>Lap:#8390>Countdown to THE 日本への原子爆弾投下 OF F1:https://f1exposure.com>Previous thread:>>153904604>/f1/ Essentials:https://pastebin.com/tZ67Gcuq>24/7 stream of the F1 Reviews from 1990-2009 (and possibly more F1-related content in the future):https://angelthump.com/gimi>Toyota Gazoo Racing Haas F1 Team powered by Ferrari Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:217>Fernando Alonso Grands Prix since last win:227 (226 starts)>2026 WDC Standings:RUS: 51 (+18)ANT: 47 (+25)LEC: 34 (+12)HAM: 33 (+15)BEA: 17 (+10)>2026 WCC Standings:Mercedes: 98 (+43)Ferrari: 67 (+27)McLaren Mercedes: 18 (+4)Haas Ferrari: 17 (+10)Red Bull Racing Red Bull Ford: 12 (+4)>2026 WEC Standings:PIA: 103.37 (+29.25)PER: 96.77 (+54.42)OCO: 96.41 (+51.70)>News:Speculation: BYD to be a 12th team? Or even name sponsoring a current team?Lobato: Aston Martin looking for a new Team PrincipalVasseurs says Russell should shut his mouth (regarding the starting procedure): "Enough is enough"
bearman lads
gimi
>>153921412>/f1/ - Relentless Formula One General - TWINKEDRAW Edition
>another beartwink editionjust how gay is /f1/ really?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCG3dZ272ZgMickey Mouse SportMickey Mouse RacingMickey Mouse Regs
close to ralf schumacher than to james hunt it seems
>>153921412Gay cunt
estimates on the number of times bearman's bussy has been gaped by F1 and FIA execs?
>>153921502Gay cunt
australians are gay
>>153921428Gay cunt
No gay cunts in f1That means no>cub boy>narb>black cunt>norizz>2026 hybrid motors
>>153921494>>153921519>>153921572>>153921652this is you
>>153921666This is my land and you are a gay cunt
>>153921710as saidyou are the gay cunt!
Ollie!!
I'm tired of pretending Merc has as big advantage as people are claiming they have.
>>153921913The car is roughly between the level of advantage they had in 2014-2016 and RBR had in 2023.
>>153921913watch the onboards dude, the ferrari couldn't match their speed on the straights even with the overtake boost
>NO NIPPON LIVERYJUST FUCK MY SHIT UP SENPAI
>>153922037lmfao, they just straight up copied the RBR livery
>>153922037honder would be wise to remove all branding from the car until further notice
>>153922037shamefur dispray
medshitters really acting like the car wasn't already shitted
>>153922037Why does honda suck balls all the sudden. The Ford engine may actually be better than them?
>>153922250>fordit's not fordfor is just a logo
>>153922308Who's making it then? It still doesn't seem very good.
>>153922037Is so fucking over
Why is the RB so fat
>>153922018id say that's more likely incorrect setup, which is why they were compromised out of t14 gaining a lot of speed on the straights is usually what backmarker teams do because it's the easiest thing to improve laptime on
>>153922330Just drill some speed holes in it.
>>153922330ford engine badge is heavy pls understand
>>153922330They had to include a baby-seat for Lily this year.
>>153922330Max was a dumb ass. I'm surprised his dad didn't force him to Mercedes. He had to know.
>>153922037KWAB
middle east races are cancellednow we need a tsunami to cancel japanand a volcano could errupt on iceland, grinding air traffic to a halt
>>153922037Simply go with a Toyota Livery. Might drag them into this as well
>>153922330American PU
>>153921412these types of guys are always racist deep inside
>>153922606unfortunately for this gay cunt even being a hardcore based racist would not salvage him
the absolute state of sharl
>>153922606Ollie!! does not do raceplayUnless you have info I don't
>>153922777Times Chuck has had a WCC winning car: 0
>sharlecler>charles le clerck >sharles le clerck>charles lecler
cam on franco do it for ISRAEL
>>153922825I've been reliably informed by an anon posting under a Swiss flag that Oliver "twink" Bearman has some absolutely DIABOLICAL kinks that most of the F1 viewing public would find REBARBATIVE.
>>153922910>Trusting Swissanonhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-bCIA_vyVc
>>153922887I thought that was David Letterman for a sec
>>153921412>not a single mention about Formula quEef having all their drivers protest and are demanding the FIA and uncle ben spefically to make changes to the sportF1 will never have this happen again because even the drivers at the end of the day are all pussy wiped to their iron clad contracts and are too scared to stage a protest even after the news from FE. The most F1 will get is lulu being the only vocal minority, and then Bearman crashes his Ferrari into an aquarium or something and boom. No one remembers anything about a F1 protest just like 2020.
>No mention of Formula mEmE in the Formula 1 general
>>153923124Only reason to talk about it is when something funny happens like a F1 wash out who drives in it crashing
>>153923124what's the difference
>>153922910if being addicted to gooning to BNWO anal sissy twink hypno trainer porn is rebarbative, then yes thats true
>>153923071no mention of it because this seems like a hallucination of youlink it then retard
>2014Token system to safeguard Shitcedes engine advantage>2026ADUO allowing FIA to decide who and when teams can upgrade their engine to safeguarda Gaycedes advantageThey don't even try to hide it anymore
Oscar Pisstree just slipped on wet pavement KWAB
Well not really, but it would be funny if he did. Oscar is a clumsy faggot.
>>153923436>>153923464settle down ok
>>153923071>The fallout out from the team bosses not being aware could result in internal action against some drivers. The Race has learned that at least two teams are considering withholding bonus payments to drivers this month, while others are deliberating on possible fines.Kek
>>153923509>>The fallout outSTANDARDS ARE SLIPPING
>>153923498oké zoals u wilt, mam
>>153922037So obvious considering Stroll WILL break the Honda contract and switch to Mercedes engine in 2027
Max Regretstappen. George will break all his records :)
>George will break all his records :)Mathematically not possible because of his ageTotal indog tsunamicide
>drive badly>be quickerlmao nice "sport"no wonder hamilton is suddenly fast again
>>153923647George is 28Reg will stay until 2031George will win 20 races / Season 20 x 6 = 120 120 Wins and 6 WDCs by the time hes 34yo ;-)
Has there been a F1 season that is this much of a shit fest in the past 30 years?This season is basically like a big test season for all except Merc and Ferrari. Have there ever been this large of gaps to the front with this many teams in the past 50 years?
>>153923666>team who is struggling with current regs is saying shit about the current regsHmm, I guess they have no reason to be dishonest.
>>153923666>mfwAlso, checked.>the GREAT SATAN
i just assume that any finnish flag is the hamspammer at this point so i dont even acknowledge them anymore. nothing personell
>>153923748Not any, there are still plenty of sane Finns that often argue with that retard.
>>153923748>tf>tpYOU are the hamspammer
>ynr cutfags saying hadjar would beat verstappen
>>153923678It's some cope about age.Like how it's incredibly hard to beat Sebs record of speedrunning getting a penalty in your F1 career (9 seconds)
>>153923608>you will live to see Max sperg out and fuck off to simracing/endurance, completely shitting all over his legacy, coping with "I don't have anything to prove" and "I've achieved everything I wanted to achieve" Sad. The nigga had the potential to break all the records.
I just got off the phone with F1. ADUO kicks in after Japan. Ferrari will close to within a tenth of Merc's advantage per lap. Audi and Honda think they will find a whole second per lap. Edd Straw, The Race travels to every race with a suitcase full of Greggs steak bakes. Gimi.
>>153923608>i-i-i don't want him anymore!
just found this randomly from the wrong folder and i'm of laughing's
>Ferrari will toe to toe with Mercedes>..........Its Russell Vs Hamilton WDC fightTheres no way you gonna pick Hamilton, right ??
>>153923862o i am laffin
>BREAKING: F1 supremo Bernie Ecclestone, 95, set to replace Stefano Domenicalli as President and CEO of Formula One Group, marking a bombshell return to the position he held a decade ago.
*drinks*
It starts with one sip and suddenly you pissed your career away and are about to be found dead after an OD during the 4 hours of Snetterton Sim Race. Stay away from Red Bull man.
>>153923976this is the kind of shit sophia would do if you spat in her cup just to let her know you're done with her
>Japan next
>>153923976do this bitch got a job?
>>153924282hand, foot, or blow?
>>153924298you wouldnt get it.
>>153924298yes please
>>153924307she could get it doe
>>153924117So ... did Scuderia Ferrari certify them as their cheering leader or not?
>5th place>12 ptsDo you miss me now?
>>153922330Yuki is hiding in it during the races for lulz
>>153924429audible kek
>>153924429
no one not even edd can convince me the problem with AM is from the engine and not the chassis
>>153924446is anyone saying its the engine?the issue is basically resonance in the chassis and the gearbox occasionally lunching itself as far as i understand it
>>153924446https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4a0uqge8P0
Can customer teams open up the engine and look at it to copy everything in there or is it sealed in some regard?Like can Cadillac open up the Ferrari engine and battery and copy everything in there for their development of their own engine?
you say just open it up and copy like its a fucking coconutgo try to replicate the advanced materials science off of a blender model because you have the dimensions youll be richdont even start on batteries
So is everyone using battery deployment on corner exit as a form of traction control, or just Mercedes? Might as well just make it officially legal.
>>153923783cant you easily cheese that by, for example, not wearing your helmet while driving out of your garage in your fp1 outing? That record should genuinely be unbeatable cause youd get a penalty the moment your f1 career startsi could see it someone doing it for the lulz
>So is everyone using battery deployment on corner exit as a form of traction controlits limited below a set speed to try and avoid that but the thing with merc seems to be just understanding the pu and how to recharge better than the customers on top of having like 20hp extra which is why ferrari cant beat them
I vote for nuking m*rcedes off the face of the earth
>>153924429where is he hiding.the side pod? dangerous.beneath the engine cowling? need heat shielding. in the nose cone? even more dangerous.on the gearbox? cant hide there. and dangerous.
brap
cum
russel isn't going to win WDC this year, nevermind break amx' and michael's records
>>153922250When Honda left the sport in the last regs they completely disbanded the F1 engine program, sending all personnel across the company. By the time they changed course and decided to jump back in with Aston the department was a hollow frame with zero development towards the 26 engine. What also happened is the Honda in the RB arguably had the best MGU-H in the last regs and that part of the engine is gone. So to TLDR,>Started over from basically scratch a year or two behind the other manufacturers>Its strength in working with hybrids was eliminated from the engine all together>It was asked to build this completely untested engine into a very narrow frame designed by Newey.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hcOhXThqh_0
>>153921412
>>153924767they got shitted, bro
>>153922327Red Bull Powertrains. I’m sure if you were to head over there you’d probably see a lot of Japanese milling about.
fuckin jamacainzoomer think hes funny shit huh? gonna fuckin kick his bombaclot teeth inlittle faggot
>>153924665he's hiding inside the benis
>the individual youre seething over
>>153925061BOMBACLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
https://youtu.be/su3RvgiKGsUthis is no longer banter
>>153925171Finna end the same way for chuck too, at the hands of a sniper.
>>153922330We don't know fuel loads, so that pic is meaningless.For all we know RedBull had a ton of fuel left over
>>153925290based retard
how im approaching tomorrow
>>153925290Pretty sure these are all numbers leaked from people looking at the weighbridge numbers after quali or a race in which case RBR would just have to be comically incompetent to be leaving in an extra 26kg of fuel.
>>153925312Shut the fuck up
do medshitters realize that they shit everything up or do they just go through life thinking there's some kind of big cosmic conspiracy going on against them
>>153925290What you actually don't know is the driver weight, because depending on that there is ballast in the car to avoid drivers starving themselves for an advantage.
>>153925355https://vocaroo.com/1npRkD8pL4ww
>>153924422I want to go back.
https://youtu.be/c0B9XTh2rcE
>>153925312You can't refute me.We simply do not how how much fuel was in that car It's unlikely it was 26kg, but we just don't know How much.
>>153925415is he acting as oscar for immersion?
i am choosing to not extend with lico (beer) and etire the car (eat food)
>>153925471pussy
>>153925519the turkey does not care for your opinion
>>153925576you're calling yourself the turkey now?
>>153925685youre not clever or funnystop tryingive asked me sandwich and were not buying tickets to your show
that posted \without me clicking post....do we get an personal cAI assistant now?
imagine talking to a sandwich
>>153925733<-
yeah im thinking a cheeky p7 for are vale in japan
>the reason why GooglePlay exists is that Microkwab lost to Amazon after being stuck behind labour costs for 60 years and Bill Gates went crying to the FTC about it afterwards....why the fuck is this saved in my pasta folder???
>>153924589lol i remember shooting ropes to her profile picture
>>153925355wrong flag
>>153926101all I know is that one year after his humiliation Lawson will return triumphant and all the smug tsunoda fans will have no choice but to admit defeat
>theres just so much faggotory in the sport itself and even the /f1/ forums, not much can be done i'm afraid>t. mika
good morning
>>153926681
>>153926681Morning, yes.Not so sure about the "good" part though.
>>153926681>tfhmmm where's the frog?
>>153926815i ate him
>>153926815He just rearranged the colors a bit.
>>153926820She Hulk looking face ass
>>153926820ough
chadders!
>>153926873pig ugly jeeta skank
>>153926873damn tsolov let himself go after winning melb
>>153923976TAKE MY SOUL SOPHIA
>>153926101are vale will get that point for caddy
>>153926873She probably has sport bra on and still looks like big milkers
>>153927297god i would love to suck those big fat mommy milkers dry
>>153924813thats funny
>>153927429Don't be greedy, save some for others
now that hamil has a podium with ferrari, bottas is the driver with the most podiums with just 1 engine
my caddies :)
>>153927505Gonna change this year when bottas activates his quest for championship
that cadillac motor is never happening. the hohnda and audi struggles scar them off
How is red bull so dummy thicc?
>>153927547rbr to busy bulkmaxxing to notice
>>153925160ai gone too far
>>153927673>hadyar's carhis car is made of steel not carbon fibre
>>153927684Race fuel can't melt steel monocoques
>>153924620>throwing your career away for the lulzEven assuming the team would release the car, pulling that shit in your first FP1 outing is a great way to not get another one.
She preggo again?
>>153921412- I HATE SENNA- I HATE SCHUMACHER- I HATE VETTEL- I HATE HAMILTON- I HATE NORRIS- I HATE RUSSELL < ---- You are here- I HATE KIMI- I HATE UGOCHUCKWU
>>153927739you wouldnt loose your career because of that. drivers have done worse and not lost it
>>153928101Like what?
>>153928113Partaken in a conspiracy to cover up industrial spionage by lying to FIA.
>>153928113qatar 24
>>153928113being a black guy
>>153928197Hey, leave Pascal Wehrlein out of this!
why are germans and austrians still allowed to have communications with eachother? Didnt TWO world wars start this way?
>>153928220>Didnt TWO world wars start this way?
>>153928113I was going to say not being pozzed in the head but that's not true; everyone who wasn't pozzed in the head or looking paki ended up banned from f1
>>153928280and many many other wars
Gimi
>>153928280careful m8 u could go in jail for wrongthink
>>153928280bout to be three if ((they)) keep it upalso how many bongs until AMX's NLS race because I get very confused about timezone out here in worst korea
>>153928280yep, the serbs
>>153928453Europe and most of Asia have already stated that they don't plan to get involved.Murica, Russia and Africa doesn't suffice for World War 3. If anything, they make it a Third-World War.
>>153928456holy trvke>>153928464World War Thirdie just ain't got the same ring to it.
>>153928280third time's the charm
>>153928453about 37 bongs, race will start at 8pm in your cunt if i didnt miscalculate
>GP laps raced in 2026:>114 - Hamilton, Leclerc, Russell, Antonelli>113 - Bearman, Lawson, Gasly>112 - Ocon, Lindblad>111 - Colapinto, Sainz>110 - Perez>103 - Verstappen>70 - Bottas>66 - Hadjar>58 - Norris>57 - Bortoleto, Albon>55 - Hulkenberg>53 - Alonso>52 - Stroll>0 - Piastri
>>153928409pagpag shlyuha
Spring is upon us, frens. Rejoice!
>>153928409zamn! ladyboys look like that?!
>>153928239Do they expect it to just be darkness behind there?
>>153928637imagine docking with this lady boy. too bad he sliced his penis and testes off
>>153928239how do we explain to our american friends how mirrors work? i feel like "you see what the mirror sees from the opposite angle" is the most reduction you can do before you lose yourself in the sauce of retard gymnastics
>>153928685Have you seen the videos women post with POV captions? Retards don't understand what perspective is
>>153928693you mean the "POV: <insert activity you're doing>" template? that's more to do with social media meme language ignoring how language works. the problem being that its adopting twitch streamer lingo to mass consumption which leads to much faster propagation than it realistically should. i remember using "farming" as a term among friends 7+ years ago but now its a common word for "milking" or forcing something.
https://f1i.com/news/561460-newey-reportedly-hunting-for-new-team-principal-amid-aston-woes.htmlhttps://www.gpfans.com/en/f1-news/1079345/aston-martin-f1-adrian-newey-choose-team-principal-replacement/>newey out?>???? in?>Sources claim the legendary designer is quietly searching for his own replacement as team principal, even as the AMR26 struggles under the weight of its new Honda power unit.>Andreas Seidl and Martin Whitmarsh are both unattached, immediately available and possess the veteran experience to navigate the political storm.lmao whitmarsh
>>153928761She likes chink men. My will to live has been rekindled.
https://youtu.be/C58TYGrtQg4?is=YfrxYo0NInPO8dh0RÄIKKÖNEN RÄIKKÖNEN RÄIKKÖNEN
>>153928764it's time for a female team principaland I know just the woman for the job
>>153928877I support it for no reason other than it would she would be back on the pitwall in a buttocks-facing role rather than the current face to camera role she has now
>>153928877Females own me sex so only after that
>>153927547They were also overweight in 2022, they just need more time
>>153928898>Females own mewhat did he mean by this?
I should do something with this picture but it's too late at night for me to be creativemaybe in the morning
>>153928923Yes, with sex
Are you ready to admit that Lawson was the bad guy all along?
>>153928971Lawson is based as fuck>i still can't find that clip of him spinning and causing some cunt to spiral roll off his car in pooper formulaabsolute state of my f1 and vroums folders
>>153928971Lawdog did nothing wrong>>153929019Must be a rb junior driver thing
>>153928287so which of those 2 groups does saarvid belong to?
>>153929069aryan
>>153928877>a female team principalΥes because that always worked out well in the past.
>>153929216claire was the only decent one, right? If she managed to keep the ship afloat for a season or 2 more, her family might still have owned the team
>>153928877>>153928890one day wind is going to blow the right way. we'll get another panty peek shot
>>153928811she likes all her clients
>overtakes you on the formation lap>gets black-flagged>finishes the race anyway>refuses to elaborate further
>>153929216>>153929232there was nothing wrong with monisha signing three drivers to two seats
is 4chong broken again?
superclipping
What is Aston doing?
>>153929357
>Adrian Newey is set to step down from his team principal position at the Aston Martin Formula 1 team, where he’ll be replaced by current Audi team boss Jonathan Wheatley.>Autosport understands Newey will step down in order to focus exclusively on technical matters, as Aston Martin has experienced a more than underwhelming start to the 2026 F1 season. Power unit trouble with new partner Honda means the Newey-designed AMR26 currently can’t complete a whole race.>Wheatley has been working at Audi since last May alongside CEO Mattia Binotto but will therefore return to England after just 10 months. The timing of the move depends on his Audi contract.https://www.autosport.com/f1/news/adrian-newey-to-step-down-as-aston-martin-f1-team-principal/10806485/
>>153929378>nuui can't lead (too aerobrained)>wheatley can't lead (disloyal)if you want ex red bullers fucking call horner you dumb arse bumbling yid fuck
>>153929338
who made the three letter agencies mad again?
>Wheatley leaving Audi for Aston Martinpapa lawrence trying to rebuild Red Bull from scratch
have you seen this movie about how humanity moved undergrown because of some nuclear war or something and the reactor they have is failing? each time the black outs are longer, i saw it at school idk about 15 years ago, the twist was that the surface was already save to live onwell, whats going on with 4chan reminds me a bit of that movie, maybe the outside is save for us
>>153929378>he’ll be replaced by current Audi team boss Jonathan Wheatley.Wtf?
Whos gonna be Audi's new führer now?
>>15392937867
>>153929519
>>153929528HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJ XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>153929378craziest headline I've read in a hot minutewhat the fuck?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDsRHeNa6gw
>>153923608toto is such a tsundere
>>153929493silo on apple tv (I haven't seen it)or it sounds like it could be twilight zone or something
>>153929597why havent they told her to piss off? she doesn't drive for zauber anymore and audi have no connection to her
>>153929597Those shoes make me want to kill myself
>>153929597fucking hate zoomer women
>>153929551i wish knew another alpha gen word to reply to this but i just found out about the 67 thing so
>>153929614They kept her on as a mascot/ "mentor" for the leading F1 Academy driver.
Japan next
>>153929519Horner
feel like pure shit just want horner back bros xx
>>153929725Audi already gave sandniggas like 30% of the F1 team, I doubt they want to give away more. + He seems like a proppa britlad whouldnt wanna live in Switzerland.
>>153929587nah, much older, their society was based around your job, and the best job was working in the reactor, the protagonist got this job and the first time we got to see the reactor through his eyes it was in flames, other thing that i recall is that there was one of these ultrasafe suitcase, like the ones with the nuclear red botton, that was supposed to open once the outside was save to live on, but it was left in some wardrobe and forgotten to timeand the last thing that i remember, far to well, is that, as i said i watched it at school, and for some reason the girl that i liked turned around to tell my best friend that thats the movie they watched in his brothers birthday, why would my best friend invite the girl that i liked to his brothers birthday?
Why would wheatley leave audi for a far worse team?
>>153929859money
>>153929378kwabston kwabotyn
>>153929493>>153929784The City of EmberInteresting premise but the movie is shit
>>153929859why did he leave rbr for a far worse team?>he's a disloyal fucken rat idiot
What the fuck is up with aussies in /f1/ they are so fucking stupid holy shit. They are literally dumber then the canadian jeets.
>>153929859pussy
>>153928877which team do you want bankrupted and taken over by byd?
>>153929910fuck up dickhead
>>153929892oh thats the one, idk, i liked it, mayube not so much because of the movie, but because of the moment i saw it, it was one of those days after all the evaluation period was over but you still had to go to school, and being with my friends was fun>>153929913jodi is in alpine
>Giving Mclel, the team that can turn a shitbox into a rocketship with one upgrade 5 weeks of free sim timeIts over for george
>>153929943How can mclaren win races if they don't have any working engines?
>>153929943To finish first, first you have to start at all
>>153930017jejeje
As the eternal HIDF poster I would have preferred Wheatley to stay at Audi since he seems to have genuinely done a good job.
>>153929639it's okay my sigma, you earned your skibidi rizz fanum tax. now i'm going back to ohio in the next 67 minutes
>>153929859Volkswagen just reported a disastrous profit of only 7 billion euros for 2025. They're planning to reduce their workforce by 50000 people and cut back on bonuses for workers. If they can't improve drastically, even they might have to take a cut in bonuses for their management next time.The writing is on the wall that they'll pull out of superfluous programs like F1 unless they start bringing in results soon. I don't see them stick around for much longer if they don't start fighting for the title by 2027 despite what they say.
>>153930089Audi actually increased their revenue
appreciably uncomfortable truth for medshitters:asston shartin was on course to becoming the worst team even with the merc engine due entirely to kwablonso's constant shitting
>>153930083
>>153930089and they will make another 7 billy since people keep buying their 50k family cars with 10k headlights
>>1539300897 billion wasn't enough?I didn't think Germans could say something like that
>>153930089there's no reason to cut the f1 program when f1 makes money now
>>153930134i always hated this total faggot, looked like a mishmash of muslims, jews, indians, pakistanis and mutts. He was completely unfunny and thought he was hot shit because he beat vettel once during a shit year for him and ran with his tail ducked between his legs the moment someone better than him joined the team.Im fucking glad zak kicked this faggot for the better australian driver, i always hear his fans say some dumbass shit like "omg if he stayed at mclaren or redbull hed be a world champion now" no he fucking wouldnt be, theres not a world where this faggot beats max, at best he hinders him during 2021 in a baku 2018 situation because he wants a win or some bullshit. At mclaren hed have been completely btfo by lando. Imagine that, getting completely and utterly beaten by the fucking goblin.God i fucking hate him, why did the jeetnadian set up bots for nando and not for this faggot. At least he beat michael, ricciardo beat noone but vettel, once.
>>153930176
>Ferrari believes Mercedes is holding back part of its engine's potential in order to keep Ferrari below the 2% threshold and prevent the upgrade system from kicking in.
>>153929859He abandoned his homeland and is now lost in the wilderness. Reminder that Wheatley would be team principal of Red Bull (the team he was at for 20 years) right now if he had waited like six months.
>>153930255>Aston MartinWhat are they up to now? Still winning races?
>>153930255>the handpoor wagie, i understand him
lore accurate lawrence strollmore money than sense fucktard
>>153930277they're shitted
My racism towards Poowis Shartmilton will forever be unmatched, bitches.
>>153930176three lines or less nigga
>>153924282she is extremely sexual
why are all rich n powerful mens sons gays
>>153930176alonso got shit on by ocon, bro
>>153930176he could probably compete close to or at par with max if jewbull wasn't committed to babying max and basically spelling it out loud to the world with that baku incident
>>153930659A mixture of pampered upbringing and ritual satanic molestation. See: Lance Stroll’s mother offering his and his sister’s “services” of “digging treasure” to Ghislaine Maxwell on Epstein island.
>>153924282texting with men
>>153930121who are you and what did you do to the jeetleaf?
>>153929378LMAO
>2 retards fighting
>>153931198
>>153925355>>153930121bloody benchod go back to canada saar
>CLAMOROSO Aston Martin: Newey ha scelto Jonathan Wheatley come suo successoreis it verdad?
>>153929910calm down moot
>>153931198real racing, unlike this formula battery crap with car positioning and shit
>>153931323>real racingNo it was just retardstappen going full retard twice on the same lap.
>>153931318vero
>Former Red Bull team principal Christian Horner, who was linked to Aston Martin last November, has met with Stroll this week.>However, Newey is said by sources to be opposed to Horner joining the team.>Wheatley, with whom Newey worked for 20 years at Red Bull, would be an acceptable alternative.https://www.bbc.com/sport/formula1/articles/c3w368246gyo
>>153931565why are they so hellbent on making RBR 2.0?
>>153931565what's newey's problem
>>153931238why does he look like he's about to offer me a choice between two pills
Link for Verstappen race in Nurburgring NLS2https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0T65HVEtxU
>>153931626because red bull is one of the most accomplished teams ever, only loosing in the last 10 years against cheat cars and cheat engines?
>open news>see NORRIS ABOUT TO DIE>it's about chuck
>>153931626they will never make rbr 2.0 withou hornr man
>>153929278>Steiner with yet another retarded comment>>153930161heh>>153930176Dildo!
>>153931565They didn't with which Stroll...
>>153930176based beyond belief
>>153931676or shoot up a school
>>153931565i want Horner back so bad it would be amazing if he came back to torment that fag newey
dead bullhahaha lolfounrd on road dedheheheh lmao
If the RBR is fat enough that they're losing almost 1s/lap due to the weight doesn't that mean the only thing they need to do to transform it into a race winning car is cut the flab?
>>153931676(both of the pills are rohypnol)
give it back
>>153932459mercedes is 2 sec faster
>>153931649Horner molested their joint assistant
>>153932251better yet, he and his consortium is able to buy a controlling interest in team enstone, thus having access to great satan engines
i dont wanna grow old
i blame george
>>153932657this is so not right
>>153932654>tfw genuinely aging like fine winepic related because amx is the only driver that comes to mind with a similar fate, all the rest of them either aged like milk
>[Thomas Maher] Official line from Aston Martin regarding potential changes in leadership: "The team will not be engaging in media speculation about its senior leadership team. "Adrian Newey continues to lead the team as Team Principal and Managing Technical Partner."
>>153932740>it's definitely happening
>>153932723cam onnnnnn, his base face was bad
my caddies finished a race :)
it is over
This is Newey in his prime. The man never stood a chance.
>>153932757that's what i mean dawg, he looked like a fucking frog when he first started F1
>>153932793I'm 33 and that's what my hair looks like
>>153932817thats good manyou will make strong children
>>153932817The guy on the left, right? right?
Isn't this already taken by gimi?
>>153932958
>>153932958afro-semite moment
>Max only complains when he's losing
>>153932919holy crap
>>153933142Why is she dressed like a whore?
>>153933149Wearing a hat like that doesn't make you a whore.
>>153933149>why does a shit smell?
>Japan is next>A white man will win the Japanese Grand Prix
>>153933163She's wearing the whole outfit.
>>153931318uhhh yeah
can they change regs during the big break, please?
>>153933149She is a whore, presumably
What's the next step in his master plan?
>>153933052mas is always complaining, doesn't matter if he's losing or winning
>>153933470Impregnating Antonelli
>>153933556I can see four girls wearing hijabs
>>153933556green: danskeorange: svenskere
>>153933470Taking over Palmont City
Please let Oscar DNF his next race(not DNS because 3 in a row would be too greedy)
>>153933470Bringing sexy back
IT'S UPhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ui2nX_uCL0s
>>153933848>803 watching now
>>153923862i too laffed
>>153933142yeah PENIS COCK goes there
>>153921412 sweaty forehead
>>153932723>falling for the professional studio lighting+lightroom memeniilo22 would look like a gigachad with enough photography skill
>>153934167won't have it
gimmick idea: every time someone posts a picture of alba larsen I post a picture alisha palmowski
so whats the verdict? is newy actually shit
senna's ghost making him pay for his crimes
>winning constructors with a car that literally killed a guy
https://youtu.be/iwe0uVrjihA
accidentally the waffle maker again
>>153934535>cheating on toasteryou dog.
>>153934392he shidded
>>153934548i did not have sexual relations with that appliance
>>153934572tell that to congress.
dumb catposter
leo is retarded
>>153934585you best shut your trap before i claw your eyes out ya mangy mutt
Just got a top 35% time on monza in Lando Norris Team Orders Kwabpionship Racing 25
>>153934666>top 35% time
>>153934666good job, satanon
>>153934440I didn't know he designed the tractor that Bianchi crashed into under yellow without a halo.
>>153934603You know what they say about pets and their owners.
what's globohomo's angle for rigging it for mercedes/NARB/a twink
has anyone checked in on edd? has he been victimized?
>>153934834Sometimes the angle isn't clear until all the pieces have fallen into place.
>>153934834narb and narg (white men) will do very gooduntil mid season when ferrari suddenly gets gooderthen hamilton (black man) will get his 8th and defeat chuck (white man teammate)black mang > white mang solidified forever
>>153934897isn't hamilton a "medshitter" though
jej
>>153934935Spanish niggas finna have a field day all year with the VERGAS timing tower.
>>153934935ps3 hast started a race with saar in the babby bull what is this
WHAT IF HORNER GOES TO AUDI?The shit storm would be amazing.
>>153935029real companies cant hire sex pests
>>153935049you're supposed to use your dick
>internet degenerates have discovered that merc has variable deployment aero (not allowed), that also takes longer than .4 seconds to deploy (also not allowed), that they apply selectively per corner (which means the drivers have some control over it, and as such know about it)>anything will happen about it
>>153935112its preoccupied with the roast beef on sourdough im about to eat
>>153921412Bortoletobros... We got too cocky and didn't score any points.IT'S OVER
https://youtu.be/f2QZNZ6XmOgso what are we doing this weekend?
sneed
>>153935117>blows brains out with shotgun while live streaming it
chuck
So much fun
Audi has fired people for the pettiest of things so Horner returning as a TP for them is completely out of the equation.Alpine tho.
instead of quali how about this... they get 1 weiner dog for each team and they race the weiner dogs around a 50s style f1 track with banked corners. the finishing order decides team starting order and the drivers of each team then must enter a head to head mario kart one lap battle to decide who starts on the pole
dont care full of roast beef
>>153935199>american thinking about gunsas usual... next you'll be thinking about a cheeseburger eh?
>>153935316Which is why Toto is currently trying to buy 24% of Alpine to prevent this
>>153935243
the nice yogurt was $900 and i didn't want to drop 2k on desert (it was my favorite, birthday cake)i just got what i need for the chicken marinade
>>153935183Replacing 3/4in (19mm) Rod-Ends on my race car.Idk what Europe calls them, but they sure got expensive since 2024.
>>153935715>Japanese pilots on December 7th 1941(Japan next btw)
>Aston Martin Lagonda Global Holdings PLC (AML)>-52.10% past 6 monthswhy him of all people?
>>153935737
>>153923694for much of the 80s and 90s it wasn't uncommon for the pole position to be 4-5 seconds faster than the slowest carthe 107% rule was implemented because of just how many worthless shitter cars attempted to start races in the 80s despite being 10s behind pole
>>153935824
>>153935819He looks fucked there. Like hes aged 10 years in 12 months
>>153935837>>153935819Those losses were promised to him 3000 years ago
>>153935846Ooof. Wasnt he mentioned in the Epstein stuff?
>>153935830
>>153935866He was in the black book but I haven't seen anything about his involvement in the latest document releases, IDK if there's a searchable database or something similar I could use to check.
christian horner will never principal anything ever again
>>153935819>taking a shitty coachbuilt car company publiclmao, the only time Aston was ever financially stable was during the Ford ownership tenure
>>153935819>>153935837>>153935846HE JUST WANTED SOME JERKY ON THE ISLANDLEAVE HIM ALONE
>>153935866>>153935877Please don't talk about He like that.She's way too young to be in the Epstein files anyway.
>>153935846this is what happens when you haven't studied medshitter theory
>>153935991>She's way too young to be in the Epstein files anyway.*He'sAnd not as a victim>>153936003Okay but shouldn't they cancel out because stroll is cut saar?
>>153936016>And not as a victimHe was born in 1999.Most of the Epstein stuff took place in the 90s and early 00s. The girls were usually teens.So, yes, I'd argue she is too young to appear, even as a victim at the latest stages of the Epstein files.We're talking about events so far in the past that even Alonso (!) would be unlikely to have partaken in any capacity based on age alone.
What is he looking at?
>>153936108More importantly she ain't white or slavic which I think were his demographics of choice.
>>153936124the schedule where we don't have a race this weekend or in april
Timo Cock
Horneyman to Audi please, it would be too funny
Why is Christian so horny?
What could it be?
>>153936325getting pozzed in the head
>>153936331Wasn't he already pozzed in the head when he hired a medshitter saar?
>everyone is saying they're bringing big upgrades (except for asston shartin, which will still cause brain damage)>race will probably be the exact same gay charade it's been thus farI hold more hope for Miami in a month and a half.
we been doing ket and smoking while watching F1 with my brother should i do shrooms @ suzuka?
>>153936402Cute brother btw
>>153936411thanks
>>153936402Walk to 10 and count in a straight line
>>153935117Props for keeping the file name
I like F1 Academy because it's just like my animu where teenage girls pilot machines in combat against each other
rememba when they said f1 academy would be an under 16s series?how many driver are 16 or younger? can they even be younger than 16? what's the minimum age to hold fia licence?
They never said that, it was always 16-25(also lmao that range)
>>153936575I don't remember that.
>>153936569
baking for you fatasses
i will try to find the article
no you wont cunt
cope
THEY DID UOH
i was gonna bake but i forgot i accidentally the oven in the process
>>153923541>STANDARDS ARE SLIPPINGNot really.
>>153936643>maximum age of 16Must have been about the same time they replaced grid-girls with grid-kids.
>>153936643Sounds like a journo just making stuff up, or misunderstanding things if you want to be generous.
>>153936569its pretty grim considering alba is the only pretty one among them
>>153936826alba being the only underage one you want to lust after =/= only pretty oneThere are several that are conventionally attractiveand besides
How are we already a month in?
>>153923666F1 is a carbabby sport always has been
2026 will end after the blink of an eye.
>>153936974Well, if they cancel any more races it sure will.Still think the US ones need to go. (In general, but also because of the war.)
TheRe ARe SO mANY oVErtAkeS IN A SiNgLE rAce.
>>153936842have any of the other foids been in vogue tho
>>153936990SHUT THE FUCK UP KRAUT, GOD DAMN
>>153937254No one forced you to start this shit, America.Now we've lost the Africa leg of the season and smaller teams might go bankrupt because of the rising fuel costs.
why cant we all be friends?
>>153937467>thinks i have control over what fat orange retard in chief doesAre you really trying to convince me that you aren't that Stephen Miller guy?
>>153937555>>153937555>>153937555
f1?
>actually getting angry when a german jokescalitards are completely cooked
>>153937493With benefits?
