>Lap:#8378>Countdown to THE 天安门广场残杀 OF F1:https://f1exposure.com>Previous thread:>>153845956>/f1/ Essentials:https://pastebin.com/tZ67Gcuq>24/7 stream of the F1 Reviews from 1990-2009 (and possibly more F1-related content in the future):https://angelthump.com/gimi>Lewis Hamilton Grands Prix with Ferrari without scoring a podium:25>Toyota Gazoo Racing Haas F1 Team powered by Ferrari Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:216>Fernando Alonso Grands Prix since last win:226 (225 starts)>2026 WDC Standings:RUS: 25ANT: 18LEC: 15HAM: 12NOR: 10>2026 WCC Standings:Mercedes: 43Ferrari: 27McLaren Mercedes: 10Red Bull Racing Red Bull Ford: 8Haas Ferrari: 6>2026 WEC Standings:PIA: 74.12LAW: 62.35COL: 57.65>News:Sprint qualifying: RUS ANT NOR HAM PIA LEC GAS VER BEA HADRussell takes dominant Chinese GP sprint poleOscar Piastri: Mercedes superiority at F1 Chinese GP is "pretty impressive"Kimi Antonelli escapes F1 Chinese GP sprint grid penaltyMax Verstappen lost “massive time in corners” in Red Bull F1 qualifying “disaster”Williams is emerging as one of the “biggest disappointments”, according to Jolyon PalmerLewis Hamilton makes Ferrari demand to reduce F1 deficit to MercedesFOM accused of 'faking' the graphics to hide the clipping (it's true)
I feel like I should've got more (You)s for this >>153850429...
Cunny
>>153850767i did my part
>>153850794tyfys anon
>>153846643>>153846628>>153846619>>153846730Also it's a total lie that it's just an issue with the telemetry signals because you can clearly see the braking, recharge, and throttle update while the others stay frozen for a few more frames.If the signal had actually been lost or something there'd be no data coming through instead of JUST the braking, recharge, and throttle.
I want to sleep, but I know I won't be able to wake up in timefuck
>>153850854you're not missing anythingjust sleep
>>153848271>>153848238You should want to keep Azerbaijan on the calendar for the same reason you'd want to keep Monza, to make it as embarrassing for Liberty media as possible.
>>153850864I don't know, sprint could be kinoI will take a nap and see if I wake up in time I guess
>>153850892>sprint could be kino
>>153850789how much does shi wei?
>>153850904imagine if shartonelli crash into russell, see?
>>153850926i dont want to see hamilton get more points
>>153850935then norriz and shamilton crash too...
at what time is this focking thing?
>it's 2026 and people still doesn't about lightsouts.comgrim
>>153850767>>153850429funny guy
>>153850103>>153850118Since when did they admit that? James seemed to say that they genuinely didn't do it intentionally and there's an actual record of Jeremy having that connection with his dad long before that episode aired so I can believe it's true.https://www.topgear.com/car-news/james-may/jeremy-clarkson-porsche>01 Aug 2008>By rights, I should hate the 928. It was the first press test car I ever crashed. And I used one to go and see my dad the day before he died. I also disliked the dreadful ride quality in later models. And yet, even today, when one grumbles by, my head does the full Linda Blair. It is, I think, one of the best-looking cars ever made.
redrum
>>153851225rhymes with ambatucum
>>153851239I think I've heard of that, it's a phenomenon that occurs in the rings of Uranus
>>153850806you have to understand, sometimes things just break, for no reason... the fact that it's the one specific piece of telemetry that would make them look bad in the eye of the fans is completely accidental!
I member...
since we are>china, currentlyis there anything about china related that you like?
AYO WHAT IS THAT FITWHERE TO COP
>totosmirks.jpg
>>153851063Ty anon
my caddies :(
>>153851328
>>153851396That L.A. Noire facial expressions
>>153851328russell was born to be toto's instrument. he is totally in sync with his lies and evilness.
>>153851465
>>153851465I genuinely cannot believe tvtv actually tried to claim RBPT had a better engine during testing, and then later tried to spin it as merc only having like a 2HP advantage.>>153851431kekgoddamn was it ever obvious that the casting director had just finished watching Mad Men
>>153851396>hfw she sees my small penis>>153851495>You fuck young boys Perez?
>>153851493ricciardo at least won monza 2021hamilsissy is yet to step on a podium with ferrari
>>153851512>ARE YOU A MAD MAN!?
>>153851541true, you get a point
See you in a few hours to complain about the sprint
>>153850749>Williams is emerging as one of the “biggest disappointments”, according to Jolyon Palmer>spend like two years fully focused on 2026>still fail miserablyWhat did Willshit mean by this?
until next season lads
>>153851637
i know what an engine map is
>>153851662>5.1
>>153851662
seethe
>>153851662>überhundinghmmm
>>153851743i don't get this eithereveryone stop being weird
>>153851637me in the parked car on the street below watching this
>>153851651I feel vindicated. Their fundamentals have clearly been shit, and that corpo slimeball Vowles has been tricking everyone for years by just saying the number 2026. Every time I said or saw any criticism of Will-I-Am people would throw that back, with a "well we'll see in 2026". Yeah, well, we're seeing.
>>153851789>Every time I saidOH GOOOOOD FOOOOR YOOOOUUUUU
>>153851772
>>153851802thank you. i'm very happy with myself.
>>153851743holy kinohttps://x.com/IndyCarOnFOX/status/2032554571588055322
>>153851841calm down
>>153851637Finna do some shibari with your neck.
>[BREAKING NEWS]: As emergency reasponse measure to the regulations, FIA is to deploy big assed pale skin latinas with western phenotypes who STRUGGLE to get into their outfits due to the size of their derriere as grid girls for the remainder of the 2026 sporting season.
>>153851870real
>>153851895!!
>>153851895can't believe she's destroying ocon this hard after being mid in f2
>>153851870How does this make the cars go faster?
>>153851937theyre calling him the most successful woman in f1
>>153851973pretending bearman is a she is how I got over my hate
>>153851841>hinchcliffe
中华人民共和国 now
dont need pace we got aura
>>153851789Watch your mouth!
>>153852101how did these retards not realize their car would be too heavy before the season started?
https://x.com/i/status/2032456760464744874such a queer
>>153849253stop posting under a vpn toto
The main thing to look out for this year is if Antonelli can win 2 or 3 racesRussell needs 20 wins to beat Max's record. Honestly I'm really excited to see if he can do that. The car definitely can, and Russell is a decent enough driver.
>>153852194
>>153852165>favorite song: Rush soundtrack by Hans ZimmerInconceivably based Rato
>>153851853ohhhh long time I didn't see herbased anon
Jensen butthole
this post is not f1 related I just want to post it before I delete my folder
>>1538521421. they did, basically everyone is overweight2. they failed the crash test because they really are retards, so they had to make the car extra heavy
>>153852308To think she was getting posted here before the V6TH regs began...>>153852351>before I delete my foldereesti liars
>>153851662and this is news to>>and>
>>153850859boo
>>153851870the dtscrew (only ones who like the artificial racing) would seethe at this so hard it would actually kill f1
so, new season, is cadillac any good ?
>>153852426...we are so old
>>153851841Smoothest American road surface
>>153851662>tfw thanks to Trump we wont have F1 for a month after Japan
>>153852658not true, trump promised no new wars
>>153852658cant be doing this bullshit with current energy prices man
>>153852679cпeциaльнaя вoeннaя oпepaция двopняг
>>153850767you're a faggot
gimi
>>153851288there was a femboy i followed that posted videos of him getting his ass gaped to some huge dildo, stopped following because he started doing sounding though
its more like 8 weeks because after miami there's a 3 week break
>>153852758>>153852810
>>153852826
>>153852848
>>153852810
goblin crashes into ruslel, narg is scared of not following orders so al-hamil wins again
>>153852923>al-hamil engine detonation exiting t14 on the final lap
>>153852810And you called me a faggot?
>>153852679Well Israel said otherwise.
>>153852976thats not a pepe, you faggot
>That one finnnigger who doesn't play about apus
>>153852976those two posts can coexist as truthposts
*finnchudchad
Alboner pit lane start
Just got into f1. Who should I root for/how does one decide what team they back? I like Aston Martin cars, is that enough?
I'm not gay
im a bigtime cazzie but barrichello seems like a pretty skilled and good dude in f1 history
>>153853108no one here is
>>153853108thanks
>>153852679It's a special operation. Gonna only take a couple of days.
>>153853108
>>153853108@grok, is this truth?
>>153853202POOKIE
>>153853118ollie is a bratty girl
>>153853065It's all about memes.Aston Martin is a good choice.
if i speak i am in big trouble
;(
>>153853286Ollie looks like THAT!?!?
>>153853368yes, I wouldn't lie about this
finna bout to get the sushi soon
>>153853118i though f1 drivers could not be fat
>>153853525
>>153853438Quite the tuck job he can manage.F1 related because aerodynamic packaging is very important to car performance.
it sup
what does bort wiping out his car in brazil last year have to do with this race
gawd ruth with the boots again
>>153853595no need for a tuck, she has a warm and wet vagina
I HATE THE GHOST CAR I HATE THE GHOST CAR I HATE THE GHOST CAR
>>153850789for me it's rachel robertson
>>153853666Fitting get for this conversation.
>>153850789get that shopping cart racing shit out of here
Are we getting a kino sprint or nah?
>>153853792There will be "overtakes"
>>153853792Nah. Ferrari fast at start. Battery overtakes then slurp
>>153853744thanks
measure 181cm barefoot ladsis it ogre
manifesting good vibes and another driver crashing during the warm up
>>153853869that's how tall I was at 18
how does james vowles still have a job after spending two years building a car that can't get out of q3 with an illegal merc engine?
>>153853978q1 soz
anon's poem still in my head>hadjar>hadcar>badcar>badjar
Chuck will win
>>153854054...driver of the day
WOOOOOOOH!I LOVE SPRINTYUAYSPPRINTS!!!WOOOOOOH!!!!
17 bings btw
Bearman will get rammed from behind today
Chuck will fuck
The pundits are all terrified of upsetting Colapinto's psycho fans
>>153854124the problem wtih skythey talk so much yet say so littleafraid to step on anyones toes
lets get the illegal merc show over with so i can go to bed
lots of cute chinkettes at grandstands
the problem with sky is there's no ruth
>>153854187Are there any F1TV free streams or is it all SKY?
greame.
>>153854214
IT'S LIGHTS OUT AND AWAY THE MERCEDES GO FOR ANOTHER 1-2
>>153854223grimi
>>153854223posh wanker
>>153854257I'm not
Ruth is such an idiot
>>1538542570/10would not even pity fuckwould rather fuck a brazilian twink
>>153854257I have a wife
good morning lads
good morning /f1/
>>153854311Bort bros...
DUN DUN DUN
chong chong chong
digits and carnage into the turn 1-2 section on lap 1
a
AMX i beg you, stunt on these hoes
it's 4 am here and shitface drunkis this sprint worht watching or its going to be a borefest? be honest
It's OVER, Maxbros
LUN LUN LUN
>>153854380all the overtaking will happen with drs down the back straight
>>153854385
>>153854380might get a meme crash on the start
>>153850749dun dun dun
oh boy im so ready for another mercedes 1-2
Brazilbros, will globosta show the sprint? They are still braodcasting the news.
ready for battery overtake and illegal engine slop
I have a feeling that lindblad is going to crash into the back of lawsonthe poo splatter on lawson's driver cam yesterday was an omen
dun dun dun (remix)
>doesn't qualify>not last anywaysbased cheggo
>>153854411hanging around for start
SUM TING WONG
Wheres Martin "chinaman" Brundle
>>153854454WI TU LO
>>153854454HO LEE FUK
>>153854380watch first turn tbqhf
>>153854465At home, he hates china
>>153854470HO LEE FUK
>>153854417she looks ugly (by super hot model wife standards)
>>153854454DING BANG OW
>>153854465>tatsruined
HamiGOAT
>>153854431Sportv3, anãoRede Esgoto will only broadcast 15 of the races or so
>>153854454>>153854467>>153854470F1 Theme (ignition remix)
hurry up so i can go to sleep
will ps3 make it to the grid
>>153854470>>153854475BANG DING OW
>>153854475having a stroke nvm this
Post eileen goon
>>153854487Grim, I had to pull up a stream in Spanish
kwabjar on softs
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
RAIN IN 5
>>1538545123 laps before he complains
>>153854503traitor
I HEREBY DECLARE KWABLONSO A SHITTER
Congratulations to Mercedes and George Russel for this win.
this the wrong thread? why we so slow
Battery status?
Fake gimi.......
what a shitshow lmao
KWABONELLI
lmao fake kimi
Tontonelli hahahahahahahahahahahaa
>shartonelli
THROUGHGOESHAMILTON!!!
>prestartlmaostill so fucign cringe
>AMX
kek
Ferraribros we're so back!
sharl bros...
ANOTHER SPRINT WIN FOR SIR LEWIS
>KWABJAR
LEWIS HAMILTON HAS GOT A HAT TRICK ON HIS BIRTHDAY
HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM
BLACKED
so ferrari's gonna be faster off the line every time huh
CHOCO SENNA
KIMI KIMI KIMI KIMI KIMI KIMI KIMI KIMI KIMI KIMI KIMI KIMI KIMI KIMI KIMI KIMI GHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
>lindkwab
SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARSSSS
>>153854527BASEDAnd sleepy Antonelli
Did Toto fire the wrong driver?
RED CAR SURGE
>washedtappen
>Battery yoyo overtakes
FAKE GIMI KWAB
KINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
SHARTONELLI KEK
cant believe im rooting for shartmilton
These overtakes are so artificial.... :|
Just noticed max in p14
>verspin
Corner speed out of the Ferrari is obscene. Russell was standing still in T1
he can't miss fr
>>153854626Prove it.
What happened to Max?
FRAUDSTAPPEN EXPOSED
>>153854369>GOOD LUCK EVERYBODY ELSE!
FAKE GIMI
god i hate crofty
lmao this is embarrassing, the fact they're trying to hype these as overtakes is proper mental
every time the announcer says "round the outside" i think of two trailer park girls
Chuuuuuuuuuuuuck
>>153854644Engine bogged down at the start
>>153854641need to see them
Albon started in pits
max truly was a ground effect merchant then huh
Hamlet #1Verstappen #14
>Hulk P20>AMX P14>Hamilton vs Russel for the win
The future of racing is gimmickslop
>if the graphic's correctASTERISK
>>153854644He got exposed
stream link bros? btw FUCK TV GLOBO
>>153854641Sadly this is aiIt's getting more and more realistic every passing year
they haven't even mentioned the super clipping at all this weekend. they want the retard zoomers to think this is authentic
>>153854664>gimi
>cadillac not lastwe're getting better every week
>>153854644He's still using the simulator instead of practicing with Mario Kart 8.
HOWEVER
>>153854642>Press button>Overtake on a straight like the other guy isn't moving
I didnt watch australia, what the actual fuck is this shit
>>153854684redecanais
post yfw when you drive through Shanghai turn 1
>>153854644the time of the white man is over
THROUGH GOES HAMILTON
>Norris>Fucked the start again>+2.5Hes so shte
19 laps of this?
>>153854691They even manipulated the graphics to not show the decrease in speed on the straights
>>153854684westreamf1
>>153854693vtec just kicked in yo
>>153854644alonso is contagious
DAT SUPERCLIPPING THO
top fucking kek
mercedes is fucking fast on the straights
waiting for chuck to pass them both
TOTO MY OVERTAKES ARE GONE
>>153854684ppv dot to
>>153854684Go watch it at the bar with your friends :^)
Now its time for you to switch your hater back to Hamilton
wtf I love artificial overtakes now?
ferrari is so smokey wtf
>sky casters having a fucking orgasm with Shamilton back infront
Chuck is right behind him too lol
Man, this is so silly. At least it's a bit funny.
how has the williams returned to shit so quickly?
>doohan died for this
>>153854702Mana points in a racing sport
So Sir Lewis Hamilton starts dating Kim Kardashian and this is the result? what a move
>>153854684tarjetarojatv (dot) blogI think I saw a stream in portuguese
WHATTHEFUCKISHAPPENING
This is clownish
Deadbull is 100% dead
>>153854739this
>>153854761RB is the main team now
>>153854660hmmcorndogyum
put the battery shit on the fucking timing graphics you cowards
2026 Verstappen = 2022 Hamilton
This is so fucking gay man.
>Russel getting exposed for the carbabby he is.
>AMX went from 8th to 20thkek he'll be seething
OMG HE USED THE OVERTAKE?DID YOU SEE HIM PUSH THE BUTTON?SO EXCITING!
jorj getting exposed bigly lmao
poois...
Ferrari retard war inbound
>>153854749Apurate con mi pedido pedazo de forro.
a lot of smoke coming out of the FF
>deadbull
>>153854776KEK
What happened to the street shitter?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
OMG HE HAS MORE BATTERIES
This is a farce.
>>153854770Why? It's not even real, none of the AWS gimmicks are real.
Ps3 got gimi back wtf
does anyone unironically think that more overtakes means a better race
>>153854753>2014 was 19 years ago
>>153854684Idk if futemax (Sportv3) is still working
>>153854776Enjoy the woowoo wahoo and just SLURP
>cars can actually stay together These regs are so goated
COME ON CHUCK PASS HIM
>>153854798ITS REAL!
>yoyo racing
ITS TWO FERRARIS CHASING A MERCEDESWHY ARE YOU FUCKS COMPLAINING
You can all go home now
This is literally a Formula E1
>>153854803DTSbabbies are getting what they signed up for after watching last year's slop.
>>153854803But muh overtake stats of the same cars leapfrogging eachother
>I have the battery advantage now, I pass>you have the battery advantage now, you passincredible dogshit
I hate mercedes, but I hate the neekeri even more, SO GO GO RUSSELL
>>153854803its so FAKE manJUST BOOSTBOOSTWAIT FOR BOOSTBOOST
having to choose between HWL and MWL is somehow even worse than getting HWL and MWL together
ferrari back to old coloring and instantly much fasterthey should prolly get marlboro as sponsor too
Hard tyre chads we eating good in 5 laps
>>153854791Got spun
its over
Charles is a bloody awful teammate. How can he attack his own teammate?
>>153854773Seriously, it's actually embarrassing how much he's struggling here.
if antonelli finishes second, I'm sorry franco but I'm not watching any more of this shit
>>153854803Makes for a funnier race.
Digits and Leclerc crash with Lewlew
>6 laps of racing
no one can stop MWL
Some call Horner ASAP.
>leapfrogging and now it settles into a full second apart in some placesGay as fuck
KWABTONELLI PENALTY
Ferraribros it's fucking over
Max gonna retire alongside with Alonso
KWABTONELLI
gay race
>>153854842it's like Belgrano all over again
>>153854842fucking fiaews reading my mindI don't enjoy this slop
>jorj checked outzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Incredibly homosexual
10secsGet the fuck away nekeri
>mclel could only get an illegal car going for 1 (one) yearamateurs
fucking formula 2 start lmao
>kimi from 8 to 5>10 sec penHAHAHAHAHhe'll still get 2nd i bet
>DRS train from 8th to 15thso they can't pass with these regs either
LEts go charlieeee fuck hte nog!!!!!!!
Will the 2 FF crash together?
SHAKE AND BAKE CMON
gay racingGayGAY
I actually like the new regs and it makes the racing more exciting, EV and battery technology is the wave of the future so it's only natural for the pinnacle of motorsport to utilize it.
CHUCK CHUCK CHUCK CHUCK CHUCK CHUCK CHUCK CHUCK CHUCK
>>153854792HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Based bear twink
>Fuck you I am the main redbull driver now
Anyone has a stream handy for me?
HamiBROSSSSSNOOOOOOOO
fake gimi a shit
>8 laps without the car/driver dyingAsston is so back
amx bros whats going on...
>>153854891is she this year's best of the rest?
>everyone settles out of 1s range after 10 laps and nothing else will happenGAYAS FUCK
Absolute slop.
>>153854882>FFferrari fags?
>>153854847>>153854882Rerolling
>Verstappen is fading! fading fast!
>>153854684They're actually airing it on ge.globo for free, what the fuck I still really miss Band though
>>153854816Sounds like shitEngines are shit Superclipping is shit Timing ladder is shit Mercedes cheating is shit
CHUCK ROAST
>>153854792LOL
>>153854915miserable niggas
>>153854915>Mercedes cheatingProve it.
Dubs and ham crashes into chuck
>>153854910yes>>153854911they are going to crash
Antonelli should just pit and take the time penalty, the m*rcedes is so fast he's basically guaranteed to finish P6
GIMI TAKE HIM OUT
We're two races in and I'm already so fucking sick of hearing about these stupid fucking batteries
>marry a roastoid>become a literal cuck>career instantly destroyedlol
Great Satan mother
What's the plan for Ferrari here? They gifted NARB P1 and they're about to gift NARG P2 even with the penalty.
SHARTONELLI LETS GO TAKE HIM OUT
>>153854927I already got it >>153854911
THANK YOU FOM FOR LEWIS' MOM CAM
>>153854792the GOAT went racing against a faster car and bust his tires big W for ham still
>>153854892>Liam said, calmly
Lawgoat
>>153854926Typical DTS zoomer
WHAT! its mothers day tomorrow? wtf. What do I buy
uh amx bros?
>>153854949Give her a radio headset.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh that was that
>>153854949Needs an edit to say mudshark
So its Ferrari vs Mercedes this year?Im down
>>153854949aryan genes
THE SEAT HADJAR
>take a show waiting for the race to start>already halfway through>max is thirteenth because of a bad start
It this what you call the great satan
GODwson ahead of the french mutt. Let's GOOOOOOOOOOOO
>just like melbourne>yoyo racing start due to ferarris fast start>then mercedes eventually builds the leadlollmao
>>153854941Mercedes can't afford to win by too much or they'll face ADUO later in the season
>>153854956We need Horner
RUSSELLWINSLOL
>NARB wins by a minute in the racetime to kms
>no podium for hamilton
Is Hadjar better than Verstappen?
>>153854964Mercedes is just too fast
>+3.8
>>153854966ANYBODY SEEN PIASTRI?
>>153854929humilation ritual season
FUCK OFF TOTO
Problem?
THE SEAT MAX
>HAM P4sike you thought
>Mercedes >Ferrari>McLaren>LawsonWhat is this timeline
>>1538549874.3 actually
HAS SOMEONE A STREAM FOR ME PLEASE
>LAW +13
>gay battery iconTHIS IS WHAT RACING IS ALL ABOUT
>bottas got passed by linblad Dam Caddy bros, i knew it would be a rough first year, but i didn't think it would be this rough.
>>153854964no lolmercedes is way faster than ferrari
Saar redeem the car
>>153854982>Lewis Hamilton Grands Prix with Ferrari without scoring a podium:25>Lewis Hamilton Grands Prix with Ferrari without scoring a podium:25>Lewis Hamilton Grands Prix with Ferrari without scoring a podium:25OUR STAT IS IN DANGERNOOOOO(jk its sprint LOL)
>>153854992uWu
AMX double overtake? what was that
SIR DO NOT REDEEM THE RETIRE
This battery management talk is fucking gay. They should just stop ignore it and pretend it doesn't exist. You can also see how it affects the race and uplifts shitters.
Lawson recently got a generous donation from Stroll
>battery management So fucking gay
>almost pass a cadillac>retire ze car lol
No podium for Hamilkek yet again
>>153855012saarvidbros...
>>153854964maybe for the first 4 laps because of their fast start lolthen they get GAPED and RAPED
Is this davidson a fucking retard or why does he think the battery graphic is real
Bittas one fucking minute lmao
yeah i dont think this semen slurping sport is for me
how is bottas 13 seconds behind
>>153854996the same timeline that Michael Jordan worries about SvG during interviews at Nascar (ie: the most kino timeline)
>red bull is 40 seconds off after 13 lapsholy fuck
>Deadbull slower than a fucking HASSLMAOOOO
LAW BTFO'd Fraudstappen, the French mutt and the English mongrel
Looking at the bottom 3. PER on top, then BOT on top, then PER on top and BOT last, and then LIN goes out...
Okay amx moving to the vcarb soon
MERC so strong that shitonelli can just repass the entire top half of the grid like nothing
>>153854985>>153855003You're right...this season is over
>>153855022>implying
MAX WTF
BUTTARSE DOODHULK DOOD
what a shitshow
>mercedes 46 seconds ahead of last-placed runner on lap 13
>commentators talk about mclel safety car window>caddy parks itR I G G E D
>cars already have issues keeping their batteries charged with an 80:20 split>fia makes it a 50:50 split
bot-ass pitting because he was so slow hahah
Hulk...
>>153855027both things can be true
HULK and BOT...........
>safety carYeah no
linbloody bastard
KWABONTELLI
kek what the fuck was that
>Norizz gifted winCringe
>boat assWhy didn't Cadillac just build a better car? Are they stupid?
>shitboxes can't even handle a sprint
bruh…
>audi
>amx already past kwabjar
HULK!
>>153855055FOM doesnt have battery data
This is 2023 but gayer and faggier
>>153855061another brazil 2024 sprint fail lol
>sprint race safety car
Gonna end with safety car lmao
>3 cars shit the bedHow long until we get a race where all these shitboxes make it across the finish line?
>poois...
>hamlel
Antonelli WDC
>ferrari double stack
BOX BOX BOX BOX BOX BOX BOX BOX BOX etc
>+8>in a sprintit's so over
Mercedes are fucking retarded for pitting worse-gimi with the penalty
Watching f1 for the first time. My Russian friend roots for the nigger. I like Mercedes as a car and want the white man who drives it to win. So what?
LMAO FIA Mafia once again
uh oh NARG your 10s penalty will now cost you 67 positions
>poois got fuckednice
>car still thereThat's the sprint
Lawson finna have a 30ft wide car kek
>>153855032I'm manifesting a Lawson podium now
There was only 5 laps left, wtf did they all pit?!
>HAMILTON LOST TIME>NO PODIUM with kimis penHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAH
SLURP
What a shitter antonelli is. We could have had a title fight
>>153855091>narb>white
>rrari
can't park there mate
kimi can just overtake the whole grid again
kwabtonelli
Why is Slowson 7th?Also left or right? pick one and pick now
>Hadjar ROLFMAO
What the fuck happened to Hadjar?
maFIA
uhh how is checo and bottas in pit at the same time
>>153855091The fact that you have Russian friends already proves you're a retard, you didn't need the rest of your post to prove it.
Why did they all pit? This safety car is going to last until the end
>>153855113right has some nasty vids, love her
why did they pit shartonelli? kek
what the fuck
>car still not moving
inb4 Antonelli finishes P2
>>153855113plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap right plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap
Bearman about to get a race ban
>>153855113Left
>>153855122everyone who pits now uses chatgpt to help them with their strategy
>>153855113Lawson is a good driver
wtf are these chinese jannies doing
there's no way it's worth for the lower half of the standings to pit when there's going to be 3 laps at most
>>153855104THE NEXT VERSTAPPEN according to Toto
>chinks are efficient workers
>pitting when china is known for taking their sweet time removing cars
literal tractor
>>153855105Alright well I went by the name. I didn't know. Between you and me, yea, not very white. Still like Mercedes and still don't want Hamilton to win.
there would have been like 2 racing laps at most by the time the safety car was done
Why the fuck did Max not stay out??
can't believe they're sabotaging bottas
>another dead car they can't tow because of an electric issue that turns the car into a death trapJesus Christ
>>153855127does it matter? he had a 10 sec penalty
>>153855113right
>>153855053whos..??
your mic sucks stop talking
>>153855113Who wouldn't choose right
Antonelli WDCAntonelli WDCAntonelli WDC
>>153855141Waiting for their friends to show up so they can pull the car apart like jawas
Norizz should have stayed out
>Alpeeeen had a pitot tubeWe Cessna 172 now
>>153855113Whomst is on the left my friend
God damn that brit sounds disgusting
>>153855163*WEC
>>153855121kek
>>153855163TAKE MY SOUL SOPHIA
>>153855164KEKEK
>>153855146Is it a McLaren tractor?
>>153855163I can see her small saggy tits
>>153855169red bulls look good in the suntoo bad the car's shit
Woman engineer, F for ocon this season
>>153855159Norris has been pretty good this year
>>153855157Akemy sama and cristinysamAnd big brain Toto
Leclerc wins this
HURRY UP JANNY CHINKS
>>153855113motorsports?
how is verstappen this shit, is it because japanese dont any longer provide them with the Super Honda motor
Come on jannies move faster
>car loss
>>153855169Genuine question, how long until Mekies gets the boot?
THE FUCK IS TAKING THESE CHINKS SO LONG
>>153855121He's a cool enough guy if a bit retarded. Kisses Maxim
>2 laps at most
>>153855188I would suckle on them like a hungry baby.
>>153855160me, a true architect accepts the challenge
Looking forward to buying an Aliexpress Audi F1 chassis after those track jannies are finished with it
AND IT'S ENDINGAND IT'S ENDINGW O W
I've seen enough liveleak videos to know why track jannies are taking their sweet time
Man, they really found a way to make a race more lame and gay than just having the terrible regulations.
oh no checobros safety car infrigement I hope they don't penalize us
>chinks can make a hospital in 24 hours>cant move a stationary unbeached car in 5 laps
>safety car is a merceesbit rigged innit?
>>153855197
BERNDGO AWAY
>>153855203Car is a dog + drivers can made little difference in corners unlike previous years
A N DI T SE N DI N GW O W
TAKE MY SEMEN ALBA
>>153855163>CLIP CLIP CLIP CLIP CLIP CLIP CLIP CLIP CLIP >GET CHARGED, GET CHARGED, GET CHARGED
why would there be a standing start here? what the fuck is davidson talking about?
Chuck car slipping
>>153855224AM TOO SLOW
"we are checking" is OUT"looking into it" is IN
>>153855221>FIA decide to investigate after the sprint>5 place grid penalty tomorrow What now?
>>>>>>chuck
lmao
>sharlKWAB KWAB KWAB
chuck.....
>Deadbull slower than Asston
>>153855224maybe because mercedes is best #1
Lawson finna start a trulli train
>>153855237Scripted
At least Hadjar has the excuse of being damaged by Kimi and having to deal with Red Bull second seat strats. What’s Max’s excuse?
SLURRRRRRRRP
COLAPA
>>153855241Five places below last place doesn't exist. They're going to have to have him start from the pit.
>piashit
MWL is back, lads.
>narg safety car infringement
perezhermanos...
Lmaooooooooooo puro pinche
>>153855267Is Mercedes losing actually against the rules?
lol give him a 60 second penalty it can’t hurt him.
>give second penalty in last
He needs to give a place back to Lawson and Bearman too
leshit is so bad
puro pinche...
Fake gimi is such a crybabyAnd should retire poor Checo
HAHAHAHAHA
>Merc cheat engines ruining F1, again.
>new mercedes illegal engine party mode causes wheel spin sending electromagnetic affecting the car behind
max in top 10!!!
>VER P9>HAD P15lol
Why doesn't Versta11en just drive last year's car?
Semen slurping /sp/ort
>>153855309He's not British, he wouldn't get away with that.
you can't hurt me, I'm already dead
>mercedes just raping the gridGrim
That was incredibly gay
LAWGOD
We had the chance to destroy the Great Satan, to save future generations from MWL. We squibbed it.
well that was shit
Did i miss anything?
why did they stop showing the interval time?
>commentators jizzing themselves over how racey it wasI hate this sport.
this sucks
Lawson beat Verstappen. This is going to be a long year.
>>153855325nope
HAAS > RB
noo gasly !!!
>>153855325Mercedes raping everyone
LawGODawGOD
>Shartonelli can't even get 2nd place with a rocketshipgrim
>>153855325no
cringe
I can finally sleep now
>>153855325undeniable semen inhalation
>>153855332How long until Max calls it quit? LMAO
>>153855327liberty decided it was too complicated for a modern audience
lawson with the masterplan of not pitting with 3 laps to go after the safety car
really looking forward to hamilfinn explaining this sprint
>>153855332lawson didn't pit, right?
>George slowing down to not make it too obviousKEK
Why is PS3 shit now?
This is what happens when red bull doesn't prioritize max.
>>153855321>Russell>Norris>HamiltonWhy are all British world champions so zesty?
>>153855320but what about all those overtakes?
>>153855325MWLMore battery management than an artillery brigade tabletop exercise.
mercedes is too good i don't know what to tell you
>>153855344see you in 3hrs
>>153855347If they don’t fix this shit this will be his last year.
>>153855325biblical amounts of ass cum
Anything else on or should I start watching porn?
good night /f1/
cringe CGI
>>153855353Started on hards.
>>153855322It came back with a vegeance, scattered the heroes to the winds with all its evils. Hornyman racing was the best thing to happen to f1 in years but they got to him, for no man is perfect. Now we see why it was done, for this nightmare
back to sumo
Winning driver graphics got me more excited than the race.
>>153855353Right, the intelligent decision.
>they're not far away in race paceHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHTHE COPELMAOOOOOFUCK OFFF
>>153855353>>153855375The RB goes well on hards but kind shit on mediums and softs
Max Washedstappen
deadbullsisters...
>>153855389gimi mini kimi
that didn't feel right felt like after you mcdonalds
max is 100% going to merc next yearotherwise he'll be vetee.02
>>153855381Eternal FIAMG until Toto no longer walks among us.
>Norris and Russell will win a championship before Leclerc
>#1 sign way ahead of 2nd and 3rdkek FIAMG not even hiding it now
>>153855399
>>153855344My timezone is fucked4AM GMT-3Now its 00:43
>You're going to wake up at 3am to watch me win tomorrow, right mate?
>>153855340>law placed higher than maxLAWGOD
>>153855414Ummmm>my flag doe
This season more one sided than previous one wtf is this dogshit Mercedes are flying
>>153855389Not even the teams care about sprints.
>>153855421>>153855421>>153855421
>Cadillac just falling apart on its own.
LMAO AMERICAN ENGINEERING
>gasly out of pointsthe important thing
>>153855414
hey its joe
>>153855432Franco focus on the qualy
thanks to all the bros that posted stream links. HOWEVER this was absolute SHIT. watched indycar last week for the first time (phoenix) and it was really good. might be better off just watching that instead. THANKS FOR READING MY BLOG
>>153855428>>153855430Bostta and Poorez were larping as CubANOs
>>153855389mini gimi
CHYNAH!!!
>>153855427
