happy footy fan edition
>>153906636I am feeling very antisemitic today. How 'bout you?
>>153906831it's an interesting discussion
lachie neal is nearly there
>>153906636>promote gambling and homosexuality non-stop for 10 years >still get accused of anti-semitism Can't win.
>>153906970How do I vote him for Australian of the Year?
good morning friends
All my posts past present and future have been made in a satirical nature and in no way reflect my political or cultural beliefs
>>153908382hope you enjoy gaping my poorties on the weekend dosnchad
>kick the footy in the same city as a mass shooting>suddenly it's your responsibility to provide comfort to the Jewish communityJust let them play footy actually
>>153908375i don't want to talk about it
>>153908581Shut the fuck up cocksuckerThe mighty Port Adelaide Football Club WILL be playing a fierce contest and further expose the FRAUD Brad Scott
>>153908587crisp chosen people backpedalling because they noticed the goyim slowly changing sentiment
>>153908615bro >we are winning >our first spoon this yearthe tarp era was less dire
>they're rerunning the tiger milf episodes of million dollar minutecorrshan't get the vax for terminal yellow fever lads
>He's still a kid! I'm sure these issues will iron out eventuallyCoach Hardwick, I'm not as confident as you are
if he was in charge of improving a team of awfl players he'd be coach harddick iykwim haha
>>153908984i look like this and do this
I like my job and I like working. I also have slightly visible abs coming in for the first time in my life. I think I’m currently on an upswing and I hope this lasts long enough.
>>153909038applied for wets yet mate
>>153908984>Alexa, play Timber by Pitbull
i like my new job and don't mind the 9-5 wagecucking because they don't care if i come in early and finish early tradie style despite being an officecuck now. i hate the 40+ minute bus commute in because no parking though, even though i've got a car.
>they don't care if i come in early and finish earlybut enough about your mum
cunt off coomer faggot
coomer i hardly know her iykwim haha
>>153909253>>153909271>60 seconds apart
>>153909403i am certainly not micky sperg, the unfunny subhuman tranny, who is the one who almost certainly responded to my post immediately thinking about coomer bullshit because xhe is a mentally ill porn addicted tranny freak
>>153909455bank balance status = brokeresidential status = living in your head rent free
i broke mickhead
It's not that difficult to break jeetcoded AI.
>>153906970In adelaide recently a brown man coward punched a guy at random on the street at night then stomped on his head giving him permanent brain damage. The victim has to re-learn how to walk and how to eat. The guy responsible was given 2 years home detention Curious you will do more time in jail for saying mean words than violently attacking people unprovoked.
the noticer is a demoralisation psyop and that bullshit probably didn't happen
>>153909629This is why you should learn to fight, even a basic boxing class twice a week will put you above 99 percent of the population in regards to knowing how to defend yourself properly
>>153909646Both happened. The guy on Australia day did give a speech about the jews being the number one enemy of Australia. Ive seen the video. And the guy giving someone brain damage was reported on by mainstream news not the noticer.
>yes goyim us jews really are that powerful that we get people thrown in jail for mentioning usim nooticing the true purpose of the noticer
>>153909709Jews want people to stop noticing you spastic.
>>153909038>>153909135based and working man pilledhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=HgaBJcaol0o
>>153909738why would they want that. victimhood requires escalating incidents and examples being made of them
>>153909629not a valid comparison because both incidents happened in different states
>>153909738yes because it doesn't serve them well to have spastics like you afraid of them because of their power, no-one ever projects power to demoralise their opponents. you're very clever aren't you mate?
>jews dont have power they just pretend to to make people afraid>but they have the power to run demoralisation operations to make you think they have power>but they actually dontAre you jewish?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4mtfnfQoAco
OFFICIAL AUTIST OF THE WEEK WINNER IS>Cheat Grounds GuyFor his seethe at Geelong’s thin ground that they’ve been using for over a century
>>153910171i want to go back lads
>>153910303
>u must be le jewish for seeing through the demoralising psyop!sorry moshe you are all powerful, ill keep reading your goyslop noticer
>>153910190it is a cheat ground thoughbeit, and i am not that guy. i mean geelong are mostly cheats in other ways (drugs and salary cap cheats) but their spastic home ground is hard to play on and is a shithole only geelong fags enjoy. must be some form of toxoplasmosis
>>153910882>byes in round 2
>>153910936Go opening round!
>>153911141>>153910882Opening round is here to stay btw. The AFL has had discussions on how to improve it going forward. Feed back from fans has been overwhelming that they want it scrapped but the AFL does not want this. So it will be tweaked but here to stay.
>>153911236how many other organisations completely ignore what their customers want?to be perfectly honest, it does not seem like a sustainable business model
ross lyons jamboy
i would be curious if opening round actually has increased viewership in northern states, because i don't think it has. queensland is getting into afl big time but i think that's more because of the onfield success of the lions rather than opening round. footy doesn't seem to be getting any more popular in nsw considering the swans are always up and down and have been humiliated in gfs recently
>>153911542>humiliated in gfs recently
>>153908640No team is worse than the iggs bro >>153908886Mac "genetically pre-disposed to low impulse control" Andrew
>>153911781my pooties will be the spoon might as well be oursit's already over
>>153911876shut the fuck up faggotport will beat essendon and west coast
>>153912010No but Perth May.
>>153912010Porties playing their best game for the year against the spooners in preseason.Gonna be a long year if you can't get past the rangapoos
don't get a job and you'll never work a day in your life
>>153912128north are legit dangerous this year
anyone want to wank my dick off?
>>153912139it's so hard to get a job these days
>>153912389have you tried not being a straight white male
are you blokes excited for the footy tomorrow
>>153913139nah not really
>>153913132i look like this and say this
Good afternoon to everyone except the port doomer
>>153909038>I like my job and I like working>Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, zip-a-dee-ay,>My, oh my, what a wonderful day!
Do NOT eat nothing but chilli chicken and museli bars for 3 daysI am in absolute agony on the shitter
>>153913441stick it up your arse dickhead >>153912010i wish i had your optimism fellow poortbro, but the roos are a joke of a club and >we needed to beat them just to start a semi decent season
>>153910882What game is worth watching this week?I'm a neet atm so time is very hard to come by and i can't waste it
>>153914036thursday and friday should be good, maybe roos v iggs just to see a spoon bowl, and gws v saints just to watch ross lyon suffer more
unemployed neets are far unhappier than the average working man
>>153910882>sydney had an afl team in 1874>sydney had an afl team before a rugby league teamwtf?
>5/16 of my team's games are free to airDillon doesn't live too far from me now that I think of it. Maybe I'll have a chat with him and share my thoughts.
Drink Jameson.Install Kayo.Use Sportsbet.Sign up with AAMI.Buy a Toyota.Acknowledge the elders of our land both past, present and emerging.
>>153914965Me because i have a sore shoulderAnd Carlton fans because they lost Curngod
>>153914965I don't think Lions or Cats belong on such a list.
>carlton fans thought they were ready to contend less than a year ago and are now resigned to a full rebuild
30 nuggets for $10 at KFC today
>>153915377Seems like a small amount of nuggets for the average person i'd say
>>153914661while that isn't true because south melbourne moved to sydney in the 80s, it is true that afl was played nationally as the sport predates the existence of rugby league as a sport, but rugby and eventually rugby league became more popular in shitney probably due to their massive complex over victorians. there nearly wasn't a barrassi line as queensland played both until the state government chose to only support league in state schools in the early 1900s.
>>153915154to be honest after the preseason i was expecting a lot from carlton, not even as a fan because i don't like carlton (mumza is a dosn fan so i would never support the bloos) but because they had a ripper preseason beating both the lions and cats.
Saw Curnow on Monday arvo at Avoca having a surf. Looked pretty happy desuFunnily enough isaac heeney was out there with him, didnt look injured at all lol
>>153915756I thought player contracts would restrict players from risky activities like surfing
>>153915377Had KFC yesterday. Can't have it two nights in a row.
>>153915600>preseason form>preseason form against two teams whose preseason was a month shorterI hope you're just pretending to be retarded for (You)s.
>>153915756what's so special about two pieces of shit floating in the water mate
Been learning probabilities on Khanacademy, i'm going to make a gambling resurgence and rebuild my finances
>>153914550>implying work makes you freecool it with the antisemitic remarks
>gambling will surely solve all my money problems
>>153915889preseason form is 90% worthless but sometimes telling, the swans had a great preseason and started off well while the cats had a shit preseason and have started terribly. and yeah they had a longer preseason but the raw talent of a lions or cats utterly mogs the blues.
>>153915902trip on crownsperg
>>153915933Nah it's legit. Studying for at least an hour a day, working out these numbers so i can bring the pain to those nerdy cunts who set the odds. Cant outsmart me for long
>>153915942>des tuddenhamI refuse to believe anyone would know that player without cheating.
>>153915953filthy interstate casual detected
>Isaac Heeney has been ruled out of Thursday nights clash with Hawthorn due to a hamstring issue. He hasn’t made the trip to Melbourne.
>waa look i know a guy who played footy 60 fucking years ago i'm so smartwant a medal champ?
>>153916042Rumor is he made it worse when he went for a surf
The baked ziti
>>153916105this is the first time a food pic here has made me jealous
>>153916132that says more about you than about the foodposters champ
Are afl referees as hated as usual sports?
>eating plants
>>153916165FUCKING YELLOW MAGGOTS ARE LUCKY THEY HAVE AN ESCORT OR I'D KICK THEIR FUCKEN CUNT HEADS OFF
>>153916174racism outside /b/ 50 metres
this zaza got me connecting the dots
>>153916165yes, arguably even more so because they like to involve themselves and overuse the whistle rather than let the game play
just let the boys play
anything more than ~15 free kicks per side per game is too much and a sign of umpire interference
yellow maggots must die
umpires are the life blood, and in many ways the stars of the game
50m penalties are too punishing, especially considering the actions they're paid for, make it 15m, or 25 at most and I'll stop abusing the umps
>>153916332>15mToo easy to abuse
>>153916332the stand rule being 50 is fucking ridiculous
fake professional amateur try hard cyclists would have to be one of the most insufferable groups
>>153916380what about aus/pol/ blow-in fuck heads
>>153916388what about em?
>>153916388Wouldn't see me whinging about them out of nowhere
>>153916388i go outside
>>153915377>30 nuggetsthat would be a grim next day poo
>>153912010Indoor training centres now?
The guy that constantly whinges about politics is worse than the guy's that talk about politics in this general.
it's just hateeverythingsperg trying to spread misery
>>153916437trvke
Sick of it
>>153916506 cheer up harley
we got struck in iran lel
>>153916551/afl/ anon's are in Iran?
>>153913132being a deeply troubled and flawed man is so cool when you're extremely famous
more coverage of the swans not mentioning the jews than the actual shooting itself loli guess thats what they were after
If Harbaugh wasn’t fired does Tomlin still retire?
>>153916332i agree but anything less is not enough. 30m maybe. but 50m for something minor (which umpires constantly fuck up) that can lead to a gifted goal shouldn't be allowed.
>>153916578tomlin sucks and so do the shitsburgh shitters
>>153914965Sad cunt power ranking:1. Dosn2. dabloos3. Poort4. Aints5. Fred6. Cats7. Lions8. Giants fans (cause they dont fkn exist)
>>153910190theres a reason they have the best win record the last decade for only one flag kekthey will continue to get btfo at the mcg in prelims and gf day with this cheat ground in place
>>153916555Yes we have boots on the ground
Imagine some bigfooty spastic stranded in Dubai kek
>>153916555Boots on the ground teaching Iranians how to drop punt. Already found a few who kick better then Lynch
>>153916388I like them and I'm secure enough not to fly into a foaming at the mouth rage if they post something I don't agree with.
i could torp across the straight of homos
>>153916602they get our threads autosaged for being off-topic garbage, otherwise mods don't give a fuck about off-topic posting
essendon have built such a strong culture under merretts leadershipeven though he isnt captain anymore its so good to have him around the club!
gave the dog sardines and now her breath smells fucking horrible
He should go to North to finally join a winning team
>>153916616Stop kissing her.
>>153916625Geelong are going to get caught for breaching salary cap next year.
>>153916631they already have been and they won't be getting punished at all for it
>>153916625itll probably be hawks
>>153916635Its such a corrupt world bros. What about fairness and acting in an ethical way?
i hate trade talk so much, feels like it's just there to demoralise people. i'm already demoralised by watching poort lose to norf, i don't need to hear about how he's going to leave my shit club. fuck footy media sucks.
>>153916646Trade news is okay when you're a destination club. Like thinking about what you're getting for Christmas as a kid. It's fucking awful when your club is down, out and getting raided.
I just finished off a quite ordinary bottle of TempranilloGo Crows
>>153916650that's just shitty for every other club though. even big vic clubs, like the dons and bloos, they certainly aren't destination clubs despite large memberships. just fuck this garbage off. also there's literally no point talking about trade stuff until the trade period, since a lot of stuff can change. i am not delusional but if poort somehow get into form and make finals (keep in mind that this is like a 1% chance based on a fuck easy fixture), butters might not want to leave anymore. he might not even want to leave in the first place and is just shopping around to get poort to resign him on a megadeal. it's only two rounds in of a 25 round season.
normalbergs freaking out over fuel prices kekguy at work is begging to work from home one day a week to save money on fuel
Do you know what doesn't require fuel to run?My bicycle.Carcucks stay seething
they stop at no lengths to get their way againthey WILL make the swans bend the kneeYOU WILL get walkable cities
>tfw live walking distance to everything No way I'd be a cuck and give up my car but still nice to know I can get everything I need by foot if I need to.
>>153916679Based
>>153916686You're a cuck by having a car
>>153916686dont forget the check in app! oh wait they will already track you everywhere
My shoulder hurts reeeeeeeeeeeee
>>153916694hang in there errol, i'll look after grace
>>153916679Fuck up bikecunt
>>153916701Stay seething about petrol prices while I have much more spare money than you
>>153916694i'm going to smash the fuck out of your shoulder if you return to the field. make a fucken beeline for you and just run through you
carcunts about to have a literal depreciating brick sitting in their garage KEK
Tassie poos fit for a King
Cars? I'll stick to my bicycle.Meat? Beans for me.Footy? I have the tillies lil bro.
>>153916706Well that's it, I am not sharing my pain meds with you if you are gonna be like that
>>153916712False flag vegan tilly post
>>153916646 is this port doomposting a new mick or what
>bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzoh sorry thats just the sound of my byd shark having all the freedom to tackle beaches and 4wd trails whilst all the hicuxes are stuck in the garage
>Buy bag of spinach>Open it>Go to use it again the next >It's already gone badFuck me.
>>153916724Yeah that shit is gross
>>153916722its also the sound of your dildo you bydbitch
Why do Australians love having pet dogs so much
>>153916724Saute it with garlic and butter and have it as a bed for a chicken dish
>>153916735haha kekget fucked china battery cuckbox leasers
>>153916736Only muslims and spergs hate dogs
>>153916736hi jake, ready for eid-al-fitr?
>>153916736cuckhold tradie support animal
>>153916740gotten
Soon.
>>153916736mine is based he barks at indians
>>153916717>durr u must be making a mick bcuz ur team lost to norf XDare you genuinely retarded? north are a joke and will remain bottom 4 this year, they'll just be joined by poort. i don't particularly want to see my club fall into the shit, you stupid faggot.
>>153916748How do you even get bags under your eyes this big?
>>153916754why would he want to go to a club thats two years behind collingwood on the rebuild from the bottom stage
>>153916757women.
>>153916757asian high sodium diets (which are open-secretly unhealthy as fuck), american high sodium diets (which are openly unhealthy as fuck)
>>153916765Tiger should rest easy on his piles of skrilla.. i hope he finds some peace
>>153916771mickgpt
fuck up expert on everything cunt
He's not me.
>>153916756go fuck a tarp or something lol
theres lots of know it all faggots on 4chan
>>153916784Theres nothing wrong with knowing things. You should try it some time.
>>153916635>>153916631>Geelong's list with multiple superstars on +1M contracts like Jeremy Cameron and *checks notes* um well, they're breaching the cap ok??
What hobbies do you fellas have? My old man is driving me nuts all he does is sit in front of the TV watching Sky News
>>153916794project man me
>>153916794Gooning
Told my cousin on Facebook that she’s a fat cunt who looks like an ugly lesbian and my uncle has said if he ever sees me he’ll punch my head in
>>153916784and equally, shit for brains, dumbarse, know nothings such as yourself
>>153916794Reading, language learning, cycling (I'm not bikecunt), plant-tendingBeen trying to get mumza into crochet/tapestry again myself actually, all she ever does is play shit games on her ipad like an useless vegetable
>>153916794Don’t really have any. All I do is work and hang out with the gf.
>>153916800kek wrecked that mole
david swallow won a final in his last gamewill merrett even get there?
>>153916800i've had women try to beat me up before, it's more arousing than anything
>>153916800why did you say that
>>153916800and all you had to do was wish her a happy 14th birthday you nasty prick of a cunt.
>>153916792that's because you pay them under the table fuckhead, that's what breaching the cap is. i mean you just said it yourself, sniff not on a million despite being a superstar says it all. you really think party boy cokehead nonce fuckheads like sniff just likes the farm life that much in geelong where the only nightlife is running away from methheads who lost their job when ford moved out of australia?
>>153916800crisp beyond belief
Can I smoke meth and shoot up heroin at the same time?
>>153916819
>>153916800piccies?
>>153916820Baz will be on more than a mil but not much more. It's him and Jez, maybe Holmes. The rest are veterans, rookies and 2nd-3rd rounders. Meanwhile teams with more A graders like Dogs with Bont, Richards, Darcy, English are completely fine. Pure delusional head canon fueled by envy, as confirmed by the audit.
Still on over half a tank of fuel from when I fueled up a week before the initial strikes after I told all of you to get fuel.
Aqua waz here
>>153916853yeah mate i envy losing by 40+ in a grand final, fuck you're a dumb faggot. i'd rather not make a grand final than get exposed like that.
One word to describe each coachMatthew Nicks>who?Chris Fagan>seems like a nice old man and I’m happy for his successMichael Voss>great player, bad coachCraig McCrae>unlikable dweeb Brad Scott>shit coachJustin Longmuir>looks like he wants to kill himselfChris Scott>have to wonder if he ever rings up Brad and starts hysterically laughingDamien Hardwick>/pol/tier chud Adam Kingsley>beastSam Mitchell>geniusSteven King>never really liked his writing styleAlastair Clarkson>actual fucking schizo and I believe the racism claims against him even though I don’t think he’s racist, just a total psychoJosh Carr>unironically have no idea who the fuck this isAdam Yze>retarded last nameRoss Lyon>arguably the worst coach in AFL historyAndrew McQualter>will be sacked eventuallyLuke Beveridge>forever based for what he did to Tom Morris
stop shitting up the thread with your gay unfunny multiple line posts
when did the footy show peak?
>>153916884Probably sometime before 2008.
>>153916876>and I believe the racism claims against himYou shouldn't. Clarko is past it as a coach but that was nothing but bullshit.
>>153916884the very last time they showed gaz on the stretcher
>>153916884probably around the time sam simulated fucking a midget in a phonebox or when he and bill got dacked and they both had microwillies
>>153916894Nah I’d say they’re true. Again, I don’t think racism has anything to do with it. He probably treated everybody like that.
>>153916876Coaches are all pointless. What do they even do? The captain should be the coach.
>>153916898>Nah I’d say they’re true.Based on what? You don't like him?
Fucking up AFL songs: st kilda MY ARSE IS LOOSEYOU’LL SLIDE RIGHT INMY ARSE IS LOOSE YOU’LL SLIDE RIGHT IN OH HOW I WANTTO GET MY GAY ARSE FUCKEDMY ARSE IS LOOSE YOU’LL SLIDE RIGHT IN
>>153916903OK, this gimmick has serious potential.
>>153916900Based on the fact that he’s clearly a lunatic? I don’t have strong feelings on him one way or the other but he’s clearly a schizo
>>153916903crisp
hearing darcy moore might head to st kilda
>>153916876>One word
>>153916896kek classics, we've fallen so far
>>153916905>It was real in my mind
>>153916915his mick is giving the shittest takes possible for (you)s, don't sweat it
he's not me retard
Should I watch front bar or is it not funny
>>153916903If sam sung this in the footy show everyone would crack up laughing
John "Sammy" Newman > Trev Marmalade > McGuire > BRAYSHAW! > greasy fuckwit garry
Always thought trev was a tryhard
>>153916884when bec madden hosted
Collingwood:HAVENT HAD MORNING WOOD FOREVERMY COCKS BARELY FUNCTIONALWHEN I ROOT I TAKE VIAGRACOCK RINGS HELP A LITTLE TOOSEE ME FURIOUSLY WANKINGBUT I CANT STAY HARDMY BRAINS BEEN FUCKED BY PORNOSNOW I CANT GET WOOD
this is the sort of alf thread where you just feel like going to the bottleo buying a bottle of bourbon and enjoying the night
>>153916950FUCKINGB A S E DASED
>>153916903>from the guy who gave you such classics as "CHOP CHOP CHOP", he returns in a big way
>>153916950heh, enjoyable and relevant
What’s it like going to an elite private school in Melbourne?t. Povvo cunt
>>153917044dunno i went to a selective entry state school
>>153917044will try not to dox myself too much but I went to caulfield grammar school (in wheelers hill, so the poorer campus) because I had cheaper tuitionyou had to wear specific summer and winter school uniforms, tuck your winter shirt in and wear blazers to assemblies and presentations but really the students were spastic, same as anywhere (myself included)if you have specific questions I'd be happy to answer
>>153917056did you have girls at your school?
>stop talking politics! talk about footy>most of the footy hot topics are politics-related
>>153917063yes we did, we were one of the few aps schools to have themthink they had been allowed since 1981
>>153917056Did the teachers give off pedo vibes?
>>153917077there were a couple that didthere was one male teacher who got drunk at our year 10 ball and was allegedly hitting on one of the students
>>153916679wish i lived in a flat area so i could bikechad everywhere
>>153916712>Intercourse? My gf's strap-on thanks.
I went to a private school and hated it, but I imagine a poverty school wouldn't have been different
i went to an elite school to play rugbythen didn't grow as expected and my sport career ended. could have been a wallaby by now
>>153917120>could have been a wallaby by nowNow you're just a wannabe aha
>>153917130gotten
>>153916736working/middle class australians have been conditioned to be constantly surrounded by noise, disorder and domestic work. many don't have any concept of quiet, peacefulness, simple living etc
>>153917130:(
>>153910171cannot stop listening to this
Might get some glasses with a spy camera in the
so good to have footy backcant wait to sink my teeth into another 9 games this weekendoh theres byes
>>153910171
>>153917179>1 month until all the teams are playing againIs Opening Round doing more harm than good?
>>153917179dunno why they're making the footy season feel like going to a pub and waiting 2 hrs for the food that's not even that great
Collingwood doesn't play this week what even is the point.
>>153917189i don't know of a single person who thinks opening round is a good idea
fully booked already this weekend, wonder why
>>153910171big clitty life iykwim haha
>>153917205based tayla harris
>>153917201its like they think qld/nsw is one big massive consciousness and its a festival for the weekas a fan of one of teams you notice no difference to any other weekno one gives a fuck about teams that arent theres
Not buying kayo until they scrap opening round and bring back the bounce
space is full of gold and diamondsyou know whats rare and you could never find? treeswe should appreciate what we have more
>>153917211satanist gotta burn all earths resources and spend our lives to get to their home world saturn
>tfw sloppingwood doesn't play this week
used to wank to sam lane on before the bouncewhat was i thinking
>>153917222Times was hard
dads been fuming latelyi reckon its cause porn is harder to find for the old fella now
>>153917225Get him on /gif/
>>153917220
Do you blokes prefer sucking cock, fucking arse, or getting arsefucked?
>oppo team takes a mark roughly 70-90 metres from goal>crappy myself that my team's player on the mark will get pinned for not playing simon says properly and the other team will get an easy 20-40 metre shot on goaldoesn't make the game very enjoyable to watch
>>153917232You're better off waiting until next week to ask this >>153917220
>>153917225direct him to ava cherry's tiktok page
>>153917234or>tehee! i pretended to handball and you reacted instinctively but the ump didn't say play on, thanks for the 50 champ!
>>153917210and the biff
just so tired all the time
Might be sensible this week and upgrade Blakiston to Jackson because McAndrew sure isn't covering on his own next week. All the NPCs next week will be vying for Naicos if they didn't already have him yet might be in the same scenario, so making this move in advance
Moshi moshi
>>153917280cant wait till see all the spastics fucked teams trying to get a 2nd ruck when mcandrew shits the bed
mulga mulga desu
return to sunny dome gamesreturn to innocence
>>153917286>Grimglish > Geelong (easy) > Jackson/Darse/Cox > Weitering > DK > DraperYeah he's fucked
>>153917290they need topeople hate going there
Summer will end any day now
>mfw Draper is still kicking snaps for set shots instead of drop punts
draper is a drop punt
>>153917222reckon she used to be alright, hit the wall hard though
coming out as trans to my dad tomorrow
lads if you want to see something grim go look at ESPN's footy podcastthe bloke from champion data on that pod looks like fucking gollum kek
>>153917326crisp darcy moore
i just an idea on my brain...Just charge 20% more in household bills for indian and chinese families, so this country becomes less brown and yellow
CFMEU
business idea: test footy
>>153917329bet he begs his work to get the u18 girls games
>>153917326applied for hrt yet mate
for me it's o16 iykwim haha
Finding myself
I am keen for footy tomorrow
Jordan Lewis is a style icon, an inspiration, an aesthete.
and a faggot
a wanker
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wfu46ZGHm-U
Mick, those skateboarders were not legal
>>153917413imagine doing that to him on the street today and watching his poof glasses fly away
>>153917429>t. philistine
>>153916876One word to describe each coachMatthew Nicks>who?Chris Fagan>seemsMichael Voss>greatCraig McCrae>unlikableBrad Scott>shitJustin Longmuir>looksChris Scott>haveDamien Hardwick>/pol/tierAdam Kingsley>beastSam Mitchell>geniusSteven King>neverAlastair Clarkson>actualJosh Carr>unironicallyAdam Yze>retardedRoss Lyon>arguablyAndrew McQualter>willLuke Beveridge>foreverFTFY
fuck up cunt
>Young hamstring strain>againMY Fred are a lock for 9th
https://old.reddit.com/r/melbourne/comments/1rwtr0x/original_raw_footage_from_street_rave_6_brunswick/
Me? I've never been to a rave.
>>153916903>We are the sleazy Jews>We are the old fuck baby Jews
noticed will ashcroft is liking all of mia fevolas posts recentlythink he is trying to cut my grass
>>153917525Are you a footy player?
>>153916876Three word analysis:Matthew Nicks>Jolly bald chapChris Fagan>Chewing gum soothesMichael Voss>City street protectorCraig McCrae>Appreciate his philosophies Brad Scott>Money laundering shitcuntJustin Longmuir>Smile? Optimism? Gone.Chris Scott>Wait wrong oneDamien Hardwick>Smug entitled prickAdam Kingsley>What's his routine?Sam Mitchell>Stuck raising deadbeatsSteven King>Not enough dataAlastair Clarkson>2026? Under ClarkoJosh Carr>Rebuild suffering periodAdam Yze>Oozes no auraRoss Lyon>More an entertainerAndrew McQualter>Witty, decent banterLuke Beveridge>Dangerously based man
>>153917533>reading all thatngbm
I read everyone's posts in entirety and click on all shared links.
>Fuel shortages could trigger ‘lockdown-type scenario’ for Australia, top economist warnsbased locky-d's in the cards lads
>>153917290once the tassie ground is finished they will push for docklands to get a fixed, clear roof too
I like rooves, they keep you dry.
>>153917594fixed? what's wrong with it...
>>153917615it is rigged. it's a rigged roof
>nooooooooo you cant have the sun in your eyes during a day game thats just not footy>ahhh yep a perfect ground with no weather condition now thats footywhy are they like this?
>>153917533>Brad Scott>>Money laundering shitcunt>Chris Scott>>Wait wrong onekek
>>153917577>mfw jet fuel shortage leads to afl hub mid week gamesneetchads we about to live again
ever since i was a kid i have always hated singing and dancing and always refused to do it and always will
>>153917329For me it's Footyology with Rohan Connelly and Rodney Eade
imagine telling someone from 2011 that gary lyon moved to SEN and is hosting a boring news style footy show on foxsportsthe footy show is deadspud frawly was a sad cunt and killed himself
>>153917674>better ideakick the johnny foreigner franchises out of the league
>>153917706vfl wouldnt exist today without WA money champ
>>153917712thank you for your donation to football. you've done your part. now fuck off
x
good knight
>>153917744out
>>153917636GOT ME xD but if it's rigged how come it doesn't work for dosn?
gn champ x
>>153917758>>153910171x
>>153910171chOoooOoon x
so performative. so insincere. so sad.
take THat back champ x
can't argue with quints, sorry mate
>>153917753everything's rigged against dosn mate why wouldn't the stadium roof be too?
luv ya work sebbla ta x
big shitty life more like
>>153917789true
Harrison Petty & The Heartbreakers
theres some good threads in /gif/
>year 19 of essendon's special quick 3 year rebuild
>>153917904enjoying the africa rekt thread personally
goodnight everyone except the retard
>>153917990yeah fuck you too fuckhead
lol
>>153917222She's kind of cute though she has no lips. I haven't seen her in ages though I don't watch footy on fta so for all I know she's still on channel 7.
>>153917477Geez I'm glad I faded. Was regretting it hard in the first half on Saturday but he disappeared as the game progressed and you always knew he was going to get injured soon enough.
last for iggs
>two minutes left>my team is up by 7 points>direct opponent takes mark>give away 50>takes him to the goal square>time continues ticking after ump calls time on>deliberately rush the mark and smother the ball>ump forced to pay another 50 or rekick>time continues ticking again after ump calls time on>rush mark and smother again>ump forced to pay another 50 and rekick>do it until time runs out>no system in place to put time back on the clock so I can do this shit on purpose forever>stand mark properly>goal kicked>we win by 1 pointthere’s ya furphy
>>153919014>be's so frustrated with your antics I boot the fuck out of the ball>cover comes off the ball just after it comes off my boot>cover and bladder separate, both go through for a goal>12 point goalmmm furphy
footy tonight ladsactually should be a good game, though i can see either side putting in a piss poor performance and getting belted. i tipped hawks by 8 because no gulden or heeney, hopefully will be high scoring and close.
morning sunshine
>It was a brief moment of silliness, it's not representative of his whole characterCoach Hardwick, we're still not reassured of that
Its amazing how quickly the arsehole heals itself
gma
you poofters are more obsessed with black people than bbc worshipping leftoids, shut the fuck up for once you faggot spastic fuckwits
Good morning alf
>>153923487>>153922640up and at 'em
defend this
Rigged league. What more can I say apart from that RC was right all along.
>>153923878trip on fatguts
>Only four hours sleepCan't go on like this.
>>153923883I'm not RC
>>153923905
>>153923850If the dees are young then their body's will handle no bye better.
Just ate 2000 calories for breakfast
>>153924136What'd ya have?
sleep schedule is fucked.
I don't even have a sleep schedule
>>153917790tabla x
i woke up after a vivid poignant dream and now i'm melancholy
>Experiencing one of the most amazing moments of my life>Wake up
night. https://youtu.be/ahPoDO06y-Y
assumed you were dead tb desu
>>153924630>to be to be honest
>>153924705Atm machine
Rip in peace
>>153924857MRI imagery
>>153924630>>153924705>>153924843>>153924857>>153924882I'm gonna go get the papers get the papers.
remember sad sack poster in every thread saying "I'm just so sad all the time"i relate to him now that my footy team is officially a joke
>>153925057>now that my footy team is officially a jokeThere are so many teams to which this is applicable it could easily take three guesses or more to know who you support.
>>153925090poort
>>153917553www.meatspin.com
>>153925116If it's any consolation that would've been my fourth guess at earliest. Even with the "now" I still would've thought of Bloos ahead of Poort.
Fucked it all up lads
>>153925127i guess sonorf, iggs, dosn, bloos are all ahead on that but my poorties are on that path
>>153925135oh and the aints history will look back at signing tdk for 1.7m as one of the dumbest deals of all time, maybe rivaled by silvagni on anything above minimum wage
>>153925159$2 million a year to a guy that is now struggling with a tag and will probably return to Adelaide in two years might also not be looked back on fondly.
Why is Coles always out of yoghurt lately?
>>153925185well at least it made sense at the time to keep nas on overs, whereas tdk was literally never worth what they paid him and neither is anyone on over a million at the saints. bloke was basically a spud already at a shit club, why pay overs for him?
Huh iggs are wildcard bound?
>>153925215No one said that.
>>153925199Same reason all bad things happen.
despite the atrocious album cover, naked by talking heads is actually a great album and nothing but flowers is up there with the band's best songs.
>>153925199>supporting rape
>>153925127now is the key word. Because carlton have been a joke for 20 years.
>>153925325Every year they tell the same joke and it still feels fresh and funny.
Carlton are going to have a resurgence this year. They love the pressure and it will turn them into diamonds
what finna be the bottom 8 this year?
>>153925377*meant they'll fall apart and turn into liquid shit
>>153925316monke is always good
>>153925468Nonononono. After the bye theyre coming back fresh and looking for scallops
>>15392541411. Aints12. Norf13. Dees14. Bloos15. Poort16. Tiggs17. Bummers18. Iggs
>>15392541411. Collingwood12. GWS13. Norf14. Carlton15. Port16. Richmond17. Dosn18. Iggs
>>153925501>>153925499bottom 5 LOCKED IN
>>15392541411. Dogs12. Cats 13. Freo14. Blues15. Crows16. Lions17. Saints 18. Blues
>>153925499>>153925501You guys should go on a date
big game tonight
Who are the teams to beat this season?
>>153925565bane in september if they get thereswasndogscats
>>153925565norf
>>153925565portdosniggs tigerslions
listening to romantic soft piano music (alone)
>>153925522crisp
>>153925602Time for a candlelit dinner at a swanky French restaurant for one.
>>153925624French food is dog shit, it's just butter, might as well have plain toast
he's never had a great 'toullie
>>153925755wog detected
I won't eat shit made by a rat, no matter how good he is at pulling hair
>>153925823cool it with the antisemitism
#2027MOVETOFRANCESMOKEFRENCHCIGARATTESWEARALEATHERJACKETANDHANGOUTATPARISIANBISTRO'S
>youtube shilling me some podcast by markov, tony armstrong and other guyshan't
Thank god it's you
Do you blokes ever get embarrassed dressing like thoughtless slobs?
The odds swung like crazy with the two Swan outs
>>153919014I'm sure at that point you would be pinned down by one of their teammates or forced off the field while the free kick(s) are made
Fucking spewing I didn’t get tickets to gather round!!
sydney really shouldn't lose this, they cannot be that reliant on gulden if they want to be taken seriously
>>153926146And heeney
>>153926152i single out gulden because we know heeney isn't a game changer for them, considering they were shit with him in the side last year. also gulden is made of glass while heeney hasn't been injured that much. hawks can win without will day, can the swans do it without gulden?
>>153926146>>153926152losing your two best players is a pretty big blow for any team
>>153926146they're down their 2 best mids in an area that's hawthorn's weakness (midfield), makes a massive differencebut i think hawthorn will win because i don't trust sydney's forwards besides curnow
fuck you dog
>>153925965it's markyiv, chud.
I wish they didnt have this champion data fuckwit on first crack preview
>>153926119t. pic related
>>153926241yeah i like the stats but when it comes to actually talking about stuff it feels like CD is really off
Imagine having grace nursing you back to health.
>>153926267I'm just not interested
>>153926294>I'm just not>justYou'd be more convincing if you spoke with more confidence mate.
>>153926299Please don't give me false hope.
The current trajectory of our national sport represents a systemic decline that threatens its very existence. We are witnessing a fundamental erosion of the game's traditional foundations, and without significant structural intervention, its long-term viability and cultural relevance are increasingly untenable.
>legal hsgf hour at the local shopscorr lads
>>153926184curnow only kicks bags on shit teams, notice how the tosser did fuck all against bane but kicked like 3+ on carlton. >>153926181my point is sydney need to win without gulden considering he is made of glass and won't be on the park until late in the season now.
hawthorn have not been convincing at all either, got smashed against gws and beat up on a shit dons side, even norf could beat up on sides below them. this is a massive test for both sides. can hawthorn find their winning form without day and can sydney keep winning without gulden?
>>153926315>>153926324The duality of /afl/.
Swans seether has the determination of shitjeet. Has to be one of those retarded Poos supporters who thought the world was ending because CurnGOD went to sydney. In saying that id be upset too if anyone convinced my team to take Florent.
Was thinking about setting up a few bets but going to study some more probability insteadI am coming for these bookie cunts just you watch me
Will things ever get better bros?
Western WokedogsCaptain WokeCoach Comrade
>>153926336curnow doesnt even have to touch the ball to have impact. He takes the best defenders every week and they always send more blokes to him at the contest leaving room for other forwards to kick goals. Pretty simple footy tactic to understand
>>153926411Things are way better then before but now ive become accustomed to things being better so it doesnt feel as good as it should.Although i dont have to live in a fucking caravan anymore so i should count my blessings
roaches lose
>>153926411it doesn't feel like it
>>153926400no-one said anything about hating the swans, i have never thought curnow was worth two licks of shit. he was a downhill skiing spud at carlton and will continue to be one at sydney. very simple.
crazy how everything keep getting worse (never better)
threads about to be replaced post songs https://youtu.be/-DywnutP7Fw
>>153926411not under albo
>>153926510It might for some people. Not Australians.
>>153926520i look like thisgo richmond
>>153926520>people
IF Steel Ball Run torrents drop tonightTHEN I shan't be watching the footy
>>153926520Anthony Albanese has been associated with left-wing political movements during his early career, particularly as a member of the Hard Left (or Socialist Left) faction of the New South Wales Labor Party in the 1980s and 1990s. At that time, this faction maintained links with broader left-wing groups, including the Communist Party of Australia (CPA)
Can’t find the latest First Crack episode on Kayo, last eps are from the 2025 finals.
>>153926566couldnt give a fuck about left vs right tbqhwy
reinstate the WAP
>>153926588wet ass pussy
>>153926588this but the Immigration Restriction Act 1901WAP is a term they use to discredit its efficacy
>>153926596good point>>153926591this too
Back by popular demand.Our 2026 Gather Round Guernsey is an updated take on last year’s best‑selling design, reimagined in bold pink and zinc tones.Designed to stand out, this guernsey celebrates Gather Round with a fresh colour palette that still feels unmistakably SUNS. Worn on field and loved by fans last season, this updated version is made for game day and beyond.
>>153926611The old one was better
*bakes you a newy*>>153926623>>153926623
>>153926611bit poofy
>>153926611who the fuck keeps making it worse fuck that guy
