Bar Edition >>153843146
What's on tap tonight?
JLMI
>We Are All CanucksCheers to that!
I thought Gary only grew the game to sunbelters?
nice moore gkg
For me its Takagi and her 12-head
someday /hoc/ will finally give my islanders the respect we deserve
>>153850947Should've been the cute Asian puck bunnies
>>153850947I'm done waging for the day. What's a good drink to order?
>>153850996jai alai
>>153850996Vodka red bull
>>153850996
>>153850947https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idufMxcJoP4I'm da dark canuck
>>153850996You're like one of the only Canadians with employment
>>153850996Hard cider
>>153851017Retard
>>153850991How many HWDs do you think have been taken between them?
I'm employed to post on /hoc/
Im going to get bulogoi from the jap restraunt run by koreans
>>153851038yum
>>153851035I'm still in my internship.
>>153851035I was forced to resign from my position on /hoc/
>>153850947I'm not a Canuck
>>153851051I'm glad for these guys, but I'll probably never watch.
>>153851051this isn't real promotional material right?
>>153851051JEN
>>153851051
>>153851051do you have to be disabled to play or can normal play for the lolz
>>153851097I played wheelchair soccer for the lolz once at my sister's game because one of the kids hadn't shown up yet and they needed to fill the spot. Fun times
it's over
>>153851156Genuine question: were you the worst compared to the real crips?
>>153851136I don't care for Toronto but I want at least three season ending injuries on Anaheim by the time the next meeting is over with.
nice goatpitar gkg
>>153851172Perfect cover to get a trip to turkey and recover before next season
>>153851156going around in a wheelchair and not being cripple is bad luck bro
>>153851179>I want at least three season ending injuries on Anaheim by the time the next meeting is over with.There are literally zero (0) laffs players with the heart and soul required to injure another teams player.
>>153851136lol
>>153851174It was so long ago that I don't even remember anything about the actual game, I just thought it was fun to whizz around in the power chair. I might not have even touched the ball once>>153851204shidd
>>153851079It is
you ever fuck anons cripple sister?
>>153851212Domi should channel some of his father.
>>153851062You are a Canuck! WE ARE ALL CANUCKS
>>153851051>>153851251Bit uncouth
>>153851136can mathews play in this now >>153851051
is this good
nice kempe gkg
>>153851277Ain't that the truth.
>>153851289It's Just Like My Islanders>just like them
>>153851281Just a bit of banter
>>153851136>laffs
>McAcne>McAssist>McAutism>McBaby>McBeta>McBitch>McBottom>McBroken>McBTFO>McBussy>McBusted>McCooked>McCry>McCrybaby>McCuck>McDogshit>McDick>McDiva>McDive>McEliminated>McExhausted>McFaggot>McFlop>McFolded>McFraud>McFruitcake>McFrustrated>McGay>McGolf>McHomo>McInvisible>McJobber>McJustNotReadyYet>McKWAB>McLabamba>McLoser>McManadvantage>McMuffin>McNineteenNinety>McOverrated>McOverworked>McPowerplay>McPussy>McQueen>McRefbabby>McRegularseason>McRetard>McSecondary>McSelfish>McShit>McSilver>McSissy>McStatpad>McTantrum>McTired>McToddler>McTrash>McWashed>McWhiner>McZoomer
>>153851251imagine being called a cripple in a fag reference lmao
>>153851313McGaunt
>>153851277wtf you're right, I just became a canuck. where's my asian gf?
Matthews out for the season. They got /ourguy/, bros. It’s over.
>>153851372/box/
>>153851405I keep hearing this
>>153851372She's waiting at the Roxy.
>>153851518How many canuck girls do you have saved?
>>153851518altmer looking ass
>>153851136On the bright side, this is the perfect opportunity to get hair implants.
>>153851583I've heard other say the same
>>153851583Cope they're your superior
Father, grant us your power.
kittybros dont forget to get your free chicken nuggets :)
>sheeeeeiiiiittttt
Back from the baseball thread
Go back
No stay
Away from here
it's over and that's alright!
hey guys
frosties are winning
BREAKING: Auston Matthews done for the season with Grade 3 MCL tear and quad contusion suffered in hit from Radko Gudas. A further update will be provided in 2 weeks. KWAB
>>153851172>>153851405>>153851893>Late to the news award
>>153851893big if true
>>153851893trb behind the times as usual
>snugaroothey can't be fucking serious
This is the longest phone hearing I've ever seen.When are they going to announced the suspension/lack of a suspension?
You used to call me on my cellphone
See the little faggot with the earring and the make upYeah, buddy, that's his own hairThat little faggot got his own jet airplaneThat little faggot, he's a millionaire
>>153851980Great song, have to listen now.
>>153851828Whatsup pal
>>1538519931993 get
Matthews will demand a trade on June 21. Cap this.
In wrestling parlance tonights schedule is what's known as "killing the town"
this is who they wanted dead in dallas btw
>>153852179McDeadinDallas
Radko Gudas out five games and Gary is gonna give him a knee to the nuts.
5 game suspension for Gudas. This is Mathews' agent response.
wbc sucksoilers blues is a snoozetime to drink i guess
>i want you>i want you>i love youwhy were they so gay for draisaitl
>>153852283He's absolutely correct. Five games for that blatant of a knee from a repeat offender that's been this dirty for 15+ years is a fucking joke.
>>153852363Leon is so handsome.
>>153852404#McPunished
>>153852409Players get 20 games for PED use who gives a freaking heck
>>153851313mcdickgirl
hugs :)
>>153852598me in the schaefer jersey banging on the glass
how many points does Gary give a player who scores a goal off the dick
why aren't they letting me customize a mcretard jersey
Can one of these goober teams get a goal already?This is gay.
THANK YOU RADKO GUDAS
erm what the heck are you thankful for
Slow night.
>>153852179This is who the Soilers wanted dead. Bitches. Ritzy is /hoc/ certified. When McKwab swung on him he swung on this board and he missed and he lost.
Why are all of tonight's games shit? Nothing else is on TV.
>>153852807All of the best /hoc/ posters are out getting laid
>>153852846to punish you for not going out
>>153852851In a giant big gay faggot GANGBANG kek got 'em
>>153852846Gary wants you to spend Friday night getting your ass licked instead of watching hockey
>>153852851You exspect me to believe the majority of /hoc/ posts get laid?
BC destroyed Maine
>>153852902who's the better boston this year?
>>153852902Hell yeah.
Kings saving my penguins play off chances
>>153852924zoomass
>>153852900/hoc/ needs to produce the next generation of /hoc/ posters
heard matthews is kill bro's rip
>>153852924BC seems a little better
>>153852902sounds like a porn title
>>153852977no it doesn't
Maine I hardly know er
>>153852994>brushes away tear
>>153852994JEN
>>153852985you guys are whiny faggots tonight. lame asses.
Well the games tonight are shit and I’m going to have menty b. Full generational crash out. Any music or movie recommendations to get me through the weekend?
>>153853021Bolt Thrower
>>153852994wasn't really into backchecking iirc
GARY! BRING ME OLYMPIC GOLD AND MY KNEE IS YOURS!
>>153852994lel
>>153852994who can saywhere the road goes?where the days flow?
Is there really no one better looking than Bob Stauffer to document McDavids career?
>>153853060Kek
I just tried the big arch AMA
>>153853144Did you get a mcflurry as well?
>>153853144how good was it?
>>153853144Did you enjoy the product?
>>153853144what was it like picking out all of the pubes from the "cooks"?
>>153853150no>>153853157>>153853170I mean it was good but it's pretty similar to the double quarter pounder so I don't really see the point
>>153853197the crispie onions, mustardy sauce, and gooey white cheddar really do set it apart. I thought it was delicious, just too expensive
For me it's double cheeseburger no pickles no onions no mustard
I always demand pickles
McNuggets for me.
I bet you do
>>153853170>the productkek
>>153853428bro just say ketchup & cheese only
uh oh, Alberta>
>>153853554It's easier to tell the teenage filipino girl what not to put on it
GO KONGS GO
Who exactly would you say is the Mahomes (aka the best nfl qb of all time at age 29) of this sport right now so I know who and which team to become a part of.
>scoreless, late-night, minor league draws
>>153853643* doesn't play pretend with (You) *
>>153853557>>153853587>>153853651thoughts on the crushing defeat you suffered at the hands of bud?
Fuck man, can the Oilies get ONE goalie who performs?Captain Pickard might be the only one, but he has been hot ass all year, as well
>>153853643fuck off we're full
>scorefull draw in the Show-Me State
>>153853729>>153853755put down the sauce rapey
>>153853682What do you mean by play pretend? I'm just asking for this subs opinion on what team has a Mahomes like figure so I know they'll win the hockey Superbowl this year.
Where were you when the Philippines celebrated Sidney Crosby becoming the all-time leading scorer in the Olympics?
>>153853782>>153853782>>153853782>>153853782
I can't believe the NHL is okay with Gudas remaining in the league when all he is, is a goon.Take out a player who puts butts in seats, who does all the commercials for the league, who could potentially set a new all time scoring record, 5 games, a slap on the wrist.It's pathetic, even if you don't like the Leafs, a star was taken out by some fag taking a run at him.And his team did nothing.They've never been one, never will be with the core pieces still in place.Rebuild it, move everyone except the kids not totally indoctrinated.Arigatou for reading my blog, ILY
waive henrique get the nigga out of oil country
>Islanders lost
GARY TIME
>>153853850
idk man, I don't see these Oilers going anywhere near the finals this yearcan my leafsies get McChud?
Radko Gudas and Tom Wilson should be in prison
Gudas won
>>153853755More like the Show Me The Way Outta Here State
>>153853870
>>153853893
>>153853827wew heated
let's go, Gary Out
>oiler3seriously, this team is ass
this is their game 7 enjoy it scrubs
lmao
>Soilers
That's Oilers hockey baby.
Thank you Oilels twitterhttps://x.com/EdmontonOilers/status/2032645476013715486
FUCK>gg, Oilers >gg, Bluesgg, Gary... good addition to the Record Season for OT Percentages
>>153854016>scrubsi watched the new episode yesterday. not as strong as the first 3
nurse does it again
>>153851136>>153851172>>153851893Will this injury completely change how he plays like when Scott Stevens gave Eric Lindros concussion? Lindros didn't play like before after that hit.
See the oilers are expected and supposed to be good and they still suck ass, thats what makes their losses so funny. When Gary sends McDavid to the sunbelt to go get his cup you will have nothing. Nothing but a cancerous german who will likely be out the door soon after McDavid leaves.
it's a new gm and deboer if the oilies miss the playoffs
>>153854031
>>153854111*balds your path*
>>153853724#PicksBetweenTheSticks
Fuck Yeah
>>153850947This restaurant (it's at YVR in the preclearance area) doesn't exist anymore.Well it does exist, but the Canucks branding is gone. It's now just a generic sports restaurant with suspiciously-Canucks coloured decorations.
>Arno
>>153854143pickard this season is worse than both Jerry and Ingram, unfortunately.
The fact that none of his teammates stood up for Matthews not even Tavares shows he made the right call signing non team friendly contract. Honestly who the fuck would want to play for that team?
>>153854210They haven't been a team in over a decade, it's just the "core 4" seething at each other, trying to one up each others contracts.They've never been a "team" when everyone but the top guys and 44 have been a rotating cast.Only one I would keep is Matthews, but there's a chance he is done for good.
Let’s check in on the WBC game threadKek
they're calling bedard the yummiest player in the league
>>153854104Better than cheering for the Flames desu
frozen pizza too big for my toaster oven wtf
>>153854268Gross, neither one of those things are ice hockey gross
>>153854115so it just read a new york times article to you and you believe it?
>>153854269is that design to prevent his creamie thighs from chafing?
>When you realize every single Canadian team is a literal dumpster fire this whole season except for the Habs who might be a eastern conference final contender.
>>153854283Rempe needs to come home to Edmonton.
>>153854303Google AI does a decent job of collating article items, and that's about the only good use I've found for it so far >Why do you want to have an argument over it? No, fuck off
raped
>>153851893>>153851172>>153851405Someone tell me if this is a career altering injury.
>>153854426We willin two weeks
>>153854426>1 goal in 12 gamesCan it get any worse?
>>153854357Gotta give it to Laroque for trying his best making him a decent enforcer but he still sucks lmao
>Canada loses again AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>153854592>*loses to italy*
>>153850983Caillou
freeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeee eeeeeeee birb
tourists go home
>>153850983cum on tagaki-chan's wolf jersey
>>153851661yakub has abandoned us
>>153854354they are gonna be really really good in a couple years
Lmao Oilers
>>153851661thank you darnell for inventing me
I’m Kippers
The writing's on the wall for laffs, they'll definitely trade Matthews for anything at this point during offseason cause they know no one would want him at this point.
Somewhat improbably, Steve Dangle puts out a pretty good product
my 'dors won :)
>>153855047texasbros, our response?
>>153855198Steelies got a loser point tonight against the Allen Americans >/woohoo/
why did they stop showing the interval?
im seriously wondering if matthews paid gudas to put him out of his misery
i'll give gudas a $20 tims giftcard if he puts his skate on darnel nurse's neck
>>153855346You'll be an accessory to a felony
>>153855346is nurse really that bad
Ducks are playing at 10am
15 minutes until puck drop day for our habsieshurry up gare bear
>>153855346What is the most ratko gudas tims order
>>153855418See you in twelve hours
I ran into Matthews wiki page and it states>Auston Taylour Matthews (born September 17, 1997) is an American professional ice hockey player who is a center and captain for the Toronto Maple Leafs of the National Hockey League (NHL). Nicknamed "Papi" or "Tone,"Who in the FUCK calls him Papi Tone? Does he think he's a Sopranos?
>>153855451>3 x workers wrap>1 x extra large 4 cream, 4 sugar tim's dark roast™ coffee>1 x rainbow sprinkles donut to sniff out the faggots
>auston "the big cactus" matthews
>>153855483he was selling weed to ptevious teamates
ingram didn’t even look bad that game
hi bro's how we doikng? gonna play some diablo and then go to bed
Is it ever appropriate for an organization to publicize your medical history?
>>153855418I gotta work tomorrow but I can't complain about a 1.5 multiplier on union rates
I don't understand why the fuck Roy loves to take Barzal and Horvat and move them across the lineup but staple that useless plug Gatcomb in every time. Shabanov and Duclair, while not amazing, could be scoring goals and this retard keeps putting a blender and doing retarded line combos. They're gonna miss the playoffs because the Jackets are on the dumbest heater of all time and our power play is still 32nd.
>uhm as a ducks fan, yeah fuck gudas i hope he diespickme faggots
>>153855610now teams wont know what lines to play against when they are in the playoffs
i have austism
>>153855650the fact that the islanders are a playoff team is an insult to the NHL, and this is objectively a bad team. Without Sorokin, Horvat, Barzal and Schaefer they should be getting McKenna. They objectively have a bad roster, and this team shouldn't even be close to the NHL's playoffs
Did Gary give up on Australia?
>>153855641I hate gudas because he's a useless sack of shit who literally does nothing and has no leadership ability. The fact that he's also a scummy retard is just a bonus. We should have never given him the C and should have traded him for more better pieces.
>>153855729Australia Matthews?
>>153855709you can read minds?
>>153855712>>153855641>>153855735
>>153855603AI slop, look at the glove.
>>153855742
>>153855742TYFYC
>>153855752
>Be Morgan Rilley>Be the only enforcer in your team since Reaves is gone>Chimps out over a rookie who slap shots into an empty net>Do nothing when your captain gets massacred Any fucking Lmao
>>153855772
>>153855794
>>153855783the leafs know matthews did nothing during the olympics and did not earn and does not deserve that gold
>>153853033>>153852621>>153854281>>153853796>>153853686>>153850971>>153855818
Auston Matthews - An Era Wasted
I lost count which one is the true 9/11 for laffs? >The Zamboni goalie>Blowing three goal lead in game 7 against Bruins >Habs 3-1 series comeback >The Auston Matthews rape
>>153855874Dont forget losing both games to vegas marner
>>153855874I don't think there was an auston matthews rape
>fourfull draw in KC
>scorefull draw in Portland
>>153855836>Makes sure Can'tnada doesn't get a Stanley Cup>Makes sure Can'tnada doesn't get a gold medalI'm tired of pretending Auston "My Captain" Matthews isn't based
>>153855783i saw someone on reddit talking about the reason why nobody gave a fuck is because matthew never does when something happens to his team mates. then a >laffs fan was like "why is everyone being so dramatic this is a non-issue" and then one of his fellow >laffstards was like "the coach even mentioned it"KWAB
>>153853839i mean yah thats why teams in the past would have tough guys on the roster to protect eachother from stuff like this if this was 30 years ago would matthews even had to ask? tie domi would bash that fat slavic face in while the refs look the other way thats how it was and how its supposed to be
>>153856052fairypuck era did a lot of damage to the game that is only now being undone
>>153854453>Look it up>He's gonna be re-evaluated in two weeksAnon is actually telling the truth instead of memeing
>>153856034https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QsdfTv8eFJU\
steve dangle calling for carlsson's knee to get pulverized his fans want sennecke instead
>>153856345dark woke
i wish berube still looked like frankenstein
Honestly I never realized getting kicked from the knee would tear your muscles to shreds. I don't think you see this in UFC.
>>153856368Someone should put him in suicide watchlist he should just walk out from the team just like Tocchet did with the nucks.
leafies how did a pizza guys son get your gm job
>>153856421Imagine papa johns kid getting promoted to gm of the dallas cowboys
>it's only fair if one of their star players get hurt too!cuck mentality. go after the man who did it, pussy. Faggot ass bitches are scared of Gudas. kek. Faggots.
>>153856437Mara’s sons are quite literally in charge of scouting for the Giants
yo hit me up if you need clean piss
>>153856397>I don't think you see this in UFC.because they're standing still in the UFC, not both skating toward each other at 15-20 mph
>>153856593>standing stillyou mean laying on top of each other doing yaoi wrestling
>>153856605We don't fetish shame here.
>>153856593That honestly didn't occur to me but is it not possible getting tears from fast strikes like kicks?
>>153856593>>153856620He was also not performing self defense, it was out of nowhere and a complete cheep shot
>>153856620>fast strikesit's a matter of scaletwo guys both skating toward each other into a head-on collision is so much faster than just a guy swinging his arm or his leg "fast"the two aren't in the same league in terms of speed
I found out that I can read and completely understand difficult novels such as by Dostoevsky just fine, I'm not a retard guys.
>>153856671It only rules out one kind of retardation but it's an encouraging start
>>153856690
>reading russian literatureYou sure u arent retard??
>>153856671>>153856744
>islanders lose>penguins chances go down a bitWhy
>>153856690Was this before he was drafted? Kinda shame he didn't posted this on his social media after he died.
>>153856671i read comic books from the 90s. thats how smart I am
>>153856726He DOES realize he can smile when people ask to take a photo with him right? For fucks sakes, you're getting paid MILLIONS to play a fucking Saturday morning puck game, you faggot fucker.
>>153856772smiling is for the weak.
>>153856757I think you'll able to read Harry Potter books as well.
>>153856744His work influenced almost every entertainment media.
>>153856783Cup winners smile.
>>153856801Which fuckin retard told you that
>>153856810true!
>>153856815dumb raped bitch. kys already.
>>153856812Silent Hill 2, a tranime called Death Note, Taxi Driver and couple of Hollywood films was based on his work.
>>153856772>>153856783>>153856810He lost his smile the moment Edmonton won the lottery
>>153856841makes sense. All of those titles are dogshit faggotry.
>>153856841
Seems they have forgotten.
>>153856893the impotent flailing always gives me a chuckle
>>153851136>takes out team canada's captain>takes out team USA's captainlandeskog, you're next on his maim list
>>153854269
>>153856929Should have been hooking, if GOLD-y didn't score.
>>153856893I don't know how Devon Toews got a ring since he's using slashing as a defensive strat.
neat
>>153856989One of my favorite players is on this list.
>>153856831someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed
>Wanted to trade David Reinbacher for Matthew Knies>Laffs backed out at the last minuteWhat's his endgame?
>>153857085Nah. You're just a faggot. Always have been.
>>153857126
>>153853060good ass post
>>153857115Why did the laffs back out?
>>153855605
Leveling up Gorilla Grodd bros.
>>153856726
>>153850947>oilers fighting for their lives against the fookn blueslol.
>>153857204
>>153857209based. i got to torment 4 (highest difficulty) in the new diablo season today. still a lot of work to get the build god mode though. have to go to bed now :(
>>153857220>if i show teeth, that means i'm smile.what a fucking retard.
>>153857271Get refreshed so you can keep grinding bro
>>153856815>Cup winnersNot silver medalists. But would you really know the difference?
>>153857320sven is used to sitting and watching the Winner. Especially since 10,000,000 mohammeds and achmeds moved into town.
>>153854426>routinely injured but never taken enough time to fully recover>gudas guns him down in desperation tearing his fucking mcl>matthews out for a year>cunt gudas only gets a few games misconductgoing to agree with older vid from shannon this is a career altering injury in that if matthews has any sense he'll opt to focus on full recovery for as long as it takes so that he still has a careermatthews should do the same kind of rehab as mcdavid too
>>153857448Just glad my Wilds didn't trade for him now.
>>153857448another thing is that his next contract will almost certainly be much lower than he would have liked, which makes his gamble that was only signing for 4 years last time so that he could get a fat raise a real misplay. of course he could recover fully now that he has many months of rest and rehab ahead of him and be back to form next season and get that raise anyways, we'll see.
>>153857320>theres only one cupmcdavid is a 4 nations cup winner.>>153857374yeah but your used to bud clapping you're cheeks
>>153857501>y-y-yeah but>he has to watch the NHL because the SHL is full of faggot-ass amatuers.kwaswedecuck.
Give me freedomGive me fireGive me femboysOr I retireSee the shittersTake the ice nowFeel a slight tapI must go downReferees arePenal-giftin'As I statpadRegular seasonsCousinfuckersThey're around usEvery tap-inAll around usSeethe if I don't score oneThrow my jersey, say I'm doneStanley Cup dreams are slipping awayMay as well admit that I'm gayWe all sayWhen I get olderI will be balderI'll get a transplantJust like a raging fagA raging fagA raging fagWhoaaa
>>153857488He'll easily clear 13.5M+ with someone on his next deal. Whether it is SAAR-onto, or not.
>>153857549lmao dude you are the biggest retard on hoc general dot com. are you like this in the real world too?
>>153857570yes (and im trans and live on the border btw thats why my ip changes flags)
>>153857554didn't realize the new bieber single just dropped.
>>153857570Nah, that's (You).
>>153857593Watashi?
>>153857570yes but i wasnt like this until bud rearranged my guts and then never called me back. it broke my heart. (my flight just landed in sweden, going to a gay club)
>y-y-y-yeah but we just beat >your G2 in a garyout!!!! never mind the ass-kicking >we just got from >you the week prior.kwasofpooooooooooooosay.
>>153857643excuse me but who are you quoting?
>>153857652ur mum lel
>>153857448>matthews out for a yearYeah there's no fucking way he'll be ready by this October.
>>153857652Best not to engage with him, he's the mildcuck. He's very low iq you see
>>153857679bust on bustthews
>>153857691U mad. U mad AS FUCK. kek.
>"state of hockey">zero (0) stan lees
>d-d-don't reply>replies anywaykek. 1993. 2014. U MAD bitch.
>>153857807they dont care about hockey at all. remember that wjc crowd?
kek
A Minnesota team hasn't been in the finals since 1991.
why is the mildcuck sperging out right now? just got here
jej
>>153857807this is all he has now that his city is a wartorn shithole and hes seen as many stan lees as the coyotes.
>j-j-just got hereYou fool no one, you seething faggot.
>>153857864Hhe passed his AIDS test with flying colours.A++
why do mild fans always celebrate the dallas stars 1999 stanley cup win after their team got cucked from them?
>d-d-don't reply or acknowledge him>seeeeethes eternally about (Me)kek
if gary cums in the sea, a wild fan will be there to drink it up
Real SOFFFFFFFPOOOOOOOOOSAY hours.
>w-w-we don't even think of your team!!!>seethes every single time I postkek. 10 years running now.
>>153857906I think this is just the only way he can get attention. I don't think I've ever seen the mildcuck post anything other than 'tard outbursts
xhe's really fuming
>still rambling on about lil ol' mekek
>lil ol' me
>>153858049xhe's really happy right now, this is the most human interaction xhe's had xhis whole life. maybe it's just part and parcel of being a mild fan
>this much softpusy seethe at 2:00AMkek. sounds like some softpoooosays, got NOOOOO POOOOOSAY tonight.
>>153858100Was this before or after Minnesota got Hughes?
he steps outside his shithole and there are armored vehicles driving around his neighborhood lmao
instead of sofpooooosays, it will now forever be NOOOOOOOOOOOOpoooooosays kek.
i don't think he's been this upset before. maybe it has set in that he's hated by everybody? poor mildcuck
NOOOOOOOOOOOcuuuuuuupays kek
>>153858245I miss during the ICE protests when he wasn't posting
why would he do such a thing.
ban Gudas from the NHL, immediately
>>153858283humiliation ritual
>>153858272I was hoping he was dead or deported somewhere without internet but oh well. We'll always be plagued by the mildcuck but at least it's funny when he throws a shitfit like right now jej
>>153858283has to be the craziest goal scored this season, no? hard to top batting your own rebound out of midair while falling
Imagine being born into mildcuck fandom I'd seethe every day too
>>153858284
>>153858284I wonder if the next time they play eachother somebody on the Leafs is going to take one for the team and Bertuzzi him or something
>>153858303>deportedhis hands are too fat for cuffs
>>153858368>expecting the heartless gutless laffs to do anythingAt most they might tell him what he did was really uncool
>>153858368Idunno, Tom Wilson has been getting awhey with this shit for years and nobody's run him down yet. Granted he's a lot bigger than most of them and you'd be putting your own life on the line
>>153858409very true, but somebody like matt cooke could do the deed if they were so inclined
>>153858502Knies apparently is the biggest guy they have (approximately Wilson specs). He's probably too kind eh
Krakens vs Canucks today. This is the game i will be watching
>>153858563Bruins-Capitals at 7am. I will be hungover and sipping a cappuccino in bed methinks
>>153858605I'm watching AFL right now
Lmao Maple Leafs do nothing when their captain and best player gets taken out. Just stand around and dont even try to fight the guy
>>153858635Noice. I don't really follow. I should really get to a Swans game in person someday, it might help get me into it more. It's a fun sport it's just never sucked me in
>>153858563same
>>153858643Cope they're drafting a team letter to gudas saying what he did was very unsportsmanlike
>>153858563>>153858660hell yeah, you think there's gonna be a fight this time?
>>153858776i hope pettersson fights benis
>>153858776nucks are too demoralized to fight since they know they are tanking, but hopefully they do anyways
>>153858862for what
I haven't watched an Oilers game since about November, what the fuck happened?I know defense has been the weak point for years but they actually stand a chance of not making the playoffs and holy fuck boys
>>153859011The Kraks and Gnucks having a serious game at this stage is hard to imagine. It's like watching a bumfight.
Habs tonight boys
>>153859068team defense went to pieces, bottom six is a strict negative, jarry is just skinner but with a shit personality that makes the locker room hate him
>>153859255
my hawkies :)
>>153859307I hope they sign some guys/trade for some guys in the offseason who can help Bedard out
>>153859358Bedard has either an 18-year NHL career ahead of him or he fizzles out in 3. I hope for the former but he's not terribly convincing yet
>>153859358Hopefully, Frondell and Kantserov come over soon and are everything they’re hyped up to be, otherwise this rebuild starts looking pretty grim.
>>153859475You really think so? I mean if somebody like Taylor Hall has played for as long as he has then Bedard can surely do the same
>>153859491gary might give the hawks mckenna too, so
Is kantserov pronounced like cancerov
>>153859574I was literally thinking that just now
Bedard will sign witth the nucks
>>153859584yeah right, i fucking wish tho
My Blues are doing that thing again
A literal fucking legless cripple scored a Michigan/lacrosse style goal in the criplympics yesterday: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TNpV0hpG_jA
>>153859521You're probably right. I've found all the rookies in the last 1-2 years to be really refreshing and exciting, but it also feels too good to be true sometimes. And when I go and look at some of the best AHL hopefuls I wonder why they're still waiting.I think the likes of Minten and Celebrini have really risen up and impressed really quickly. The jury is still out on Bedard imho; maybe his beginner's luck will dry-out or maybe he's in it for the long haul.You're right though, the 3rd and 4th lines can sustain long careers having hardly any ice time. Bedard is ahead of them already
>>153859658fuckin geodude lookin-ass
Under 6 hours until puck drop get ya naps in
>>153859658but what was it
>>153859658Zegras bros... Our gimmick...
>>153859701>cbc blacks out 'strayadafuq
>>153859747why would they do this we're Commonwealth bros :[
>>153859791Because you dont pay taxes here fucknuts
>>153859807I don't pay taxes anywhere
>>153859791im sorry i wish it were open to you all
>>153859815
I pay the Gary tax
You now remember>Björklöven Lynx>Bofors Bobcats>Brynäs Tigers>Djurgården Lions>Frölunda Indians>Färjestad Wolves>Halmstad Hammers>HV71 Blue Bulls>Leksand Stars>Luleå Bears>Malmö Redhawks>Rögle Griffins>Timrå Red Eagles>Växjö Lakers
>>153860038sovl. kwab go bears
>>153860038>skellefteå bee stingers or something idkjust bee yourself :)
>>153860038for me? it's the hv71 blue balls
Remember when the soilers thought all their problems were gone when they traded skinner?
>>153860126skindog will have the last laugh
>>153860038>skellefteå golden darkness or something idkwhen the team is feeling edgy and loving it
>>153860038>skellefteå honey makerswhen ur momma has a gang bang in skellefteå
>>153860038>skellefteå orange sodaFAAN TA- dig domarjävel
real Swedish hours itt
give me more ideas for something yellow and black that i can turn into a skellefteå logo
hmm... intriguing games today
>>153860038>skellefteå banana tripperswhen we completely lost the plot
>>153860038>skellefteå lemon squeezerswe need our vitamins :D
Ban this retard
>>153860038>skellefteå yellow boogerswhen we have another FUCKING fever
IMO the sedins should come out of retirement
okay i think i ran out of skellefteå logo ideas
>>153860275I would use dark magics to put Gino Odjick's soul into Pettershits body and have him try to fight the entire other team and then get suspended. Then he can go fuck off to the rez and destroy Pettershits body with booze
Huomenta
* FREE GUDAS *
>>153860408Fuck Gudas and fuck all the other low-character NHL players who are like him. He should be in prison.
>>153860397buen día
>>153860445Keep your head up. And stop fugging sheep.
it's up!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBrayE3x9zk
>>153860458But anon I'm not New Zealic
>>153860479All you abbos look alike.
Very important my Stars beat the Wongs today. It would set a new franchise record for point streaks I believe.
i'll let her suck my /hoc/ cock
>>153860732log off, elias
>>153860732So stick him in a dress, and he's the only boy I'd shagThe only boy I'd anything is JT in dragI'll never see that girl again, he did it as a gagI'll pine away forevermore for JT in drag
>>153860408*throws away the key*
>>153860732
>>153860732too zesty
if I were a hockey star I would have a harem of asian maids rather than some gold digging white slut who cheats on me on every away trip but maybe thats just me and my 145 IQ speaking
>>153860836Do Finnish women make good maids?
färjestads head coach is canadian and he just said aboat
>>153860946finnish maids are glorious
>>1538610463rd from the left middle row is literally a young Miro Heiskanen
>>153861046some of them are cute
>>153859658sledge hockey is kino, no idea how they dont get sliced up more
There's more exciting collegepuck today :)
>>153861046olli jokinen's harem
>>153861248imagine the elite goalies he could produce
Happy 3.14 Day!
>>153861391>>153861391>>153861391NEW
>>153860946yeah the very ugly ones
