>>153887465
90 days until Gane fights.
the weaker the strike, the higher the skill
me to spammy haters
WE CANNOT FOLLOW THEM
good thread
a literal ape could throw a strike that damages the opponent. it takes a master of the craft to throw strikes that barely touch them and serve no purpose but technically being landed strikes.
He had a gun man
its ogre. khamzat is cope playing videogames to distract himself from his biggest challenge to date
Congratulations Anthony. You truly are one of my favorite fighters and favorite humans EVER. Nobody, and I mean NOBODY has ever fought as hard as you in that octagon. This one's for you bappa.
PuSSY
no (You)s allowed in this thread btw
but i get paid by the ufc per (you)
>>153898818>smiling on the way down gane is so pillowfisted he helped tom to finally get a good night sleepwhat a stand up guy
>>153898768I heard Aboobakar rapes Khamzat in 1v1 Cel Damáge
Yooo haha got fired at work. They caught me jacking off and I was like yooooo haha. Haha.
>no Jon Jones >No Conor McGregor >No Nate Diaz >Not even the fucking god of war BSD Brilliant card for the ages you got there daner
Porier and Joe look like skin walkers
>>153898902>Retired>Retired>Retired>Fraud checked by Dustin Wow somebody get this genius in charge of a billion dollar company ASAP
>>153898908It's just because Porier got those horrible fake teeth and Rogan is un-nervingly short and weirdly shaped from trt
>>153898838
Dana Shite
GWAH GWAH GWAH GWAH GLUCK GLUCK GLUCK GWAG
Ngannou turned down the Whitehouse to fight on the Netflix card
*CUMS*
NETFLIX IS FOR GAY NIGGERS SO I'm surprised Jon hasn't begged them yet
>>153899038
>>153896080Yeah I would much rather watch the main card of a UFC numbered event where I can watch a fight between elites athletes in their prime like King Green vs Jeremy "Lil' Heathens" Stephens
>>153899011my GOAT is such a nice guy
Great thread guys. Bunch of weirdo fagmos.
>>153899060King Green giving us a third fight in five months? Let's go!
>>153899049Jon Jones, who has a wife and 3 kids is gay?
Jon is NOT gay
>>153899076Yes. MMA Guru who is a registered child sex offender and lives with his parents said so
>>153899076none of those kids look like him and his wife is on tinder
If you look back, the signs were always there
Poor poor clitia...
Natalia Silva
>Jon is a faggot>bb-b-b-b-b-b-ut Ilia
>>153898838ufc hasnt been the same since big ank lost the belt
>>153899139levels
>>153899093Guru is a nonce?
>>153899139The Reconquista starts NOW
>>153899184imagine all the free pain meds this foo is gonna get
>>153899147 jon 'prone bone' jones, they call him
>>153899139amateur shit
>>153899184>36 year old model who looks like a 17 year old
>>153899204Lole .
So now we do like that meme again?
>Dana MAD>Dana BAD>Dana EVIL?>Dana SEETHING>Dana CRYING>UFC is OVER>UFC is DEAD>UFC has a star problem (2025 outdated)>UFC only cares about stars>Paramount doesn't care about best vs best - Gina vs Ronda, Ngubu vs Lins = best vs best (CHILLS)Which luke thomas/mma video should I watch today?
>>153899334Looks like you've seen them all b.
>>153899139>Poor clitia>heems islamDid you mean to edit in gameplay of Ilia geting heemed by Islam but you accidently uploaded the original video? lmao
>>153899334Watch the one about trans people. He puts his tough serious voice on and is like heres the deal with trans folk: our country is a mess! Orange man bad! Epsteeeeen! He literally doesnt address trans in anyway. Just orange man bad therefore trans is fine and beautiful and deserve our respect!
>>153899353Nah these are my recommended mma videos on YT. I've just watched 'This is NOT fun anymore...." and "You should NOT be happy about this..." and now I'm unhappy and angry. Trying to decide which video will lighten my mood while I cook dinner.
>>153899419YESSSSSSS let the anger grow young one
>>153899411Sounds like a challenging think piece. Much obliged.
do people still call them right wing? cringey old heads
>>153899419Have you tried this one?
>>153899419May I hunbly suggest an Dan Quinn rant against oen Dana White?
Luke Thomas will tell everyone how they need to live their lives and what they should be thinking then explain how he's terminally depressed and constantly miserable.
Sounds like Luke has you seething I fear
I think FightFairy got raped on her trip in IndiaXhe still hasn't posted an update vlog....
Anyone that chooses to live in DC deserves misery.
Ugh :[
>>1538995614chan has Luke Thomas seething, in factually
For someone who doesn't like Luke Thomas you sure do watch a lot of his videos and know a lot about his personal life and political opinions
security camera footage unidentified man urinating in grocery store luke thomas
MMA is Goaltender
>>153899658bappa you do realize people come here every day and post about things. I've never seen or heard a single mma guru video but I know he talks about Jon Jones being gay a lot.
Lukes pronouns are he/sir..... based
>>153899693You have nothing better to do with your time than angrily post about a man you have never interacted with even tangentially for about an hour or so?
you guys are always pissy and miserable your life's must be shit
This dude thinks every post he reads on 4chan is the same person, how low does his IQ have to be to come to conclusions like that?
stolen garbage track crashes into suburban area on christmas morning houses destroyed families devastated luke thomas
>>153899750I've been here ten minutes but nice job admitting you've been here an hour you LOSER! AHAHAHAHAHA
>>153899753I love myself homie
>>153899787I pray this is true
>>153899753Trooth nooke!
>>153899786Bodied that bastard.
Lucrative James
sean g. strickland i smy favorite fighter
UncleFreakin'Weezy
They're sleemin each other's heads, clashing heads, mendes got a mouse on his eye from a headbutt, then chandler got his nose split from a payback headbutt.Seriously why was Arman and Georgio such little pussies crying to the ref every 2 seconds? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZJZwau41gM
She gon call me baby boo
My farts smell like pure methane heems for this feel
>>153899950>Todd Duffee vs Mike Russouwaka the Fart punch
>>153899976>>153899950>>153899916>>153899855>>153899823Ditigal litter
Wannabe janny ahh nigger
speaking on farts? hows Janny doing?
>>153900400Drink up, it dulls the cortisol
Brendan! Brendan! Brendan! There's Schaub on my shoe.
oops I forgot my image hehe that's funny
>>153900540one of the best heems of the decade
>>153900540Blowjob Chimaev is a beast
If Burns does this to him, just imagine how badly Strickland is going to fuck him up.
>>153900108Thats a really good term. Im gonna start using it. Litter. So much of the internet these days is digital litter. Did you read that somewhere? Im surprised I havent heard it before
go back to the retardcord niggers
>>153900540holy pillowknee
>>153900613Spammy called it. He said 'zatdaddy gonna suck he cock' and a bunch of other homosexual scenarios.
>>153899383"Grown man" playing as himself in a video game beating up his bully
I'm 37 but I look like I'm 37.
>>153900978Damn! I checked the 'chive and what you're saying (I wish it wasnt) is true. Spammers did call it.
I fucking hate old people
>>153901689this but I love old people
Fuck old people
a old nigga?that's that shit i.. do like
Me to Old People haters
you don't respect your elders foo?
Me gusta old people-Diego Lopes
how old we talkin? I hate 55+ers but it stops at 75 for me they're based after that
>>153901939Nobody gives a shit.
>>153902077STFU nigger
>>153901136I'm 37 but look like I'm 27 but if I take my hat off I'm back to looking like I'm 37
>>153902128based hat haver. unlike some particular individuals around here....
I'm 38 but shawty said my balls look 55 it is what it is
UFC: Fight for the Troops 3
mma is a bald man;s sport. i dont wanna see any haircucks here
>>153902234
>>153902232Is this dude even old enough to be in the army?
>>153902234hell yeah!
Me to hair lovers
>>153902333kek what a shitter
baldcels are always violently envious of hairchads, that's why that bald faggot dana infected elias theodorou with butthole cancer
mfw looking at the mirror and having hair
it's only garth left...we ARE getting older, bappas
do you like hairy bagina? haha case closed bald chads stay winning
i love cereal gane
>>153902417I don't think too many heemers here like vagina have you seen some of their posts about Islam and khamzat
>>153902439Youre an fuken coomer through and through
>>153902482for me? its the female anus
i love khamzat and fucking jamkhammer pussy in my spare time because im an intellectual mma fan and train a bit myself
Agent 47 vs Superman is closer than you think
>>153902589I like Virna Jandiroba and enjoy gardening.
https://youtu.be/6QDYeboxZsojoe the pied pypher is on bym
>>153902779shes ugly thats why you do gay shit. gillian robertson? i would breed her
talmbout career ending pregnancy
yikes joe pyph is jesus born again christian religious experience pre coping
>doubting gaethje
talmbout mmgay?
ciryl gane singing sinatra in french up on a stage on a stool smoking a cigar
>>153902932it does tend to work a fair amount of the time
>>153902390haircuck seems angry here
ankalaev lost to pereira in the way a bodybuilder would lose to pereira. there is just no getting around the fact that this is the most embarrassing way to lose as a champ.
2 paper belts on the line at ufc 327 lolside note: 327 is probably the best 3 digit number
>>153903008The greatest strenght of the current UFC isn't it's ability to put together individual superfights, but the sheer depth of it's roster.UFC 267 is an amazing card not because it has an amazing headlinr, but because nearly every fight is at least good and interesting.
>>153903027don't know why I said 267 instead of 327
canadians are so fucking stupid
723 is a good number
ufc 420 hahaha
touching my bald head thinking about how heemable eeverybody here is
I'm a broke reddit bitch
>>153903131Weird flex but okay ahh nigga
>>153903131crippled raped bitch lmao
WAR EVLOEV
>>153903131>faster mile than me at 12
Loses a round to lopiss
Noncesar's getting heemed (again)
>>153902413BSD at 5 is a meme but then again so was Barboza at 3
2 boring bitches but since Lerone actually has a heem on his record I hope he wins by vicious heem
>My training camp is like the Epstein files but WITH the sex SOON
sean "i got epsteined by my dad so the white house is too triggering for me" strickland
sean strickland claims to love all things america and hate unnecessary foreign campaigns yet hates notable anti vietnam song alices restaurant because the phrase father rapists gets him clammy as all get up
khamzats just so much better than everybody else right now. peria premptivly ducked not realzing khamzat also walks around at 2 something and could easily be a top 5 heavyweight fighter tomorrow. what does that say about stricklands chances?
>>153899087that takedown was legit!! young man is in tremendous shape.
>>153903243
khamzat look like he fight with full diaper brazza
>>153903246>>153903250>>153903263how's ramadan going b
RamaDAMN yous a ugly inbred freak ahh nigga-Allah probably
>>153903289dont say that
>>153903289Excellent post
>>153901845>>153901689>>153901845>>153901689I used to but then I realized we can't even beat volk and gaychee, who's old and a worse old versions of themselves. It's a sign that when we get old, we're going to be worse at being old than the old people now, and gen-Betas and gen-Cuckolds are gonna prob hate old people even more than we did. They're gonna be bullying us and dunking our heads in toilets... We'll be forcefully microchipped with tesla implants, but their bodies will be able to take cyborg enhancements to heem us with jabs... we're so fucked.
>deh lineal champion has ey neme. and dat neme is francis nGODbu
Just put my khamzat suit on
>>153903389fetish post
>>153903332poor little pisslam quackachev. he leakin all over the damn place
>>153903400really ngubu lost the lineal championship to usyk
One day Mike will reveal that he's actually not as retarded as he portrays himself to be and that he actually was method acting for a satire movie for roundabout 20 years.
>>153903200it doesnt count because you cant never heem Aaron fucking Pico
aaron picogram jones
evloev vs murphy will determine which fighter gets put into talks for a title eliminator. this makes it one of the most important fights of the month.
Everybody was chasing the Philippe Lins fight, Francis Ngannou got that fuckin fight!
>>153903581lets be honest both of them need at least 5 more win streak to be even considered into talks of title fight
Phillipe Lins is D.B. Cooper
Jake Paul has embarassed Nagnnou like 6 times now. When will the humble Sand Miner finally push back against this bully?
face when evloev dedicates his life to amassing a 20 fight undefeated record in mma only to be permaflushed by a zoomer from south america in the title eliminator
>>153903464nah. we're talmbout the sport of mma. sam way a boxer couldnt lose a boxing title in an mma fight lmao. hope that helps cazz
>>153902413Max and Charles were in featherweight in 2017 my man.
there is no lineal HW champCouture was stripped and then lost to Inoue Rutten won the vacant belt then retired
The Champion has a name and that name is Ciryl Gane
>>153903816The line is Coleman->Smith->Couture->Inoue->Kerr->Fujita->Croatian Shitter->Big Nog->can crusher Fedor->Werdum->Overeem->Silva->Velasquez->Werdum again->Miocic->Fatty->Miocic->Magumbo
Heeminder that Nate and Dustin were the lineal Brawl for All champion at one point in time
no one really cares about lineal champ shit, that's gay boxcel stuff
the stupid bitch put 3 hits of acid in my food and didn't tell me only just coming together now
The line between madman and genius is often hard to identify.
