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where is the previous thou
those fuckers are delicious but you have to eat like 6 of them to be sated
>>153884235>>153874672Previous
can the mets get broadcasters that dont breathe in the mic, thanks x
where's the news tho
Are arepas Venezuelan tortillas?
Mariners!
dodgers
>>153884235latinx biscuits edition
>>153884311no, they are filled dough bites
>still no Seiya update beyond "knee discomfort" what the deuce?
>>153884334I got a filled dough bite for ya
Alysa Liu
friendly reminder the japanese lost to venezuela in the quarters
>>153884342Nice to meet you Aly-*violently cums all over my own face*
>>153884311They’re Colombian though?
>be me>go to refresh>click Reddit bookmarkSays more about you than it does me.
>>153884235So thats what crumpets look like before they put the holes in
>be Japan>losekek
>crapanKEK
HAHAHAHAHA
>>153884342WBC is so lame
>>153884406
>crapan>shitaly
MY HECKING RETRO GAMEBOYI'M TOTALLY A NERD
The 12-6 in 12-6 curveball stands for 12 o clock to 6 o clock doesn’t it?
If only we had a Japanese-venezuelan player to bring pelota to Japan like the Dominicans did to Austin
>>153884456yes
>>153884448shove it up your ass
>>153884480kek
mackerdoo is drunk
>>153884448You know she's not going touch that again after that photoshoot
Passan be too eager to dunk on people for social media points lmao
>>153884521passan? who's that?
*beep boop beep booooop*
>>153884530Passan deez nuts in yo mouf
What is your favorite retro game?
>venezuela or italy is in the finaldisaster for the sport.
>>153884570gta v
>>153884508the lil jays have some awful defending
>>153884570tecmo super baseball
>>153884598Since when is GTA V retro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=313_7TRFrb8
>>153884612unc, I...
>>153884594yup but italy beating team usa again in the final would be kino as heck
Damn, Gil is washed. It’s LA GRAN HAY time!
>>153884235Back for the new season, boys!2022 (Original)https://voca.ro/14m9t3FfUryd2023 (Braves)https://voca.ro/16WMVbrYKB3U2024 (Dodgers)https://voca.ro/1oOUu995tdpE(Non-Gay)https://voca.ro/1Nq9EKvgl3u52025 (Yankees)https://voca.ro/1hLSLpWRKF8lEnjoy! 2026 version cumming soon!
>>153884617Lmao, someone thought we were gonna talk about Galaga and Pac-Man.
>>153884612he's making a joke about gta vi's delayed release
>>153884570Mercenary Force.
360 and ps3 is retro now btw
>>153884570i don't play vidya I just simp over alyssa liu because she's like anime personified like ohtani AND she's dating a mexican
Grish had -11 DRS? What…? It seemed like he was lazily making plays but he still made them. I must’ve missed something last year or was paying attention to a different storyline.
this gays game has quickly turned into a rapeDid Bo Know?
It’s going to be really funny when Jorge Polanco out OPS’s Pete Alonso this year.
>america takes over venezuela>they instantly become great at baseball
>>153884691>OPSmeme stat thougheverbeitdooem.
surely we could be training and testing the part of our bullpen that even have a chance at sniffing AAA let alone the majors
>>153884680>was paying attention to a different storyline34 homers was the storyline
Did anyone forget that Aroldis Chapman CHOKED his girlfriend then fired eight shots from a GUN?Rather than giving this guy millions of dollars to throw a ball he should be in jail like the psychopath he is. I've been a Yankee fan my whole life but I'm very disappointed to see them acquire him. There are things bigger than the game and I cannot root for the Red Sox if they condone this.
>>153884723GRISH’D
>>153884746yeah but what did his girlfriend do before that?
>>153884701source?
>>153884701it's probably the best singular stat you could look at if you want to get an idea of how good a player is. Assuming you're a dipshit stuck in the past that is married to traditional stats
What is your favorite traditional stat?
>>153884766A guy will hit 0 HRs but get on base and have a low OPS.>>153884768Debunked + eye test & batting average is king.
>>153884789DINGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
team's
Should I try and play baseball at my local batting cage ?
>>153884521its based when he does it to poodrepacos tho
>>15388480727 homers for cow + playoffs missed + clubhouse in shambles + woo Tommy John
>>153884800>A guy will hit 0 HRs but get on base and have a low OPS....yes.
>>153884826that ain't a batting cage
>>153884789K%, i hate strikeouts and i hate walks, i only want swinging at the first pitch and grounding into a double play
>>153884746chapmeme did nothing wrongits his culture
how good is skenes really
>>153884899extremely
>>153884899Doesn’t matter, he’s never faced a lineup this deep and for this amount of innings/time.
He has the chance to cement himself in the history books today
>>153884927Paul Flyover gets to stat pad in the Comedy Central division. WASHED.
Him and Skrubal just statpad in their divisions. Put them in a tough division and watch their legacies collapse.
>>153884899you're only as good as your bullpen
i sure hope the jays dont plan on keeping sanchez in the OF
>>153884949>>153884971da opposite of reality is actually what its like!
>>153884977The DR has the best relief pitchers out there. The USA kind of wasted all their top relievers against a team of plumbers.
>>153884668IN THE SUMMER IN THE SPRING
AGAIN?!
>>153884899mexican bats were ice cold in the game he played so hard to say, but really the real concern is the bullpen, DR might rack up fouls early on to get him to the pitch limit early
>>153885072DR makes contactUSA can’t field
>>153885025damn skenes is a coast baby
>>153884899bust
>>153884696it's part of the script. trump already has the truth social post drafted up to praise re-construction of venezuela when they win the 'assic
if you walk off sack bunt it hurts your opsjust consider that
>>153885025sic em cubspie
>>153885182alright, i'm considering it. now what?
cubpie
>>153885182no Im pretty sure sac bunts and sac flies don't get included in ABs
>>153885213it's called situational hitting
you hit a dinger in that little league park in oakland and it counts the same as hitting a dinger off skubal in Detroitconsider that
consider deez nuts
>>153885025Skrubal is a comerica baby. It’s cold so hitters don’t produce runs.
someone post that comical red sux right field homer from last year
every situation is a hitting situation
>>153885335wrong again. get with the times, comerica hasn't been a pitchers park in a while
Scheuman can start against Valdez in the ALCS.
>>153885069IT JUST KEEPS HAPPENING
A girl i know whos the most shy and quiet girl i know who doesnt even have photos of herself on social media has been posting nonstop clips of the WBCs and saying not so nice things about venezuelanspeople here go crazy when its based ball season
>>153885369OH MY XBACON
>>153885369I’m not wrong. Hitters don’t want to play in Comerica due to the weather and mentality of facing the Detroit pitching lab. These are non-measurable intangibles, stat nerd.
>>153885398you better be watching the games with her
>>153885407I don't give a shit. You're wrong. If you keep pulling shit out of your ass like some 300 pound boomer on a la-z-boy I'm going to tell you you're wrong. This is the new era, and I'm not going to stand for you're incorrect unfounded takes. You were wrong about Skenes statpadding against the NL Central (who was the second best division in baseball last season) and you're wrong about Comerica being a picther's park. That's twice you've been wrong today. Let's see how many more times you can be wrong, I can do this all day, fuck face.
>>153884928Which other good pitchers does USA have
>>153885398Let’s rape her
>>153885434She keeps posting statuses on instagram and has been ignoring my dms for days. i dont think i have a chance. Its the reason i started watching this thing kek
>>153885470damn rip
two games is in the 9thGame 1>it's 0-0 in wrigley's. >the wind is blowing>ball is dying in the air>hitter walks, steals second>Player A hits a blooper to get the lead 1-0Game 2>it's 12-7 in Colorado>player B hits a meaningless dinger to make it 12-8Player B gets higher OPS from this than Player A
>>153885442How is the Central anything a good division? They barely make the wild card every year and lose nearly as many games as they win. How is Comerica a hitter’s ballpark if they have to face Framber Valdez, Tarik Skubal, and Justin Verlander? There are 20 Cy Young’s between them along with Kanley Jansen?
rain is about to steal ANOTHER baybow from me for the last time
>>153885455She liked this post btw. How could i even compete with Tatis>alsothis person of color is zesty, this person of color has sugar in his tank etc etc
>>153885494>lose nearly as many games as they win.factually incorrect>How is Comerica a hitter’s ballpark if they have to face Framber Valdez, Tarik Skubal, and Justin Verlander?You fundamentally don't understand park factors
>>153885503Nigga you’re in DR. She’s chapeando peloteros. Just get a puta, they’re everywhere over there. I went in February.
>>153885479Yeah lol i was coping at first that she didnt check instagram until the tournament started.At least it got me to watch this tournament for the first time :'D
>>153885532have you seen all those memes about how high energy and electric are the dominican players and al that etc... what do you think happens if youre the 0.0000000001% thats extremely introverted. you kinda become an outcast hereshe doesnt seem like a chapiadora desu
>>153885531>non-sequiturAre you a language learning model? teach me how to make a gluten-free banana bread pudding bitch.
Why does no one call him out for looking like JD Vance?
>>153885553Muyguness
>>153885570he doesn't wear eye liner though
>>153885531That win percentage is literally skewed by the Brewers pull up the last three seasons combined as a matter of fact, do that for all the divisions
>>153885598The brewers who hit the best against Skenes
>>153885570vance has the debuff of looking like a hideous obese overgrown toddler
>>153885598He already got you lil bro >the two reigning cy young winners are bad because, they just are okay?
>>153885553 Cálmate! Hay mucha gente allí afuera, solo tienes que salir a la calle, amigo. Encontrarás a alguien que te sea adecuado. Por ejemplo, hay mucha gente en los playas. No serán como modelos de revista, pero serán normales, geniales, chicas estilosas.
>NLaww thats cute
>>153885630They’re gonna get destroyed tonight. This is not the regular season. This is March the world baseball classic there’s a pitch limit. They’re not gonna go allowed to get injured so they can miss those seasons that they want to desperately keep putting up. how did he get me if he started talking about something that had nothing to do with tonights game? They both suck in Miami. They’re not used to the weather.
>>153885598ok>>153885558>>153885630You're a literal retard that doesn't understand park factors, be proud of your arrogance your miserable old faggot, everyone that isn't a dipshit can see you expose your ass
>>153885664Exactly so they’re trash. I mean you can see. They barely win more games than they lose 500 is a terrible record.
so you mean to tell me there's retards out here that think "pitcher's park" means good pitchers play for the team that play in that park?
>>153885664These are literally skewed by terrible teams and amazing teams pull up the average big fella pull up the average
Coors Field is a hitters park because they have all the best hitters
>>153885647thanks anon loli wasnt complaining just giving context
you can't use muh division arguments anymore with the new schedulenot that you could before but still
>>153885679This has nothing to do with the ballpark we’re not playing Comerica tonight. This is what you guys decided to latch onto. We’re talking about the pitcher not just the park they playing.
>>153885664oops
pitchers park, but only for my pitcher
/mlb/ is now 1% less ghey
name a gayer, more faggoty, homotactular form of weather than rainyou cant
>skenes stat pads against the NL centralIncorrect!>Comerica is a pitchers parkIncorrect!>the NL Central is a bad divisionIncorrect!>a "pitchers/hitters park" is dependent on the players that play in that parkIncorrect!Who's up next?
>>153885695Yeah, so if they played in the East they wouldn’t be as great I mean, just look at cy young finalist. There was like two or three of them that came out of the East.
>>153885710not a fan of cold mist tbqchwyb
>>153885712stop ducking>>153885490
>>153885712You’re wrong. Those are all correct. The central is a terrible division so if you’re playing most of your games against those type of players, you’re gonna be fine. America is a pitch part, not in terms of your retarded, statistic, part factor in terms of the fact that they have some of the greatest arms pitching there and the weather. The central is a god-awful division those teams are barely above 500. Your last point doesn’t even make sense you just made that up.
>>153885710rain > dry overcast
>>153885727Park*** not part
Statfags don't understand that both teams are playing in the same conditions. Only true meme parks like Fenway have any theoretical benefit to the home team, and the Red Sox World Series record during their time at Fenway can't be clouded by recent success. I
>>153885728>that shit-ass bitter autumn dry overcast you can only get in the mountainseugh
>>153885660>They’re not used to the weather.It's indoors
>>153885743No one it’s the fact that only one team has to face Detroit Tigers pitching in 40° weather when Detroit plays in that weather all the time
>>153885751How is it indoors if you can see the fucking sky from the play?
>>153884342Those piercings are gross0/10
somehow, Comerica itself causes Skoob's strikeouts I just know ithe would get lit the fuck up at Fenway
>>153885771It’s the environment the fact that you’re coming away from your home ballpark to the cold weather to face a back to back cy young candidate. That’s what we’re talking about here.
>March 4thHe went crazy on the bracket predictions
>>153885771It’s literally his home Ballpark Are we just gonna pretend that road splits don’t exist?
>>153885799Yankees fans have to be some of the most intelligent people out there. I mean every one of them is like a game commentator they love to make predictions and they’re super engaged into the sport.
>>153885799How does the Tristate have 4 teams in the Semis?
>>153885844lel
Damn so kindly Jensen has a really good chance of hitting 500 career saves this season. It’s gonna be fun to watch the Tigers play. Hopefully they don’t stat pad at Comerica Park though.
>>153885854Kenley***
I shaved in the shower for the first time since W was president and my throat feels like it's on fucking fire.
New in the 2027 CBA:visiting teams in a "pitcher's park" (ex. Comerica) get to demand a golden meatball from the home pitcher once per game
Not even throwing shade at Mexico. But how many DPs against Mexico could Vladdy have prevented by pure hustle if he replaced Kirk?
Habitable zones
>>153885893That would be pretty fair, considering how cold it gets down there and the mentality of having to face those guys that are great pitchers I mean Skubal, Valdez, Verlander, not to mention the bullpen, all guys with sub 3ERAs
Jansen still has it
>can you provide me with a buying guide and a 8.5 prepsheet for my employee team? i'm opening a counter-service food court space on the main concourse of a major league ballpark where we're going to sell [item] on a rotating menu. this first rotation should inclue [ex 1, ex 2, etc.]
>>153885898kirk doesnt really fit 4th in the lineup, odd decision by mexico there
>>153885898clutch pointing by Julio
Damn Grisham look like he's on juice
Grisham’s interview did not inspire hope…
>>153885949Big Guys are fun in baseball but Kirk is on the wrong side of the weight scale, he needs to get rid of that gut. His lack of speed really, really hurt Mexico's rallies.
>>153885976>>153885979I loved The Firm.
Alejandro Kirk is so fat. I have to look away from the screen everytime he runs
Alejandro Kirk is so fat. I stare at the screen everytime he runs
Does anyone even remember this series? It aired back in 2016 and I remember it being more about talking and shitty drama than baybawl or practice showing how the big leaguers hone their skills in the off-season.
Wow Messinger what a bomb
>>153886043>Messinger>mopping up this mess of a gameWho the FUCK keeps doing this?
>>153884628never clicking on your links after you read my post in a mocking tone once
>>153884628You are a fag and Lindor is still not top 5
>>153884899he struggles against black people so i expect him to be knocked out by the 4th inning
>>153884570CoD MW3
>>153884899Hot girlfriend means high confidence
>>153884570Dungeon Keeper
>>153886053Lol
Jannies be like:
>jays bullpen
>>153884570aoe2
Laz Díaz bigly exposed tonight
>batting .500 against Paul flyover
venezula winning it all this year
>hartwig
>>153886072>>153886149end of the road for the usabut that's fine, this tournament is distracting from kino spring training
i kinda feel bad for knocking dr out. they have so much sovl.
>>153886160tinder in aussie is goodI found a couple into cuckholdry one time, she was a bit insane too
>>153886160all dudes with AK 47s waiting to rob you kek.
>>153886149The retarded dominicans are looking pretty smart right now.
Messi
>>153885553One of my high school friends was a Dominican nerd and it's like you say. Ostracized by everyone but his mother because he was really into video games and anime. Fucked him up hard.
Never seen a man massacre his career as hard since Curt Flood
Messi-nger
Skenes ST: 3.86 ERA, 2.0 WHIPit’s over US Haitians
>haitians have to bandwagon team USA because they didn’t qualify HAHAHAHA
You can always just not root for any team
kirsten looking great today
>>153885799I feel like there hasn't been an upset yet in the quarters (if you actually watched all the pool play) (you did watch all the pool play right?)
>>153886365pic? im watching cubs broadcast
>pedersenlmao you fat fuck
>My disabled coworker keep sending me photos of his expensive shoes like every day through text.Like bro, why are you sending me this? You don’t even fucking drive. You have no license. You are literally stuck in this cold ass state for the rest of your life.
tuck 'em
Sorry "papi", you have to go back
Interesting write-up about the Padres sale if you're boredhttps://open.substack.com/pub/thefriarwire/p/the-padres-are-being-sold-heres-what?utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web
extra extra, rushing walks!
>>153886440Damn bitch, I’m blacker than you, but my girlfriend is way badder than your girlfriend. Your girlfriend looks like he just picked her up off a random college campus. My girlfriend is a bad bitch supermodel.
Who mogs?
>>153886510Can’t be that Dominican flavor, that sazon, that adobo
tuck 'em!
60 millie 2 run homie from tuckie
>>153886533Can’t beat***
>>153886533>mfw the best mix in my cabinet is a hot adobo made by a local spice shop that no longer exists
Don't post USA vs DR spoilers. I'm going to watch the Oscars live and the game after.
Tuck 'em!
>>153886557Yay!
>>153886557>I'm going to watch the Oscarsyou deserve any and all spoilers
icsamcrn
>>153886449>Whoever buys this team is inheriting a franchise built around a winning culture
Timmy possesses weapons of mass destruction, and therefore it is imperative that all parties refrain from further discourse to prevent potential catastrophic consequences.
It's not a weekday, we don't need the game to start at 8pm, why not something like 6pm?
>>153886627you can snag a massive crawfish really nicely?
>>153886643>TimmyTeboq?
>>153885983The thing is when guys like that are in the majors and then they lose the weight they just end up becoming much worse at hitting.
>>153886449It was a lot of extra blogging when the interesting part, the buyer biographies, could have fit into a post here.
>>153886667I'm not saying that you're wrong but could you provide some examples? I wanna learn.
>>153886636kek
TIL Timmy’s make a dish that is deep-fried in duck fat or lard.
who's timmy, precious???
ohtani uses zyn I like him now
>>153886722>who's timmy, precious???who's timmy?eh?
>>153886744all bums
The Sad Sack is still playing and batting in the 2 hole but at least they finally benched Cal Flyover
And if The Indira are yellow; even better
>>153886702What else would you deep fry with?
>>153886744Skenes is fucked and the gloomy Americans can fuck off back to Afghanistan.
>>153886761Smith will get a meaningless single in exchange for calling a game that gives up 5 more runs than Cal.
>>153886779>flyover cope
>>153886779>stinky fish market cope
>>153886787>>153886798Mark DeRosa's staff btw.
muh doyers
I added up the OPS and HR from the 2025 season from tonight's lineup and divided it by 9 USA: 871 OPS, 28 home runsDR: 831 OPS, 29 Home runThink it comes down to pitching .
>>153886924that is ridiculously close, damn
Austin Wells is gonna appear with a chain and his hair dyed blonde
olivia dunne isn't wife material
>>153886954source?
Fuck France, Spain, Venezuela, USA and Florida. Green (eyes) Go! Gringo! Green (eyes) Go!
i dont think the cubbies are winning
>>153886960https://www.instagram.com/p/DKZ_HsvtAh2/
>>153887015no...nO!!!!
that funky muncy
>>153887015I don’t even know they were playing. With the WBC on it’s taking up all my baseball bandwidth. Taillon has been scaring me though..
>The manager of Team Venezuela, Omar López, revealed that he is working without pay. “At this very moment, my country is celebrating,” he said. “People are in the happiest state and are pouring into the streets. This is the only thing I can do for my homeland.”
You should be watching the cubgers rn
>>153887120fuck 'em
There are giant venezuelan flags being held on the japanese baseball league
>>153887120>cubgersGo Cubs? Go Dodgers? Cubgers?
Taillon getting worked over
Pillion
>>153887162I could be wrong. But I think some famous guy who was manager/player recently passed away
Reminder: Venezuelans didn’t fight back against Maduro.
Skenes reading the DR line up for the game
Reminder: Yanks didn’t fight back against Trump.
>Pivetta and King looking shaky>Joe probably going to start the season injured>All the 5/6th starter options looking like shit so far>Randy just had a bad outingI'm scared bros
>let's steal more jokes from twitter
The boys have arrived
>>153887209i thought this was erich honecker at first
>>153887209Venezuelans are too comfortable as a people.
why didnt they let kershaw start today?
>>153870230Why does he look mexican
>>153887242watching through this vid with a magnifying glass trying to even spot a molecule that contains souli'll let you know when i find one
I feel they should've scheduled the WBC games the next weekend to maximize stadium attendance.
>>153887085>10 ER*gulps*
>>153887285Bat flips don't win baseball games
>>153887300that's too close to opening day unfortunately
>>153887314people are saying they're having fun, but the Japanese man actually just cast a curse on the Venezuelan man and his family for generations to come
>>153887314in tourney play they literally do
>>153887242wtf was that collar on skenes suitIve been around a lot of wealth in my life and never seen anything like it
Damn, where’s the Hispanic guys? we need to trauma bond over our terrible corrupt governments
this dude looking for "hispanic guys" yeah i bet buddy
>>153887015
>>153887350cardboard forms they put under the shoulders to keep the jacket from drooping
>>153886248I also have a buddy like that and its the same result. Im lucky im socially aware enough to larp as a normie lol
>>153887314The vibe for baseball is fun but chill.
>>153887098Didn't know there were baseball fans in Ethiopia.Btw I wonder how he feela about Trump kidnapping Maduro.
hot damn. we get a peek at Sirota.
maybe americans should focus on their own government
teo
>>153886744Why couldn't Jose Ramirez and Elly de la Cruz join?
based teo
>>153887407elly didn't want to, he wanted to focus on spring training
start the game
>>153887400Manti?
Andy P
Dinner time
I'm scared bros
>>153887436looks breddy gud to me but i am intensely fucked up
>>153887436looks good. wish somewhere nearby me used a brick oven.
Freeland needs more seasoning
>>153887330lol
>>153887436Where’s the cheese?
marinsaars
>>153887484You know what? I'm happy chikaner got to meet his hero.
>>153887501Kek
>>153887484I went to Raleigh, NC. Pure black Americans (Yankees), and Indians ‘round those parts.
>>153887394>maybe americans should focus on their own governmentExactly.
>>153887537do they still have the topless carwashes?
Do they still have the zest?
Mariners MVP is riding the bench next to coach kek
>>153887394Never.
Hope needs more seasoning
I'm a girl! A cubs girl!
>>153887670who is Hope?
Got back from auction draft. How is my starting staff:Tarik SkubalChris SanchezShane McClanahanTrey YesavageRyan WeathersLuis GilLogan Henderson
>>153887700it's weird that they seem to be teaching these guys good plate discipline but they're not doing much with the pitches they do offer at.
>Paul Skenes will be available for roughly 70 to 75 pitches tonight, Team USA manager Mark DeRosa said.
i haven't had a 'za in 2026
>>153887707>Tarik SkubalI hope you’re in Comerica>Chris SanchezGreat>Shane McClanahan/Trey Yesavage/Ryan WeathersNeeds more seasoning >Luis GilAmazing >Logan HendersonWho? Probably needs more seasoning.
>>153886744everyone in my shanty town knows who these players are
>>153887742That’s 3 innings of work.
>>153887742damn, 2 innings of skenes! awesome!
>>153887742>tfw soto eats up 43 pitches in 2 abs
I'm literally female tho
are haitians and dominicans the same people?
>>153887840no
>>153887840Ya
>>153887840absolutely
Austin Wells
ive decided that the cubs will be my team this yearI wont post gay shit though, promise
>>153887742>>153887771>>153887777>>153887821Skenes is going 4.2 you wait and see.
Do you think Billie Eilish likes baseball?
>>153887840Dominicans are mostly mixed. Haitians are mostly vanta black.
can the US lose on purpose, half of my jaysies pitchers are there right now so we have to run "grant" rogers in ST
>>153887887I think she likes to eat
>>153887840Haitians have larger penises and higher IQ's
>>153887887she's ugly as puke
>>153887887shes entering prime slampig erawish she'd get the girls out
>>153887840>are east cubans and west cubans the same people?this is how dumb you sound. the difference between them is obvious
>>153887840Are canadians and north americans the same people?
>>153887887She’s just fat. What a pig
doyers won :)gg rangers
>>153887887Delicious
uh bros? where's the US lineup? game starts in under 2 hours
>>153887840just ask them to pronounce parsleyhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parsley_massacre
>>153887887when did she get an ass like this?
are brasilians and macaos the same species?
>Bregman and Raleigh benchedYay!>Harper playing and batting 2ndBoo!
>>153887996sounds like the dominican republic has a lot in common with isreal
>>153887883yay ...YAY!!!
>>153888039Nah totally good people>In the end, US president Franklin D. Roosevelt and Haitian president Sténio Vincent sought reparations of US$750,000, of which the Dominican government paid $525,000, or around $30 per victim. Due to the corruption deeply embedded within the Haitian bureaucracy however, survivors on average received only 2 cents each.
>2 extra innings of doyers st baseball yay!
I want to fucking kill myself
>>153888061Why do you say that
Better lineups than the all-star game desu
>>153887738I've noticed this too. Lots of patient sissies at the plate afraid to swing the bat
Am I a traitor if I want a DR-VZL final?
Skenes can't run away from Chadres forever, he has to face Manny and Tatis today. If Merrill was on this roster he would've made some excuse to pull out of this tournament like he did to dodge the Padres these last two years
>>153888052Haitians attacked the DR first but the Frech, United States, and international banking community got the ball rolling to perma fuck up that island.
>>153888075I have no idea who that girl is.
>>153888070TatisHarperJudgeSchwarberMachadoSmithRodriguezTurangPerdomoSkenes
Gunny took that starting position
>>153888061every american in this thread will be saying this in about 4 hours (except for mets fans)
>American team>Player named Gunner
>>153888139Kek
>>153888070Smith is a good call
>>153888061Take it easy, take it easyDon't let the sound of your own wheels drive you crazyLighten up while you still canDon't even try to understandJust find a place to make your standTake it easy
>>153884570SOTN
Cow Rowwy Big Dumpy Wumpy :(
Skenes
>>153888163More like Big Cow Faggot kek
Crazy that Cal went from being the likeable almost MVP with a goofy gimmick to being a pretty unlikeable guy who sucks now in the span of this WBC. I can't imagine Mariners fans will view him the same way he used to be after how he was this tournament.
now I really don't want to imply something, but could gunnar possibly be doing better than bregman because he only played against the UK
>>153887938>IQ'sCane's
>>153888184Breggy is washed and the cubbies wasted money
>>153888198where livvy
República Dominicana
>>153888209they're living up the military larp by having her cheat on him while he's "deployed"
>>153888048>yay ...YAY!!!>>153888055>>>153886597>>>153888032>Yay!>>153888032>Yay!I'm so happy.
>all this hand wringing over a 2-week exhibition tournamentyou're all unironically faggots
>>153888233FAGGets kek!!! “””All your players will get injured!”””
Can I watch the game live on the fox sports app?
>>153888233kek FAGGets!!!
>>153888251You got five dollas?
>>153888233games in 1:30, you haven't lost yet big fella
>>153888171is this true or are you just wanting it to be true?
>>153888008Barely any macaense speaks portuguese nowadays, they are all chinese
>>153888263
>>153888061You always say that
>>153888268I've seen lots of doomposters talking about the vibes of the Mariners clubhouse and everyone is making fun of his "I'm too serious and tough to shake hands with my own teammates" schtick. That combined with the fact that he hasn't gotten a single hit in the tournament has made him kind of a punching bag as a result and I can imagine if he doesn't immediately live up to the expectations of his previous season to start this season, he won't have the same positive reputation he had last year.
>>153887350Nigga wat, the top part of his jacket lapel is just white instead of blue. It looks pretty dumb.
>>153888299Do baseball players really care about their reputations that much anyway? They just get paid to play baseball. Just dgaf like Rendon
is it true that the mariners have already been eliminated from postseason contention?
>>153888284interesting. I was just fucking around. you've been a welcome addition here to me.
>>153888299Fuck him, stupid faggots wouldn’t stop shoving his homeruns down my throat last season. I hope his knees get crushed and he can never catch again.
>>153888318I mean, I'm sure it'd sting going from being basically the current face of the franchise that most people like to the guy that fans constantly mock
>>153888267rooting for Vz, Italy, USA, DR in that order
>>153888324You don’t really need legs to be a catcher tbqh, just plop his torso on the ground and teach him to throw with his upper body.
>>153888318To be a professional athlete is also to be a schizophrenic narcissistNo one normal likes that much attention>>153888321That place is just chinese vegas now, the portuguese speaking community is very small, there are some project to help it grow but idk how that is going nowadays
>>153888299>hasn't gotten a single hitit's also funny he still has more passed balls than hits
Judge blowing his load in bp
>>153888233is this your first time on /mlb/? there are always tons of faggots here
>>153887887god damn
why dont they let the catcher sit on a little stool or something?
>>153888344Consider the following: narcissism as it represents itself among low information communities is a combination of low IQ and undiagnosed schizophrenia
half of the mariners could spontaneously combust and theyd still make the postseason because theyre in the AL west (play this video to complete the post https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0mrOFZuNJo)
>>153888171yeah sucks we can't root for him anymore. he's gonna get up to bat and all the mariners fans are gonna boo him.especially when all the other players are gonna ask for hand shakes, every batter gonna be another boo from everyone in the park
>>153888002when she started fucking black guys exclusively
>>153888366The Astros just got unlucky last year, they're still inevitable
>>153888358something something AMERICANI! *techno music*
>>153888344>To be a professional athlete is also to be a schizophrenic narcissist>No one normal likes that much attentionalways found it hilarious to see Jacob DeGrom warming up to Simple Man in the middle of a ballpark with all eyes on him.
It'd be funny if Skenes got chased out in the first inning after all the hype for him facing this lineup
>>153888344nah bad take. theres a lot of ego in sport, but most dont try to embrace the fame to satisfy their narcissism. friends with a lot of professional cricketers and they all hate the media work they have to do
>>153888233is this your first time on /mlb/? there is never any faggots here.
>>153888198why does bro look scared?
>>153888233Cal Flyover lol
>>153888359I work hard to bite my tongue around here, but the shit will still ooze out every now and then
>>153888358this seems dangerous
He's called Cal Raleigh because he'll be traded to the Carolina expansion team after how he's been acting
>>153888390>professional cricketers>the literally whos of literally what kek
literal who's
>>153888401If you don’t put shit in your mouth to begin with then you won’t have so much trouble trying to keep it in there
>>153888385What’s the hype behind him facing this lineup? that he’s never done something like this fucking before? That his fucking asshole is going to get destroyed, incinerated, pulverized, and crushed?
Bo Bichette playing for the Mets getting a base hit against the Blue Jays.
>>153888406unfortunately not the case, some of them have more followers than people like juan soto
Need...nutri...ents...
>>153888390You really tried to hang this over our heads as if anybody gives a fuck that you know professional, cricket players.
>>153888363I dont expect high intelligence (outside of a practical sports sense) in athletes, even the ones on my team i know are very fucking stupid.>>153888390I think it depends on the sport but i genuinely believe they are lying if they say they dont enjoy the eyes on them atleast a tad.Especially the big stars those types live for fame.I have similar beliefs on politicians. Most of the people that choose to do this type of stuff are probably not that well in the head.
Feed...me...
>>153888423the times they are a 'changin
>>153888439the point still stands. for every pca theres 10x as many top players that dont want to do the media work
>>153888426Who gives a fuck you wanna eat your followers for breakfast? Fuck you and your shit hole country.
>>153888423That’s cool. Can they field the ball? has that changed at all or no? Do they have any defense anywhere in the Mets? How have they improved their run prevention game from last year? cause if you remember last year they were fucking terrible.
>>153888449I no speaku da enrgisharu arigato gozaimasu
So who wins dr bats or skenes ?
thats it. im shitposting for team DR lateryouve pushed me to the edge and ive broken
>>153888464
soon, americans
>>153888453found a cool fishing vlog on yt from austerely beautiful and remote SW Australia. it's not entirely a shit hole.
Better be a dr vs Venezuela final
>>153888453Why you so mad
im all in on team italy, the one team that has tried
>>153888469did he died
>>153888418Because dood skenes is the best pitcher in the world, basically the modern Nolan Ryan, probably better than him too and DR is one of the most stacked lineups of all time!
>>153888469I mean what does this video have to do with your post? that’s cool. I guess we’ll just post random webms to our post and pretend like they’re related. OK I mean that guy was either drunk or on his phone. Either way he’s a goddamn retard now regarding your post, Skenes has never done something like this before. never this early in the season or preseason, never against a lineup this deep, so let’s keep keep that in mind, and the scouting report OK. he has too many secondary pitches. if team DR can show discipline and lay off of those pitches which they’ve been shown to be capable of doing so, they will have no problem.
The more you wish for something the less likely it is to come true
>>153888485NOOOOOO DONT HECKIN CONTRADICT MY WEBM FROM DAY ONE OF ST IM HAVIN A SEETHE OVA HERE!!!
>>153888464Bichette's defense is not as bad as the narrative says. His main weakness is arm strength, which is why Blue Jays fans were perplexed to see him playing third base.
>>153888495This bitch has some hairy fucking legs and I’m talking fucking hairy bro. She looks tall too so you need a ladder to shave her legs.
>>153888494if you wanna watch some real nibba shit checkout Outback Boysits up in the Northern Territory, wouldnt ever recommend travelling there
>>153888538I would lick her hairy butthole so idc
Now that dust has settled. What went wrong with mexico ?? They were expected to do well after the last tournament?
>>153888485What is this stupid fucking play he looks unnatural. He looks uncomfortable. He looks like shit. Looks like he almost threw into the dugout. That ball was going approximately 8 mph. You don’t think he’s gonna make a play at 8 mph Exit velocity. Let’s see what he does when a ball is ripped at 110 mph off the fucking bat, then we can talk about who’s good at fielding.
>>153888552justice for Zerethe seems totally fine (no homo)
>>153888552You’re one funny, motherfucker, man, aren’t you Mr. Canada oh man, you got all these videos saved to your hard drive about foreign Tinder man, you don’t know when they’re gonna get fucking robbed doing that bullshit.
Who would win in a race between Stanton and Kirk ?
>>153888554Only my Mets make people this retarded. Love the Mets baby, the Mets baby the Mets.
>>153888546I think I may have heard of them before. thanks, I'll check it out.
ameribros, our women are leaving us for big dominican cock...
>>153888584You’re trying to propose the question like he’s slow but he got called safe at first. what did I miss? He looks like he got called safe to me. Kirk is just a sad sack of shit. That can’t get a hit to save his team from getting eliminated Stanton on the other hand single-handedly carry the Yankees in 2024.
>>153888599Acting like he wasn't moving at walking speed in that clip
I'm...hun....gry ..
>>153888590Yeah, you stupid Mets faggots always make everything seem like it’s fucking sunshine and rainbows, you got eliminated by the goddamn Florida Marlins last year you have no team this year, you keep throwing money at pieces of shit that can’t play you think you’re gonna beat the Dodgers, but you’re not cause they actually spend money on targets, they know who they want and that’s who they’re gonna buy. They don’t throw money at whatever sad fuck is available.
>>153888613kek this still makes me laugh
>Team Dominican Republic was inviting 88 year old Juan Marichal to hang out with them in their clubhouse and even at his age was having fun and dancing with them>Meanwhile Team USA is inviting Navy Seals to tell boring stories about how they carpet bombed a schoolGenuinely what is wrong with Team USA. Literally invented the sport and they do nothing to show pride for that, just "dood, army men my dick is so hard i think i can hit a home run now!"
>>153888618Kek listen to you, you sound demented. I reiterate >>153888590
>>153888613This is fucking insane I mean you gotta work on your athleticism at that point. What’s the fucking excuse? I get it you know he lined it right at the fielder but still, you can’t beat out a hit?
kek faggets
>>153888627You just sound like you’re coping you’re pretending like stuff isn’t happening. Meanwhile, your team is entering a 50 year goddamn drought and you got no signs of improving so shut up and stop posting like you’re gonna do anyway and stop pretending like your shit don’t stink.
>>153888171flyovers gonna flyover. their one year of relevance was painful
>>153888622it happens from time to time to even fast runners. hard-hit ball to the rfer with a strong arm playing shallow.
>>153888618>players like Juan Soto and Bo Bichette are le bad because they didn’t sign with the dodgers and were therefor not le heckin target acquisitionerinosHo Lee Kek nigga wat? The Mets have you in a tizzy.
>>153888625america is in jewmode right now so everything has to be about the military for a couple of years
FAGGets kek!https://vocaroo.com/102YTAaTHZZd
>nooo he's not actually slow you guys
>>153888618me-OW this kitty is feral!
What teams could Yelich play for? I think he's like 5 different nationalities
>>153888617this is waiting for you at your local Applebee's for only $11.99
I’m coping. He spent all day frothing at the mouth about a team he doesn’t like and I’m coping.
>>153888667his mom could play for team licking her own pussy cream off my big white timmy cock
NEW>>153884235>>153884235>>153884235
>>153888655Oh, is that so oh are those players bad? Those are the terrible players I’ve been hearing about for months now right? those are the only players the Mets have acquired right? They haven’t lost anybody from their bullpen right? they haven’t lost any players or sold half the team, right?
>>153888662for me its gingerly stepping on first
>>153888679We need burger addition now more than ever
>>153888679fuck off faggotACTUAL NU>>153884235>>153884235>>153884235
i got your nu right here!
>>153888694NEW>>153888711>>153888711>>153888711
>>153888694I just squirted some mud and that image makes me want to do it again
Where is nu tho?
>>153888687Yankees fans have so little to look forward to this is what they post about now LOL.WHO DID THE METS LOSE?!WHO DID THE METS ADD?!IM LOSING MY MIND WHY ARENT YOU MAD AHHHH
>>153888662This guy has 700 career home runs. What are we talking about? He won the ALCS MVP that’s who this player is nobody gives a fuck that he’s slow. There’s plenty of speed on the Yankees already. that’s a problem with all you fucking poverty franchises, you got one too many guys trying to do too many goddamn things at once, we got a guy that can run the based. We got a guy that can hit homers. We got a guy that hits for contact, you’re right here using five tool players that aren’t really good at all those five tools and they end up sucking, grounding into double plays in pivotal moments of the World Series.
>>153888636FAGGets kek!
>>153884342>takes a picture in portrait orientation of someone lying down horizontallywhat in tardation
>>153888358jesus
