>Lap:#8379>Countdown to THE 天安门广场残杀 OF F1:https://f1exposure.com>Previous thread:>>153850749>/f1/ Essentials:https://pastebin.com/tZ67Gcuq >24/7 stream of the F1 Reviews from 1990-2009 (and possibly more F1-related content in the future):https://angelthump.com/gimi>Lewis Hamilton Grands Prix with Ferrari without scoring a podium:25>Toyota Gazoo Racing Haas F1 Team powered by Ferrari Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:216>Fernando Alonso Grands Prix since last win:226 (225 starts)>2026 WDC Standings:RUS: 33 (+8)ANT: 22 (+4)LEC: 22 (+7)HAM: 18 (+6)NOR: 15 (+5)>2026 WCC Standings:Mercedes: 55 (+12)Ferrari: 40 (+13)McLaren Mercedes: 18 (+8)Red Bull Racing Red Bull Ford: 8 (+0)Haas Ferrari: 7 (+1)>2026 WEC Standings:PIA: 74.12LAW: 62.35COL: 57.65>News:Qualifying: 3 bongs 15 bingsSprint: RUS LEC HAM NOR ANT PIA LAW BEA
SLOPMULA 1
first for anime and Bortoleto
Someone please tell me G*orge R*ssell isn't going to win every single race this season.
GAYEST SPORT HOLY SHIT
Dogwater = the sportAgain one sided borefestkill yourselves
>KWABdiBLACK literally falling apart every weekendAmerican century of humiliation
>Asston Martin
George's eyes are too big for the rest of his head and face.
I closed the stream what happened to caddy
>>153855446Short women make me so horny bros.
When is the missing decimal coming back
AMX bros your defense???
jorj wins the wdc. this season is an email. ps3 will NEVER win a wdc
an american engine needs an american pilot
>>153855458All-time KINO onion bit
>>153855440Georgi Russelsky will not win every race this year*in Formula 2
I'm glad I slept through Melbourne, this shit is just unwatchable
P4 HAMP6 LEC...P2 LECP3 HAM
>>153855446Merc and AM both have pocket rockets working for them.Is hiring short stacks the new meta?
that was some mickey mouse shit
>>153855464Sec couple
quali in 5 bongs?
>>153855446IMAGINEMAGINE
>>153855473
>nihao
>>153855448When I worked in UK for some time I've noticed that many (ethnic) Anglos have those big fish-like eyes that kinda look out of proportion. Especially women.
>>153855473You just know people will complain about this
NII HAO
>>153855440
At least Charles managed to overtake kwabmilton as it should be.
>>153855481https://whenisf1on.com/races/china/Qualifying/
>>153855473Many, many, MANY such cases!
>George Russell is the first driver to lead 8+ consecutive competitive sessions since Lewis Hamilton in 2020
>>153855448It's because he's Gigagay
Nigga now
hamilton is visibly upset
>ni hao>shi shi>bing chilling
>hammo realizing he cant win against chuck
Bet he wishes he stayed at Merc lmao
Imagine being chinese and supporting hamiltonlike wtf, I can understand if you are white because of propaganda, but chinese? really? fuck off
>>153855555 get coming upprepare your gimis
ok, so all races gonna be like this?>RUS starts on pole>ferrari jumps him but gives up in couple of laps>RUS wins lmaocool season brocool regs bro
>>153855499Excuse me but we speak f1exposure.com in this house.
>>153855499Did I miss F1 Academy? I wanted to goon.
thoughts?
All things considered, I actually like watching these races.
>Goblino Champion >NARB Champion The new dark ages of F1
>>153855523thanks
3 laps and it was enough for a gap of 14sec?
>>153855531looks cheap
>>153855531Very gay
>>153855532yes, you must consume the goyslop
>>153855523>>153855532the duality of man
roll
>>153855520They support him because of his records, why are you surprised the nation that produces the most plastic has plastic fans?
>>153855521and leos
>>153855543notGIMI will not have the backbone to actually challenge russell wont he
>>153855523Tell your president to nuke Israel and Merc's HQ.
>>153855555gimi
>HERE CUMS HAMILTON
fuck this gay "sport"
edd
SUMMARY OF EVERY 2026 RACE:>mercedes sandbags to make the race look """exciting""" for retards watching>mercedes finally press the (((GAS))) pedal 1/3 to 1/2 through the race>mercedes 1 2only wasn't merc 1 2 today because the people's hero Ulkenberg did a little trollingexpect this early race sandbagging to be the plan for the entire season though
Chuck
>>153855531Looks like a Swatch x IWC collab like the Omega x Swatch versions
>>153855555based
>>153855458Demote ACKstappen to Racing Balls now
>>153855540>yes, you must watch 2 hours of slight interval changes with only 1 overtake in turn 1
>>153855555impressive, very nice
Is Cadillac larping as APX GP or what?? Why are their cars being so shit. Are they gonna make Perez cause yellow on purpose to make Bottas place 10th to score the first point for the team?
>>153855555Gimi
>>153855556>>153855521perfect timingperfect postperfect gimi
>>153855555nice digits
>>153855576They should. It worked in the movie.
>>153855555checked
Yeah, Hamilton is literally complete and utter shit
it's all so fake
>>153855544those supporter weren't that big before, pretty sure some people must have made some propaganda/hype for him there, guess chinese will get the same kike treatment than the west
>start actually watching races somewhat close to when they happen instead of just paying attention to results after the fact>max barely loses wdc to fucking nando>next season has merc cheats again and all the bri'ish media pretending it's skill and hit cheatingI'm sorry, guys. I should have kept to checking Wikipedia after every race.
>>153855572>yes you must watch the cars slow down on straights, that have to take corners after straights slowly, and the driver with the most battery charge overtakes the driver with less battery charge
>>153855552indeed, he is too shit for that
>>153855597Why does your PC autocorrect "Formula 1 in 2026" to "Hamilton"? Weird.
>>153855600why did they tag gatorade
nice sport europoors
>Lando Norris 2025>George Russell 2026What the hell did we do to deserve this curse?
>>153855600Sprints don't matter anyway.Save your outrage for when he wins most actual races this season.
>>153855621Because NARB is GAY(torade)
did lec get an unexpected surge of power at the sc restart?
>>153855631>What the hell did we do to deserve this curse?Allowed Toto Wolff to survive.
>>153855608look what you have done
aston finished the race and nobody has noticed
Add another one to the list
>>153855638that or tire not hot enough?
redpill me on mercedes cheatingwhy don't the other guys just drive faster?
>>153855631>they got championships before Chuck
>>153855631Price for Dead Bull dominance
>>153855421- I HATE SENNA- I HATE SCHUMACHER- I HATE VETTEL- I HATE HAMILTON- I HATE NORRIS- I HATE RUSSELL < ---- You are here- I HATE KIMI- I HATE UGOCHUCKWU
>>153855631We dared to hope that anything in this day and age could go back to how it was without gay antics, industry plants, rigging and faggotry. Max was an unexpected upset to the status quo, look how fast they worked to get another zesty dress wearing advertising mutt into the spotlight. Now mercsatan is back on its feet and I can only imagine narb will be contractually obligated to come out as a bender after his win
The worst thing is that social media retards and DTSfags will see the superficial """overtakes""" at the start and think this is racing.I've seen lots of retards defend the Aussie GP because of the Mario Kart shit at the start between NARB and Chuck. The Hamilton vs Russel thing is only going to push this impression further.
>3 hours till we get to watch Russell win quali
>>153855608>nandomedshitters have officially lost the plot
"The race"you mean the sprint?
>>153855671he really do look like that
>>153855600>mercedes nails the regulations>people complain about the fakeness>fia adjust the rules against mercedes>this is organic racing
>>153855680no spoilers bro, not cool
>>153855671Where's Max?
>>153855631What's wrong with George?
>>153855672>I can only imagine narb will be contractually obligated to come out as a bender after his winNARB's is not the face of a man who has never bottomed.
>>153855691No one hates Max.
Goblando has got to be the quickest forgotten WDC winner
>>153855669>before ChuckEvery single champion, past or future, will get his championship "before" Lekek, anon.
>>153855692he's british
>>153855696Who?
>>153855696Fuck, when did he get a title?
>>153855674>The Hamilton vs Russel thing is only going to push this impression further.you don't get it. hamilton has finally got his mojo back and is fighting for the wins again!
>>153855696>the quickest forgotten WDC winnerRindt wins that everytime
>>153855666Thanks for pointing that out, satan
daisy duckk and susie wolff have linked up! Need it or keep it?
Upside to ratards fighting over sand. There's only going to be like three races before the fia starts testing the engines (they won't actually stop merc cheating), so at least they won't have a like 250 point lead before they get "investigated".
>>153855692>What's wrong with George?Exactly. We've all been asking ourselves that question ever since he joined the sport.
business idea: stock f1 cars
>>153855726inside both of those costumes are perverted middle aged men btw
>>153855719Literally everyone remembers Rindt. Even you. If only for the circumstances.
CHYNAH!
>>153855745At least the "grass" didn't catch fire this year.
>the same niggas that hated on norris are going to start hating on george because someone told them to
>>153855696I feel bad that Oscar got the opportunity of a lifetime (literally) and blew it.
>>153855739>inside both of those costumesOh? So that's not the actual Susie Wolff? Could have fooled me!
why did jacques dye his hair?
>>153855446If you fuck that your kids will be yuki tier
>>153855755The niggas are named logic and reasoning.
>>153855755Yes.
>>153855755No one has to tell me to hate the British.
>>153855745Mr president, brackley is days away from developing nuclear weapons, I implore you to act in the name of the free world
>>153855744No I had to google posthumous f1 wdc winner
>>153855755I don't mind Jorj in the cheat car, he isn't pretending he's the underdog like norizz did
>>153855755>the only reason people might hate the most annoying drivers on the field is because someone told them toYou forgot to include how hamilton is annoying as well, and why not throw vettel being gay and retarded too?
>>153855762because he wanted to look kweel, and indeed, he does look kweel
>>153855758I meant minnie and daisy
why the timer is 45s+ here in this board, it's fucking annoying
>>153855666max didn't need to do this poser shit
>>153855695Factually untrue
>Lando just missing out on the podium in P4Can someone tell this bitch sprints don't have podiums?
the fag did it again
>>153855755>start hating on georgefuck off, hate him for years now
I don't dislike George but I shan't be watching the rest of the season. I'll miss you guys though.
>>153855825>will miss the start of the Stroll 26, Stroll 27, Stroll 28 reversalYour loss.
>>153855755Newfag
going to sleep, will post 4k alba later
>>153855825you can stay and post porneveryone knowd f1 is fake and dead anyway, sluts taking it in the ass is closer to the true f1 than whatever liberty pushes
What are you lads gonna do with your sunday afternoons and such now that f1 isnt worth watching?
>>153855846might try to squeeze out a third goon sesh
>>153855519He left because he doesn't want to be 2nd fiddle to Russel. As it turns out, he isn't as good of a driver as LeClerc neither.
>>153855846same as >>153855861
ded to mercedes
Eh, I like George.
>>153855846I will watch until Max retires.
MAX KWABSTAPPEN : 0 POINTS
>>153855885So this is your last year then.
>>153855883I'm gonna go do this to my toilet before the next race brb
>>153855890He has 8 points retard.
>>153855892doing this right now ama
>>153855891Starting to look that way.
>>153855907what did you eat
>>153855890Vettel 2.0 Can't wait when he one ups Vettel and troons out in a few years
https://x.com/MV33Racing/status/2032468572476178842LMAO FUCKING FIA KEKS CENSOR THIS KEKED CAR SHIT
>>153855631>Hill 96 / Villeneuve 97 but gaygrim
>>153855912My sheep girlfriend.
>>153855925I'm stupid and retarded what am I supposedly noticing here?
>>153855925I don't get it.
>>153855925This is a gawdamn imageboard you gook.
>>153855921Dumb dutch retard have a chance to switch at Merc and he choose not to lol. Hornyman and Marko being fuck off and the retard still cant see it that Deadbull is dead for good. Probably this is how we won the war against dutch. Now suffer, join the 4 time wdc aka FRAUD just like Vettel and Prost
>>1538559122 coffees 2 crumpets with a truckload of butter,Spicy chicken ramen with egg, shallots, and green onion, Miso soupPlate of crackers with aged cheddar cheese and chorizo and sundried pumpkin dip
>>153855946See the HUD and the sound
>>153855846rewatch the 1997 to 2000 seasons
>>153855952Think it might have been different this year if Horner was still around?
>>153855952>Dumb dutch retard have a chance to switch at Merc and he choose not to lol.He really shouldve moved on last season when he was getting raped by the mclels
>>153855956My car does this too.
>>153855952Could be worse, he couldn've followed the success he had with honda and switched to aston martin.
MAX VERSTAPPEN WILL NEVER WIN ANYTHING EVER AGAIN
>>153855954healthy
>>153855960No. RB's current problems is mainly brain drain plus new engine. Horny wouldn't change anything
>>153855960If Hornyman was still in charge max would've left/didn't make the charge to second in wdcKEK
What a kwab trying to back Rosberg into Vettel and Amx.
If Hornyman hadn't left, Max would now be in that Mercedes and win every race by 80 seconds while hating every single moment of it.
>>153855490>open fb/insta>all the 3rd worlders screaming about how sharl only fought nigger and after he passed he didnt attack russellwhy are these people allowed to live.
How much dubai chocolate did Merc have to eat for the FIA to rig the new regulations for them?
He should have crashed into the back of ham since he was leaving the team anyway.
>>153855987he wouldn't have shitted up the team to that level
Max isn't leaving F1. The brazilian succubus demands lots of money.
>>153855631wished to end HWL
Is it now safe to say F1 isn't a real sport?Will the thread be forcibly kicked out of /sp/?
Anime
>>153855960Horner would be openly fighting Toto in the pitlane and bringing back the V10s.
Nobody's name begins with the letter "R".
>>153856155and go where?
>>153856177/o/
>>153856177/y/
>>153856177/lgbt/ since f1 became so gay
George is gonna to have this Italian twink in hell all season, Kimi might just end up retiring
how did ps3 pass shartonelli illegally? did shartonelli fuck up final turn? if he did then that should be fair gameor did ps3 get rocket launch????????????
>>153856194f1 was always gay
>>153856212Since Mercedes isn't giving Mclaren any instructions on how to use the engine beyond basic functions, they're constantly trying to trigger the illegal party mode during sessions. This is what caused the mysterious power spike that put PS3 into the wall in Australia and the accidental overtake.
>>153856177Noops sorry I forgot the forward slashes
>>153856166My name does, faggot
mercedes line up for next season will benarb and max
>>153855952based carmenita seething compatriot
>>153856212he passed him before they crossed the start line so they were still under safety car or something like that
>>153856212Antonelli fucked up his restart and almost went off track, ps3 thought he was completely out which would mean he'd be allowed to overtake before the finish line but then he got rulecucked.
>>153856274faggot begins with an f thoughbeit
>>153856269>>153856274>>153856287Oh my god... I can't believe it... It's...CUM :D
>>153856309>almost went off trackwell that sucks. next time he must do the courteous and go fully off track
NZ Herald live text at the finish line, you might hehe
>>153856022Well, any other driver would have been black-flagged for dangerously slow driving.But Hamilton knew he'd get away with it. Obviously, the rest of the field saw through it and didn't entertain his stupid mindgames.
>>153856356
>>153856356It's almost surprising how much of a consensus there seems to be that these regs are utter dog shit.Short of a few contrarians making (what feels like) intentionally dishonest comparisons like 'durr we always had management akshualy' it doesn't seem like anyone is happy with how they've turned out.And I'm assuming at least some of those few contrarians are just merc/narb fans.
>>153856356hehe
>>153855464couldnt agree more
>>153856112And give FIA an excuse to disqualify him from the championship altogether like they did with Schumacher?
>>153856356I jej'd
Assuming the top 3 drivers are max, jorj, and chuck, who is the 4th best driver?Piastri? Norris? Someone else?
>>153856177Lmao Toto wouldn't allow two driver fighting for WDC. Russell will be 5 time WDC and beat all of Max record
According to rumors this is Mercedes first form. It's so over
alright i cracked stick into the toilet, got it all in the bowl, no cleanup, ready for f1 academy
>>153856502You've prepared dinner and dessert then?
>>153856475they all look paki compared to migg, bro
>>153856533I've backed myself into a corner on this one.
>>153856543kek
all this doomposting when it was the same thing last yearwe all predicted mclel dominance and then amx came within a place of winning the wdc in the end
lol
>a prius uses a 2 liter in line 4 that makes just shy of 200 horsepower>f1 cars are using a 1.6 liter v6 that makes 600 horsepower These f1 cars are just souped up priuses.
>>153856554Don't like either if these people
>>153856554the raped.
Fsex in 5 bingshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6lllK7mhvM
wanking over alba larsen
>People writing off this season when Max nearly won last year despite McLaren having a superior car
>>153856600already did
>>153856555is an prius a f1 car
>>153856555The f1 cars are only 500hp. Didn't proof read. >>153856633Half way, yea.
so we first get this w*mens dogshit racing then the f2 shitters then f1 kwabbers huh. its gunna be a long focking nite
>>153856600irl?
>>153856648>f2>chinakek check out this cazzie
we have kpoopers racing now?
>>153856648no Fkino. is this and then Fsemen
>>153856612Did you not notice the ridiculous pace advantage Mercedes has? It's not something skill can overcome in this battery management championship.
>>153856555the gt300 prius is about on par with current f1 speeds (170 mph)
>>153856648You can always not watch it
>>153856554KEK, shitskin lesbian is salty already
>>153856648>>153856668Some of the girls are cute. Why wouldn't you want to watch?
they really turned it into FormulaEEEE with constant fake overtakes due to different battery management - all computer controlled - instead of skilled racing grimi
>>153856554>raped max out of contention>going to get his number 2 firedbased kimi
>>153856555I legitimately like the design of the current Prius, it’s smart modern design, basically what Tesla THINKS their cars look like. If they made one with a stick or even a flappy pedal gearbox I’d consider one to replace my current aging ride (Chevy Impala), but they’re CVT which I’m not ready to accept yet, technology isn’t there (although maybe it could have been if they let the Williams run it in I think it was 93).
Kikimaze doing so good only proves that Lando and Oscar were average drivers with a rocketship.
would you prefer NARB as champion with a cheated car or /f1/'s long time nemesis Al Hamil with a Ferrari?
Academy cars really look like fisher-price F1s, they should make them look cooler at least
>>153856727I got like 55 mpg in a Prius I rented last year. 600 miles on a single tank. I still don't know why they couldn't just put all this in a normal looking Corolla. Making the Prius at all and making it look like a faggotmobile simply locked a significant portion of the population (straight men) out of hybrids forever.
>>153856612he shidded
What's the latest cope for Max being shit now?
Lmao piastri really had to let this fraud by
>>153856767True racists are simply allergic to cars that go against the spirit of racing. The same thing happened to Vettel when the v6 turbo hybrid cancer first infected F1 in 2014.
>>153856769wutabsolutely pathetic
>>153856765*men pretending to be very very straight
>>153856779But Verstappen looks like a Jew. Are new regulations antisemitic?Vettel got punished by G*d for bowing down to the machine. He became a leftoid green fart sniffer bending a knee to niggers with Lewis.
>alba lars-ACK
alba SUCKS
>>153856739>chuck and neekeri are the only futile force against the satandead sport
>>153856806hot
>female drivers
>>153856739hamilton is literally complete and utter shit, bro
feeling sleepy, ngmi to qually
Do you guys believe that Suzie spanks Toto a lot?I know she does
>>153856821But Lawson will make q3
is Academy really working? like, have any of their drivers actually graduated to better/relevant categories?
Not even fsexo delivers this year with women doing women things.. its all ogre
>>153856836Chadders won a race in Indy nxt
Well at least f1academy ferrari strategy spaghetti just like the men
>>153856555Why can't I own this thing.Why is my country's Toyota so fucking commited to the hot turds they make in Brazil...
I dont even want to watch qualiits too predictable
heh3 a breast
>ram into a car from behind>no further investigationbased femoids
>ACKs Vercrappen
I’m so tired of posh English twats winning
>>153856884just like how my first car got totaled
Business idea:To make women more visible in f1 , the f1academy points count towards the f1 constructors championship.
>>153856880I wish I had more hands
flagbearer waifu spotted
>turn on womeme race>larsen in last place
>>153856901Mine too
what went so wrong?
Why didn't they just put a new wing on Alba's car? Sonny Hayes did this shit all the time in the movie and they had an endless supply of body parts to snap on.
Wait, LEGO has a car?
At least the camera angle are good this year.
>>153856946they're gonna be sponsoring Cadillac next
alba did not race well but she's sexy so I forgive her :)
at least we get to listen the Netherlands anthem this year
lets see if the f1tv video editors can make that slurper of a sprint seem exciting
granadas suit design looks cute with the stripes on the sleeves looking like an undershirtgranada herself not so much
>>153856976they will just show yoyo fake overtakes and pretend it was the best sprint ever drivers battling and not just different software settings for energy saving/deploying
Can't believe he won the sprint, really didn't think he had the car to pull that off
gimi
And just like that, max is not in the goat talk anymore. And Hamilton is back.
Had a ham and swiss and now I'm tired. Should I just go to bed since Jorj is taking pole again?
>>153857040You can't go to sleep right after eating
>>153857044Who are you? My mom?
>>153857040>Ham and swissNequeri to Audi confirmed
>>153857050
Why did they cancel the desert races?The combined power of Western militaries should be able to protect them from the war they started, right?
>Jaque "I was on Jeffery's Island" Villeneuve
>>153857060One missile or drone gets through, hits stroll and it's over.
Do you think Chuck comes to terms with the fact that he will never be a WDC?
>>153857060Did they cancel them? It seems like British (((journalists))) are trying to manifest it and it hasn't actually been officially announced anywhere
>>153857102Wish I was dead
>>153857060>you will never see a shahed drone hit the mercedes garage because you told Iran on twitter that a valuable military asset is located there.Why even live.
>>153857116that can be arranged, you can even choose the front on which to die for Epstein and Von der Leyen
>>153857135You meant or....right?
narb will be insufferable this season, won't he?
Dun?
dad called chadwick a pig ugly bitch who needs to get the fuck off the telly
>>153857150He is every season
>>153857165You aussies are nice people
>>153857165and he is right
dun dun dun
DUNDUNDUN
>>153857165awful take
dun dun and the winner is george russel
here we go again
>M
Would prohibiting AI and automatic software controlled battery management be a quick fix to make this season at least a bit watchable?
>>153857165would have a beer with your dad and call him Sir
>>153857165trvthnvke
will mercedes have a lemans '55 style crash and pull out of f1?
>wake up 7min after 2.5hr of nap>shower, breakfast speedrun>open streamer just as the first DUNyeah, it's time to vroom
DC just mentioned the great leap forwardIs he allowed to do that? Will the CCP arrest him?
>>153857208same, bazd
BOT BLOCK
>Mr. Thailand Sex Touristaka Ted
George Hustle lets go
lmao, apparently the Cadillac fell apart again and Poorez lost his engine cover during the sprint.
>Cadillac out firstRed flag in Q1 already?
Women are to be seen, not heard
>>153857235They can't achieve either since no one watches F1 Academy.
>>153857227lel>>153856960
>>FIADocsBotFORMULA 1® HEINEKEN 0.0 GRAND PRIX 2026VIP access pass to the F1® Paddock - requests by team[Amended 13 Mar 2026]>McLaren Mastercard F1 TeamMr. Fang Shilong (to be captioned ‘Jackie Chan - actor and martial artist’)>Mercedes-AMG Petronas F1 TeamMr. Wang Ka-yee (to be captioned ‘Jackson Wang’)>Oracle Red Bull RacingMiss Eileen Feng Gu (to be captioned, for Asian markets, as ‘Gu Ailing (谷爱凌) - Chinese Gold Medal Winning Olympian’)Miss Lalisa Manobal (to be captioned ‘Lisa’)>Scuderia Ferrari HPMiss Emily Rudd (NETFLIX ONE PIECE GRID EVENT)Mr. Iñaki Godoy (NETFLIX ONE PIECE GRID EVENT)>Atlassian Williams F1 TeamMr. James Daniel MayMr. Kaleb Cooper (plus family x4)>Visa Cash App Racing Bulls F1 TeamMr. Zeng Wenhui>Aston Martin Aramco F1 Team[no requests made]>TGR Haas F1 TeamMiss Kaho Shibuya (MONARCH: Apple TV event)Mr. Anna Sawai (MONARCH: Apple TV event)Mr. Kurt Vogel Russell (MONARCH: Apple TV event)>Audi Revolut F1 TeamMs. Alexandra Daddario>BWT Alpine F1 TeamMr. Carlos Ghosn (Box, Box, Box Pit Lane Event)Mr. Jeremy Mortimer Clarkson (CORRECTION)>The Cadillac Formula 1 TeamMr. Ke Huy QuanMiss Lucy Alexis LiuMiss Nora Lum (to be captioned ‘Awkwafina’)
>>153856960oh no now teams know what not to do
Aston martin are gonna come good mid year right? Remember a few years ago when they started strong and fell apart after a few race weekends
AMX
>>153855692something wrong with you
>>153857248haas is a pretty based garage tb h
>>153857256ynr they had a real chance to win in Monaco in 2022
>>153857248I know Lisa is banging an Arnoult but who is Daddario banging that she gets a pass every F1 race?
imagine if audi sell their team before these regulations made for them end kek that would be funny but it would NEVER happen thankfully
are we back?
>max verwash-ACK>both mercs in the garagesome posters went to bed already
>>153857275lollmao even
PS3 has games
AUDI SURGE
>2 audis faster than NOR
>>153857275>Are we b-ACK!
>>153857270Her ex-husband was a Sauber/Audi investor, and she’s kept the privilege of attending their garageShe’s friends with Hulk’s missus IRL
>Poois
>>153857278>>153857286meejums vs softs
that fucking chink jobber lmao
>>153857267Wellington's brave Anna Sawai
Japan next
>>153857290Where are you RPM
and the mershaydes are out on track...
Zhou looks like he's gonna cry.
oh fuck off
COLAGODS
Yikes that fucking honda engine sounds sad
>>153857306We're not even past quali, keep it in your pants.
Jesus christ
>>153857315I'm not ready to apologize
>>153857319Everyone ITT loves yellow women
>>153857318sounds like a Honda outboard kek
thank fuck the next two races are cancelled so we get a month of development
>P1 Russell === P1 GR63 === No.1 GR63 === N1G63RWhat did he mean by this
jorj marginally faster than NARG
>the fake hud
>>153857330nice bulge
>mercedes isnt even pushing their engineits over go home find a new hobby
>>153857315That fraud will never hear an apology from me. Waste of a seat. Stroll-tier
>>153857332Max not gonna catch Russell bro
>>153857248>Kaho Shibuyawonder what the JAV code will be
>>153857330Well China is full of yellow women, pick one of those until the race ends tomorrow.
>just explain the concept of superclipping to me
LECEC
>engine starts superclipping>cut to outboard camera
>>153857345She’s a streamer now (SFW)
What they fuck did they feed those Alpines?
STOP THE COUNT
pls can somebody explain just how Mercedes have done this
i wonder if ferrari has build their car for combat
based or cringe?
>>153857330need me a yellow baddie
>>153857364The merc engine
chuck glory moment
>>153857364Mercedes engine
i turned it off
>Max inching towards Elimination Zone
>>153857364merc engines
mercedes pole time will be 1.30.75
just have the bottom teams do a one lap shootout and go straight to q2 with the rest of the teams
>red bulls below audi, alpine, and haas
>>153857369yes
Just took a massive F1 2026.
>>153857386SQ3 pole was 1.31.520 I doubt narb will go even faster
>>153857369he has high racing and politicking IQ so cringe
the car still drives like pure ass
AMX IS SAFE
>>153857402huh?
>>153857165Rude thing to say to a cancer victim
>Max is winning the championship with the 8th best car
why is neekero so shit
>Williams, Asston Martin and Cadillac guaranteed to be out in Q1Why even bother?
>Williams, Asston and Caddy outWho could have seen it coming.
kwab
BORT
Tranny rage
>>153857421fucking imagine
I admit, Audi is quite impressive for a first time engine
TERRIBLEEE
Kwab
sub-bottom onlysSAIALBALOBOTSTRPER
>>153857415It was true when I posted it.
Williams is the reddit team
Not great, not terrible.
i'm awake nowthanks carlitostharlitos
:(
>>153857428prey eyes
Yessssssss albon, feel the rage. let it consume you
Cathay nowNippon next
how did weejums go from occasional podium finisher to ultrashitter backmarker
>>153857439you settle down
So the Aston imminent collapse was just a false flag?
Why did i even wake up for this
>>153857454check the facts
>Cadill-ACK>Asston Shartin>Lack of Will-iams
>be ze wilhelms>stop developing your car at the start of 2025>have the mercedes cheat engine>this is the best you can do
What f1 merch does everyone have? any good shit out atm?
>>153857446*alexoh well
>>153857453Sacrifice 2025 to sacrifice 2026
>>153857421The second he wins something you'll see the usual "team built around him; actually fastest car, just difficult to drive" cope
don't even bother with q1 now ayewilly are SHITasston are USELESScaddie are BABBY
>INCREDIBLY CLOSE TO THE CUT OFF>1s between them (Mercedes didn't even bother with 2 runs or and tuned down)i love gas lighting
>>153857458would argue properly but only have to point to one:>STRyou got the completely wrong impression there chieflance fucks
>>153857439Absolute state of the Willys when they looked to be on the up last season
>>153857351>Can you explain it to me in the context of a bag of sweets?
Steve Nieslon once sold me a second hand Audi
When is a car gonna crash to the point an endless lithium fire breaks out?
It's happening cuba is falling!
>>153857470>INCREDIBLY CLOSE TO THE CUT OFFthis is your own fault for listening to *ngloid commentaryjust don't do it!
>>153857477>I drink your sherbet
>>153857345>>153857362Thought you were being funny but she's actually a pornstar lmao? What's she doing there
>>153857468But its true tho
>>153857463no merch for me, its useless
>>153857471I merely posted the Q1 kwabs in order from P16 to P22
>track is an anthro girl reaching to touch her beansWhy can't we have more tracks designed like this?
>>153857463no merch for me, I'm poor
More like Fred Zesti
>>153857495no you didn'tdon't pretend you're not a gay homosexual now
>>153857463I used to have one of these shirts when Charles was at Sauber because I thought it would make me look like him (it didn't) so I sold it. Was also thick as fuck so useless in the swampy English summer
>>153857491AFAIK, retired from JAV, wrote a book, and is a general media personality now. Has a youtube channel and a Twitch channel.
>>153857497I know what you are monster fucker
>>153857511Lol
>>153857362"former AV star" translates to "high end escort", for the record. somebody is paying a couple grand to lay pipe in the paddock
>>153857508you need to stop looking for deeper meanings in posts anon
>>153857439Welcome Sergio Perez to the Aston Martin Page of Results
That turn before the line is going to DQ so many drivers due to plank wear.
>>153857514I wish her the best of luck. She has massive tits
>>153857521>deeperit was at the surface
I've got to take a shit.
>>153857511I went to the Sauber factory with a mate while Charlie was there, the people at the desk were lovely, they let us take a picture with the car in the lobby and went and got us signed cards from Charlie
>>153857524Total millennial death
>>153857454see>>153857524even the cum addicted swiss anon got it
Not going to lie that Audi is sexy as fuck. Done a surprisingly good job with the engine too considering it's their first year
>that engine sound at the end of the straightholy shit
>>153857524This is where his feedback gets them?
>>153857545calm down
>>153857548Like a rubber band in a vacuum cleaner.
>>153857524JUST
>>153857530>She has massive tits*hadShe’s lost loads of weight. They’ve shrunk considerably
>>153857547>vag enters a sport as regulations change (or here, asks for regs to change directly)>makes the best engine>dominates>quits when they start dominatingthey did it with le mans, they did it with wrc, they are now doing it with f1
>>153857538Nice. Those were the good old days when I was convinced he was going to bring in Ferrari's new golden age. Quite a ways from home for you though, just on holiday in Switzerland?
>>153857248Lisa spotted!
>>153857511>because I thought it would make me look like himAnd why on Earth would you fucking want to look like him?
>>153857556It sounds like a machine that's about to die, Monza will be miserable
>>153857564Well that is a shame>>153857565Here's hoping
>>153857435it's all veterans from the LMP programme, is why. guys who have been building championship-level engines for 20 years. compare that to the clowns at Honda and Renault who are all diversity hires.
>>153857553okay
>that clanking
>>153857577Because otherwise I'd look like me
>>153857566> just on holiday in Switzerland?Yeah, haven't been over for ages but for a while there I'd travel to Europe most years. I'm well and truly overdue.
>>153857610riveting
>>153857248Post Eileen goon
>>153857606You’re perfect the way you are, m8
>>153857463I ordered a Ferrari hat after Kimi's win in 2018, it got "lost in transit"I hope the prick at UPS who stole it enjoyed the hat at least
This is like being a battered housewife. You hope someone else is going to go P1 in qualifying but you know deep down what is going to happen.
>>153857610Must get expensive. I haven't visited enough of the continent to my shame. Would love to visit Switzerland
>>153857566>Those were the good old days when I was convinced he was going to bring in Ferrari's new golden age.Reminder that they literally fired gimi for him. Terrible idea. I'd say the worst in recent Ferrari history, but then I remind myself that they fired Arrivabene for Binotto. And Vettel for Sainz. And then Binotto for Vaseur. And finally Sainz for fucking 100M Hamilton.
Completely forgot about the sprint. Anything fun happen.
god damn it bort
>>153857627riveting
BORT YOU NIGGER
The number of people who just posted >LINBLAD
>>153857618
hadjar is another red bull shitter rookie
>colapiss
what the fuck is up with the audio levels, is it the chinks?
HAHAHA GET FUCKED JORJ
may something actually be wronginshallah
>>153857599thanks
>german cars out of warranty
>>153857644Hapa women are the next stage of human evolution
circumcise gluedick now!
>>153857630LeClerc-Sainz was the best lineup Ferrari have had since Raikkonen-Massa
Mercedes qt
>Mercedes """problems""">Pole by half a second
Thanks for ruining everything you tranny fucking BORT cunt
it's that weird little girl who works for mercedes
kankerm*rcedeskankeraudikankerporsche
>>153857659Kek.
>>153857463I bought a keychain and a t-shirt at Las Vegas. The Cadillac team shirts are retarded. Probably for the best as these cats can't win with these cats.
>>153857657>hapashes a seanig
>>153857669post-crash Massa was a shitter, the Alonso era might as well have been a one-car team. Raikkonen was washed by 2014 and was just a sacrificial lamb to help Vettel win (which he'd promptly choke away). By the time Vettel was partnered with LeClerc he was a joke who cared more about crying about the strife of turd worlders than he did about driving.
>>153857627Nothing in particular is cheap from Australia so it's one of those things. But yeah there's heaps to see and do. Would absolutely recommend taking advantage of it. Places like the Ring, Spa, etc are all well worth a look too.
>>153857678Incorrect. White father. Chinese mother.
Making a shot out of all the tiny drops of alcohol in all the empty bottles I've accumulated before I take them to the recycling placeI'll let you know how it turns out, it's mostly vodka anyways.
>PREPARE A FRONT WINGfor his anus
>>153857644
>>153857694Sure, anon, sure. Everyone is shit other than Sainz.
>>153857630Gimi was to Vettel as Bottas was to Hamilton
>>153857633Linblad got spun out and Norizz cucke shamilton in the pits
>>153857644who is this semen demon
>During his time away from Formula One, Briatore maintained his longstanding belief[17][20] that Formula One should focus on spectator entertainment over technical innovation.[61] He frequently criticised the direction of modern Formula One, and particularly its emphasis on "hidden technology," saying that "nothing costs more, and delivers less entertainment".[61] He attacked the larger auto manufacturers' push for fuel-efficient engines, saying that the new engines' slower speeds were not fun to watch[62] and that fans wanted to hear the loud noises of the old Formula One engines.[63] He also criticised the new Formula One spending cap as “gay”, saying that independent teams could not reasonably reach the $175 million ceiling.[21]
who the fuck is steve nielsen?
>>153857721Gu, the CHINESE olympian
>>153857700I don't get it. What's the joke?
>>153857714nah, he was just better than a pensioner Raikkonen, a broken Vettel, and a literally brain-damaged Massa.
HahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahTotal Mercedes death!!!!!!!!!!!
CHEATCEDES DEAD
HAHAHAHA
Very convincing sandbagging, Toto.
>>153857710>times we live in
FORMULA 1 IS SAVED
russeltards...
oh yes yes
WE ARE SO BACK
oh no no no
now THAT'S unterhundingwell done Toto
WIR SIND SIE EINEN UNTERHUNDEN
FUCK MERCHAHAHAHAHAHAHAFUCK MERCHAHAHAHAHAHAHAFUCK MERCHAHAHAHAHAHAHAFUCK MERCHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
YESYESYESYESYESYESYES
NARB
IT'S SO OVER
ENGINES FOR THE ENGINE GOD
OH NO NO NO
>those crowd cheersLmao
KWAB KWAB KWAB
God is real
get fucked jorj
suddenly
I PRAYED FOR THIS AND IT HAPPENED
FUCK
Congrats Kimi for winning the Pole
JORJ IS OUT KEK
>>153857751this guy gets it
Get fucked, faggot!
need to see m*rc engines blow upthis is not enough
rigging it this hard
imagine driving a german hybrid
>no MWLbased/10
>Stuck in 1st gear
MASSIVE engine braking
MANIFESTED
>>153857721She’s a non-American woman
this changes nothing, he will get pole anyway
>>153857718Gimi was to Vettel: A close friend and respected teammate.Bottas was to Hamilton: A contractually obliged buttplug.
so does it happen that on the 2nd day jesus himself came down from heaven to put the great satan down before it could rear its ugly head
George got it going again retards
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
You people fell for the drama
And the goyim goes wild
the boy from barbados
>verstapp10
GIMI
did Toto sabotage Russlel to let Antonelli have youngest pole record?
>>153857721literal media rage-baitalso probably the richest freestyle skier
>>153857798Being a willing cuck doesn't make it better
>>153857734Right. Too bad that never showed on-track or in results.
>>153857800calm down>>153857801calm down>>153857804calm down
>>153857742>>153857747>>153857788>>153857790>>153857801You ale raughing?A bliish man is stlanded in China and you ale raughing?
hilarious outcome
you know this increases the chances of hamilton podium
>He fell for ze hund
>>153857721She's the last thing you see before you divulge state secrets.
YOU FUCKERS NEVER LEARNRUSSELL IS INEVITABLE
>>153857827Howling at that image
>ynr how they hyped the bottas-hamilton title fight in 2019
Would you /f1/?
Twink on twink violence at Merc
doesnt carerussell wins from p10
>>153857841there was no f1 in 2019
>>153857828>the chances of hamilton podiumChances don't matter. Sir Lewis will find a way to bottle it.
0% chance jorj clutches this
the rig is in
>>153857832It's a cross that all Englishmen must bear
>>153857827kek what an editfukken saved
Mein Gott ve vere lucky Georg vas able by der skin of his toothen to bring his grieviously vounded car back to the garage. I must tell you ve barely have a car at all, ve are fearing very much zat der Aston und Martin vill be neck und neck mit our Silberpfeile. ADUO? Ja bitte, I zink there ist a gut chance ve vill need some assistance from it.
dead bull
my man OJP is back
AND WITH A SPECTACULAR DRIVE FROM P22 SIR GEORGE RUSSELL WINS IN CHINA
>>153857832>Britishonly cucks call themselves british
>>153857820Sainz finished every season closer to LeClerc than did Vettel, and had a better win percentage in the Ferrari than second-stint Raikkonen or post-crash Massa.
MCLEL IS FUCKING BACK
>Falling for Der Unterhunden
Can the McLarens fuck off please
>10 RUS No Time P
>>153857897We just have to wait for their engineers to figure out the deployment strategies from the engine like Mercedes have.
a lot of you fuckers weren't here in 2014-2021 and it fucking shows.
>>153857912they are irrelevant in the race
Chuck please do it
>>153857908you need to stop flip
AMX is a fraud
>>153857597make sense
I am going to ream beartwink's ass
>>153857894>closer to LeClercKek. That's your metric?That makes them the closest matched lineup, not the best. In fact, that they were this close means they were a terrible lineup.
Shot guy here. Most of it went back up through my nose and I'm in a great deal of discomfort now.
>>153857940she's right though
>open goal for a pole>car is too ass for it
GUESS WHO'S BACKBACK AGAIn
HE'S OUTIT'S SO OVER
>they are counting out ARE JORGEdeath, taxes, russellwinslol.
he'll choke it
Biggest fake drama for dts bullshit
>>153857890Cope, greatest empire ever
FUCK OFF NARB
Digits for Chuck winning WDC
>they thought george was outOH NONONONONO
We are so back narbboys
>>153857940>DTSfag exposes himselfNone of the qualis matterMercedes is just that dominant
>>153857970the english empire?
/F1/ SEETHING>/F1/ SEETHING/F1/ SEETHING>/F1/ SEETHING/F1/ SEETHING>/F1/ SEETHING
I swear if Russell stil manages to snag pole
My sweet summer children I can't believe so many of you fell for that shit.
>they bought into false hopeOH NONONONO
>>153857958are you sure >>153857961>>153857977>DTSfag exposes himselfthe fuck are you talking abouti'm telling you to stop spamming you retard
Genuinely don't think it's ever been as over as it has been this season
look at dis dude..... ohhhh no no no.....
>vers7appen
>outqualified by an AlpineIt's so over.
>>153857999Checked and correct. This is worse than 2019.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
PLEASE JORG PLEASE JORG PLEASE JORG PLEASE JORG PLEASE JORG PLEASE JORG PLEASE JORG PLEASE JORG PLEASE JORG PLEASE JORG PLEASE JORG PLEASE JORG PLEASE JORG PLEASE JORG
GO JORJ GOBANISH NEGUINHO TO THE SECOND ROW
Fell for it again award
if gasly is so good then where is col-and-go
AREALGIMI
>>153857967told you
>p1-p2hahahahahaha total /f1/ obliteration
fuc you jorg
BEARChads... We eatin good
>>153857946Leclerc handily beat Vettel every season they were partnered, if you forgot. so, LeClerc is the best Ferrari driver since Alonso. Sainz was closer to Leclerc than Vettel was, meaning he's the best #2 driver for Ferrari since pre-crash Massa.lemme guess, you're only looking at race finish order and are assuming Ferrari's race misfortune is the driver's fault rather than them constantly fucking up strategy since at least 2018?
GOOOOOOOOOOOOO RUSSELL GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORAPEKWAB THE NON ANGLOS
>>153857721Eye lean goo
>RUSSLEL
GIMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
wow so balancedI guess mercedes isn't THAT dominant huh
Hamilton should be useful for once and take rhe mercs out at turn 1
NARBNARBNARBMERBBROS!!!
Its nice for Max to actually have a teammate who isn't complete and total shit
>merc 1-2 again
Kimi its James
>fake kimi was already parked in pole spot
the sandbags are offahead of the rest even in a broken car
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
give me your best 2014-2020 MWLs
>>153858045except now the car is complete and total shit even in AMX's hands.
bit of adversity for the writers to make jorj win from p2 huh hehe
ANTRUSHAMLEC...RUSANTLECHAM
not much of a celebration for a first pole, huh?
Okay I'm going to bed. Hope Gimi wins tomorrow.
absolutely rigged
yeah i dont think this semen slurping sport is for me
>Mercedes get front row again>Ferrari will overtake them at the start again>Mercedes will finish 1-2 againSeason's over, stop watching.
Is Toto the richest employee ever?
>>153858048heh
WOWIE ZOWIE HES SO HECKIN YOUNGAROONEY THIS IS FREAKIN AWESOME!!!Fuck off
>Gott in Himmel ve haff survived Q3, by der barest of margins Georg vas able to drag his Scheissebox to der end and scrape P2. Ve ver very lucky, even der Wilhelms ist competitive mit us dis year.
>plays games to unterhund>gets shit on by a shitter teenager
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Man i CAN'T WAIT for Ferrari's challenge tomorrow! It'll be a total BLAST!
>>153858045slow cars are easy to drive
>>153858072Steve Wosniak or Paul Allen
Why is F1 so low energy these days? Is it because we are getting zoomers as drivers who's brains are fried?
>>153858070I hope every single race this year is like this. /f1/ might not deserve it, but F1 does
Why is everyone seething that Mercedes is winning? Sorry I don't really watch this "sport"
this shit is so fake and gay
How will Ferrari fuck up tomorrow?
This is dawn of new era of Gimi posting if Kimi wins
>as you can sehen, wir haben der many problems with ze car, und we muss work hard to fix them or we will be in trouble>but you won>ja, but mitt many issues and problems mitt ze car
>>153858072>>153858084you're not really an employee if you're a shareholder
>>153858088any driver who shows an iota of personality is fined or fired for it
it's fascinating how angry /f1/ was over the Merc dominance, forgetting that it was the result of Schumacher being deeply involved with the development of the Merc F1 program from 2010-2012. you'd think they'd be cheering for Merc for being 'Schumis team'. alas
>>153858088NARG knows that this pole is fraudulent since Russell was 0.400s faster in Sprint Qualifying
>>153858075Kek
>>153858091They ruined the sport from 2014 to 2020
good night to those who are going to sleep
Apologize, now
>>153858088people cried about Ricciardo being too loud and outlandish
>>153858105I would unironically cheer for Mercedes if they hired Migg instead of NARG
>>153858098it's very common for employees to own shares if they aren't shitkickers
engine issue just at the last moment to make sure that shartonelli get a record for the Great Satanfuck this shit
>>153858105why would we be happy for some negro getting the credit for schumi's work?
>>153858091Think about the an oil Arab club winning over and over again
>>153858088"media training"
>>153858045this car is directionless hed killed himself in the other ones
Hamilton
>>153858138>>153858138>>153858138
>>153858075big fan
How come Gasly is doing decently well?
Ham takes out Jorj first corner and Lec sprints to the lead until the checkered flag is the only strat
>>153858105Merc isn't "Schumi's team". Schumi was there entirely as a marketing gimmick and even he knew it.
>>153858129because the reason Merc were allowed their early tyre and engine tests is because the FIA were sucking up to Schumacher. those cheat cars exist because of Schumacher. Hamilton being a 7 time champion is because of Schumacher. >>153858174he was more involved in the development than Rosberg was.
>>153858186Your mailman was more involved in the development of you than your "father" was.
>>153858186But he was mogged consistently by Posberg
>>153856229>tfw I miss bernie
Will he deploy the battery? Will he save the battery? Will he use the boost? How much battery can he save?
