Connor McDavid of Baseball Edition
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dodgers
#DeportAaronJudge
Good vibes = baseball successTeam America was too self serious
Opening Gay is 8 days away
What are your thoughts on Mariano Rivera?
>jose berrios out for the season blowgayjeets kek
>>153920631no hes nothe will be after playing one game after a month of rest and his arm falling off
>>153920631>out for the seasonit's a stress fracture, he'll be back in late May
>>153920404Where are they deporting him to? California?
>>153920674I don't care. Let him figure it out. Just deport him.
the BALLtimore orioles, tho
>red sux >bombston
>>153920385
orioles with a solid 5 IQ play there
>Jesús Sánchez out at . RJ Schreck caught stealing 2nd base, catcher Maverick Handley to second baseman Jaiden Lo Re to first baseman Ryan Mountcastle to shortstop José Barrero to first baseman Ryan Mountcastle. Jesús Sánchez scores.
>Angel Chibi what anime character is this?
Why couldn’t team USA just keep the other team to 0 runs kekThat’s how you win a close game.
Hello
>>153921042Hewo, anon.
>>153920835major league baseball's API stays king. not even the umpires can review that
>>153920835API chads WE'RE FEASTING
We deserved to lose for being so cringe and self-serious
>>153921148Who are “we”?
Just got this notification on my phoneSF vs LAD, Pitching: Ohtani (LAD)need I say more?
>>153921148klenkhard agree. fuck those red white and bluesers. that lineup should have been scoring 15 runs a game and every one of them choked
>>153921148great pic but I don't understand the point you're trying to make
>>153921166The United States National Baseball Team
>>153921203>3rd tommy john surgery in 3... 2... 1...
>>153920478Best closer ever but I still can't really figure out why that one pitch was so hard to hit
When shut-in incels here say a team has "sovl" do they mean that no one gives a shit about that team and no one attends games and the games themselves are depressing? And their owner is a cheap jew that doesn't spend on their team? And their fans only support the team when they're good? What exactly is "sovl" about that?
>>153921148I agree with the pic but not with the posted text.
>>153921338it's sovl!sovl just means they're bad and no gives a fuck about them now
diambags
>>153921359sneakin'
>>153910220please help put this thread out of its misery
>>153921359A few people are saying this
>>153919007Instead of using up good land in Arizona and Florida Trump should just invade Cuba already and it can be turned into a baseball island where all MLB teams have facilities and spring training will be there.
So the guy making early threads is an anti judge anti yankee retard that doesnt link previous or post news. I'm building my case
>>153921338literally only one team has soul right now and thats the royals
>>153921449what about th chihuahuas?
“Tani on the mound! ‘Tani on the mound!
>>153921445prolly that mariner faggot sperg
your response?
>>153921547Isn’t he a Mets fan judging by his tantrums last night?
mookie slap!
>>153921547Mariners nation will be making Will Smith defensive highlight threads for the foreseeable future>oh wait
>>153921600there are several faggots here who do the same kind of shit and will start false flagging/gas lighting to try to cover their tracks
teo
>>153920359spot on comparison
>>153921228Are you a player, coach or manager of said team?
Ohtani may not be DHing this year during his starts.Cy young season to silence all the “he can’t pitch” crowd. Fuck all of you for causing this.
Ohtani is pitching in 98F heat btw. Two scoreless btw. Heat was his weakness last year btw.
>>153921842>>153921855no one cares doyerpaco
>gigantes>spanish for giants giantpacos kek
>>153921148The same losers that complain about USA not hooting and hollering after every hit like a bunch of apes would also be complaining if the USA did pimp every play because they would be showboating on lesser teams. There was never going to be any pleasing faggots like you.
>>153921842you really think he is going to pitch 162+ innings?
>>153921842>>153921855everyone cares doyerchad
giantpoodrepacos kek
>>153921855Hasn't humidity always been his weakness?
>>153921842>Ohtani may not be DHing this year during his starts.probably for the best. aren't his hitting stats dogshit when he starts?
Guys I just thought of a funny jokeHeh… hehehehe… lol… AARON JUDGE!
>>153921842might be a good way to get someone else some dh at bats if that's the case. he can even sub back in as the dh after he finishes pitching for the day. he has a lot on his plate as it is and it sounds loosely like a plan that could be beneficial.
>>153921923Yeah but it’s just funny because the humble Ohtani lets the alsorans have a chance at winning mvp. Probabaly still Schwarber cause the mets suck.
theres no (real) baseball tonight
>>153921951That's not funny
>>153921955Ur mum and I are playing baseball tonight. I’m going for home base lel
>doyerpacos still seethe about the Astroskek
>NL Westpaco>sick of los doyersENOUGH
>>153921440Unironically a toppled Cuba and Venezuela are excellent expansion opportunities for MLB. Venezuela used to be pretty wealthy and Cuba won't have to smuggle their good players to Mexico and Venezuela.
potential idea to fix the world series: instead of winning a ring, the winning team gets to cripple ken rosenthal with their batsthoughts? i think it has potential
someone in the last thread said trout still gets comments about 2023 to this day because hes never been in any other high leverage momentsbut you guys have been saying baseball is a high variance sport and single elims are a coinflipso then how is it fair to criticise a player for their performance in a WBC final?
I'm glad the MLB will start soon. I will finally be able to watch games and get a favorite team.
Why do people put so much blame on an individual for a loss when they only see the bat 1 out of 9 plate appearances? Baseball batter's have by far the least individual impact of a position in sports. Like people blaming Judge for losing to us last year when he bat .500 in the playoffs.
>>153922026Thomas Jefferson said it was inevitable that Cuba would be part of the United States eventually. If it was so easy, those things would have happened already.
>>153922092the spring training classic is completely meaningless no matter how much turd world hyper nationalists care for it
>>153922092it's almost all shitposting, bro. pay it no mind.
FREDDIE :)
>>153922143I was more meaning about the actual normie fans that are abusing the players online
>>153922224The average baseball fan knows basically nothing about the sport. If they see someone go 0-3 they think they choked and showed no heart. They've probably never swung a bat in their lives and have no understanding of what goes into hitting a major league pitcher.
>>153922224those are the ones who deserve zero attention. you can always shitpost with fellow shitposters when you're in the mood for it.
>>153922224They're lower than scum and retarded.
Josh Naylor is back to MINDFUCKING opposing pitchers again.
NUKE RALEY
*puttin on decoy fursuit* fweddie :3c moogie :D
>>153922368ive NEVER said this before
>>153922331Field?
>>153922368kek they do be like
>>153921960Are you cubcakespie?
>>153922436uhhh peoria sports complex?
/team’s/
miggy-ro :)
>symbol of pride
>normies and casuals are blaming Padres about Mason MillerLol guys stop, don't blame Mason Miller for having an offense that can't hit shit, even if you did use Miller, you won't even have him in extras inning lmao
giantpacos kek
>the San Fransisco Giants of Yomiuri
>>153922653Even if the Padres had final say on if Miller could play that game or not, Team USA deserved to not get him because they allowed the ump to rob us of a Tatis vs Miller matchup in the US DR match. But even still, if the rest of the game was an indication, USA would just be delaying the inevitable even if Miller threw a scoreless inning
>Elkinsanother Outman lookalike
kimmie wheels
after further consideration, I submit my re-graded player performances:Skenes: A+McLean: B+ bordering on A-
WHITE SOX BROS?!https://www.chicagobusiness.com/real-estate/commercial/ccb-justin-ishbia-amtrak-white-sox-20260317/
>>153921166>>153921827are you clinically autistic? people been saying "we" since the gladiator stables in rome
>I'm literally a girl! A cubs girl!
>Aaron Judge: 0-4>Bobby Witt Jr: 0-3 >Will Smith: 0-3 >Kyle Schwarber: 0-3 >Alex Bregman: 0-3 >Roman Anthony: 0-3>PCA: 0-2 But it's the Padres fault because Miller totally would've made the difference in this game lol
>>153921166>>153921827How many times I need to tell you people? I'm part of the team as the team online shitposter
>>153922902>dumping beer on unsuspecting fansCubspie would never.
>>153922912>Alex Bregman>Bregman>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>153922912PCA getting exposed is making me so happy
>>153922930Whoa there man, we don't allow that kind of talk here. This is bigger than baseball!
RANDY!
>>153922939hasn't PCA been pretty bad since the ASB? great fielding though
>>153922960
>>153922939hes not getting exposed though (unless you think every batsperson on the roster is getting exposed)
>>153922960>great fielding thoughtrue, not many can do what he does on the field
>>153922984doyerpacos are mindbroken, don't reward them with (You)s
>>153922902It's okay, they got revenge in the troughs of wrigley
>>153922984PCA is one of the biggest frauds in the MLB.I'll be proven right this season, don't worry
>>153922987whoever made this originally did a great job with the shadowartisanal work
>>153922984>batsperson
>>153923000Meant for>>153922928
>>153923010I dont use gendered language
>>153923000>>153922902time for a nice JAV dive. thanks for the inspiration lads
>>153922987boy got some ups
>>153921883I mostly just want them to be normal. And I wouldn't complain if they had some fun.
Why didn't team USA hire a witchdoctor to drive away all the bad juju brought forth by judge?
>>153923063THE IRONY OF SAYING THATDid they forget 2015-2016? Who has the image of the Reds dropping truth nukes on them?
>>153923079>>153923005>>153922960Keep crying you look normal
>>153923058cause we had it in the ba-AAAACK
>>153923058they brought in the guy that said he was going to make concubines of teen boys on twitter
>>153923063Stop misquoting him
>>153921166A national team represents that nations people. When they lose that nation loses.
>>153923079>The 9 fans at a given time Cincinnati resdkek
>>153923103I'm not joking
>>153923079>>153923063
>>153923113
>>153921226While everyone else was enjoying life and each other, the US team was out there like toy soldiers. Stuff like the team decision to not have catchers greet opposing batters or bringing out a decidedly MAGA Navy Seal (who claims the credit as the one who killed Bin Laden but his squad mates dispute) to pep talk the team with tales of snipers. Hegseth displays of toughness all around.
>>153923119sorry, person of bat*
>>153923125Having loyal fans is better than having bandwagon idiots
Senzie :)
slow day at the DMV
>>153923101blow gays kek
>>153923128Neither Republicans nor the Navy beating the charges
they actually got in a muhrine to hype them up to beat canada's AA team lol
Mets appreciation post
Hi /MLB/, any tips on how to be a fan of a team that isn't the dodgers this season?
>>153923098it's just stats anon. I hope he does well because great young talent is part of the reason we all love the game so much, but he's been roughing it.
>>153923185Try again next season!
>>153923185shid and piss all the tiem
>>153923056They were. I don't know where this notion that USA didn't celebrate or get pumped up came from. They were yelling, jumping out of the dugout, smiling and congratulating each other all tournament whenever they got a HR or scored. Granted, they didn't score often so I guess there's not a whole lot of clips of them but they weren't the "no fun allowed serious business only" fags they were being presented as.
>>153923148I think i've watched a total of about one cub game a year since they won it all. Winning it killed the fanbase. I used to skip schools to watch games. Miss the WGN fan cam some times. Do they still show fatties and hot chicks?
>>153923196Keep crying and cherry picking anon, you are normal
>>153923185The answer you'll get from /mlb/ is you don't.Try asking on more impartial places like mlbtraderumors.
>>153923211yeah this has been annoying me too
>>153923211Even when they do celebrate it still tends to come with salutes like they’re troopers
>>153923222I just said I'm rooting for him lol
>>153923147The reds have neither, incel loser lmao
>>153923211It was just miserable self-hating Americans who saw DR players twerking on the base paths and saying "why can't the US team be like that"
>>153923130Who did the Reds think they were that they could do this?
Due to the WBC being single elimination in the sport with the highest randomness, literally any of the top 6 or so baseball countries can win it. Hell, mexico or canada could win it next time. What's your prediction?
>>153923233You’re lying through your teeth fuckstick
>>153923240>>153923234Just how ignorant are you lifelongs?
>>153923248feel better soon and enjoy the season
>>153923256Aww incel baby gonna cry :)Every year you sexless virgins cry about ownership saying I'm gonna stop following this time! I'd imagine you have no fans by now. Kek. Hope you die.
>>153923256They'll learn in a week or so
>>153923269Cards fans in Cincinnati?
>>153923256the internet is chock full of weirdos who think they're doing some epic trolling when really they just show why no one irl associates with themcuz they're retarded and annoying
>>153923267See>>153923130
FAGGets kek!!!
>>153923282They never know what they're talking about either and then when confronted with facts they get completely destroyed.>>153923063Is truly one of the funniest statements I've ever read. The irony is seeping through the screen
>>153923239I liked the stoicness they had, but Raleigh took it too far. Pretending to be soldiers could've been a cool gimmick if they did it right, but the team became marks for themselves in doing so.
>>153923288Kek FAGGed incel
>>153923063>
>>153923300>Pretending to be soldiersthat's never a good look from athletes
>>153923288FAGGednatti kek
>>153923063LOL
>>153923260That’s right, another liar exposed
Votto retired? As a reds fan this is news to me
feel like I support the US troops more than some of you americans
Mexican Reds fan here.
>>153923336Wow an article from some hole that went to school in New Orleans. Cubs fans btfoIve forgotten more about baseball than you’ve ever known, punk
>>153923336I don't understand do these people have no principles or character at all? I feel hard pressed to even consider these things people.
>>153923340I'm still coming to grips with the fact we wear red unis
>>153923340Wish he was born later and coulda been apart of this WBC team
>>153923314I don't even mean stolen valor or obnoxious jingoism. Our team tried to be stoic soldiers and it didn't quite workout for them. There can be a tasteful way to do it without celebrating the darker parts of our military.
>>153923358>apart
As a Mexican Reds fan I emigrated here in 2023. I'm a big reds fan.
does he make the HOF/HOVG?
>>153923342I took an oath
Wait we have a baseball team??
today i will remind themhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=huGrzs6Ze_g
>>153923376>Joey FaggyKEK!!!
>>153923354I’m sure the normal non sports fans this 10 year old article is describing will feel great shame that some freak doesn’t think highly of them.What planet do some of you live on man
>>153923342Based Bruce.
Joe E Gatto or something
So it seems that US baseball fans got humbled again huh?
for me? Sammy Sosa
>>153923400Hey its monkey boy!!! Dance for me monkey!
Reminder that Japan also choked to Venezuelathey should also get bullied
new tigers fan here, how come skubal didn't want to pitch for team usa???? isn't he the best pitcher in the world???
>>153923419What difference would it have made? The issue was offense not pitching
>>153923400
I’m pickle votto
>>153923368We’re gonna have a big problem as a nation when we’re completely out of living WWII veterans and the only ones left to give speeches are from less glorious things like Vietnam or GWOT
>>153923400See>>153918083
>>153923419he did pitch
>>153923419As a new reds fan idk who that even is so no way he's the best pitcher when we have gram ass craft
>>153923342To the troopsAll the troopsBoth sides
Gram AssCrack kek
>>153923368it's really hard to pull off with a big group and emotions running high. all it takes is one image that can be used to stereotype the entire effort to make it look like it's symbolic of something entirely different. it wouldn't even be a surprise if our own government rn would be the ones to do it.
>>153923418But Japan was facing Ranger Suarez and still put up more than 2 runs. The US was facing "Eduardo Rodríguez" and only got 3 hits the entire game
New gay reds fag here. I like cock!!
>japans loss was better than America’s!!!11FAGGEEBS KEK
>>153923452This but I'm an old reds fan
you just know skubal bet against america last night
>>153923432Gotta give kudos for you, at least you had not resort to usual low iq racism like>>153923416 and >>153923425>>153923425By the way, you aren't Canadian?
The Texas Rangers are playing against the Kansas City Royals today. Are you guys watching this game?
>>153923418At least Japan were the actual champions USA is going to 10+ years without a actual world title
>>153923455One team actually put up some hits and Seiya Suzuki sacrificed his life. The other just sat there while the worst starter on the Diamondbacks managed to tear through the most hyped up lineup in the tourney
I play RF for the Yankees and I'm gay
>>153923395I would really like to buy this book, so please tell me the title.[I like me. Come over to your house and fuck your sister!]
interesting take on the rockies stream>we shouldnt have the strike box depicted on any broadcast >the only reason we're having this abs nonsense pushed is because we have a strike box for players and fans to refer to
>>153923479I'm sorry. >>153923416I usually don't post like this I swear!!!
>>153923431That's a chilling thought and some of that has fallen by the wayside in recent years, I noticed. >>153923441That's always been a possibility and it happened with our hockey team. Wouldn't be suprised if we see digital camo inspired uniforms come next WBC.
The day before the WBC started, I posted this on Bluesky:"The only thing I'm rooting for with regards to Team USA is that I don't find out that Cal Raleigh is a huge fucking chud.I mean, he probably is, so I'm really just rooting for continued plausible deniability."Hoo fuckin' boy did that one ever come back to bite me in the ass.
>>153923479I’m sorry
>>153923431i have no problem standing up and applauding for people who actually saw action, but now they have these fucks from the chair force who did fuck all in the red sea for a year thinking they deserve to be seen as a hero. its too much.
>>153923522apologize to deez nuts monkey boy
>>153923497Japan could had put more effort if Ibata (Japan's maneger) was smarter about the bullpenFor exemple, he should had not changed good pitchers every inning while kept Itoh to fet destroyed by the Venezuelan battingIt's no surprised he was fired as soon the game ended
>>153923479Please find it in your heart to forgive me
Would Samurai Japan ever let Dave Roberts manage?
>>153923545I like him in that spot
>>153923532do you think they deserve respect for being first in line for combat? there may not have been combat at the time, but they were ready to jump if it broke out
>>153923535Fuck off you racist twat
>>153923504I wanted that SLUGGER Magazine March.2026 with the guide for WBC
>>153923479
Give me another chance!!!
>>153923545Likely yes if the spot was open, but it's unlikely he would until he quit DodgersAlso he would be for entire cycle, so it includes Premier12 and maybe olympics
I’m starting to feel like a cubbie faggot…
>>153923532I'm still semi haunted from a memory I have from a Christmas party from 5 years ago. One kid there was getting ready to head off to the air force as a drone pilot. I was obv drunk and laid into him and he left the party shortly thereafter. his entire family loathes me.
>>153923577Im a girl so cant be a faggot.
>>153923584Stupid fucking cunt!!!!!
>>153923584Girls don't exist on internet, it's all ai generated
>>153923400I don't think any US fans were under the impression these shitters would rise to the moment, and I think virtually all of us are happy for Venezuela and those players.
he's been on a downward spiral since this moment
>>153923400We don’t care about this meme crap
>>153923584faggette?
>>153923395Thank you very much. I was able to find it already.I have already purchased it.
>>153923400we literally dont careSpring training>>>>>>>>>College baseball>>WBC
>>153923594I'm a woman
>>153923601Well he’s 6’7 and one of the greatest bases ball player ever and you’re anonymously seething about him. There’s levels to this shit homeboy! Levels!
jeter spoke the truth
>>153923603Don't be such a loserBe like >>153923595But the Passan pasta video was weird
TIL China has a new pro baseball league and apparently the Taiwanese are behind it
Buffalo Bell should be manager of Japan
>>153923637A sore loser implies I lost something I care about, when I simply did not care about the WBC. If the US cared we would have won, bigly! End of discussion.
>>153923601You’re such a shitter lol. Jooge has great D.
>brazil posters
>>153923641woah
>>153923640It's complicated It seems both Chinese and Taiwanese invested but baseball is pretty much a regional sport with smal population Overall it seems a awnser of the Taiean title at Premier12
>We never cared about WBC>We never wanted Greenland
>>153923622>one of the greatest bases ball player ever
>>153923665We didn’t. If we wanted Greenland we would have taken it. Quickly!
>>153923640Unification is only a matter of time
>>153923665This July >we never cared abput the FIFA world cup
PoopCrapAss kek!
>>153923673yes you got everything you wantedwe got played by trump
>>153923601
>>153923594Don't be an incel bro...
>>153923693This is a slow motion video post the real one
>>153923693The funniest part isn't even his speed. It's the fact he slid and didn't even reach the plate
>>153923676Nah, I saw a few poll made in last December and around 65% of the population identified as Taiwanese instead of ChineseLitteraly.only 60+ boomers still has some connection with mainland China
>>153923706
>>153923693
did we ever find out what delaretard was trying to challenge last night?
>>153923740Lmao
>>153923743he was saying he didn't tag third or something before going back to 2nd I didn't really understand it
>>153923743>Delaretard>Not Deretard
Domino’s Pizza build recommendation anyone?
they should have had Fat Joe perform for team U.S.
>>153923743not everyone is as clueless as you
>>153923742kek they thought they had it in the bag
o kek?
>>153923775Dear God, no.
>>153923787MVP
>>153923773I NEED PIZZA BUILDS STFU
>>153923805KEKVP
>>153923814Pepperoni and jalapeno
>>153923702I was joking , don't worryI also I am a professional woman respector as well
>>153923743>>153923756Yea the first challenge was about if he had step on third before returning to 2nd, and he had done so, rather perfectly
build this bussy
WE ALL HATE THE FOIDGERS!!
>>153923798>"..I i.. dont give.. a.. F-Fuck!" (out of lip-sync and poor audio playback level noises)
>The Padres are mulling the idea of trading away their two megastars in Fernando Tatis Jr. and Manny Machado before Opening Day in favor of making 2026 a rebuild season.
>>153923889>The Padres might actually relocate
>>153923889Their stock will literally never be higher kek
Ok spamming trolls.I went for the Parmesan stuffed crust, pepperoni, olive, onion, and green peppers.
>>153923833kek how kind! :)
>>153923902it sounds perfect, what baseball is on to watch it with?
>>153923913Ragyals
>>153923342Most millenial US troops are regularish, not necessarily jingoistic and used the military as a way to further their education, which I think is fine. You still get the gung-ho types who expect people to wash their balls in public or guilt trip others because their bodies/psyches were obliterated overseas (some recruiters are fucking demons tho and IMO neither they nor college representatives should be allowed on campuses)
>>153923902Yuck!
>>153923930Ok I cancelled my order, now what.
miss me?
>Connor McDavid of Baseball EditionSo does that mean judge cheats on his gf with latinix women ?
i'm going to el pollo loco, you guys want anything?
>>153923958Pollo tropical > pollo loco
>>153923938You can order the same thing but without olives
>>153923942It's royals legend vinnie pasquantino!!!
>>153920359>Connor McDavidWhy is his name the wrong way around?
>>153923958brc, add avocado and jalapenos and a cheese quesadilla
>>153923889>>153923896>>153923900Shut the fuck up Fuwawa
Redpill me on the “””Pasquatch”””
>>153923942I don't know who that is. Is that Bregman?
Bryce Harper respect button ------------->>>>>>>>>
>>153924023He could've been a Yankee if Cashman wasn't retarded. Fun player to watch regardless.
>>153924023Bryce Harper is based
>>153924055Oh god you guys are still talking about that? The money was committed to Stanton.
>>153924007>>153924076he sucks
>>153924098Oh you got some guts coming here, asshole!!
>>153924098u make me wanna vomit!
>>153924098What does he suck
>>153924098This is a pasquatch genny assho!
>>153924098motherFUCK you;;;...!
>>153924098Ayatollah Assahola kek
>>153924098muthaFUCK Dre, muthaFUCK snoop, muthaFUCK you!
FAGGetskek
FAGGOTinerskek
baseball is just a week away
>a birb has struck the al east
>sir a second a birb has struck the tower
the worse the pizza is the more toppings they put on top of it
This sounds too hyperbolic but it's true:There were too many white guys on team USA.Lots of white people have no culture, so they attach themselves to shit like the military. This is exactly what happened here. Hell, even the music being played attached itself to it. Fucking Freebird being played over and over and over again. There was ZERO culture. ZERO sauce whatsoever. No pool of love and energy to siphon from.
Yt peepo don't season they food
What will (You)r team be doing during the lockout next season instead of playing baseball anon?
>>153924218streaming
>>153924218lots of gay sex
>>153923889what do you get out of making up fake news stories, Fuwawa? Two can play at that game>Shohei Ohtani is mulling the idea of putting down Decoy before Opening Day after he took a dump on Uniqlo Field at Dodger Stadium
>>153924211trying too hard matejust be yourself, we're all friends here
>>153924218Taking reps aggressively speed walking to first
>>153920435>Good vibes = baseball successSo what happened to DR?
>>153924274>11>including maltodextrin & xanthax gumTimmies kek
>>153920359Everyone blames Judge for the fifth inning meltdown but it never happens if the Yankees have an actual competent manager and if Brian Cashman and Hal Steinbrenner actually spent aggressively on star players to surround Judge with instead of crying poor every free agency
>>153924262now this one is believable kek
>>153924295
Spring Koshien about to start>>153924292>>153924292>>153924292>>153924292
>>153924331>making a thread that will have less than 50 replies award
>>153924336That's all of 4chan now dude. Sp right now averages 14k posts a day in 2021 it was 28k a day
>>153924331thank you as always
>>153924311Yeah well their philosophy is that the postseason is a crapshoot and by virtue of making it every year the team will eventually click with 1-2 additions every year.
>>153924351your welcome
>>153924348what about pre lockdown? say 2018everything on the internet was pumping in 2021
>>153924331>meaningless baseball, japan :O
>>153924352George Steinbrenner's philosophy was "I own the New York Yankees which is the richest and most accomplished franchise in baseball. I have all the money in the world and I'm spending it"Meanwhile his son acts like he owns a flyover team from Peoria instead of the fucking Yankees, which most baseball players around the world would beg and grovel for the opportunity to play in their uniform.
>>153924331>crawls out of the wools worth just to tease America and push your highschool baseball tourney
>>153924365
>>153924370Yeah, I get it. There’s a self-imposed budget that’s kinda cringe. I guess it’s just the way the wheel turns…I think that Hal just grew to dislike baseball since it was a major stressor for George. He was more of a racing pony boy.
>>153924388the 2022 world cup was insane. You had /nfl/ and /cfb/ threads dying prematurely in fucking November.
no…NO!!!
>>153923342Based oath taker!!
>>153924076he's going to hit 40 home runs this year. maybe people are saying this
>>153922917You’re the best social media person in all of sports accounts! Keep up the great work go Cane's!
>>153924369>baseballWhat's that?! MORE BASEBALL?! DON'T MIND IF I DO!
I took an oath of my own allegiance to the Lord Jesus Christ, amen.
>>153924408One of the craziest things I've ever seen was USA vs England. After the final whistle blew at it ended 0-0 literally every thread got whipped out. The oldest threads were posted like 5 minutes ago
>>153924218Waifu creation
>>153924376 I have a job lolI tend to take leave during the Koshien tournaments lol
>>153923902PEPPERONI AND GREEN PEPPERS MUSHROOMS OLIVES CHIVES>PEPPERONI AND GREEN PEPPERS MUSHROOMS OLVIES CHIVES
I’m here to ruin the gemerald
>>153924443bloody oath mate!
>>153924487>I have a job lolhire me please. i speak english and i'm white! i have no other skills though.
>>153924487This is my first time watching this tourney. What should I expect?
>>153924519Timmies really do be like this kek
*drives next to you**rolls window down*YO GIRL WAS FUCKED UP LAST NIGHT!*zooms off*
>>153924537Venezuela's flag is like Colombia but cooler
>>153924334Truth
>>153924463This is the spirt >>153924525March madness, but baseballAnd 2 times a year
>>153920359hahafucking loser
>>153924600gottem
>>153924331Based Koshien. Based ABG.
>>153922917How are you doing social media person? Could I have a follow please..
>high school baseball
How do guys still get 100 mph fastballs blown by them? Just set the pitching machine to 120 so 100 seems slow.
>>153924674Um I think you die if you set it to 120
>>153923342Afroman is unironically doing more to protect freedom by BTFOing those cops in court than any zogbot drone pilot bombing Iranian schoolgirls.
>>153924530it was worth a shot. thought it might be a chance to see brazil
>>153924552oh my klenk
>>153924645cant see nipples, try prompting again loser
>>153923342my tax dollars are going to bombs in the desert instead of improving the quality of life of americans via socialized healthcare. this bothers me a lot and i'm a conservative
>>153923997that's too much food, i got you the brc without the quesadilla.why did you go with the brc instead of the original chicken burrito? you need some protein you shit
>>153924216if this had nipples (or was panned out to include a little cheek) it would be a solid contribution to /mlb/. i do applaud the attempt (for once!)
>>153924331no one in my country knows what this means
>>153924591>And 2 times a yearwhen and why
the rangers score UI should be default across the leagueits so good
Evening spring training is so comfy
>>153924902>mickey world series award>best score bug awardraggypacos kek
You're watching the spring breakout tomorrow, right /mlb/?
>>153924846Now is the spring koshienLatter in July/August is the summer koshienThe spring is the conclusion of regional part of season (setember-november, the best regional teams are selected akin March MadnessThe summer one is the most famous and raw tournamentEveryone plays everyone, first at provinceal/state level then at national level until has only the winner leftIn both tournaments win you advance, loses and your participation ends, this is mostly brutal in summer beavuse if you are in 3rd year and loses, your high school career is over
>>153924897is this ballgirl emily?
Why the Venezuelan flag has stars but the Colombian flag doesn't?
>>153923197You are my HM slave btw
>>153924991lmao
>>153924991ohtani, hs kim and ichiro
We are about to witness the greatest individual season of all time. Ohtani is gonna lead the league in HRs, OPS, be top 3 in strikeouts, top 3 in lowest ERA, maybe even a no hitter somewhere in the season, and he will play outfield on days when he's not pitching. I don't know what the most WAR is by a single player in one season but Ohtani is gonna shatter that record.
>>153925092no one cares doyerpaco
>>153925092third tommy john by june
>>153924984You're south american why are you asking us
>>153925112>ohtommy
>>153925125America has all the answers
>>153925092everyone cares dodgerchad
Predictions for Bobby Witt Jr?
>>153925060>>153924991What do you guys think the decoy furry is doing right now at this very moment?
>>153925337eating rice
>>153925335original prediction: 40 homers like the italian nightmarerevised prediction based on suckin cock at the wbc: great defense, acceptable season at the plate, overrated as fuck
>>153925337writing a handwritten letter to his boss thanking him for letting him take a lunch break today
>>153925337not sure but there is probably something in his butt
>>153925357>suckin cock at the wbcwhat…?
>>153925364Well yea you didn’t think the tail was attached to his pants, did you?
>>153925337He's probably eating instant yakisoba (Ippei-chan).
>>153925362heh
>>153925417i give up. you're beyond help. please STOP posting these dogshit gens
>>153925419this is the packaging for fireworks in america
>>153925449Your asshole is gonna be a firework after eating that
>>153925449>>153925485Oh, reallyBy the way, ever since the gambling incident, I've been traumatized and can't eat Ippei-chan.Instead, I eat UFO.
>>153925510Looks tasty. I want some.
>>153925525Cheesum Cripes
>>153925525NOOO!
>>153925525Aaaaaaaaaaaaa! This is awful
>>153925525did they die?
>>153925525holy kekkerino
>>153925510>crapan>appropriating Chinese culture once again Noodles are Chinese, your entire identity is Chinese.
>>153924334barstool sports was just named the number one media company for skinnyfat goybeasts NPCs
>>153925525no… NO!!!
Ordered a Cuban sammich for dinner and got cubbed
>>153925558Shut up, chink international students
>>153925589Seethe gweilo
>>153925525kek doyershinjis
Hi guys I like baseball!
>>153925600gtfo faggot
>>153925586do NOT eat that
>>153925600Fuck you
>>153925600this genny isnt for you
>>153925600you pathetic wretch, get out of my sight
>>153925600Its chinese power hour, nobody cares.
>>153925525i'm laughing hard at this than any movie or tv i've seen this year
>>153925600hello , cunt!
>>153925600Arsehole!!
>>153925579this guy was great in silence of the lambs
>>153925604Need a slopster to gen the box opening to a cubby maid inside, maybe tied up in bondage gear. Will pay one years janny salary for it.
>>153925600ban this frickin chudbutt mudbutt
Is baseball atmosphere in the US so boring people do this during the game?
>>153924948DAMN RIGHT I AM!
>>153925600It's his slider cutter combo. Has good support from other pitches like the curve and 2seam as well. Low on the plate they are elite pitches. His command issues will be the reason he's either great or out of the league in 2 years. He's very much like Assad, with exceptional horizontal movement on the plate except aside from having a wicked two seamer he has a solid running 4-seamer at 96-98.
>>153925691i'd try it at my local AAA ballpark, where they do $3 beers on tuesdays and give out the last of the hotdogs for free after the 7th
>>153925600Don't listen to those other anons, sweetheart. We love you here!
>>153925691>you're supposed to be shuckin and jivin to shitty reggaeton nonstop to have good atmosphere at a baseball game!!!11!1!1!1>eating concessions is LE BADwhy are latinos like this?
>>153925774Americans think having soul at games is eating food lol
>>153925795What's wrong with eating food?
>>153925774>this forms part of the quintessential American baseball experience
>>153925586Many such cases. Bland!
>>153925673get in line palim still waiting for a sloppa of cubs girl cowering in the aisle
>>153925774I watched a mexican league game last year and they had shitty latinx music playing between every pitch it was awful.
>>153925816diambags
I'm the only skinny guy that posts here btw
I wish there were some cute white girls in /mlb/But I guess it's just full of old Asian guys sigh
>>153925868I mog you
>>153924274Reminder that Col. Sanders thought KFC was already shit before he died.>Sanders remained critical of Kentucky Fried Chicken's food. In an October 1975 article in the Louisville Courier-Journal, he told journalist Dan Kauffman:>My God, that gravy is horrible. They buy tap water for 15 to 20 cents a thousand gallons and then they mix it with flour and starch and end up with pure wallpaper paste. And I know wallpaper paste, by God, because I've seen my mother make it. ... There's no nutrition in it and they ought not to be allowed to sell it. ... [The] crispy [fried chicken] recipe is nothing in the world but a damn fried doughball stuck on some chicken.
>>153925865Damn I hate AIslop but this is cute!
>>153925886I'm a girl
>>153925865Did you think it was necessary for the data centers to waste a couple more gallons of water to produce this image?
>>153925902She's sweet too
>>153925905Look man, I don't make the rules, I just make the slop
need this brehs
Recker will be a pre- and post-game analyst withTwisn/Twins this season.
>>153925932>Tajin on rim>snap on lidTotal doyerbrain move
>>153925816copying the white sox who invented milkshakes
>>153925934They even used an official /mlb/ image!
>>153925800Are you foodspie?
>>153925934Recker mentioned
>>153925972He looks like he have Down syndrome
>>153926003>he have
>>153926014
>>153920435You guys really need to stop with all the HOOAH YES SIR I'LL KNEEL FOR WOMEN BEING ABUSED shit. I'll concede doing it for one day a year, call it guilt-trip goyim day or something, but holy shit you can't be in that mode all the time
