2026 World Baseball Classic EditionQuarterfinalsFriday, March 136:30 p.m.: Korea vs. Dominican Republic (FS2) – loanDepot Park8 p.m.: USA vs. Canada (Fox) – Daikin Park
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cubsisters...
Canada with the walk off HR to stun and eliminate Team USA
>cubs and mets fans suffer from lead induced brain damage and autism
>makes your boreball thread more exciting
>mfw america and america(italian larpers) colluded to eliminate chicanos/mexicans they're still mad lol
>>153848759colluded by beating them?
Canada lost their sporting world war in their only sport.this meme plastic marketing gimmick exhibition for the MLB cannot make up for the damage we did to their nation state 3 weeks ago.
real zutt hours
>>153848739>>153848751Ugh...
>outman>is safecringe
I live with my parents kek
If I post the right meme people will think I’m a white american
>>153848769monke!
>Poodres sale is expected to be north of $2.6 billion.
Oh lawd Bohm hit anuddah one
pacos fuming kek
>>153848735>with the goal of throwing two or three inningsaiming for the stars!
Cubpie
If you're playing for the Blue Jays in a WBC year, you are contractually obligated to play for Team Canada.
>>153848745die
>>153848833That girl is American, though.
>>153848769>Jays lost>Drake lost>Oilers lost>Team Canada lostEven if the leafs pull a W this time they've already lost the cultural battle
>>153848804das rite
Mariners!
We don’t even care about baseball and we’re going to win anyway Chicanos can’t stand this
13 days til the Doyers start their next campaign
>>153848751we should give the leaddie bears a chance
If I'm planning to do the 9/9/9 challenge in LA should I save up for the dodgers or Angels? Also is a beer 12fl and a dodger dog? Or what am supposed to do?
>>153848855>has to talk about the dodgers because he’s precious Mexico got eliminated Got another one seething boys kek. We don’t even care about this sport anyway
varsho :-)
>>153848864>Or what am supposed to do?not puke on the guy sitting in front of you
>>153848745live
the wbc really was mexico's/chicanos only change for sport revenge on america (who has 3 massive geosportlitical wins in the last 3 months lol)
>>153848833How did a progressive Californian from Oakland whose dating a Mexican become chuds waifu?
>>153848886Chuds are desperate
>>153848886
>>153848886By being literally perfect
>real retard hoursI'll see yall when the games kick off
>>153848895
My rosary broke Italy bros are we cooked
>rosary
>>153848917What the fuck is that flag
>>153848903that's a weird image to have saved on your computer anon
>>153848745How can we have a walk off home run when you bet on the bottom half of the inning
the mantiply meme gamble was a bust i see
/mlb/ will be the only general where Alysa Liu posting is acceptable.
when is baseball tho
>>153848996theres baybow right now it appears
>>153848886Because he's Mexican in the way Nick Fuentes is Mexican.
>>153848935lol
>>153849008fuentes is literally a quarter native american. just because they look white doesn't mean they are.
>>153849008lol
>>153849008so you're saying her mexican bf is gay?
>>153849022Yeah he's literally gay. Total chud victory. Suck it nerds.
>>153848996>>153849004WBC isn't real baseball
>>153848804$3B*
>>153848886>chuds waifuthats not whos astroturfing her on spee thought. James L. Chuddington
>>153849046This guy gets it
>>153849042They're not even worth that much.
poodres lol
>>153849060how about you talk about your own team
>"Being honest, I love the Mariners. They know I give my best for them every single time that I step on the field, but winning the World Baseball Classic would be top of the list," Rodriguez said in an interview on "Foul Territory" when asked whether he'd prefer to win the World Baseball Classic or the World Series.>"This is for my country; this is for my town; this is for my people, my neighborhood, everybody in the Dominican Republic, so I would say winning the World Baseball Classic would be No. 1."
just a few more hours for wbc fun
>>153849088oh, I was just over in houston and heard some screaming and slamming from coming from raleigh's room, wonder if this is related to that?
>>153849091limpwristedwould NOT give a good hand job on the tube
doyers
Still windy as fucking all get out -_-
>>153849074Doggie Doo fans try not to think about the Poodres [Challenge level: Impossible]
>>153849074>>153849143It was bad last night.
the americans will lose soon
>>153849117Look at her go!
baseball has concluded
>>153848886Whose
>>153849117luv me doyers
hate umps and cappies, love science, nintendo, american cheese, outer wilds, boba tea, amateur milf porn, in-n-out, costco, primus, cats, the sopranos, the 'lot, and the 'dgers. simple as.
>>153848978Based
why arent foul tips that are caught out?if it popped up and was caught it'd be out, so why not tips?
I feel like the genny simping over a human girl is an improvement
GAMES TONIGHT:USA vs CAN (effectively the same thing as the finals to USA)DOM vs KOR
>>153849435As opposed to what?
>For those without a subscription, watching with a crowd wasn’t a straightforward alternative either. The Japan Times reported before the tournament that bars and restaurants were uncertain about whether they could legally air the games under Netflix’s terms of service, which prohibit commercial use. Netflix told Blum it wouldn’t take action against businesses streaming on personal accounts, but the initial ambiguity was enough to cause confusion.This means japanese people read terms of service... are they retarded? Just turn on the game bro, netflix will not reciprocate your le epic samurai honor in any way
>>153849435She's a test tube baby so it's like a half step towards an actual human
>>153849434they count if it's the 3rd strike. it happens too often and it wouldn't be fair for the hitters otherwise.
>>153849464That's hilarious.
>>153849416>>153849468Why does she expose her pits so much?
>>153849434They indeed are in 2 strike counts
We need The Pig
>>153849328Based, Primus sucks
>>153849491>>153849473Does anyone happen to know the history of this? It sounds like one of those very early baseball rules that went through a dozen changes between 1876 and 1895?
>>153849104I just watched a porn where a guy gets bored of his gf's handjob so he arches over and starts sucking his own dick.I didn't expect to see that shit.
>>153849434feel itd force catchers into making really dogshit risky catches
>>153849473>it wouldnt be fair otherwiseas a non-yank, this is a bit of a weird premise for a rule game balance shouldnt be achieved with little rule technicalities, like why not move the mound back a couple feet to balance it instead of adding another rule?
Pool play of USA and japam
>>153849496Which team is Manoah playing for now?
>>153849508rule changes have always been a regular part of the game. that was probably determined very early on.>>153849525foul balls on the 3rd strike were once an out. you're not watching some static product. it's always being tweaked.
>>153849542Reck 'em!
>>153849538>6-8reminds me of something elseoh there it is, at the bottom of the pic
>>153849566kek!
>>153849542Manoah? You mean 2025 World Series almost almost champion Alek Manoah of the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim?
>>153849565apart from ABS, manfredrunners and DHs (all for entertainment purposes), when was the last real rule change?
>>153849599pitch clock in 2023
>>153849611that was also for entertainment purposes tho
>>153849538it's not fair, Japan just farms aussies czechs and chinamen
>>153848751that also applies to Astros and Rangers fans
>>153849599imo lowering the mound in the late 60's probably had the most significant impact on the game
>>153849622>farmsthey were lucky to beat ustheyre shitters and I expect them to be beaten, potentially by italy
pretty crazy how the doyers have cursed vtumors two years in a row now
>>153849636the venes have been doing good enough I can see them taking it tbqh
I'm the pig...
I'm the Slam Pig
nap time
Which team are we rooting for this year? Who saved baseball more, the WBC or the Bananas?
>>153849672Dafaq?
>>153849687for me?It’s the loco beach coconuts
>>153849687both are reddit
>>153849687The Long Island Ducks
>>153849687The Portland Mavericks
>>153849687division losers should be relegated to this league for a year as punishment, most would probably gain attendance
>>153849700I dont see the cubs anywhere on that graphic
>>153849594Recker won
i love the wbci love the bananas i love... the 'lot
>>153849700Reddit is based tho
>>153849748Based RC
>Secret Korean group among final bidders for the Padres and will bring Korean cheerleaders to MLB>Manny wants to add cheer sections to Petco like the do in NPB because the environment during the Dominican games have been coolChadres slowly becoming more representative of Asia than the fakers in LA.
>>153849750>poodres moving to Incheon
>>153849750I hope the Warriors Owner gets it and rugpulls the Poodres from San Diego and relocated the franchise to Sacramento in 2036.
>>153849687Hmmm, should I root for the team managed by Phillies legend Ryan Howard or the team managed by Phillies legend Shane Victorino?
>>153849795retarded take Fuwawa
>>153849795Sacramento doesn't need a team, they already got the River Cats!
>Luis Servino will start for the DR if they make it to the semis
>>153849811
>>153849820
>>153849820>Implying team USA is moving on
>>153849464>company has to tell customers to take it easy, the ToS is not as big of a deal as they're making itJapan is incredible
>>153849831We're facing the corpse of Michael SorokaWe will be fine
FAGGets kek!!!
requesting the stankees squirrel webm
FAGGOTiners kek!!!
>>153849842couldn't even beat Italians who just shoveled down pounds of their Nona's special stromboli and chased it with espresso
>>153849795Imagine Sacramento gets the Padres after the A's move to Las Vegas. Wtf is happening in California? San Diego and Oakland can't have teams?
>>153849846this is antisemitic, delete this
Man they're breaking Salvador's ass on social media but I find it silly. It's Omar Lopez the retarded idiot who placed 3 catchers on the lineup without leaving a spare one on the dugout and didn't use Salvy's veterancy as a catcher for the benefit of our pitchers and defense.
Venezuela lost because Venezuela sucks.
>>153849687Party Animal bros where we at?
>>153849855the A's got less attendance than the Spring Training Complex Rays. Sacramento doesn't really care for baseball
>>153849871You take that back right NOW!
>>153849875No.
>2/3rds of fans support a salary cap>1/3rd of fans are bandwagon mouth breathing max vaxxed npc's with no inner monologue>Side with the 1/3rd for profitFuck this Jewish league
spring training particularly a snoozefest this year with the WBC
>>153849851good thing that the mariners have no chance at winning the ws
>>153849886I hope Korea doggie doos on your porch and your game.
>Canada losing the the second time to the USA in less than a monthCanada bros. This is worst timeline
>>153849920wish america was trying to compete with china still, without them theyre obsessed with us instead
>>153849920Sorry to say, cricket is your sport now
Canada humiliation ritual tonight. Watch Korea and DR if you want an actual good baseball game
>>153849939I really watched a USA vs mexico baseball game earlier this week where 75% of the fans in attendance were supporting mexico despite the game being in the USA
I just want to PERSONALLY congratulate derosa on his future masterclass where he outpitched canada's elderly bullpen after losing to italy because you forgot to had a game to play still.
I gotta feeling (ooh ooh)
>>153849906>doggiesA succulent venezolANO snACK
>>153849951I'm watching both :D
>>153849906is that you in the picur cute :3
>>153849951both will be a blowout lets be honest
>>153849939crickets deadlet it be a lesson about the dangers of not gatekeeping the ownership of your teams and governing bodies
I've never watched a cricket match, is there any point to giving it a shot?
>>153850017test match cricket is like playoff baseballt20 is like bananaballid recommend an ODI since its finished in a day but isnt a complete meme
anyone else sick of beating can*da buncha pinche jotos!
>>153850033if only you cared about sports more than 2 countries play then this wouldn't happen, oh well
Just got off my wfh job of 8 hours of doing literally nothing
>>153848978what team is she rooting for in 2026?
Please fill me!!!
>>153849599this year they will finally make base coaches stay in their box
it wasnt the 2 grand slams, it was schneider, thats why the yankees got blown out
>>153849687they appropriated my clowns?
>>153850046
>>153850092korea has the hot hand
>>153850046She's from Oakland, so none
>>153850092jays legend kim
>>153850038I am the open-minded millenial guy. My cities' minor league soccer team moved. Last time I went, urban denizens were yelling at us as we walked to our car from the Inner city stadium. Not paying for MLS or EPL games just to see the latest Anti-racismo message. Not attending MLS games on vacation to see Plastic goobers wave rainbow flags, beat drums, and scream fight and win. Maybe the World Cup will change my mind. Intrigued by Hockey, Rugby, and NCAA soccer since there might actually be Americans playing on the teams.
>>153850046She's a Cards fan.
>>153850092Dominicans gonna bootyblast the Kimreans.
what snacks you got lined up for the games today
>>153850046Why are anons obsessed with this 6
Skenes should be focused on baseball, not posting about his girlfriend being on Baywatch.
Guys, how hyped are people in your country for WBC compared to last time?
>Italians fail to qualify for the world cup>Italian-Americans will effortlessly make the wbc finals (and win)Why are our old-world cousins so weak?
>>153850201The lady at the liquor store enjoys it.
>>153850175shes actually so mint
>>153850175can she act tho?
>>153850175Is having a hot girlfriend a [spoiler]distraction[/spoiler]?
>>153850224its an interesting discussion
>>153850201There are definitely more people paying attention this time. There wouldn't have been this level of outrage about DeRosa and Raleigh in the past
>>153850201much more than last time but still not too much
>>153850175i really don't see why so many guys obsess over her
Korea vs dr in Miami
>>153850235Schwarber is a fool for not having 10 kids with her by now
>>153850283he's going as fast as he can
>>153850201No one here gives a shit about baseball :(
>>153850265she's an indian's idea of a perfect woman
>>153849468>Genetically engineered to be my wife Based, I heckin love science!
>>153850297Her pregnant what?
>>153850297they did make it though
>>153850305boingggggggggggggg
>>153850334grats phillies
>>153849566Heyyoooo
>>153850296But why?Even the Netherlands could manage to wield a team.France also has some territory in the Caribbean right?
>>153850345Wielding a team =/= caring about baseballI think more countries would care if1. Their national league was good2. Their national team was goodThe international "major league sport" debuff made so that its going to take a long time (one decade atleast) for this sport to seriously grow outside of the places it already is popular
>>153850345The Haitians violently murdered all the French people there. Even so they and their other islands only play soccer I think.
>>153850345I can’t think of any famous players from Guadeloupe or Martinique. Weird, considering other small islands like Curaçao are able to get some guys to the big leagues.
>>153850172She’s an alt cutie, girl next door type. And you’re probably a 1.5 at best anyway.
>painted ladies butterfly migration in San Diego>Manny and Tatis Jr playing out of their mind in WBC>mystery bidder>SDFC won a game with 9 men on the field against Toluca for concacaf championshipSomething feeling magical in the air
"The WBC means everything to us.""This is the best thing that has happened to baseball""Winning the WBC means more to me than the World Series""This is the real world series"Can people stop pretending this is some amazing, life changing tournament? It's always been a mediocre tournament
>>153850369Basketball and volley are the only ones that managed to sort of escape this by nott ryong to monopolize the sport & supporting other leagues early on (and volleyball not being a "major sport")
>>153850392>She’s an alt cutie, girl next door type.Yeah, she's alt but doesn't seem to be a deranged dangerhair though
>>153850405arenado would have been a better pick than bregman tbqh
>>153850402Seethe and cope this tournament is literally the world cup for real baseball nations
>>153850407Not trying*
I need Timmy’s BWC
>>153850413Is there a world cup for fake baseball nations?
>>153850402>"Winning the WBC means more to me than the World Series"a mariners player said this which is odd because that team has never been to the world series
I’m Timmy
my cubbies :)
>>153850433>odd because that team has never been to the world series...? wouldn't that make it make MORE sense given that no one in the organization or the fan base has any frame of reference?
>>153850402>high energy, fun competition among nationsvs>stats autist circlejerk where allpeople care about is thousandths accurate stats and everybody seems boredgee I wonder
>>153850433Imagine your growing up in the Dominican Republic. You really think some kid is saying to themselvesWould I rather win the defacto baseball world cup for dr ?Or would I rather win a world series with the Mariners ?Kek
Why the FUCK is fluke flyover starting over Will Smith
GAME THREAD>>153850452>>153850452>>153850452
dominican supremacy ends tonight. the asian dawn is now
>>153849874>Sacramento doesn't really care for baseballthey didn't even name the team Sacramento, which would be the bare minimum
>>153850369> Wielding a team =/= caring about baseballYou are right.And maybe they took part in the qualifiers in Europe but couldn’t win because they don’t have relevant MLB players.As the French guy said, they literally don't care about baseball as people including migrants in the US.
the CAN/USA game is going to go 7 innings without a run then we're going to give up 2 and americans are going to go crazy with excitement over such a huge win
>>153849750>bring Korean cheerleaders to MLBPlease don't give this literal retard any ideas to make more shitty music
>>153850464The sport can grow anywhere as long as there are local teams to watch and the talent is improving, that requires money tho
>>153850550just needs the cool kids to play it while growing up
Feel like Japan and the US are going to be exposed pretty hard, both pools had some pretty notable shitters that allowed easy wins.
White Sox's Martin beats the Cub's Martin
Go Canada!
>>15384875190% of the lead lines are from Cleveland.
>>153849480why do you think?
doyerpacolets...
>>153849088this is why the mets missed the playoffs. dominicans do not care
>>153850623did she get the white girl stink or asian girl no-stink BO gene?
>>153850627This is nutsno wonder Chicanos and Mexicans gravitate to baseball since it doesn't punish them for being manlets
>>153849799What a philly predicament
>>153850222Act?
>>153850497Cygames /Nexon games will buy my Chadres. We can have blue archive/Uma musume night.
>>153850623So I would lick my screen?
>>153850738>Uma musume night.
someone bake a proper USA CANADA breadthis thread is sloppy and unfocused
There are a lot of succulents down there.
>>153850627new england bros...
>>153850623https://x.com/AI_Chiii_/status/2028066384408887641
>>153851064Do people actually find this attractive?
women shaving their armpits should be a criminal offense
>>153850305I wouldn’t even know what to do with those if I ever got an opportunity with breasts that big
>>153851092I wish posting retarded shit like this in /mlb/ was a criminal offense
>>153851081I don't know, but I'm sure there are some enthusiasts.
Game thread for our game>>153851115
Skenes will never play in a bigger game than the semifinals vs DR
>>153851215he's going to win game 7 of the world series with my mets
>>153851215god shes so sexo
>>153850757I saw that on Instagram, you'd be surprised how much hidden gems you can find through Instagram. For me, I did not know we had a Costco candy warehouse esque in San Diego at national city. Also yay, Manny finally did something.
River Cats are one of the best minor league teams, have the best minor-league stadium in the United States (in my opinion) and the best mascot (Dinger).
>>153851215sexo tanline on the booba
>>153851321For me, it's the Sea Dogs and Slugger.
>>153851215she gets mogged by any random hapa
>>153851457Good mascot, anon.
when is the new jersey all stars vs colonial possession match starting?
>>153850459
>>153851846>mfw
wtf Korea. you were supposed to weaken DR for us.
is pete crow armstrong native indian?
>>153851820Shut up, dirty chinku.
u guys ever slid into second with some bad intentions?
Timmy still seething kek
>michael soudesuka
ahemHAHAHAHAHAHAHAFUCK ROGERSROT IN HELL TEDKEEP YOUR NAME OUT OUR SPORTS
>>153852407Stick to hockey, bud. OH WAIT
lets go doyers
>>153852502I am cheering for your team, nimrod.
miggy-ro
we ain't beating dr
>>153852205no.you ever slid into home when your butt is full of foam?
>>153848718ANONS GIVE ME A FUCKING LINK FOR AMERICA VS. CANADA NONE OF THE ONES ON YANDEX ARE WORKING
Teo!!!
>>153852659faggot, you have money to be in the UAE. pay for that shit.
TEO
Knack is gonna get shelled with the way the ball is flying
Watch WBC you unpatriotics
>>153852741Watch this bussy
>a fucking leaf
>>153852741>watch the bryce harper groundout simulatorno?
>>153852741I'll watch the final game
based Knack with two Ks
attaboy Knack. prove me wrong.
tibbie
>>153852741Only disney plus has a stream here, i dont know a single person that has ever paid for disney plus
>>153850201This hypedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uTx4VADUtR4What about you Japan Kun, are there people getting together on the streets or public spaces watching the game?
Damn Korea, nice try
>>153853031>nice try>10-0was it really, though?
>>153852983Based DRI wish we were as hyped. WBC is not aired on TV here.
From what I've been learning so far, Korea likes baseball and has a good professional league. How did they lose to the Dominican Republic? Or is the DR that strong?
>Kn-ACK
>>153853077Should've told Netflix to fuck off.
>>153853080The DR is that strong
>>153853080Koreans plays baseball for fun, Dominicans play baseball to escape poverty and their third world country. It would be like comparing a professional runner to a guy running for his life from a tiger. One has a bigger incentive than the other.
return of the knack
>>153853115Please most of the people in the dominician republic nt havent seen actual poverty since they were teenagers
>>153853115>Koreans plays baseball for funKorean players do take baseball seriously.Korean society sets a greater value on academic career, so choosing to play sports as a student narrow down alternative choices in their life.Also if they win an international tournament like WBC, they will be exempt from military service.
>>153853080dr produces the best young talent
uohhh(ToT)Canada chan sugoi!
wake up America
>>153853442who's the last Dominican born player to win an MVP or CY Young award?
USAsisters????
>>153853500Sandy Alcantara in 2022 NL Cy Young
>>153853080the korean genes that make pretty girls also make bad athletes
>shartper>fudge>schwarBUM
how do you guys feel about the tigers?
>>153853659big kia tigers fan
>>153853659I'm glad Skubal got paid but that arbitration case is going to catalyze the next lockout
>treinenget this chud off the team
Baseball is a stupid fucking sport. Way too much variance.
>>153853877just have to hope he's experimenting rn and isn't going to put them in binds during the regular season
>facing a two run deficit>2 outs>runners on second and third base>Caissie (sic) at the bat>strikes outThat this could actually happen...Baseball is a fucking magical game, bros.
>>153853913there’s two men in the arena, so to speak. mano e mano, pitcher and batter. a true test of one’s mettle
>>153853955yeah, looks like he stopped fucking around after walking the first two batters
>>153854034mighty caissie just struck out
flash in the pan dumpass bum
>>153854073he even struck out swinging, it was perfect
>big dumper
Tuck'em!
tuck 'em
Get tucked
Tuck her right in the pussy
espie :)
>ruins your sport
tibbs dinger :)
TIBBIE
TIBBEH
>>153853483>>153853466>>153853466>>153853466>>153853496
I think the mariners SUCK!!
We own Canada forever
USA USA USA!!!!!
Bruh we are being mogged by the DR rn
Lost to Italy just to beat Canada.
>>153854589now up against DR with your best closer and several relievers spent, just to win by 2a mark derosa masterclass
Bednar has never been this happy in the Bronx.
>Using up Miller for Canada>DR playing with protagonist energyWe're cooked
Give me the Domincans
>>153854633He has tomorrow off.
did Kershaw get used?
Hey cubs will you trade PCA to my favorite team?
thats my GOAT webbie
Alec Bohm for PCA. Who says no?
>>153854683nope, he was probably supposed to play in this game during garbage time and now hes going back to arizona
>>153854683No. And he's getting replaced after this game. >World Baseball Classic: Clayton Kershaw to be removed from Team USA roster in favor of Twins starter Joe Ryan
What is so uniquely disgusting about American golems that showing them in the bleachers causes humans a visceral disgust? Is it the fact that they're clearly all formed from a subhuman pool of mutt genes, or something else? I have never wished for a stadium to collapse in on itself as much as I did when they were doing the crowd shots. Especially that fat fucking drunk retard in the Judge jersey flailing around behind home plate. How fucking sad lmao
not mad, proud of the boys they played well
Yandy Diaz and Taylor Walls for PCA
>>153854683Nah he cracked open a cold one mid game. My man is there for a retirement party.
>>153854732it is houston
Canada played well and probably deserved a different fate other than getting matched with the stacked U.S. team. Canadian baseball is on the rise.
>USA vs DR is on FS1Why not big Fox? The Oscars needs counter programming.
good job casparius
>>153854729Is this even allowed?>Yeah we rostered this washed corpse but now we actually just swapped him for a real player in the knockout round hahaCan >we even do anything without rigging?
Good news for Canada is that if Japan wins and scores 4 and Italy wins they qualify for the Olympics
>>153854790Yea, the rules are you can sub people after the quarterfinals.
>>153854790reserve rosters in october follow the same rules as the wbc as far as I'm aware
>>153854782>Sunday at 8And interrupt Animation Domination, featuring a new episode of The Simpsons followed by an all-new Family Guy?
>>153854782can't interrupt the simpsons episode 802
>>153854809harperbros, are we worried???
>>153850459How did it go?
>>153854808japan better haul ass then
Is Tatis on the juice again?
Bench Harper, do not leave out Gunnar.
>>153854818Don’t forget American dad! Which I just learned was on FOX then new episodes moved to TBS and this season the show moved back to FOX
>>153854809Retarded, they don't name a full 52 men so they should be made to stick with what they have barring an injury. Sick of these MLB fat cats kvetching>>153854817But postseason 28-man rosters are constructed of a team's 52 man which has been set before hand, so while they can pick and choose between rounds, they can't just randomly name whoever to appear from the beyond.
>i fell for it when you guys said joe Rogan died in the game threadIm a loser
>>153854821It will likely be less embarrassing than the nonstop assrape about to be inflicted on the team USA BAWBs
That’s great but the US is gonna get mogged by the Domincan monkeys
>>153854906>he didnt check multiple times just in case the news was late
>>153854906i looked on twitter and rogan wasnt trending so knew it was bullshit
>>153854881those guys are on the wbc equivalent of the 40man/52man, they do set them before the tournament started
>strikeouts your all star player
>>153854932So maybe it's less made up but it still feels gay for such a short tourney.
Mason Miller's pitches are too fast.There's no way anyone can hit those.Everyone should bunt.
I wonder what Big Al is up to
>>153854912But we took down Canada and isn't that what really counts?
>Matt Groening's net worth is around 600m nowI remember seeing his comics in bookstores before the Simpsons blew up
kekini
>>153854986I remember Life in Hell compilation books in Barnes and Noble but the simpsons pilot aired like 5 days before I was born.
>>153855001mindgames SUCCESFUL
>>153855001makes me like cal a bit more lol
>>153855001klenk, at least josh is locked in
Canuckchads, we won! Now we get to watch the Americunts drop the soap in front of Vladdy and the Dominican bvlls. We successfully tenderized them while the DRchads were violently raping Korea. Tomorrow we get to sit back, relax and watch the Amerimutt tears.
>>153854981I don't give a fuck about team usa, especially with all the really gay bandwagoning, if you can call it that, because of muh furpuck (which nobody really cares about to start with and I doubt any of these crass fags were actually following the Olympics).Americans are the gayest most disgusting race in the world, sitting around comparing ballplayers to muh soldiers muh USA muh pride meanwhile this shitheap nation is getting all the copper ripped out of its walls by the boomers in charge before finally selling it to the highest (Jewish) bidder Holy fuck I hate America, I have never in my life wanted to see a national team humiliated so badly. I can't wait for it.
I think the tournament would be way better if it was held in the middle of the season or after the playoffs. Everyone is still in spring training mode and not fully locked in yet.
>>153854986>I'm 65 and posting in 4chan Time for the cyanide already gramps
>>153854986>Before the Simpson blew upThe show was created in 1989, how old are you ?
>>153855017>Life in Hellyeah, that was it. I was just picturing the hapless looking rabbit. Simpsons shorts used to be shown for a little while in movie theaters along with the trailers. they were hilarious and unlike anything else out there at the time.
The Simpsons have been around for so long that homer and Marge were boomers in season 1 and now theu are millenials in the new oneBart was gen x in season 1 and he is now gen alpha
>>153855077No real MLB players would be permitted, imagine the kvetching if someone important got injured midseason in an exhibition tournament? Break something and your season is done. At least here there's a good chance you play down the stretch barring something catastrophic.
>>153855001https://youtu.be/Xcz-rVPvL2Y?si=Tj0s-dt_L5XRInjO
>>153855103graduated in 89>>153855084lick my greying nutsack. you came to my house.
I'm afraid the Italy vs PR quarterfinal will have empty stands, would be a bad look. Not a lot of Puerto Ricans in Texas
>>153855064Speaking of which, the US team had some Navy SEAL who went on to be a Fox News and Newsmax contributor give them a pep talk tonight. He had previously made himself known by tweeting how he would make male Democrat voters his concubines if there wasn't social media around.
We have up zero home runs this tournament.
>>153855064Then go back to the brown shithole you came from
>>153855168I feel like Texas is just an awful state for sports other than zogball
>>153855063>>153855064>cuckwatchingWho raped you? Oh, that's right, we did. GOD BLESS AMERICA.
>>153855001for maximum shithousery, he should offer his hand to vladdy next game and then do thishehe
>>153855181like 30% of our earned runs this tournament were from errors
>>153855140Replace the all star break with the WBC tournament every 3 years.
>>153855116The fuck? No they weren't, why are you larping as an old man?There were no "Simpsons shorts in theaters", Groening's first animated cartoon was adapted from Life is Hell and shown on Tracey Ullman, it was popular and they asked him for more stuff which is where the Simpsons shorts came from. That show aired on HBO.
Updated odds. USA still the favorite to win it all.
>>153855064This is pretty much how I feel but I’m not so in your face about it..
>>153855236Vegas is on Crack lmao.
>>153855185>>153855195>*incoherent golem noises*It's retards like you that really keep me going, knowing that if I do I'll get the chance to smash a bottle right into your dully pulsating temple.
>>153855130It's fucking dumb. Like very dumb.
>>153855236theyre trying to bait americans
>>153854912>>153855260
>>153855208they were. always blows my mind when you retards that weren't around explain what was happening to people that experienced it.
>>153855245So they haven't looked great, doesn't matter, these tiny sample sizes in baseball mean nothing, on paper the lineup is just as talented if not more so than the DR and they'll be facing Luis Severino. Meanwhile they'll have to face the best pitcher in the world.
>>153855242You should be though, it's incredibly cringe and I'm fucking sick of literal MIGA morons being such loud, boisterous asswipes. Sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up, people with brains are being loud this time.
>>153855245Skenes is pitching and the USA lineup is better than DR. You fell for the "food and family is important in our culture" meme
>>153855236I hope we continue to win close games so the rest of the world seethes.
>>153855273Die off already gramps
>>153855281You can always go back
>>153855001Why are they like this
>>153855281shut up nerd lol
>>153855278>>153855282>USA has better hitters than the DRYou can't be fucking serious, just tell me you know nothing about baseball already.>Muh Skenes!Great pitcher but they're literally trotting 9 MVP type players out there and all of them are taking the patient Soto plate approach. It will take more than that to stop them. And Sevy is a legit ace pitcher once again which you'd know if you watched baseball in the last three seasons.And the best pitcher in the world is either Yamamoto, Ohtani, Skubal or Peralta, full stop.
>>153855242>>153855260>>153855281Say that again but without crying. GOD BLESS AMERICA.
>>153855335>>153855356>>153855382You girls are still crying huh?
>>153855376>Peralta
>>153855301why? I have a comfy life now-largely unburdened by the anxieties and stresses about the future thirty losers like you live with in your day to day.
>>153855376>MVP type playersusa has actual mvps.
this is getting cringe>>153855278but they havent met a good team outside of italy
>>153855394Is Trump why you can't have sex or find a high-paying job?
AND IM PROOOOUUUDDD TO BEEE AN AMERICANWHERE AT LEAST I KNOW I'M FREEEEE
>>153853077Nobody watches tv anymore, but still is dissapointing to hear that, i expected your people to be way more involved and supportive of your team, some of the brands that are serving as sponsors for the team could have arranged a few places with big screens, platforms, idols and what not to motivate the people to gather and show your energy.
>>153855408>actual MVPsJudge, and Harper who won it a decade ago before having his arm rebuilt and playing a different position. Outside of that they have a bunch of 2nd tier guys, still good yes but firmly 2nd tier. Every single position player that's appeared for the DR is the absolute top, or 1B hitter on his team, and this is without J-Ram even playing. They are stacked harder than anyone besides maybe 2023 Japan.
>>153855394Seething kek. Please stop using my flag and go dilate. Free Quebec.
>>153855480Free Alberta too
>>153855459the 4 best players in USA vs DR are all Americans.
>>153855492Based.
>>153855452Kino picture, don't use it for your pathetic chudshit larp
>>153852958First Inning Bench-Clearing Home Run Celebrations 101
>>153855457Ohtani fatigue is real, there's even a whole wiki page about it.
>>153855452me on the right
Austin Wells plays for the Dominican team?
This is problematic
>>153855498LolLmaoWho is this exactly? The pitchers? Skenes vs Sevy doesn't matter because of the limits and deep bullpens. Mason Miller won't play. Judge is not demonstrably better than Soto, Tatis or Vlady, despite media narratives. He is an MVP because he slugs and plays for the Yankmes.
>>153855498On paper, they don't perform when they put on the Team USA shirt.
>>153854621>with your best closer and several relievers spentthe fuck are you talking aboutwe don't play again until Sundayour closer is "spent"? derpdo you even watch baseball
>>153855533he no white papi
>>153855538no one in my country knows who these guys are
>>153855546Yeah nigga the Dads are gonna let Mark "retard" DeRosa trot Miller out on one day of rest.
>>153855542Witt is better than anyone on DR.
damn some guy who sprained his ankle in 5th grade is posting essays in the game thread
>>153855542Witt is better than anyone on the DR team
>>153855571KEKHoly fuckImagine being from fucking Missouri and smoking so much meth you believe this
who won usa-canada? didnt watch one second of that sloppa
>>153853174No, he is right to some extent, but that doesn't apply to all of them, Vladdy and Tatis Jr were both born rich(their fathers were MLB players) Machado and Wells grew in middle income families within USA and Soto well he was poor but not in shambles.
>>153855001I don’t get it
>>153855585Imagine having skin the color of poop
>>153855533I do not like the dummyricans, but I do appreciate them getting Wells to break out of his shell. Hopefully he brings that energy to my Yankees. He's been abysmal at the bottom of the order and I hope this changes that.
>>153855598If you lost there would probably be like a dozen threads about it on the board right now
Cal Raleigh’s a real jackass
>>153855614Do you like Bad Bunny?
>>153855585Sorry Diego, it's true. Raleigh is better than everyone on DR too.
>>153855542>t. lifelong baseball fan of 5 daysYeah I'm sure you know more about baseball than those that actually played
>>153855623>>153855633>A BLOO BLOO BLOOYou WILL be our FIFTY FIRST STATE and we WILL tax you more than New York and California put together. You "people" deserve all the suffering in the universe until you apologize to Don Cherry.
Let’s get Will Smith in the lineup tomorrow DeRo enough of this fake tough flyover
PCA is the only American with enough sauce to handle the Miami crowd.
LeafyDoos Kek!!!
>cow rally
>>153855687Skenes has got that unshakeable Timmy BWConfidence
>>153855659back to pol
>>153855698Can't Win Nada kek!
>>153855687Load Depot's a fucking cavernous aircraft hanger so it doesn't matter how loud they get the players won't feel it.
pregame handshakes are dysgenic
Yhency Almonte comeback tour beginning
>>153855622I remember Wells playing subpar with the Yankees, now he's popping off with platano power and just fucking seeing everything from our pitching. He needs a paisano to bounce off to fully reach his potential.
>>153855704Go back to lacrosse. OH WAIT YOU SUCK AT THAT TOO KEK
>>153855778TOP KEK THAT MAN HAD A FAMILY
>>153855747maybe not
Doyerbros…
>>153855598Good pitching there at the start. Got pretty dull pretty quick. I went home.
doyers won :)gg mariners
Holy fucking SOUL. Forget it I'm rooting for DR
>>153854981why naruto tho
We need nu tho
>>153855598Same. Stopped watching after Mexico got eliminated.
>>153855840
>>153855498Name them.I could give you Wells but he is definitely not in the top 4 o 5 of our best players.
>>153855585give us the list of DR players better than witt. if your list is longer than Soto idk what to say
>>153855533Agustin Pozos Fernandez es 100% dominicano.
>>153855637Not a fan of his "music", and you? i prefer Anuel, Eladio, Myers, Farruko, Arcangel, there are so many better trappers and regaettoneros out there.
>>153855999more into sexo music mehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FL27Fd41mRs
>>153855999But you’re an island monkey. You have to like Bad Bunny. Just like how all Asians must like BTS
