>Lap:#8377>Countdown to THE 天安门广场残杀 OF F1:https://f1exposure.com>Previous thread:>>153844089>/f1/ Essentials:https://pastebin.com/tZ67Gcuq >24/7 stream of the F1 Reviews from 1990-2009 (and possibly more F1-related content in the future):https://angelthump.com/gimi>Lewis Hamilton Grands Prix with Ferrari without scoring a podium:25>Toyota Gazoo Racing Haas F1 Team powered by Ferrari Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:216>Fernando Alonso Grands Prix since last win:226 (225 starts)>2026 WDC Standings:RUS: 25ANT: 18LEC: 15HAM: 12NOR: 10>2026 WCC Standings:Mercedes: 43Ferrari: 27McLaren Mercedes: 10Red Bull Racing Red Bull Ford: 8Haas Ferrari: 6>2026 WEC Standings:PIA: 74.12LAW: 62.35COL: 57.65>News:Sprint qualifying: RUS ANT NOR HAM PIA LEC GAS VER BEA HADRussell takes dominant Chinese GP sprint poleOscar Piastri: Mercedes superiority at F1 Chinese GP is "pretty impressive"Kimi Antonelli escapes F1 Chinese GP sprint grid penaltyMax Verstappen lost “massive time in corners” in Red Bull F1 qualifying “disaster”Williams is emerging as one of the “biggest disappointments”, according to Jolyon PalmerLewis Hamilton makes Ferrari demand to reduce F1 deficit to Mercedes
Dead Sport. I rather jerk off to slops
>>153845974why do i get the feeling she wants to fuck me bros
Alba Armpits
>>153845994Why does she shave them though?
Haven't watched Formula 1 since 2010, how many world championships did Alonso win with Ferrari?
gimi
>>153846001its not shaved, she hasn't developed body hair yet.
alba is a boy, i dont want to see it here
queen of /f1/
>>153845969Mmmm yes come to daddy.
Being a Spanish F1 fan has never been as painful as now. >>1538460040, he was very close to make it in 2010 and 2012 despite not having the best car, but luck was not on his side as usual.
death to m*rcedes as always
>>153846021Not anywhere on her body?
>George Carbabbell
>>153846021Come on, anon. She isn't 10. She's 17 years, 11 months and 30 days.
>>153845956- I HATE SENNA- I HATE SCHUMACHER- I HATE VETTEL- I HATE HAMILTON- I HATE NORRIS- I HATE RUSSELL < ---- You are here- I HATE KIMI- I HATE UGOCHUCKWU
fixin' to blow it up
DW BROS... MERCEDES WILL GET NERFED IN AUGUST XD
>>153846088Only Brits ever hated Schumacher or Vettel.
Does Tommy Hilfiger make bikinis and lingerie for women? This is F1-related because Tommy Hilfiger is a sponsor in Formula 1.
>>153846088>indopedo thinks we will end up watching basketball
lawrence stroll used to own tommy hilfiger
>>153846118
DEATH TO MERCEDES
>>153846039>>153845969man hands
>>153846123just an investor i believe
>goblino had to delete every single pic where he wears watch that's not richard faggotlmao
Zisa Domnului catre ucenicii sai...Porunca noua dau voua...Domnului sa ne rugam pentru mila, viata, pacea, sanatatea, mantuirea, cercetarea, lasarea si iertarea pacatelor robilor lui Dumnezeu. Inchinatori, miluitori si binefacatori ai sfantului lacasului acestuia.
Alba Larsen is the next female F1 driver. She will partner Colton Herta at Cadillac.
my caddies :(
>>153846227Better handjobs
>>153846249Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet to you too, anon.
>FOM are not manipulating the onboards to hide clipping. There is a telemetry glitch that appears to be impacting the Mercedes PU's only.100% legal car btw, just like last year's McLaren.
>>153846246Why?
>>153846286
>>153846287stop noticing anon
>>153846290because of his contract with them
Merc customer teams slowly understanding the power unit and slowly becoming quicker than other works teams.Not an 'engine' formula though.
>doohan died for this
Spack Poohan
>Ferrari finally have a decent car>Hamilton gets kicked out to make way for VerstappenThe Anglo meltdown is the only reason I will keep watching.
>>153846249TAKE MY SOUL SOPHIA
>>153846321Oh, i miss read that, i understood that he had to delete all the pics in which he was wearing that watch
>>153846327
>>153846389suit up
>>153846394>when you clip but she still suc
>>153846407>actually Anon, it's for MY penis
IT'S OVER
>>153846407she unwraps christmas presents with her teeth while maintaining intense eye contact with santa
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/41183712
When is the sprint anyway? If its at the asscrack of dawn im not trying to wake up again and catch it livetotal death to liberty media
>>153846443when did we start counting generals?
>>1538464454am i thinkfuck that
>>153845956FraudStappen exposed!How is he a 4 time champion?fraudstappen has never won a WDC on meritfraudstappen is NOT and NEVER will be a genuine WDC> 2021 - WDC was handed to him by a racist FIA> 2022 - WDC was won using 'pay-to-win'> 2023 - WDC was won using an over-engineered car to compensate for his retarded driving> 2024 - WDC was won by cheating and bullying with the FIA looking the other wayI Only want to see British drivers winning. Not swamp people!
>>153846407>implying she would ever
>>153846458jesus christ. then whens the fucking race and qualifying? I already stayed up until 5am last week im not doing that again
>>153846445>>153846458>>153846479there is a website you know
now the question is did I watch fp
>>153846490you could have just told me whens it happening instead of this bullshit, im trying to make conersation here
Ferrari fans don't even try to defend the team anymore they just look at you like this
>>153846490wtf im not going on the internet>>153846479aussie gp was fine for going back to bed after. 8am is too late
>>153846510i can fix her
>>153846508Sprint: 14hs 50minQuali: 18hs 50minRace: 1day 18hs 50minIt's easier if you just check for yourself at https://lightsouts.com/formula-1
>>153846508That guy's always angry, pay him no mind
current state of Formula 1
>>153846547>mfw so many "overtakes"
>>153846287I don't understand this graph... how come some cars "plateau" and maintain constant speed after the battery runs out (merc, mclaren, alpeen) while others just progressively keep slowing down (rb, ferrari)? don't they have enough engine power to keep their speed at the straight? wtf is going on this year?
>>153846547That's milk. Express was a dairy, not a semen distribution company.
>>153846550That's semen.
another British World Champion
>>153846554They say it's a telemetry glitch.
>>153846588got it, thanks, of course it is
>1.25 races made>Everybody already know who will be WCC and WDC
>russell on the straight during sprint quali>km/h stays at 325 even though you can clearly hear the clipping>only when he hits the brakes, the km/h rapidly decreases, but only after a short delayBroadcast bug or broadcast sabotage. Call it.Here is the whole thing with audio so you can really hear what I mean: https://youtu.be/-LnHUI4DxRs?si=SgM41kdf3BZqrQYf&t=240
who wins the SPEED MASTER award?
>>153846612>only when he hits the brakes, the km/h rapidly decreasesnah, they just don't show decreaseit goes from to 325 to instant 250
>>153846615So gay. Too bad Max killed the fastest lap bonus.
>>153846619yeah sorry that's what i meant
think it was lindblyad who had an uncut run down the back straight and he dropped 35-40kmh during "super clipping". q2 iirc
>>153846612just a glitch, trust the plan
>>153846612>>153846619>stop nooticing!
AMX will leave F1 and save GT racing in the same way Jesus descended to hell and beat satan to cleanse our sins.
Digits for a RUS HAM NOR pileup at t1
>>153846660digits for a fatal mid-field rear ending giga crash at the start because of lack of turbo/battery
This season is shit, wake me up when 2027 hits
/f1/ and digits
>>153846612>FIA being totally destroyed in the commentsfinally something good happening
>>153846683>FIA response"If only we could be gayer then everyone would like us"
You guys just wanted one race till June, right?
>>153846702Yeah
>>153846698I think this time they are feeling the heat more than any years, so who know..
>>153846702yeah, less f1 "racing" to sit through before the nurburgring 24h
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>>153846249
>>153846634>35-40kmhsee >>153846643 russell is at 250kmh when he hits the brakes and the display catches up.so they are actually dropping nearly 90kmh from 335+
>>153846088KEK
>>153846726TAKE MY SOUL SOPHIA
>>153846702cancel miami for being in a war country, canada for being shit, monaco for being gigashit and borecelona für being ultrashit>super clipping in Austria, on a track with >70% full throttlecancel that one too, just to be sure
>>153846612you can hear the pitch drop while the speed says the same, it's not a big mystery
>>153846508calm down>>153846543no u
>>153846741Monza is going to be an absolute nightmare. A sad, pathetic, horrible nightmare.
>>153846730not really, he hit the brake a bit before that, so that's already -30/40kmh before the speedometer get updated, I suppose he was at 280/290kmh before braking.
>>153846535anon, we have a website linked in the op with this info
So Hamilton is back now? Or just another fluke.
>>153846702yes. fewer races for cheatcedes to win with their illegal engine before the rule change
>>153846766just like he was back last year when we got the spring pole/win
>>153846554because there's>a telemetry glitch that appears to be impacting the Mercedes PU's onlyanonit's also what you see happen on the onboards
couldnt watchis it true that they intentionally froze the telemetry during clipping so it didntt show the speed drop?cant find the timestamp from the highlights vid
>>153846772I guess we know after the sunday race.
>>153846773which beg the question what is truly happening here, such a coincidence that this happen only now and only for MERC engines...
>>153846463Fantastic post
what happens if AMX decides to quit F1 this weekend?
>>153846750Unless one of the Ferrari wins (they won't) I can see the crowd booing during the entire prize ceremony.
>>153846782Why would a single race change the last 2 seasons?
>>153846543Spoonfeeding is pretty degenerate, he should be mad!
>>153846784the onboards are fake news anyway mostly and i think because the clipping starts at 250kmh ends at 325 they just configured the speed graph envelope wrong, so instead of linear they set it to hold.
>>153846797Read >>153846766 again and think.
>>153846792
>>153846792F1's coffin becomes more nail than wood
>Everybody already calls RB dead>Hadjar was P3 in Melbourne and Max probably would have been the fastest driver on track if not for going through traffic.
Niggas commenting that battery management doesn't take skill be feeling like niggas saying photography don't take skill.
Is this gonna be the worst F1 season of all time? Certainly up there...
>>153846802I don't think it's that, I think there is maybe something going on at that speed (too much vibration/rpm?) that just nuked the sensor, and if so, I hope the FIA investigate
>>153846808>his last act as an f1 pilotilolololololololololololololololol
>>153846816its just a setup issue, and before the Sprint Quali, Mekies said that they were focused only on the normal development path for the weekend (in a way to say that they won't comprised their testing to prepare for the quali), so they were already aware of the possible final result
The amount of hate I feel for russell is unmeasurable
>>153846836Russell is one of the best stories in F1.Shit car for years, then finally goes to a top team and that team ends up being worse, and after all the years of hardship finally gets to win.
>>153846818It takes skill, but not the one that's interesting to watch.
>>153846836he looks paki compared to migg
i'm praying f1 viewership absolutely craters this season
>>153846702Alhamdulillah, Iran
>>153846807Idk, i think my poat is correct
>>153846797good poat
>>153846852Looks like it, now in china and japan i hope that the people stay asleep, fuck f1, we have to kill them
>>153845956>Dutch Lando Norris qualifying worse than Peter Gasthejews in an AlpineKWAB. And somehow Maxtrannies keep successfully manipulating goycattles into believing xeir idol is better than Sebastian Vettel GEEEEEG
>>153846826bazed
>>153846862Thanks
>>153846845Explain this very scientific infographic then.
>>153846857Based on what? Hamilton looked the faster toward the end in Melbourne, and now he looks the faster car again.
medshitters really acting like they weren't getting btfo under the old regulations
>>153846864Anon, I think they probably have figured timezones out when evaluating viewership numbers.
Honda bros can't catch a break
>>153846875Nah, charles was faster in australia and yeah, he outqualified charles in sprint qualy, that still doesnt change the last 2 seasons nor the trend
>>153846836all e*glish drivers. not just narb
>>153846878What do you mean? Did they change the hours? I recall in 24 how here it had less viewership than in 23 because both alo is more popular than carlos and because it was 1 hour earlierBut if they dont change the hours, i hope for a smaller viewership this season
I wasn't here in 2023 but I can imagine the threads being very happy instead of doom and gloom because Russell is going to win every race instead of Max.
>>153846886Not really, hamilfag is just pathetic I don't have any hate towards him, Goblino is completely irrelevant, Bearman is still ok for now and Lindbland is bland
>>153846886Surely not our kid Arvid
>>153846463Verfrauden btfo!
if Liberty Media jews don't tell the fia they can't sell a product as shit as the one they are delivering Alpiss will be the 5th fastest car by Barcelona
>>153846904you really want to claim him?
>>153846898Guess I read your post wrong. I meant that they do not expect as many people in their main market to watch at 4 am compared to 8 pm, which doesn't really go against anything you're saying. New regulation hype/controversy might boost viewership anyway, though. A bit early for normalfags to give up.
>>153846911100% Anglo-Saxon stock, I won't hear otherwise
>>153846826He really shouldn't have said anything and crashed into Lando.
Verstappen in his hamilton 2022-2025 era.
>>153846832you'd think after all these years they would've learned not to make a car that's a nightmare to set up
>>153846915Rakesh Bhatia of Bowes Nook, Bradford, the Anglo-Saxon
>>153846917b-but he is the autist racing messiah that can win in any car, amirite?
>>153846912No yeah, that i know, i was always thinking about comparing the viewers to previous seasons, not to other races in better hoursWhat you say about normies not giving up yet, yeah might be, i give them 8 races, well maybe the iran brake helps us a bit and make them lose interest
Max needs at least one car 2-3 tenths slower than the fastest carIs one of the only 2 drivers that doesnt need the fastest car to win
>>153846917>>153846928He will
>>153845956It's up.https://youtu.be/Yygw7h5Dx80?si=XBK8nF_zWlcHRdkX
>>153846901>it is more interesting to watch the best driver annihilate the grid when he has the best car, instead of a good driver in an utterly dominant carNo shit
>>153846943russell is nearly as good as verstappen, antonelli is a better driver than poorez.so how come you don't enjoy watching him trash the field???
>>153846943>no xisters! you see, MY kind of semen-slurping is better than YOUR kind because... it just is!
>>153846958russell was evenly matched with the guy who got 23-1'd by lecuck, bro
are you surprise that cadillac are so slow? I amI thought they would b no more than 2s off the pace, not 3,5 to 4s
>>153846946Hijo puta
>>153846971Maybe if they werent cheating
post your favorite white driver. I'll start
>>153846983https://x.com/RadioGenoa/status/2032135461422932003
welcome back Hispania/Catherham/Marussia
>>153846971tbf that's only three seconds off everyone except mercedes.
EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP IM ABOUT TO WATCH SPRINT QUALI silence.
>>153846993Tru tru
>>153847017*rips big fart in your direction*
>>153846998Jajajaj thats so funny, but hispanis is better than aston
>>153847017GR63 P1, Antonelli P2, picrel P3. Verstappen +1.7s behind P1 at P8, don't even bother it's over
>>153847017>watching another episode of MWLfor what purpose
>>153846998>ceterhamis Bottas the new Kovalainen?
A British Gentleman Wins Lol..
>>153846990
>>153847065Thanks, Ford.
>>153846881kek
>>153847065>alpine is faster out of all turns but 14/15/16
luis was abbbbsolutly perfect
>>153847096This guy is my enemy
max vestapen i have to admit...i am completely and UTTERLY at loss
>>153847096Jajaja luis
>>153847065
>>153846760I find lightsouts much more efficient
Spookiest photo of George I've ever seen. Disgusting even
>>153846792Hopefully the kekkiest of happenings on their stocks.Unironically they're asking for their shitty business to crash and burn with these regs.
>Mercedes 0.6s fasterIs the season done?
>>153846792He'll go down in history as just another carbabby who won a few championships by being in the right car at the right time.
>>153846993Catchy!
>>153847181>joint most wdc while not winning wcc
>>153847181ahem, 2021 and 2024and frankly 2025 mogs both even though he didn't win the title
>>153846612They have stopped the HUD on purpose, or something have glitched and frozen the monitoring systemsEither way, FIAMG/L*berty are the in apex of shameless and empty meme spectacle
>>153846769>thinking the rule change will do anythingNew test doesn't nearly run the engine hot enough for it to make a difference
>>153847181Can you name a driver that won more WDCs without having won the WCC for your carbaby statistic? And do carbabies usually break so many records?
>>153847233>2021 and 20242021 is the biggest ************* in the history of the sport.2024 he had the best car 3/4 of the season and held on to his lead.
>>153847275>2021 is the biggest ************* in the history of the sport.Yeah, had the stewards actually applied the rules Max would have won the title before the last race. Oh wait, you mean the one time when somebody else got fucked over.
>>153847272Previously the top teams would always aim to have two top drivers in their team. With Red Bull they kept around a washed paypig for the extra sponsorship dollars. Hardly comparable.
>>153847275>2021 is the biggest ************* in the history of the sportit really is, AD21 should've been entirely inconsequential because the neguinho never should've been in contention for anything at that point, except for maybe the biggest fraud in f1 history (a title which is now firmly his btw)
Aston Martin is already way ahead of Cadillac and close to Williams
>>153847319but can they do a full race lol
>>153847285>Yeah, had the stewards actually applied the rules Max would have won the title before the last raceWhat race are we talking here?
Hong Derp engine status?
>>153846556Yes Nigel, that was the joke.
>"albert park is just one type of track, you have to wait until shanghai to make a proper judgment of the new regs"
>>153847363Could be a drug smuggler for all you know. New regs could be dope.
>>153846922at this point I wonder if MAX is the reason why they tinker so much with the setupcan't really blame him though, after all, he is the one that find those extra pace needed to win the championship
If AMX bails out now (can't see it happen during mid season, it's gonna be earlier at this point), who will replace him?Will they promote Lawson again or will they bring TSUUUUU back?
>>153847337Can Cadillac with two cars?
#3 will never complete a full season. It's cursed.
>here's how Max can still win this season>so early in the season>noooo, Ferrari has a good car, they are only 30 seconds behind nazicedesall my fucking keksDEAD SPORT, leldeath to F1
he is not going anywhere, keep dreaming
>good thingeveryone calls mercedes as cheaters >bad thingonly because golden calf is not racing for themand it doesnt affect opinion about 2013-2021 period of cheating by merc
They should have robot grid girls if they're so obsessed with fucking batteries.
>>153847467poseur, humbug
This season is going to be an unwatchable one but the silver lining is that El Negro de Mierda is missing out on his free 8th title
>>153847166>FWONKLike the sound of my fartsUnfortunate I just shat for today, I have no gas remaining, or else I'd vocaroo them and post heregimi
>0.6s on the next fastest car again....does indy have an international stream offering?
>>153847593>PWL
>f1 academy They still bother with that shit?
>>153847649Yes. F1 academy is the most discussed feeder series here
>>153846941>an entire year of narb glazeno thank you
>>153847164he went too far
>>153847593yes
>>153847649f1a will be a lot more entertaining than f1 this season
>>153847340The penalty for crashing your opponent out of the race (silverstone) is a black flag. But that doesn't even matter, either way kwabmilton gets a 10 second penalty for cutting the track in abu dhabi, which puts him outside the points with or without safety car.
>>153847674I think the main reason I despise every British driver is because I have to listen to the Brit commentators squeal over them every single race they win.
>>153847728it was last season too>that fustercluck of a race in montrealstill gets a laff from i
>>153847104>drives a shitbox like it deserves>"what has happened here?"One day Wache will pay for his crimes, should have been sacked years ago
you're not ready to accept Hamilton's good guy arc, he will be Vettel 2.0
>>153847801he’s been at ferrari for two years now, but it still doesn’t feel like he’s really a ferrari driver. He’s more like another sticker on the car, here today, gone tomorrow.
good afternoon, I hate mercedes
>>153847801Is he going to start yammering on about bees
tree, bee and Vettee
>>153847801hamilton is literally complete and utter shit, bro
>>153847744Silverstone was entirely Verstappen's fault.Hamilton was along side and had the inside line, Verstappen then turned in on him and clipped wheels. Hamilton left him plenty of space on the outside.Ultimately, Hamilton got a penalty for it because Verstappen wrecked himself and it would've looked bad, but make no mistake it was Verstappen who caused it.If memory serves, later on in the race there was an overtake at the same spot (Hamilton vs Norris?) which went fine as Norris isn't a retard.Meanwhile, AMX should've at least got a 10 second stop and go for that shit in Brazil.
I hate timeloops so much it's unreal.
>>153847832now we can repost all the pics from 10 years ago again
>>153847842wasps. he is a black cunt after all and wasps are the black cunts of apocrita
i sort of expected more pace out of rb after last weekis it just that the other merc teams are figuring out their engines or has redbull fucked something up somehowneither explain vcarb falling off so hard though, lindblad was outqualied by both audis and was less than three tenths off sainz and lawson didn't do much better
all this happened because you were distracted with mclel for the past year and a half when you should've kept posting "death to mercedes"
>>153847900>>153846836
>>153845956>Lewis Hamilton makes Ferrari demand to reduce F1 deficit to MercedesWhy is this considered news?Isn't "make the car faster" the non Aston Martin way of doing things in F1?
>>153847880
Yup, Hamilton is completely and utterly the GOAT.
>>153847877Nooo you can't say that without a UK flag!
>>153847945he has a uk flag though?it's just small and surrounded by fairy dust
>>153847933that one never stopped being relevant
>>153847900Do those fags have to be this slimy? Can't the just be regular assholes now that they have the fastest car?
>>153847967how about this one?
>>153847988the day guatemala won
>>153847988>4.44K E KEK
>>153847801If you've grown to like Russell but still hate Hamilton, you're probably just racist. If you hate Russell but have grown to like Hamilton, you truly hate the idea of Lewis Hamilton more than the man himself.
i have decided to like all drivers on the gridi thought doing so would make me enjoy the races because i would be happy for jorjinstead i am just sad for everyone else
I am a PURE RACIST. i hate narb, the back cunt, goblando, cub boy and the jeet
verstappen keeps crying about the car being undrivable but hadjar is keeping up with himi wonder how long it'll take until red bull "fixes" the car again so that verstappen is in the front again but hadjar mysteriously turns into another yuki/checo/lawson from that point onward
>>153847988>Be me>Arrive on this general because of Bossberg retirment>See this 10 days laterI think it was that that made me stay
>>153847801Vettel was far better tho
>>153848042>hadjar is keeping up with himlollmao even
>>153847801Vettel's good guy arc was the most pathetic thing
>>153848072Vettel's good guy arc was 2015- British GP 2018
>>153848042>hadjar is keeping up with himhe was literally half a second behind, same as poorez and alboff
>>153848042red bull is a symbolic name; red for blood, bull for marduk. "red bull gives you wings" references marduk's servant, mušḫuššu, the dragon. marduk, with his dominion over magic, grants his servants "wings," but for power granted a price must be paid. that's why red bull is most successful when killing their second driver.
>>153848089Noted.
>>153847801Hamilton is my side oshi after Piastri, thougheverbeit.
>>153848110big if true
>>153848042great post, abdul
>>153847801Vettel objectively is a better driver than Hamilton
>>153848144most people are
>>153848159How about me?
>>153848164can you drive a manual?
>>153848166Yep.
>>153848124Doing allat in a slower Ferrari against Mercsatan rocketship. Meanwhile Verestrogen without ground effect was getting bitched by Norris last race
>1+ year of listening to doomer boomers whine about the battery who already forgot DRS trains and not being able to overtake unless 3+ sec faster until they finally quit and go watch pro bingosigh........
>>153848175how is the weather there in helsinki ? it is cold here today friend .
Breaking news
>>153848194>24 - 2 races>22 - 2 racersamazing
>cancel two races>use that now free month to have the teams re tune their engines to try and offset these dog shit regulations
>>153848194Two cancelations isn't enough
>>153848194Oh no. I hope Abu Dhabi doesn't get canceled either. And I absolutely, positively hope Iran never discover our secret THAAD deployment sites that lie within these red lines.
>>153848194on one hand - pussieson other hand - DEUS VULT
>>153848194already discussed >>153846702
>>153848238Man, I didn't even think of how shit bakus going to be with these shitty regs. 70% of the main straight is going to be clipping for regen.
I don't mind max becoming irrelevant in results as long as another based guy that won't mince his words takes his place, but that won't happen.
>>153847801he will be white?!
>>153848171
not having fun with f1 anymorenot sure if this season is shit or if it's because he broke my heart maybe it's a mixf1 kinda sucks right now can they fix it this season? what's (you)r opinion?
>>153847801>Pronto, Lewis?
>>153848324acabou
>Mercedes already won>George already won>everyone hates the new cars>two races just cancelled>barely any racing until JuneYeah this season sucks my assholes
>>153848358on the brightside it could be worse
>>153848362how
new edd just droppedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-4S0YucqW8
>>153848369you'll find out next season when you see russel win 24 races instead of 22
>I wish Abu Dhabi wasn’t the closing race of the season. It’s so soulless.>rabbi paw curls a finger>Las Vegas is the season finale!
>>153848324yeah things definitely aren't looking good for medshitters
>>153848369you could get hit by a bus tomorrow
>>153847878Yeah you already told us tomorrow.
>>153846836Last year>The amount of hate I feel for Russell is unmeasurableNext year>The amount of hate I feel for Antonelli is unmeasurableNext year>The amount of hate I feel for Ugochuckwu is unmeasurableNext year>The amount of hate I feel for Intraphuvasak is unmeasurable
>>153848468
>>153847173Done for the next 5 years. Expect 2023 Red Bull season from 2026 to 2031
>>153848480so long as they all drive for mercedes, then yes
so middle east races are cancelled or whatimagine if f1 was a real sport that could just move venues. like, theres a whole ass hockenheimring ready to go. hell, just do a repeat race somewhere.
>>153848399>rabbi paw
>barrage of drones and missiles make FOM cancel a raceHow do we get Algeria, Italy and/or France to attack Monaco for a month?Asking for a friend (in Minecraft).
Really dont want to watch Sprint. If i miss the sprint due to oversleeping, so be it
Do people who bought race tickets and plane tickets and hotel rooms get fully refunded?
>>153848546This but the entire season
>>153848462how exactly is that worse?
>>153848548lol
>>153848550You'd go to hell where you'd be forced to rewatch the 2020 season forever.
>>153848548
>>153848571that's probably happening regardless if the bus comes tomorrow or in 50 years
>>153848594Well you have 50 years to repent and avoid eternal punishment.
>>153848394
alice is going viral on twitter and forchan and so >>>/tv/218498929
>>153847877You’re not helping the case that F1 fans don’t know jack shit about actual racing. Genuinely one of the dumbest posts I’ve ever seen here.
>>153848276If Max becomes irrelevant, F1 becomes irrelevant. He’s the only one who makes this terrible sport watchable.
>>153848548You now remember spa 2021 where everyone got robbed
oh no goym starts noticing
>>153848664already cancelled my sub. will see how it goes after summer when the supposed merc engine trick gets nerfed. russel will already be champion by then but maybe we'll see some racing at least. until then fuck F1 and fuck /f1/
if you say clipping aka recharging is bad and makes car slower, then why no team choose to drive faster by not doing it?
>>153848730should i tell you?
>>153848737yes, please
>>153848749the ice only delivers half the total power you can useif you charge the battery you'll go faster with electric energy deploymentbe clever and optimise this charging and deployment and you'll go as fast as possible which will be significantly faster than only using the ice
>>153845956
>>153848194Orange man pls invade Monaco
just put in 2 engines so you get 100% of your power from the ICEproblem solved
>>153848777turbotwingenot jan de rooygod
>>153848777judges kept issuing injunctions saying they couldn't deploy ICE
>>153848698>fuck /f1/what he say fuck me for? stefano's the one that fucked your sport.
>>153848550you end up like schumi and your family tells the care home to turn on f1 because you like it
>>153848832yeah okay that's massively grimi
lol
>>153848876who cares about rules, rules are outdated, only thing that matter is sponsor logotypes exposure during the race
>>153848876So glad that FIA spent years waiting until Cadillac (NOT AN*****TI) met their stringent standards before admitting them. So much value is getting added to the sport.
>>153848912you have to always be on the side of the "little guy", you elitist chud
>>153846818Hell yeah nigga you tell em. My camera that is pre-programmed by people who are not me to take ideal pictures without my input takes skill to use fr fr, I'm a mothafuckin artist n shieeet
not only is it a sprint weekend, it's an F1 kids sprint weekend
>>153848966
>>153848966how do you explain to a kid why the cars are slowing down mid straight?
>>153848983they used up their boost meter
jeddah is a good track you retards
>>153849005the mortar craters suck though
>>153848983true competition is about giving others a chance, not just going as fast as possible.
>>153848876If Mercedes weren't 10 percent faster than the field due to cheating, Cadillac would be fine.
>>153848983mushroom ran out
>>153849005this but unironically
too windy out, I wish there were f1 cars trying to race in this and crashing
>>153849049i wasnt being ironic
>>153846702are they doing an extra race in japan?
>>153848520I literally can't think of a single other sport that where games get cancelled and they don't make it up somehow/reschedule. I'm genuinely flabbergasted that they have the gall to just cancel two events
>>153849094They are doing Interlagos thriceBrazil always delivers
>>153848983they'll just cut to the cartoon drivers dancing like they always do whenever the race is a slurper
>>153848876SERGIO PEREZ, HIJO DE PUTA*clap-clap clap-clap, clap-clap clap clap-clap*
>>153848580I thought the text was relevant and spent far too long trying to understand the joke
>>153849099Not only that but they actively guilt-trip their audience for even floating the idea that they should reschedule or move venue. "Don't you know how much we underpay and overwork these people?! (And btw the cost cap is totally a good thing lol)"
>>153849127anti-racism protocol stage 1 activated
>>153848544MonaGOAT lives rent free in the DtSbabbies mind
>>153849134Think of the LOGISTICS!!!
Don't say that I didn’t warn you anons
>>153849164monaco is the original mickey mouse street track
>>153848520>schedule like half your races in third world shitholes constantly bombarded with war and human rights abuses>don't have a backup plan for when this inevitably goes to shit
>>153779446this is me >>134065421
>boomerdoomers think f1 doesn't exist if there are no drs trains to slurp togrim
Could this end up worse than 2014?
>>153849233he's the 2nd best driver on the grid and he's in a rocketship. he's not going to lose a race unless jesus comes down and stops him.
>>153849233RVLE BRITANNIA
>>153849253You'd rate him higher than Chuck?
george is a cunt
>>153849178f1 is ending tomorrow actuallyb there or b square
>>153849253He's 3rd at best. Lecuck shits on him if the cars are evenly matched and if not can actually take the fight to him however ultimately pointless it may be, as we witnessed in Australia.
>bitching about hybrid is gay so [the] whole f1 audience (and some drivers) are wrong [on] this onewhat the 'pole' mean by this
>>153849253Alonso, Leclerc and Norris are better
have this picture from 2½ years ago
fun fact: ross brawn is gigantic
>>153849279chucks a pole merchant. he lost so much pace vs hamilton last week, he seems to have trouble on longer runs.meanwhile russell is just a complete package, on top of having the politicking game down better and also has a strong engineering sense, like he just instantly called the 1 stop.
migg
>>153849321>he lost so much pace vs hamilton last weekI didn't see hamilwog do a single fucking thing the entire race. At least lecuck did something.
>>153849321>chucks a pole merchantAnon, are you posting from 2022?
>>153849321>meanwhile russell is just a complete packageMember the HAM/RUS merc days where RUS would outquallify HAM by 10 positions every week yet they end up right behind each other more often than not?
Yeah, Hamilton is literally complete and utter shit
>>153849329basadohttps://streamable.com/cvqy6g
>>153849330>>153849352Hamilton is a snake. How many Ferrari races have we seen now where Chuck is in first place fighting for his life against a superior car while Hamilton in third does nothing. Then when the car finally gets past Hamilton tries to overtake Leclerc after ten laps of having his finger up his ass.
>>153849321Russell can only win with the best car until proven otherwise. Only 1 win not from pole and that was when Norris crashed Verstappen out
>>153846702I should be sad about this but these engines are shit and its just merc dominance anyway so i wont miss them.
maxfags just underrate russell because he publicly shits on him
>>153849405Russell isn't a total shitter. Unlike guys like Norris or Piastri he has managed to win races without having a car that won the WCC.I don't think he's as good as Max or Leclerc but he's definitely in the top five drivers
superclipping
>>153849301No thanks, you keep it
>>153849405extremely false. he has won several times in the second fastest car
>>153849296>NorrisCan't even pass on track.
>>153849128watch galaxy quest, it's p good
>>153849431even an alpine is shitting on max right now you fucking retard
>>153849321chuck cant even get pole anymorehes a nothing merchant nowespecially because he cant make his own strats and has to leave it to the idiots at ferrarihe couldve won the previous race
>>153849457Yeah but he's faster
>ham just had to wait 1 more year on a podium scoring car to get his 8thjej I hope he never gets a podium for ferrari and fucks off at the end of the year.
>>153849457I still can't believe that not only did Norris get away with this, they actually penalized Tsunoda
Max was the only last bit of hope left
>>153849368>https://streamable.com/cvqy6g
I hurt myself today
>>153848194>merc winning another illegal seasonThe greatest trick the great satan ever pulled was convincing the world that he vanished
hopes for the sprint? hopes for the race?for me:>kimi and jorj die in the sprint>everyone but my favorite driver die during the racemy favorite driver? guanyu zhou
I hurt myself yesterday
>>153849519but audi is shit
>>153849522its only illegal if you dont race in at least 3 continents. asia is already done. australia is already done.
>>153849450Brazil 22 Mercedes fastestLas Vegas 24 Mercedes fastestCanada 25 Mercedes joint fastest with MclarenSingapore 25 Mercedes fastest Australia 26 Mercedes fastest
>>153849569though he might have won Silverstone 24 with the 2nd fastest car behind Mclaren if they didn't have to rig it for Hamilton
>>153849519james no chin is a pupil of toto. now him seducing proudy makes sense, but that anons here fell for his lies is unacceptable
I subscribed to f1.tv 3 years ago, since I enjoyed switching to the driver's view camera, and overall they have a really good archive of old races. At the end of 2025 I caught myself on just scrolling through the qualis and races, or sometimes just watching Race in 30 on jewtoob. This year I feel zero hype for vrooms. If the Ching Chong GP will be another overhyped event, I'll probably cancel the subscription. Those posts that pop up everywhere "ha ha drivers complaining, so controversial, pls subscribe to us" also don't help.Anyways, I'll visit the Historic GP in Monaco again for old vrooms, I will post some nice pics here. Back in 2024 I met Newey during the official dinner, I'm wondering who is going to be there this year.
who Team Stroll in here
>>153849617jew
>>153849605hamilton was leading on track before russell dnf
>>153849637i sorta like strolljust can't bring myself to hate him
>>153849569He won Spa 24 in my book
>>153849658And in my book, Spa '24 was a Ferrari 1-2
>>153849658not to take the schizo's side but merc had the fastest car there
>>153849483Yea if you make your own course, you generally are faster.
They’re doing an F1 Kids commentary broadcast for the Sprint race tomorrow btw
anyway I hope she takes it
>>153849692Thanks
>>153849608Gambling on the Merc Engine seemed reasonable at the time. Vowles covering up how much of a shitshow Williams actually is was kinda impressive.
>>153849642there was a long way to go and if he goes on mediums in the end he probably wins
>>FIADocsBotFORMULA 1® HEINEKEN 0.0 GRAND PRIX 2026VIP access pass to the F1® Paddock - requests by team[Amended 12 Mar 2026]>McLaren Mastercard F1 TeamMr. Fang Shilong (to be captioned ‘Jackie Chan - actor and martial artist’)Mercedes-AMG Petronas F1 TeamMr. Wang Ka-yee (to be captioned ‘Jackson Wang’)>Oracle Red Bull RacingMiss Eileen Feng Gu (to be captioned, for Asian markets, as ‘Gu Ailing (谷爱凌) - Chinese Gold Medal Winning Olympian’)Miss Lalisa Manobal (to be captioned ‘Lisa’)>Scuderia Ferrari HPMiss Emily Rudd (NETFLIX ONE PIECE GRID EVENT)Mr. Iñaki Godoy (NETFLIX ONE PIECE GRID EVENT)>Atlassian Williams F1 TeamMr. Jeremy ClarksonMr. James Daniel MayMr. Kaleb Cooper (plus family x4)>Visa Cash App Racing Bulls F1 TeamMr. Zeng Wenhui>Aston Martin Aramco F1 Team[no requests made]>TGR Haas F1 TeamMiss Kaho Shibuya (MONARCH: Apple TV event)Mr. Anna Sawai (MONARCH: Apple TV event)Mr. Kurt Vogel Russell (MONARCH: Apple TV event)>Audi Revolut F1 TeamMs. Alexandra Daddario>BWT Alpine F1 TeamMr. Carlos Ghosn (Box, Box, Box Pit Lane Event)>The Cadillac Formula 1 TeamMr. Ke Huy QuanMiss Lucy Alexis LiuMiss Nora Lum (to be captioned ‘Awkwafina’)
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>>153849738>Atlassian Williams F1 Team>Mr. Jeremy Clarkson>Mr. James Daniel Maykwab>Aston Martin Aramco F1 Team>[no requests made]KWAB
>>153849738please cease creating and posting thesethank you in advance
>>153849720hes going to chase hamilton down even though he himself got chased down by hamilton at the start?
>>153849758*alba hurup
>>153849569its always gonna be the fastest car whenever he wins with you, brother.very disingenuous and just feels like youre seething and coping
>>153849758>bong flag>canal+ picexplain
you could be spending your race weekends rewatching the good seasons instead of this shit you know
>>153849758>She was born in Roskilde, Denmark. She is mentored by former Formula One driver Kevin Magnussen.[24][27] Larsen was the winner of the 2025 FIA Women in Motorsport Award for her work in advancing the inclusion of women in motorsport through her Girls International Racing Lab (G.I.R.L.) and Breaking Awareness Niche Expo (B.A.N.E.) initiatives.
>>153849738>Miss Eileen Feng Gu (to be captioned, for Asian markets, as ‘Gu Ailing (谷爱凌)lel>>153849738>Mr. Jeremy Clarkson>Mr. James Daniel MayCOCK
>>153849788>Breaking Awareness Niche Expo (B.A.N.E.) initiatives.
>>153849785Canal+ is on Virgin Media and BT TV in the UK (only the southeast)
>>153849758she qualified p2only 0.5sec behind the woman driver who's ugly but can actually wheelman a bit
>>153849798for free?
>>153849785twitter filename again
>>153849785je suis un peu francaise
>>153849803No, paid.
>>153849738lisa mentioned
>>153849788
>>153849812What does it mean when an Asian girl puts their hand on/near a white man’s arm?
>>153849823they fuck
>>153849805I don't use twitter so I couldn't tell>>153849807lol>>153849809well that suck, I thought I could maybe use a vpn for it
>>153848520Germs hate F1 since Vettel fucked offNo one have faith in Hulk
ITT: Asian women with 10/10 feet who like F1
>>153849788>find perfect pedobait FOM project >let her get mentored by the biggest terrorist in recent history Who writes this shit?
>>153849770we don't know how much the issues affected pace before he retired. Hamilton went to softs in the last stint and Piastri in Mclaren was a lot faster with mediums, but Mclel had fucked his race already
after march 2025, /f1/ lost its aura, has no vibewhy?Penelope KvyatAlaia RosbergNaila RosbergBlue-Jay VerstappenGrace Raikkonen
>>153849863those aint 10/10 by a large margin, get your eyes checked
>>153849321>chuck pole merchant
>>153849907>>153849321>>>>>>ruslel complete pacage
>>153849881he was holding track position until the rain came, after which he seemed to just momentarily get rustled and didn't manage to get back in the rhythm at which point hamilton jumped him. with an issue like a water system then i doubt you would see a gradual loss of pace as opposed to an instant engine breakdown
>shit cars this yearF2004-chans lap record still stands strong
>>153849907>Alonso>water leakEl Viejo's diaper had blew up from all that piss
the average batteryboomer is so retarded they think FOM tried to fake the speed graph but then showed the onboard anywayliteral proof 90% of people should not be allowed to vote
>>153849738Clarkson is an Alpine guy, at least make it plausible
>>153849807Bonsoir, mademoiselle
Ynr https://www.youtube.com/shorts/k5NKVJSX7R0
what is the formula
>george is better than alothis debate again, can you tell me a single time in track when they fought and goerge came out on top? because i can tell you twice when alo used his manlet rage to make george crash on its own
>>153850029Yuh (one)
>>153850029this
I am HYPED for the next round of EPIC BATTERY CHARGE OVERTAKES.So we have five minutes of bone chilling action and good ol switcharoos before Mercedes breezes away.
>>153849738>Alpine>GhosnLmfao this is them indirectly shitting on Renault for that shitty alliance with Nissan.>>153850010Wouldn't surprise me if Jeremy's extremely allergic to Franco though
>>153850044I watch for the heckin midfield battles anyway, they're going to be poggers
>>153849785even anglos recognise the superiority of gigachads Febreau and VILLENEVVE over cr*fty and br*ndle
oh uhh baking
>>153850044calm down
>>153850050other way around, argies can't handle the bants
>>153850103Top Gear team didn't have the balls to admit that they chose that number plate on purpose. They should at least stand by their bants (and show the world they love them)
>>153850103RIP that lotus
>>153850044this, but unironically
>>153850118BBC did sort of get away with the plate being real and not faked. I think if they admitted that the car was chosen on purpose that might have been the joke that got them axed after all the stuff they got away with (esp. Mexico)Clarkson actually got fired after punching the guy so I think they were on very thin ice
>>153850082B A S E D
nothing matterseverything is over
>>153850184In general or in F1?Either way, I agree
>Audi Revolut F1 Team>Ms. Alexandra DaddarioJust found out her baby daddy is fifty seven years old. WTF?!?As an “older gentleman” I don’t care how hot or how big your boobs are, ain’t no way I’m becoming a daddy again at this age.
>>153850223kinda gay ngl
we are SUPER clipping bros!hecking epic
>>153850223Sprint in 5 bongs
>>153850321Didn't mean to (you) but here's another>>153850223
>>153850321Not gonna get up early for this shitshow of a season.
>>153850044this but ronically
>>153850321clinging to hopium that at least sprint thrives in the regs
>5 weeks break into miami slurpJUST
>>153850223my father was 50 when i was born
>pole merchantalso known as overperforming a shitbox that consistently cooked its tyres over 3 laps for years
>>153850386>tfAre you a pole merchant?
>>153850401no that sounds kinda gay
Most Pole merchants were murdered in the 40's
>>153850429nice pepe
>vettee was nine years ago
>>153849788She's younger than me and I don't like it.
>>153850321choose to goon instead of watching sprintslurp
>>153849321Leclerc got caught, Russell got DOMINATED.
>MWL era again>I get to use my gott straffe mercedes memes again
>>153849863thought this was the bitch from icarly
>>153850547she writes smut now
>>153850547why did you call her a bitch
>>153850629I apologize, im very frustrated due to semen retention
fuck it im watching the F1 kids stream for the sprint. Who gives a shit anyway its the fucking Chinese sprint race.
>>153850692you are a good mango in peace
>>153850692apology accepted
>>153850749>>153850749>>153850749
what time does sprint start. in est because im lazy
>flavio is fucking 75 years oldwait whatand he is principal?wew, he is dood after toto buys them for sure
>>153850755