5-3 USA.....
USA is blowing this
Only way for the US to win now is Italy
>implying we'll ever lose to canadiaa fucking leaf lol
the women's team wouldn't blow this.
Holy shit he is falling apart.
5-3Canada did it!
GAY SEX IS HAPPENING AT THE STADIUM BATHROOM>>153853400>>153853400>>153853400
bruh WTF is wrong with mariners players theyve been ass the whole wbc for different countries
>OH N-
just fire this team into the sun
we're still gonna win right
How many batters until ohtani
>>153853471vid?
>>153853453HHHHNNNNGG!
>>153853466screencapped :)
>>153853471Blow Gays Kek!
burgerbros...
Put some respect on his name!STUBBY CLAPPLAPP
KICK THIS NIGGER BITCH OFF THE MOUND.
>Stubby Clapp
If digits I'll let my girlfriend fuck Denzel Clarke of team Canada because he looks so badass and tall
This is kinda boring even when it's now "close"
women's flyweight
WTF WE'RE ABOUT TO LOSE
>>153853467I can't even imagine that it would be mercy rule every game until inevitable Japan/Canada vs USA finals.
>>153853483go ahead retards, there's just no way stacked superstars will lose to literally whos and retired players
>>153853453>millions of zoomers find this irresistible i do not understand
attaboy clarke, 4 fouls, run the numbers up
What do they do?
We're just giving them hope so its more crushing when they lose
IT AIN'T FUCKING OVER TIL IT'S OVER!!!!!!!
Derosa must be sweating, leafs have the momentum now
We're really blowing it Redban
always with the melodramatics>oh no the guy didn't bat 1.000>oh no the fella didn't pitch 0.00>it's so over now
>>153853497They don't care about raw beauty they have been addicted to Instagram for their entire lives, they want quirk.
this dark fella is hitting everything
>>153853453I look like her
>>153853497you prefer the company of men
>Keller has pitched twice this wbc>caused USA to lose against Italy>setup Canadian rally tonight against CanadaWhy is this nigga even on the team?
>>153853503Not really. Canada already won the story.
>>153853504but if i did this to her it's "illegal"
>>153853504>no nipspretty gay
>>153853502Pettitte does HGH
>>153853514Hellen keller
>everyone calls this the 'dream team'>look at the roster>farthest thing from a dream team i've ever seenwill the US ever field an actual dream team for a full tourney or does MLB/contracts mean there's just too much risk letting actually good pitchers go the entire length
The poster underneath me hasn't had sex in 3 months... feel bad for him...
>>153853497winning is attractive
>>153853508Sometimes its fun but yeah sometimes people going ITS OVER ahead 5-3 it gets exhausting.
>>153853514cuppiecakes yummy
Is my tv ahead of your stream?
>>153853503if the team plays like this against the domincians you're getting rolled, you should be up 8 right now
get me insurance run(s)
>no Mexico in the elimination round>Ohtani on a good team doesn't feel that special anymore>Team USA is boring>Mercy rule in the elimination roundAdmit it, the 2026 WBC has been a bust
>>153853528Have sex
>>153853504they owe me sex
>>153853517Literally just a plot of Mexican population
Team USA has way too many hitters who usually heat up in June or even July. Way too many April/may coldies.
>>153853497She is undeniably gorgeous and has an infectious personality
>>153853533he missed his spot by a mile kek
What are they going to do to us?
>>153853540Wont be a bust when canada wins this hame
>>153853532i prefer orange
i like macko but fuck me if he has control problems25 though so whatever
>>153853555Molest us like Wander Franco did
Shartper!
if team usa loses I'm going to kms
these US old farts can't handle the MACK
The poster underneath me is CONVINCED he could have gone pro if he didn't sprain his ankle in 10th grade. Since then he's been an insufferable baseball know it all and he tells people "I know. what I'm talking about... I was basically pro"
>>153853496Baseball is mostly luck and team vibes. MLB superstars often go full retard if they have to bat against some unorthodox college kid that they've never played against before.
my umpies :)
Imagine if the USA called up 99% normal guys and the guy on stilts from the Savannah Bananas. They argued there's no rules against a guy on stilts and then he hit a grand slam and trotted around the bases 3 feet above everyone else
Grab some bench Harper, this ones on me
perper
>>153853564Stream it.
ooof Harp
Would've gone pro if I hadn't joined the navy
>>153853566>>153853567Kek
>Canada has data caps on home internet Kek you leafs are about to have the laggiest streams
>>153853566>>153853567LMAO
>>153853555Mercy us. Also, checked.
harper a shit
ump is on the take
>>153853579Why are Jewish bagels so good?
>Harper>Larping as a good hitterIt’s ok phillisisters, he just doesn’t care about the WBC
Judge flies out
>>153853566>>153853567
Harper needs to go back to Clear Water.
one of my AA team's pitchers? just got your MVP to fly outs
>>153853566>>153853567>It's vibes bro, I was almost pro!
amerilards thought that was a no doubter kwab
>>153853579what is it a by-product of?
Even if Canada wins this it's only going to be cope from leaf flags>yay we beat them in baseballWe still beat you in hockey, it's like getting cucked out of the 10/10 girl and settling with a 5/10 thinking it makes up for it.
>>153853547>undeniably gorgeous lol lmao evenshe’s cute but she’s a 7 at best
>schwarber strikes outWHY
>>153853601I do this with my bros too
>>153853598That 17 year old Brazilian who made him GIDP was more kino.
>Clunge
my AA lil jay? 2 strikeouts and a flyout to your fraud all memeteam
Yordong mentioned
>>153853579Did he say goyim AHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>MLB chokers choking in the WBCPottery.
>>153853593Harper's been checked out since he had his first kid.
a fudgian flyout
stars&stripesbros, i don't feel so good...
>>153853566>>153853567Fucking kek
I need to buy a motorcycle and ride around in the desert
how many innings can Mason Miller go
>>153853566>>153853567I believe this
>>153853504I'm currently watching her video and analyzing tomorrow's match against Venezuela.
Don't fucking tell me Canada is actually gonna make a comeback LMAO
>>153853608You mean a 4
>bednaris derosa throwing
>>153853632Based Vero Leal appreciator
>>153853634yellow fever is a mental illness that many many anons suffer from
Baseball is crazy. One second you're winning the next you're winning by less...
>>153853566>>153853567Discord fags
I’m going to rip off Ken Rosenthal’s gay little bow tie and shove it down his bird like throat
>BednarARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
>wet amdyeah i water cool but its an intel processor
Some of the filthiest nastiest (in a good way) I ever had was when I lived in Montreal for 8 months.
>super team usa getting dominated by AA pitchingDR is absolutely mercy ruling us.
Literally no one enjoys mid-game interviews
>>153853658kek
maybe italy winning wasnt a fluke, bros
BASE HIT
Everyone on team USA sounds dead inside.
>>153853664Rosenthal does
bros it's actually happening
>>153853637he's a giant fucking retard who's only around because he sucks Manfred's dick
>>153853632>check her out>analgay
>>153853633I forgot about >>153853657how you guys doing, did anything change or nah
Dude had like three errors on one play and they gave it a hit. lol
the choke is happening
Oh cool the guy that couldn't close shit for the PITTSBURGH PIRATES is gonna give Canada the win
Every interview with team America players makes them seem so fucking vanilla and boring and just not SOVLFUL
>>153853663Skubal will dominate DR Bullpen might blow it tho
>>153853647Honestly it is. I didn't fuck for 2 years and then woke up one day and I was super into Asians.
>>153853634>Hating on Alysa
what is that retard doing
>>153853579Hes right i do love this
>Cal is still unable to shake handsCal just hates everybody now
>>153853664>hey here's an important part of the game>let's do an interview and ask the most pointless, braindead question
HOLY FUCK
I feel like Turang didn't even have to leave his feet for that one
>>153853679>her
Bros... if USA wins my latina wife said she would sit on my face to keep me in my place. How do I recover from this
Uh ooohhhhh!!!!
i'm going to take a nap before the F1 race later tonight but leave the sound on so i can listen to us lose while i sleep
turang is hurt
Canada's gonna win.
wtf is this faggot doingis this slippy g shit common in baseball?
please bring back the crypto scam stream at least it wasnt lagging 2 minutes behind
>yankees pitchersoh what a kek
>>153853680Trump just placed another woman from the old government as president lmao. I'm still not sure if things are going to get worse.But who cares, USA made an error; an event that preludes a disaster.
what the fuck
>>153853687>Skubal
uhhhhh Ameribros???
Rob Manfred here. Activate Canada Comeback. Let's keep the sport growing there, USA is at its ceiling.
It's the 2015 Blue Jays. Infield shit and then the mammoth homer
BURGER BROS THE HEGSETHE PLAN IS FAILING US
We are literally throwing
Italy will be the US's only hope
AHHHH THE WHEELS ARE COMING OFF
>Wild pitchHOLY SHIT
Naylor fucking do something for once
UH OH STINKY
Oh noooooo!!!!
BROS
>>153853692Cal is hitting .210 with a .770 OPS this year and Seattle is losing 80 games
>>153853697love that move, she's really good at it, too.
this can't be happening
Go first no matter what! I love baseball tradition!
US players are betting on this game.
>>153853707damn, stay safehopefully with this oil price shit they'll lay off you
is Cal ok?
OH NO NO NO NO NO STANKEES AURA ENGAGED
This shit is so embarrassing.
Mexico must really suck if they lost to this. I thought they were better than that.
If only freeman was there
I'm gonna fucking die of laughterIT AIN'T OVERTILIT'S OVER
jfc
A FUCKING LEAF
cal deserves this for being a little bitch
We're just trading losses in our national sports
>>153853712>Activate passed ball
>>153853566>>153853567kekkkkk
I told you guys, baseball is just vibes. I know, I almost went pro but was unlucky.
Cow Rowwy D:
USA is a hockey country anyway
CHOKE CHOKE CHOKEoddly enough, i think this tournament is racially radicalizing a shitton of people. seeing how hard the hispanics play for their country and.....none of the white people do.
>/we’re/ going to lose to canada as karmic justice for being insufferable after the gold medal hockey game
I love science, nintendo, and the sandlot
>DeRosa bullpen mangementHoly fuck DeRosa might actually be shot in the streets of Houston if they lose this game
>>153853750nigga we ain't losing
yeah im ready to dump this dumper
What the fuck is Bednar's problem?
Honestly fuck this shit. I hope they lose at this point fucking pathetic losers. Alysa Liu is my wife.
at least this game isn't being played in americanow that would cause some issues
COOOOOOOOOWWAWEIGH!
>>153853735Thanks bro :)Maybe your team is finally going to fucking wake up with that wild pitch.
POO.S.APOO.S.APOO.S.APOO.S.A
>ball gets away>tying runs in scoring position
Canada is winning it... payback for all the shit talk we did towards them. We deserve this.
Cmon just one hit
>>153853764We lost to our own guinea C-squad
Oh boy
>single handedly proving that baseball managers matter
IRAN DRAFT ALL THESE PARTY HARDING MOTHERFUCKERS YES EVEN MIKE JUDGE OR WHATEVER HIS NAME IS!
Naylor is fucking trash lmao
>>153853770Even if the US lost no one here would care
>>153853781u r gay
naylor is such a retard lmao how can he be useless AT SAC FLYING LMAO fuck the mariners
i cant believe they're wasting my ace's good start like this :c
>>153853750Who is gonna win against the US in handegg
>>153853767He’s a yankee
if digits USA loses and Bryce Harper says>Yeah we lost but this isn't the Olympics that's when it matters.
>>153853770Erm.... Erm... Awkward... I have some news for you
>>153853566>>153853567the irony here is that it's true, but not in the way you think it is. there's actually a fairly small gap between pro's and almost pro's. it's way smaller than you'd think. there's a million reasons why people good enough never make it and very, very few why they do.
Gaylor tried to hero swing, good that they sat his fat ass
>>153853547God shes so perfect
>marinsaars out losing each other
Bednar? More like BADnar
Why are mariners players bad
At least fuckin get one
SIT THE FUCK DOWN
>>153853541No
It’s gonna be a scoreless inning
>>153853689You zoomers are so cucked and pussyless I almost feel sorry for you
Canada could have sac bunted twice in a row and tied the game...
>canada
>we arent going to get anything from this inning
>>153853797mariners are the worst in the majors at productive outs by a wide margin they constantly leave guys in scoring position with zero outs
>>153853785I'm sorry, but did we get eliminated from the tournament? etc etc
ok Canada deserves to lose
>Canadian RISPies
Oh ya im sure2 tall here wont strike out with that humoungus strike zone
HOME RUN!! CANADA TAKES THE LEAD!!!
>>153853829Italy is the only cerebral team that knows teamplay is above heroics.
>Yeah it's time. Activate the 3 run home run magnet.
I can throw a 95mph fastball
If they don’t score at least 1 here they deserve the loss
>getting struck out by fucking bednar
>>153853805lol nahthe cream of the crop who play professionally are better than the "almost pros" by a sizable margin. go watch brian scalabrine (a former nba bench rider) absolutely fucking smoke people at basketball
>>153853547She would have been the ~50th prettiest girl in my high school graduating class of 400 kids
These guys are unfortunately getting butt raped by fastballs right down the middle
>>153853853How close to Houston are you?
>>153853787It's just Team USA not preparing at fucking all. That's all this is. They don't care and don't take the thing seriously so they do zero preparation. These guys have 2-3 spring training games under the belt at best before showing up to the tournament cold as fuck and out of shape.
Jesus christ this ump is compromised
>>153853838Oh yeah. Either bunt or fly out. Stop trying to be the heroes with a double or HR. Just do one runa t at time. USA and Mexico plays like that too. Is there some disease where North Americans can't play strategically?
>>153853848I think I jerked off to this ass over fifteen years ago.
>>153853812you nailed it
>Cassie up to bat
Ehhhhhhball
>>153853555Strike out 17 times and lose 3-2
CASEY AT THE BAT
what umpy says GOES
>>153853857Baseball is the only sport with 1k almost pros
>>153853876That was a fuckin' strike.
>battling for the honor of getting gaped by DR
SIT THE FUCK DOWN USA USA NOW SCORE SOME RUNS!!!!!!!
>>153853547you should see all the nudes i've ai'd of this filthy whore.
Canada are you for real>>153853868Keyra Agustina, piece of 2000s internet history
U S A
never in doubt
>>153853868i still remember her name. keyra. i was shitposting on ytmnd back then
FLYYYYYHIGHHHHHHFREEEEEEBIIIIIIRRRRRD
STRIKE 3
WALK THE FUCK BACK TO THE DUGOUT
FREEEEEEEE BIRDYEAH
>RISPnada
>HOW DARE CANADA ALLOW DOGS TO CONSENSUALLY GIVE BLOW JOBsYes, the law requires consent. Is the dog instigating? Is he wagging his tail. That's just common sense.Meanwhile two seconds later...>UH YEAH WE SLAUGHTER PIGS WHICH ARE SMARTER THAN DOGS WE DON'T NEED THEIR CONSENT!!!!
Having Caissie in the cleanup spot is malpractice but I'll take the gift
FUCK
what a fucking rollercoaster that was
good fight
THREE STRAIGHT STRIKEOUTS FOR BEDNARKKK FOR USA! KKK FOR USA!
USAUSAUSA
>freebird played
>>153853886Americans have shown nothing but weakness this entire tournament. No passion, no hustle, everyone looks bored. They want to do spring trianing instead of this.
pathetic
I used to pitch for years. Was a knuckleballer with a good fastball then I got the yips and couldn't stop hitting people with baseballs and quit and now I'm a data scientist
>>153853886At least they're a baseball country.
SUCK IT LEAFS
CANADA
Great song choice. Very Kenny Powers like
Euthanized whole canada team
>CANADABROS? WHA?
>>153853902what the shit are you talking about this is a baseball game
This is STILL our fucking planet, leafs.
USA = KKK
My only gripe about Alysa Liu is that god damn piercing
>CanaRISPieskwab
>nailbiter against *checks notes* CanadaHoly fuck we are so cooked.
>>153853750>>153853785FUCK I TELL YOU
This free bird shit is so fucking gay and forced
Sorry papi but I am fully americano
Freddie would have gotten the job done.
>>153853886at least that'd be a fun game to go out on, the american no fun allowed groundout crew is so fucking boring
Bros...>>153853890Does she drink pee?
it's overgreat at bat by Caissie tho
Lol>a fucking leaf
I was told Team USA wasn't entertaining?
>CANADIAN RISP
That was close
Good game, Canada. It's a moral victory for you guys. Grow the game.
>>153853931Right? Italy look stronger than Canada right now.
Bird status?
Good luck on that project Miami
We're winning this shit
>>153853931This
>>153853912>I could be bombing children right now..
>>153853925AMERIKKKA BROS WE'RE SO BACK
which team of mystery meat magic dirt "citizens" will win
>>153853788ok wait im gonna chill now we got this we had the greatest pitching ever seen. we got Skeinz vs Dominicans and we'll use some cool guy to beat Japan. I almost lost it there. Sorry.
>>153853933You’re getting deported, Pablo.
fun at bat that
FREEEEEEEEEEBIIIIIIIIIIIIRD
>>153853805It's mostly a consistency thing, which why MLB seasons are 162 games. But in best-of-ones like WBC? Anything can happen. The best hitters on the planet can get struck out by some left-handed college kid with a eephus pitch and they don't get a second chance to adjust, they're just out.
Daily reminder Canada had runners on 2nd and 3rd no outs.They just had to bunt twice to tie the game.
>yankflags playing freebird after simply striking out a batspersonhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jQkxsEbnS4
>>153853634out of 4
>>153853937Do you drink pee? (On video)
>RISPies with 0 outsnow THIS is more like the baseball I’m used to seeing in Houston
>US almost got heem'd by Canada in their own sport and it took a single autistic bullpen pitcher to save themoh no, oh dear
Canada needs a team song, like "Call me maybe"maybe?
Can we just fuckin score 8 here and end this
>>153853973o kek
>>153853973naylor, seattle mariner legend, wanted to be the hero instead okay
We need a moratorium against Canada playing the US in sports. Being consistently defeated in humiliated is kind of mean
Naylor's such a fucking retard for moving out of the way of that pitch. Would've been bases loaded, no outs. We deserve to lose.
>when the sublocade hits
lol leaves
>>153853985guardians is a gay name, but the logo is cool.
>>153853974are you guys playing this tournament or why are you mad
Can someone explain why Ernie didn't order to bunt the fastballer pitcher to run the bases and score a single fucking run with out advantage?What is Canada doing? I thought caveman fence swinging was a Mexico thing.
>>153853974i hope neil young will remember
>>153853980it's gonna be different this season. trust
>americans actually think this game is humiliating for CANADAlmao, seattle looks worse than we do
Tampa Bay is winning the World Series this year
>>153853945Also told me the American crowds don't have soul too but now the stadium is full of kids waving flags and we are getting the most soul ever.
>>153853981>Canada WAS heemed by US at their own sportyou sure you wanna go there leaf?
>>153853974>batspersonanyways i can't stop farting
>>153853993Looks like something auto generated for a create-a-team.
>>153853982Hey, I just plunked youAnd this is crazyBut here’s anotherConcussion, maybe
Imagine being too poor to afford to live in Vancouver
Guy pitching for Canada literally looks like he posts on 4chan. There is no way this guy is a pro athlete
>>153854001Like the right to hold the world series of poker?
>>153853998Surely
>>153853894CAPTAIN JEAN LUC PICARDOF THE USS ENTERPRISE
Breggy wanted single
I wish that Milwaukee Milf with huge tits was at the game
>>153853994just having fun felladont take it too seriously
>WE ONLY LOST TO ITALY BECAUSE WE HAD THE B TEAM AND WERENT TRYING
>>153853937my fiance's tits are that big, maybe bigger.
>wins one World Series>disappears forever What the fuck was his problem?
Jesus Christ and USA isn't even hitting shit. Canada dropped the ball so catastrophically.
Tugboat Wilkinson is a great baseball name
>>153853974>batspersonSAAR
>>153854018He's not even half as fat as Bartolo Colon
Why are there mexicans with Team USA gear in the crowd shots?
>>153853981individual brilliance and divine providence is what our historybooks are made of
>>153854001It’s called the Stanley Cup anon
>old e-girlsyou now remember vida guerra
A little Marvin Gaye 1812 revenge music?https://x.com/cervicalprancer/status/1963776428778082412?s=46
>>153853996A SOUTHERN MAN DON'T NEED HIM AROUND ANYHOW
>beat us>still seethe because you know your shit team is getting rolled by vladdy
>>153854047Houston is in Mexico
>>153854047those are average Houston residents
>>153854041way too arrogant
>>153854032She’s like 58 now. You’re not missing anything.
>>153854041Love this guy, I went from watching almost every game for years to basically stopped watching after we won. He freed me
>>153854057Vladdy will choke worse than the 2025 World Series
How much of a humiliation ritual is it for team USA for them to play in Minute Maid? I know Judge is livid about shit.
>>153853968I love the song Free Bird and I even visited the LS memorial in Mississippi. But this shit is so forced. Something so off-putting about corporate American patriotism .
there goes cow waweigh again!
Why is the Big Flyover playing over Will Smith
cal sucks
>>153853434damn USA if you are short dicked this hard against sticky leafs how are you going to endure the long dong Dominicans they will pop your assholes like water balloons
Cal's 60 homers was a bigger outlier than Bam's 83 points
I've seen enough, start smith
DeRosa needs to sit Harper and Raleigh if /we/ survive tonight. They have both been awful.
Freddy, step up to the plate now as a representative of Canada.
Over under on Raleigh being a one season wonder ?
SLEIGH BELLSI love that band thanks Chuck
>>153854051corrrr based
>>153854077Dude, we knowWe know
>>153854078Bam Margera?
>>153854071Literally not forced at all, the hockey team just decided they were going to use it as their goal song
RIP 2026 Mariners.
>>153854070it's Daikin Park chud
>>153854071They should change the song name to Fee Birdit would better fit the current state of American life
>>153853981feebirdbros how do we respond without sounding mad?
>>153854047The USA vs mexico game had more mexican than American fans
>>15385408495% chance He will regress to his career average low 30s homers and low .200s batting average
You now remember Afinedayforbananafish/nobodyeven
>>153853890She could have been a literal billionaire in this age. Instead, she did it for the love of whoring and got ZERO compensation for itI would really appreciate a full doco onher
>>153854077Skenes will deliver us to the promised landAnd then Japan will gape us
>>153854044THEODOREhe's a tugboat and a friendly tugboat too
What's his favorite food ?
>>153853857that's what i'm saying. his famous quote from that is "i'm closer to lebron than you are to me" and that's my entire point. the "oh i was almost pro" is a very real thing in america as almost every kid played and many, MANY of them were good enough to play in college and possibly go thru the long process of TRYING to make it thru the brutal minor leagues, but let's be real, it's really only a thing that rich kids can do now (unless you are hispanic because mlb teams "drafted" you when you were 14). most kids realize they should just finish college or whatever and get a job instead of hoping and praying they get a CHANCE at the majors. and how you get a chance in the majors is literally a crapshoot. like people don't realize how much random chance plays a huge part. like imagine you play a position where the major league team has a guy that plays for 20 years. and you are drafted at that position. sure, they try to move guys around if they are good enough, but again, that's my entire point. plenty of guys are "good enough" but never get the opportunity. personal anecdote: i played with a few guys were genuinely retarded talented, but were small. they could hit with insane power. the only guy from my team that got drafted and made it into actual professional baseball? the kid we all made fun of for being AWFUL. the kid couldn't hit, he couldn't throw, he couldn't field, he couldn't run. but he hit a growth spurt and ended up 6'7''. so he got drafted. that's how it works.
>>153854103There are around 20 million illegal Mexicans in America, plus another 20-30 million 2nd generation who will always cheer for Mexico over USA. It’s impossible for USA to play a home game against Mexico in any sport
>>153854084He's always had power, but his OBP will probably dip 30-40 points. He's still good for 30 hr.
>>153854119A big country breakfast
gonna get my bitcoin back bros
>shitlock
>>153854071all patriotism is corporate patriotism
>>153854110I think she was a part-time modeler for real. I might be wrong but even after all those decades she has never really tried to regain the thunder she had in the 2000s, just kept quiet and disappeared.
Would Glavine, Smoltz, Maddux and Millwood be good pitchers today?
>>153854119your butt LOL
>>153854119Looks like he says the N word a lot on call of duty
>>153854125Based, it's impossible to deport us all and I'm never leaving.
>>153854142He doesn't look like Anthony Cumia at all
>>153854137Maddux would probably win 30 games a year now. These cats can't hit.
>>153854142PUBG ai mod banned me for a week for saying the N word in all chat open mic
put cow rowwy on the bench
>>153854129KEK good luck
mariners front office called up raleigh before the game "alright cal, we need you back, the golden cactus is in tatters, throw the game and lose on purpose"then mariners front office called up naylor"alright josh, we need you back, the golden cactus is in tatters, throw the game and lose on purpose"
Judgement: denied
no fudge judge
>>153854097It will always be the juice box
>>153854119He has strong opinions about food but those dishes aren't a tenth of his calorie intake. He has strong opinions on the decline of Tim Hortons, but finds himself there more days than not.
>>153853972right. just like anyone with a good enough eye and bat can hit a homer against the "best" pitchers in the world. but think about how many SHIT teir major league players have been in the majors because injuries, shitty roster construction, etc etc. like look back at the rosters for any random team 5-8 years ago and there will be names that make you guy "huh?" because those guys are the EXACT type of player i'm talking about when i say "good enough" but they had the LUCK of actually making it. because a guy got hurt midseason, a team didn't have enough guys at a particular position, because teams drafted poorly years ago, because teams weren't in the playoff hunt, etc etc etc.
>>153854136did she ever do anything under proper lighting with a decent camera?
>>153854155Wouldn't it be JUDGED?
>>153854137>Millwood >goodSmoltz would be but Maddux and Glavine would be borderline
>>153853848what happens here
>>153854150Maddux and Glavine routinely won 20 games a year in peak steroid era
>>153854093It's forced. The hockey team is forced too. The whole thing is forced. Totally goes against the spirit of the song.
Rod Black's kid is fucking ASS
much betterget some insurance runs pls
>>153854142>codNo way. That's the physic of a Crusaders Kings 2 player.
>>153854148Silence stlaker. Enjoy prison
>>153854165it's called SOVLyou wouldn't get it
TU RANG?
DeRosa keeps proving just how inept he is as a manager.
>>153854165the quality is part of the charm
>>153854165I think this was one of her modeling gigs.>>153854169The secret to winning the world series.
Nice Turang. Go brewers.
>>153854151why did video games get rid of n-word functionality? back when i played halo 2 it was basically required
>>153854169Urinary Tract and Yeast infections
>both 8 hitsDRwinslol
last chance for insurance
I have seen enough. Canada lost the game at the 7th inning.
>>153854193Japan is winning this
Wait a minute… the farmers insurance guy is the voice of Omni man?
you can never go back
BIGGER DUMPERS
>>153854169poop comes from there
>>153854202I love Alizee her take down of Trump with Bjork made /pol/ so fucking mad kek
If Canada walks us off I'm ending it all
>>153854120to expand; like compare MLB to NBA. sure, there are some famous draft busts for the number one overall pick; but MOST OF THE TIME a number one pick is going to go STRAIGHT to the nba and instantly be a starter, if not one of the best players on the team, if not one of the best players in the ENTIRE LEAGUE. you will NEVER see that in mlb. ever. in fact, you see WAY more guys get drafted number one overall who NEVER EVEN MAKE THE MAJORS. that's because, unlike basketball, the talent variance between the top, top teir players and the "almost good enough" guys isn't really all that big. there's just way more other factors at play, because the game is more complex than "oh you can run faster and jump higher than the other guy? awesome, you are the best in the league!" like nfl or nba. it's a true skill sport; and it's also a job, and it's also a job with a shitton of "tradition" where going thru the ropes is a thing.
I hate turang he fucking sucks
>>153854193USA pitching >>>>> DR pitching
>>153854120>that's what i'm saying.but that's not what he's sayingnba benchwarmers were the undisputed stars of their college teams, and someone would pull some moneyball shit if they were able to step into the shoes of an nba star with development. there's an extremely rigid skill-based hierarchy where mvps from international leagues ride the bench for a couple years then get cut, or ex-benchwarmers go become mvps internationally (kendrick nunn, mike james, etc)the only random chance in the nba is whether you get cut for being a complete uncoachable asshole, and you have to be mediocre to bad too
>>153854202>Alizee Liberal cunt
>>153854206isn't that this hole instead?
>>153854213He is a typical brewer. You either love or hate that about him.
>watch first episode of heated rivalry >literally gay pornWhat the actual fuck
>>153854216too bad none of those food pitchers are gonna play vs them
>>153854213Unironically been USAs best player tonight
is it time to admit that putting Bryce Harper on the roster was a fucking mistake? Fucker has 3 hits the whole tournament and I dont remember any of them leaving the infield and his fielding has been awful and cost runs, team should have brought in Matt Olson or Pete Alonso
>PCGAY
>>153854229ur gay for watching that
>>153854136She got the contract gigs after her amaetur gigs, she did try to get some fame out of it but time just moved too slowly at that time. In this current era the OF would have been created the same week her pics went viral. In her case the photos didn't left the local whoring forum for years.
>commentators talking about trading Turang. FUCK OFF LET US HAVE ONE GOOD PLAYER.
>poop crap
Holy fucking damnit
>>153854236We're only 5 games into the tournament dumbass. Give him time to heat up
>>153854229hockey is for everyone
>>153854236why didnt pete alonso play for italy?
>>153854238I literally went in blind and thought it would be a good hockey drama It’s just gay
>pcass
USA up by 2 runsCanada bats lastCanada got 3 runs in an earlier inningWill the beavers nibble off big brown wood?or will they choke?it’s Canada and I have never not been disappointed by Canada so I think USA has this in the bag
>>153854236He’s been better offensively than Cal
This pitcher looks exactly what you think of when you think of a Canadian male.
WBC should have all the classic rules. Original base sizes, no DH and pitchers must bat, shift is allowed, no pitch clock
LeaffyDoos Kek!!!
I can't be the only American rooting for Canada because USA is just so gay and annoying at the moment, right?
USA is doing enough, all that matters. They could easily break out even against a better team like DR
>>153854245gays aren't anyone
>>153854259Will never EVER happen as long as the MLB only panders to USA audiences.
Oh good time for another free out from Harper
>>153854248I saw a thread about it on /tv/ and from the thumbnail you could tell it was some homosexual bullshit
>bryce harper
Harper is half dead out there.
You now remember Canadian left-handed pitcher Andrew Albers
>>153854276>fucking sucks.
EJECT ZUCCHINI HEAD
>>153854265if it weren't for all the unethical behavior during the winter olympics then i would be open to such thinking but we live in a world where leafs are who they are.
>>153854246because his family comes from Spain and not Italy
Larper SEETHING
>ump told harper to watch his mouthkek
>>153854265no you're not alone, you can find a bunch of likeminded individuals down at your local gay bar
Stop complaining chuds, this isn’t the Olympics mmk?
>>153854114sometimes i remember this show and it feels like a fever dream
>>153854293>Unethical behavior That's like saying doing a foul in basketball is unethical
STRIKE. I don't care Harper swing the damn bat!
umpchads WILDIN
harper fucking sucks
>>153854277He's been checked out for a couple years now. He's not a faggot like Rendon so he won't just up and stop trying but he clearly is not having fun playing baseball anymore.
>>153854222bullshit, a guy like Jeremy Lin can look the best player ever at times. it's just a simpler sport in general. and there's only one ball.the point is, a LOT of those bench warmers could "go off" and produce more stats if they weren't....well bench warmers. you see this play out tons of times. unless you get the ball in your hands and are allowed to attempt enough shots, literally NO ONE will know if you can score 40 a game or not. compared to baseball, where IF YOU PLAY you will get 3-4 ab's per game. you stand in the box. everyone sees it. if you play in the field, there will be times when hard hit balls come to you. you can play basketball, literally PRO basketball, and be almost invisible. that's not the case for baseball, it's just a different sport that involves 1 on 1 matchups for EVERY player. i'm saying there are MORE "almost pro" guys in baseball than you think. and that's a given when you look at just the sheer number of "almost pro" guys there are. are you seriously this retarded?
disasterclass of a game for USA lmao
bryce bitch kwab
DAT FUCKING SWEATY UMPKEK
TOOT TOOT
>>153854265It’s not a likable USA team
>bryce strikeouter
Lol that umo is awful
OH HE WILDINTHATS A STRIKE AND YOU KNOW IT BRYCE
Why are so many umpires the fattest unhealthiest looking fucks imaginable?
STEEEEEEEERIKE
>complains about borderline call>swings through two balls way further off the platethanks a lot Bryce
He could have easily walked again if he didn't swing at that inside garbage.
>>153854319
is this old dude gonna have a heart attack? It looks like he’s having one already
I’m sorry but this game is so underwhelming.
If digits Canada comes back and wins
>>153854236harper has never been a winner, let's be real.
Harper is such a flaming faggot. Jonathan Paplebon choking him out was such an incredibly based moment.
What's with the "USA is unlikable" meme? The only "unlikable" guy is Harper.
Since we will most likely get eliminated here I went to shout the pitchers for giving up zero home runs this tournament
Surely they won't blow it in the 9th.
Bryce just needs to re-oxygenate his blood and drink some raw milk
>>153854336You should be used to low scoring games
a larperian strikeout
>Harper now 3-20 in the tournament
>bottom of the order AAA shitters vs Mason Millersurely it's over
>>153854349fudge
Rip Joe Rogan holy shit
>>153854336just wait we get to watch Canada’s desperate attempt at a save, and then laugh as Canada chokes
I don't even feel fucking bad because if he kept his mouth shut I wouldn't even be writing this.
Harper told Pat Macafee in an interview that MLB should let the players take peptides. He knows he's washed.
>>153854349to be fair Harper is EXTREMELY unlikeable
wtf is this ad about working with cancerthey really trying to make you fellas work on your deathbed?
>>153854370>it's realWHAT THE FUCK
I'm from the future... Team Canada wins...
>0/5per>5/26 in WBC play, including against spring training Rockies & JintsWhat the fuck does this retard even do?
Fuck the umps. The challenge system this year is going to put them in their fucking place.
>>153854370classic
if it gets to Naylor he's hitting a bomb, game winning or game tying
>>153854350Yeah in the past our pitching has been awful. Our 2009 and 2013 teams weren't even bad but they had like 8.5 era's
>>153854368That's just Yankees haters. Judge is a likable guy.
Begging the leafs to do something worthwhile for once in their miserable country’s existence
>>153854372wao
No perfecto
>Joe Rogan dead in car crash at 58 Damn doesn't feel real
>>153854402lmao
Fuckin lame not letting the kids stay in these empty seats and party, that was so fun.
>>153854401Powerful.
>>153854401>could've applied for Japan Venezuela kino>have to ump this semen slurping circus instead
>>153854336The thrill is gone
>they had to bring out a closer against CANADAyou couldnt even have gotten out of pool D lmao, what is this SUPERTEAM?
Joe Rogan died
>>153854384He's an elite vibe killer. Have you seen how miserable this years team looks compared to last WBC's?
>>153854319>bryce harper arguing with the umpire about a close strike call
>wasting miller on canadamore derosa magic
A drunk driver crashed into Joe Rogan's car at high speeds. RIP to a legend holy shit
THE CHOSEN ONE BECAME THE FROZEN ONE
>Joe Rogan died in a car crashWTF
>miller getting lit up by AAA randos
>>153854384plays bad defense at 1st?
ITS REAL rip joe
Hearing Joe Rogan to the Heavenly Father
poopie
These umps are out of control.
>>153854436I need more blood to sustain
>>153854372Why is Trump bombing Iran when we could just be conducting raids every Friday night to kidnap hot latinas?
Ball 4, yer out
kys botniggers
Joe Rogan dead at 58. He died so young for a healthy guy...
UMP'D
Looks like the humaltion ritual continues
>>153854410>>153854423>>153854435>>153854441Fake and gayYou guys should try out for the Canadian team
WHY DO WBC UMPS SUCK SO FUCKING MUCH
>>153854401his hat is too small it's cutting off the blood flow to his brain
umpy has been dogshit this game tbqh
YER OUT
>>153854459We couldn't invade Cuba until they got eliminated from the WBC
I’m going to see the Savannah bananas in 2 months
>>153854430it’s be absolutely disastrous to lose right after everything that happened this week, so he’s willing to burn him her to save face by all means necessary
>>153853483>>153853466>>153853466>>153853496
>>153854477Only one of those guys look Canadian, the rest look like niggers
Miller's control sucks! Not there, but before!
does Miller just throw nothing but 102 fastballs? jfc
Raleigh stole that
>>153854494Me too. My sister bought me tickets and I didnt have the heart to tell her I think its cringe.
>>153854435Nah he's fine just a little banged up is allHe'll get a huge settlement out of thisLucky son of a bitch
>>153854501It's basketball
There’s no tariff on smiling and being a sporting loser, Canada :D
Daikin park is worse than Tropicana field
>suddenly 4chan not letting me post
>>153854494What does that have to do with Canada?
>losing to the most anemic, indifferent, locker room cancer-ridden USA of WBC historyThis is unreal lol
why are USA crowds so obnoxious
>>153854430Does that even matter? Can't he just pitch again? Semis are next
>>153854372pusy
>>153854492there are other latin countries
>>153854494>>153854508these two suck each others cocks
>>153854514Canadian DDoS
This USA pitcher is hot
Julien has to be our worst player in the tournament
>>153854513Bring back the hill.
USA USA USA FUCK CANADA
honestly think venezuela would beat both of these teams, italy would (and did LOL)
JOE ROGAN ALIVE AT 58
gg canada
Mason Miller is cold blooded
STRIKE 3 YER OUT
>>153854477At least these guys are decent. Sga is literally the MVP. We have zero decent baseball players
Canada loses again
hey leafs you lost again KWAB
Congratulations on a well fought Silver!
YER OUT TOO
This shit was embarrassing. We have zero chance against DR.
Back to /mlb/ bitches
>>153854222>>153854315to expand even more:and that's not even getting into the MASSIVE advantage merely being tall has in a sport like basketball. there's a stat that like if you are 7' tall, you have a 17% of playing in the NBA. there are COUNTLESS players who literally NEVER EVEN PLAYED high school or college basketball, but were some tall ass nigerian or some shit and eventually made an NBA roster. the same thing happens in NFL. you NEVER see this in mlb because it's a true skill sport. and thus, you have WAY MORE guys that are very, VERY close skill wise to the pro level than NBA or NFL where it matters WAY LESS about skill and WAY MORE about "bigger, taller, faster, jump higher". are you not getting this? seriously? play me in baseball and i will show you lmao. yes, your average beer league softball team DOES IN FACT have plenty of guys where legit "almost good enough".
>be cantwinada >cheat >losekek
damn gg CanuckbrosUSAbros better sort your shit out for the semis tho
close gamegg :)
>>153854315I'm not the guy you started talking to, but you didn't understand what scalabrine meantjeremy lin wasn't scouted against and taken seriously, and he was perennially injured. bench warmers play garbage time, scrims, games where stars are injured, hundreds of minutes a season, and they cannot be consistently good. it's like tennis, anyone can get hot on a single day and overperform, very few people can be consistently good which is the actual metric. an aa player could probably bat .500 or whatever on a single day, but wash out over a seasonalso it's hilarious to call basketball a simpler sport in general
miller time
>killed both Canada and Mexicoall is as it should be
gg Canada, glad you made it a ballgame at least
>>153854521touching this would fix every single one of my problems
umps win again
Meh decent game. I can't get mad about that result
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oh well GGs USA we made you earn it
FREEEEEEEEEBIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRD
USA won
>>153854513It's not a bad park and helped alot with increasing attendance for this competition.
CONGRATULATIONS CANADA!you showed the world Canada’s national pride:losing and failingall that was missing is having one of your batters break his bat and having the broken end bounce back and stab him through the balls
USA USA USA
>gloating about this win on /hoc/Pathetic
>leaf flags acting all polite now
Korea and DR was just pure skill gap. This game is a genuine embarrassment to baseball.Good night everyone
CANADA IS COLLAPSING
>USA wins ARRIBBA!!!!
>>153854601how did they choke on the 2nd and 3rd just one hit needed lmao
>>153854540He's not an active player but Larry Walker was the MVP before
Which part of unitedstatesia are you guys from? Guadalajara reporting in
gg leafies
>>153854603Umps won :)
Hey Canada! 3(o)Ɛ
>Mason Miller saves Mark DeRosa, Cal Raleigh, and Bryce Harper from being pariahsThat’s a based American Patriot
usa won that game
>>153854613remember when the americans nuked you twice?
Petey needs to use sunscreen.
Out of hockey, soccer, basketball and baseball . Baseball is the sport I least except Canada to compete with the USA we didn't get mercy ruled like Korea. Although if I was USA I'd be worried about Dominican Republic right now
>the field workers have literal rakes out and they're raking the fieldkek
Lmao the bottom of the 9th haven't even begun on my stream
>>153854703kek, come on mate
>>153854703keep us posted
>>153854638Yeah but ok talking current guysCanada has the most nba players outside the USA and a few all stars. The also came 3rd at the last fiba world cup. Big issue was we had no big men but we now have the 7'4 hapa guyBaseball we have less players tlin MLB than dr, Venezuela, Puerto Rico and Cuba and have no real big names right now
>>153854703gg bro
>>153854703people are still posting here? game ended an hour ago
>>153854703a stream is never late, mr. faggins, it arrives precisely when it means to
Gonna be massive lines outside Canada's suicide booths tomorrow.
>>153854687Canada's soccer team is decent. Alphonso Davies is the best North American player of all time. And Jonathan David is the best striker.
>>153854561I said one thing: you do not know what brian scalabrine meant, and you don't. brian scalabrine had a televised series where he went and played anyone who challenged him, including 7 footer college players as a retired 35 year old benchwarmer, and he dusted themalso try to limit the palpable saltiness
>>153854754True, but only because they haven't cleared from the Olympics yet. No one cares about this shit.
>>153854703Han Solo dies
>>153854755Our lineup is also mostly guys in Europe now whereas a few years ago it was like a half MLS starting 11
>>153854754I'm sure MAID offers cyanide pills.
>>153854722One out, this doesn't look good for the leafs....
>>153854561>There are countless guys—6’10”, athletic, strong—and they don’t read like the intricacies of the game. They don’t see a hesitation dribble, they don’t move until the ball is passed… Having to analyze a game like that allows me to play a guy one-on-one…in the middle of his inside out move, [I can] think what I’m eating for dinner and still challenge his shot.t. the white mamba
Two outs, very anticlimactic ending...
>>153854755Tim Howard and puligoat clear
USA wins! \o/Guys?....
>>153854674Remember how when you wake up every morning you feel good for a few seconds and then remember that you are Canadian?
>>153854916yippee!
>>153854925Based Daniel-san. The JSDF will aid us on the Day of the Rake.
>>153854674we're chill now and they got a nice museum out of it, plus an economic boomyour nuking is yet to come, will you fare as well?
>>153854801I really really like this picture
>>153854569>it's hilarious to call basketball a simpler sport in generalbasketball: a sport where if you are tall, you literally don't even know how to play basketball and a team will draft you. bro show me the equivalent of HASHEEM THABEET in mlb. please.
>>153854775>he dusted them>in a 1-1 game>which has nothing to do with actual NBA basketball, given it's 5v5bro. are you serious? AND THAT'S MY POINT DUMBASS; THERE ARE MORE "ALMOST PRO" LEVEL SKILLED PLAYERS THAT DIDN'T MAKE IT IN BASEBALL COMPARED TO BASKETBALL. because if you are good enough you WILL make into the NBA. whereas that's NOT ALWAYS TRUE with mlb. holy shit are you seriously not understanding?!
>>153854775YOU DUMBASS; IF YOU ARE 7 FEET TALL OF COURSE YOU ARE GOING TO BE A COLLEGE BASKETBALL PLAYER. YOU CAN LITERALLY NOT EVEN KNOW HOW TO PLAY BASKETBALL, YOU CAN HAVE **ZERO** HIGH SCHOOL BASKETBALL EXPERIENCE AND A COLLEGE WILL LET YOU PLAY BASKETBALL BECAUSE YOU ARE SEVEN FEET TALL. SKILLHASNOTHINGTODOWITHITmeanwhile, there are PLENTY of "almost skilled enough" guys who were like 5'8'' and will NEVER have a shot at mlb. you see these guys playing beer league softball and adult baseball leagues. yes, they are, in fact, that skilled. they are ALL closer to the pro's than you are to them. that's my ENTIRE point. there are COUNTLESS baseball "brian scalabrines" walking around.
>>153854674Rule of thumb is a Japanese flag posting on here is Most likely not actually Japanese
Kwab
>>153855040Thanks. Means a lot.
>>153854838right, but literally ANYONE who is good enough to play college ball DOES read the intricacies of the game. because, once again, BASEBALL IS A SKILL SPORT. whereas basketball you can "be better" by MERELY BEING TALLER.
>>153855184>>153855228>>153855269can you cut the seething rage for 3 seconds to remember what you wrote, the reason I responded to you in the first place>>153854120>that's what i'm saying. >>his famous quote from that is "i'm closer to lebron than you are to me" and that's my entire point>personal anecdote: i played with a few guys were genuinely retarded talented, but were small. they could hit with insane power. the only guy from my team that got drafted and made it into actual professional baseball? the kid we all made fun of for being AWFUL. the kid couldn't hit, he couldn't throw, he couldn't field, he couldn't run. >but he hit a growth spurt and ended up 6'7''. so he got drafted. that's how it works.here are your 2 options:>you are retarded, because you did not remember writing this, and sperged out over new premises and a conversation you made up in your head>you are retarded, because the mlb does not value skill in draftees, just like the nba doesn't, they gamble on physical prospects with the possibility of developmentbut either way you're retarded because you can't disentangle the complexity of a sport from the prerequisites to play it, and you fell for some reddit fun fact when freaks who are 7'5 get cut from college teams
>>153855416>>153854775>brian scalabrine had a televised series where he went and played anyone who challenged him, including 7 footer college players as a retired 35 year old benchwarmer
>>153855279I finally finished filing my income tax return for last year.
>>153855445HOLY SHIT THAT'S MY POINT; THEY ARE NOW DRAFTING ON SIZE IN MLB UNLESS YOU ARE HISPANIC. YES! YOU GET IT! MY POINT WAS; THE GUY WHO WAS **LESS** TALENTED GOT DRAFTED THAN THE GUY WHO WASN'T, MERELY BECAUSE OF SIZE. JUST LIKE NBA. JUST LIKE NFL. would the MORE talented smaller guy have "made it" any more or less than the LESS talented guy who actually got drafted out of college and played professional baseball? YOU'LL NEVER KNOW, WILL YOU? but the guy WAS more talented. that's my ENTIRE point. there is LESS of a skill gap between the "almost made it's" in baseball than the skill gap in basketball. because the "almost made it's" in basketball can literally not even knowing how to play, just be tall. YES, some players GET THAT SAME ADVANTAGE IN BASEBALL; THAT'S THE POINT I WAS MAKING HOLY SHIIIITTthe more talented players are often passed over due to other factors. that was in my original post. >there's actually a fairly small gap between pro's and almost pro's. it's way smaller than you'd think. there's a million reasons why people good enough never make it and very, very few why they do.that's what started all this. i didn't type the MILLION reasons why people are good enough never make it, but i assumed you could read and understand the point of my anecdote. you did not. holy shit.
>>153855474the nice thing is that if you make an appointment at the tax office, the guy there will fill out the paperwork for you.It might be different if you’re rich or own a company.I do 年末調整 at work so it’s much easier
so which one is it. An American on vacation in japan. Or a private paco/sergant Gomez ?
>>153855551I don't know how many ways I can say this, and how much simpler I can make itscalabrine is talking about the gap between his retired trained self and college players who are taller than him, even those who have been playing their whole lives, based on iq and skillhe is not talking about the hypothetical where your 5'6 twink ass got farm time, he's talking about youif the mlb values a 6'7 gamble over you, it's because even with that development you would not have stood a chance in the league. if that calculus was different, they would have picked you up too. thus you (now) are worlds apart from the (actual, not drafted gambles) prosnowif baseball is a game of pure skill requiring years and years before a good prospect can hope to sniff an mlb game while a 7 footer can walk onto an nba game, how does this not make for a greater skill gap for baseball almost-made-its to their (real) pros, vs basketball's 6'8 office workers?
>>153855551also what do the prerequisites to be good at a game have to do with its complexity? if they put a manlet blocker that made the strike zone unreachable for manlet pitchers, would the FUNDAMENTAL complexity of baseball decrease, would it be a simpler game platonically? pretty clearly not
>>153856140There's no way a native English can file a tax return in Japanese, you idiot loser.kek
