was a dead man as soon as he got back to the nhl then when he got back to the nhl he did the same thing to auston matthews?
>>153848160an american could never
>>153848160No
In the East, 13 teams are in the hunt. In the West, 1/2 the playoff teams should be folded.
Real queers queering off hours are off and queering.
>>153848202>Mitch comes back just to dunk on trb again by doxxing himself for the second timeYeah, I'm thinkin' based.mitch1
>>153848202mitch its time to take down the Christmas lights im afraid
>ice hockey
> “We should’ve had four guys in there doing something about it, but it didn’t happen.
Radko Chudas at it again
>>153848322I don't watch west coast gamesIs anaheim unironically using these awful jerseys?
>>153848303I bet that guy's breath is toxic.
>>153848330unironically
>>15384832215 ga- wait, anaheim is in california? 5 games!
>>153848322what i dont get is how he ended up captain
>>153848372To put them in 1st place.
>>153848386the laffs would be fourth in that division right now, and the duckies would be 6th in the atlantic
SAINT PETE STRONK!!!!
Reminder to Never EVER trust a Swede
>>153848401>laffs
>>1538484011967
>нyлeвaя ничья
>>153848269I’ll do what I want. I’m not a little bitch that let’s life or other people rape me (Verification not required)
>>153848424probably
>>153848424Reilly and Nylander with basically the same response kek.
Can laffs finish in last place?
>>153848492itd take a generational tank job to beat the nucks at this point
5 game slap on the wrist for heeming matthewsequivalent to what geno gotamazing
>>153847707Pickford, Reinbacher, Zharovsky and Hage are the real deal
>>153848513man, the >laffs just can't accomplish anything, can they?
Ottawa-Chicago is a strange choice for a game in Germany.You'd think the NHL would want at least one German per team.
cancucks are desperate to try and get revenge against hated americans via a plastic gimmick exhibition series astroturfed by the MLB to try and get foreigners to watch baseball
>>153848569we have +550 odds to win that game chikaner you dumb smelly brown retard
>>153848592you will never ever ever get revenge on us beating you in your only sport on the world stage
>>153848342Grim stuff
>>153848569wbc pisses me offwhy is it so hard to make sports actually watchable without cable, figure your streaming shit out idiots
>>153848607The biggest indictment of gary's commissionership is the lack of a nhl gamepass
>>153848619What do you mean, there's ESPN+
>>153848565anything less than drai playing over there is a fuckup
We don't indict Gary's commissionership here
>>153848569Fuck Can'tnadians they need to be humbled in every way possible. Can't believe they think they live in the better country. We all know they're just salty their family immigrated to the wrong country
gary teaches cancucks their place
>>153848637quinn is such a ratface it amazes me every time
>>153848639He paid gudas off so he could sneak in a quick flight to turkey
Why the fuck does it take so long for these phone hearings to finish?Are Getzlaf and Parros just reminiscing with Gudas about their dirty Ducks days?
>>153848662They've taken too many hits to the head so it takes 3x as long to say a sentence
Habs Blockbuster Moves (Blues, Leafs, Flyers) Trade #1 (Blues/Habs):* Thomas* Binnington (retention down to $4.5M)for* Hage* Habs 2027 1st* Zharovsky* Beck* Monty and Gallagher (cap offsets)Trade #2 (Leafs/Habs)* Knies* Carlofor* Guhle* Habs 2026 1st* BolducTrade #3 (Flyers/Habs)* Ristolainenfor* Pickford* Habs 2028 1st* Struble
>>153848684the deranged delusional rambles of a demented st poouis fan
>>153848684nice nhl26 letsplay
>cancucks angry about based st louiscurious
>>153848330no the image is AI generated
>>153848626fuck a tv sub and fuk disney and fuck hulu and fuck anyone that pays to watch Gary until he gives us NHL tv back the fucker >YOU HEAR ME , GARTH???? FUCK YOU!!!!
>>153848637
>>153848713If somebody kneed him on that team they would die. >laffs
>>153848713>win gold as captain>get murdered by gudasfirst sid, now matthews, good news is mcdavid is safe
>>153848569
>>>good news is
>>153848424softest team in the league
>>153848684no
Guys what do I do when my team is openly tanking and then when they're finally in place to get a top 5 pick they start rattling off just enough wins to put them barely outside the wildcard at the end of the year?
>>153848766alright we've talked about the laffs a bit much, lets tone it down, alright?
>>153848775No see my team has actually won a cup in my lifetime.
>>153848684If the Habs had a GM like Treliving or Bowman or even Chiarelli and the other GMs were Dubas, Brisebois and McCrimmon, these would have been a possibility. But not with Hughes and Gorton at helm.
>>153848741I think last night proved he’s very much cracked up mentally and emotionally. Very weird behavior honestly I wouldn’t be shocked if the player assistance program is in his future.
>>153848802Players assistance is equipped to handle his gooner needs
Gary is a flaming faggot and his playoff bracket structure is gay and retarded.
>>153848812Excellent post
>>153848812>gay and retardedmuch like trb
>>153848794>Guys, what if I'm over 60 years old? What button do I push?
>>153848812It’s very unfair to my starsies
>>153847858Yes. *hugs*
>>153848802what was weird about his fight
>>153848684leafs are getting reinbacher and a pick for knies and they're gonna like it
>>153848867He didn’t go after the big rookie that hit his gay lover. He just rushed the smallest rookie in his vicinity and attacked but also refused to drop gloves (isn’t that what m Tkachuk is always criticized for?) and still managed to get a black eye and bloody lip. For what? What does that inspire? He had an explosive tantrum and made himself look foolish.
>>153848639why did they draw a helmet onto that boomer?
>>153848897i think you're overthinking ithe just hit the nearest guythat happens a lot, no?
>>153848812>>153848829what part of canada are you from?
>>153848897webm please.
>>153848906good one herschel
>>153848905this>>153848909please...
bettman is our guy and keeps canucks cucked
>>153848906I'm from Cape Breton, not part of Canada.
>>153848906Maine
>>153848905It's this, he stops skating after turning and just hits the guy in front of him. him being shit at fighting and autistic is funny tho
>>153848932Don't you mean New Newbrunswick?
>>153848954My bad
>>153848922
>i'm mad about orange mad so i'll shill for cancucksof course
FREE GUDAS
>scoreless
>>153848994bet you got a pretty gud ass
>>153849023
it's up https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YmvLQNgKpuI
>>153849023FAGS OUT
>>153849067>
>>153849067Oh, honey, please don't be a bitch
>>153849067Hockey is for everyone.
hockey is for me and me onlythe rest of you can buzz off, frankly
>>153849096We're very sorry for bothering you
Hockey is for Gary
GARY TIMEisHOCKEY TIME
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Lafreniere is a bus-
>>153849144What about marchand?
>>153849150wow over 6 whole games? scrap the rebuild because the >rags are back!
>>153849150damnnnn the rags must be heatin' up the standings, right?
Fuck Yeah
>>153849150do the rest of the months
>>153849144so why are you posting here? hahaha heemed that manlet
>>153849038Everyone should thank Gary for having Florida destroy Canada's hopes and dreams
Canada will defeat america in baseball tonight, how will the yankee react?
>>153849203As usual - the game doesn't matter if they lose but was the most critical game of all time if they win
>>153849200Thank You, Gary
>>153849150I really hate this guy.
>>153849228now thank gary for standing by idly while you lost to bud, mitch, and burrito
What would McDavid’s MTV: True Life episode be about?
>>153849203>>153849227if you guys didnt act like such fags this wouldn't happen you knowlook at how tourists behave in this thread
>>153849259Pot meet kettle
>>153849203America wins either way as usual
>>153849249>How Beige Is My Jacket: the Connor McDavid Story
>>153849227reminds me of the canadian reaction to the 4naysh and olympics
>>153849264pot meet country founded explicitly under the mythos of 'not kettle'
>>153849203Is it a mandatory requirement for Canadians to seethe about America 24/7?
Awful experience as a visiting fan last nightI don’t have anything to really prove that I’m not just a bitter opposing fan other than my word that I’ve been to 15+ Stars games over the years, both as an opposing fan and as someone rooting for the Stars, so I guess you’ll just have to take my word for it.I’m an Edmonton Oilers fan, but the Dallas Stars are the closest NHL team to me, and I make a point of going to see the Oilers in Dallas at least once a a year, and I’ll often go to other Stars games because I love hockey and because I think the Star put on a great show (I’ve been to the last game before Christmas 3 or 4 times, for example). In that time, win or lose, I’ve always found Stars fans to be generally very nice, knowledgeable about hockey, and chill.Last night was an exception to that, and honestly, I don’t know if I ever want to go again. Watching my team lose 7-2 sucked, but I’ve seen Dallas beat the brakes off them before, and I can handle that. I had no issue with the guys poking fun at me after the game, etc. What I can’t handle was the experience while I was in the stands, with:-A woman saying that Darnell Nurse (who’s black) looks like a monkey-A man intentionally pouring beer down the back of my vintage jersey-A man repeatedly screaming obscenities at me while I sat two seats away from a child, with the guy continuing even after I tried to tell him to kindly tune it down-The same woman from earlier trying to start a 51st state chant, with a few people joining in, and loudly talking about how she wants to invade Canada0/10 experience, and there was seemingly no pushback from any Stars fans last night. I seriously don’t know if I ever want to go back to a game at AA.
i hate burgers so fuckin much
>>153849274>>153849286Fat
>>153849297based retards
>>153849227>xrb spent 6+ straight months calling it an exhibition game>its the most important game in his shit holes sporting historyjen
>>153849297>A woman saying that Darnell Nurse (who’s black) looks like a monkeybased hockey hags
here's how you fix the leafs:Laine - Matthew - Nylander Knies - Pettersson - Miller Tavares - Domi - PuljujärviRempe - Robertson - Jarnkrok
>>153849319>LaineYou lost me>PuljujärviYou picked me back up
>>153849319>-laine>+wolli'm listeningdesu laine and matthews are just desk players, they sit there waiting for a pass, having 2 of them on the same line is pretty useless
>>153849348>a poor mans alex ovechkin
>>153849348Treliving will do something retarded like overpay bobrovsky this offseason
When is Jesse Puljujärvi going to become the most famous cunnilingus master in modern pornographic history? I'm tired of waiting>and so Your Mom
>cunning linguist
>>153849203similarly to how no americans actually watched the olympics despite talking about it all the time, no americans will be watching this too despite talking about it all the time too (otherwise they'd know theyre only in this spot due to their incompetence in the first place)
watching state bball tourney n the juicy cunny is on full display
>>153849386If you held a gun to my head and told me to watch baseball in March I'd say pull the trigger
>>153849392the final will be fun. two of usa/dr/japan
smackdown is looking grim tonight, echads
>>153849386
another week of waging in the books, bros!
>>153849401
>>153849407slopdown is always grim which is why it got cancelled
>>153849319OK Gudas on D though.
Wrestlefags OUT
>>153849298
>>153849401skubal has already gone back to tigers campthey aren't even pretending to give a fuck about it and the jp roster is missing some of the stars i'd wanna see, it's unironically worse than 4 nations which is at least a tighter conceptrather see something shorter w/ the real best on best from japan
>>153849632also freeman not playing for canada because... reasons? just sucks
The MLB fagtards are doing it right at least. Before the season.
>>153849679that much is true
>>153849679like 3 countries have the pitching pool to compete thanks to teams refusing to let pitchers compete as its so close to the season starting
>Laffs getting a total overhaul in the offseason>will be a struggling rebuild team for another decadeKWAB
>>153849725Blame Diaz for tearing an acl during a celly (kwab >mest)
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>>153849818Rogers makes more money when its miserable anyways
>>153849298what? did he use his feet to make burgers? the fuck this even mean?
>>153849818Gary's plan has succeeded
>>153849867I don't see how he'd be able to find his legs after losing them 9 years previously.
>>153849879
>>153849818If they tank for this season to keep their 1st round pick, they will lose their next 2 1st round pick to Boston and Philly. They better improve next season as if they still continue to drop hard in 2027, the Laffs are going to hell and get nothing as consolation.
>>153849879Thank you based Gary!
>>153849818It's called a Treliving Special.There will be nothing left.
my life be like oooo aaaa
>>153849679>do it before the season>star players choose to rest so they can be ready for spring trainingjen
Baseball would never do away with the all star game anyways so its pointless to even compare it to the 4naysh
>>153850001Why don’t you discuss this in the boreball thread
I got something you can discuss right here
>>153850041Shut up bitch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cr2jsT3tiiI
>>153849818>Starts the rebuild by giving their divisional rival their top 10 pick >LAFFS
getting a haircut tomorrow, probably keep the beard tho
>>153850104Beards are gay
>>153850120grooming is gay in general
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>>153850104Ask for a Mohawk
>>153849413WAGING IS OVER :DDDD
>>153850120What if you're bald?
>>153850168how boring
>>153850168based
>>153850176are you a jacked bald dudemight be salvageable
>>153849850Tarik Skubal is a fucking bitch for pitching 55 pitches against fucking Britain
>>153850209Cheer up, Budley>it's not like your dad opened another one of your packages...>not yet at least[]
>>153850204i jack off bald dudeswait
>>153850238acceptable on a technicality
>>153850219he is in fact a bitchall the dodgers that didnt play are huge bitches too
>>153850176Shave the beard too and tell girls you're a skinhead. I've found they're more accepting of baldness when it's attached to a racist ideology rather than simply being genetically bald.
what the FUCK was Gary thinking with the schedule tonight? Who wants to watch any of that shit
Like 3 feet of snow all melted this week and now a foot dropped today and now I have to go shovel. Fuck this shit.
>>153850277As has been said before, Gary purposely leaves Friday nights bare boned so that hockey fans can go out and procreate to bring in a new generation of hockey fans.
>>153850277gary hates this country so fucking much he wants you to watch the WBC instead to watch a pyrrhic victory you WILL treat as a massive world changing event
>>153850292This desu, just let it be spring already.
The only real snow we got here in Vancouver this winter was in the morning during the Canada/Czechia game in the Olympics. Made for a very kino and comfy viewing experience.
>>153849150It's an art to play good when your team have no chance at the playoffs and every other team rests against you.
>>153850292It's gone from 70 to 30 in a couple of days
>>153850359comfy is just a code word for boring desu
It's funny how, if you go west-to-east in canada, it's like turning up the accent dial. Some of those atlantic leafs sound like they just got off the boat from scotland still
>>153850463kys
Yeah tonight is all about collegepuck
Watching kongs and soilers seasons end tonight is a privilege.
>>153850575Chat is that true?
3rd week of waging and I already wanna dieonly 40 more years!
>>153850641Stay strong fren. You'll grow more use to it eventually t. 6 year wagie
>>153850482Lord thunderin jesus by
>>153850672i had a math teacher who was from the Maritimes (im in calgary) and I used to goon to her, I love that accent I can't lie.
>>153850482from shenzhen to scotland truly an amazing place
>only 2 games tonight
The blues better watch out. Mcdavid is now legit pissed
so what game are we watching tonight?
>>153850805Kings vs Islanders as well as Oilers vs Blues is the two I have lined up.
>>153850821any good teams playing?
>>153850827compared to the teams not playing tonight? absolutely.
>>153850805Maine vs BC
>>153850805Canada USA part 3 with a vengeance
>>153849298Just call us Dad
For the next edition of /hoc/, my Canucks were promised a thread that I'd like to cash in now.>>153843104>>153843122
>>153850903you got it boss
>>153850947>>153850947>>153850947NEW
>>153850936>>153850952A heartfelt thank you to (you)!
