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>>153843273That new record feel
>bulls
>Jaylen Brown on hot mic after SGA draws a foul: "That's not basketball!"
>>153843318kek
>>153843318I also saw that on red dit
>>153843273Shai haters will find a way to say its a meaningless achievement
its a meaningless achievement
>i want pete now
quietest 50 point game in a whileLuka is fighting for his daughters' custody
>didn't close the game with Rui vs Yuki 1v1
>>153843360ayton could be the best center in the league if he gave a shit
>>153843371He was guarded by Jalen Smith in the middle calm down breh
>>153843318>Jaylen Brown flops out of bounds>Complains so much he gets a tech>Marches down the ref>Gets another tech>Ejected"That's not basketball!"
>>153843379he is the best center to ever play basketball if her ever gave a shit* my bad dawg
luka is better than sgay and cade
legod haters????
>>153843407but has he scored 83? i didn't think so.
I've never been the same man since what my teammates did to me in that locker room. Sometimes I struggle to even call myself a man
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>>153843418AD...
>>15384341743 fts btw unethical
>>153843430how is it unethical? he didnt flop for a free throw once
>>153843418https://youtube.com/shorts/62nI1up7ntI?si=W_KKea6TW7QfXm-i
>>153843445>doesn't embed>tracking linkwhy are third worlders like this
>>153843418KWAB
tired of "shotmaking" merchants
51 > 83*
>>153843430luka wouldn't hit enough of the 43 FTs
>>153843445>>153843453never forget the video of Jalen Green and his AAU teammateshttps://files dot catbox.moe/feoopd.mp4
>>153843489nobody is hitting 10+ CLUTCH free throws in a row in the last 5 minutes of the game
lebum's gay 10 point streak totally mogged by sga's real deal 20 point streak
>>153843489he couldnt even flop enough for 40fts
>>153843502this
My fucking team won
>>153843540go mavs
>>153838808.500 king
30 dishes > 83 free throws
in the west, we know none of the play-in teams are a threat to the top seeds. the question then becomes who's the biggest threat in the 2nd round of the western conference playoffs?
>>153843590Spurs have zero playoff experience they could definitely get dropped by some uncs
Clippers vs Spurs round 1 would be kino
tonight's agendas?
>>153843659>women driving on the wrong side of the roadngmi
Luka bullied the bullies tonight
>>153843645i'm not buyin it. they're too confident and too committed.
Booker had 43, Luka had 51 and nearly a triple double, Jokic had 39-20-11, Kuminga had 2 and 4
>>153843680ok but what did tingus pingus from latavia have
Who else wasn't surprised Bam scored 83? I opened my bookmarked espn scores page and I was like "oh cool, he'd definitely be able to do it. anyone in this league can go off." Apparently it broke a bunch of black people's minds. There's this guy named Van Lathan on the ringer who has an all black podcast and a clip showed up and they're all sitting there dropping thinkpieces on it. What the fuck is going on? Why is it so hard to understand NBA players are really fucking good and maybe Kobe's mythology should get audited.
>>153843679I'm not buying a team whose second best player is Luke Kornet
>>153843690>Who else wasn't surprised Bam scored 83literally no one. including you.
>>153843694so you got keldon johnson #1, then luke kornet #2, then who?
>>153843680Even Jalen Green had an efficient 30 bomb
>>153843690Kobe is Jesus to black people
Lol all these bitches tried to go for 80 snd no one even came close. Bow to Bam
>>153843720>earn 3.5 years in 2024>out in early 2026do we need to build more prisons or something?
Maluach getting minutes
Is gianmickey actually finished? I was defending him on here like two weeks ago
>>153843736He's waiting for the season to be over so he can walk in free agency
Playoffs are almost here wtf, time is going by fast as shit
>>153843740He’s still got another year
>>153843740lebron legitimately thinks he's going to get a max this summer
>>153843715>Kobe is Jesus to black peopleyea. it's so damn funny
>>153843736His prime has ended. He's injury prone now and no longer anywhere close to the DPOY level defender he was at this peak. Still probably a top 5 guy but he's only going to get worse.
>>153843752Kobe is Jesus in China, LA and all of Southern California. In China not even Michael Jackson got that kind of reaction
>>153843745Isn't it a player option? He can just not take it
>>153843715>Kobe is Jesus to black peoplekek
>>153843736Hes going to the nets so yes
>>153843768Real OGs knew Earl Monroe as Black Jesus and Earl the Pearl
>>153843762Player option is 27-28
>>153843768Yeah everyone knows MJ was called black jesus. But ever since Kobe's death, the latter has been deified in a way even worse than MJ.
>>153843768but Jordan was actually a GOAT. Kobe's legacy largely requires nike backed mythology to manufacture a cult of personality.
Kawhi will bury the spurs in the 'offs
>Matas Buzelis on his takeaway from his trash-talk exchange with Luka Doncic:>“Probably not to talk to him.”AVRA
>>153843827you think the spurs don't show up?
>>153843836LuGOAT is 1# box office for a reason
>>153843894
>>153843894The one time this nigga doesn't do his dumb pump fake this shit happens baka
>>153843798Shut up retard. If you couldn't recognize Kobe's greatness after the 62 Kobe 61 Dallas game, you are clueless and definitely retarded. Or a zoomer
if chet holmgren would just eat some meat, he could be chad holmgren.
Noticed Wemby ducking vorp
This play in shit is retarded
>>153844722Yeah
>>153844722>nigga mad his shit fuck rapshits have a possibility of not making the playoffs despite not being outside the 8 seed, due to their fake ass braindead early season schedule.
>>153844547think they're scheduled 2 more times
>>153843360>not even a triple double
my bullies :)
Daily reminder that my Bullies are getting Cameron Boozer with the top-3 pick that Papa Silver owes us for gifting the Face of the League ™ Ayo Dosunmu and even taking the Wolves’ draft bust in the process. Then we’re going to take best center available with the Portland pick that will conveniently convey this year. Then we’re taking best bigs/SGs available with our second round picks — but Cameron may want his brother to come here too. Then we’re letting everyone we recently acquired walk, except Leonard Miller. Then we’re sorting by age in free agency and signing every 72+-rated 18-22 year old with untapped potential.>PG: Josh Giddey>SG: Isaac Okoro>SF: Matas Buzelis>PF: Cameron Boozer>C: Center selected with Portland pick>Sixth Man: Tre Jones>Bench: Jalen Smith, Patrick Williams, Noa Essengue, Leonard Miller, second round pick, second round pick, 72+-rated 18-22 year old, 72+-rated 18-22 year old, 72+-rated 18-22 year oldName a more fun, young team than my 2026-2026 Bullies. You can’t
>>153845406Should take Motiejus Krivas with that Portland pick because of AK Lithuanian cronyism. Should have taken Jakucionis last year too and built a Lithuanian core around Buzelis
>>153845531Won’t he be available in the second round?
>>153845601Idk honestly, I think he’s late first in most mocks. If he’s not confident that he’ll be taken in the first round then he’ll probably return. But yeah, it’d probably be a reach to take him with the 15th pick given where he’s projected to go
why doesn't every player just bulldoze to the basket, either take a layup/dunk, get fouled, or when it's an offensive foul simply challenge it?
Tyron Lue has to be in the COTY talksHow do you dig yourself out from a huge hole like that
>>153846418Most players are pussies that hate contact. Plus meme chuck culture.
>>153846418A lot of them don’t have a good enough handle
HOW are pistons doing so good. I thought they were a clown team.
>>153846575they dropped off the sandbags.similar to how jazz go git 60 wins 2027 t. lifelong utah basketball fan
>>153843894Chetty got one of the slowest releases in the league, that's why Wemby blocks him every time they play
If Chet started browsing 4chan he'd be Chud Holmgren
>>153843894He shot that like a catapult
ynr sam dekker
>>153847190this scrub could take 70 shots and he might score 35 what's he gonna do about it
It’s kind of crazy, based off achievements and statistics, SGA is as much as a future potential top 10 career as Jokic and Giannis , potential 2nd/3rd best scoring centric guard to Jordan and curry But it doesn’t feel like it. If you told me Giannis in 2022, Jokic in 2024 were future best in the generation people I’d say, no question .But SGA I still have to hesitate a little, even though it should be no question. I don’t know why.
>>153847400i agreeit's most likely he isn't very impressive when you actually watch him playJokic is incredible to watch partly because he looks like a big goofball but then he has such incredible passes and movesEmbiid is a foul grifter but some of the things he does at his size are mesmerizingGiannis is also a foul grifter but there is nobody who plays as powerfully as himSGA is kind of a normal player with huge lips who foul grifts
>>153847400>I still have to hesitate a little, even though it should be no question. I don’t know why.Its because you're a hater, simple as
>>153847430It’s because of how he plays. Hes a low turnover mid range assassin with all around skills. He isn’t a giant passing triple double savant like Jokic. He isn’t a Giant rolling barrel steroid monster like Giannis. He isn’t an awestruck 3 point shooter like curry. He isn’t a skinny tall Mid range assassin like KD, and he doesn’t pop off the screen with intensity like Kobe either, and Jordan looked much more athletic when he played. SGA is a smooth mid range assassin who is a guaranteed 30 points. He doesn’t stick out, but he is amazing.
Jeez
>>153847538Luka has looked better since the rumors of his wife leaving have popped up. Is Luka better single and lonely?
joker lokey one of the great rebounders of all time
>>153847544The foid menace loves to bring great men down. That’s the story of human history
That Brandon Miller dunk on Kuzma was disrespectful
>>153847544I think he was dealing with her shit during his down turn and now that the separation is official and out there it's less of a distraction for him.
>>153847544divorce annoying wife and have more time to play overwatch with bronny
>>153847190Based
Daily reminder that my Bullies are getting Cameron Boozer with the top-3 pick that Papa Silver owes us for gifting the Face of the League ™ Ayo Dosunmu and even taking the Wolves’ draft bust in the process. Then we’re going to take best center available with the Portland pick that will conveniently convey this year. Then we’re taking best bigs/SGs available with our second round picks — but Cameron may want his brother to come here too. Then we’re letting everyone we recently acquired walk, except Leonard Miller. Then we’re sorting by age and taking flyers on every 72+-rated 18-22 year old with untapped potential in free agency.>PG: Josh Giddey>SG: Isaac Okoro>SF: Matas Buzelis>PF: Cameron Boozer>C: Center selected with Portland pick>Sixth Man: Tre Jones>Bench: Jalen Smith, Patrick Williams, Noa Essengue, Leonard Miller, second round pick, second round pick, 72+-rated 18-22 year old, 72+-rated 18-22 year old, 72+-rated 18-22 year oldName a more fun, young team than my 2026-2026 Bullies. You can’t.
>>153848212This draft is stacked. I think Utah will get 1st to 2nd pick because one of the top 3 pick has pretty much been stalked and trained by Utah for years
>>153848212counter argument: Jerry Reisndorf
>>153848212Remember last year when you said Giddey and Mastas were going to be John Stockton/Karl Malone?
>>153848232Dybusta wll hold that franchise back for DECADES
dude posted this during the bam game
>open nba site>kia mvp ladder: Wemby moves into top 3>didn't even play last night
>>153848232Aireous and Dybantsa back2back, Ainge really rebuilding the Paul Pierce/ Antoine Walker Celtics.
>>153848212Dude looks like if Jamal Murray went hard into meth and got an acne problem. How come NBA players don't wash their face? So many of them have bad acne problems. Flagg has one too, they're hideous and their hygiene failures are doubtlessly costing them fortunes in endorsement money.
>>153848300It's steroids.
>>153848297Airious and Anicet
>>153848296wemby is forced. Much like tatum
>>153848296sports entertainment doesn't have to make sense
Kobefags are soulless drones
>>153843690he's so good that it required a record breaking number of free throws against a team that's intentionally losingkek
>>153843273Isn't this kind of FUCKING!!! insane when he wasn't playing 4th quarters for the first third of the season
jokindomitable c
If the Hawks stay as hot as they are they could easily end up as the #4 seed. Cavs are collapsing
>>153848530No Wembanyama. Doesn’t matter. Our GOATic is washed.
All I want is for the Raptors to miss the play-in.
>>153848407>t. Kobe raped my team like it was a Colorado hotel worker
>>153848516He’s the best player in the NBA by a country mile
>>153848530Jokic also held Luke Kornet to 0 points. >b-b-but Jokic doesn't play defenseJokic is a rock solid defender, one of the best in the league.
>>153848717Good post
>>153848717Why didn’t he finish the game against OKC if his defense is solid?
36/43
I bet KD has been in these threads shitposting.What else is he gonna do all alone in his 5000 square foot mansion?
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>>153848755pretty sure he has a posse like most big time athletes
>>153848596Kobe was legendary. His fans though are soulless crybabies
>>153848755I don’t get this meme, KD is always spotted with a big entourage followed by OF thots. He’s no more lonely than he wants to be, marriage is for poor guys
Was it roids?
>>153848717Jokic hating babbs got badly triggered by this post
run that wizard's defense on houston nigga i'd drop 144 nigga
dead leaguedead “sport”
>>153848830It's called a growth spurt. Mexicans don't have them that's why they're all 5'7"
so now that the NBA has been rendered culturally irrelevant in America, do we blame Silver or Stern?
>>153848913it's both
https://youtu.be/MUj1Cg5De88?t=28m54s>these niggas said brandon jennings and jeff teague...oh my lord the NBA in 2009 MUST have been full of fucking retards holy shit, the uber obsession with percieved strength, size and athleticism, so retarded. I mean I understand, but jeff fucking teague? brandon fucking jennings? over steph? even jrue is a stretch but atleast i understand the "muh defense and strength" cope somebody could come up with in that case
>>153848913What growth spurt grows a niggas deltoids 15 times wider? Dwight was a skinny PF when he came into the league
>>153848830you mean him turning gay?
>>153848791>I don’t get this meme, KD is always spotted with a big entourage followed by OF thots. He’s no more lonely than he wants to be, marriage is for poor guys
>>153848923blame babbs
>>153848923Kobe fans really want this to be true for some reason
>>153848296He's 2nd, lol. How the fuck?
>>153848717>Takeshi redemption arcSorry Leafjeet, your mans finna stabbed you in the back
The inevitable shitgoon janice trade is gonna be kino and it will be funny watching turks and greeks swap team fanbases
>>153849076Bucks arent trading Giannis unless you give them Coop and some draft capital
>>153848950He's always been a center....
>>153849114No he was a skinny forward and bulked up to play the 5 https://www.espn.com/insider/story?id=1703482
>>153849076No one gives a single shit about Yawnnis here in Greece
Zero good games tonight.
>>15384851620 a night in todays league isnt impressive especially when he getting 8 at the free throw lineFTA the most astroturfed player ever
>>153849147Then why hasn’t Luka done it? He’s getting 12 a night at the free throw line
>>153848673he plays with 3 all stars and you're not allowed to touch him defensive-ly calm down
>>153849157>he plays with 3 all starswho are these 3 all stars
>>153849157Who are the three all stars?
>pretending like Chet & Jaylin aren't all stars
>>153849162>>153849167the ref, the ref, and the other ref
Anudda great performance by future Laker Aday Mara today. Him instead of Ayton and they three-peat.
>>153848923combination of Silver, Rich Paul & ESPN did this
>>153849173Is it true that SGA haters generally can not count on one hand?
I know Chet sucks, but he was selected as an all star
>>153849183So who is the third all star SGA plays with?
>>153849182you got it backwards
How come girls didn’t look at Jordan like that?
>>153849076Sengoon value finna be a bag of potato chips by then. Nigga only got by on people calling him Temu Joker.
im so fucking sick of these toronto raptors
>>153849212Are you the rapshits poster?
>>153849154the funny thing is - if Luka did it you would say what i just saidsit your pilpul ass down
>>153849191Nikola Topic
>>153849212canada... whats up big bro
>>153849218I guess we’ll never know, huh?
>>153849180he cant sit in the box all game in the nba guys like Jokic , Zingus and SabonGOD would torch him
>>153849212should have traded for garlandall these shit fraudulent teams that rack up meaningless early record against garbage teams thinking theyre the shit, but arent serious enough to make any changes at the trade deadline. thank god ive never been a rapshits fan, all toronto sports suck desu, leaf fans were the worst to hear all their whining growing up, and how delusional in belief they were at the same time
>>153849154SGA clearly tries hard every night to get 20 to keep the streak alive no matter what even if his team is getting blown out. Luka doesn't even care about getting fit, you think he will care enough to try and get 20 points every night for years?
>/nba/ enters full cope mode as the reality of SGA's b2b mvp, fmvp, and legendary run kicks in
>>153849256canada rocks!!
>>153849260Oh so we’re arguing Luka is more of a winning player than SGA now. Ring check? Maybe if Luka was as consistent as SGA (despite shooting more FTs) he’d have an MVP or something to show for it KWAB
Should we really be so impressed by Shai's 20 point game streak when it doesn't include post season and he's failed to retain that streak in the post season?
okc fans>were so stacked our bench would be a playoff team. Sam Presti is God he fleeced the clippersalso okc fans>SGA is carrying us he's the greatest MVP ever he has zero help unlike Jokic. you don't know basketball
>>153849283regular season and post season stuff has literally always been separated and I don't know why people are being so weird about it. I suspect it has something to do with Lebron
>>153849295what is lebrons build? Is he high agi hi str or what?
>>153849280>Oh so we’re arguing Luka is more of a winning player than SGA nowNo? All I said is that he it's obvious he doesn't care about a streak like SGA does you retarded obsessed BABB
>>153849317BAWB doesn’t care about rings or MVPs either according to you since he won’t go out and win them, doesn’t care about anything aside from farming triple doubles against tanking teams
>>153849241He'll rape Sengun though at least
>>153849295Lebron's famed '10 point streak' (which nobody gave a shit about until it could have been used to pad his accomplishments) also doesn't pass the post-season check. Can it really even be called a streak if it isn't a continuously upheld?
>>153849270SGA run* just like 83*
Is defending LeBron like tanking rag
>niggas acting like the league (Rich Paul) isn't doing everything they can to hamstring Luka's careerput washed Klay, soft ass Kryrie , washed LeDiddy & his bitch ass son out there with SGA then we'll talk
>>153849359Didn’t realize Luka had been a Laker for that long
>Pacers +13.5>Rockets -6.5>Clippers -13.5
fuck kobe
>>153849326You can't win a ring by yourself retard
Gilgeous would be in the lottery with Ayton and Laravia
>>153849397Can't win a ring with Kyrie? I thought LeBron beat a 73 win team down 3-1 with him as the clear second best player. I agree Luka is not prime LeBron
What are some good books on play formations?
>>153849403Kyrie was literally shit in the finals. If Lebron had the 2024 finals version of Kyrie in 2016 he would have gotten swept against the Warriors. Kyrie was better than Curry in that series
>>153849410Study this book front to back and you won't need no "play formations" to hoop.
it's not even about kobeit's about the shameless way he statpaddedthat's also why nobody really takes wilt's record seriously
>>153849222they get punked and its never been more over
>>153849428LeBron is just a better playmaker than Luka, give LeBron Kyrie and you get several Finals trips and a championship. Give him to Luka and you get a lot of excuses on why they couldn't beat a Celtics team with Jayson Tatum shooting sub 40%
Respect Shai's game but I can never take him seriously as the face of the league. Goes from Mr. Cool and Reserved in interviews to Who Framed Roger Rabbit eyes buggin out of his head during the game
>>153849451I'm so sorry Canada, this isn't fair, you should have more teams
Where the heck is the mexican basketball association
>>153849212It used to be a team, they need to sell this garbage franchise
>>153849458Kyrie is just a mental midget and couldn't handle the Boston crowd
>>153849548whos the guy on the right?
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>>153849548and back left lol
>>153849550has any one player gotten more mileage out of hitting 1 shot? Robert big shot Horry hiy several clutch shots has 5 rings and nobody talks him up.
>>153849579when did robert horry make a clutch shot to beat the most winningnest team in nba history
>>153849564Well look at steph curry, he's not that tall and he's a top scorer. maybe all it takes is just believing in yourself.
>>153849603steph curry isnt tall is a shitty meme. chris paul, that's who isn't tall
>>153849600having the most regular season wins in the softest era ever isn't the flex you think it is
>>153849579*7 rings
>>153849634>softest eraMichael Jordan would have torn his acl in 50 games playing the pace the games are in this era
>>153849579He outplayed the only unanimous mvp ever in that series, it's not just the shot
>>153849612Height is just one stat, what I'm saying is if you were in a life or death situation with your friends where you had to beat lebron james, how would you do it?
>>153849560>>153849570Jamison battle on the right, JakobPoeltl on the left i think the guy with his head down in the mirror is mamu.
>>153849548team full of npcs. pretty sad we're dog shit without our rookie
>>153849600oh now i get ityou need to put Kyrie on a pedestal all these years to prop up the Warriors legacypathetic
>>153849548>>153849665These seem like really cool guys. B)(@)$*3D
>>153849723*and to take the blame off of Kerr & Curry going after some meaningless record instead of resting players for the 'yoffs
>>153849753whyd they need to rest? no one got injured
>>153849753glay should've kept his mouth shut up 3-1 then lebum wouldn't have made another deal with satan to win that rang
>>153849774Lebron and his gang, sweep away another world series, how do we stop such madness?
How good is this guy? Can he be number one?
>>153849760the point is the Bulls fans/franchise could give a fuck less about that record - they got 6 ringsKerr ,Curry and the organization going for that record shows how shallow & petty they are. ask a patriots fan what they think of going undefeated in the regular season means to them.
>>153849154>b-b-b-but Luka!!!
>>153849790Well when we drill down to a meta level his gearscore seems to pass at least mid range comptency, He's got good accuracy. I say we train him up and he'll beat lebron.
Bruh who runs the boston twitter
>>153849548this costs like $200 million btwutter horse shit. Only the rookie centre is any good
>>153849829some cringe jerkoff so probably Bill Simmons
>>153849774MJ never had a moment with more aura than this
I feel so bad for Tatum fans, he really looks like a shell of himself. How long until people stop feeling bad for him and admit what they're watching?
>>153849801Hey fucking retard, the bulls had the record you fucking RETARD
>>153849845He’s like four games back from an injury that’s meant to take him out multiple seasons
>>153849848yeah and they never gave a fuck about retard ITS ABOUT CHAMPIONSHIPS meaning they werent chasing 72-10 dumbass it just happenedWARRIORS ARE THE FUCKING KWAB OF THE DECADE
Can people please write books and make like, academies for basketball. I would love to hear basketball theory.
>>153849876it's also not steve kerr's 73-9 record, it's luke walton's
>>153849887phil jackson authored several books
>>153849911yes but it was Kerr's decision to chase the record cause he's ego maniac butthurt over Phil & MJ treating him like the pissboy he is all those years kwab
>>153849947*and since then evetone has been proping up Kyrie's lame ass all these years to bolster a Warriors legacy the rabbit hole is that deep
>>153849138It's March Madness. There's been good games going since noon.>inb4 low t response about not watching college ball
>>153849918This is exactly the quality I've come to expect from this website
>>153849887leafjeet essays is what you are looking for
>>153849887>Ball goes in hoop>The End.
>>153849887Just put the sandwich in the bag lil gup
>>153849982phil studied Tex Winter who also authored 'Triple post offense' yes MJ & Scottie were system babies
>Jackson, Phil; George Kalinsky (1970). Take It All!. New York: Macmillan. ISBN 0020291906.>Jackson, Phil; Charley Rosen (1975). Maverick: More Than a Game. Chicago: Playboy Press. ISBN 0872234398.>Jackson, Phil; Hugh Delehanty (1995). Sacred Hoops: Spiritual Lessons of a Hardwood Warrior. New York: Hyperion. ISBN 0786862068.>Jackson, Phil; Rosen, Charley (2001). More Than a Game. New York: Seven Stories Press. ISBN 9781583220603.>Jackson, Phil; Michael Arkush (2004). The Last Season: A Team in Search of Its Soul. New York: Penguin Press. ISBN 1594200351.>Jackson, Phil (2009). The Los Angeles Lakers: 50 Amazing Years in the City of Angels. San Leandro: Time Capsule Press. ISBN 978-0982324202.>Jackson, Phil (2010). Journey to the Ring: Behind the Scenes with the 2010 NBA Champion Lakers. San Leandro: Time Capsule Press. ISBN 978-0982324226.>Jackson, Phil (2013). Eleven Rings: The Soul of Success. New York: Penguin Press. ISBN 9781594205118.>Jackson, Phil; Smith, Sam (2025). Masters of the Game: A Conversational History of the NBA in 75 Legendary Players. New York: Penguin Press. ISBN 9798217060719.The mind of the enemy... Dare I gaze upon them and too go mad
>>153849979Good post
AWWW SHIIITTTTT KP IS PLAYING
Here's a controversial take /sp/, basketball is too elitist, it's too hardcore, either be a million foot 8 or hoop since birth. I wish there were more grown men to play basketball with, maybe prison is better....
>>153850053>maybe prison is better....Kevin Durant...
>>153849979I was at a pizza place and a game was on but i couldn't see it cause I have bad eyes
This take hasn't aged as bad as people once thought...
why doesn't some team sign that 360 pound 7'5" jeet from taiwan to come be a fat faggot that destroys all these small ball lineupslike the kings could bring him backnot like they're good anyway
Ynr when the knicks had 2- 7', 300 lb centers and they played them at the same time
kek
>>153847400Because players like Jokic, Giannis, and Luka were praised and elevated into conversations they didnt belong in long before deserved to be. SGA came out of nowhere and clawed his way up into those conversations, taking criticism from the mayo cult who worship Jokic and Luka, Boston fans upset that he leapfrogged Tatum, GSW fans for having the best guard season since 2016 steph and his team potentially being the next dynasty, etc etc. The guy receives Lebron-level criticism with maybe a quarter of the praise, even though he is inarguably on pace to be one of the top 5 greatest scorers basketball has ever seen.
>>153850188Canada try not to make a retarded post challenge: Apocalypse nightmare difficulty
>>153850188Truly intelligently controlled hands typed this post
>>153849969Can’t take back the fact Kyrie outplayed the reigning unanimous MVP
>taking 43 free throws seriously
You can genuinely tell Bam thinks he deserves to live kek
Worst reg season of all time?
>>153850261>>153850271>>153850317Kobesisters… we lost
>>153850317until next season
Damn... does no one care about embiid?
Ayton is a schizo lmao
>>153850385What about Chris Paul?
>>153850395No wonder this big dumb pussy thinks he's Shaq sometimes
>>153850384Harrowing thought
Beam screan
>>153843273pic related was me
>>153850448This cow is wider than me wtf
>>153850188>SGA came out of nowhere and clawed his way up into those conversationsastroturf>the league blocks a chris paul trade then allows Presti to fleece the clippers >allows Rob Hennigan to sabotage the Magicthe nba needed a 'great black hope' for babb's after Dirk, Nash, Jokic, & Luka completely dominated the league for 20 years. then you're gonna bring up LeBronzeLeBronze is for alpha blacks im talking about the other 90% of blacks, the babb's
>>153850448does every team have a resident billie cow?
>>153850478Dirk and Nash didn't dominate anything lmfao
>>153850501the RMCP are on the way to your apartment jam boy
Its friday and Im watching a game between North Texas and Tulsa
indians should stop hating on white nba players and start to root for indian nba players
>>153850539I concur
the best canadian basketballer is a woman
>>153850417When it's game 7 in the playoffs and Alejandro is out there playing center for the Lakers.
No good games today
>>153850588foot chad toby
How is Luka not the MVP? >32/8/8>3rd seed with a team that everyone predicted would be at best a play-in team>co-star missed 15+ games>third best player is a 41 years old who also missed 15+ games>starting center is a bipolar schizo
>>153850651He's two losses away from being in the play-in while Shai's team has been much more injured. Shai also leads him in every advanced stat
>the Heat is trying to turn Bam into a marketable "star" with 83 merch
>>153850520Iowa St and Arizona starts in a few minutes. Should be a barn burner.
>>153850751advanced stats aka made up bullshit
>>153850520Virginia and Miami too
>>153850753If they made a jersey with my name and the number of dicks I've taken it'd be 5 million
>>153850188>GSW fans for having the best guard season since 2016 stephthe fuck is u talmbout nigga?
>>153850753>100 loonies for a framed picture of Bam Adebayo
>>153850807i have no clue he acting like Brunson , Booker & Harden aren't real
This is a cool websitehttps://statshot.io/
>>153850870Buy an ad.
>>153850753Makes sense since Bam is their franchise player
Apologies?
>>153850878grim
>>153850478>Dirk, Nash, Jokic, & Luka completely dominated the league for 20 years.Two collective rings and 6 MVPs amongst this group, do you really want to compare that to what blacks have been winning in this league in the same time frame?
ONLY THREE HOURS UNTIL THE START OF JEWISH BASKETBALL!!!WHO ELSE IS EXCITED!?!?!?
>>153850930sure leave out the light-skins
>>153850930>do you really want to compare that to what blacks have been winning in this league in the same time frame?
>>153850973>light skin black is white now>>153850979Yes you look like that and sound like that, again do you want to make the comparison? I haven’t even bothered counting the accolades
>>153850994Uh you're Chinese
>>153850999Notice how everybody stopped talking about the NBA and started throwing personal barbs when simply asked if they wanted to compare black accomplishments in the NBA vs white, I wonder why
uh oh bawb melty
>>153851010Lmfao
>>153850841>he acting like Brunson , Booker & Harden aren't reallol youre retarded too
>>153851010Why are u so mad
>>153850930Per capita?
>>153851022Why are you an Internet race warrior until asked to compare black vs white nba accomplishments? Not even Steve Nash will say he’s better than Kobe yet here you are
>>153850994no dumbass i said sga was a great black hope for babb'slightskins aren't black or White just look at how KD points that out over & over
>>153850885WOW THE G LEAGUE <3 <3it's almost as if the only reason Jimmer played in China and this nepo-baby didn't is because Bronny's daddy is leGM
>>153850930>white players make up 13% of the league and 50% of MVPs
>>153851031Why would it be per capita? Whites have the same opportunity as blacks to enter the league they just don’t to the same accord because they’re not good enough.
>>153851032Made by Whites, dominated by Whites for the past 6 years, best rookies this year are White and the number 1 prospect with the highest ceiling is White (not counting the alien freak, he's outlier). Just like a mountain. Your CIA psyop is just about over, "They" are stopping their DEI tap. Reclaiming another sport
>dominated by Whites for the past 6 yearsring count?
>>153851046Roughly 10–12% of NBA MVP awards have been won by white players, with white winners accounting for 9 out of the 69 total MVPs(through the 2023-24 season) . So even per capita whites aren’t outpacing blacks at ANYTHING in the NBAIt must be nice to live in utter delusion about something so insignificant anyway. Most NBA MVPs/FMVPs are black, you don’t see me celebrating like I won something
>>153851032i was the 1 who brought it up go ahead make the comparison leaving light skins out all you got is LeBronze & Harden
>>153851047>Whites have the same opportunity as blacks to enter the leaguethey don't, Whites are overburdened with being all the presidents, inventors, doctors, astronauts and other important people in society so they're not all free to spend their lives playing basketball.
>>153851080Now do franchise players kwab. Even Orlando and the Heat pretend their franchise player isn't White
>>153851088>inventors, doctors, astronauts and other important people in societyThose are jews tho
>>153851086There’s literally no reason to leave light skins out aside from the fact the best players, teams and champions have been overwhelmingly black
>>153849138Indeed, which is why I will catch up on joshi puroresu instead
>>153850817whats Brooks' status atm?
Which nba player is this most likely to happen to?
>>153851169Luka
>>153851137the league filled with nepotism & cronyism like LeDiddy's son being on a roster Cole Anthony etc etc
>>153851169didnt this just happened to Luka
>>153851169Luka for sure
>>153851169bigge rapped about fucking Charles Smith's wife all ball players wives be cheating cause they know the players got a different bitch in every city
this the most bum ass logo in history. it me pissed off. i’d buy a jersey if it was wizard themed, but the retards wanted alliteration for some reason.
>>153851275you can buy the wizards mascot suit for like $300 dont know why mascot suits aren't bigger in the hood
>>153851300niggas will spend $60+ dollars for a mascot in 2K buy not get one irl clown world
>>153851300Jason hayes will beat you up if he sees you wearing one
wildes cooked here the problem with SGA is that hes talented enough to not have to flop, but he does it anyway
>>153851169My favorite story from a sport star was from soccer player Achraf Hakimi. He was 18 when he married 32 yr old Hiba Abouk. After 3 years of marriage, one day she had him arrested on rape charges. She divorced him thinking she would claim half of his $70 million net worth. She found out the hard way when it was proven in court that Achraf Hakimi wasn't worth a penny.Roughly 80% of Hakimi's wealth and assets were reportedly under his mother’s control, ensuring his wife had no claim to them. SHE GOT NOTHING HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>153851506S-Seattle... Washington?? *GULP*
>>153851080You are so mad lol
>>153851169>DNP- wife is a hoe
>>153851506the league is OK with this but Ja posting a pic with him holding a gun, which he has the right to do protected under the constitution, the league will threaten your life
Could you imagine Gianmickey going for the record with his team stat padding against him, the refs handing it to him and the opposing dogshit team never doubling or tripling him? If Bam dies I celebrate
>>153843731The sentence you're given is the maximum time you'll serve. Unless you get life without parole or you do something bad when you're inside, you won't actually serve your full sentence.
>>153851506>A Real SEATTLE NI***
>>153850753they can't even fill up the second bowl of their arena
>>153850801Dwight...
>>153851506I have quite literally never wondered what a real Seattle Ni- is like. Only things that come to mind when someone mentions Seattle is Boeing, Microsoft, Starbucks, and Frasier the TV show. Not very Ni-.
>>153850753Bam is a star player, he's the best player on the team, has played the 3rd most games as a Heat, was the 2nd best player on a finals run, and now has the 2nd highest scoring game in NBA history, He is a Heat legend and will have his number retired>inb4 MUH SHINY ROOOOOCKS!!!!!Cry.
Cooper is fumbling that ROTY lead this month
Without illegal screens and the refs I'd be working at McDonald's
>>153851815>was the 2nd best player on a finals run WHOAAAAAAMaybe Inceltic was right you people are fucking retarded schizos KEK
>>153851833
>>153851482If only Dwight Howard and every other nba player affected by marrying a fake gold-digging whore did the same thing...
>>153851842Yes this is an accomplishment, thinking it isnt is clinical lack of ball knowledge. The overwhelming majority of players are not good enough to do that and will never be good enough to do that. Very few will ever even make the finals let alone be a contributing reason for it. Cry more
>>153851790Except it's the exact opposite of this where everyone congratulated him and that record plus the recent game vs denver guaranteed him back to back MVPs
>>153851863Nigga wants "Bam" to be a thing so bad. Sorry, he's dogshit and undersized. You can expect another play-in exist this year champ, as always
Why isn't "second-best player in a finals run" on this list of accomplishments?
>>153851833you should've learned to read Lu put the fries in the bag nigga
>>153851898>IF ITS NOT ON LE WIKI/BBREF PAGE IT DONT HONKIN MATTER!!!!!!!>WHERE IS MY SPREADSHEET AND DIAMOND TESTER I NEED TO JERK IT TO NUMBERS AND SHINY ROCKS AGAIN IM COOOOOOOOOOOOOOMING!!!!!Absolutely miserable and cucked way of watching basketball
Flagg playing terribly again, 4 points on 20% shooting in his first 12 minutes.
>>153851943Kon has a really strange face. Chad bone structure but a little feminine too
>>153851877>back 2 back MVP's lol no it's Luka's you hentai weirdo
Are the Thunder the most unlikable team ever? Like there’s not a single redeeming quality.
>>153851972just because you're attracted to men doesn't mean his bone structure is effeminate
TOMORROW AT 10 AM PACIFIC TIME: JEWISH BASKETBALLNETS WILL BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF THE STUPID PHILLY SEVENTY SISTERS
>>153851898Unironically, what's more of an achievement? American "Gold Medal" or 2nd man losing the most one sided finals match in recent history? >>153851934>Absolutely miserable and cucked way of watching basketballIf you don't like my 40 free throws against the Washington wizards on Tuesday in March you just can't hecken enjoy basketball chud!!!!
>>153851994KG celtics gotta be in that conversation
Just saw the fattest, most retarded kid on the sidewalk throw his empty cup and miss the trash can right after yelling "BAM!". Bless his heart
>>153851994
>>153852029Why didnt anyone else in the history of the NBA get 40 free throws against the wizards underage ausoid cuckold
>>153852171Because no other team stopped playing defense and started intentionally fouling to get him the ball more
>>153851128>Even Orlando and the Heat pretend their franchise player isn't Whitebecause......they aren't?unless we're talking current but even then bam is more of a franchise guy than herro and the magic genuinely don't have one, franz and paolo are both #2 guys who refuse to be the head honcho
Anyone going to Jaylen Brown twitch livestream tonight? He might tell us who really invented basketball.
>Mavs fans turning on Pooper after his Linsainty run is overKeeeeek
I dont even care that Bam shot all those FTs. It was his teammates intentionally fouling up 20 with 1min left. That was so fucking retarded.
>>153852565You've never played team sports have you
>being inferior to CBBShit league.
>>153852578You’ve never watch basketball, have you
>>153851482You left out the best part. He ended up getting half of all of her assets, since he legally had nothing of his own
>>153852762Thats a no then
Are the Pelicans good now?
>>153852922It's the final stretch of the tanking race so the Pelicans should pick up a few wins.
flagg is so fucking good
>Tari Eason at SGWhy did Ime Udoka start a player who can't dribble, pass, or shoot at shooting guard?
>>153852973because fuck Wh*te Bois
>>153852973Because Udoka fucking sucks bro. He just sits on the bench like he is Phil Jackson but forgets that Phil had MJ and Kobe on the team and not Sengooner
SKREEEEEOOOOOOONNNNKKKKKKKK
Kingram
nembhard really went 3/14 just to screw me out of money
Why is Jalen Green taking 26 shots in a game?
my wolves are playing the warriors tonight for a chance to avoid the play-inlet's go wolves. it looks like the rapties are saving the wolves bacon with this late comeback against the suns
>LEMON PEPPER WINGS>uhh...lemon pepper wings flats only for Blakelook what they need to mimic a fraction of our power
KD Dickerson gonna lose to the Pels
Remember when Derrick Queen was the next jokic?
>Jaylen on Twitch: the blame and criticism should be on the Wizards don't bully my Wizzies like that
>>153853424Why didn't he score 83 on the Wizards then
>tied with the smellicans
Rockets.....
>another warriors national tv game
>trailing the smellicans
>Durcant
Reed is retarded
Dawg what the fuck??? I cannot believe how insane Dejounte Murray has been lately coming back from an achilles what the fuck I just learned like a couple of days ago that he came back from an achilles and nobody is hyping it up as a success story.I dont care about the narratives much, but the Pelicans have legit been semi competetive ever since he became a starter, do I have to keep an eye on him?
GetoffMyDickerson is gonna have a lot to say about Durant's team
udoka needs to give up on eason already and let shep start.
udoka needs to get ejected by having a meltie from losing to this shit team
LOL
>2 for 11>2 for 12>5 for 14>3 for 9Dejounte cant win with these cats
>no SenGOD>trailing the shit-licans shame
pretty weird how all these teams that are tanking keep having comically awful turnovers in the last 30 seconds of close games
rlly pelicants?
That was five seconds
KD DA GOAT
My Rockets are back
Zion, as a Rocket bro, thank you for being a retarded fat fuck
Why is 97 year old al horford wasting his time playing on the warriors
>>153854156he thought they were going to win a ring kek
I wish we were better but I can live with being "pretty good" against the spread.
>>153854174He would unironically have been a better signing on the nuggets than val. Seen him get really hot on 3 and defend well both of which the slav cannot do
Tingus cooking these wolves
>>153853143Yeah Phil was more of an 'aura' players coach who didn't really do anything.
JB called dort out on stream
i love my clips
What a godawful night for national basketball. To back to back blowouts featuring one good playoff team and one shitty teams
What did anyone ever see in dillingham That boy is cheeks
How anyone can watch the NBA after that Bam shit is beyond me.
>>153855078It was kino, you hate sports
why is garland not playing
>>153855090>It was kinoSo the opposing team laying down is kino?
>>153855120>the lay down in question
>>153855078Based. There's a whole thread >>153779330 dedicated to hating this trash league
>>153855161>>the lay down in questionThey layed down to get him to 83. He took 43 fucking free throws.
>>153855120isnt it funny how anyone who disses bams game clearly didnt watch the game. youre a leftie
>>153855090Nothing kino about that shit retard. The most unethical and disgusting shit I've seen in a NBA game. It will forever have an asterisk. Now the rest of Bam's life, all anyone will talk about is his 83* not being legitimate (just like NBA)
>>153855178>isnt it funny how anyone who disses bams game clearly didnt watch the game.You didn't watch.> youre a leftieSays the leaf
>>153855178We all saw the video retard. There's no defending that shit. If he accepted that he was stuck at 75 and didn't resort to those disgusting tactics, nobody would care and actually applaud it. Instead it is rightfully getting the backlash that it deserves. 83* forever
>>153855120They triple teamed him retard. He was just too strong>>153855191He got the points, wizards couldn't stop him. You should look up Wilts 100 point game
>>153855272>They triple teamed him retard. He was just too strongThey were FOULING HIM so he could he FREE THROWS!!!!!
>>153855272You can cry on the internet all you want Bam, you'll always have an asterisk. Nobody respects that shit
>>153855296>They were fouling him so he could get free throwsLmao what. You think the wizards wanted 84 points on their head? They were fouling him because they are a shit team, but they were trying to stop him at all costs, even intentionally fouling his teammates so Bam wouldn't shoot
My rapshits
>>153855380>Lmao what. You think the wizards wanted 84 points on their head?Then why did he get to shoot 43 fucking frees? You don't get to that point unless there is intentional fouling involved.
>>153855425holy shit watch the highlights. They were playing defense and kept fouling him because they are ass and he is too strong. They weren't intentional, that doesn't even make sense
>>153855476>They were playing defense and kept fouling him because they are ass and he is too strong. They weren't intentional, that doesn't even make senseNo way. They kept fouling him instead of playing defense.
if bam's 83 was fraudulent then gayson gaytum will put up 100 vs the wizards tomorrowif he doesn't then it was legit
>>153855380>>153855476>>153855525I'm with >>153855380 you people are retarded. They were purposely fouling and if you can't see that you are the most retarded posters in this general
>>153855574Why does it rest on tatums shoulders?
>>153855314Didn’t Michael Jordan congratulate Bam?
>>153855594Don’t ask the weapschizo to justify any criticism of Tatum
>>153855595All he said was "Congratulations". You know who didn't reach out to Bam on his 83* game? Kobe. That's all I need to know
I hope Bam dies full seriousness
Bam is that guy. He's just held back
>>153855768Held back by being small and shit sure
>>153855761>I'll give you 10 to 1 odds
Kobefans, y’all still mad?
>>153855842>Needed Rondo to bus drive to win him a titlekek
>Clippers going bar for bar with the Bulce who are on a back to back on the roadDon't @me about the clipshits being contenders again
>>153855854>Needed a superteam to win 2/3 of his ringsKWAB
>>153855859Nigga this is a millennial board so write in English. Go back to Tiktok with that cringe ebonics shit
>Nobody will speak about Kawhis impact minus Garland after everybody was acting as if he single handedly willed the Clippers to an above 500 record due to a 40 point game>Nobody will talk about how he lost all 4 games against competetive non injured playoff teams without garland >Nobody will talk about the fact that he only beat competetive playoff teams not injured (Rockets exception) recently with Garland>Nobody remembers the fact that when Kawhi came back earlier in the season with Harden, that they actually restarted a recently broken losing streakI have absolutely nothing against Kawhi as a person, seems like a genuinely chill dude, but the amount of retards pretending as if he "willed the team to winning" or "backpacked the team" and that he should win MVP or be top 3 in contention because of that is ridiculous.This is a classic case of the player playing with a better team that retards' preconceptions allowed them to believe, with understated players playing the needed roles properly. But because most of those ancillary players arent offensively inclined, the Star scorer gets all the credit.Ironically same thing happened with the Celtics. But because nobody has been watching the clippers closely, and nobody understands how they turned things around, nobody will look at the fact that Harden was having a horribly inefficient season, at LA and was a turnover machine, who would constantly take bad shots late into the shot clock, because "omg le 25!" and nobody will look at the fact that the losing streak continued even with kawhi back, and then started again even while he had 6 games to get rid of any rust.I'm waiting and hoping thinking basketball will do a video to save me from these retarded narratives
>>153855594the face of the league should be able to outscore a scrub
>>153855161this is what retards think is not intentional fouling btw kek
Magic Johnson the faggot with AIDs has always sabotaged White Lakers players as soon as he landed there as a player btw. One of the most unspoken about pieces of shit in sports history.
>>153856130quit pushing boston propaganda
Giddey can't win with these cats
>>153856130Explain to me how he sabotaged Kurt Rambis the current Vice President of the Lakers?
>>153856137The competition is too old for him
>>153856160he fucked a 16 year old as a 19 year old. That's illegal in california what a sick fuck
>>153856160Virgin nerds hating on a nigga getting pussy is always funny to me
>>153856146rambis would slap the fuck out of that faggot if he tried
>>153856187Incel nerd telling chads they get no pussy will never not be funny to me
>>153856201>n-nno uWith all that banter im surprised you're still a basement dwelling burger flipper gekeg
pete lying in wait rn
>>153856146i think rambis' wife is best friends with jeannie lel
>>153856244petefag is the most pathetic person in the history of this website
>>153856244GO PETE GO
how ass will the next OP be
>>153856277>77>flagfascinating
RECYLE>>153843374>>153843374>>153843374
new thread. not early. not pete. you're welcome.>>153856371
>>153856384There was already a thread retard
>>153856406yeah you want people to use your early ass luka shit thread I get it
these niggas just ignore that canadian wall of text nigga kek its hilarious
